All language subtitles for The Valley S02E14

Previously on "The Valley"...

Cheers, Hawaii!

I should have never
yelled at you.

And I'm sorry that I said that.

I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

Will you marry me?

I'm sorry.
I know this is tough.

- Hi.
- Hi. Mr. Cauchi?

- Yes.
- You've been served.

Divorce papers?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

You're gonna attack
Danny and Nia?

Attack Danny and Nia,
or I said out loud that Danny

sexually assaulted Jasmine
and Michelle or Jasmine

and Melissa at the bar?
- All right. I'm out. Bye!

I'm done. I'll throw her
off the----ing boat.

♪ I'm all right

♪ Everything is all right

♪ I'm all right

♪ It was feeling like a bop
when we walked up in the spot ♪

♪ Then, of course,
I heard the baseline drop ♪

♪ You gotta move somethin',
you gotta choose somethin' ♪

Did you see this picture
of Daddy and Aaron?

Yeah.

Daddy's silly,
and he's wearing my hat.

♪ What you waiting for,
permission? ♪

♪ We ain't asking nothin'

♪ Leave your problems
at the door ♪

♪ You can pick it back up
when you leave, though ♪

♪ You won't even need those

I'm so tired. I still
have not recovered from Hawaii.

I have more laundry.

The one good thing
about having a boyfriend--

you get to do laundry together.

I'll do my stuff,
and you do yours.

4-bedroom, 3-bath.

I definitely hope I can find

Nia and Danny
the house of their dreams.

It's too hot.

I should be good for now.

After Hawaii, I just wanna
focus on Melissa, our future.

We have to pay double
for everything.

We have to pay for two rings,
egg freezing for both of us.

That's why I want them...

There's so many things
I need to do for my baby,

so hopefully
I can show them the one

so I can make some money.

Can't you see our children
running around the tree?

What is this?
This is tiny.

I have literally dragged Daniel
to view this house.

The square footage is small,
but I think

if it's designed right,
it could be great.

It's cute, honey. Think cute.

You gonna give me some space
over here?

It's adorable.

If we're gonna have
another baby, we want space.

Okay, four under four,
as much as I like saying that...

that's not common,
and that's a lot.

- Hi!
- You need to knock?

I didn't know.
Didn't even knock.

- Welcome to your future house.
- Hello.

So beautiful.

I know you've done
a lot of work. Are you--

I've been looking,
and it looks cute online.

And then I realized
the square footage

and got a little nervous
for Daniel...

- Yeah.
- ...not being happy about it.

It's smaller than our penthouse
condo by, like, 800 feet.

Okay, yes.
But you can work with this.

- Yeah.
- Open mind.

- Open kitchen, open hearts.
- Open hearts.

- Jack and Jill rooms here.
- Oh, cute.

- So, yeah, so it's connected.
- For Asher and the twinsies.

- Yes.
- I do love it.

This is the bathroom
to the primary.

You can knock down this wall,

and it could be connected
that way.

Oh, this doesn't even
open to the, uh, the...

- No.
- Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!

- One sink, baby.
- Aah!

Jasmine, if you saw
our double sink

and how I have
this much space...

I don't even know where Nia
would put all of her stuff.

I don't know where I'd put
my stuff. That is true.

I've seen this house. There's
a show called "Tiny Homes."

Or is this one of those
you get on Amazon?

- Oh!
- Oh, my gosh.

This house is a little small.
Mm...

The pictures lied.

But it could be a good first,
you know, starter home.

- Now you see what $1 million...
- That's kind of insane.

...is gonna get you
in Sherman Oaks...

They made it look
so much bigger.

...for less than this...

- ...20 minutes north...
- It's an hour away.

...I can get
a 4,200 square foot,

5-bed, 5-bath, massive backyard,
just paradise.

I am kind of becoming
more open to Santa Clarita.

I truly don't wanna like,
live... there,

but I do want a bigger house.

- Anywho...
- Well, you'll find...

- I'll send you some things.
- How you doing, by the way?

- I'm good.
- We're all back and settled

in the heat.
- Ugh.

How's your post-Hawaii
hangover?

God, it was... oof.

Everything just went left,
like...

- So quick.
- Like, so quick.

'Cause I had
a great convo with... her,

and, like, we were, like,
in a really good place.

- Who?
- You know who.

- Well, you gotta say her name.
- Oh!

- She can't even say the name.
- The one that shall not

be named at this point.
- Oh!

Janet--don't even wanna
say her name.

Maybe Voldemort of the Valley.

She's just continuing
to show her true colors.

And I keep wanting to believe
that she's better,

but clearly that's not the case.

She doubles down on her lies
and doesn't apologize.

I ain't got time for that.

♪ Clouds breaking over my head

♪ Ground shaking under my feet

♪ Yeah, it's good to be me

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

- Hi!
- Hello!

Hi!

Look, Summer Moon's doing
her swimming.

- They'll have fun.
- Yeah.

He just likes being
in the water.

Hi.

Hello.

- Look who I found.
- Hi.

- Oh, hi! How are you?
- Hi, cutie. Good.

