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Previously this season on "The Valley"...

Hey, baby.

What are you-- What the [bleep]?

- Will you marry me? - Yes.

I have everything going for me, but I just can't be happy.

Don't you want to be?

You need to go get help for yourself and for our son.

He cannot grow up and become a person like you.

I am going to a treatment center for 30 days.

He is in rehab right now.

He has not paid our mortgage since May.

I'm gonna have to lose my dream home.

I'm gonna have to lose my family.

I'm gonna have to lose everything.

I'm very proud of you for going to see the divorce lawyer today.

- I filed. - You did?

I know.

I don't just throw away 10 years like you do.

You can get over it like that.

I'm not over anything, obviously,

Aaron is polar opposite of Jesse.

He doesn't talk down to me.

You're a disaster.

And you're a hooker, so it's fine.

You're friends with Jenna Willis, right?

- I dated Aaron. - I had heard that,

like, a year and a half ago,

they-- Michelle and him were together.

Oh, wow.

Did you or did you not cross a line

when I was married to Michelle?

No.

- ♪ Ah - Oh, my God.

- We're actually doing it. - Turn. Twist.

Yay! Look at this. Look at us go.

Oh, my God. I can't stop. Aah! [bleep]

Cameron came out perfect.

Perfect with the exception of that flat head.

When you push somebody out of your vagina for five hours,

sometimes you get a little cone situation.

So today we're cycle day six.

- Is that right? - Yes.

The ovulation timing has just been chaos the last few months.

I'm so sorry.

I had no idea that it would be this difficult to conceive.

What's happening with Danny and alcohol?

Danny got really drunk at the bar,

said some inappropriate things.

Danny approached Jasmine,

put his hand on her thigh, and said, "Get Daddy a drink."

- I'm so sorry. - So I think we're good.

He approached Jasmine's girlfriend, Melissa,

and grabbed her butt.

- Melissa, I am so sorry. - I'm really happy

we talked through this. - Yeah.

If you ever are having concerns about his drinking,

I was in a relationship for years

where somebody had drug and alcohol problems.

You need to watch what you're saying...

- Okay. - ...and the way

you're saying things to me. - I'm good.

Don't make me knock your ass out. Like, seriously, don't.

Knock me out, Kristen. Knock me out.

♪ Baby, don't be insecure

♪ You the baddest little thing in the room ♪

♪ Ask me, y'all cannot be sure ♪

♪ Everybody got eyes on you, but that's cool ♪

♪ Got it on lock, yeah, they see you with the dude ♪

Hello!

Hi!

- Is that Porto's? - Oh, yeah.

Girl.

- Is it so weird that she's here? - Oh, my God, she's perfect.

You look so beautiful.

This might be my Hawaiian slight tan.

Oh, that's--I forgot.

Hi. I didn't ring the doorbell.

You don't need to ring the doorbell.

- Hi! - You look beautiful. Hi, baby.

- Hello! - Hey, cutie pie!

- It's the island. - Hi!

You all look like you got a fresh bang down.

Oh, my gosh! Can I see her?

Yes, of course.

How are you feeling?

- I feel great. - Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God, Lala.

Is it not the craziest thing ever?

- I forget how little they are! - I know.

I know. That's what I said.

Does this make you wanna have another one?

- Actually, yeah. - Does it?

I always said one and done,

but I know that's something that Aaron really wants.

He wants several.

I do see a maybe.

She looks like a porcelain doll.

But just, like, looking at somebody else have a baby,

it's--it's very sweet.

And, yeah, it gives me a feeling.

How are you, Britt?

- Ugh. Gosh. - Yeah. How are you?

It's just been disaster after disaster.

Yesterday, Jax was just setting me off.

You guys would have been so proud of me.

- I rang him a new one. - Good.

I was like, "I'm going to expect you to start paying

for half of Cruz's doctor bills and stuff like that."

He freaked out about that and said,

"Well, I'm going after alimony, and I'll win,

'cause you make more money than me." Bleh, bleh, bleh.

Well, yeah, you make more money

because a cocaine addiction is expensive.

So I suggest you give it up.

It's a luxury you cannot afford anymore.

Ever since I had Cruz, I've always been able to protect

and make sure there was nothing around.

Now our son is getting older.

Like, you shouldn't be doing this

after you have a child whatsoever.

I'm not letting Cruz go over to that condo anytime soon.

- It's a bachelor pad. - Yeah, of course it is.

I feel like nasty girls are there.

And until the divorce is finalized,

and we have, like, drug testing and rules in place,

I don't feel comfortable with Cruz going over there.

And he was okay with that?

I mean, he doesn't have a choice. Like...

Yeah, you kind of have him by the balls.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Did you have fun in Hawaii at all?

Yeah, we had a good trip, actually.

- Yeah, good. - Yeah.

But, yeah, they do not like you, Janet.

That's fine. I don't like them either.

'Cause they just, like, are so angry with you.

And it puts me in such a--

- Kristen and Luke. - Kristen and Zack and Luke.

- Yeah. - She called me a whore.

- Oh. - She threatened to beat me up.

- Oh. - She called me a fan.

I'm like, calm down.

Yeah. I was like, get outta here.

I would love for you to hit me.

I would love nothing more than for jail

to take away your engagement ring for the night

and put it in a little plastic baggie

while you sit in a cell for punching me in the face.

- Oh, Lordy. - Y'all's group is messy.

Yeah. Feels very crazy to me, like, every day.

I tried. I really did this summer. I included her.

What did it get me? Rumors about my husband.

Literally every single person in our group has been talking about

when Jason goes out, he takes his wedding ring off.

I hope every time she looks at that ring,

she sees a reflection of me.

I'm engaged.

♪ I'm here for a good time and a long way ♪

♪ If you like them other lanes, you got the wrong ways ♪

- Oh, hey, what's up, man? - Oh, what's up dude?

- You just got here? - Yeah, he's not answering.

- I hit the ring and knocked. - Let's head in.

It's like a freaking 4-story place, so if he's--

- Four stories. Okay. - Yeah.

I'm sure he can't hear anything.

- Yo. - Hey.

- Oh, there he is. - What's up, bud?

Oh, man. Just caught me. I literally just finished.

I've been running around. What's up, man?

