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This is my desk, my chair.
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A picture of Grover, Gemma,
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and me and my best friend,
of course.
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Dave...
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You took a picture of me
while I was asleep?
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Is that drool?
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You never pose for selfies.
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Sometimes you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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Then I gotta do this.
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You know, it's exciting
to have a visitor at my J-O-B.
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Well, I'm excited you offered
to take me out to E-A-T.
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Not out, down.
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Cafeteria's in the basement.
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Today is Brunswick stew.
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Brunswick stew in a basement.
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Well, I'm glad
I drove across town.
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I'm just kidding, man.
I'm actually happy for you.
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Ooh. There's my boss, Gregory.
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I'm up for a promotion
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and he's the one who decides
whether or not I get it,
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so be nice.
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I'm always nice.
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Be nicer than that.
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Hey, Gregory!
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Uh, brought a friend in
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for Stews Day Tuesday.
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This is Cal...
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Where's his ID?
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It's in my pocket.
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Yeah, it needs to be
on your person.
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My pocket is
on my person.
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Civilians, am I
right? Come on, Calvin.
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That Brunswick stew's not going
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- to eat itself.
- It was nice to meet you, Greg.
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Oh, God...
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Not "Greg." Gregory.
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Greg is my son.
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He goes by Greg to spite me.
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Doesn't work.
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Well, how you feel
about "G-Money"?
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Not good.
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All right.
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Ha! I'm starving.
Come on, Calvin.
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- Let's go. Now.
- Let's go. Come on.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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Season 05 Episode 05
Aired on: October 17, 2022.
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Episode Title:
"Welcome to the Art of Negotiation"
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So this is what
a teachers' lounge looks like.
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Hmm. Is it everything you
imagined? Oh, yes, Gemma.
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Smells like bad coffee,
sensible shoes and low pay.
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Oh, by the way,
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you should probably
call me Mrs. Johnson.
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If the other teachers
know you're my friend,
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they might think that
that's how you got the job.
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Oh, yeah.
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Because everybody knows
you don't get to be
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a part-time after-school
music teacher
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unless you know people
in high places.
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Good afternoon,
brilliant educators!
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Ms. Davis, Mr. Ryan,
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meet our new after-school
music teacher, Mrs. Butler.
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Ooh. Bus duty. Tootles!
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Welcome. Please
call me Tammy.
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And I'm Scott.
Oh. And I'm Tina.
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But Ms. Butler, if you're nasty.
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Oh, I see you.
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You're fun.
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First thing
you need to know:
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Bring your own
toilet paper.
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It might as well be
sandpaper up in here.
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And if you know
what's good for you,
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stay away from the baked goods.
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Coach Spits has to touch
every one of them
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and he never washes his hands.
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Ooh, damn.
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- That is so wrong.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I'm excited to be here.
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I'm so happy that Gemma...
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Mrs. Johnson...
Gave me the opportunity.
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Oh, isn't she great?
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So great.
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Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
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But, like, come on.
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No one can be that sunny
all of the time.
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"Good
afternoon, brilliant educators!
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"Remember, if we
inspire these kids,
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they'll inspire us back!"
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She is all
sunshine and rainbows.
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No one can really be
that perky.
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It's gotta be fake.
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And could she be
more uptight?
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"Ooh!
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"Remember, everybody.
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If you're not early,
you're late."
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Well, I-I think
Principal Johnson...
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Oh, when she's not around,
it's "Principal Barbie."
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We're high-fiving that?
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All right.
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Ooh, hey, Calvin.
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I got it.
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Well, I'm sure there's
an ointment out there
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to get rid of it.
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No, I'm saying
I got the promotion.
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Well, all right!
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Next lunch is on you,
Mr. Big Shot.
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And we're going to a restaurant
with cloth napkins.
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Okay, sure, but the new job pays
the same as the old one.
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And with all my
new responsibilities,
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I don't think
I'm gonna have the time
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to slip out for lunch as often.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
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More work? Same pay?