Are you done, honey? Okay.

I feel like I need
a vacation after that vacation.

I don't wanna talk
to anybody for a week.

- I know.
- I need my alone time.

Seriously.
It was honestly a sh--show.

- Own your----ing words, bitch.
- That's fine. You're good,

you're good, you're good.
- Oh, my God.

Don't----ing use their names.

The trip ended with her saying
she's gonna beat my ass.

So she brought Danny and Nia's
names up and said something

about how, like, Jason and I
were attacking Danny.

Yes, I have talked about
the things he's done,

but I'm not making up
false rumors about him.

That's not Kristen's problem
or responsibility.

She's not with Danny.

And just because you really like
a person doesn't make it okay.

She's going hard for them.

- I don't get it.
- Mm-hmm.

That's what Kristen does.

She latches on to, say,
the popular girl,

and she doesn't care who she
has to step on to get there.

That's what I feel.
With Nia and Daniel,

I don't really know
where to go, to be honest.

It sucks that all
this stuff happened,

but if Daniel's still drinking,
I don't necessarily, like,

wanna be super close.

Well, how are you now with them
after you said that about him?

Haven't talked to them since.

Obviously, we aren't feeling
any kind of good vibes

from the one
that shall not be named,

but her husband--
like, how are you and Jason--

Yeah, I mean,
that's what sucks the most.

I've never wanted to, like,
get off of Maui so bad.

I know,
me and Melissa were done.

- She was so done.
- Like, it was just so...

malicious and toxic.

Janet, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,

but it's making things worse

because now you're
bringing up more feelings

that I have to relive again,

and I don't think
she understands

it's a sensitive subject
for me and Melissa.

Can you all please stop
talking about me and Jasmine?

We are trying to move forward
in this situation.

I should be the person
talking about that.

With, you know, issues
that she has with people...

- Yeah.
- ...he's always like,

the innocent one, and it kind of
sucks that he's just--I mean,

it's his wife. I get it.
- Exactly.

- But it sucks.
- Have talks with her.

- Yeah.
- Be like, "Do you know

what you're doing?
I'm losing friends because

of the things
that you're saying."

Right now, I do feel like
I've lost Jason as a friend,

and that does hurt.

There's been no reaching out,
no remorse, no apology.

- She's done this to everybody.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, I think he's sweet.
- I do too, man.

I just feel bad
for who he's married to.

Voldemort.

Coming up...

- So, congratulations.
- Thank you.

I'm very happy that I didn't
ruin it. I apologize for that.

♪ Put your ego on the hit list

♪ It was nice to leave ya

♪ Wish I'd never seen ya

Are you guys crazy?
No begging. Unh-unh.

No, they're not crazy.
It's 'cause you threw them

chicken in the kitchen.
- Lay down.

You taught them to beg, babe.

I taught him to beg.

And therefore taught her to beg.

Come right here. Up, up.
Good girl.

Very good. Anywho-zies...

I mean,
great doctor's appointment.

Mm-hmm.

I had a feeling
it was gonna go that way.

So it's on me...

and my body in my old age.

Your sperm was really,
really good.

It was 13% normal,
and typically, we want it at 14.

- Oh, okay.
- Oh, okay. Okay.

- So this was...
- cool.

...reassuring.

This next month is
going to be a lot of tests,

stuff I've done
and stuff I haven't done--

There's two medications.

There's the uncomfy
fallopian tube test,

and then I'll do
another ultrasound or two.

It's this sh--, like,
I get so stressed out

about being stressed out
about all the crazy testing.

I had no idea that it would be
this difficult to conceive.

He has healthy swimmers.

A year ago,
everything looked good for me.

This should just happen.

If we were to find out
that for whatever reason,

it's not gonna happen,
would you be willing

to work with me with, like,
having a surrogate with my sperm

to have our child
if things went that way?

If that's what we want.

Or even adoption. Just--

- I'm not opposed to anything.
- I know.

I mean,
it's pretty terrifying to think,

like, what if this doesn't
work out naturally for us?

I mean, I feel lucky that
there are all of these options,

but what if these options
don't work?

It's very special.

It is very special.

I love looking at it
on your hand.

- You're my forever, honey.
- For now?

We already have our little
family with fur babies,

and we're gonna have our--you
say I'm your forever for now?

I'd make a good first
husband? Is that what you said?

Ew. I know that is really funny
when other people say it,

but it's not funny
when we say it.

No. One and only, baby.

What's up?

- I know.
- What's up?

- Jill, hold on.
- What's up?

I come with flowers.

- Enough.
- Hi. I love it. I love it.

- The Lovesac?
- This looks so fun.

- The Lovesac.
- Hi. The Lovesac.

- I got mine, too. Hi.
- I know. I heard.

- Hi.
- Lovely.

- Oh.
- We don't have any orchids yet.

You need an orchid.

- Everybody needs an orchid.
- 'Cause I've killed one.

- I love that kitchen.
- Hmm?

I've never kept an orchid
alive.

Oh, you have me now.

