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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Ah, you sure are working on
your truck a lot these days.
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Well, a classic truck like
this needs a lot of TLC.
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It's keeping you
pretty busy, huh?
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What's your point, Dave?
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No point. Just...
Just an observation.
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Good. So you're not going
to say anything else?
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Nope.
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Just can't help but wonder...
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if it's because you
sold the Pit Stop.
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Sure, you made a nice chunk
of change, but now your future
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is just one big question mark,
looking off into the abyss.
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Well, I was looking into my
engine before you bothered me.
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My rocker arms are knocking.
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I just need to adjust
my harmonic balancer.
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You know, Calvin...
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those are made-up
things, aren't they?
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No, they're not, Dave.
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Look, I just sold the
Pit Stop a minute ago.
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I'm-a find my next thing.
But who are you to judge?
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You built a birdhouse
with a door on it.
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Birds can't open doors.
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It is not a birdhouse.
It is a little library.
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It's a great way for
neighbors to share books
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and build a better
sense of community.
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And it is a great
father/son project.
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Can I put stickers on it?
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No. Can I use the hammer?
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No, no. Can I paint it orange?
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Oh, no. Can I touch it?
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Grover, no.
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Cherish these moments, Grover.
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Will you look at that.
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It's a copy of my book.
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You wrote a book?
Well, good for you.
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Uh, why is this the first
time I'm hearing about it?
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Well, you know, I don't
like to go around bragging
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about being a published author.
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Came out years ago.
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The Unboxed You:
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How to Get Out of
the Box You're In
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and Into the Box You Need.
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By the time I'm done
reading the title,
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I'm done reading for the day.
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That's too bad, because I think
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that book could really help you.
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Did you
sell a lot of copies?
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Well...
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You know, with a book like this,
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it's not really
about sales numbers.
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It's more about metrics,
like reach and influence.
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So that's a no?
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You know what? I'm going to
put a copy in the library.
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Okay. Dave, is
that why you built that?
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So that you could put
your book in there?
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Please.
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So that's a yes.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Marty? What are
you doing here?
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Isn't today a workday?
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Yes, Father, but I've decided
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to redefine what a
workday is for myself.
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Oh.
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He's mad at JPL for
blowing off his great idea,
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whatever that thing was.
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It was a prototype
for a balloon to send
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into the atmosphere of
Venus to collect samples...
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And I love it.
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Yeah, well, they didn't.
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So as an act of
personal empowerment,
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I am quiet quitting.
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You quitting that good job?
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No, I'm quiet quitting.
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I don't care how
loud you do it...
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I'm-a still need
you to pay rent.
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Quiet quitting is
a thing now, Dad.
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Yeah, it's all the
rage. It's like, um,
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streaking for millennials.
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It is nothing like streaking.
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No, it-it's a social
economic movement where
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if you don't feel
appreciated at work,
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you don't give them
your heart and soul.
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You do the bare minimum.
That way, you leave the rest
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of the day open to do things
you find truly rewarding.
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So, what are you doing?
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It's mostly playlists.
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But, but...
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I'm opening my mind
to finding that thing
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that truly fulfills me, because
my job isn't doing it right now.
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So you ghosting your career?
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How do you know ghosting, but
you don't know quiet quitting?
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There he is.
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There's my big scholar.
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I'm just taking a
couple of classes, Ma.
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Mwah. Mwah.
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Aren't you embarrassed, Marty?
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Here you are "quiet
quitting" your career.
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And your brother's
going back to school,
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finishing his degree.
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Wait a minute. Uh, I'm
the role model now?
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Yeah.
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That's in your face!
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Shoot.
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Nobody's borrowed my book yet.
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The library's only
been up for a day.
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I bet the neighbors haven't
even noticed it yet.
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Gemma, did you leave this
vampire book in there?
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This is hot, smutty garbage.
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I'm loving it!
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So people have taken your books.
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That's nice.
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What's wrong with Dave?
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He wrote a book a few years
ago and it didn't sell,
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and now no one's even taking
it out of his free library.
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Aw, let me see it.
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The Unboxed You:
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How to Get Out of
the Box You're In
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and Into the Box You Need.
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Ooh, wow. It's really...
I know, I know.
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Ooh. I just wish somebody
would check it out.
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Good luck because, honestly,
it looks kind of boring.
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Well, the cover's not great,
but the book's really good.
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Somebody might enjoy
it. I doubt it.
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Tina, please, just
take the book!
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I'm telling y'all, it's
the next big thing.
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An oxygen lounge?
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Yes!
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All I got to do is knock
out that back wall,
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build out a quiet lounge area,
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and fill it with
cool, clean oxygen.
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So what am I
breathing right now?
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Air.
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Doesn't air have oxygen?
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I don't know, Calvin.
