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12 .01.

Officially Halloween.

So this is midnight, huh?

Not impressed.

I have been waiting 364 days to get back at Billy for pranking us last year. But

what's the plan?

Simple. I conjure a box of worms.

We sneak in. I dump. She screams. We laugh.

We run.

You had me at dump.

Let's do this.

Double -cross your own brother. Yeah, I probably just destroyed a lifetime of

trust. Eh, worth it.

What is all the... Bonus scare. Nice.

You know, I always thought Halloween was about the candy, but it's really about

scaring the fudge out of the people you love.

Now you get it.

Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want.

Then what's it mean?

Be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not what

it seems.

Everything is not what it seems. Yes, please.

What it seems.

Hi, Ghost Meets.

Yeah, I need to order some ghosts from my haunted house tonight.

Okay, let me get a sheet shaker, a chain rattler, and you still got that buy one

get one on those shriek lovers?

Perfect. Thanks.

Oh, my.

Check it out.

You said get a dairy costume?

I got a dairy costume.

I said get a scary costume.

I knew I was overthinking it. I said, Winter, don't overthink it. And what did

do?

Overthought it.

Don't worry. I got the scary part covered for tonight.

I'm turning our living room into a Halloween haunted house with real ghosts

the wizard world.

Did you ask Mr. Russo if he could use real ghosts?

Oh, I didn't have to. He and Alex did the same thing at their parents' sub

back in the day. He's gonna love it.

Oh, my.

Happy Halloween, Mr. Russo. Is it? Some of us have been up since midnight

because we got the fudge scared out of us.

I am so sorry that Milo did that.

But hey, I've got something that I think might cheer you up. What would you say

if I told you we're going to throw the scariest haunted house on Saturn Island

with, wait for it, real ghosts?

I would say, wait for it, no!

What do you mean, no?

Wizards love Halloween, and you're a wizard. I'm also tired, and I'm cranky,

the last thing that I want is a house full of screaming ghosts.

But hey, I really appreciate you asking me first.

Uh, Billy, your ghosts are here.

Shoo! Get out! Ghosts are worth a life!

I mean, old Billy would have ordered the ghosts first and then asked for

permission. She was a real rascal, wasn't she?

I'm so proud of you, Billy. You really haven't changed a bit.

I know I should have asked you first, but since they're already here... No

ghosts, no haunted house.

Wow. Justin's really locked the Halloween spirit.

Guess we're just going to have to send the ghosts back.

But we can't throw a haunted house without ghosts. They're the haunted

Otherwise, we're just throwing a house.

Oh, tripwire.

That's troubling.

Oh, Dad, you tripped my tripwire.

Oh, sorry for walking down the only hallway to my bedroom.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a nap.

A nap?

For me? You call this a prank?

You didn't even use magic.

This is just a janky decoration from the Halloween store. I used magic to

conjure a janky decoration from the Halloween store.

Why are you still trying to prank me anyway?

Are you still mad about this morning?

You mean when I was betrayed by my own flesh and blood on our first Wizard

Halloween when our bond should be unbreakable? Yeah, I'm a little miffed.

It's just a joke. Yeah, but it was supposed to be a joke on Billy.

We were brothers, Milo, but...

But you made us enemies.

We're Brenamine.

I'm sorry. I won't prank you again. I promise.

Who put a three -headed rat in my shower?

In my defense, it was meant for Roman.

Then why was it in my shower?

I wasn't going to put it in ours. I used that shower, too.

No more pranks.

Period. Sorry, Mom.

Here, I'll get rid of the rat. Night.

Try. If I leave it with you, you'll just name it and try to raise it.

I would not name it. I will find you, Jeffrey.

I guess the prank war's off.

What do you say, truth?

Truth? You think I'm going to give up that easy on our first wizard Halloween?

will give you candy. You got yourself a truce.

You know what? I'm just going to stand.

Winter, why don't you just take your costume off?

I can't. The zipper broke, so my mom had to sew me into it. I'm in this thing to

curfew.

I can't believe Justin canceled my haunted house. What's he suddenly being

Halloween Scrooge? A Halloween Scrooge? Oh, it's from this wizard story called A

Halloween Carol, where this guy, with the neither Scrooge, loses his Halloween

spirit. And to get it back, these three ghosts show him his Halloween future

present and past.

Mortals have the same story, but it's set at Christmas, and the ghosts are in

the past, and we stole it, didn't we?

Wait.

What if Justin's being a Scrooge because he lost his Halloween spirit?

Do you think if we help him find it, he'll let us through our haunted house?

you really asking?

Nope. I already made up my mind.

Now, Justin Russo, prepare to get Halloween caroled.

Billy, I can't get out of here.