- So, congratulations.
- Thank you.

I'm very happy
that I didn't ruin it.

I apologize for that
first off and foremost.

Oh.

I just wanna know who told Jax.

Like, I literally
hadn't even texted my mom.

Brittany and I
were finally talking

for the five minutes
that we were allowed to talk,

and she was being nice,
and she told me,

and then two minutes later,
she's like,

"How'd you find out?" I'm like,
[bleep], if I throw her

under the bridge,
she's gonna yell at me,

and I just started talking
to her.

- Under the bus.
- So I didn't wanna blame her.

That's the truth.

Don't wanna throw her
under a bridge,

but you also don't wanna
throw her under the bus.

- Under the bus or the bridge.
- Or the bridge.

I'm sorry. That was just dumb.
That was just dumb.

But then, yeah, it's fine.
I don't even wanna--

Oh, no, no, it's just--
I've been going crazy, man.

I haven't seen my son in days.

- Thank you.
- You just have

to practice patience,
and it's hard.

I'm not a patient human,
as he knows, but, you know--

Not be able to go to bed
with your son every night,

that's tough to do.

I mean, and maybe that's
where you start is, like,

"I-I just want Cruz
to come sleep over.

Do you wanna come drop him off?"

"Here's the things I'm willing
to do to show we can get there."

I think that's something
that's reasonable,

something she could hear
instead of just going

back and forth, you know?
- You can guys

can work on together. Yeah.
- Would you be willing

to give her access to, like,
a camera in his room, you know?

- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- I think something like that

could make
her more comfortable, too.

- I would--
- Like, offering it, anyway...

- Yeah, yeah, but--
- ...might be enough to--

It's actually a great idea,
and I have--I would--I've--

That's a great idea.
I-I love that idea.

I'm trying to get on a plan here
for being a parent to Cruz.

What are we gonna do here?
What do you expect from me?

My goal is for us to be
good co-parents.

That's it. Simple.

That's my main priority.
I don't give a sh-- about me,

and I--it's not about us
anymore.

It's not about her and I.
It's about him.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's about him having

a good life
and with good parents.

Mm-hmm.

Coming up...

Whenever I had a conversation
with Danny, I was even like,

"Thank you
for taking responsibility

for what you did those nights."
- So, Janet, shut the [bleep] up.

♪ First of all,
can't step to me ♪

♪ Yeah, I'll put you in your
place, and you best believe ♪

Toy store.

Look at this one.

The sword.

My sword.

Ow.

♪ She's too tough,
'cause she makes no excuses ♪

♪ Everybody got it rough

Where's my little wolf cub?

Yeah.
Let's do it together. Ready?

One, two...

Come on, Mama Wolf Cub.

♪ Watch me make my move

♪ Lining it up, taking my shot

♪ Now I'm in my groove

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

She looks gorgeous.

What's the plan, Ms. Boss Lady?

- As soon as she's done.
- I'll go in the chair in, like,

10 minutes, she said.
- Yeah.

I am not a model, but I love
doing stuff like this.

I've done James Mae photo shoots
with her in the past.

It was just me and Jax
last time.

Now it's just me.

That was so me of me to do.

Hold, please. No, dogs.

L'chaim!

Where's Brittany?

Nice.

Wait, so are you staying
at your actual house right now?

- Yeah, I'm back.
- So does that mean Jax

is fully moved out and is not--
- Oh, yeah.

He keeps
calling me over and over.

Oh, hell, no. He's trying to get
my Ring verification code.

No, you're not getting
my Ring--Nuh-unh.

Hey, are you talking about
the Ring verification code?

Yeah, I just--I'm installing
a new Ring right now,

and they said there's a password
that got sent to your phone.

Okay,
if I let you have this code,

then you're gonna have my Ring.

No, I have my own Ring.
They're installing it right now.

No, 'cause then you're gonna
have access to my--

Jax, I'm not dumb.
I'm the one who knows who--

I'm right here, Brittany!
I'm right----ing here!

- They're doing it right now!
- Hang up. Hang up.

All right, bye.

He won't leave me alone.

I'm definitely trying
my hardest to move on,

and then he constantly is,
like, hovering over me.

He doesn't want me to be happy.

So, this is all just
a Jax Taylor-ism

to, like, get into my sh--,
and it's not happening.

- Zachary!
- Yeah, I'm coming.

You know I need help
with my hands.

Yeah, perfect, and, like, super
casual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.

- That's a good one.
- That skirt is so cool.

Okay, supermodel.

Nice. Cool.

We have it.

You're wrapped.

- Awesome! Whoo!
- Whoo!

Yay!

Absolutely amazing.

You come in. You get full glam.
You do five minutes of shooting.

You're done.

- Sorry I had to be so fast.
- You're fine. Go change.

Okay, well,
I got, like, five minutes.

- I'm so sorry to be so rushed.
- Yeah, really quick.

No, you're fine. But you got
really pretty, full glam now.

I know, right?
Remember how hot I am?

Bitch.

- Hawaii was awesome.
- So much fun.

- So awesome.
- I know the last night

was, like, terrible, obviously.

