All language subtitles for The Valley S02E11

Previously on "The Valley"...

What do you think of that, though?

- I think it's gorgeous.
- That's the ring.

So, what does the proposal
look like?

We're going to Maui. It has
to be a full-blown fishing trip.

She turns around,
I'll be on one knee.

I dated Aaron.

- Who's Aaron?
- Michelle's boyfriend.

- "Who's Aaron?"
- Oh, that guy?

I am 99% sure
that she cheated on me.

The pantry drinking--
your husband's doing this stuff.

If you're gonna just
sweep it under the rug--

You are wild. I'm not sweeping
anything under the rug.

- Mr. Cauchi?
- Yes.

- You've been served.
- Divorce papers?

- Yeah.
- Oh, sh--, dude.

♪ I'm all right

♪ Everything is all right

♪ I'm all right

♪ Oh, I'm-a come
right after you ♪

♪ But then you proved
you put me on ♪

♪ All those restless nights
with you, facing you ♪

Nice having a fancy lunch
with you, honey.

- So fancy.
- So fancy. Yum, yum, yum.

I don't wanna admit it,
but this house has

changed my perspective
a little bit--

not a lot--
a little bit of this place.

No. I think in the next year,
we'll be in a good spot.

And then the kids come,

and obviously we start figuring
out where we're going next.

- More precisely.
- And then the kids come.

I never envisioned myself
raising a family in L.A.,

but L.A. has been my home
for almost 20 years,

so it's always gonna kind of
feel like home to me.

I just hope whenever
we get pregnant again

that I don't want cheesecake.
- Why?

Do you not remember
how much cheesecake I ate

in, like, a month?
- No, I don't remember.

You don't?!

So, I just want Luke
to be happy with where we are

instead of always just
wanting to get out.

I checked today. It went up.

Started a fertile window like
it's supposed to be, right?

Listen to you, Doc.

I want you to figure out how

I can keep your stress
levels down.

I don't want you to feel like

it's always all
on your shoulders.

I feel like if there's
anything else I can do,

I want to be doing it.

I think you're doing
everything that you can.

Kristen and I both
want a family so bad.

She and I are not alike
in a lot of ways,

but we're still alike
in the ways that matter--

caring for each other,
loving each other.

I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not leaving.

I'm here for the long haul.
I'm here forever.

We're doing
the right thing by trying.

Something better happen is all
I'm saying. Come on, baby girl.

♪ Oh, everything shine, baby,
always strivin', uh-uh ♪

- ♪ West life, get it West
- ♪ West

♪ Where, where, where it's at,
where everything glitters ♪

♪ Always gold,
everything is silver ♪

- After you, mi amor.
- Thank you, thank you. Hi!

- A table for four.
- Table for four, please.

Yeah.

- Thank you very much.
- Oh, my gosh.

I can't sit out here.

Where would you like to sit,
my love?

I'm gonna sit here, but I,

um, I just have fresh spray tan
on my body.

- It's gonna melt off of me.
- Fresh spray tan on your body?

- Right over here.
- Thank you.

- Hey, guys.
- Hi! Hi.

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

Don't hug me too tight.
I have a spray tan on me.

Good to see you.

So glad you guys could
grace us with your presence.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. How's it been?

How's the moving-in process
been?

- I know, I know.
- It's been interesting.

Things with Benji
have been really great.

Until he moved in,
I had barely ever

used my kitchen
besides the fridge.

I've almost burned down
our apartment twice

just cooking noodles.

So, it's really nice
to have someone to be able

to cook for me because
I can't cook for myself.

I'm Brendan.
I'll be your server today.

Do you all know what
you wanted to eat today?

- Yes.
- All right, I'll start with you.

I am going to have
the Caesar salad.

Pan-roasted salmon.

I'm gonna try
the butternut squash.

And I'm gonna do
the salmon piccata.

I'll get that going for y'all.

I'm really trying
to get ready for Hawaii.

Oh, see, I just gave up.
I was like, maybe next summer.

This is getting ready
for Hawaii.

Yeah, this...

Every time I'm with Luke,
he's like,

"Oh, my caloric intake needs to
be high. I need to eat more."

- And I'm like...
- I'm not going that hardcore.

Speaking of Luke and Kristen,
we know you know.

I'm so happy that Luke
is trusting us

with one of the biggest moments
of him and Kristen's life.

I need this to be
your guys' trip.

We'll do the invites.
It'll be "our trip,"

even though
it's secretly your trip.

I am very good
at keeping secrets.

If it's someone else's business,
I'm not gonna tell it.

- How do you know?
- Right.

There's just like certain ways
he was acting around her

and, like,
just being even more loving.