I'm not a scientist.
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All I know is people will pay me
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to let them sit in
the room and breathe.
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Well, Que, what's stopping you?
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I'm just looking for
a little seed money.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Well, I know you're
looking for the next thing.
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And when you sold the Pit Stop,
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you got Diddy money.
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Well, Diddy didn't get
rich by selling air.
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Now, "diddy"?
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When I become the
king of oxygen,
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you'll be begging to get in.
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Oh, Que, will you stop
pressuring Calvin?
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Look, is he looking for a reason
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to get out of bed
in the morning?
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Absolutely.
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Is there a great book out there
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that might help him find
his way? You know it.
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Is he looking at me
in a way that suggests
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that I should stop talking?
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Definitely.
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Look, Calvin, Que's
idea is clearly stupid.
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But if you're looking to
invest in a trailblazing idea,
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I've got it. It's a
new kind of dating app.
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Oh, Lord.
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Hold on. Trent, let's hear it.
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Okay, so you know how
all these dating apps
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are just a free-for-all,
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people swiping left and right?
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Well, what if there was an app
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with a concierge where they
cut through the clutter
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and find the right
girls for you?
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And you would be that concierge?
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You already know.
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So people would pay
you to find the girls?
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And I will pay the girls a
percentage of what I make.
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I might be mistaken, but, um...
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wouldn't that make you a pimp?
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Would you say that to eHarmony?
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It's an app, Dave.
I'm calling it...
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Trey's List.
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Of prostitutes.
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Nah, that name's too long.
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Hi, Professor Pinkler?
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Uh, no, I am not the professor.
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I'm Malcolm. I'm a student.
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Oh, you are?
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Yes, I am. I'm, uh, back
to finish my degree.
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Just took a little break.
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Oh, to raise a family?
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No, to play baseball.
But thank you.
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Oh, hello.
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You must be Dean Ramilton.
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They told me you'd
be dropping by.
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No, I am not the dean.
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I'm a student.
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Oh, uh, continuing education?
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No, regular student.
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Ah. G.I. Bill. Thank
you for your service.
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No, no, no, I'm not
a soldier, okay?
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I-I'm a baseball
coach. At this school.
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And we are 11-2, so...
All y'all are welcome.
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Wow, pencils.
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You got an abacus in there, too?
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All right, people,
welcome. I'm Dr. Pinkler.
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Please open your Blackboard app
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and on the right-hand
drop-down menu,
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you can mark yourselves present,
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then open the syllabus
tab and select "review."
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So what's Blackboard?
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It's an app.
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You need your login.
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It's in your portal.
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Right.
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I have a portal?
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Uh-oh, Mr. Malcolm's confused.
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Mr. Malcolm? I am
not a mister, okay?
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And I am not confused.
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I just... Uh, I
don't have the thing
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to put my number in and make the
other thing open and drop down.
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Can someone help this man?
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He's a veteran, for God's sake.
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I am not a vet...
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Whatever, man.
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Can you...?
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Well, my car battery is almost
completely out of juice,
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and I can't install
a charger at my house
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because my landlord is too cheap
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to upgrade the electrical panel.
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Well, your
landlord sounds smart...
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and handsome.
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Dad, come on.
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I thought you charged
your car at work.
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Well, yeah, I used to, but
now I'm going in later,
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so all the charging
spaces are already taken.
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You see, I told you to
buy a real car, but no.
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You all worried about
the environment.
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Yes, I am.
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There's no way I'm ever
going back to a gas car.
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Electric cars are the future.
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Well, here in the present,
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looks like your ass
ain't going nowhere.
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Oh, hey, Malcolm, how was
your first day of class?
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I don't want to
talk about it, Mama.
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Ooh! Yeah, I know that one.
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That's what I used to say when
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I got picked on in
elementary school.
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And middle school.
And high school.
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And the first
semester of college.
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But then I found
my friend group.
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Yeah, well, they clowned
me for being old.
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They gonna ask me if I
stop my car with my feet.
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Like Fred and them.
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It is not funny.
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Wilma!
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Stop that.
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Leave my baby alone.
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Yeah, well, then they all went
out for burgers without me.
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Oh, man, they were probably just
worried about your cholesterol.
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Gemma!
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Someone checked out my book.
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What? Really?
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00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,370
Oh, that's great
news, honey. Yeah.
259
00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,300
You know, Calvin,
I'm telling you,
260
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,740
you should really check it out.
261
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,170
It is finally
finding its audience.
262
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,270
You know what?
263
00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:37,610
I should probably put more out.
264
00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:39,080
I hope I have extra copies.
265
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,030
Mm-hmm. Oh, you have
three boxes full of them.
266
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:47,040
Which is crazy,
considering how good it is.