- Yeah, I wanted to throw--
- Oh, I thought it was great.

I wanted to throw Janet
off the boat.

- So--
- I'm like, she's just

such a hateful human being.

Like, I-I don't have--
I don't have space for that.

Yeah, that was over.

We both got up and were like,
"[bleep] you."

Well, I mean, whenever I had
a conversation with Danny,

I was even like, "Thank you
for taking responsibility

for what you did those nights."
- Yeah.

- Because it was kind of crazy.
- Over the top, yeah, sure.

- I know. That's what I mean--
- But he did--he did apologize.

And so, like, we should
move on from it after that.

And Jasmine and Melissa
feel the same way,

so, Janet, shut the [bleep] up.

What time is it?
I've gotta get--

- I have to leave. I'm sorry.
- Go, go, go.

I just did not want to be
in this conversation right now.

I don't wanna
hurt anybody's feelings.

I feel like I'm walking
on eggshells constantly.

- This is not between us.
- We know.

- You can go.
- Okay. All right. I love you.

Get outta here. Mwah.

♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

♪ Oh, oh

♪ Dream on

♪ Oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Yo!

- What's up? I'm a little sweaty.
- How you doing?

- Sorry. How are you?
- Good.

- You've never been here yet? No.
- That's right.

- I've not been here yet.
- Lots of stairs.

Townhouse.

Oh, yeah. You are moving in.

There's a bedroom here,
and then you go upstairs.

- The bal--You wanna see it?
- Yeah. Let's take a look.

Bathroom in there.
This is the bitch, though.

ing stairs.

- No elevator?
- No elevator.

Uh... Lot of storage.

This will be my spot.

- Great view.
- Schwartz is right next door.

Basically, like your roommate.

Don't say that. Um...

- So, how you feeling?
- It's rough.

I found out
she was dating somebody.

How was your evening
after the beach?

- Whoo-hoo! It was great.
- Tell me, what was that?

- What happened?
- I've just been hanging out

with this new guy,
and I really like him.

I don't know how she's
getting over it so fast.

I just don't know
how she's moving on

so quickly with another man.
Like, did you feel that?

Like, when--like, like, [bleep].

That's the thing is, like,
you almost have to commit

to the closure
and to be over the person

and, like, being over Brittany
the way I was over Michelle.

- I know.
- Uh...

Yeah, man. Just...

I'm, like, emotionally
all over the place.

I have severe highs
and severe lows.

My son. It's just
killing me with my kid.

Like, it'd be a lot easier
if there's no baby involved.

What's the plan with Cruz?

I'm texting her,
"Can we put a plan together?

I'm organizing my house today.

Maybe tomorrow
or something like that,

I can come by
and maybe go for a swim."

I don't have a say
in a lot of things right now.

The mother
kind of runs the show.

It's just really hard being able

to only see your kid
when she says.

I could go to the bar right now
and get sh--faced.

You know that devil on my
shoulder is real loud right now.

He's like, "[bleep] it,
let's go drink on this."

But I think I'm gonna--
I'm gonna do the opposite.

Work on my condo, go to the gym.

Tell you what, right now,
if you go out and you get drunk,

everyone's gonna be
expecting you to do that.

And it's just not gonna be
healthy for anybody,

and it's certainly
not gonna get you

any closer to seeing your son.

- I can be sad, you know?
- Yeah.

As long as that sadness doesn't
trigger you into aggression,

anger, drinking, partying.
- No, I'm not gonna do that.

Where are you right now
in your--in your divorce?

We have
an interesting situation where

Michelle spoke to a friend
of hers who's an attorney,

and he looked through
the documents,

and it looks like she may not
have filed the proper documents.

So what's that mean?

It could mean
that we start over.

- You know what I mean? And--
- What?

Yes.

Ukraine and Russia
have a better relationship

than Michelle and I.

Michelle keeps saying,
"Jesse always has to win."

So Michelle's trying to win,
and in the end,

we're both gonna lose,
and the biggest loser

is gonna be Isabella,

because it is
a goddamn battlefield right now.

One of the things that I have
been dealing with this summer,

aside from, like,
Michelle's boyfriend

and Michelle moving out,
and then, like,

financial assets frozen...

Financial assets frozen?

How is the divorce
and stuff going?

I just want him
to be reasonable.

He on the side got
a $300,000 loan under his name,

put it in his personal account.

As his wife, I'm supposed
to be responsible

for half of that, and I'm
refusing to pay right now.

I'm not the one who's

in hundreds of thousands
of dollars of debt.

It's just so frustrating
that you have

to, like, go through
all of that.

Once you've been served,

I can't make any changes
to our financial situation.

So, it's like
I'm paying all this stuff.

The real estate market is just
spiraling downward right now.

I'm at rock bottom right now.
What else could go wrong?

We're both going
through the same sh--, man.

It's an avalanche of sh--storms.

This is like right
up there with death.

I haven't felt like this
since my dad died. Ugh.

Coming up...

I can't believe
you're doing this.

Ooh!

[bleep]. My finger.

