All language subtitles for The Valley S02E08

Previously on "The Valley"...

Jason's in no space to be
judging anyone's relationship.

Keep your wedding ring on
all the time,

and then you can start talking.

[blows raspberry]

Never.

[voice breaking] There's this,
like, literal wedge between us,

and I feel completely alone.

Brittany--she said,
"Zack got crazy last night.

We had to have him
taken out of the bar."

Jax came to the house a couple
days ago, uncovered the cameras.

He was spying on you from
your own surveillance cameras.

BRITTANY: He has not paid
our mortgage since May.

JASMINE: He what?

I'm-a have to lose
my dream home.

[voice breaking]
I'm-a have to lose my family.

I'm-a have to lose everything.

***

* I'm all right *

* I'm all right *

* Everything is all right *

* Everything is all right *

* I'm all right *

***

***

* Let's have a little
competition in the spotlight *

* Don't care if we just... *

Guess what I bought?
Cottage cheese.

I got cream cheese.
I got booty cheese.

-No!
-[laughs] Yeah.

You can have booty cheese
for breakfast tomorrow.

I don't wanna
have booty cheese!

* Leave your worries
on the floor *

Cruzy, come here!
You got something in your nose.

* Now you got me wanting more *

[Kingsley barking]

Kingsley, don't start.
I don't need it right now.

[sighs] My life.
What is my life?

* Ooh, I need to move *

* Take off my shoes *

JANET: Yellow baby.

-Yellow baby.
-That one looks purple.

This one's blue.

-This is blue?
-Yes.

This looks purple to me.

* Oh, why you wanna do
that dance in front of me? *

* Why you wanna do that dance
in front of me? *

-I'm making shots right now.
-JANET: Shots?

I got a little
hair of the dog goin'.

-I'm so excited for enchiladas.
-SCHEANA: Yes.

I'll put 'em in the oven
while everyone's in the pool,

and then we feast.

This is my first time having
Scheana's famous enchiladas.

-'Cause he was vegan!
-I was vegan the first time.

-Hi!
-Hello!

-Pretty dress.
-Thank you. You look cute.

Hi!

-Hi, Jason. [laughs]
-Hey, Brittany. How you doing?

Good. How are you? Well, hello!
[laughs]

Um, Jax has been
texting me today.

-Oh, God.
-Just--he just said,

"Hey, are you guys okay?"
And I said, "Yeah, we're okay.

We're dealing
with our own stuff,

but proud of you
for staying in there."

Please, God, stay in there.
So over it.

I think I was holding on
to a lot of hope

that rehab
would really help him.

I still wanted him to fight
for me a little bit.

Hi!

-Hi, baby. Mwah.
-How are ya?

-I'm good.
-[laughter]

-How are you feeling?
-I'm kind of numb.

Yeah. What's the big--

Just got too much going on
where I can't even, like, focus

on things right now, so...

-I'm sorry.
-Just moving slow.

Him just going and signing
this lease without talking to me

and knowing that I still had
this rental home

for two and a half more months,

like, he just
really screwed me over.

Well, I'm gonna
go play with Summer.

That's as slow as it gets.

So, if you guys wanna come
hang out, we'll be outside.

I need to move on.
I just know I deserve better.

[laughter]

Last night was heavy, though.

I mean, it was just a lot of
like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

I was having fun
until the cameras left.

What happened?

I don't know.
Where do we even begin?

At Brittany's shark party,
after filming ended,

Scheana was talking to Zack.
-That looks crazy.

-I know. I just so...
-It looks real.

I know.
Aly does such a good job.

I know.
I'm glad I didn't do it.

She mentioned Jared and Zack

said some
pretty horrible things.

I can't even
repeat what he said.

Why don't you just say like,
he should go [bleep] himself?

Just be a little bit nicer,
not so wildly offensive.

JANET: Jared.

BRITTANY: He thinks
that I'm always picking

their side over his side.

-Like, I'm with Zack a lot.
-Yeah.

So, I don't know why
he still feels that way.

-Yeah.
-And I think that that's why

he was saying, "You're a bad--"
Like, last night whenever

he texted me, was saying
I was a bad friend

because I'm not picking...

-His side.
-...his side.

***

I thought I said,
"Jared can go [bleep] himself."

-KRISTEN: Mm-hmm.
-She says I said

something more aggressive.

Brittany then came out
and was like,

"What did you say?"
Like, so aggressively.

-And I'm like...
-Yeah.

I'm sorry. Is hyperbole dead?
Brittany knows me.

Like, if I'm talking,
and I'm angry,

nothing I'm saying is
out of pocket or out of what--

Like, I'm not
threatening anybody.

Can we get that out of it?

Like, there's no threats
going on.

That would trigger me if
she came up to me and said,

"What did you say?"
or "What did you do?"

I would be like,
"How about ask them?

Stop ----ing asking me how
I started it."

And I used
the word "hyperbole," right?

No, they don't.

But I want America to learn.

So, America,
today's word is "hyperbole."

-[harp plays glissando]
-Look it up.

Sometimes I feel like
Brittany doesn't...hear me

or, like, because she knows
I'm always gonna be there,

she just--

She kinda doesn't ----ing care.

Yeah. That's it.

That's it.

When I moved to L.A. by myself,

Brittany was the only person
I knew.

To me, that's my family.

I definitely have missed
having that connection.

Sometimes I feel like
I've lost a part of myself

because I don't have her
the way I used to have her.

Things have just--
are just different.

-There does have to be a talk.
-KRISTEN: Yeah.

There does have to be something.

This is how we fix it.

-I hope so.
-[stifles laugh]

***

SCHEANA: I'll put the enchiladas
in the oven.

JANET: [singsongy] Enchiladas!

All right. Setting timer.

How long do
they have to cook for?