267
00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,220
You know, Calvin, what
you're going through,
268
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,560
it's very common.
269
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,330
After a big life
change, like... like...
270
00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:57,960
like the end of a career,
271
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,130
you know, it's very
normal to feel lost.
272
00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:03,590
Is it normal to
feel really annoyed?
273
00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,770
I'm just saying, it is all
covered in chapter seven:
274
00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:11,880
"Take the I Out of Failure
and Put It Into Success."
275
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,080
Where? At the end?
276
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,150
"Successi"?
277
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,520
I'm serious, Calvin.
Let me give you a copy.
278
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,750
It could really help you.
279
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,120
I-I don't need your help.
280
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,860
Well, maybe you just
don't know it yet.
281
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,620
Now, see, this is
what you always do.
282
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,030
You decide that
I have a problem,
283
00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:33,070
and then you decide that
you have the answer.
284
00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,470
It's condescending.
285
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,720
Is it really?
286
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,860
See, there you go. You're
doing it right now.
287
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,560
Don't you slam your
little door on me.
288
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,480
So, if we're talking about
the Harlem Renaissance,
289
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,690
then you cannot leave
out Langston Hughes
290
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:55,950
and Zora Neale Hurston.
291
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,670
Somebody read the material.
292
00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,110
Somebody was probably there.
293
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,800
Right, Malcolm?
294
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,450
No, Kiefer, not right.
295
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,630
Hey, Malcolm.
296
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:10,830
Oh, are you on a Zoom?
297
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,270
No, it's okay. I...
298
00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:13,710
Ah, I put it on mute.
299
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,840
Okay, well, Mommy brought
you a study snack.
300
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,480
Ooh, yeah.
301
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,300
You are the best,
Mama. Ants on a log.
302
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:24,580
Ooh.
303
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,380
Are those the kids
that were mean to you?
304
00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,420
Yep, that's them.
305
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,390
Especially Kiefer,
in the upper left.
306
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:31,320
Right there.
307
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,890
You know what, Malcolm?
308
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:36,290
If they don't want to be friends
with you, that's their loss.
309
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:39,560
You're smart and you're sweet
and you have a lot to offer.
310
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,900
You think so, Mama?
311
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,430
I know so, baby.
312
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:43,640
Oh, love you.
313
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,170
Mmm, I love you
more, Booby Butt!
314
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:48,410
All right, well, enjoy!
315
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,810
Okay. Mwah, mwah, mwah.
316
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,170
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
317
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,710
Oh, oh.
318
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,400
Mm.
319
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:02,170
- That's pretty good.
- Looks it.
320
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,440
I am not on mute, am I?
321
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,600
No.
322
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,200
Oh, damn, man. Oh.
323
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,870
Maybe I am old.
324
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,700
Still not on mute.
325
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,620
Oh, damn!
326
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:26,640
Grover, I'm not giving
you $30,000 for candy.
327
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,120
Not candy. Crypto candy.
328
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,920
I heard you were
looking to invest,
329
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,640
and trust me, you want to
be in on the ground floor.
330
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,840
Here. I'm going to give you five
dollars to get off my porch.
331
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,540
Go on, now.
332
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,230
I am so tired of everybody
333
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,870
hitting me up with
their silly ideas.
334
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,170
If I wanted to waste my money,
I'd start a record label.
335
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,190
What?
336
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,510
What is Dave's book doing here?
337
00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,050
Gemma asked me to take it
out of his little library.
338
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,810
No one else would.
339
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,050
Are you surprised?
340
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,680
I mean, what kind
of advice is this?
341
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,120
"A kernel of an idea is
like a kernel of corn.
342
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,510
It's never going to pop if
you don't get it off the cob."
343
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,460
You know what?
344
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,940
This is weird, even for Dave.
345
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,530
What are you doing?
Going through the footage
346
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,970
from our doorbell camera.
347
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,400
Why? Because I put
out three more copies
348
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,080
of my book and they've
all been taken.
349
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,740
I want to see who my fans are.
350
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,710
Dave, no! No.
351
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,380
Respect their privacy.
352
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,050
They took your book
because they need help.
353
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,970
You don't want this to
turn into a-a HIPAA thing.
354
00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,670
Is that you? No.
355
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:50,160
Then why did you slam my laptop?
356
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,580
HIPAA?
357
00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:00,110
Marty? Why'd you take an Uber?
358
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,540
Because, Dad, my car's battery
359
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,140
isn't holding a
good charge anymore.
360
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,886
I had just enough juice
to make it to the mall,
361
00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,650
where half the charging
spaces were broken
362
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,310
and the other half
were occupied...
363
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,510
by gas guzzlers!
364
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,720
Hey, I only park there
365
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,750
because it's
closest to the door.
366
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,540
What?
