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Calvin.
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Calvin.
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Calvin!
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Yeah, what? What?
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What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
Did I wake you?
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You could've woke
the dead, Tina.
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Do you hear that scratching?
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What? That?
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Shh! Don't talk!
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That.
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I don't know. M-Maybe it's
a spider or something.
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Spiders don't make noise.
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All right, well, it sounds like
it's coming from the kitchen.
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It's got to be
Malcolm and Marty.
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At 5:00 in the morning?
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With all that legal weed
out there? Absolutely.
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I don't know, Calvin.
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It-it sounds like it
could be an animal.
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Could you just go look?
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Hey, I'll look when
I get up, okay?
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Oh, baby, I
don't... All right.
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Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, no, no.
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Baby, please.
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I cannot sleep with that.
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Just-just go check it out.
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Fine.
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I mean, you know...
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But once I brush my teeth,
that's usually it for me.
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So much for gender equality.
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Thank you, baby.
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Whoa!
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What?!
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Get out! Get out of here!
What, what, what, what?
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Get out of here! What,
what?
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Oh, you picked the
wrong house tonight.
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Babe?
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Babe, you good?
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Give me
back my slipper!
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Slipper? Oh. All right.
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Well, it sounds like you got it.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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What was it? I
don't know, baby.
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Either it was a large
raccoon or a small panda.
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Well, did you have to
make this big a mess?
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I didn't do it. That thing did.
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Look, babe, when I came in
here, that's when he saw me.
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And then we squared off, right?
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Now, he had eyes as
red as the devil.
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So then, so then I hit him with
the two-piece. Hey, hey. Hey.
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Hey. So then, but he's like,
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"Oh, what's up?
What's up with that?"
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Then I was like, "Oh!" So then,
so then he came at me, right?
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So then I grabbed
him, I was like, ugh,
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and I put him in a full nelson.
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And I was choking
him, he's like, "Aah!"
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And I was choking him. But then,
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but then he flipped
me back over.
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So then he started choking me,
and I was like, "Get off me."
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But his hands was too small
to go around my whole neck
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so he couldn't get
around my whole neck.
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So then I hit him
with the Ice Cube,
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I was like, "Yo, we
got a problem here?"
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Right? So then,
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then he came running at me.
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I grabbed him, I
flipped him around here,
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and I field-goaled him
out the front door.
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Whew.
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Oh, my God!
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There's footprints
in my lasagna!
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Well, what does the
pest control guy say?
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Well, nothing, babe.
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I'm still hearing
the hold music,
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but I ain't mad because
they playing the Whispers.
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Calvin.
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Can you call another company?
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Babe, I'm a half hour
invested on this one.
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If you can't get a pest
control guy on the phone,
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I'm calling a Realtor, and if
he answers first, we're moving.
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Wait, hold
on. I'm not doing this.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa, bab-baby...
I'm not doing...
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Representative.
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Representative.
Representative.
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Agent.
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Operator.
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Person.
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Yes, English.
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Or Spanish? Nosotros!
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Don't mean to be pest-imistic,
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but, uh...
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it was definitely a raccoon.
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So we're going to put
down like 16 bear traps?
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We could, if you
sign a waiver saying
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we're not responsible for
anybody losing a leg or a child.
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Well, we don't have a
child, so where do we sign?
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Tina, what are you doing?
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You're just throwing
all this food away?
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I'm not eating
raccoon-touched food.
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Have you ever seen a
raccoon wash his hands?
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They actually do.
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There's this great video
on YouTube where...
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Oh, oh, yeah, I seen that.
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'Cause they look like little
people. They like...
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You mind if I check inside?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
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Uh, look at all this
food you're wasting.
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You know, Tina,
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I recently started composting.
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Yeah, I know.
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For a man with a job,
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you spend a lot of time
digging in my garbage.
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Tina, did you get my text?
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Probably.
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Child, I didn't look. What?
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School's canceled today
'cause of the fires
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up in the mountains.