Til the cheese
is, like, super melted.

But I do, like,
25, 30 minutes usually.

-Can I vent about yesterday?
-Yeah.

Good, you're here for this. Do
you have your wedding ring on?

Well, I'm gonna sit
over there with you.

-I mean...
-Playa, playa.

Most of the ring off.

Kristen,
in a roundabout way, told us...

-Yeah. [laughing]
-...that she heard from Jasmine

that Jason goes to bars
and takes off his wedding ring.

-Like, implying that there's...
-Implying that I'm out here...

I'm out, like--I'm out, like,
at LAX hotel bars just, like,

picking up flight attendants
or something.

-Flight attendants.
-Trust me, if there's a husband

in this group that's trying
to cheat and failing,

it's not mine.
-No.

-Let me say that. Okay?
-Unh-unh.

I'm both impressed and annoyed
with how good Kristen is

at creating distractions

and filling up bullsh--
in a room

to distract from the truth.

Now you're gonna have
people talking about Jason

and what kind of husband he is,
and if he's going to the bars

and being shady, and what are
we not talking about?

Danny actually going to the bars
and being shady.

Jasmine was invited today,

and she didn't come
becauseof you.

Well, here's the real thing.

Jasmine made this sh-- up,
and then she told Kristen

because she wanted
to get back at Janet

for whatever she wanted
to get back at Janet for.

And now that Kristen said it,

she's scrambling for ways to say
that she didn't just make it up.

That is not my friend.

If Jason ever took off his ring,
it was probably be like,

"I've had a little
too much sodium today.

Like, my fingers are swelling,"
you know? [laughs]

-Like, you would never do that.
-Jasmine knows him.

Jasmine knows him, too.
She knows his character.

-He wouldn't do that. Like...
-JANET: Kristen knows him.

-[laughs]
-The other thing is too, like,

when--when I first heard this,
I just kind of laughed it off,

and I didn't really,
like, realize,

but then when I sat with it
and thought about it more,

I got a little more upset.

When we got back to see my mom
and Cameron after yesterday,

we were, like, laughing it off.

I was like, ha ha. Like,
Kristen and Jasmine started

this little thing that Jason,
like, takes his ring off.

My mom was like,
"They said what?"

And she got,
like, visibly upset.

-Yeah.
-And then this morning,

I was like, wait,
this is bullsh--.

I expect bullsh--
to come spewing out

of Kristen Doute's mouth.
I don't expect it from Jasmine.

Unless Jasmine apologizes
for making this up,

I cannot move forward with her.

-Same. And I'm sorry.
-JASON: And I'm sorry.

Has Kristen Doute
ever apologized

for anything
in her ----ing life?

No. She's sorry
that she got caught.

Girl came after my husband.

Good luck. You just put
a target on your back, bitch.

Hey, Janet, are you done?

SCHEANA:
Whoo! Let's eat, bitches!

I'm ready
for some enchiladas now.

SCHEANA: All right.

Coming up...

Why do you have
this giant thing?

-It's a metal detector.
-What are you gonna find?

***

* Feel so free now *

***

* It's so right *

* Let me out *

***

You know how to use it? Like,
you remember how to turn it on?

Yeah. Okay.
I'm trying to think if we should

go closer to the water
or closer to the fire pits.

Ooh.

Where do you think people
lose stuff?

-Good call.
-[beeping]

-Ooh.
-Oh. Okay.

-[beeping continues]
-Okay. So, where exactly?

-So, I mean, right here?
-Yeah.

-Hey, wait, stop.
-Oh.

-What is it?
-Bottle cap. See if that's it.

Whoo. Yeah, that is it.
That's kind of fun, though.

[Jason laughs]

-Oh, here's Brittany.
-Hello!

-Hey!
-I found a bottle cap.

BRITTANY:
When did you get that thing?

I got it for my 30th birthday
from my mom.

-[laughs] Shut up.
-Hey, Brittany, how you doing?

-Hi!
-How was your drive over here?

[sighs] Took like
an hour and a half.

-Yeah.
-Oh, no.

We got chips
and snacks and s'mores.

-Yum. You have s'mores?
-Oh, s'mores? Awesome.

I was thinking about that
on the way here.

Yes. Did you find anything
with your metal detector?

Just a bottle cap
that I'm gonna keep

because I'm so excited about it.
-That is so funny.

MICHELLE: Oh, careful.

Is that Michelle and Aaron?
I thought that was Kristen.

JASON: It's definitely
Michelle and Aaron.

-Oh, yes, Michelle and Aaron.
-I'm gonna help Aaron.

He's got--lugging a cooler.
[laughs]

-Hi, girl.
-Hey!

-Hi. You look so cute.
-You got furs and all.

-[laughs]
-It's super windy.

-Have you talked to Jasmine?
-No.

I told her that you guys
want an apology and stuff,

and she's not here for it.
She said that...

-Brittany, what did she say?
-Jasmine's gonna double down.

-She's getting nothing from me.
-You know why?

Oh, Lord.

I heard it
from a bunch of other people.

Who am I gonna go to her
and be like,

"Jason's taking off his ring"?
'Cause it didn't matter to me.

I'm not really sure why people
have had issues with Janet.

She's been there for me
no matter what.

I don't see her as this
big drama starter and stuff

like everybody else does
because

that's just not my friendship
that I have with her.

But she did say
she didn't even think it's true.

I'm just letting you know.

Either way, somebody who makes
something up or takes something

she doesn't think is true
and runs to someone

I'm not talking to at the time
and repeats it,

that's not a friend.
-Yeah.

I don't pay attention
when I walk.

-I have no sense of direction.
-[laughs]

Like when I used to go
to the Grove all the time

before I used to valet,
I would lose my car every time.

-Hey! [laughs]
-I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Today is going to be a sh--show.