367
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,860
Anyway, replacing the battery
368
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,636
is going to cost a
fortune at the dealership.
369
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,290
So take it somewhere else.
370
00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:23,570
There isn't any place else.
371
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,130
No one else services them.
372
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,200
Huh. So...
373
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,920
they get to charge
you an arm and a leg
374
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:31,000
because they're the
only game in town?
375
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,440
Exactly.
376
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,070
Huh.
377
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,510
What?
378
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:39,360
Marty, electric cars
are my corn on the cob.
379
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,380
Daddy, do you need to lie down?
380
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:46,120
No, your charging situation
381
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,390
gives me a kernel.
382
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,890
Now, we need to
shuck that kernel
383
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,360
and pop that thing.
384
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,730
Let me get you a cold cloth.
385
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,930
Mama! Okay.
386
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,300
Marty, listen. Look, I'm fine.
387
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,740
All right? Just think about it.
388
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:02,030
For the first time
in human history,
389
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,940
there are old electric cars.
390
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,700
All right? And the only
people that service them
391
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,210
are the overpriced dealerships.
392
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,810
So, somebody's going
to fill that gap
393
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,640
and make a lot of money.
394
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,680
Oh, my God. Are you a genius?
395
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,370
Are you just realizing that now?
396
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,890
Hey, Malcolm.
Okay, what you got?
397
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,190
How old am I today, huh?
398
00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:32,050
What, did I save Private Ryan?
399
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,350
Did I have a beeper?
400
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:41,670
Malcolm, about
that. We feel awful.
401
00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:44,040
I thought we were
just joking around.
402
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,380
Now we realize...
403
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,660
there's nothing
funny about bullying.
404
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,280
Y'all didn't bully me, okay?
405
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,090
I am a grown-ass man.
406
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,720
It's okay, Malcolm.
407
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,390
We heard what your mom said.
408
00:17:57,590 --> 00:17:59,970
We made you feel
different. Less than.
409
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:04,150
We would cancel
ourselves if we could.
410
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,300
Oh, canceling is when...
411
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,820
I know what canceling is.
412
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,140
Okay, people, take your seats.
413
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,510
The servers are down,
414
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:19,340
so you're going to take
your quiz on Scantrons.
415
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:21,550
Oh, man.
416
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,670
Uh, Malcolm? Yeah?
417
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,840
Could we borrow pencils?
418
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,360
Well, I guess, uh,
419
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,980
they don't have pencils
in your portals?
420
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,200
The reason no third-party
garages fix electric cars
421
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,540
is the companies each have
their own operating system.
422
00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,940
And that's a problem?
Well, not for me.
423
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,680
If you give me
their motherboard,
424
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,880
I can reverse-engineer the
software and mod the UI.
425
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,250
And that's good? That's great.
426
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:56,880
Well, all right.
427
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,880
Come on, Marty, let's put
our heads together, you know?
428
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,520
I mean, you're tech savvy, and
I'm savvy about business... Yeah.
429
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,520
And people and
mechanics... Mm-hmm.
430
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,660
And marketing and looking
good and dressing well.
431
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,700
Charisma, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
432
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,330
I-I get it, Daddy, I get it.
433
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,800
But, you know, why has this
never occurred to us before?
434
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,190
Because we've been
stuck in our own boxes.
435
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,810
Think of it like the jungle gym.
436
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:23,810
The great idea is
up there at the top,
437
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,940
and there are lots
of ways to get there.
438
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:30,620
But sometimes the best
route is to go sideways
439
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,000
and find a different path.
440
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,930
Oh, damn.
441
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,230
You read my book.
442
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,710
"The Jungle
Gym of Inspiration."
443
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,540
Wait, is that where the
corn kernel came from?
444
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,540
Ha! You read chapter 12, too?
445
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,410
I knew it! Okay, all right.
446
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,040
You know, I may have skimmed it.
447
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,190
It was a'ight.
448
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,500
It was a'ight.
449
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,940
That's the nicest thing
you ever said to me.
450
00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:18,100
$30,000 for candy
that doesn't exist?
451
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,670
Well, it exists. You
just can't eat it.
452
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:22,870
Why not?
453
00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:24,440
Because it's in the metaverse.
454
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,240
So if I want my candy, I got
to drive to the metaverse?
455
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,610
No, you can't drive there.
456
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,140
It's on the Internet.
457
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,210
But you can sell your
candy to somebody else
458
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:34,750
for much more than it's worth.
459
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,950
But what's it worth?
460
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,030
Today, nothing.
461
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,400
B-But tomorrow, who knows?
462
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,020
Boy, if you weren't
Gemma's son...
463
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,090
Here.
464
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,480
Take this five dollars
and get off my porch.
465
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,480
Go on, now.
466
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,390
Works every time.
467
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,980
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