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Air quality is unsafe
for the kids. Oh.
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That never happened
in Hickory Corners.
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We had closures for
blizzards, tornadoes, frogs.
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Frogs?
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After the tornadoes, it
would actually rain frogs.
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Gemma, where are you from?
The Book of Leviticus?
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We had really nice Octobers.
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I know today was the day
you were going to post
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the casting decisions for the
spring musical, but you'll...
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Wow, a raccoon did all of this?
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Calvin helped.
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Hey.
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Okay, it's looking like
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your point of entry
is your chimney.
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We can put a mesh cap at
the top to inhibit access.
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Ooh, let's put two in for
safety... and electrify it.
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So this mesh thing is
gonna stop the raccoons?
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And Santa Claus.
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'Cause, you see, 'cause...
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the chimney is where...
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that's where Santa
comes down. Yeah.
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Hilarious. I get it.
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Truth is, if they want in,
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they're gonna find
another access point.
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Best thing to do is
to figure out what's
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attracting them in
the first place.
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Some new food source around...
Fruit trees, dumpsters?
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Dave!
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Dave?
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Do you know what your
compost is doing? Ooh!
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I have been waiting
for you to ask me that.
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I'm returning organic
waste to the soil
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instead of letting
it rot in landfills.
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Well, guess what.
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It's attracting raccoons.
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Aw. You know, composting brings
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all the creatures together.
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Not "aw." One of them
broke into my house,
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and now I don't
have a left slipper.
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What am I supposed to
do with one slipper?
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Huh?
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Hello, Mr. Raccoon.
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Come get your other slipper!
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Mama, where's all the food?
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I'm not keeping any
food in this house
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after some rodent
trampled all over it.
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Well, actually, uh,
raccoons are not Rodentia,
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they are Carnivora.
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Which is kind of a misnomer
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because they're
omnivorous, so...
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Yo, Marty. Read the room.
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Wait, so are you saying there
is no food in this house?
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Looks like you'll
have to eat at home.
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But we don't have food at home.
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I mean, we knew
this day would come.
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You think you'll be ready
for it, but you're not.
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Okay, look, we're all going
to need food, all right?
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Why don't you guys go
pick up some takeout?
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Oh, okay. MALCOLM: Okay.
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Got you, Mama. Whatever
you want. Uh...
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Credit card?
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It's our treat.
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Hey.
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About those auditions
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for the spring musical.
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You know that seventh
grader Cooper Brockwell?
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You were probably wondering
if he's the same Brockwell
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as in the school's Brockwell
Performing Arts Center.
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I wasn't wondering.
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Oh, good.
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But he is.
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Oh, so wait a minute.
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Are you saying that I have
to cast this Brockwell kid
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because his parents
paid for the theater?
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Grandparents.
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His parents paid
for the library.
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And no, of course
I'm not saying that.
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You should cast
whoever's the best.
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Great.
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Was Cooper the best?
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Oh, no.
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I'm just glad you don't feel
any pressure to cast him
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just because, without
his grandfather,
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there wouldn't be
a musical at all.
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You know, now I'm feeling
a little pressure.
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No, don't, don't, don't.
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It is a nice theater,
though, isn't it?
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Oh, my God.
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It's always just one
thing after another with you.
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Remember when you installed
those solar panels?
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Yeah, I reduced my
carbon footprint
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and I cut my utility
bill in half.
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Wrong. You caused a blackout,
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and I had to stop a mob
from beating your ass.
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And what about when you
started collecting rainwater?
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We were in a drought.
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I decreased my
water consumption.
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And this neighborhood was
swarming with mosquitoes.
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The kid down the street
got bit in his eye.
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I had to stop his daddy
from beating your ass.
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Okay. Well, to be fair,
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that was the same guy
from the blackout, and...
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I think he has anger issues.
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Okay.
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Oh, look, it's one of
those emergency alerts.
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It says that there's a...
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mountain lion loose
in the neighborhood.
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Wait a second. You
guys got an alert?