It's cold. It's windy.

Jasmine's over Janet.
I'm over Janet.

-Sh--'s heavy.
-Hey, guys!

Oh, you got wood. Look at you!

-Hey.
-[laughs]

The rumor about Jason
taking his ring off--

Janet was fine with it
at Brittany's party,

[blows raspberry] Never.

But now I heard from
a little birdie, AKA Scheana...

-[bird chirping]
-...that Janet is talking sh--.

I mean, I did bring up the ring
rumor about her and Jason.

Stop talking
about Danny and Nia,

and I won't have
to come for you.

That was the first time
I've opened these.

That was a mistake.

Hi, Britt.

-Hi!
-Hi, honey.

You like
my little backpack chair?

Yeah. [laughs] That's such,
like, a beach mom thing.

LUKE:
We're setting up over there?

These aren't put together,
by the way--these chairs.

-No, you just--It's really easy.
-Is it?

Do you want me to pull up
the directions?

I got it. I got it.

Whoo!

Brittany said that Janet
is demanding an apology.

And all I can think is
Janet can shove

that apology up her ass because
she's not getting one from me.

***

I didn't start anything, so why
am I apologizing? For what?

And I didn't bring it up
to you, so again,

what am I apologizing for?

[crunching]

Hi!

-BRITTANY: Hi, guys!
-Sorry we're so late.

-That's all right.
-I don't live over here anymore.

Lala, I swear, you are
just killing the pregnancy.

SCHEANA: I know. That's bomb.

-So freaking cute.
-BROCK: Hey, brother.

Brittany, you drove here?

-Yeah.
-SCHEANA: Wait, that's so cute.

KRISTEN: What? You hate driving.
This is really far.

-It is really far
-In really sh--ty traffic.

I got a hot date after this.
Why you think I'm so dressed up?

-Wait.
-[laughter]

-You have a hot date after this?
-Brittany.

-Yeah.
-He's so hot.

Nice.

Things have been
so terrible between me and Jax,

and I just feel like
there's no going back.

And now I just need
to, like, put myself first.

And I've got a crush
on somebody. [laughs]

I haven't felt, like,
butterflies or anything

like that in a long time.

So, you know, it's nice.

Are you going
somewhere over this way?

I'm just gonna go to my rental.

Why do you have
this giant thing?

-It's a metal detector.
-What are you gonna find?

Oh, there's a lot of metals
around here.

Janet had her metal detector
all around this fire pit.

-It's loaded.
-You're gonna find, like,

people lose their wedding rings
and stuff.

-Let's play Truth or Dare.
-JANET: I'm not getting naked.

BROCK: Why do we wanna
be playing Truth or Dare?

BRB.

-Okay, truth or dare, Janet?
-Truth.

I'm not doing this. And then
she making little comments.

[mockingly] "You wanna talking
about taking a ring off?"

Bitch, say what you gotta say
to my face right now.

What was the craziest sex
you've ever had?

-Oh.
-[laughter]

Obviously missionary
in bed with Jason.

Nope! In your--
In your life, girl.

Just say nothing at all
right now.

Okay, Scheana, truth or dare?

-Truth.
-How big is Brock's dick?

-[laughter]
-JASMINE: You hear her?

[laughs] Like, this doesn't
make sense to me.

-Show us, you know--
-No, it's the girth,

I feel like, that matters
more than the length.

It's not this, okay?

-It perfectly fits in all holes.
-[laughter]

I just can't. I just can't.

But after one, I did get
hemorrhoids, so that's a...

-Ow!
-You got hemorrhoids

after he put it in your butt?

MICHELLE:
Wait, what? I missed that.

She got hemorrhoids
after he put it in her butt.

-Yeah.
-Oh, my God.

So, then when I got 'em again
after I had Summer,

I was like, oh, been there.

-[laughter]
-He's a grower, not a shower.

-[laughter continues]
-A hundred percent a grower.

-That's, like, the worst...
-[laughter continues]

Michelle, truth or dare.

MICHELLE: I knew this bitch
was gonna call me.

What's your most
embarrassing thing

that's ever happened during sex?

MICHELLE: Embarrassing?

Have you ever
gotten it up the butt?

[laughter]

No. Janet!

[laughter continues]

***

[Kristen sighs]

***

Marshmallow first,
then the chocolate.

-Marshmallow always first.
-Yeah, and then chocolate later.

And then you put
graham cracker, chocolate.

-Yeah, yeah, but not now.
-And then you put that on.

-Wait till it's done.
-Yeah, when it's done.

Bitch, I haven't done
this sh-- in so long.

BROCK:
Have you done this before?

JASON: What do you wanna do?

If she wants to make it right,
we're here. We showed up.

It's not up to us to initiate
conversations, I think,

with somebody who clearly
doesn't give a sh-- about us.

JASON: Maybe something's
being lost in the grapevine.

Let's go directly to the source
and see if she wants to talk.

-Yeah.
-You ready?

-BROCK: You didn't get your bag.
-My mom, she made me--

She's like, "You have
to do this for college."

-And I was like, what?
-I need, like, one more minute.

One more minute? Okay.

And I'm a Girl Scout for life.
I have a membership, too.

Isn't that crazy? Never used it,
but I still have it. I'm alumni.

-All right, wanna go?
-Yeah.

-[bleep]
-[indistinct conversations]

-Ask her if she wants to talk.
-JASON: Yeah.

JANET: 'Cause she may not
even want to.

***

Hey, Jasmine.
You have a minute to chat?

***

Coming up...

Janet, you have been
a sh--ty ass friend.

You are a ----ing vibe killer.
You're exhausting.

[laughter]

[sighs]

What do you wanna do?

If she wants to make it right,
we're here. We showed up.