I've never heard you say
the "F" word before.

♪ Anything that you want,
you can have ♪

♪ Uh-huh

- Hello!
- Hi!

- You're here for Dr. Hovsepian?
- Yeah.

Okay, perfect. You can have
a seat in our lounge.

- Thank you.
- Awesome. Thanks, guys.

Thank you.

This is nice.

- How you doing? How you feeling?
- Um...

- Good. Mixture of feelings.
- Yeah.

I want to feel good
in clothes again.

With the right bra, it's great.

But then I'm at home, and I
don't love how I look, so...

You're a fricking smoke show.

You're sweet, honey, but I'm
nowhere near pre-baby sizes yet.

Yeah, I understand.
I do hear you.

I feel like I'm very much
at a crossroads this summer

because it's like, are we going
to have one more child?

Or if we are done and our family
is just perfect with three...

The room's ready for you guys.
You can go on in.

- All right.
- Yay, wonderful.

...then I 100% want
a Mommy Makeover.

Nia, I'm step out of the room,
give you a couple minutes.

Just get dressed into the gown,

and then we'll be right back in
with Dr. Hovsepian.

Okay. Cool. Thank you.

Being a former Miss USA,
it's always in my head.

People feel like
there's a right to judge you.

A lot of who I am kind of
revolves around

if I'm, like, fit or not.

I wanna love what I'm seeing,

and I don't love what I see
in the mirror right now.

- Come in!
- Can I come in?

- Hello! Hey.
- How are you?

- Hello.
- Nice to meet you. Raffi.

Yeah, nice to meet you.
Pleasure. Have a seat.

- Should I sit here?
- Yeah. Let's...

All right.

Consultations
can be nerve-racking.

So let's hear what areas
are bothersome.

- Mm-hmm.
- Is it like, everything?

My number one focus
would be my breasts.

They used to be beautiful
and perky and great.

And now I feel like
they're down to my belly button.

Um, and then, like, my next
concern is kind of my stomach.

So would it be okay
if we examine you?

- Let's do an exam.
- Yeah?

- May I touch?
- Mm-hmm.

So we can see the location
of the nipple is below the fold.

If we were to consider
any form of surgery,

with or without an implant,
a lift would be required.

- Mm-hmm.
- Now, there's multiple ways

of performing a lift.
One is just around the areola

to reduce the size.
- Mm-hmm.

And that's just bringing it up
about a centimeter.

- Mm-hmm.
- Unfortunately, that's

for a little bit
of a perkier breast.

Yeah, I don't have that.

Then we have
the more extreme situation...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...where you're kind of

at that cusp already.

It's just a whole nother level
of almost, like, intensity

to have the doctor
confirming my insecurities.

Like, I see them and maybe try
to tell myself, like,

"Oh, maybe it's not that bad."
And the doctor's like,

"No, this and that,
and, yep, that, too."

Any questions that arise,
we're always available.

If she can't come in,
we'll do a virtual.

- Thanks, Dr. Raffi.
- Thank you.

- Really appreciate it.
- Thank you.

- All right. Take care.
- Thank you.

So, how you feeling?

Um, he said I'm right
on the verge of extreme.

Yeah.

And that's...
kind of a lot to process,

where it's not just like,
"Oh, we can do

a little something-something."

It's like, "No, you kind of
have extreme damage."

I really thought my boobs
would bounce back.

Yeah.
- I try not even to look

at myself in the mirror
that often.

'Cause I know what they
used to be my whole life,

and then where they're at now.

Yeah, we just gotta figure out

what we wanna do
with having a fourth.

Yeah.

It's just insane what
your body goes through.

Look, I'm just so proud of you.

My number one goal
is to see you happy.

- I love you.
- I love you so much.

Should I get
clothes back on now?

I was thinking,
since you're already not...

pretty unclothed.

- We could...
- Stop it.

Stop. Who are you?

Ay-yi-yi.

♪ I stayed up all night

♪ Can't get you out of my mind
so I'm outside for the night ♪

♪ I got my head held high

- Are you nervous?
- Yes. Of course.

- Hello.
- Hey, how's it going, guys?

- How you doing?
- Hi.

So what are we
looking to do today?

Basically, I just want a tattoo
that goes under my wedding ring

that's covered by my ring
when I'm not wearing it.

- Okay.
- When it's off,

it's like a line.
- Cool.

I'm thinking I'm gonna do
the same thing.

Hands are already sweaty.

Jason and I have, you know,

talked about this ring rumor
often.

You know, I think I made
a joke to Jason, like,

"Well, you should just
get your ring tattooed on,

and then nobody will
have anything to say ever.

It just always will be there."

Ready? Don't pass out, okay?

Whew.

- Go ahead and hop on up.
- Me first?

This will be my fourth tattoo,

and I've always wanted Jason
to get a tattoo,

so if this is what has
to happen to get him in a chair,

All right.

I'm gonna
use your ring as a guide.

This is so funny.

I can't believe
you're doing this.

Let's go.

Sick, dude. Think you're ready?

- Yeah.
- All right, here we go.