It's a great pumpkin, Milo. Thanks.

Can't help but notice that it's the same size as your head.

Yeah, I guess it is. It even has your triangle nose and your goofy grin.

What are you talking about?

Oh, nothing. Just the observation of a loving brother. Nothing more.

I bringed you. I bringed you so hard. What? But we had a truth.

I only made you think we had a truth. That way you wouldn't be suspicious of

peace offering of candy.

But it was actually wizard candy. And any minute now, your head's going to

into a jack -o' -lantern.

No, uh, not.

Didn't eat the candy. Put it in my secret hiding spot. But I checked there

it's gone.

Well, I didn't eat it. And the only other person who takes candy from my

spot is. What?

Oh, no.

Listen to me. We talked about this.

It wasn't me. Roman did it. But it was supposed to happen to Milo. How would it

happen to Milo? He doesn't even know how to use the washing machine.

I don't, and I refuse to learn.

Wait, washing machine?

One of you left a red pen in your pocket, and now all your dad's tighty

are tighty -pinkies.

That's why you're mad at us? Unless there's some other reason I should be

you. No, no, that is it. That is the reason.

Why are you guys looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?

Just admiring your supermodel costume.

No, but I'm not wearing a... Oh.

I see what you're doing. Okay.

You're not in trouble. This time.

Supermodel.

Who, me?

That was close.

Can we just agree that we're even now?

Sure. I won't get back at you for almost giving me a pumpkin head. You've got

nothing to worry about.

Justin Russo!

Justin Russo!

Justin, someone spilled grape juice on the couch.

Use baking soda and sparkling water, but damn, don't wipe.

Billy, what are you doing here?

I am here with a dire warning.

have lost your halloween spirit and i'm here to show you the consequences of

losing it billy is this about me canceling the haunted house obviously

stroke of a um what time is it 11 26 11 26 a .m

you will be visited by three spirits actually one me i'm

the spirit billy I just want to take a nap. No nap for you, Wispenizer.

Wispenizer? Wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to Halloween Carol me?

Uh, duh.

Let's roll.

Behold, your Halloween future.

Your loss of Halloween spirit has turned the world into a nightmare for your

family.

Oh, boys, dinner's ready.

Cricket loaf?

Again? But it's Halloween.

Maybe for some people, sweetie, but not for us.

Billy, what is this?

It's the future you created when you canceled my haunted house. The world is

divided into those who have Halloween spirits, to have a ween, and those who

don't, to have not a ween.

That's not a thing.

Yeah? Then why is a have -a -ween living in our house while we live in the

backyard and eat bug loaf?

Who's living in our house?

Happy Halloween. Have not a weenie.

Billy, there's no way any of this happens just because I canceled a

house. Okay.

Then perhaps a glimpse of your Halloween presents might change your mind.

Look at what you lost of Halloween.

it has done to your precious baby boys.

Hey, Milo, check this out.

No, send it to me. Okay.

So sad.

Sharing memes like it's any old Saturday.

No costumes, no trick -or -treating. Well, we should probably get our

Yeah, we gotta start trick -or -treating.

Wow. Well, you really changed my mind. I guess we'll just go upstairs, think

about what I learned, and take a nap.

Nice try, Wiseman, either.

You still have yet to see your Halloween purr.

Hey, boy, are you going to want dinner before or after you trick -or -treat?

Well, after I'll be full of candy, so probably before we ghost.

I mean, you're not a ghost.

Why is she a ghost?

I don't know. I put ghost powder in your beds when you made it. I don't make my

bed. Then who makes our beds? I'll give you two guesses, and one of them's a

ghost.

whispering about. Oh, no, just deciding which of your meals is our favorite.

They're all bangers.

Oh, our first trick -or -treaters. This is so exciting.

No, wait, Mom, don't!

Happy Halloween!

Ah!

That was weird.

Is Generation Soft...

Forget dinner. You're just going to fill up on candy anyway.

Just eat some green ones. We'll count it as a vegetable.

Oh, gosh, that was too close.

All right, truth for real this time?

Truth for real.

Have we ever shaken hands before?

I think it was the first time. Can it be the last?

Absolutely.

If the Halloween past doesn't bring back your spirit, nothing will.

What are we doing in the sub shop?

Is this the haunted house Alex and I did? The one with the real ghosts?

That's right. I brought you here so you'll remember how fun Halloween can be

to get your spirit back.

Billy, get us out of here right now.

But we'll miss the best part.

See that crazy face that ghost made?

See, Halloween haunted houses are fun.

So, do you have your Halloween spirit back?

No. Get us out of here right now.

Fine.

Was that... Justin Russo?