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Do you know what a promotion is?
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Yes, but it's not
about the money.
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Look, when I was
a conflict mediator,
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yes, I got paid well.
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But listening to
rich people fight
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over who gets
which yacht was...
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I don't know,
kind of soul-crushing.
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Now I get to
counsel veterans.
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And helping people has
always been my passion.
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Dave,
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fixing cars is my passion,
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but you know what
my other passion is?
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Getting paid to fix cars.
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Yes, okay, a bit more
money would be nice,
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but it's the government. There's
not a lot of wiggle room.
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There's always wiggle room
in any negotiation.
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Houses, cars,
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even those guys selling fruit
on the side of the highway.
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They gotta make a deal
before that light changes.
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I don't know. Gregory just
gave me the promotion.
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Okay, would you stop being
such a people pleaser?
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Well, if it makes
you happy... Stop it.
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Look, you don't want
to be taken advantage of.
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Speak up for yourself.
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Closed mouths don't get fed.
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Now come on.
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I'm going to show you how
to negotiate to get results.
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All right?
Let's act this out.
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You be your boss,
I'll be you.
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Ooh, role-play.
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Second time this week.
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I really didn't need
to know that.
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- Come on, now, let's focus.
- Okay.
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Hi!
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I'm Dave Johnson.
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I like kittens, match a
and really short shorts.
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Ooh.
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That was good.
I do like kittens.
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Okay, Dave, would you
get into character?
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Well, now you sound
just like Gemma.
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So the teachers at school
didn't know Gemma was my friend.
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And they just started
talking trash about her.
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Really? What'd they say?
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How she's so nice.
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Those monsters.
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You weren't there.
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And they said she was all
sunshine and rainbows.
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Okay, Mom, help me out here.
What's the problem?
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They clowned the way she talks.
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Ooh, and they called her
"Principal Barbie."
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Okay, that was rude.
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So I gotta tell her, right?
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Yes, you do.
She has got to know.
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What's wrong with you?
I can't do that.
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That'll just hurt her feelings.
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You're right.
Just keep it to yourself.
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Are you out of your damn mind?
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And not let her know what people
are saying right under her nose?
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Yeah?
No?
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You two are no help.
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What did...
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If you want me
to take this job,
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there are some things you're
gonna have to understand, Greg.
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He doesn't like the name
Greg. He prefers Gregory.
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No, Dave.
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You don't like the name Greg.
You're Greg.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, right.
Uh...
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I like to be called Gregory.
Where's your badge?
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Okay.
Forget my badge, G-Money.
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I'm going to need a raise
to go along with that promotion.
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More work, more money,
my good man.
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No can do. We don't
have it in the budget.
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Hmm. Well,
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it has been nice working
with you. Good day, sir.
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What's Dave doing?
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Dave is walking away.
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Uh...
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Dave is walking away
from the job that Dave loves?
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Yes.
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Walking away is
your superpower.
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They've invested too much
time and money into you.
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Once they know you're
willing to walk,
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that's when you got
all the leverage.
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I don't know, Calvin.
Are you sure?
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Trust me.
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There's no way Gregory is
ever gonna let you walk.
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You see these oranges?
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Four dollars.
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The man wanted five.
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Well, if that's
the way you feel,
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I guess I have
no other choice but to...
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walk away.
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Just to be clear,
I am walking away...
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from this job.
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Actually, hang on.
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Yes? What's that?
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Do you want your last check
mailed to your home address?
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I'll have you know
that I have direct deposit.
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Still walking.
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Here I go.
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Out the door.
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Across... the threshold.
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Walking through
the hallway.
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Past reception.
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I'm now... now making it
towards the stairs.
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I begin my descent!
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Good afternoon,
brilliant educators!
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How are you liking the staff?
Aren't they great?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I, um, I need to talk
to you about something.
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Can it wait? I've got
to deal with a situation.