I was like,
I think something's happening.

- Yeah.
- Ding, ding, ding.

Kristen has the nickname
of "Detective Doute."

Well, that has rubbed off.

And, uh, a good detective
never reveals their sources.

Luke wants everyone
to be invited,

but since this is our trip,
I feel like it wouldn't feel

very natural for us
to invite Janet and Jason

because I...I wouldn't.

- Maybe you can do that.
- Yeah.

- Extend that invite.
- I will.

And we can kind of extend
the rest of the invites.

I think it's pretty ironic
that last year

Janet had a trip that Kristen
and I weren't invited to.

We are going to Big Bear.

Unfortunately, they're--they
don't wanna invite you guys.

- Don't cry.
- Yeah, don't.

- I'm trying to stop.
- I know, I know.

And now this year,
I'm inviting Janet

to a trip
that's all about Kristen.

Alanis Morrisette, I think
we got some new lyrics for ya.

- All right, so I'm gonna...
- So, I'm gonna...

You'll text the guys.
I'll text everybody else.

Do not use
the word "engagement."

- No.
- Exactly.

- All right, you just text me.
- Oh, I texted you?

Three under three, baby.

All right,
I texted all the girls.

Who else? I'm not gonna text
Jason right now.

- No, you're not texting Jason.
- No, I...

- You'll text him?
- Yeah, that'll...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Should
we go ahead and invite Kristen?

- We're doing it right now?
- Yeah.

Might as well.

Oh, I'm interrupting our lunch.

- Hi!
- Hey.

- Oh, hi. You look so pretty.
- Hey!

Are you getting Botox
without me?

- We're at home.
- Oh, okay.

So, since we're all together.
I know we were talking about

taking, like,
an end of the summer trip,

and we wanted to do Hawaii!

- Whoop, whoop, whoop!
- Whoo!

- We're going to Maui, baby.
- Yeah. Whoo!

Pack right now?

Bye, guys.

- Team Engagement.
- That's right.

- Team Engagement.
- And Benji by proxy. Yay.

Team Engagement!

Love you.

♪ Don't break my flow

♪ I've been building it
way too long ♪

♪ Dressed down, en vogue

♪ I've been making
my bread and dough ♪

♪ Please, oh, baby

- Hey!
- What's up, brother?

- You ready to party or what?
- Yeah, let's do it.

♪ I've been building it
way too long ♪

- Hello.
- How are you?

Terrible.

- How you doing?
- Good to see you, man.

I always do the freaking
top knob. What's up, man?

I know you and Kristen
can't figure it out.

Oh, great. Great company.

Before I went to see Jax

and picked him up at rehab,
Scott said to me,

"I'm part of a men's group,
and only men can

really understand what
other men are going through."

All right, let's head outside.

Anybody want
any rose water spray,

any psilocybin, anything? No?

We're all going
through personal struggles,

so getting a bunch of guys
together to kind of hash it out

for their own mental health
I think is important right now.

You brought out the fine china.

All right, man, let's circle up.

Thank you for being here.

It matters for us
to come together.

Despite
all of our differences,

we are brothers. And let's sit.

- Thanks for having us, Scott.
- Yeah.

- Thank you for having us today.
- Jesse.

I'm really glad
this is happening

'cause we're all
going on a trip to Maui.

There's been a lot
of back and forth and conflict

that's been happening
the last few weeks.

- You need help.
- You need help!

I have to go to therapy
because of

all the stuff you've done to me!
- You're a disaster.

And you're a hooker,
so it's fine.

You are implying
that I have a drinking problem.

That's just not cool, man.

And so I think this is
a great start

to actually having, like,
a fun trip

and being able
to do that together.

I'm not going.

I don't really see myself
going on a trip.

It's just not good
for me right now.

- Okay, great.
- So...

I want Brittany
to not be stressed out.

I want her to have a good time,

and I wanna hang out
with my kid, man.

That makes
a hundred percent sense.

Going through just a really
tough time in life right now.

Divorce, separation.

Everything's gone right now.

So, it's tough.

A lot of times we carry
resentment,

and the resentments stack
on each other.

This is called a list.

And the way a list is
cleared is stand up.

You put your hand on
a man's chest and you say,

"Hey, you did this,
and it made me feel this.

We're doing it for this man
to be able to let it go."

This man does not respond.

So, I'm going to invite a man
to call on another man

and clear a list.

So, who wants to start?

- Why are you looking at me?
- You're looking at me.

I'm just listening. I'm just
taking it all in right now.

Who wants to start?

I mean, I invited you here.
I can start.

Um, I feel like I have been
kind of clearing

some lists with everybody,
but I'll start with Luke.

