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This coffee is so good.
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It's got a nice body,
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a lot of light,
biscuity notes up front,
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but it fades to reveal
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an earthy yet creamy finish.
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Is it a shade-grown
single origin?
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It's Folgers, Dave.
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That was my next guess.
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Hey-hey. Hey, Pops.
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We got a package at our
house addressed to you.
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Well, all right.
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And with a few days to spare,
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I finally got the perfect
present for Tina's birthday.
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Got to do it big for
your boo.
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Yeah, and Dad has a bad
history with Mom's birthdays.
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Yep, he is 0 for
all of them. Yeah.
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Remember when he got her
that fancy vacuum cleaner?
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Oh, she was so upset.
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She vacuumed through every
football game that season.
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Well, don't forget her 40th.
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The cake.
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Mm.
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Was it a carrot cake?
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You know, vegetables
have no place in cakes.
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Full stop.
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I like zucchini bread.
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No!
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It turns out that
she was allergic.
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Her face swelled
up like a blowfish.
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That's why the next
year, I got her a car.
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And ran over her
foot with said car.
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Well, I couldn't see
over the big bow.
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But this year is
going to be different.
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I got her the most amazing gift.
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A genuine Chanel jacket
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straight off the
runways of Paris.
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Look like it came straight
from the Guangdong Province.
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She's gonna love it, baby...
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Here we go.
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Ah, yes. Oh, no.
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Hey, man, that's too small.
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I can see that, Dave.
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Yeah, so I don't have to point
out that it's spelled "channel"?
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Uh, no.
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Well, looks like your
streak continues.
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Hey.
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Now, what are you boys up to?
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Nothing.
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Well, I hope you're
not getting me
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anything extravagant
for my birthday.
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I don't need anything.
All I need is you.
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Well, you know you got that.
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You know? But I got to do
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a little something
for my baby, now.
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Okay, I'm just saying,
when you look this good
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at my age, you can't ask
for anything more, right?
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You know what I mean?
You know that's right.
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You know what I
mean? Fine as hell.
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You do it, Mama. Okay.
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Oh, man, she is definitely
going to want more.
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Luckily, we found
the perfect gift.
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Oh, yes, we did.
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The latest in ergonomic sneakers
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because she's always complaining
about how her feet hurt.
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Well, they did get run over.
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Okay, how much do
you want for 'em?
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Daddy,
they're not for sale.
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Come on, guys.
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Look, I'll give you
$300 cash right now.
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No, my brother.
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You have got to get your own.
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Watch out.
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Move out the way.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
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mm-hmm. Ooh!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Oh, hey, babe.
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What's going on?
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Our online fundraising
auction goes live tonight,
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and our donations suck.
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What are you talking about? I
just donated juggling lessons.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I'm waiting
for Jerry O'Connell
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to walk by to pick up his kids.
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I'm going to "accidentally"
bump into him
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and get him to donate
VIP tickets to The Talk.
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Oh, finally, the day I get
to chop it up with Jerry.
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Ooh, there he is.
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He's mine. Jerry.
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Jerry! Ooh! Oh!
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Oh...
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Fire! Uh, false
alarm.
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Hey.
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You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
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Hey, can I ask you
a quick question?
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No, I don't know how I got
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Rebecca Romijn to marry me.
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That's funny. I-I'm
her husband Dave.
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I don't know how I got her
to marry me either. Oh.
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So, anyway, our big
online fundraiser
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is coming up, and
I was wondering
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if you might be able to donate
something to auction off.
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Of course. I'm pretty sure
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I have a Kindle that's
still in the box.
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Brand-new.
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Oh, uh, yeah, thanks.
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I'm kidding. How many VIP
tickets to The Talk do you need?
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Oh, four. Yes. Thank
you. Thank you.
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Hooah.
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I'm sorry?
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No, I'm... I just...
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I-I don't... Oh.
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I don't mean to embarrass you,
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but, uh, I just... Scent of
a Woman is my favorite movie.
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Me, too. But that
was Chris O'Donnell.
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I'm Jerry O'Connell.
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I'll take any idea you got.
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I am desperate to find
something special.
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Well, I got her
this amazing perfume
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I found on Oprah's
Favorite Things list.
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It's designed by her
personal scent sommelier.
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Perfect. I'll give you $300
cash right here, right now.