- How's it going? - Welcome. Come on up.

This is my first time seeing it all decorated, dude.

It looks sick. Last time I was here,

it was empty and just boxes. - Yeah. Luke,

you've never seen it, right? - No, no.

Yeah, this is the living area, basically.

I'm really excited to have the guys over,

you know, kind of see my new, uh,

I don't wanna call it bachelor pad,

but I mean, I guess I'm a bachelor,

and it's my new pad, so yeah, it's a bachelor pad.

- So, this is Cruz's room. - Has he seen it yet?

- Yeah, he's got his full, uh-- - Has he been here yet?

No. He's got a walk-in closet.

He's got a full bath, full shower.

My main thing was how good it can be for Cruz.

His room is bigger than mine. He's got plenty of room to play.

So this'll be his room when his mom lets me have him.

- Big TV. - Big TV.

Yeah, right?

Report back to Brittany and let her know,

like, "Hey, that room's pretty pimp."

- Yeah, this will be my hangout. - Oh, this is sick.

- Awesome, man. - Full stocked with beer.

- You guys want a beer? - Sure, yeah, I'll take one.

I have a beautiful rooftop. It overlooks the city.

- Yo! - Who's that guy?

- Catch candles? - Hey!

I got my best friend living close to me to help.

Yo!

The door should be open! The front door!

I'm proud of it.

You know, I haven't lived on my own in a very long time.

And I think this new townhouse is better

than my real house, to be honest.

So, the other day, right, I'm at the house,

Brittany's yelling and screaming at me.

Don't talk to me unless it's about Cruz.

Okay.

Cruz is not going over to your house anytime soon.

She's literally texting me every day since.

Talking to me about the house,

talking to me about what flowers she's putting in.

One day you're hot, the next day you're cold.

You tell me you don't want me to be around? Fine.

Then stop calling me the next day

and asking me about the flowers in the front yard.

You know, you tell me that you hate me.

Like, what the [bleep] do you want?

So, would you say she's breadcrumbing you?

- You would think? - I think she's--

This is what you call breadcrumbing.

- Did you see Cruz's room? - Great.

As far as baby proofing, because obviously I'm trying

to move forward with getting Cruz to get here.

Luke--he made the idea of getting, like,

a universal camera so Brittany feels comfortable

so she can see the baby at night, too.

I think that would be a good, like, olive branch.

Baby gates, too, as well. Let's do that.

So, baby gates, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like, your place is gonna pass the test,

but I think she's more concerned about your lifestyle.

You have to prove to her that you're not partying,

you know, that you're not...

doing extracurriculars with random girls up here and then--

Oh, my God. I would never have a girl here with him here.

I would never do that. I-I expect the same from her.

- Where's Danny, by the way? - Who?

Oh, Danny. I'm serving alcohol here,

so I'm assuming he's not allowed to come here.

Now what's your-- Like, you got a--

You got some kind of problem with Danny.

What's your problem, like, with just between you two?

What's going on? Because I don't get it.

Because I understand it's a--

He's a little two-faced, in my opinion. A little two-faced.

- In my opinion. - All right.

I'm allowed to have my opinion.

Nia's called me, no joke and not exaggeration,

at least five times, screaming and yelling,

and I've called her, "Because your husband is drunk

and can't even walk out of the bar."

She comes in. "Danny, I told you not to act like this!"

When you come to my bar,

and my business partners singlehandedly

have to pull me aside and say, "You know what?

We are gonna get sued if he keeps doing what he's doing,"

and then has the audacity to come to me the next day and be

like, "Well, this is what you should do with your wife,

and you should be this way and this way."

I mean, you----ing were feeling up girls

the other----ing day at my bar. - Yeah.

I think part of what's getting Jax worked up

about Danny is the fact that Jax has made mistakes.

And when he makes mistakes, those mistakes

are discussed among the entire group.

Meanwhile, Danny makes mistakes,

and if anybody calls him out on it, they get attacked.

It is understandable, though, why he'd be frustrated.

I had lunch with him yesterday. He said he hasn't drank

in three weeks, didn't drink at all in Hawaii.

- I don't believe that. - You know what, Jax?

- He's putting in work. - You say you--

- You don't believe that? - Absolutely. Good.

Why would you say you don't believe that?

I'm allowed to have my opinion of somebody.

I can have my opinion.

He knows we had beers in his backyard, essentially.

And then tonight, so...

I noticed you didn't drink in Hawaii.

Yeah. Yeah.

I haven't drank in a-- in a few weeks.

He wasn't included in the last couple guy things.

- Okay. - Where's Danny?

- Where is Danny? - Drink--Drinking somewhere.

You know what? We all [bleep] up. Look at the situation I am.

But take accountability for what you've done

and don't preach onto others what you have done

until you have right your rights

and wronged your wrongs or whatever.

Did I do that right?

- No. No. - Righted your wrongs.

- Right your wrongs, whatever. - There it is.

You just can't come

and preach to people unless you have a----ing clean slate.

Live, laugh, love?

Coming up...

Got an email from the fertility clinic.

To have to swallow the word "infertile"...

That breaks my heart for you.

♪ They said I'd never make it, then I went and made it big ♪

♪ Look at where I came from

♪ Look at where I am

Maybe you should sleep in here.

Isabella never sleeps in here anymore.

You know who's coming over? Mommy's coming over.

I think there was a lot of resolution in Hawaii.

Michelle, look at me.

He told me last night before you walked up

that he was in love with you,

and I said, "I'm happy for you."

I think Michelle's very cold and guarded,

and I think Hawaii went a long way to sort of

breaking off some of the ice.

- Come on in. - How's it going?

You didn't have to get all dressed up

just to come to my house.

I don't. I have something after this.

There's a real opportunity for some sort of closure.

We can sit in here. Do you want anything else to drink?

And in the end, I know

that it takes two people to meet in the middle,

and neither one of us were there.

Hi. Coming home with me today.

Um... how are you doing?

I'm okay.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

We were just in Hawaii, so that's nice.

Yeah, and how do you feel about the trip?

Overall, I feel all right.

I'm glad that you finally had the conversation with Aaron

that you've been stressing about.

There were some moments I was a little overwhelmed,

but it was nice.