It's not up to us to initiate
conversations, I think,

with somebody who clearly
doesn't give a sh-- about us.

JASON: Maybe something's
being lost in the grapevine.

Let's go directly to the source
and see if she wants to talk.

-Yeah.
-You ready?

JASON: Hey, Jasmine.
You have a minute to chat?

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

-Let's go away and, uh...
-Yeah, yeah, no, of course.

-...and private talk.
-Hundred percent.

I don't want people's impression
of me to be that I'm

this dirtbag who goes out
cruising for chicks.

And for Jasmine to be the one
who put that out there

in the first place,
it's really hurtful.

All right, so I'm, like, really
confused about a lot of stuff.

-Yeah.
-Like...

-What do you wanna know?
-What's going on?

The ring thing--
I heard it years ago.

I didn't care then,
and I don't care now.

-How many years ago?
-Let me finish, Janet.

You're not cutting me off
'cause this is what you do.

-Let's--done, done, done.
-Janet, Janet, stay--stay--

-Let me talk, Janet!
-Wait, Jasmine.

-You're yelling. You're yelling.
-I'm talking--I'm yelling now

because you--this is what--
you walked away.

All she did was ask
a follow-up question.

I just asked a question.
You're yelling.

No, you said, "Let's go."

Wait, she's being
defensive right now, Janet.

Because I just asked you
a question.

I'm talking to Jason right now.

-Let me talk to him.
-Well, don't be so defensive.

-Okay.
-Where did you hear about it?

I heard it from a group
of friends. I'm not a snitch.

I'm not snitching on people.
There was something going on.

Melissa heard it, too. A lot of
people did, and I didn't care.

So, you heard this rumor
two years ago,

and then you just sat on it?

No, listen, the fact that
it was brought up, that sucks.

But I'm telling you for a fact,
I did not believe it then.

-I don't believe it now.
-What do you mean,

"It was brought up. That sucks"?
What does that mean?

-No, I'm saying, like, that--
-You brought it up to Kristen.

Whatever. The fact that it was
brought up, I don't care.

-You brought it up.
-Janet, I need you

to shut up right now.
-Jasmine, all right.

Because my problem--No, no, no.
I'm about to get loud right now.

-Jasmine, we're not--wait.
-Get loud.

I just wanna say something.
You don't need to get loud.

-No one's getting loud.
-That's why he

was defending you.
-I'm trying to talk to you.

But she's like...
"Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh."

I'm asking questions.
Okay, Jason.

-Let me say my other thing.
-I'm not--I'm walking away.

Janet, you have been
a sh--ty ass friend.

You are a ----ing vibe killer.
You're exhausting.

You give Karen energy,
and I'm ----ing done with it.

[music warps down]

Good riddance to my beach day.

JASON: Were you not at our home
for 4th of July?

-We're done! We're done!
-Oh, Lord.

I'm listening to you,
but my ears are over there.

We're done.
It's not even about that.

-Holding our baby--
-Jason, shut up!

-I didn't make up this sh--!
-What happened?

-Jason, you're not...
-No, Janet.

I'm done. You're not gonna
make me be like this.

Everyone needs to know this.
Everyone here,

this is the fakest,
most two-faced--

-I've looked out for you.
-It's not ----ing fake!

I've looked out for you forever!

I know you have.
I'm not talking about you!

I'm talking about her right now!

I've always looked at you
like a sister.

-You took him down!
-You've broken my heart!

-Oh, my God, Jason. I...
-You've broken my heart.

-I broke your heart?
-You did!

-Your friends said it!
-You're a liar.

-Let's leave. Let's go.
-Talk to your friends!

JANET:
Jasmine's a mess. Jason?

Jason? Let's go.

This seems like Jasmine has not
only, like, despises Janet,

but, like, has for a long time.

And it's just making me
second-guess

our entire relationship
and think, like, how much

of this was fake
and how much of it is real?

Have fun looking yourself
in the mirror talking sh--

about every single person here
to every other person here.

-What are you talking about?
-You're two-faced.

We all talk about each other!
Shut the hell up!

No, we don't!
I don't talk about anybody!

I'm a regular person!
I don't talk sh-- about anybody!

For somebody who I've invested
in a relationship,

I really value that.
That means a lot to me.

This whole thing is, it's like--
it's like a different side

of Jasmine that's--that I don't
know who brought it out of her

because Janet and I
haven't done anything to her.

-It was two years ago!
-I can't believe that, like,

the biggest snake in the grass

has been under my nose
this whole time.

Okay, yes, I'm the biggest
snake. Ooh, big deal.

Jason,
it's not about you right now.

I've always cared
about you so much.

-She's not worth it.
-He's not understanding.

-He's not listening.
-She's not a friend.

-Janet's all, like, saying sh--.
-She's a two-faced person.

I can't even have
a conversation with Janet.

We're getting outta here.
Love you guys.

Love my actual friends.
You don't talk sh-- about me.

Your friends weren't ----ing
with you at the time, okay?

-I will. Love you guys.
-Talk to your boys, not me,

'cause I already know.
They're my family.

They don't [bleep] with you.
They don't like you.

Showed us exactly who she is.

***

And now I don't have to have
any loyalty to her.

This is the best beach day
I've ever had.

You know what's crazy, too,
that pisses me off?

At the party,
I said this to Jason.

-He goes, "That makes sense."
-But then they said

that you made it up.
That's what they told Jason.

JASMINE: Listen, no, no, no, no.
Nope.

Listen, Scheana,
Jasmine did not tell me.

-Just so everyone knows.
-Trust me, I don't do that.

Who's this random group of guys
she's even talking about?

She's fake. That was insane.

I love Jason. Like, the sh--
I have with Janet

I have other sh-- I need to
talk to her about, but I can't

'cause she ----ing wants
to storm away.