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Calvin. Come on, it's
your wife's birthday.
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You've got to dig deeper.
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All right, $350.
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Calvin!
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Just, whenever I ask
her what she wants,
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she says, "All I need is you."
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Well, yeah, that's
what we all say,
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but we actually want the gift.
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Well,
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you know, I got
Miss Tina a present.
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I'm going to play her
a song on my recorder.
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I've been practicing for weeks.
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Grover, that's really
sweet and thoughtful.
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Look, say it's from me,
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I'll give you $300 cash.
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Mixed bills, tens and
20s. Ooh, money, money.
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No, no, no, no. No money.
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Come on, Calvin, don't give up.
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Why not support a good
cause and get her something
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from the school auction site?
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All right, I guess
it couldn't hurt.
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Lunch with the
football coach. Boo.
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Yeah. All right.
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Juggling lessons.
That's got to be Dave.
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A 60-pound weighted blanket?
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How do you get out of bed?
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It's been a rough
year for donations.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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VIP tickets to The Talk.
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Tina loves The Talk.
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Sheryl Underwood is her girl.
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All right, you know
what? I'll buy those.
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Great. Auction
goes live tonight.
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Okay, well, how about
I give you $300 cash
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right now and we cut
out the middleman?
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The middleman is
the scholarship fund
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for underprivileged kids.
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Okay, all right. $375. No.
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$400 and I take
Grover for the night.
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We all know he can be a handful.
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I'm right here.
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Man, this auction is blowing up.
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I've had to up my
bid, like, nine times.
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Scent of a Woman.
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How could I be so stupid?
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Okay. All right. We're
down to the last minute.
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Okay, here we go... oh.
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Hey.
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What are you boys
doing out here?
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Oh, you know, uh, watching porn.
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No, we are not.
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Oh.
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I get it. I get it.
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The birthday girl is going
to go back inside now.
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Yeah. All right.
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Bye.
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Man, that was terrible.
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You're lucky I was
here. You froze up.
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Oh. Oh, man, I got to up my bid.
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Down to the final five seconds.
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Okay, here we go. Okay.
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Three, two, one.
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Yeah! Got it!
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Yeah, baby! Let's go!
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You're going to the... Shh!
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Right, uh, wow, that is some
pretty wild pornography.
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Oh, wow. Aw.
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Oh, thank you, Grover.
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Bless your little heart.
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That was beautiful.
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What was that?
"Sweet Caroline"?
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I thought it was
"Back That Azz Up."
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He's been working
on it all week.
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Yeah, that's easily the
best that it's sounded.
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Aw.
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Well, thank you, Johnson
family, for my lovely perfume.
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And the concert.
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Yeah, yeah, uh, nice
effort.
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Open ours, Mommy. Oh, oh.
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Okay, let me see what
my babies got me.
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Ugh.
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These are nice.
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Is that why you said "ugh"?
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Oh, did I? No, no, I...
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Well, they look like
old lady sneakers.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Th-They're not for old ladies.
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They're just padded
to relieve foot pain,
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improve posture, and
prevent varicose veins.
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Well, when you put
it like that...
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, yeah. Look at that.
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They're endorsed by Marla Gibbs.
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Y'all got y'all
mama some Air Gibbs?
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We have got to get
Mama something else.
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Oh, yeah, y'all definitely do.
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Yeah, we know, Gemma.
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Well, babe, you're going
to need someplace to wear
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your nice new Velcro kicks.
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So here you go. Oh,
that's sweet, baby.
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What'd you get me?
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Oh, my God!
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You got me four tickets
to The Talk? Yes.
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I get to see my girl
Sheryl in person?
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Oh, baby, this is
the best gift ever.
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Hit it, Grover. I'm feeling it.
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I'm feeling it.
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Baby, we are in the front row.
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I mean, Sheryl is going
to be right there.
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I could touch her.
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Okay, you know what?
You know who's else
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gonna be right here is security.
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Don't do that, okay?
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Okay.
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So exciting.
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You know, Jerry is
definitely going to see me.
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This is the last chance for
me to save our friendship.
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There is no friendship.
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Well, not with that
attitude, there isn't.
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Welcome
to The Talk.
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- ♪ You and me ♪
- ♪ You and me ♪
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♪ You know we make some
real good company ♪
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♪ Company... ♪
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Oh, my God, it's
Sheryl! It's Sheryl!