Um, I'm glad that that's all settled,

and I can see a point one day where we all hang out together.

Yeah.

And I want to be friends with you. I've always said that.

It's just hard because I can't trust you.

And you can't expect to treat me a certain way,

call me names...

Look at you. You're a disaster.

And you're a hooker, so it's fine.

I am not doing this.

...and then apologize and-- and pretend it didn't happen.

We were both trying to win and one up each other,

and I think whatever power I have,

whatever power I have left, I...

like, give it to you

to do whatever you want with it,

say whatever you want about me 'cause I'm just so tired.

- I'm, like-- - You don't think I'm tired?

You think that this divorce is my fault,

and it makes me upset. - No, it's not your--

It's not your fault. I'm telling you right now,

the divorce isn't your fault.

The divorce is our fault.

I take full accountability

for the things that I did to put pressure on our relationship.

It wasn't your fault.

This is the first time Jesse's taking accountability.

Today is the best first step I could ask for

in him possibly changing.

Well, thank you for saying that.

Just chisel off a little bit of resentment,

and I will chisel off a little bit of irrationality,

and then we can build off of that foundation.

Okay.

Okay.

Give me a hug.

I know Jesse very well,

but I am choosing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

I just hope that now, after all of these conversations and time,

that we can finally get to an okay place

so that we can co-parent

and be happy and so our child can see

that we can one day be in the same room

and if not possibly be friends.

On that note, I'm having a little Zen party,

so I'm gonna invite you.

- A Zen party? - A Zen party?

Zen party.

- It's gonna be at Yamashiro. - That's a great idea.

Yeah, hopefully,

it will be great. - Love it.

I feel drained from the last year of my life,

and I just need...

a Zen party

and Zen energy from everybody.

We wanna see if you want to join us.

Yay. Party, party.

Is it just me? Who's gonna be there?

We're gonna invite everybody.

I just want everybody to be happy for once.

Most important question-- what's the attire?

Should I wear my ayahuasca beanie?

I was blind, and now I can see.

No.

I lost it at Chateau,

and it didn't turn up in the lost and found.

- I threw it away. - Did you really?

Uh-huh.

I'm just kidding.

It was about to go real south, 'cause I love that beanie.

♪ No, I'm not just

♪ Getting by

♪ Right now I'm on fire

♪ Nothing can stop me

♪ No, I'm not just

Look.

We got a new doormat!

The Cartwrights!

Yay!

♪ Nothing can stop me

I knew whenever I moved back into this house,

I had to take Jax completely out of it.

I had to make it my own because this is my house now.

You know, he's getting taken off the mortgage.

He's getting taken off the deed.

He's getting taken off of everything

that has to do with that house.

Come on, Bubba.

Hi, guys!

If I want a guy to come over, they don't need to see

Jax Taylor everywhere in my house.

You might wanna--Hey!

Hi, girl.

Oh!

You look cute!

Oh, this is called cozy as [bleep].

Mm!

What have you been doing today?

We went to the doctor early this morning.

How was that?

So, Wednesday was Luke's spermy appointment.

He's like...

We want the count to be over 20 million,

and I'm so excited to say

you have 58 million per milliliter.

Pretty good.

Today I had an appointment to get an ultrasound

to check on my eggs, my follicles,

to see what's going on with me.

It could be my body.

After the appointment, I get a text message that's like

a link for four prescriptions.

It's like a steroid, an anti-inflammatory,

an antibiotic, and a shot, like a--like a hormone shot.

And I got an email from the fertility clinic.

- "Infertility" was the word... - Mm-hmm.

...over and over and over and over and over.

Infertility prescriptions are not covered.

Infertility testing is not covered.

Infertility shots are not covered.

And I'm like, hold up and wait a minute.

No. Who the [bleep] said I was infertile?

"Infertile" is actually a term that is, like, medically used...

- Yeah. - ...for someone who tries to get

pregnant for a year and cannot.

- Yeah. - It, like, felt like

I wasn't even a patient anymore, like I was a statistic.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Like over 40, infertile.

Basically, it could have said,

"Dear Kristen, sorry that you're

a geriatric infertile asshole of a woman,

but don't worry. We might have help for you."

It's heartbreaking.

The doctor recommended that I start on hormones.

I'm just gonna hope that that works.

And then if it doesn't,

we go full fledged into, like, the IUI.

And then if that doesn't work, then it's the IVF, and then,

I just, like, need a minute to, like, breathe.

Well, try not to think-- don't try to put it,

like, a thing up about having to do IUI.

- Like, this is what you want. - Yeah.

- So, go for it, you know? - Yeah.

Don't be scared. I feel like you might be

a little bit timid about it because it's not what

you envisioned for how you would make a child.

It's not that I--we don't want to take those steps

if necessary... - Yeah.

...but I didn't realize it was gonna be like, today.

Like, we just got pregnant, like, less than a year ago.

Yeah. To have to, like, swallow

the word "infertile,"

it just feels like so out of left field.

It's gonna happen for you. I know.

We'll just manifest, manifest.

Where's the golden egg? Come on, bitch. Produce it.

I love you.

- It's gonna be okay. - Yeah.

This is the most stressed I've ever been.

[bleep] the whole summer.

[bleep] Janet, [bleep] Jax, [bleep] all of them.

That breaks my heart for you.

I don't know if this is ever gonna happen for me.

- I'm like, not well. - I don't know why

I'm, like, tearing up. - That's okay.

I just want this for you so bad.

I know.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited!

Me, too.

After you.

Thank you.

We've got a table in the lounge for you tonight.

- Sweet. Thank you. - Amazing.

- Welcome aboard. - Thank you.

- Sean's gonna be your server. - Thank you.

Look at us, acting like we need menus

when we already pre-looked at everything we wanted.

Hi, guys. Welcome.

- How are we? - Good. How are you?

I'm good. My name's Sean. Welcome to Norma.

I think we're gonna start with caviar.

Amazing. And we drinking?

- Yeah. - When are we not drinking?

- I'll take the Dirty Dancing. - And I'm gonna do the Pornstar.

That actually sounds really good.

Okay, cool. You guys are meant for each other.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

No problem.

I feel, like, weird in this chair.

- It's not very... - It's a little low.