I'm talking to Jason about it.

I'm like, "Jason,"
trying to, like, you know.

'Cause I get emotional
because I like him.

And then Janet's like,
"You're fake. You're fake."

I'm like, "Would you shut up
so I can talk to him?"

I think Janet's so used to me
being that friend that kind of

just takes her sh--,
dumps things on me,

manipulates me, whatever.

And I kind of just, like,
brush it off.

And now Jason doesn't wanna have
a one-on-one conversation

with me
because Janet won't allow it,

'cause Janet can't let Jason
do anything by himself, clearly.

I'm not doing this.

I'm not doing it.

Like, I'm just so annoyed
because I knew her way back

before half all you guys, back.
-Way before I knew her, yeah.

So, I cherished that.

But now I'm like, you won't
even let me talk to you.

I've never had an issue
with Jason.

We look out for each other,

being the only Black people
in the group.

Like, we have each other's back
and we just, like, have this,

like, language like, you know,
we kiki and joke about things.

They're over here saying
they're hurt, and I'm like,

well, I'm hurt, too.
I'm a little emotional about it.

So, I'm trying not
to get emotional about it

'cause it pisses me off.

[bleep]

I've known Jasmine
for a long time, and...

it's hard for me to really
talk about it right now

because it's just like,
it was shocking, I mean...

JANET: We were friends with her
for seven years.

-Yeah.
-As long as I've known Scheana,

he's been friends with her.

And the fact
that I can't even be like,

"You said it. Why'd you say it?"

He's so whipped.
I know he's not doing sh--.

Correct.

Why is this even
being brought up?

We already squashed all this.
I didn't bring it up.

-I don't know. I don't know.
-That's what we were asking.

-I don't know.
-I did not bring it up.

That's what everyone's
trying to figure out.

I'm done. She acted
like she was our friend.

Wow, have you felt this way
about me for a long time,

and I just haven't noticed?

Like, it really feels like
you don't give a sh-- about me.

We are not friends.
We haven't been in a while.

I mean, it--it's hurtful.

-Bye, Karen.
-Bye. Thanks.

Nah. Too soon. Way too soon.
Way too soon.

-[laughter]
-Coming up...

Anytime that
something small happens,

you'd be like, "well, she likes
Janet better than me."

But that's not true.

***

-Welcome to NoHo Arts District.
-Oh, my God. It's so pretty.

This is actually where, like,
a lot of the dancers live.

All the dance studios
are over here.

MAN: Hello. Welcome in.

-Hey.
-Hello.

It smells like vanilla lattes
and deliciousness in here.

Yeah, I got to go. I'm walking
up to order some food.

-Oh, hi.
-Hi.

Sorry, babysitter convo
with Daniel.

Uh, quickly. What's up?
Quickly, quickly.

KRISTEN: Can I do the Beca
without bacon?

-MAN: Bacon.
-[singsongy] Hello!

I'm also gonna get
a morning bun.

-Hi.
-[grunts]

Hi!

-I love this color on you.
-Thank you. Enjoy.

-Where are we going?
-I didn't, so yes.

-Out back.
-Out back? Okay.

-BRITTANY: Oh, wow.
-NIA: Cute little patio.

Oh, this is way bigger
than I thought it was.

What a fun little place.

And it's the one place
where they value shade in L.A.

Does everybody want water?
Oh, you don't really want--

-I don't want water.
-Yeah, he doesn't drink water.

-He's weird.
-Or ice.

-Is it gonna...
-[laughs]

-I know.
-Last night at, um...

BRITTANY:
Yeah, what did you guys do?

We went to a great little,
like, outdoor bar place

with, like, games to play.

-Yay!
-Downwind.

-It's downwind.
-Let's go, baby.

***

-Oh, that is--
-What the mother...

-I almost said it on Riverside.
-I'm just strong.

-Very fun.
-It was a great night.

-I really wish I had been there.
-This looks beautiful.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

It's not a Casamigos shot.
[laughs]

-KRISTEN: Thank you.
-Okay.

And this is Beca with the bacon.

BRITTANY: Thank you so much!

How was your evening
after the beach?

Whoo-hoo! It was great.

Tell me, what was that?
What happened?

I've just been hanging out
with this new guy.

-Mm-hmm?
-And I really like him.

-[mouth full] Amazing.
-He's a dad.

-Mm.
-And he's got a real job

and real responsibilities,
and he's like, super...

-...motivated.
-How'd you meet him?

Hosting a "Bachelorette" Monday
at Jax's.

-At Britt's Bar.
-At Britt's bar.

-At Britt's Bar.
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

He's just got completely
different qualities

than Jax has.
I mean, sending me

a "good morning" text--
that should not be like,

"Oh, my God, he sent me
a 'good morning' text."

But it's, like, little things
like that that Jax didn't do

for me for years that make
the biggest difference.

-He's so cute, too.
-NIA: Yeah.

-Like, sexy.
-No, he's hot.

We're just hanging out
and having fun.

A little Peacock and chill.
[laughs]

[laughter]

Oh, I love when you're laughing
and smiling...

-Yeah.
-...and having fun again.

-He makes me smile.
-God bless it.

-Love that.
-Really wish I had been there.

-NIA: How was the beach?
-I thought the beach was fun,

but I know Kristen didn't think
it was fun. But... [laughs]

I did not think it was fun.

Jasmine and Luke and I
did not think it was fun.

-Really?
-Uh, no.

To me, it's comical
that Janet and Jason,

after laughing it off
at your party,

all of a sudden
are making it this huge deal...

Yeah, it's confusing.

...and now saying
that Jasmine fully made it up,

which is not true whatsoever,

because I had heard it
separately.

Which is what I think Jasmine
was trying to say last night.

But for some reason, they think
that Jasmine made it up.