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♪ You know we make some
real good company ♪
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Hi, Sheryl!
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♪ Hoppin', we poppin',
all the magic we makin' ♪
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♪ Lord knows I love
conversating with you ♪
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Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry!
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Jerry!
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Wrong show. Wrong
Jerry. Stop doing that.
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Stop doing that.
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Okay, here's a gift idea.
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An LED light therapy
rejuvenation mask.
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Are you crazy?
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That'll be like telling Mama
her face isn't juvenated.
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See, man, look,
look. Look at this.
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Ah. Things were so easy
when we were little. Huh.
260
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,690
We made her an ugly
necklace out of macaroni
261
00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:18,960
and she loved it.
262
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:22,060
Oh, man. Yeah,
I remember that.
263
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,500
You know, one time
264
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,930
I gave her a Lando
Calrissian action figure
265
00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,370
that she bought me,
266
00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:29,176
and she said it was
her favorite gift ever.
267
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,690
Yeah, and then you
took it right back.
268
00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:35,920
She wasn't gonna play with it.
269
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:40,150
Well, as you know, we here on
The Talk are big fans of chili.
270
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,450
And today our own
Sheryl Underwood
271
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:45,050
is going to share
her secret recipe.
272
00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:49,390
And spoiler alert, it is good.
273
00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:50,590
So good.
274
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,320
Oh, you guys, stop.
275
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,660
Okay, now, I'm going
to invite a few
276
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:57,730
lucky audience members
up on stage to sample it.
277
00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,100
Anybody hungry?
278
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,330
Me! Me, me, me! Me! Oh!
279
00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:01,930
I'm starving, I'm starving!
280
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:03,876
Hey, birthday girl.
Birthday girl right here.
281
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,900
Oh, yeah, a-and the
birthday girl's friends.
282
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,246
And the birthday girl's friend.
283
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,440
Okay, you four. Come on.
284
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,640
Oh. Okay!
285
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,610
Come on, baby.
Come on, let's go.
286
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,280
Oh, I'm so excited.
287
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,610
Hey.
288
00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,850
Come on up.
289
00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:19,550
Okay, okay. Where
are you from?
290
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,050
Pasadena, Sheryl.
291
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,690
Uh-huh. I'm Tina
and you're Sheryl.
292
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,260
All day, every day.
293
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,290
Sheryl is standing right here,
Calvin. She's right here.
294
00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:28,690
I can see that, babe.
295
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,360
Was 'cause your
man finally got you
296
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,630
a great birthday present.
297
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,310
Yes, you did, baby...
you're so sweet.
298
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,120
And your birthday's
about to get even better
299
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:37,170
because I'm going to
make you some chili.
300
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,370
Ooh. Ooh!
301
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,670
Hey, Jerry O'Connell.
302
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:45,530
Why don't you come
and, uh, Stand by Me?
303
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,510
Yes, that was, uh, that was
304
00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:51,000
a movie I was actually
in. Very good. Very good.
305
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,720
Very good. All right,
let's get cooking.
306
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,150
Yes. Show me the chili!
307
00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:58,020
Okay. Yeah. I was
also in Jerry Maguire.
308
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,960
Let's move on. We're moving on.
309
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,160
Got him.
310
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,200
Okay, I need an assistant chef.
311
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,730
Oh, oh, you got to pick my baby.
312
00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:08,530
She's been cooking me the
best chili for over 30 years.
313
00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:09,730
Oh, stop it, baby.
314
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:13,240
Oh, looks like I got
some competition.
315
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,640
Oh, wow. Mom is on TV
cooking with her hero.
316
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,740
What kind of cheese
are you going to use,
317
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:24,300
Jerry O'Connell? Monterey Jack
or... Kangaroo Jack?
318
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,170
Oh, David.
319
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,260
As every great cook knows,
320
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,830
the secret to chili
is the spices.
321
00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:35,160
And I got my own special blend.
322
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,600
Cayenne. Ooh, all right, now.
323
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,030
Paprika. Oh, I see
you. I see you.
324
00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:41,030
Mustard seed.
325
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,070
Ooh. Huh?
326
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:46,140
And a little something-something
that they won't see coming.
327
00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,510
Horseradish.