I feel like this should be higher

or like we just ordered bottle service.

I feel like that's this type of table.

- Ooh, these look fancy. - Ooh.

- Thank you. - Enjoy, you guys.

Thank you.

What should we cheers on?

I don't know. You--You cheer something.

Cheer our life in L.A.

- Oh. Cheers. - Cheers.

Now, it's been, like, three weeks since you've been here.

How are you feeling?

I feel like... I'm not just visiting anymore.

This is a good trial period, and...

Well, I mean, it's just beginning.

I feel like, you know, we still have a lot to go through,

and our next big hurdle is

the thing that happens on my birthday...

I know.

...which is so great that the Canadian court

decided to do your divorce on my birthday.

Yeah.

It'd be a great birthday present for me.

We joke about it, but I know that is

something that is, like, super hard for you.

With my ex,

he was the one that wanted the divorce,

so I, you know, I was still in love with him,

and it was really hard.

And over, you know, the course of a year and a half,

it started to fade. - Hey.

Thank you.

I want this divorce now.

I want to move on with my life and be happy

and not be tied down to the past.

Hopefully, I will--

Out with the old, in with the new?

Once his divorce is finalized.

I mean, we've already moved in together.

I don't know. Maybe wedding bells.

At least that's where I see it. I mean, I know what my plan is.

I don't know what his plan is.

So, babe, I have a surprise for you.

Um, I got Scrotox.

What?

On your...

Scrotum Botox.

Are you serious?

Three, two, one.

Good.

That one hurt.

And you haven't said one thing. It's hurt my feelings.

Why would you get Scrotox?

I did this for you.

Didn't ask for it, but...

You didn't have to.

You're just in shock, aren't you?

Anyway, so, Michelle's Zen party, um,

this will be the first time that I have seen Janet

since our... boat showdown.

I'm surprised she didn't jump off that boat to get away.

'Cause that's the--that's--

She probably wanted to toss you off the boat.

She's probably like, "Jason?"

"Toss him off."

Oh, wait, that sounds sexual.

And also, it is the most annoying thing

that Brittany can't see...

- Mm-hmm. - ...what Janet is doing.

Yep.

She just wants to, like, brush it off.

You guys, come on, come on, come on, come on.

The problem with Janet is how she has

treated me in the past and escalated things

that didn't need to be and lied about so many things.

I think we're at the point where

to be able to move forward in friendship or anything,

like, it just has to be talked about.

No more of this, like, sweeping it under the rug.

I don't know if I want a friendship or not with Janet.

I don't know what it's gonna take

for Brittany to stop being her friend.

And if the pants were on the other person,

I would never do what Brittany is doing.

I would be supportive,

probably already dropped Janet as a friend forever ago.

It's just weird that she...

is manipulating all these situations

that she's not a part of.

Exactly.

You've got some on your lip.

I'm waiting for you to say

that I'm gallant and amazing.

- I'm waiting. - You're amazing.

There you go. Perfect.

Should we cheers to your balls?

Coming up...

You think you're living in some fairy tale world...

- No! - Jax.

...where you're like, this is Miss America, and I'm in--

this is a perfect world. - No, okay, I'm gonna--

- I'm gonna jump in now. - Wrong--wrong pageant.

♪ Mic check, one, two, what it do? ♪

♪ They trying to get a drink

♪ But I'm trying to get at you, party the night away ♪

♪ Give you the feeling from night to day ♪

I'm excited for the Zen party.

Let me show you my 2-piece outfit.

- 2-piece? - Yeah.

I like it.

All right, let's do this, man.

One last hurrah of the summer.

Do you know what the "last hurrah" means?

It means the last party. How do we party like this?

♪ Look out for me when I get broke for you ♪

Michelle's Zen party.

All right, so I have to get hair and makeup ready, and, um--

- So I got the babies? - You can watch all three kids.

- Yes? - What?

♪ I need a partner that's mine

♪ To get into some trouble like a partner in crime ♪

- Janet, you want a drink? - I'm not gonna drink tonight.

I can't be wasted around

certain people 'cause I will yell at them.

So you're gonna let certain people affect

how you operate in life?

- Yeah, I am. - Solid.

On that note, I brought some tequila.

Yeah! Hey, hey!

Everyone's gonna be so impressed by this view.

It's spectacular.

Perfect. My box of gifts.

I'm so excited.

I hope everybody loves it as much as me.

- Okay. - You did such a creative job.

Growing up, my family always took me to Yamashiro.

My mom used to like to take nice pictures of me

almost every year.

It's just my happy place.

Now that I'm dealing with my mom, who's very sick,

I see life very differently.

She did her first treatment of chemo, and it did not work.

It's just killing her from the inside out.

I don't think I have much longer with her.

This has been a horrible chapter in my life,

and I just want peace.

Life is short. I just wanna be happy.

Let me see.

Perfect.

- Hey, y'all. - Hi.

Okay, just a little casual night, right?

- Just a little casual outfit? - I-I said dress nice.

- Yo. - Hi!

- Hi! - What's up, guys?

How's it going?

Oh, sh--.

- Thank you for the invite. - Of course.

- How are you? - How are ya? Good to see you.

- Long time, no see, dude. - Yeah.

Hello!

- How you doing? - Good. How are you?

Hi. Can I have everybody this way, please?

Oh, God. Why are we all in a circle?

Thank you, everyone, for coming to my...

Zen party.

I love crystals.

They're very important to me. I have 'em around my house.

I think they're really good energy.

So I personally went through crystals

for every single one of you, and I wrote a note for you,

so yeah, let's... - Thank you.

That's very, very thoughtful.

That is very thoughtful.

I grew up with a very spiritual family,

and my mom absolutely loves crystals and stones and healing,

and I believe in it.

And this is for Jesse.

If Jesse and I can get along,

then I think everyone can get along.

Yeah!

I don't believe in any of that sh--.

I don't believe in stars. I don't believe in astrology.

I don't believe in reading palms.

I don't--I don't believe in any of that sh--.

It's all garbage. I don't really think anything

can heal this group completely, to be honest.

- Might as well just open it up. - Okay. Thank you!

And just read your little note and affirmation from me.

"Dear Jax, your strength and courage are truly inspiring."