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I didn't get an alert.
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It's telling us to
shelter in place.
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You all are getting this?
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It's only my phone that
doesn't care about me?
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Remain indoors
until Animal Control
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can find and sedate the lion.
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Ha! You ain't got to tell me.
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Yeah, with Black people,
you just need two words,
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"mountain" and "lion," and
we ain't going out there.
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100-year-old Bernice
Truck has always had a dream.
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There's a mountain lion
loose in the neighborhood,
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and all the local news
wants to talk about
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is a 100-year-old
lady who's skydiving.
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I mean, at this point,
what's she really risking?
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Baby, don't say that.
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Hold on.
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Grover's home.
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Our son is in our house alone.
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No. What? You can't
go out there, Gemma.
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There's a mountain
lion. Are you crazy?
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See? That's why they
need those alerts.
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Okay, Gemma, look,
let's not panic.
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All right, he's fine.
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He's in the house.
The doors are shut.
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Grover knows not to open
the door for strangers.
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What about mountain lions?
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Okay, well, Gemma, if
Grover doesn't know
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00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,256
not to open the door
for a mountain lion,
257
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,630
we have bigger problems.
258
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,170
Grover. Grover, can you hear me?
259
00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:47,130
Hey, Mom.
260
00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:48,990
There's a mountain
lion on the loose.
261
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,030
I know. I got an
alert on my phone.
262
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:53,030
You got to be kidding me.
263
00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:55,980
Yeah... my phone wants me dead.
264
00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,370
Grover.
265
00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,810
Stay inside.
266
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:03,630
Don't open the door for
any person... or animal.
267
00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,380
We'll be over as soon as we can.
268
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,110
So, first I don't get to go
269
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,650
to school because of a fire,
270
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:11,650
and now I have to
hang out in my house
271
00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,550
without supervision
for who knows how long?
272
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,140
I know, sweetie.
273
00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:21,310
Poor little thing.
274
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,530
If this is the
House of the Dragon,
275
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,000
then where's the dragon?
276
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,020
This is nothing but
ladies taking baths.
277
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,560
Mom would definitely say
this is not appropriate.
278
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,530
But Mom's not here.
279
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:47,320
And we will also have the
Carolina pulled pork sandwich.
280
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,720
Oh, yeah, bread on the side
so it doesn't get soggy.
281
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,020
Yeah, uh, bread on the side.
282
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:53,430
Extra sauce, also on the side.
283
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,130
Extra sauce, please. Mm-hmm.
284
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:58,100
On the side. On the side.
285
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,680
Don't let it touch the bread.
286
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,300
And we will also have
the full rack of ribs.
287
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,370
Oh, is that more Memphis
style or Texas style?
288
00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:10,510
They are pig
style, Marty. Okay.
289
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:15,400
Oh, ask if their coleslaw
is more soupy or dry.
290
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,830
Would you hold on for
one second, please?
291
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,500
No, I will not ask them that.
292
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,620
They about to spit
in our food, man.
293
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,290
You cannot be this high
maintenance, Marty.
294
00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:29,010
You are not pretty enough.
295
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,030
They don't know how
pretty I am. Please.
296
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,900
Oh, great, see, now
that's Mama calling.
297
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,400
And she is worse than you are.
298
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,816
Man, I ain't got time for this.
299
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,120
I'm gonna just
finish this order.
300
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:42,340
Hello? Yes, that
will be all, please.
301
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:45,110
Oh, no, ooh, ask
if their lemon pie
302
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:47,700
has more whipped
cream or meringue.
303
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,380
I'm so sorry.
The call dropped.
304
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,290
I just saw you hang up.
305
00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,670
That's why it dropped.
306
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,060
Okay, well, please call me back
when you get this, Malcolm.
307
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:04,200
I mean, them mountain
lions is getting close.
308
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,960
Look, babe, that's
the Johnsons' house.
309
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,230
No. What?
310
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,380
Uh, the Black Johnsons.