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Jaden brought
his mom's "microphone"
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to show-and-tell today.
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Turns out, it has
three different settings
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and is not a microphone.
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Oh! Wow.
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Oh. Okay.
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Sure, sure. I-It can wait.
Okay. See you later.
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Oh, Principal Johnson.
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Love, love,
love your dress.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's an oldie but a goodie.
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So, how's everybody
doing today?
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Oh, fine.
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Or, as Principal Barbie would
say, "I'm super-duper great."
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It's an oldie but a goodie.
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I'm so sunny and bright
in my peasant dresses
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and I have glitter coming
out of my butt.
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Well, howdy-doody!
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I know how to milk cows
because I'm from Wyoming.
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Michigan!
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She's from Michigan.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, yes, I'm sure.
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Because she's my best friend,
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and she can rock
a peasant dress, thank you.
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Are you spying on us?
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Ain't nobody spying on you.
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But if you think
I'm going to stand here
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and let you talk
about my best friend,
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you got another think coming.
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And Tammy, I wouldn't be
talking about people
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with those eyelashes
looking like a spider
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took a dump on my eyelids.
258
00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:47,235
Mm...
259
00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:49,427
Mm-mm.
260
00:10:49,513 --> 00:10:51,411
Ah. Aha.
261
00:10:51,549 --> 00:10:54,018
Please don't.
262
00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:57,438
Do you want to sit here
and play your brother?
263
00:10:57,563 --> 00:10:59,610
I'm already
playing my brother.
264
00:10:59,696 --> 00:11:01,595
Yeah. Here we go.
265
00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:02,846
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
266
00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:04,961
Yeah, yeah.
267
00:11:05,062 --> 00:11:06,869
Oh, hey, Dave.
268
00:11:06,953 --> 00:11:08,548
Hey.
Hey, how'd it go with Gregory?
269
00:11:08,631 --> 00:11:11,936
Well, I did exactly what
you told me to do. I walked.
270
00:11:12,035 --> 00:11:13,519
My man!
271
00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:16,154
I walked out the door,
down the hall,
272
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,642
out to my car
and now I'm here.
273
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,899
Without a job.
274
00:11:21,835 --> 00:11:23,552
Wait. What?
275
00:11:23,636 --> 00:11:25,037
Dave, you quit your job?
276
00:11:25,121 --> 00:11:28,076
Oh, no, no, no.
I thought I was negotiating.
277
00:11:28,161 --> 00:11:30,620
It wasn't until I got to my car
that I realized...
278
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,188
I had quit.
279
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:36,340
But the "walk" always works.
280
00:11:36,558 --> 00:11:39,629
Hey, Dave, man. Uh, I know how
you feel. Not that long ago,
281
00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:41,030
I had quit my job,
282
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,866
but now I have my dream job.
283
00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:44,934
Yeah, look, I got my dream job.
284
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,070
And now I've lost it.
285
00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:49,028
I don't know what
I'm gonna tell Gemma.
286
00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:50,274
Look, hold on, hold...
287
00:11:50,374 --> 00:11:52,741
No one's gonna say anything
to anybody.
288
00:11:53,239 --> 00:11:54,411
I'll think of something.
289
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:57,181
All right. Well,
I'm gonna walk home.
290
00:11:57,374 --> 00:11:59,341
Because that's
what I do now.
291
00:12:01,035 --> 00:12:02,437
I walk.
292
00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:04,788
David...
293
00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:09,480
Oh, man, I got to fix this.
294
00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,024
I feel horrible.
295
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,933
I really blew this
for Dave.
296
00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:15,639
Hey, Pop?
297
00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:18,668
I know this isn't
a good time, but, uh...
298
00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:20,996
Oh.
299
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:23,908
...checkmate.
300
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,013
You boys are not going
to believe this.
301
00:12:29,113 --> 00:12:30,413
Mom!
302
00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:33,043
- You know, you could knock.