"May these crystals bring you moments

of deep peace and joy."

"I know you will start your new beginning

and find true love one day."

"May these crystals inspire confidence

and attract success in every step you take,

bring you love, calm, and a touch of magic

as you embrace this beautiful new chapter

with your baby."

"Take a moment to recharge. You deserve it."

"I hope these crystals empower and remind you

of your incredible inner strength."

"Sending you strength and...

Sending you strength and hope

on your fertility journey."

"The answers I seek are within me and all around me."

"May these crystals bring you serenity

and ease your worries.

Affirmation--with every breath, I release the anxiety within

and become more and more calm."

Snap, snaps.

Thanks, hon. That's the sh--. That's it.

- Let's go! - Yeah!

You wanna do a shot, or is that a bad idea?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, I'll do a shot.

It's--I haven't had a drink in an hour.

Can I have a--

do you have a Coke Zero back there, by chance?

Can I just have a Diet Coke chaser?

A little ice?

Aw.

Hey, honey. Give me a kiss.

Hey, can I talk to you real quick, little quick second?

It's not...

Okay.

Um... I had the guys over to the house,

and I wanted Luke and Jason to see the place.

I had an idea with Luke that we get, like,

a universal camera that I put into the house

where you can see Cruz's room a little bit.

Whenever we get to that point, I think that's a great idea.

- Yeah. - I just don't want, like,

the other cameras and the other things. Like...

- I don't care what you do. - You don't care what I do?

He's not gonna spy on me whenever

he had it covered the entire time.

Two can play this game, buddy.

- Now he's blocked by Brittany. - Yeah.

I guess just what hurt me the most is, like,

you did this divorce thing while I was in rehab.

You never even gave me a shot.

I went in to interview with a divorce lawyer.

- Uh-huh. - Think about my options.

- Right. - And I'm, like,

showing her these messages and doing all this stuff,

and I was like, I have to do it now,

because if he gets out, and I see him every day...

Yeah.

...I'm not gonna be able to do it.

You literally called me every name in the book.

But then the next day, you texted me pictures of flowers

and, "Look what I'm doing with the backyard."

Oh. Do you know why I did that?

Because you tried to gaslight me and make me think

that I couldn't handle that house by myself.

And I'm trying to prove to you and show you

that, yes, I----ing can.

It's not about the house. It's the finances,

which you'll see over time is gonna be real heavy.

But guess what?

You are the reason why it became so expensive.

Let me remind you why our house is so expensive.

Jax didn't pay the mortgage for at least seven months,

and all these penalties and stuff get added onto it.

Plus, he didn't pay his taxes for years.

He was so far behind on his taxes

before we got married.

Like, I think it was, like, $1.2 million behind...

- Oh, wow. - ...or something crazy.

He was gonna go to jail if I didn't, like,

allow him to put it on our house, if that makes sense?

- Oh, my goodness. - Yeah.

- Okay. - So our mortgage went from,

like, $8,000 to--it's at, like, $17,000 right now.

- Because-- - Because of his arrears?

- Because of his stuff. - Oh, wow.

He should be thanking me.

- You need to realize... - I understand that.

- ...what I have done. - I know that.

- And realize-- - You know what?

Everybody makes mistakes. I honestly thought I was

literally doing the right thing by in therapy,

by getting my own place and giving you guys the house.

- No, that was like the-- - That was--

That was the dumbest thing that you've ever done.

What was I supposed to do?

You put me and Cruz, both of us, in a very hard situation.

No, I didn't. You lived in mansions.

- But it's unfair. - So don't sit there

and think, "Poor me." You had mansions.

It's unfair that I had to pay for all these months,

whenever you could have waited until I was ready to, like...

- That place would've-- - Until my lease was over.

Yeah, but that place would've gone.

It's the nicest place in North Hollywood.

No, you wanted to live next to Tom.

- No, I don't. - I really don't care

about your--your condo. I really don't.

It's a townhouse.

What is wrong with you?

I apologize because there's gonna be bits of--

- See, that's what-- - Like, I'm not fully

over all this. This is a decade of my life.

I thought you were the girl I was gonna spend the rest

of my life with, you know?

Do you think I thought anything different?

When I went to the facility, I thought, okay... maybe she

wants to see, like, when I get out and see where I'm at.

But, Jax, the entire time you were in rehab, you were--

Not the entire time. The first two weeks.

- Yes--No. - Yeah.

The entire time until I blocked you.

- Because I didn't see my son. - You weren't able

to rage text me because I blocked you

for the last two weeks.

Because you weren't letting me see my son.

- So you weren't allowed... - 'Cause you wouldn't let...

...to DM me and text me and love bomb

and do all these things to me, and those were, like,

the best two weeks of my life.

- Okay, okay. - I was happy.

I was going out with my friends. I was having fun.

- I was, like... - Hooking up with guys.

Oh, God. Jax...

It's fine. You do what you gotta do.

We're divorced. You do what you gotta do.

You do what you wanna do. I don't care.

Hey, so are you signing the papers, then?

I'm gonna have a lawyer look at it, so--

You still haven't had a lawyer to look.

No, I'm gonna wait up to the last day.

Why?

Just because. Just because.

Why not?

Jax went from my very best friend

to this person that I loathe.

Like, he makes me so angry.

I mean, his pores are greasy.

His cheeks are greasy. His forehead's greasy.

His vein's popping out of his head.

I just notice everything now.

You are a narcissist, and for me to have to deal with you

for the next 15 years-- - All right, this is going--

This is going--This is going the wrong direction.

Whenever I was madly in love with this man,

I had my blinders on.

And now I just see, like, a greasy man child.

All right. Bye. Deuces.

Oh, my God. So Aaron and I peed next to each other.

I think we're brothers.

I hope you weren't able to see anything.

- I love you. - I love you.

Hi, virgin whatever I was ordering.

- Yeah, the Moscow Mule? - Yes.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good. You look beautiful.

- Thank you. You do, too. - When I saw you, I was like,

"Oh, she looks like Princess Jasmine today."

- Thank you. - Yes.

The best compliment ever.

Look, I know things have been... not great,

and a lot's happened, but if there's anything

that you wanna talk about or get off your chest, I'm here.

- I wanna listen, you know? - Thank you.