- Put my hand on his chest?
- Put your hand on his chest.

Ask permission. Just kidding.

Goddamnit. You had to
start there, didn't you?

Um, with your blind loyalty
towards your girlfriend,

it made me feel... hurt.

Your problem's with your wife!
Talk to your wife!

Shut the [bleep] up!
"Talk to your wife"?

What did you just say to me?!
What did you just say to me?!

Hey! What the...

It made me feel angry,

and it made me want
to be aggressive,

and I am willing to let it go.

So, who's next?

Jax?

Just basically, just sit here

and clear your list
with everybody?

Like, I could hold the place,

but, yeah, you're gonna want
somebody in front of you.

- Okay.
- You want me to stand up?

Sure. Yeah.

- Um...
- I got you.

- Um...
- Put your hand on my chest.

I'm, uh...

Look me in the eyes.

I'm having
a really rough time...

with my life right now,
and it's just...

I'm sorry. Hold on.

I'm having
a really rough time...

with my life right now,
and it's just...

I'm sorry. Hold on.

Um...

And I'm
a very angry human being.

And I've been like that
my whole life,

and I take it out
on everybody else, my anger,

and, um, especially my wife,
who's not here.

And I don't wanna
do that anymore.

People watch you.

People love to see a redemption.

The little boy that's in there
that's been screaming

to come out and be vulnerable
and cry and not run from sh--,

you're modeling for people
how to do that.

So, it's an opportunity.

So, I'm----ing proud of you
for showing up to it.

So, keep showing up to it, dude,
and I'm here for you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

- Okay, who's next?
- Jason.

Um...

I love you, dude.

And, uh, I definitely didn't
show that last week.

I said things to your wife
I shouldn't have said.

Look at Janet
just going in right now.

My husband's not the one
out here grabbing asses.

And I feel really bad
for, uh, saying those things.

Appreciate that a lot.

Danny is a genuine guy, so I
a hundred percent believe him.

But somebody
can apologize all day,

but unless they make actual
changes, what's the point?

Like, we're just--
we're just wasting time here.

I don't know if I'm at a place
to fully let everything go,

to be honest.
I just wanna work on it more.

- So...
- Thank you, man.

This isn't exactly
what I wanted to hear,

but I know
it's in the right direction.

I can only just change myself
and build and grow.

For me, my biggest thing
coming in here was

me and my wife's relationship
with Danny and Nia.

Right. The conversation
has been about drinking.

The drinking's not the problem.
It's the hiding

the drinking that was the--
was the problem.

So, by hiding drinking,
I'm assuming you're going

to the bar,
getting a bunch of drinks,

and then leaving back with one
and being like,

"Ha ha ha,
I just had one drink"?

- Yeah.
- In moments.

Uh... that has... happened.

And the spirit of it is

so that people don't know
you had three drinks, right?

Mm-hmm.

Admitting what Danny
is admitting

is a huge step forward,

because I think he's not
only admitting it to us--

he's admitting it
to himself as well.

When you're hiding drinking,

there's an implied dishonesty.

I know there's areas
that I need to work on,

but anytime people

are coming after my character,

it doesn't sit well with me.

Like, we're sneaky. We are.
We're squirrely. All right.

Is there any man here that would
not admit to being squirrely?

I guess I need a definition
of squirrely, maybe.

- Like...
- I mean, you're married.

You have to be
a little squirrely.

You're on this journey together,
and so while you might be alone,

you are in partnership
with each other.

But we gotta be better.

Right.

I have not been here in so long.

- Ladies.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm so excited
for Mexican food.

- Yeah.
- Hey, girls!

- Hi!
- Hi.

- We're back.
- Hello!

- Hi, hi, hi!
- You look gorge.

- Hi.
- You look good.

- So pretty.
- I feel so far away.

- I know.
- I'm like, hello!

I know. This table's
very awkward. Like...

I'm a little bit nervous
to see Nia.

Things are still
not great there,

but, you know, girls night.

What's the worst
that could happen?

Um...

Janet and I at this point
are definitely not good.

I'm sorry to bother you.
Are you ready to order?

Yes.

She just focuses on

everyone else's marriage
or relationships.

- Taco salad with no chicken.
- Señorita, for you?

Um, chicken fajitas, please.

And I never hear
about her marriage

or, like, how she's doing.

It's interesting.

Thank you.

Um, we have a Hawaii trip
coming up, which is so exciting.

- Aaron's coming.
- He's coming?! Yay?

- I know.
- Yay. That's so exciting.

Yeah.

I'm excited because I feel like

Jesse's not gonna be
playing games if Aaron's around.