- Why?
303
00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:35,719
We could have been
doing anything in here.
304
00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:38,187
Like what?
305
00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:39,288
And "we"?
306
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,557
Will you two be quiet?
307
00:12:41,658 --> 00:12:42,692
Look, I need your help.
308
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,760
Oh, no, Mama.
What did you do?
309
00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:47,309
Well, those teachers started
talking about Gemma again
310
00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:49,133
and I kind of went off on them.
311
00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:52,036
What level of "kind of"?
312
00:12:52,135 --> 00:12:53,503
I couldn't help it.
313
00:12:53,602 --> 00:12:55,772
And now Gemma sent me
a text. "See me."
314
00:12:55,871 --> 00:12:57,573
She's going to want me
to apologize.
315
00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:00,409
Well, Ma, kind of sounds
like an apology is in order.
316
00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:02,825
After what they said?
Whose side are you on?
317
00:13:03,144 --> 00:13:05,059
They were talking smack
about Gemma.
318
00:13:05,144 --> 00:13:06,106
You got to stick to your guns.
319
00:13:06,192 --> 00:13:08,763
Stick to my guns?
You sound crazy.
320
00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:09,969
You want me to lose my job?
321
00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:11,721
I love working with those kids.
322
00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:16,293
You know what? I don't know
why I come to y'all for help.
323
00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:24,395
When are we going to learn?
324
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:26,070
Never get in the middle
of an argument
325
00:13:26,169 --> 00:13:28,355
between our mama
and our mama.
326
00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:33,567
Let me begin by saying
I'm sorry for not telling you
327
00:13:33,653 --> 00:13:35,778
that Mrs. Butler was
a personal friend.
328
00:13:35,911 --> 00:13:38,317
She objected to things
that were said about me.
329
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,801
I get it, people need
to blow off steam.
330
00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:43,183
I don't know what was said,
and I don't need to know.
331
00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:46,450
Now, Mrs. Butler, would you
like to say something?
332
00:13:46,565 --> 00:13:48,466
- Um, yeah, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
333
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,341
Sorry.
334
00:13:55,691 --> 00:13:57,226
Could you elaborate?
335
00:13:59,102 --> 00:14:00,971
So sorry.
336
00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:07,216
Tina. If you can't be sincere,
what are we doing here?
337
00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:09,913
Sincerity would be nice.
338
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:11,815
Oh, you want sincere?
339
00:14:12,234 --> 00:14:15,202
Oh, oh. Okay.
That's what we're doing? Okay.
340
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,923
Well, in that case,
341
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,922
I sincerely apologize
342
00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:21,091
for losing it when I heard
y'all talking trash
343
00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:22,625
about my best friend,
344
00:14:22,725 --> 00:14:25,726
saying that she had glitter
coming out of her ass.
345
00:14:25,812 --> 00:14:26,840
That's what you said?
346
00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:28,956
That's what, that's what it was.
347
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,501
We accept your apology.
348
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:32,701
He-he said the
glitter thing. Oh...
349
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:36,039
And I apologize,
350
00:14:36,139 --> 00:14:37,640
from the bottom of my heart,
351
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,009
for going off on y'all
352
00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:41,177
when y'all called her
"Principal Barbie"
353
00:14:41,278 --> 00:14:44,581
behind her back, like
little two-faced cowards.
354
00:14:44,681 --> 00:14:47,384
You know, Gemma, you're right.
355
00:14:47,484 --> 00:14:49,318
I like being sincere.
356
00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:54,823
Principal Barbie?
357
00:14:54,923 --> 00:14:55,825
I'm sorry.
358
00:14:55,909 --> 00:14:58,509
We didn't mean
anything by it.
359
00:14:58,594 --> 00:15:01,096
You know what? I embrace it.
360
00:15:01,181 --> 00:15:04,350
Barbie's been an astronaut,
a veterinarian,
361
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:07,104
a Mountie, and lives
in a Malibu dream house.