Ooh. Oh, yeah.

A little...

- It's good.
- It's all right. [bleep]

My finger.
Mm-hmm.

I've never heard you say
the "F" word before.

I'm sweating badly.

I mean, my body is my temple
over here,

and I'm putting graffiti
on it.

- Done?
- I think so.

So let me just, like,
wipe it all off.

Hell, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a real man, huh?

You know, I was
already a man before tattoos.

Tattoos don't make you a man,
but it makes you, like,

maybe a bad man, you know?

Maybe a little--little more
of a rough, rough guy.

This doesn't hurt, by the way.

You didn't even, like, wince.
That's really cool.

I love it. I feel like
my rings will sit nicely.

Janet and I are getting
this tattoo

so that she can rest assured
whenever I'm out,

I'll a hundred percent
have a ring on my finger,

even if it's not
the actual gold ring.

It's, you know,
the tattooed ring.

I love yours. I love--that color
looks really good on you.

This is, like,
a fun thing to, like,

make the best of everything.
I don't know.

You are always
really good at that.

This ring rumor's
gone full circle,

and it's actually
strengthened our relationship.

Stay away, ladies.

You're so... great
that sometimes I do, like,

wonder if I deserve you
and deserve...

- What?
- ...like, our son and our life

and, like, everything we have.

What did I ever do
to, like, deserve this?

Life's been good for us.

Like, we've been
pretty blessed lately,

so I'm always ready for,
you know, oh, man,

are we gonna wake up
and, like...

- Something bad's gonna happen?
- Something bad's gonna happen

and, like, yeah, I think that's
natural to feel that way.

I've said a million times--
I'm like, something must be

wrong with Jason
that he's with me,

and I hope he doesn't ever
wake up and say, like...

I see
what everybody else sees.

I read, you know, I turned
off my comments now,

but, like, for a while, like,
the comments were flooded

with, "Why is he with her?"

Comment I see often of,
like, "Wow, he's so great,

and she's, like, a monster."

The insults Kristen's used
towards me recently have been

things that I see
in the comments.

Okay. She came
into the group how?

- Scheana.
- As a fan.

It's like, it's clear
she's reading this stuff

and then using it against me
to hurt me.

You're a----ing fan, bitch.

That's all you will ever be.

And now there will forever be
people who are like,

like, those people who are like,
"Why is he with her?"

will now be like, "Oh,
that's 'cause he cheats on her."

Jason's in no... space to be
judging anyone's relationship.

Keep your wedding ring on
all the time,

and then you can start talking.

Even as, like, silly as this is,

I want it to be, like,
us against the world.

When you see a negative comment
about yourself online,

it hurts no matter what.
- Yeah.

The kind of person
who's gonna leave

a negative comment...
- I know.

...that's not constructive
criticism, they probably have

more bad stuff going on
in their lives than you know.

- Yeah. I love you.
- Love you, too.

Thanks for getting a tattoo
of your ring on yourself,

'cause now I got you forever.

You know?

Coming up...

- You want a divorce?
- Yeah.

- You're still good on that?
- Why would I not be

still good on that?
- I just didn't know because--

You not have done anything
that I've wanted from you.

Jill. Good girl.

Hi!

Hey, puppy.

Oh, no.

Hey, girl.

Hi, Jill.

Good girl.

First I threw it.
It went in the tree,

and then I threw it,
and it went on top of those...

- Oh, my gosh.
- ...succulents on their side

of the fence.
- I was like, I'm done.

- Oops. Yeah.
- You look so pretty.

- Hi. So are you.
- Mwah. Jill, come.

- How's life?
- It's good.

I love it. Can I look
at your ring again?

- Oh, yes.
- So pretty.

- I know.
- That was so special.

So, how are you feeling
after Hawaii?

- So good.
- Yeah.

I didn't even
wanna come home.

Yeah. Were you ovulating then?

How's all that going,
by the way?

- Nothing's happening yet.
- Yeah.

Maybe all it is, is, like,
"Oh, I just need, like,

a little bit of, like, help."

It's been almost a year

since Luke and I conceived
and lost the baby.

I just wanna make sure
we're doing everything right,

and we know it works.
Like, it worked.

- So I'm just like, why?
- Yeah.

You know,
why hasn't it happened?

- Why isn't it happening again?
- Yeah.

I know the golden egg
is coming up.

But Luke and I are
gonna make amazing parents.

It's what we both want.

It's what we're living for.

It is our dream,
and it's what's in our future.

After meeting
your doctor and, like,

knowing that my OB
works with her...

- Yeah.
- ...it kind of felt

very serendipitous and, like...
- Yeah.

I don't feel as scared now,
like, moving forward

and, like, really talking about,
like, what can we do next?

Yeah, I can't wait to, like,
meet your baby one day

and have seen all these,
like, beautiful stages

of, like, who you are now,
you with Luke...

- Yeah.
- ...you guys getting engaged,

and then, like, baby!

Are you guys trying, or you're
just not not trying?

- Um...
- Like, what about the house?