So, it's just like
a win-win situation.

Well, Zack kept telling me
there's, like,

surprise things
that he can't tell me about.

I'm like, well, what is it?

- For what?
- Well, maybe--

- He said there's some stuff.
- Maybe Zack and I have been

planning some, like,
extra fun things.

There's something extra, and I
was, like, well, is it after--

- That we don't know about?
- Shh! Secret.

- He didn't tell me.
- Secret, okay?

Jasmine...

Kristen is kind of being like,
"What? What's happening?"

We need to stop
this conversation.

It's--It's not a big deal,

but it's something
that we're planning.

- Hot plate. Be careful.
- Hot plate. Hot plate.

Hot, hot, hot.
Very, very, very hot.

Thank you.
So, before we move forward,

'cause I wanna move on
with my life,

it's been brought
to my attention

that a lot of people keep
talking about my boyfriend

and people he has slept with
in the past.

Obviously you and I have
gone through a lot, Kristen.

But he slept with Jenna
back in 2020.

That's nothing
to do with me, though.

What does that have
to do with me?

What the hell are you
even talking about?

What does Jenna and Aaron
have anything to do with me?

How did Jesse know
that once upon a time,

Jenna and Aaron hooked up?

Who cares?!

Hello? Uh, is this thing on?
Guys, right here.

Not Kristen.
Never was Kristen. Me.

No offense to anyone
at the table.

Just let her finish her thought.

I don't give a [bleep]
about anyone's relationships,

and I want everyone
to be happy and healthy.

You went behind her back
and said that she was a cheater.

'Cause she had
a----ing boyfriend for a year!

Aw. There. We all said it.

Why are you getting involved, also?

Yes. Yes.

Okay?

My ex-husband hates me.
Hates me.

No, Michelle, I understand
that you're going through sh--.

- Therefore, I will not--
- He's trying to ruin me.

I will not bring Jenna around

somewhere that you and Aaron
are gonna be.

- You already did.
- Which I...didn't.

It did not cross my mind,
even at my housewarming party.

Even though
you guys could not come,

it did not cross my mind.

I'm so frustrated with Kristen
being like, "Jenna? What?

I didn't--who--who knew?"
It's like, shut the [bleep] up.

You know what you're doing.

No! She's doing the dirty work.
She's doing the dirty work.

So does Jesse.
He's the one that's so toxic.

I mean, if you don't see that,
come on.

I'm getting upset
because I am watching Kristen

often sniper from the side.

She's ride or die for Nia
and will do almost anything,

including taking down
my marriage

and taking down
Michelle's relationship.

This is a conversation that
Michelle and I could have had

without you being involved
in making it so much bigger--

Yeah, 'cause we
would hold you accountable!

Janet, come on.

- God.
- A word you can't stand!

I just want the old Janet back
'cause I want that fun Janet

who, like,
you just wanna be around.

Like, I love her,
but Janet right now--

she's just doing too much.

I'm being disrespected
as [bleep] right now,

and I'm not having it. I'm out.

See y'all!
Get your to-go box! Bye!

Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

- What?
- It's just so intense.

I know. That's why--

That's why I need to leave.
I can't take this.

No, I'm----ing done. I'm done
being--I'm done with this.

I'm out. See you guys tomorrow.

She pulled this off?

It's too intense for me.

Nia, why is it intense?

Why is it intense?
Is that a real question?

- [bleep] you. [bleep] you.
- Janet...

- What happened?
- [bleep] you. [bleep] you.

What'd you say?

I don't even recognize
who Janet is.

She's not the friend
that I used to know.

Every time it's intense for her,
it's tears. I'm done with that.

If she keeps pushing me
and attacking me,

I don't know if we're
gonna be able to continue

having a friendship at all.

You're not gonna say
my husband's taking his ring off

while your husband's
- ing ass grabbing.

Well, this night went to sh--,
and now I'm just terrified

that this Hawaii trip is
going to be a disaster.

You know who wants
to----ing cry?

I wanna----ing cry.

Ooh.

♪ I've been building it
way too long ♪

♪ Dressed down, en vogue

♪ I've been making
my bread and dough ♪

Oh, we're here.

It literally feels
like actual field day.

Yeah.
Thank you guys for helping us.

I wore my eighth grade backpack
for you all.

I love it. Yes.

What's up, guys?

- Thank you for bringing water.
- Nice outfit.

Girl, we are not playing tennis.

- I'm a cheerleader.
- Kristen!

- What's up, guys? Hi.
- What up, what up?

Hi. The refs are here.

I'm literally annoyed because

ever since Jenna found out
that I'm with Aaron,

she just wants to be
around all my friends.