362
00:15:07,203 --> 00:15:09,506
As far as I'm concerned,
she's a boss.
363
00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:12,643
Like me.
364
00:15:12,743 --> 00:15:14,311
Your boss.
365
00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:18,182
You have bus duty all next week.
366
00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:21,001
Tootles!
367
00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:29,301
Now that was a read.
368
00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:31,744
It was? Like a Tina read?
Mm-hmm.
369
00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:33,663
No, no. A Gemma read.
370
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,717
But still, admit it:
You feel better.
371
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,871
- I guess I do.
- See?
372
00:15:37,956 --> 00:15:39,811
But Tina, we
can't do this again.
373
00:15:39,903 --> 00:15:41,922
How about we agree, "What
happens in the teachers' lounge
374
00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:43,371
stays in the lounge"?
375
00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:44,691
Oh, that's fine.
376
00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:46,246
Because now that
I told them off,
377
00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:49,312
they're gonna keep
your name out of their mouths.
378
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,119
You learned nothing,
but thank you.
379
00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:02,121
Well, hello, fellow coworkers.
380
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:05,428
It's the taco bar
down at the cafeteria.
381
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,230
Yummy.
382
00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,017
Has anybody seen Gregory?
383
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,101
He's in his office.
384
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,568
Oh, good.
385
00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:14,303
Other way.
386
00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:16,364
Oh, of course.
387
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:18,644
Tacos on the brain, man.
388
00:16:20,677 --> 00:16:22,547
Wait...
How'd you get in here?
389
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:23,722
Where's your badge?
Oh!
390
00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:25,844
Uh, uh, have it on
my person this time.
391
00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:27,585
That's David Johnson's.
392
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:31,028
Uh, yeah, but the scanner
downstairs doesn't know that.
393
00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:33,350
Had all the
privileges of a white man.
394
00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:34,969
Got right on in.
395
00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:39,043
Phillip! Deactivate
David Johnson's badge.
396
00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:40,129
No, hold on.
397
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:41,411
Look, hear me out first.
398
00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:42,929
But before you do that,
399
00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:46,318
why don't you enjoy this
nice mocha latte? It's on me.
400
00:16:46,711 --> 00:16:48,176
I'm lactose intolerant.
401
00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:54,075
Bit I bet you're not
allergic to $2 million.
402
00:16:54,971 --> 00:16:56,807
Is that a winning ticket?
403
00:16:57,086 --> 00:16:58,721
Who knows? I mean, could be.
404
00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:00,840
But you gotta be in it
to win it.
405
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:04,188
Now, let me put this
on your person.
406
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:08,392
What do you want?
407
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,727
Look, I want you to give
my friend Dave his job back.
408
00:17:11,982 --> 00:17:13,384
Oh, I didn't fire David.
409
00:17:13,469 --> 00:17:15,805
He was the one who,
to use his own word, walked.
410
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,519
Well, actually, you know,
411
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:19,006
that was my word.
412
00:17:19,328 --> 00:17:24,201
Which, in my defense, is usually
a pretty good strategy.
413
00:17:24,597 --> 00:17:27,558
You ever try to buy fruit
from the side of the highway?
414
00:17:27,644 --> 00:17:29,075
I'm a diabetic.
415
00:17:31,104 --> 00:17:32,072
Uh...
416
00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:33,291
Listen,
417
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,298
Dave didn't want to walk.
418
00:17:35,384 --> 00:17:36,451
He loves this job,
419
00:17:36,536 --> 00:17:38,093
and I know you'll never find
420
00:17:38,177 --> 00:17:39,363
a better man for it.
421
00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:41,548
I just gave him some bad...
See? See?
422
00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:44,662
Calvin, will you show him my ID?
It's fine, Maurice.
423
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,311
Yeah, that's right,
it is fine, Maurice.
424
00:17:46,395 --> 00:17:48,276
And next time, don't be
so quick with the Taser.