I do want Zen at this party,

and it feels like I owe Nia some sort of conversation or apology.

I know that I've caused her some real pain.

And she doesn't deserve the pain

that has come with this whole situation.

There's been a lot of hurt, and I'm still hurting.

And because of that, I do think it's more of like

a space and breather kind of thing.

I don't actually need space.

I just don't wanna talk to Janet.

- Yeah. - Well, I'm sorry you're hurting.

And I again wanna apologize that the words

I used on the boat were... harsh.

I truly feel like Janet's actions are unforgivable.

I do think time heals all, so if space

is what you think we need... - Mm-hmm.

...and I think we need, I think that that's best.

And in that time, if anything comes up, I'm here.

Okay. I appreciate that. Thank you.

Okay, well... cheers.

Cheers.

- Can you sage me please? - Yes.

- Get the demons out? - Yes, I love saging a bitch.

Did you just call me a bitch?

I already stuck my sleeve in two tunas.

And I'm like, dude, every--

This is why I can't have nice things.

So you gotta be very careful.

- How--How you doing? - Yeah.

Doing okay?

I, uh, I have my moments.

You know, I have so much sh-- going on that, like,

I get triggered easily, and I-- - It's not been an easy summer.

- I-I--it's not been easy. - Like, that is so----ing fair.

I'm trying to be growth, not show growth.

And, you know, it's, like, going to Hawaii with my wife,

you know, soon to be ex-wife and her boyfriend,

and the financial sh-- I'm going through and the, like...

single father stuff that I'm going through

and, like, it's--it's - ing overwhelming right now.

There's a lot to figure out.

Michelle filed for divorce

the very beginning of the summer on May 1st.

We have completely separated our business.

I mean, my life is completely different.

So how do you start over, but with a child?

I'm like, so tired.

And the last thing I wanna do is come here

and, like, go to a Zen party.

Like, I'm not Zen. Look at me. I'm----ing not Zen.

What if I lose the house,

I lose custody, I lose my friends,

and I'm isolated and alone?

That's a sh--ty feeling.

Well, dude, bring Malibu and Isabella

over to our house sometime.

We need practice anyway. You know?

- I mean, I appreciate that. - Seriously.

I mean, I don't usually drive to the Valley.

Oh, that's it.

We're too far away.

Like, do you guys wanna come to my house?

I'm like, of all people I can think of

to watch Isabella for an hour...

- Can you imagine? - Let me call Kristen and Luke.

What a difference a year makes, huh?

- Oh, my gosh. Thank you. - Whole bottle.

I'm not gonna drink that whole thing.

You have a whole bottle.

But I am going to have my one drink of the night.

Is he drinking? I'm tired of his bullsh-- games

that he's playing around here where like,

"I'm not drinking. I'm not drinking." Bullsh--.

Own your sh--.

Danny--he's the sweetest guy in the world when he's sober.

- Yes, of course. - And--

Yeah. Hey, guess what. So was, uh, so was Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Okay? - No, he wasn't.

- All right? - He wasn't.

- Who was the other guy? - Never was...

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I just heard Jax say something about Jeffrey Dahmer,

and I'm like... - So is--

- So is--So is Ted Bundy. Okay? - I don't think he was.

Yes, he was. Yes, he was! He was a charming mother----er.

Didn't Ted Bundy chop a bunch of people up?

He killed a bunch of women. Yeah.

- Your husband is involved... - What a weird comparison.

I think Jax is more comparable to these men than Danny is.

- The point of my story is... - Yeah.

- ...people can put a show on. - Yes, I get that. I get that.

Which Ted Bundy did. He was a-- That's the point of my story.

How are you feeling now that you're back at the house?

I, like, love it, surprisingly. I've changed everything.

There's not an ounce of proof that he ever lived there.

- That I like. - Yeah.

- How you feeling? - You talk to Danny?

I didn't realize... No.

I probably should go over there and talk to him.

I don't see a drink in his hand.

Guy's playing it real cool with no drinks in his hand.

Once you get--call him out, he's so worried about his look.

Next week, guaranteed he'll be----ed up again.

Well, go talk to him. See what he thinks.

It's all game for him. It's all show.

Go say that to him. You don't need to say it to me.

I don't know if Jax is so concerned with Danny's drinking

or concerned with the fact that everybody thinks

that his world is perfect.

He has this real chip on his shoulder that,

"Nobody knows about Darkside Danny,

and I need to expose it," and I don't understand why.

What's going on, fellas? How are you?

What's up, man? How you doing?

Just chatting. How are you, brother?

I'm all right. I like the new hairdo.

Thanks, bro.

- Um... - What's going on?

- I'm gonna--Sorry, bro. - All right.

- How you doing? - What's up?

- What's up? - You tell me.

With what?

How you doing? What's going on?

Doing all right. Been a crazy summer.

Sipping on some water.

I know you had a couple get-togethers this past week

that... didn't know about, wasn't invited to,

and I feel like you did it, obviously on purpose,

and then-- - What's that?

Not invite me. And then you said, "Well, who cares?

He's probably out getting drunk somewhere."

Listen, I'm not saying that you're not a good father.

You're a great father, but you do--

You are a terrible drunk. You are.

How can you--you have--

You don't have a leg to stand on.

What do you mean I don't have-- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- I don't have a leg to stand on? - You don't have

a leg to stand on. - I've never--I've never--

I'm not a terrible drunk. I have an anger issue,

which leads me to drinking.

We all know Jax has bigger problems than "anger."

And, uh, if anybody's hiding things, it's Jax.

- You are a terrible drunk. - You've been kicked out.

- You go on rages. - You've been kicked out

of my bar for touching girls inappropriately twice.

- Bro, I have... - Twice.

- ...dealt with those. - Not once, but twice.

- No, once. - Twice.

And I have dealt with that immediately when it happened.

- That was a year ago. - But you--you--you--

Can I talk? Or am I not gonna be able to talk

at all in this conversation?

You can talk, but I'm still talking.

- You-- - Hijack the whole conversation.

- Do what you do, Jax. - I'm not hijacking nothing.

- Yes, you do. - But you walk around.

You live in this fairy tale world that you think, like,

"I gotta make sure that everybody thinks

that we're perfect. We're protected.