We got the flag.

Damn. No foul play.

Oh, my God. This is so cute.

I definitely did ask Jenna
to be the ref before El Coyote,

so hopefully everything
will be smooth.

Hi. Mwah. Was is that look for?

Not you.

Thank you for coming
to our elementary field day.

We felt like this group
needed to do some fun things

and get out all of
our aggression in a healthy way.

Thank you for eyeing me
when you said that.

Jesse. Before I--you don't
even need to say--like, Jesse.

But also Jax. He looks like
he's about to burst.

Or maybe it's just
he's, like, super sweaty

and, like, just got out
of a tanning bed, but, like,

he looks like
an angry chicken right now.

We're gonna split
you guys into teams.

Jasmine is captain of Team Red.

Brittany,
but she's not here yet.

Brock, Benji, Zack, Nia,

and Danny, who's not here,
and Michelle.

The girls on my team
are Janet and Kristen,

Jax, Jesse, Jason, and Luke.

- Thank you.
- Let's go, baby.

I literally hate field day.

I, instead of playing sports
growing up, did magic lessons.

Let's go!

- Yes!
- I'm gonna barf.

And not only do I hate
everything

about this entire field day
and physical exercise,

I don't wanna be on a team
with Kristen and Luke.

This is literally
my nightmare come true.

Hello!

Hey, girl! Brittany's here!

Oh, here's Brittany.

Jax texted me and was like,
"I didn't expect it,

but I understand why
you did it."

I think my plan is just
to act like he doesn't exist.

Attention!

The first game we're playing
is gonna be a relay race,

but it's the one where
you spin your head

on a bat a couple times,

and then you have to balance
an egg on a spoon.

The second game is
a crowd favorite.

- It's gonna be tug of war.
- We got that.

- We got that.
- We got that, baby. We got that.

All right, everybody!
Three spins around the bat.

You're gonna put the egg
on the spoon

and carry it down
to the white line.

Players, ready, set!

Go, Danny!

- Two, three.
- Two.

Whoo! Go, Danny!

- This thing's gonna be hard.
- Now sprint.

- Next!
- Who's up next?

- One. Two.
- One. Two.

Keep the bat on the ground,
Kristen!

One... two...

Don't look at the egg.

Go, Zack! Go, go, go!

- Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!

- All right, Brock won!
- Okay, who's our last person?

Red team--winners!

Let's go, baby!

All right, everybody,
three people on each team.

- Come on, red!
- Three...

- Red! Red, red, red!
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

I think I used
to be competitive.

Now I'm just competing to get
out of bed in the morning

without having
to crack something.

I'm just a----ing mess.

- Okay, hold on! Honey, Hold on.
- You got it! Go!

Red team--winners!

One, two, three! Red team!

- I slightly lost my footing.
- And when I said no,

you had the thing wrapped
around your----ing arm.

I didn't hear you.

- Oh.
- Oh, you're gonna sit down?

I'm for sure sitting down.

I feel energized now.

When the whole group gets
together, it's fireworks,

it feels like every time.
- Yeah.

You still feel, like,
a hundred percent

like you wanna be divorced?

No, I definitely still feel,
like, good with what I've done.

Do I not feel, like,
even more sad...

- Yeah.
- ...because I have

to see him now? Of course.
- Yeah.

It's weird when somebody goes
from being, like, your family

and somebody
you see every single day

to feeling more like a stranger.
- Yeah.

It will get easier and better, though.

And I really don't think
I know who he is right now.

I was, like, I'm angry at you.
- Hey, by the way, thank you

for being nice to me at Jesse's
house the other night.

- I didn't see that coming.
- Yeah.

You shocked me with that.

No, I just said I was, like,
I was really----ing mad at you.

Just got out of rehab.
I'm, like,

hit with divorce papers,
like, Jesus.

It's a lot. It's a lot.

The timing was just
really, really bad.

Just try to mind your P's
and Q's until after Hawaii,

and that's gonna speak volumes.
- All right.

How's it going?

- Just 'cause you're competitive?
- We came in late,

and we were ready
to rock and roll.

Janet and I--we have not spoken.
We're not good,

and I just don't wanna
be anywhere near her,

to be completely honest.

Have you talked to Nia
at all today?

- I was fired up.
- Yeah.

I haven't been, like,
mad like that in so long.

And honestly, it's built up
because it's, like, Kristen

blurted out
this ring rumor about Jason

because she was trying
to, like, defend Danny and Nia.

So I, like, blame them
almost as a whole

for, like,
throwing out suspicions

that my husband's cheating on me
when I know he's not.

I guess when I saw her,
like, start crying,

I just think it's,
like, bullsh--.