Good. We're back, and Mantooth's gone.

Wait. Mantooth? You know him? You mean the ghost who hid under my bed every

night of my childhood? Yeah.

I know him.

Alex invited him to our haunted house, and that was the last haunted house I

ever did.

But you're not still scared of Mantooth, are you? Of course not. I'm a grown

-up.

Great. So I can have my haunted house? No. Why not?

Because I'm a grown -up, and I said so.

Now go to bed.

But it's like 645.

Finally, I can get some sleep.

Just close your eyes.

Don't think of Mantooth.

What are you doing here? I followed you. I haven't heard from you in years. But

now that I found you, I'm going to haunt you.

Oh, good.

He's gone.

Nope, I'm here. I just dropped a contact.

Where was I?

Oh, that's right.

Oh, so do you want to go trick -or -treating? I'm thinking we just turn the

porch light off and house the entire rest of this bowl.

What happened to my hair?

What did you do?

I didn't do that.

Well, she's going to think one of us did.

Wait, I have an idea, but you're not going to like it. Does it get me out of

trouble? Maybe. Good enough for me.

Did you hear anything weird? Just that creepy. Boogly, boogly, boogly.

That's what I was afraid of. Come on.

Right behind you.

You got that.

Look. You're never going to believe what happened.

Oh, no. Did those darn pranksters get you two?

If you decide to try something new, I can tell you that.

What monster could have done this? Well, the only thing we can be sure of is

that it wasn't any of us. Clearly, we're all victims here.

Sorry,

suckers. You come for the prank queen, you better not miss.

Mommy, you... pranked us that's right i told you to stop your magical prank war

but you didn't listen who you knew the whole time yeah milo my head was a

pumpkin and then i walked through a door it was kind of hard to miss i can't

believe the only mortal in the house won the magical prank war yeah we shaved

our heads for nothing well not for nothing the family group chat is gonna

up over this

Just leave me alone.

Justin! Billy, go back upstairs.

No. Stay.

So I can haunt you too.

Please. You can't scare me.

Oh. Okay. I guess I'll just leave then.

That was easy.

Wait for it.

One more thing.

Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo.

older than scaring the kid of the kid you used to scare. Am I right?

Billy, I'm gonna haunt you forever!

Leave her alone!

Oh, look at little Justin Russo standing up to his big bad ghost.

Well, let's see how tough you really are. I've been working on a new scare.

I call it Change of Pants.

Because that's what you're gonna need!

Justin? Look away.

I got that.

Boogily, boogily, boogily, boogily, boogily.

I

don't get

it. That's the scariest face I ever made. Old Justin Russo would be changing

pants right now.

That was before you went after Billy.

I don't care how scared I am. I'm never letting anything happen to my kid.

Suit yourself.

I'll haunt you both.

I think he means... I hate ghoul boys. One used to live under my bed when I was

a kid.

They're not ghoul boys. They're my sons. Although I'm not totally sure why they

look like that. They definitely weren't bald at breakfast.

It's not so fun being scared, is it?

That's what being scared feels like.

It's awful.

Uh, yeah. That's how you made me feel every night of my childhood.

Wow. No wonder you hated me.

Hate is a strong word.

It's the right word.

It's just strong.

Sorry, Justin.

I don't want to make you feel afraid.

I don't.

Really? Yeah.

I'm not afraid of you anymore.

Even when I do this?

Boogaloo, boogaloo. Let's not push it.

Friends, then? Let's not push that either.

I didn't think it was possible to have a weirder Halloween than last year, but

here we are.

Justin, I'm sorry about all this.

If you wouldn't have Halloween caroled me, I wouldn't have stood up to

It feels good not to be afraid anymore.

But why didn't you just tell me you were afraid of ghosts?

Because I'm the adult.

How am I going to make you feel safe if you think I'm scared?

You always make me feel safe.

You were afraid of Mantooth, but you protected me anyway.

You're the bravest guy I know.

You know, with your head shape, you look just like The Rock.

Like Dwayne Johnson?

No, the rock we hide the keys in up front.

So we're back to Brennamy's, are we?

What exactly happened while we were gone?

I'll tell you what happened. They pranked around and found out.

You mess with Giard on Halloween?

Maybe you're the bravest guys I know.

Or the dumbest.

Definitely the boldest.

Welcome. Let me gaze into your future.

You're gonna scream.

Really?

Nothing?

Hey, guys.

That hurts.

Don't forget your candy.

Best haunted house ever. A great Halloween really is priceless.

Well, actually, according to Goatmates, a great Halloween costs $257.

Is that how much you paid for those goats?

Actually, it's what you paid for those goats.

Oh, I have a credit card. I'm 13.

Happy Halloween!