Honestly, I feel like
maybe him and Janet,

like, had some conversations,
and they--

you know how you can, like,
spiral down, like, rabbit holes,

and I feel like maybe
that's what happened.

Janet, you didn't let
Jason off his leash.

How could he cheat?
Like, come on, let's be real.

-That's what upsets me.
-I feel like she wants to stir

the pot, and I'm like, but why?
-But that's what upsets me.

-Why would you do that?
-I honestly give zero ----s.

When you both shut it down,
to me, it's over.

-Mm-hmm.
-So, when you bring it back up,

now it looks a little weird.

I hope that they can
figure this out

'cause they've been friends
for a long time.

Janet wants to,
like, dig her heels in.

And, I mean,
I think this is gonna lead

into our next conversation
anyway, but...

I just have still been feeling
like if Jax does something bad,

in the past, you always would
hide it or, like, downplay it

or whatever, or, like,
protect him in that moment.

Even with Janet,
you do it in the moment.

You're like, "Oh, no,
she didn't. She didn't.

Oh, like, poor Janet.
Like, blah, blah, blah."

Heaven forbid I do or say
or step out of line in any way.

I'm either held
to this different standard

or that you don't specifically
have my back in the moment.

I mean, do I think
that Zack is right

in having an issue that Janet
comes between he and Brittany?

Yeah, I see that. I also feel
the same way about Janet

and my friendship with Brittany.

-I was pretty shocked.
-Because Kristen and I

are your best friends.
-I mean, in tier.

And by best, I mean, like,
top tier of the shelf

that Jared and Janet are,

is, like, in the back of the--
like, at the very bottom

with the dust webs.
-In your opinion.

You guys are
all my best friends.

I'm very lucky that I have so
many close friends in my life.

But guess what?
If I'm talking to them,

I'm gonna tell you
your guys' point of view.

I do the exact same thing,
I promise you.

The Brittany that I knew
in the past is not the Brittany

that I am here with today,

and it kind of sucks because
we've been through so much.

And I don't know why
she has pushed me away

when I'm always the one
she calls in a crisis,

when I've been nothing
but supportive,

and I've never once faltered
in our friendship.

I don't want you to, like,

anytime that something small
happens, you'd be like,

"Well, she likes Janet
better than me."

'Cause that's not true.

[coughs]
Ooh. Visceral reaction.

***

Coming up...

I'm so tired of anger.
I'm so tired of yelling,

but I also pushed her away.

***

-This is it.
-This is it.

-LA Tox.
-I love, like, a detox

and a lymphatic massage.
-Oh, man, these are painful.

-This is cool.
-Hello! Wow.

-Such a vibe.
-How's it going?

-How are you guys?
-Good.

-Is this just lymphatic massage?
-It is.

-Have you both done it before?
-I have.

Yes. I need a lot of detox
in this, like, season of life.

-You're in for a treat.
-NIA: Okay, great.

-DANNY: All right, all right.
-So, let's take you back.

-We're excited. Oh, boy.
-We're gonna have you

change in here.
-Okay.

A lymphatic drainage massage
is supposed to release

and drain toxins from your body.

Let's just look
at this light real quick.

Oh, yeah, there we go.

Which is great, 'cause it's been
a toxic couple of weeks

dealing with...
a couple toxic people.

-Wait, is that your affirmation?
-It is.

NIA: "I am smart.
I am beautiful. I am strong."

DANNY: "I am perfectly myself."

I am perfectly myself.

I don't feel perfectly myself
yet, you know?

Aw. Well, you are
perfectly yourself.

-Nope.
-Oh. Okay.

I'm just letting you know.
Thanks for trying.

-Um, but I'm working on it.
-I hear ya.

I had to change my body,
stretch my body.

My body has to recover.

Boobs aren't where
I want them to be.

Skin on the stomach is loose.
All those things.

You have never
heard me complain.

Doesn't help what's
going on in my own head.

No, I hear ya.

I don't want our children
to be spaced far apart in years.

And if we're gonna have more,

I don't wanna wait
multiple years.

I feel like
it's putting pressure on you,

but also, I'm the one
that has to carry the baby.

I want you to be happy,
and I think the first step is,

you know, go get checked...
-Yeah.

...with your fertility doctor
and see where we're at.

That will happen soon, yeah.

Um, and then we can
fully decide on something.

***

If we're gonna have
another baby,

I wanna do it soon.

You can't do a mommy makeover if
you're gonna have another kid.

I just wanna feel good
in my skin again.

How's the bed?
Is it nice and comfortable?

-The bed is great.
-Wonderful.

A heads up, if your other
customer over there

is talking too much,
we might need to move rooms.

-[chuckles] Take a deep inhale.
-[inhales deeply]

-...and exhale.
-[exhales deeply]

-NIA: Detox and relax.
-[Danny snoring loudly]

No thinking about children.

[exhales deeply]

Having a fourth child...

four under four. [chuckles]

NIA: You can ask for less,
honey.

[strained voice] I'm here
for the experience. Oh, my gosh.

Aah!

I ain't got the bandwidth
for this right now

in our current state
of where we're living.

-Oh, Kelly Clarkson.
-What? [laughs]

Ow! Stop! Aah.

I still am looking
for that big house

that can accommodate
our 17 children.

That's where my head
is still at.

Oh, my gosh. [cries]

-Aw.
-Um... [chuckles]

I'm gonna give you guys
some privacy to get dressed.

-How do you feel?
-I'm ready for my happy ending

that you said
you were gonna give me.

-Oh, my gosh.
-[laughs]

You had that before we arrived.

[laughs]

***

* Show 'em out
through the town *

JASON: What are you guys
doing in there?

I don't know.
It's kind of fun in here.

It's kind of funny. [kisses]

-Thank God for him, huh?
-Oh.