311
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,040
I can tell because they leave
312
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,800
their Christmas lights
up all year long.
313
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:17,280
Mm. I kind of like it. It
keeps me in the spirit.
314
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:21,430
It's March. There should
not be a Santa on that roof.
315
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,350
Somebody's getting hangry.
316
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:28,190
Dave, I don't know what
the hell that means,
317
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,390
but I am not in the mood.
318
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:32,410
I am hungry and I'm angry.
319
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,860
I'm starving, too.
320
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,800
You know what?
321
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,900
Some of those boxes you
threw out were sealed.
322
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,600
I'm getting some
Triscuits. Ooh. What?
323
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,676
Will you see if there's
anything sweet in there?
324
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,870
Like a... Like a
scone or an clair?
325
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:49,210
David, I'm going to the trash.
326
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,290
I'm not popping by the bakery.
327
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,696
Something knocked
over our trash cans.
328
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,420
Oh, no. The raccoon is back.
329
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,296
Oh, no, this was way
bigger than a raccoon.
330
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,340
Oh, my God. It's
the mountain lion.
331
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,400
Before we all die,
332
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,930
I just want to
make it clear that,
333
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:16,320
Dave, this is all your
fault! That's right.
334
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,290
How so?
335
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,070
Because your composting
336
00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,410
attracted the raccoons,
which made Tina
337
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:28,210
throw out our food, which
drew the mountain lion
338
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,780
right to our front
door. Mm-hmm.
339
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,580
I should've let that
man beat your ass.
340
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,640
You should've.
341
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,150
I can't leave our son alone.
342
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:38,566
I don't care what's out there.
I'm going to be with my son.
343
00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:39,990
All right, honey. Wait.
344
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,470
What were they saying?
345
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:56,470
Whatever it was,
it translates to
346
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,530
"Get your butt back
in the house, woman."
347
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,850
Look, Grover's alone.
348
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,470
He must be so scared.
349
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,770
Okay.
350
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,790
Now let's find out
351
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,910
why I'm not allowed
to watch Euphoria.
352
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:24,840
Yo...
353
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,270
What is with all
the helicopters?
354
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:28,970
It's got to be a police chase.
355
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,940
I hope it's still on TV.
356
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,930
I hope it's not us.
357
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,020
Yo.
358
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,720
Look at all this trash.
359
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,860
Uh-oh. Somebody's gonna
have to clean all this up.
360
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,220
Not it.
361
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,330
Hold on, hey, hey, hey, hey.
362
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,260
Are you really going
to be that juvenile?
363
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,600
Yes.
364
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,600
No!
365
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,800
Malcolm!
366
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,970
Hey, hey. I got the food.
367
00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:58,470
Are you crazy?
368
00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,630
Why didn't you answer the
phone when I called you?
369
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,370
There's a mountain
lion loose out there.
370
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,180
Out where? I didn't
get an alert.
371
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,660
Oh, it's not just me. Yes.
372
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,120
Where's your brother?
373
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,626
He's out there cleaning
up the garbage.
374
00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:13,320
Oh, my God. Calvin,
go get my baby.
375
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,320
I'm on it.
376
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520
I'll go with you, Pop.
377
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,820
Oh, no, you won't. Uh-uh.
378
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,070
You could get killed.
379
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,070
I'll go.
380
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,366
Yeah, go ahead, Dave. Go, go.
381
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,580
Go!
382
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,060
Daddy!
383
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,630
Don't let me go out like this!
384
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:29,680
Oh.
385
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,870
I've never been to Japan.
I've never whitewater rafted.
386
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,660
There's two or three
more Avatars coming out.
387
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,880
Well, what do you do
with a mountain lion?
388
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,150
I think you're supposed
to punch it in the nose.
389
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,350
That's a shark.
390
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,220
Okay. All right.
391
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,050
Uh, stay perfectly still.
392
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,690
That's a T. rex.
393
00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:50,460
Well, I'm hearing a lot of noes.