Michelle's the one
who's, like, being...

- Upset right now.
- ...drugged through everything

right now,
and I'm still annoyed by it.

Are you guys gonna talk
before we go to Hawaii?

I don't know.

Coming up...

You're obviously
going out and drinking.

You have not changed
one ounce since

since you were in rehab.

Well, that's that.

♪ But then you proved
you put me on ♪

♪ All those restless nights
with you ♪

♪ Facing you, it's got me torn

- Hey, Kyle. How are you?
- Hello, hello. Hi.

Let's go. All right. Big day.

- Here is Bronx.
- Hi.

I know you're very familiar
with him.

Yes.

As far as Kristen knows,
I'm going to Kyle's

to drop off a gecko.
We're going to Hawaii.

- Kyle watches my gecko.
- Whoa. He's huge!

So... you ready
to see the ring?

But in reality,
I'm picking up the ring.

You know, kind of got to
make this quick.

Kristen's tracking my location,
so...

- Yeah.
- When are you leaving again?

We leave Tuesday.

Tomorrow we're going
to see my grandma.

She's... not doing well.

Trying to block that out
of my mind at the moment

so I can focus on this.

My grandma has cancer,

and I feel pretty emotionally
unstable at the moment.

Been planning this for a while
with proposing to Kristen.

I really don't wanna blow it.

The surprise is
so important to me.

I don't fully know how--
how it'll all affect me.

All right, I'm gonna have
to get going.

- Well, good luck.
- Love you, Kyle.

Love you, too.
I'll see you when you come back.

Oh.

About a week. Hopefully,
I'm not bringing the ring back

'cause she said no.

It's a full carat.
She'll say yes.

♪ That's just the way
I like it, boy ♪

♪ Run to me

♪ Romancing, oh, so typical

So are you
excited for this trip?

Yes and no.

It feels weird going on a trip

with people that I'm, like,
half of them, we're not--

or I'm not talking to.

I know I owe Nia an apology
because I went hard on her.

Like, she was tearing up,
and I went hard on her.

But it's also hard
to apologize to her right now

because I'm still upset
about being gaslit by her.

- Ooh.
- He pooped?

- He pooped.
- Did you poop?

Did you poop?

Going to Hawaii, it's like,
it's a beautiful place.

We're gonna have--
I'm gonna be with you.

- Yeah.
- We won't have any kids.

I'm gonna have a great time.
I'm not giving her my piece.

- Right.
- She can say whatever she

wants to say, and prayerfully,
it won't trigger me.

- Rule your atmosphere.
- Yeah.

Rule your atmosphere.

I think because Kristen is
super not happy with Janet,

are they gonna wear
the shirts we got with, like,

Luke and Kristen's face saying,
like, "Just engaged"? And...

I feel like there's gonna be

one more volcano erupting

on the Hawaiian island
this weekend,

and I don't know if it's gonna
be Luke, Kristen, or Janet.

Babe, do you want me to
bring you something to drink?

I think I need a beer.

Kristen and I just got back
from seeing my grandma,

which is tough, but I just need
to be present for Kristen

and for this proposal...

...and really make it
the happiest day

of our life so far.

What do I wear for fishing?
Water shoes?

I talked to Nia a little bit,
and she's like,

"Us girls are just gonna
look cute and take pictures."

- Perfect. So cute outfit for me.
- You're so cute. Yeah.

- You do you.
- Yeah, yeah. So...

So, this stuff's all going.

I think the guys are all on
the same page going into this.

But you told me things
went awry,

and Janet was screaming at you
the other night.

Yeah. No, bitch is done.

Eee!

Well, I know Nia is done
with her as well.

And I'm more upset
about what she said to Nia

than anything, so...
- Right.

I don't plan on speaking
to Janet at all in Hawaii.

As far as I'm concerned,
our friendship is over,

and she doesn't really
exist to me.

I don't know why she wants
to come on the trip.

I guess because she has Brittany
as a friend, and Michelle.

Yeah.

♪ It's too easy,
it's too easy ♪

Hello. How are you doing?

Uh, good.
I'm waiting for somebody,

but I'm gonna get
some drinks at least.

- Yeah. Yeah, no worries.
- Can I get a cup of coffee?

- Yeah.
- And can I get a Diet Coke?

- Perfect.
- I'll be right back for ya.

Brittany cannot be on time
to save her life, man.

I have so many things I wanna
talk about with Brittany today.

I'm sticking the tail
between my legs because

I don't really have a leg
to stand on here.

I think she knows that
we have to talk at some point.

We have a child together.

- Hello?
- Hey. Where are you?

And I haven't even
seen Cruz yet.

