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How wonderful.

Where are we here?

A magical place, isn't it?

Yes, but how did we get here?

We were just... Question, question, question.

The most important question is why we are here. And I can answer that for you

right away.

Ach ja?

Babies. Wir wollen Babies machen.

Und dazu muss ich dir sicherlich nicht sagen, was wir da zu tun haben.

Okay.

Keine Fragen mehr.

Braver Junge.

I'm a woman, and she's a sick man, but she's a sick man.

What the...

I'm sorry.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

What? How do you know that so quickly?

About telepathy.

Oh, I haven't told you that yet.

I'm a witch and the three of us will be too.

We are finally witches.

Yes, Sam, but we have sworn to lead a normal life.

Let's do it.

You will have to conjure up a cup of Italian espresso.

Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, ladies and gentlemen.

Is there a fight?

Man, Zoe, am I the only sensible one here? We already had that.

We are finally witches.

Larry, we live in the 21st century and nobody burns us anymore. And besides,

where should I get my muesli now?

From the supermarket.

Oh, someone must have had a bad dream.

No, quite the opposite.

I had a good dream and slept great.

Oh, that sounds like a man.

And maybe even sex.

Tell me.

Did you two break the rule of the word?

Oh, gross.

That would be nice, but I'm not sure.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Yes, you have easy dreams. You're not alone.

And? Who was he?

I can't exactly say.

It felt very familiar, but who he is... And now I don't know if I should be

happy or sad about the dream.

Because I'm so lonely.

Oh, Laila, that's enough.

Where do you want to go?

Solida! I have to go then. I'm my darling.

Ciao, ciao!

Yes, please.

Hi. Hey.

Sam, my angel.

Or did you know that I just thought of you?

How nice it would be if you were with me now.

Sometimes it's really magical with the two of us. Oh, Alex.

In your mind there is a little witch.

And where I am already, what are you actually doing with me?

Grrr.

Das wäre nichts fürs Büro.

Das wäre doch kein Spielpad, ja.

Schatz, verstehe mich richtig.

Du bist echt super süß und super sexy.

Und generell habe ich auch immer Lust auf dich, aber... Da war schon wieder

dieses Wort mit A.

Was ich nicht leiden kann.

Mach es mir doch nicht so schwer.

Und wenn ich dir versprechen würde, dass uns mit Sicherheit keiner stören wird?

Wie willst du das denn anstellen?

You might as well claim it.

Yeah.

Thank you.

So. Hello Tom, my great artist.

My goodness, how can you just sneak up on me like that?

Oh, most people are not happy to see such a music.

Of course, I'm always happy to see you.

You are the most unbelievable woman I have ever been with.

I

knew

you would have a little break.

With me.

I don't know what I'd rather do now.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Get thickness.

Hello?

P -Contact announcement.

Hello?

Yeah.

Oh, sister, are you here?

Honey, that's what you're dreaming of.

Can I talk to you?

A little late for this question.

It has to be urgent.

You never hook up.

What's going on? That was an emergency.

Five dates and everyone comes to me this evening. You don't have anything to do

with it?

Well, we thought our pretty sister would let her go without a man.

That doesn't work either.

No, no.

Oh, Zoe.

Man benutzt doch keine Zauberei bei Herzensangelegenheiten. Ich mach das

Ich brauche jemanden, der mich mag.

Ohne jeden Hokuspokus.

Du bist aber auch romantisch. Ich mein, ausgeladen kriegen wir die Herren ja

heute nicht mehr.

Also empfange sie und gib ihnen zum Abschied jeden eine von diesen Pillen.

Sie werden in dieser Nacht sehr gut schlafen, wunderschön träumen und sich

nächsten Morgen an nichts mehr erinnern. Nicht an dich und geschweige denn an

deine Handynummer.

Better this way.

Yes, thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Wow, I'm so happy.

Man, I had a weird dream.

I actually thought your sister was here in the room.

And then I killed her extra.

But how is that supposed to work?

Then she should be able to conjure.

True.

Hi, I'm Freddy.

I came here for the announcement.

Well, I'm just a rocker.

Hi, I'm Philipp. I'm studying theater music.

I'm here somehow.

You have to know something about me.

Hi, I'm Dieter. I thought your contact ad was interesting.

And somehow it was totally on me.

Hi, I'm Matt Blumann.

I was just at the Bundeswehr. I'm done.

I finished my studies.

Was good.

Was good.

Was good.

Was good. Was good.

Danke. Okay.

Ja, danke.

I don't want to be mean, but one is worse than the

other.

What was in the ad?

I don't know.

I'd rather not know.

Wow, that's great.

I think I have to start with the witch again.

But what would interest me, what did the ladies actually dream of?

Huh, that would interest me too.

But as I know our Zoe, it was definitely something tangible, huh?

Also, Miss, ich sag euch, das Kurzstudium zum Träume kreieren, das hat

gelohnt. Es war ein Meisterwerk.

Wir wollen Einzelheiten.

Ja, also jeder der Herren hat seine ganz persönliche Traumfrau gesehen. Und er

erratet nie, was die gemacht hat.

Oh Zoe, mach's doch nicht so spannend.

Okay, also.

I'm home.

I love you.

I love you.

Hmm.

Oh, sorry.

nicht wieder einer dieser Anzeigen deppen. Ich dachte, ich hab die jetzt

durch.

Zieh es nicht, heckst dir was Nettes an und amüsier dich.

Wir werden das nachlesen, Schwester.

Ihr seid furchtbar. Ich kann gar nicht mit euch verwandt sein.

Wir haben dich auch lieb.

Well, we'll see about that.

If there's anything I can do, I don't want anyone to look at me anymore.

I don't want to get crumpled, it's not that far yet.

I want to drink alone.

Oh, Sanita, finally you're here.

Did everything work out? What did work out?

I don't know him.

Oh yeah, you're still in my dream.

Did that work out again?

Well, you were pretty resistant to my attempts to approach you.

But you really wanted to get to know a man in a normal way.

You're Ben, 4th floor, right?

Yeah, right.

And your sister was of the opinion, as a witch you can't leave anything to

chance.

How do you know that?

You're not a normal girl, I know.

My grandmother was also a witch.

But apart from a few stupid form -traveling tricks, I didn't learn

And that's why Zoe helped me a bit.

Oh, Zoe, the dream study.

Oh man, I'm stupid.

And? Are you stupid?

I? No, the intel.

I was just too busy to see you.

And the dream was just great.

Intensive and so. Yeah, it's even better.

It would be very naive of me to ask you how you think about that, wouldn't it?

Yes, I want to.

I have a little surprise for you.

What? I have a few friends here.

A little surprise.

Aww.

How wonderful!

Wow, that's great.

I think I have to start with the witch again.

Yes, there we have it.

Am I the only sensible one? We already had that before.

We are finally witches.

Man, I had a weird dream.

I actually believed it and I knew it. I was standing here in the room.

And there I was.

In the room.