394
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,020
Why don't you throw
out some ideas?
395
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,090
Okay, okay.
396
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,830
Marty, what you got in the bag?
397
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,560
It's a Carolina
pulled pork sandwich.
398
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,850
Bread on the side,
sauce on the side.
399
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,930
You are your mama's son.
400
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,000
All right, you know what?
401
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,810
I got this. Okay? Come on.
402
00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:11,040
All right, everybody just
stay still.
403
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,840
Hey, big cat.
404
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,810
Hey there, Mr. Lion.
405
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:18,320
How you doing? You
want some barbecue?
406
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,790
Whoa! Mama. Okay.
407
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:25,820
N-Nice smile. Nice
smile. I like it. Okay.
408
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,260
All right. It's good
barbecue. Yummy, yummy, yummy.
409
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,560
Okay... You eat meat, right?
410
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,200
You're not one of those
vegan L.A. lions, are you?
411
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,900
Go! Get in there!
412
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,640
We haven't tried this
particular place,
413
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,590
but it did get
four stars on Yelp.
414
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,810
It's a mountain lion,
not a food critic.
415
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,960
Okay.
416
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,550
Go, go, go! Shut the
door, go shut it!
417
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:51,920
Go shut the door!
418
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,390
Whoo! Oh!
419
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:54,890
Whew.
420
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,520
We got him!
421
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,690
Don't mess with the dynamic duo.
422
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,130
Duo?
423
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,600
Dave, I went face to face
with a mountain lion.
424
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,510
All you did was shut the door.
425
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:09,170
Oh, my God, Daddy.
426
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,640
You saved my life.
427
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,520
You guys are my
Blackman and Robin.
428
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:20,600
If the TV news comes
by, you got to say that.
429
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Which one am I?
430
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,310
Where the
mountain lion was sedated
431
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,790
and will be released
back into the wild.
432
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,200
Coming up after the break,
433
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,550
a 100-year-old woman dies
in a skydiving accident.
434
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,170
And there you go, little bro.
435
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,070
Oh. Now, just so you know,
436
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,710
uh, I wanted to come out there
437
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,190
and save you, but, uh, you know,
438
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,610
Mama wouldn't let me.
439
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,410
Aw. It's okay, Malcolm.
440
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,660
Sometimes fear immobilizes you.
441
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:01,970
I said Mama wouldn't let me.
442
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:05,120
It's okay to be afraid
of lions, big brother.
443
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,670
I still look up to you.
444
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,630
Grover, don't you want any food?
445
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,350
Thanks, Mom, but...
446
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,740
I'm good.
447
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,440
Poor kid must have
been worried sick. Aw.
448
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,710
Look, I know today
has been crazy, and...
449
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,110
we didn't get a chance to talk
450
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,750
about the whole
school musical thing.
451
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,310
Oh, it's fine. Today reminded
me of what's really important.
452
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,250
Don't worry about casting
that Brockwell kid.
453
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:36,850
You're in charge. You
cast whoever you want.
454
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,260
Oh, thank you.
455
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,960
But I totally
understand, you know,
456
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,430
you're under a lot of pressure,
457
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,930
so I will put Cooper
in the musical.
458
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:47,700
He can be townsperson
number two.
459
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,100
Townsperson number two?
460
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,070
His only line is,
"Here comes Shrek."
461
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,320
But it's your call.
462
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,280
Hey, Dave. I know I'm
hard on you sometimes, but
463
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,410
you really stepped
up out there today.
464
00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:01,850
Thanks for having my back.
465
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,550
That's what best friends
are for. And you know what?
466
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,690
I am going to share
some of the fruits
467
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,150
of my composting with you.
468
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,590
Grew these in my garden.
469
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,360
Uh...
470
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,360
I'm not going to
eat a strawberry
471
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,630
you grew in the trash.
472
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,750
You're missing out.
473
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,040
It's so... It's so...
474
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,550
It's so good.
475
00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,310
What? You're not
gonna compost that?
476
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,080
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