We walk around that I'm not drunk--"

- We're protected? - "Like, we have to make sure

that we look perfect in front of everybody

'cause we're so scared of what's--people are gonna find."

It's okay to not be okay. It's okay to be a--

I understand it's okay to not be okay.

- You walk around. - Is it a problem--

First of all, I've called you multiple times

to come pick him up at a bar. Multiple times.

I've almost hit you with a car when you were stumbling

in the middle of the street-- - No, you haven't.

- Are you making up something? - Yes--no.

You think you're living in some fairy tale world...

- No. - Jax.

...where you're like, "This is Miss America...

- Okay, so I'm gonna jump in now. - "And I'm in--this is

a perfect world. - Dude, this is just getting--

I'm gonna jump in now. Hey, look at me.

You are living and you're telling everybody

that you're protected. - Look at me.

- Let's make that up. - I've never said that.

We've never said that. Let's make that very clear.

You're not----ing protected by anybody.

We have never said we're protected.

You're like, "Guess what? We are. We're perfect.

And everyone--we're gonna be-- try to be perfect.

- No one's ever said that. - Mirror on his face.

"We're no better than anybody else."

There's a mirror in front of his face.

I've literally called you

to pick up your husband multiple times.

He has a mirror in front of his face.

- He's talking about himself. - Multiple times.

- Dude, you're psychotic, man. - Stop, stop.

There goes the Zen party.

- He's talking about himself. - Psychotic?

Uh-oh.

I've literally called you to pick up your husband

multiple times. Multiple times. He has a mirror

in front of his face. He's talking about himself.

- Dude, you're psychotic, man. - He's talking about himself.

Psychotic?

No, no.

- Let's go. - Go for a walk. Stop it.

He's a narcissist. He's a pathological liar.

- But now he's also-- - We're not gonna be

calling names. It is what it is. - But now he also is saying,

"I'm a narcissist and I..." - He sleeps with his staff.

He said he sleeps with the staff?

I have heard from numerous sources

that Jax has slept with some of his staff, allegedly.

And Brittany even knows about it.

How did you do it for so long, Britt?

I...I don't know.

This is just who he is.

I don't think anybody that owns a business

should be sleeping with your...

employee who you write the checks for.

Don't talk to me about your freaking bar.

- Daniel. - Yeah, no, just--

- Daniel, he--listen-- - You're the worst thing

about your bar. - I know.

A little vodka on the rocks, please.

What?

- We're on camera right now. - I know.

There's a camera right here. There's a camera right here.

- I know, babe. - What are you talking about?

Don't do that.

- Relax. - No.

Apparently, you don't have a problem? Is--is--is--

- He--They don't! He doesn't! - Okay.

You don't know what goes on in their home.

There's not enough crystals in the world

to heal anything in this group right now. No.

You have not been around for a month.

What do you expect, Nia? I'm trying to keep it together.

- Okay. - I'm hanging on by a thread.

- I just--wait-- - I had zero sleep last night.

- I know. - I had three kids all day today.

- I know. - While you got your glam squad.

To this day, you have never asked me about my mother.

'Cause it's not my place to ask.

It is your place because you have a daughter,

and her grandmother is dying.

I'm confused why now I'm hearing that you and Kristen are saying

that I brought Jenna around to hurt Michelle.

I really thought tonight we would all squash it, but no.

Right now we are worse than we were

when we started the summer. Look at us.

- Agreed. - You don't know.

That's the way that I know that I don't care about you.

I'm not there to defend myself,

and now you're throwing my name in the mud.

- Michelle. - Who's saying my name?

- We are. We're doing a photo. - Why is she saying my name?

- Can we just clear up one thing? - Yes.

Do you think-- are you saying that I brought

Jenna around to hurt Michelle?

- No. - Okay.

You and Janet said at El Coyote that I was the one doing that.

- He's trying to ruin me. - I will not bring Jenna around

somewhere that you and Aaron are gonna go.

Well, you already did.

Why are you getting involved also?

Yes. Yes.

- Jenna is not the problem here. - No, at all. It--

So who do you think is the problem?

- Janet. - But I will say--

Yeah.

Okay.

You go to somebody, like...

- No, Janet. Just one second. - I have to go now.

- Janet. - Janet, just finish--Janet,

just finish this conversation. - Zack, Zack, I want--

I need you to not.

Kristen is not bringing Jenna around to do anything.

It is Janet trying to actually propel this narrative.

She is destroying people's lives.

She tried to destroy me and my reputation.

I'm sorry that I roped you in with Zack's demonic behavior.

She is trying to destroy Danny and his reputation.

Attacking someone? Sorry, no. I-I said out loud,

yes, that he sexually assaulted Jasmine and Michelle.

Janet has been the ringleader and the major pot stirrer

of this entire summer.

I'm not doing this.

I'm telling you, I'm not doing this.

- Janet. - Janet, can you not walk away?

Let's just--I'll talk. I'll help.

- You walk--You walk away. - I know, I know.

Take your wine and go. Let me handle this.

- I am a big girl. - Fine. You handle it.

How is this on me?

Kristen has invited Jenna to her housewarming party.

Zack invited Jenna to Benji's party.

Yet you're gonna blame me as if I'm the one doing all of this?

It's--It's bullsh--.

What the [bleep]?

If you--If you literally ever have her back again,

I'm literally over this.

- Who? - Janet.

- What? - I'm literally over here trying

to have a serious conversation with her,

she----ing runs away.

- I'm not gonna let her talk. - I know.

She threatened to beat me up and called me a whore.

She doesn't wanna actually hear what she's actually doing.

She's so like Jax. It's so crazy.

Are you under the same spell that you were under with Jax?

- Zack. - I'm serious right now.

She's gonna cut off your----ing skin,

and she's gonna wear it. - Stop.

Why don't we start just to apologize

for calling her a whore

and that you wanted to beat her up,

and then you can talk? 'Cause that's not nice.

If that's all I said, that's really nice, yeah.

Oh, she said if all she said is calling me a whore and

threatening to beat me up..." - Okay, hold on.

- Well, I don't know... - ...then that was really nice.

Calling me a whore

and threatening to beat me up is nice?

Listen, I said some sh--ty ass things.