That's the whole thing
in Daniel's head, which I get.

As, like, a man and, like,
a provider,

he wants us to be
in a better place physically

for having kids.

I feel like my heart
kind of yearns for one more.

- Yeah.
- So, I'm very in the middle.

But then
there's the flip side of it,

which I feel
like it's so opposite.

It's either
I want another kid or...

I want a Mommy Makeover.

I wanna get a little lipo...

- Yeah.
- ...or a little something.

I don't think
that how I feel physically

should take away from if we want
to expand our family or not.

You guys wanna have
another baby,

then the makeover comes
after that baby.

Right. Thanks for letting me
just get it off my chest.

- Yeah. You always can.
- I don't feel like I can talk

to anybody about it, really,
besides Daniel,

and it's just like--
- Is Daniel, like,

supportive of it, even though
obviously he's like,

"You don't need it.
You don't need it"?

He's over here
with his washboard ab,

like, six-pack, like,
looking like a Greek god.

- Yeah.
- And I'm like, ugh!

I try so hard.

I just, like, don't want
my boobs to hit my knees.

I love you.

I appreciate that.
Thanks for having me over.

I gotta get home
to all of my children.

- Okay, I'll walk you out.
- 17 children, as Daniel says.

♪ Don't need you by my side,
I know I'll be all right ♪

♪ Don't want you
and your light ♪

♪ On my own day

♪ I'm better off, better off

♪ On my own

Daddy's coming over.
Did you have a good nap?

- ♪ Do what I wanna do
- ♪ Uh-huh

♪ Yeah, I'm done with you

He's starting to wake up.
I just want Jax

to see him for a minute,

and then I'll have you
take him to Sky Zone.

Oh, there's Daddy!

Who's this guy? Who's this guy?!
Look at that hair!

- Who's this guy?!
- He just woke up from a nap.

Hi, stink.

The only reason
I'm agreeing to meet

with Jax today is because
we need to set boundaries

and figure out how we're
gonna co-parent with Cruz.

That's the only reason I even
want to look at him right now.

Hey, stinker butt.
What's going on?

I heard you're going
to Sky Zone, huh?

- You going to Sky Zone?
- He is.

I'm nervous anytime I see Jax
and have a conversation,

'cause I have so much anger for
everything he's put me through.

And he is so angry at me
for him having to go to rehab.

You scared me, and you hurt me.

- Okay.
- You need help.

You need help. You need help!

Even though he just
came from the facility,

that is nothing to me right now,
because I don't trust him.

I mean, how am I supposed
to trust this man

after everything he's done
to me over the past 10 years?

So what's going on?
What happened with Hawaii?

It was fun. We had a good time.

That's it? I wasn't missed?

- No.
- Nobody missed me at all?

I mean, it would have been
weirder if you were there.

Uh, Zu--You can take him.
Yeah. Thank you.

Brittany has
the upper hand right now,

so in my head, I'm just
kind of just playing nice

and kind of just going along
with whatever she wants.

Do you wanna
go sit on the couch?

- Sure.
- Where there's actual air.

I really don't even wanna
get an attorney involved.

Why can't we just
go our separate ways

but still be friends?

Looks like I didn't even--
I've never lived here.

I know. That's the point.
There's not a single photo

of you anywhere.
- Why are you doing that?

Why would I want to look
at your face every day?

Just wipe away 10 years
like... that.

Uh, no, you did.

- Okay? I don't care.
- So what--

what do you wanna know?
- Obviously, you want a divorce.

- Yeah.
- You're still good on that?

Why would I not be
still good on that?

I just didn't know, because I--

You have not done anything
that I've wanted from you.

I know. I just wanted to
make sure that was still okay.

How many Xanax did you take
before you came over here?

Never taken any.

Okay, 'cause you're just
not even acting like yourself.

It's all right. You've already
slandered me enough.

- I'm not--
- You can't slander me anymore.

I'm already on the ground
waving the white flag.

- I'm not slandering you.
- You can't beat me any more

than you already have.

I'm only saying things
that are true.

It's not slander
whenever I'm speaking facts.

Don't talk to me
unless it's about Cruz.

- Okay.
- Cruz is not going

over to your house anytime soon.

He's not.

Because I don't trust that
there are not nasty women there.

- There's none of that.
- Parties. Yeah.

It's taken me a long time,
but I am done protecting Jax.

I'm just, like, so done.

I really thought
he was gonna change.

I really thought I could be
the person to change him.

Jax, you have the coke problem.
Everybody knows it.

Own up to it.
Be real with the doctors.

- You've never done any?
- I'm not saying I never have!

- Okay.
- You are the one

who has the addiction.
- I don't have an addiction.

Give me a drug test right now.
I will pass. Will you?

I'm not doing this anymore.

I think after Jax
got out of the facility,

it took him less than five days

to go back to the bars
and start partying again.

It's just so disappointing.

Like, he did not take anything
seriously.

You've been at Jax's
every single night

since you got out of rehab.

People have already told me
that you've been telling them

to make it look like
you're drinking water,

but really you're
drinking vodka on the rocks.