You're not?

Why not?

I wasn't drunk at all.
I went home early.

I wasn't.

I have been trying
to keep my space from Jax

since he's been
out of the facility.

And the only reason I agreed
to go meet with him today

is because we do have
a child together.

We are gonna have to co-parent.

We are gonna have to move
forward in some capacity.

He was just supposed to work
on himself for 30 days,

and as soon as he gets out,
he goes to the bar.

I'm not putting up
with that crap anymore.

I think you're a terrible,
vile human being,

and you really put me
in a terrible situation.

We are getting divorced, okay?
We are no longer together,

so what I do on my own time
is my business.

Well, that's that.

You need some to-gos?

- Uh, yeah. Thank you so much.
- No worries. Of course.

- Sorry about that.
- Yeah, no worries.

♪ I got a brand-new heart

That was a nightmare, too.

[bleep], it was so embarrassing.

Like, why did she do that?

She just didn't show.

♪ I could've charged you rent,
you never paid it down ♪

Coming up...

Thank you guys for still
including us on the trip

and not disinviting us.
- We would never do that.

You know I would have.

Wait, you got your flowers,
Jason?

I got lei'd already.

- Maui.
- Whoo!

- Hey, there's the ocean.
- Happy place.

- We love the water. So peaceful.
- Mm-hmm.

Isn't pineapple, like,
a real popular, safe word?

If you put a pineapple
on your door at a hotel

or at, like, cruises...
- Really?

...it means you are ready
to swing.

If I saw a pineapple, like, just
sitting at a door, I'd be like--

No, not--like,
a picture of a pineapple,

not like an actual...

Oh, my God.
We're finally here, guys.

- Let's do it.
- OMG. OMG.

Oh, my God.
I have to pee so bad.

- Look at the beautiful water.
- Maui. Let's do it, guys.

- Welcome to Hyatt Regency Maui.
- Thank you.

Aloha.

Ooh, the presidential suite.

So, now that day
went from great to amazing.

Are we
in the presidential suite?

No.

- Oh.
- Aha.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, hey.

So, we literally got upgraded
to the presidential suites.

- Oh!
- So I was thinking, like,

should I give it
to Kristen or Luke now?

But they'd be, like,
too suspicious.

- Too, yeah--
- Like, why?

Jesse, wanna trade rooms?
Just kidding.

Why wouldn't Zack just
immediately give us

the presidential suite?
- Thank you.

He knows what's going on.
He's one of three people

that are in on this.
- Operation Get Engaged.

- Here we go. Shh.
- Let's go.

- Welcome, everybody. Aloha.
- Aloha.

- Aloha.
- We're all checked in.

- Whatever.
- So, time to go to our rooms,

drop off our bags,
and then we actually have

cabanas reserved by the pool.

So, let's go.

Where are we going? This way.
Yay, Hawaii.

Oh, baby. Ocean view.

- Oh, this is amazing.
- Whoo!

Danny, you shouldn't have.

- I love it.
- This is incredible.

We are connected.

Perfect.

Oh, my God. This is gorgeous!

Presidential suite. Boom.

Little did I know, I have to
share it with Benji and Zack.

- Are you turned on?
- Benji, are you?

You know what?
You both can suck it.

Do you want some champagne,
my love?

Yeah. I feel like I can just,
like, breathe now.

- Relax?
- Yeah, after seeing Jesse

and just, like,
being in the same room.

Did you say hi?

Uh... we didn't even
acknowledge each other, so...

I think that's good.

You know, he's gonna be
in our lives,

and one day,
we could do a family trip or...

That's a long ways away,
but we'll see.

It's positive thinking.

Yeah.

- Hopefully, this will be fun.
- It'll be fun if we make it fun.

Me and Danny--that's my only
thing that's making me awkward,

the soreness
in that relationship.

But after that's squashed,
then I'll be ready

to have a lot of fun.
- It's also up to--

Yeah. It's up to all four of us.

♪ I'm gon' try to talk, yeah

Yay! Let's go to the cabanas!

- Let's go!
- Oh, right by the pool.

- Aloha.
- ♪ They can't stop

♪ No time to talk

- It's Brittany!
- Party's here!

- Party's here!
- Dang.

Oh, my goodness!

Tequila! Let's go!

- Hello.
- How it goes?

- What's up, man? How you doing?
- Cheers, dude.

Cheers, man. Thanks for setting
this whole thing up.

Yeah, yeah. I know, obviously,
you know, we've been trying

to squash a lot of stuff.
Feels good.

Yeah. But I know
after we squashed stuff,

the girls then got
into it that same day.

Exactly. Exactly.

And then made things
more complicated, so...