I don't know how you
would've gotten through today

if you didn't have him.
-I haven't been in a situation

since he's been born
where I've been, like,

crying all day
or for, like, hours at a time.

He can sense that I'm upset,
and I don't want him--

Yeah, you can't--
You don't want that energy.

-No.
-'Cause he's such a happy baby.

I know.

***

[voice breaking]
I, like, was looking today

at, like, these pictures
of, like--see? He knows.

[sniffles]

Come here.

-Oh, you wanna go to Dada?
-Go to Dada?

When we were talking to her,
the way that she looked at you

and spoke to you was if, like,
you were just, like,

the scum of the earth.
-[fussing]

[crying] I just, like, don't
understand what's going on.

[Cameron fusses]

***

Like, this hurts really bad.
It feels like...

It feels like being dumped
out of nowhere. [sniffles]

Jasmine's been a close friend
for many years,

and I feel like she's kind of
discarding our friendship.

I don't wanna cry
in front of him.

I might take him over
to my mom's for a little bit.

-I'll take him.
-She doesn't have the same care

for me that I have for her,
so it's honestly really sad.

-[door opens]
-He's with your mom.

-Is he happy?
-Yeah, he was happy.

-Yeah, every time.
-It doesn't matter who it is,

if it's of the three of us,
but if you're new.

If you're new,
it's the biggest smile.

[cellphone chimes]

So, I have, like,
five missed calls from Jax.

[sighs] Call him back. But has
he been FaceTiming you or what?

He's been calling me.
I'm just gonna FaceTime him.

Okay. Can I be, like,
not in it where, like--

Yeah, yeah.

[line rings]

-[cellphone chimes]
-What's up, man?

-How are you?
-How you doing? How you feeling?

What are you doing,
just learning and growing

every day or what?
What's going on in there?

Today was kind of a rough day.

Um, just kind of
with my therapy.

I mean, overall,
it's been really, really good,

really, really helpful, and I
got into some old stuff today.

I'm just trying
to really figure out

where my anger's coming from.

I'm so tired of anger.
I'm so tired of yelling.

I lost it all when
I found out about Julian.

My best friend--
yes, that's awful.

But I also pushed her away.

I pushed her away, and I didn't
even ----ing see it.

-Well...
-Like, I didn't--

I didn't even realize what I was
doing. Like, I just was--

I've gotten away with it
for so long that I found this

to be acceptable behavior,
and it's obviously not.

And coming here,
and it's a wake-up call.

And, like, I know how I grew up.

[voice breaking] I have to think
my dad put me here for a reason

because he's like,
"Enough's enough.

You're gonna do what you did,
I did to you."

And I just--I wanna break
the cycle. I really, really do.

Hurts, man.

There's so much hurt.
Like, look at the sh-- that

I put her through,
the sh-- storm.

I live for my kid.

[voice breaking] Literally,
the only thing I even care about

in this world.
-Okay, don't cry.

There's no reason.
That's the alcohol.

Well, it's making me sad.
I can't even have an emotion.

No, you can't. How much was
she drinking on the boat?

-Zero.
-Zero.

Jax, I can ----ing hear you.
Everybody here has my back,

and you're my ----ing husband
and you're trying to make me

look like I'm a bad person?

I'm so used
to treating her like sh--

that I just didn't even see it

because she let me get away
with it for so long.

I wish I was more--
I was held more accountable.

I wish Brittany would have
left me a ----ing long time ago.

[sniffles]

I'm hearing an acknowledgement
from Jax that he realizes

that his behavior
was inappropriate

and has been inappropriate
for a while.

It's a good start,

and I'm hopeful that
it's the beginning of change.

I feel like it's a baby step
in the right direction,

and we'll see
what happens from here.

I will say this, though,

if you want to make strides
with Brittany

and, like, get this going,
I know something that's really

been weighing and stressing her
out is the mortgage.

She says that, like,
it hasn't been paid in a while.

And if you could--
I think that would be

a really good step forward
if you can get up to date

on the mortgage. Um--
-Well, I have--

I have a situation for that.
Um...

I talked to my manager,
and she just

gets the full amount
until we pay off

what needs to be paid off.

Now I just don't have the funds
just to pay off what I owe.

-That's the best way to do it.
-That makes sense.

I mean, I gotta say,
I've talked to you a few times

when you've been in here.

This is the first time
where I've talked to you where

you've literally taken
full accountability for things

and not said like, "I messed up,
but Brittany did this,"

or "I messed up,
but this happened."

Like, you're taking
full accountability.

Like, this is--I'm seeing
a legitimate change.

This place has just made me
realize that, sh--,

-I-I need to wake up here.
-This is great to hear, man.

This is the best call
I've ever had with you.

Jax is someone
who I care about,

and I wanna see him
do well in life,

and, um, it--he wasn't doing
well for a little while there.

And on that call, it really felt
like a turning point for him.

It felt like he had an epiphany
and just really saw

exactly what was happening
and was ready to make changes.

I really am proud of you.

And I hope I get to see you
the day I get outta here.

Maybe we'll go get
a haircut or something.

-I don't know. I need a haircut.
-[laughing] I mean, oh, yeah.

All right, man.
I love you, buddy.

All right.
Take care of yourself.

-You, too.
-And give my best to Janet.

-And, um, I'll talk to you soon.
-I will. Talk to you soon.

-All right.
-All right. Bye.

[cellphone bloops]

Man.

That was...

That...that hit.

-Like, that was...
-Yeah.

He got me, too.

-That was--
-What is up with me?

-[laughs] I know.
-I'm just crying, like, nonstop.

I've cried, like, 20 times
in the last, like, five days.

-[sighs]
-I think I'm sleep-deprived.

I love you.