I'm not doing--
But I'm allowed to drink.

I didn't go to mental health
for not drinking.

Okay, but you've been trying
to act like you're not drinking,

but I know
for a fact that you are.

I don't know why.
I didn't want him to get

in trouble or I didn't want--

You know,
if he's not saying it, like,

how am I supposed
to be the one saying it?

I tried.

And at least I know that.
I really loved that man,

and I really tried
to make him a better person.

Like, how do you continue to be
there for somebody who will not

even change for you or your son?

It disgusts me.

You're so gross.

Cruz is not going over
to your house anytime soon.

He's not. Because I don't trust

that there are not
nasty women there.

- There's none of that.
- Parties.

Yeah, it disgusts me.

- You're so gross.
- All right, I'm good.

Okay. Bye.

I just came over to get
some boundaries for Cruz,

like what you want wanted to do.
I'm just talking.

You're acting completely
different than the way

that you've been texting me.

I'm here to be a dad,
and I'm good at it,

and I enjoy it,
and it makes me happy.

He's actually medicine for me.

He actually makes me
wanna be a better person.

And I don't think she should
hold her anger over me

using that as a weapon
not to see my son.

That's just not fair.

You're a narcissist,
so you don't actually feel love.

You don't feel pain.

- You don't feel hurt like I do.
- Yeah, I do.

- So we are different people.
- I-I understand.

I'm going
through a lot more than

what you're going through right
now because I actually care.

I am going through it
because you don't see me.

You don't see what I'm
going through at home.

You don't see what I'm
dealing with at my house.

It's 10 years of my life.
It's a decade.

You could throw that away,
but I can't.

Do you think
I've thrown it away?

- Yes!
- I tried to make this work

for 10 years with you, Jax.

You could have went on your
bipolar medication years ago!

- Listen, Brittany--
- And you didn't!

- Okay.
- I begged you to go to therapy.

- I begged you...
- Well, I'm doing it now.

- ...to do all of these things.
- And I'm doing it now.

- Now is too late!
- I know that.

You've already
ruined our family.

Okay.

I didn't come over
to argue and fight.

I came over here
to set some boundaries

and asking you
what you want from me.

I told you my boundaries.
I will handle everything.

And I will send you
a bill for your half

of all the doctor bills.

Okay, but then you don't
get full custody.

No, I'm getting full custody.
That's gonna be

your child support.
- No, I'm not paying bills, no.

Is you're gonna be
paying me for half.

You make more so that
I don't go after your alimony.

- No, Jax.
- Fine. Fine.

Half of his medical bills
is all I want.

That's not asking too much.

You're not gonna get
full custody

and then ask me to pay bills.

What do you think
child support is?!

First of all,
you make more than I do!

It's a 50/50 state! My God!

So you're gonna go
after alimony from me,

and I'm gonna have to pay
for all of Cruz's bills.

God, why are you trying to
destroy the father of your son?

- I'm not!
- You are! Why?!

- Why are you doing this?
- It's not on me

to take up for you anymore.

Those days are gone and over.

Every time I come over here,
you act so mean to me.

You discard me.

I cannot let Cruz
be anything like you.

And you should feel
the same way.

This arguing and this yelling
has to stop. We can't do this.

That's why I wanted
Cruz out of the house,

because I knew
this would happen.

I am so disgusted
and so mad with you.

What do I have to do?

You don't deserve
my friendship.

You don't deserve it at all.

Every time we fight,

we get two steps forward
and then 20 steps back.

I love my kid
more than anything,

and I'm fighting for him,
but I just don't know how much

more of this arguing
and this bickering

and just going after each other
I can take.

I don't just throw away
10 years like you do.

- I just can't do that.
- Stop saying that. It hurts me

that you would even say that
I'm the one that threw it away,

'cause I'm not.
- I'm not saying

you threw it away.
What I'm trying to say is

that you can get over it
like that.

I'm not over anything, obviously.

♪ Is this all that we've got?

♪ Two skeletons showing
the world what we're not ♪

Nobody wants Jax
to get better more than me.

I want to say I have hope
for him, but he's let me down

again and again and again
and again for years.

I don't have any faith
or trust in him anymore.

Like, that's gone.

I'm a piece of sh-- human being.
I-I get it.

Now I can just barely
even look at you.

- Why?
- 'Cause I just can't.

♪ Blood in the water

♪ Blood in the cut

Next time on the season finale
of "The Valley"...

Whatever power
I have left, I give it to you

to do whatever you want with it
'cause I'm just so tired.

- "Infertility" was the word...
- Mm-hmm.

...over and over.

We just got pregnant, like,
less than a year ago.

Yeah.

Thank you, everyone,
for coming to my...

Zen party.

If Jesse and I can get along,

then I think everyone
can get along.

Yeah!

You think you're living
in some fairytale world...

- No!
- Jax.

...where you're like,
this is Miss America.

- Wrong--wrong pageant.
- You have hurt me,

and I'm done.

What you did last summer
- ed me.

Brittany, I need your help!

- Of course!
- That's all I want!