328
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,170
Mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
329
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,610
All right, everybody,
330
00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,880
you have Sheryl's
chili in front of you,
331
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,510
so let's dig in.
332
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,210
All right.
333
00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:59,150
Okay. All right. Okay.
334
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:01,150
Mmm.
335
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:03,390
Mmm. This is good.
336
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,790
This is so good, Sheryl.
337
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,020
It's really good.
338
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,990
Here you go, birthday girl.
339
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:10,660
Bon app tit. All right. Okay.
340
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,450
Thank you, Sheryl.
341
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:22,340
You don't like it?
342
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,490
I do. It's so good.
343
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,810
This is a masterpiece. Yeah.
344
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:31,670
You know what? All this need
is a whole bunch of crackers.
345
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,190
Tina doesn't like my chili.
346
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,760
You all like my chili, right?
347
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,090
Oh, yeah, yeah, so, so
good. It's so yummy.
348
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,490
Amazing.
349
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:43,830
I'm almost done. Yeah.
Hey. This is spicy.
350
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,130
So it's just you. No.
351
00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:48,430
No, no, no. Because
I-I love it.
352
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,270
I love it. The chili is good.
353
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:51,900
Okay, then-then eat some more.
354
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,100
Go ahead.
355
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,710
Okay, let me... Mangia.
356
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:58,540
Have some more
chili.
357
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,020
I think this segment is over.
358
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:13,130
And I think y'all been lying
about my chili this whole time.
359
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,460
You know what?
360
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,490
We're going to pay some
bills right now, okay?
361
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,930
We'll be right back
with more Talk.
362
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,300
Aw.
363
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,810
Oh, Sheryl, don't be like that.
364
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,210
See what you did, Akbar?
365
00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,580
Sheryl!
366
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,020
Hey. Gemma?
367
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,680
Calvin, what are you doing here?
368
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,750
Look, I need
you to do me a favor.
369
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:45,120
I need to talk to
Jerry O'Connell.
370
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,360
No. Nuh-uh.
371
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,960
After what happened
this morning?
372
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,130
Well, that's the thing.
373
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,830
Look, I finally got
Tina the perfect gift,
374
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,720
and it wound up being
her worst birthday ever.
375
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,970
She told me she wished I
just ran over her feet again.
376
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,480
I understand.
377
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,210
But I can't allow
you to approach
378
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:08,010
a parent on school property
379
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:09,580
without proper... Hey, Erica.
380
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,520
Ooh, there he is. Hey, Jerry!
381
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,690
Jerry. Oh, sorry.
Oh! Why? Why?
382
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:18,860
You okay?
383
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,620
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Please, please tell me
384
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,230
that guy Dave is not with you.
385
00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,230
Uh...
386
00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:27,280
Oh, no, no, no, I barely
know that guy, man.
387
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,340
Hey, look, Jerry, um,
388
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,970
my wife Tina, she
loves Sheryl so much,
389
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:37,040
and, uh, this morning, you
know, it-it ruined her birthday.
390
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,980
Uh, I think we should move on.
391
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,650
Here's the weighted blanket
you won at the auction.
392
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:46,220
You okay? Oh, yeah.
393
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,690
I got it, I got it.
394
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,360
Look, I-I was just
hoping that maybe
395
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,360
you could put Tina
in touch with Sheryl
396
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,060
so that she can apologize.
397
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,540
Well, I-I'd love
to help you out,
398
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,076
but Sheryl is not
upset with your wife.
399
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,500
Sheryl's upset with
us for not being
400
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,600
more real with her
about her chili,
401
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,130
which is not great chili.
402
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:06,500
Yeah, I'm not sure
if it was even chili.
403
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,440
We were just trying
to spare her feelings,
404
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,710
and now Sheryl's embarrassed.
405
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,750
She said she's never
cooking on our show again.
406
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:16,880
O-Okay, well, maybe we
can help each other out.
407
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,760
Come on, let me help
you with that blanket.
408
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:21,520
You know,
it just so happens
409
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,390
my wife makes a mean chili.
410
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:25,290
Oh, I certainly
believe the mean part.
411
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:26,860
Slow your roll.
412
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,960
That's my wife we
talking about now.
413
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,270
Tina doesn't
like my chili. Pause.
414
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,950
Right there. Look at my face.
415
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:42,310
Yeah. That's not pretty. Ugh.