- Will you look me in the eyes? - Well, because--

- Just apologize. Just apologize. - Janet, you know that.

- Just apologize. - I'm sorry that--I'm sorry

that I said those things-- - Wait. Shi--ty behavior

is just what you do? - Janet. Okay.

- That's--What are you saying? - Okay, I'm sorry.

We used to be literal best friends, and I say things.

- We were. - But I--You know me.

I say colorful, sh--ty, - ing things when I'm mad.

- Not an excuse. - So if you took that seriously,

by any means, you know that that's true.

But you're not just--you can't just--that's like what Jax does.

- You're obviously not a whore. - Jax just goes,

- "Well, I'm just--" - No, Janet,

don't compare me to Jax. - Say sorry if you're actually--

- You're not a whore. I-- - Do you feel bad

for calling me a whore, saying you're gonna beat my ass,

calling me a fan? - If it upset you, yes.

- Yes, it upset her. - Of course it upset me.

Do you wanna be called a whore, say someone's

gonna beat your ass? - It doesn't--

- Do you want that? - But we're different.

- It doesn't bother me. - Kristen, it would bother you.

- I've been told... - Okay, don't--

If I called you a whore and said I was gonna beat your ass,

it would be a whole-- it'd be insane.

- This is what it's--yeah. - I wouldn't do that.

You have hurt me.

The things that you have done have hurt me.

And what you did last summer - ed me.

The things that you have done have hurt me, and I'm done.

And what you did last summer - ed me.

- What? - Which is what I told you.

You took my words and twisted them.

Kristen decided at Michelle's to say that I said

Michelle was racist, which I have never thought in my life.

- You're ruining lives, okay? - Not only that, I--

No, M-Michelle, please.

You were thrown off the----ing show

for being an actual racist.

Then why were you licking my ass all summer

trying to be my friend?

- Licking your ass all summer? - I wasn't licking your ass

all summer trying to be your friend.

You asked me all summer, "I wanna make up.

I wanna be friends." This is how you feel though?

Because I wanted peace with you.

I thought Kristen and I were friends.

I thought that she cared about my well-being.

And I learned very quickly two summers ago

she absolutely does not.

You can't weaponize her trying to make things good with you.

Jason. Jason. Come over here. Jason.

- Jasmine, relax for a second. - No, I'm done.

You can't weaponize... You can't weaponize--

Jason, let the girls talk, Jason, let the girls talk.

- Jason, come on. Come on. - I'm not doing this.

Part of me wants to say I really regret giving her any effort.

And then the other half of me is happy that I did

because now I can walk away and feel like I gave it my all.

All right, I'm done. It was just ridiculous.

It's ridiculous, of course. Stop, Jason...

I guess guys can have common sense.

- Stop. - Okay.

It's not worth it. Let's go. I'm done.

I just wanted to clear up Hawaii.

Stop letting her win.

I-I don't really actually know what just happened.

Bye-ee!

- Bye! - You gotta stop.

- Like, this is-- - You know, I'm still like,

[bleep] you. Like [bleep] you, whore.

- I am so----ing done with them. - Okay. Bye!

Did you--Did you say bye? I missed it.

- I didn't say hi, actually. - You wanna say bye?

- Don't. Don't. - You wanna say hi?

Well, not when your eyes are this way and this way, Drunky.

- Hey, hey, hey. - Benji, you're a nice guy.

Your boyfriend's eyes are going this way and this way.

- Hey, hey, hey, Jason, stop. - Wait. We don't have

to walk away right now. - I swear to God, if you don't

walk away with me... - Let's just chill. Just chill.

- Then... don't say that. - Take a breath.

- Bitch, I will hit you. - No, no.

I'm with you.

His eyes were looking crazy, though, weren't they?

- Don't do that, please. - Why?

Because I don't want you guys to do that to each other.

- Let's just chill. - Sometimes I need support, too!

- Of course! - No, but you don't understand!

Like, sometimes, Brittany, I need your help!

- Of course! - That's all I want!

Chill the [bleep] out, everybody! Goddamn!

This is actually the most

un-Zen Zen party I've ever been to in my life.

He wants the support that you think that Janet...

- Stop! - You support her and not him.

- I support both of you guys. - But he's upset.

You don't care! You know what that bitch has done?

- Don't be pointing in my face. - No, but what

that bitch has done! - I have your back!

I'm gonna grab my wife's bag. We're getting out of here.

I know you're upset. I'm gonna let you guys connect.

- No, I said just give a second. - Yes.

I think he's just very worked up.

This summer has been hard because I constantly feel like

I'm in the middle whenever I don't need to be.

I've said this a million times.

Janet has been a good friend to me.

Until she's not a good friend to me,

I'm not going to act like she's a bad friend to me.

Nobody understands my feelings. Like, not even my best friends.

Like... I'm--I have literally nobody that cares.

Zack, I'm here.

Oh, you guys, my Zen fireworks right here.

♪ You wash me away

It's all about the journey.

I mean, does--if a single moment defines who a person is,

it's like... - Exactly, and that's what keeps

being brought up over and over and over is one single moment.

I have a ring getting made for her.

I'm gonna propose to her. We're going on a trip.

We're going to Philippines or Australia.

It's gonna happen next month, so I'm really excited.

I want her to grow, and I want her to be happy and all that.

I guess it's--I don't know.

I'm just not there yet in my mind.

When you actually fall in love again,

then it's easy to let go.

I don't see myself falling in love again.

♪ But you tell the sweetest lies ♪

Karma is on my side.

Like, my karma this summer was... this.

My karma's...

Chef's kiss.

♪ But you tell the sweetest lies ♪

Where's a napkin?!

Here. Use my shirt.

Next week on the 3-part "Valley" reunion...

Is Frank Dremon allowed in your bar?

Who?

I spoke to my attorney.

Aren't you representing yourself?

- Yeah. - So you spoke to yourself?

Did you befriend Scheana and Kristen to get on TV?

You're trying to be someone that you're not.

Makes it sound like I have "Good As Gold" posters

all over my bedroom. - I thought we were good.

Your apology to me felt like sh--.

You can tell there's a level of jealousy.

Uh, did you just call me jealous?

You told our client that you wanted to eat her out.

- What? - Get that sale.