425
00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:54,503
Malcolm told me
you were coming down here.
426
00:17:54,605 --> 00:17:56,973
But, Calvin, this is something
I need to do myself.
427
00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:58,942
Well, good luck
getting your job back.
428
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,450
This guy's allergic
to everything.
429
00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:06,499
Hey, Gregory.
430
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,968
Uh, look, my friend here...
431
00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:10,167
he means well.
432
00:18:10,252 --> 00:18:12,573
Gives me a hard time for being
too much of a people pleaser,
433
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,125
which I know
some people find annoying.
434
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,527
I'm "some people."
435
00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,903
Look, Gregory, I love this job.
436
00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,114
I care about vets
because I am a vet,
437
00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:25,692
which makes me more qualified
438
00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:28,713
than anyone else
in this department.
439
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:30,665
I deserve this job
440
00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:33,442
and I think I deserve the raise
441
00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:35,653
that should have come with it.
442
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,050
David, I would love
443
00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:40,700
to give you the raise,
but you know the government...
444
00:18:40,784 --> 00:18:42,484
I-I do,
I do know the government.
445
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:46,105
And I also know that there is
wiggle room in any negotiation.
446
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,950
I mean, that's why the taco bar
447
00:18:48,035 --> 00:18:51,855
now offers flour
and corn tortillas.
448
00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:59,135
That's true. A lifesaver
for the gluten-sensitive.
449
00:19:01,888 --> 00:19:04,090
I suppose
I could free up some money
450
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:07,252
if I reclassify your position.
451
00:19:07,337 --> 00:19:10,508
Make you liaison to
the assistant division director
452
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:13,895
instead of assistant to the
divisional director's liaison.
453
00:19:16,878 --> 00:19:18,881
Is that not the same thing?
454
00:19:19,256 --> 00:19:21,730
Not even close.
455
00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:23,474
I'll take that promotion.
Thank you.
456
00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:24,598
- Thank you.
- Well, hey, uh,
457
00:19:24,682 --> 00:19:27,117
Gregory? Since you're
in such a giving mood,
458
00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:31,142
how about giving my man here
a better parking spot?
459
00:19:31,227 --> 00:19:33,461
If you leave, I will do that.
460
00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:36,672
Then I am walking.
461
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:38,490
What would you do
without me, man?
462
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:39,777
Mic drop!
Mic... No!
463
00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:41,912
Oh. Oh.
464
00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:43,646
Sorry.
465
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:47,072
Aw, there's lactose everywhere.
466
00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:55,152
Ah, look at this.
467
00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:59,029
Thanks, man.
Picture of me and my bestie.
468
00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:01,512
Oh, yeah.
469
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:04,316
Actually, I want Gregory
470
00:20:04,401 --> 00:20:06,569
to see this every time
he comes in here.
471
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:09,092
That way he knows
if he messes with Dave,
472
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:11,413
he messes with me.
473
00:20:15,242 --> 00:20:16,144
Oh, good.
474
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,670
Your friend's back.
475
00:20:17,981 --> 00:20:20,740
With his pass on his person.
476
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,803
I need those reports, David.
477
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,289
Yeah. You know,
actually, he prefers Dave.
478
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,758
I prefer David.
479
00:20:27,843 --> 00:20:29,295
I respond to both.
480
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,615
No, Dave.
481
00:20:30,994 --> 00:20:33,932
You do not have to please
anyone but yourself.
482
00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:35,184
You're right.
483
00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:38,973
Um, Gregory, I prefer Dave.
484
00:20:39,058 --> 00:20:40,093
Fine.
485
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,215
Dave.
486
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,736
Cal.
487
00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:46,354
What the hell
that man just call me?
488
00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:47,708
You heard me, C-Money!
489
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,432
Oh, this is not
about to be a thing.
490
00:20:52,048 --> 00:20:54,579
I think he's warming up to you.
Cal.
491
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,385
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