* Na-na, na-na *

* Na-na, na-na, na-na *

* Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh *

* Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh *

-[dog barks]
-Hey, chill out.

[barking continues]

* Na-na-na, ooh-ooh-ooh *

* Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh *

Oh. Yep.

-Mom!
-Huh?

-Come here.
-Well, hang on just a second.

I need you to hold my ladder.
[chuckles]

Now that Jax is moving
into the condo,

which I'm still so pissed about,
at least from all of this,

me and Cruz get to move back
into our house where we belong.

I'm taking over the mortgage,
even though I've already got

two and a half more months
paid up in this rental,

so I'm paying double now.

He's hid the ladder from me so
that I cannot replace the stuff.

What a weirdo.

All right, well,
we're just gonna stand on this.

-Okay.
-Crazy.

He's not gonna spy on me

whenever he had it covered
the entire time.

Two can play this game, buddy.

-Now he's blocked by Brittany.
-Yeah.

[laughter]

My plan moving forward
is my rental is just gonna

sit there vacant
for two and a half months.

Luckily, I'm doing okay,
and I can afford it right now.

But, like,
I gotta figure something out,

'cause it's--
that's a lot of money.

Let's call Auntie Jenny, buddy.

[line rings]

Let's say hi to Auntie Jenny.
Rawr!

Look, there's Auntie!

Aw, look how long his hair is.

-I know. It's so long.
-Come here.

-Aw!
-I'm gonna see if he wants

to get a snack or something.
-Okay.

I wanna catch up with you,
obviously, on everything.

I know we've talked,
like, here and there,

but, um, did I tell you
that he hasn't paid

the mortgage since May?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I did hear. Yeah.

My wedding ring and
my wedding bands are missing.

They're not in the safe. They're
nowhere in the house. Nothing.

-Don't know where they--
-They're missing?

Yeah, don't know where they are.

Like, what? I don't understand.

What--

Yeah?

Sorry, one second.

"Make sure you get that on film.
I can hear everything.

Childish behavior."

He can't hear.
You can't hear anything.

Do you think that
he put a bug in here?

Oh, God!

***

[laughs]

Jenny! Why is he like this?

Unless he put some little secret
devices around this house,

our interior cameras
don't have sound.

Come here.

BRITTANY: But we are speaking
about Jax Taylor here.

I don't put anything
past him anymore.

-JENNY: Oh, he's calling me.
-Jax is?

-Yeah.
-Okay, well, I love you.

You can talk to him,
and, uh, we'll just--

let's stay in contact these
next couple days for sure.

-Bye!
-All right, bye.

[whispers] Jesus.

Let's go in.
Let's go get something to eat.

-Wanna get something to eat?
-[cellphone rings]

Oh, wait,
Jenny's calling me back.

-[cellphone chimes]
-What happened?

-He's going to the hospital.
-What do you mean?

His blood pressure
is, like, super high.

-What? Why?
-You guys putting stickers--

you and Sherri.

Well, yeah, I was re-covering
the cameras, obviously.

Is he even really doing that,

or is he just
trying to freak me out?

I could hear
that they were driving.

My biggest fear
before he got in there was

I was thinking he was
gonna have a heart attack.

Both my uncles have died
before the age of 50.

God. Even as mad and angry
as him--at him as I am,

I don't want anything
to happen to him.

-I know.
-Ugh!

I know.

All right,
just please, like, text me.

-Okay, sounds good.
-I love ya.

Love you, too.
Talk to you soon.

All right, bye.
Mom, come over here.

Okay.

Uh, Jax just wrote me
this really long email

saying that, "In terms of
the mortgage, I've been trying

to contact the bank
to pay off what is owed,

but they let me know
the home is in foreclosure,

and after this month, I will
not be paying anything more.

You will be responsible
until we sell the house."

[laughs] What?

When Jax does things like this,
it's so hard to know what's real

or if he's just
wanting attention.

-Why are you responsible?
-What a fool.

I was always hopeful
that being in the facility

would make some kind of change
or open his eyes a little bit

to do something better,
but based on his behavior,

the whole time
he's been in there,

I am so worried that he has
not learned a damn thing.

And he's, like, saying,
we share the podcast 50/50.

He just told Janet and Jason
that he was gonna let me

have all the money
from the podcast.

Oh, my gosh.

I talked to my manager,
and she gets the full amount

until we pay off
what needs to be paid off.

He's not even done the podcast
in how long?

No, he hasn't done the podcast
in, like, two or three months.

I've done everything.
But now look at him.

How can he do this to me?

[voice breaking]
What in the world did I--

did I do to deserve any of this?

You didn't do anything,
Brittany.

* Back and forth we go *

* Up and down we're so *

-* Back and forth we go *
-Cruzy!

* Up *

We're gonna be all right, buddy.

Give Mommy loves.
Give Mommy love!

Don't you lick that booger.
Don't you lick that booger.

Oh. I love you.

-* Back and forth we go *
-Mwah.

Mommy's got us. Mommy's got us.

-Mwah.
-* Back and forth we go *

* Up and down and round
will this go *

***

Next time on "The Valley"...

I'm pretty excited
to walk out that door.

I have anxiety.
I'm anxious. I'm scared.

I do think filing for divorce,
the sooner the better.

I mean, could I start
the filing process today?

You can, absolutely.

KRISTEN: Welcome to your bar,
my love.

Wait! What have you guys done?

-[cheering]
-Shut up.

Look at Janet
just going in right now.

-Stop.
-JASON: I don't know

what's going on with you
right now, but it's--

-What did you just say?
-I'm out.

You're being ----ing weird
right now. Just relax.

This is Dark Side Danny
at his finest.

-Wow.
-Not "Wow," dude.

-JANET: We have nothing to hide.
-[Danny laughs]

My husband's not the one
out here grabbing asses.

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