416
00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:43,590
You're an attractive woman,
417
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,630
but that's not a good face.
418
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,110
Babe, I know your
birthday is over...
419
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,930
Are you day-drinking with Dave?
420
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,200
You know, I don't think
Akbar liked me either.
421
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,120
Anyway, look, I know
your birthday's over,
422
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,600
but I got one more gift for you,
423
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,330
and it's a chance to
make things right.
424
00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,806
I just want you... So you're just
gonna leave me on the front porch
425
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,510
like I'm an Amazon package?
426
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:09,730
Hello, Tina.
427
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,640
Calvin, Sheryl Underwood
is in my house.
428
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,410
I know, babe. I brought her.
429
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,610
Sheryl Underwood,
430
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,380
I am so sorry
about this morning.
431
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,350
It's, it's just
my face. You know?
432
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:23,780
It-it won't lie.
433
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,420
Girl, I know it.
434
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,800
I watched it back on slow-mo.
435
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:30,720
But I want to thank you.
436
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,020
You were the only one
that was honest with me.
437
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,460
Oh.
438
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,760
I hated the chili, too.
Even more than her.
439
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,400
Little late, Jerry
O'Connell superfan.
440
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,840
Uh, so he mentioned me?
441
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,970
Nobody's talking
about you, Dave.
442
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:49,970
Tina, I brought Sheryl here
so that you could teach her
443
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,640
how to make chili the right way.
444
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,550
Oh, hell yeah, I will.
445
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,080
Come on, girl. Let me
get you a glass of wine.
446
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,120
That's all right, girl.
447
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,390
I got one.
448
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:03,460
Calvin! Sheryl Underwood
is in my kitchen.
449
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:04,960
I can see.
450
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,180
This is the best
birthday ever. Again.
451
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,800
So, what do I need to know?
452
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,130
Okay, first off, the
horseradish has got to go.
453
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:14,700
That's my mother's recipe.
454
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,870
Oh, she doesn't know
how to cook either, huh?
455
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,070
Tina!
456
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,900
Ooh, okay. Where are
you taking me? No, no,
457
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,550
Keep your eyes closed. Okay.
458
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,080
Okay. Almost.
Almost. All right.
459
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,750
And open 'em.
460
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,570
Ta-da!
461
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:37,090
Wow. What's all this?
462
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,290
It's your present.
463
00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:40,230
Look, Ma, we-we
were trying to find
464
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,160
the perfect birthday
present for you,
465
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,630
and we remembered that
you really loved this one.
466
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:47,030
Aw.
467
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,190
We remember this day as
being pretty much perfect,
468
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,440
so we decided to recreate it.
469
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,740
Oh, thank you. Are
those sandwiches?
470
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,740
Yep.
471
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,790
Tuna fish and Cheetos.
472
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,130
Yep, there's
the yucky face.
473
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:00,880
There it is.
474
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,050
But I love it. I will eat it.
475
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,750
Thank you. Boys, this is...
476
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,790
This is all I could want.
477
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:08,990
Mwah.
478
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,150
My babies. Mwah.
479
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:11,290
Happy birthday, Mama.
480
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,730
Thank you. This
is... Okay, Mom,
481
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,236
I need you to smile, we
about take a picture.
482
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,060
All right, come on. Okay.
483
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,590
Let's take a picture
484
00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:18,530
with my babies.
485
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:21,000
Here we go.
486
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,600
Three, two...
487
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,340
What y'all looking at?
488
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,600
Dad. Come on, Pop.
489
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,970
We're trying to
recreate this photo.
490
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:29,610
Oh, but, man, I didn't know.
491
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,516
That's okay, baby, why don't
you just get in the picture?
492
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,300
Oh, okay. All right,
good. Let's do it.
493
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,480
Come on, baby. Here we go.
494
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,450
And three, two...
495
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,250
Ooh, do I smell
Cheetos and tuna?
496
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:40,450
Ah, Dave. David.
497
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,220
They're trying to take a photo.
498
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:45,260
Oh, you know what? Let's just do
one with everybody. All right.
499
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:46,896
Come on. Here we go.
Come on, brother.
500
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,480
Get in. Get
in. All right. Good.
501
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:49,630
And...
502
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:52,000
All right, everybody say chili.
503
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,400
Chili!
504
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,530
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505
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,650
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506
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:05,890
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