- Yeah. Yeah.
- I feel awkward.

- Janet feels awkward.
- Exactly. I know.

Cheers.

Hawaii.

- Valley brats.
- Cheers!

Why don't we just get the girls

and just talk right now,
the four of us?

Just see what happens.
What do you think?

Let's try it. Nia!

Janet. Come over here.

- I did a little back swim.
- Yeah.

Hey, guys. How's it going?

- Here we are in beautiful Maui.
- Yeah.

You know, Jason and I have had
some conversations on the side.

I know one was
a really good conversation,

and I know you guys had
another little tiff, uh, so...

And I do wanna
apologize for that.

I...first of all, had way
too much to drink and--

That early in the night?

I had literally--
those margaritas and shots

were so strong, and I should
have never yelled at you.

And I'm sorry
that I said that.

It's okay.

- Yeah.
- Deserve it.

I want to apologize to you,
obviously,

at--at Britt's opening.

Well, we had some cocktails
and, uh,

should never have even
brought up what I was trying

to bring up
in that environment.

I hate that that happened.

I can totally forgive you
'cause I'm, like, I'm human.

- I know what I did...
- Right.

- ...was not right.
- We can forgive

a lot of the stuff
and move forward...

- Yeah. Yeah.
- And as time goes on,

heals wounds and...
- Yeah.

It's honestly a little hard
for me to read

if Janet's being genuine.

Yeah, yeah.

I do have a guard up.

I'm not going to let someone
walk all over me

or hurt me
over and over and over again.

After a few times, it's--it's
gonna be a wall up for sure.

- Yeah. Sleep better at night.
- I mean, I just--

- I lost so much sleep.
- Yeah.

I wake up thinking
about Janet all the time

in my freaking brain.

- Not you guys.
- Yeah.

Coming up...

Did you or did you not
cross a line

when I was married to Michelle?

Emotional, physical, in any way,
did you cross a line?

One, two, three. Yeah.
Oh, my gosh. So cute.

Whoo! So cute!

All right.

I've had
some issues with Aaron.

He starts dating my still-wife
with a 4-year-old daughter.

I would expect a man
to call me up and say,

"Listen, I'm spending a lot
of time with your daughter.

Do you have any boundaries?"
It would never happen.

You're eating pineapple
out of the pineapple?

- Mm-hmm.
- Life can't really

get better than this.

Same reason?

My emotions
are all over the place.

Tomorrow is the big day.

I'm nervous
about proposing tomorrow,

and I can't tell Kristen.

Do you wanna tell me right now,
or you wanna tell me in private?

I have no--Is it about--
Did I do something wrong?

Okay, I'm gonna leave
the bag here.

I can only assume that
this has to do with his grandma.

Luke is typically such
a great communicator,

so I'm mostly just
frustrated with him

because he's not
giving me anything.

What the [bleep] is going on?

I just dress, like,
be comfortable like this.

You look good!

Oh, I have to fix my makeup.

This is not cute

without a filter.

FaceTime unavailable?

Not sure what's happening.

Okay, guys, I gotta shower.
No funny business.

I'm so sorry!

Don't worry, guys.
I'll--I'll be fine.

I'm sorry.

So cute!

Michelle's just
so short-sighted.

I mean, look,
when your wife cheats on you

and then says that her boyfriend
wasn't the one she cheated on,

like, I don't know, can you
trust somebody like that?

And they start showing up
everywhere.

- How are you doing? Good.
- How are you?

She had a----ing boyfriend
for a year!

But you also swore
on Isabella's life

that you didn't cheat on me.
- Okay.

- And you did.
- Are you serious?

I had heard that, like,
a year and a half ago,

Michelle and him were together.

- Oh, wow.
- There's just too many things,

you know,
like his honey company

that's been in my cabinet
for two years.

There was a time Michelle
had gone all done up one day,

and she started to do
these hikes in the morning,

these walks to Runyon.

And I'd be like, "Why aren't
you wearing your wedding ring?"

Not letting me go to the coffee
shop with her in the morning,

not letting me hike Runyon
with her when we were married?

There had to have been
something.

And now he's commenting
on my spoiling Isabella.

You get her everything
that she wants.

Or my 7 p.m. FaceTime
when I'm not with her.

- So excited.
- Hello!

- It's right there.
- Perfect.

- Welcome.
- It's been so beautiful.

Michelle admitted
that she cheated on me,

and I think that she cheated
on me with Aaron,

and now I have to be
on vacation with him.

Like he deserved
a----ing punch in the face.

Did you or did you not
cross a line

when I was married to Michelle?

Emotional, physical, in any way,
did you cross a line?