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[Piper] "Taboo, a prohibition against touching,

saying, or doing something for fear of immediate..."

[continues reading]

It's creepy. [nervous chuckle]

A-and I-I don't-- I don't really get it.

Well, the thing about taboos is that society shuns them,

but if you really think about it, I mean,

there's something very tempting about them.

And the game will test whether or not

we succumb to the taboo, whatever it might be.

Such as?

Such as, "Would you cheat on your husband or wife?"

Oh, that's considered taboo?

See, I just thought that was considered good Country Club etiquette.

- [Piper laughs] Right? - [Adam] You belong to some sick clubs.

- All right, everyone in? - Mm. Oh, yeah.

- Yeah. - All right. The rules are easy.

You each get one card. Don't let anyone else look at it.

- [Kate] Mm-hmm. - All you have to do is answer "yes" or "no"

to the question on it.

Uh, how do we know who answers what question?

We don't. Nobody reads their own card.

It's 100% anonymous.

A total and complete lack of accountability. I like it.

- Like voting. - Like voting.

So after we've answered the cards,

we'll shuffle them all up and pick one to read

and we'll see what we're all truly made of.

- Um, I'm not so sure about this. - [Christian scoffs]

- It's just a game. - [Kate] You, uh, rather play dress-up?

It'll be fun, trust me.

Hmm.

- [Piper] Oh, that's nasty. - [Kate] Ah. [chuckles]

- [Piper] I don't like this. - [Adam] This is the most disturbing question

I've ever been asked.

Hmm. Bizarre.

[Kate] Is "maybe" a good answer?

[Adam] Yum.

[exhales, chuckles]

[Adam] Don't look at me like that.

- So who goes first? - [Elizabeth] Not me.

Jeez, would you guys shut up, already? Okay? Let's read them.

Question: "Would you have sex with a minor?"

Answer: "Yes."

Thus we begin our slide into the moral abyss.

Oh, naughty, naughty.

Ah, shit, I, for one, had sex before I was 14.

I don't see what the big deal is.

Really, I didn't think they had altar boys

in the, uh, the Jewish faith.

Okay, Piper. Your turn.

Question: "Would you sleep with a person of the same sex?"

Answer: "Yes."

What a great game to play with our best friends.

Yeah. Fuck Taboo. Let's have an orgy, huh?

Or enroll in group therapy.

Well, maybe you need new friends.

Well, actually, we all seem pretty well-suited for each other, so far.

Your turn.

Hmm.

All right, the question is, "Would you have a threesome?"

- The answer is "yes." - [Kate] Ooh!

- Two girls and one guy, right? - Does it matter?

Mr. Right-Wing Conservative over there,

looks like he might think two girls would be fun.

- Huh? [chuckles] - [Elizabeth] Okay, my turn.

Question: "Would you have sex for money?"

Answer: "Yes."

Hmm.

I like sex, okay? That does not make me a hooker.

It also doesn't make me a bitch.

- [chuckles] - [Benjamin] That's my lady.

Mmm. Question...

Mmm. "Would you sleep with your partner's best friend?"

Answer...

A very disappointing "no."

Wow, there's one good person amongst us sinners.

Christian. Pardon me,

but don't you have to be a lot fatter and less educated

to be part of the Christian Coalition?

So says the prep-school anarchist.

Ah. No, no, no.

See, I...

I'm just a shallow, materialistic party girl.

And at least I don't pretend to believe in principles.

Well... I believe in principles.

True, he just doesn't have any.

[chuckles]

Christian, stop pouting and, uh, read the last question.

- [Adam] I think he's scared to read the question. - [Kate] Mmm.

[Adam] Just read the card.

It's... Okay. "Would you sleep...

with a relative?" Answer: "Yes."

[Kate] Ah. Ow.

- That's fucking disgusting. - [laughter]

[thunder rumbling]

[unsettling music playing]

[thunder crashing]

[thunder rumbling continues]

[uneasy music playing]

Well, I'm glad that, uh, that you all could make it.

We're glad that you all could make it.

[Piper] That's so cute, Christian.

"We're glad everyone could make it." [laughs]

- We are. - [Piper laughs]

[Elizabeth] Grow up, Piper. Things change.

Yeah, it's easy for you to say.

[Benjamin] Ladies, please. Okay?

We haven't seen each other since graduation.

Could you guys try and be nice maybe, you know?

Stop the whiny, insecure, competitive bullshit. Please?

Yeah, I'm the Jew. It's my job.

[chuckles]

Oh, you like that, Christian? Jew.

It's funny, Jewish. It's good. Right?

Yeah, yeah, I bet you know a lot of good Jew jokes, huh?

- Yeah, there's the-- What's the difference-- - [Benjamin] Christian.

He's kidding.

No, let him-- let him finish. Hey, I mean, it-it's his--

It's his new house, huh?

He owns this big thing. He's the sole heir.

Who's the big winner, Christian?

Don't worry about him, Christian. He's just a sore loser.

What the fuck did I lose?

The ultimate trophy wife. Elizabeth.

- Oh. - Slut.

- Bitch. - Like there's a difference.

Oh, but there is. You see,

a slut gets to sleep with anyone she wants to. Moi.

And a bitch...

Well, a bitch sleeps with no one.

Not even with her fiancé.

- Vous. - [thunder rumbling]

- [Christian] Look at that. One minute. - [Kate laughs]

One minute left and this year is finally over.

- I thought it was a good year. - Oh, yeah.

No, baby, it was-- It was a-- It was a great year.

Mm, spare me.

Excuse me?

Fifty seconds.

Does anybody have any New Year's resolutions?

Mine never come true.

Well, Piper, maybe you should, you know, shoot for something

a little more reasonable, like stop drinking every other day.

[gulps]

Well, there's always next year.

Yes, there is.

Mm-hmm.

Here. A toast.

To the four people in the world that I most love to hate.

And to the one that I hate to love.

To relationships that last as long as we live,

as short as that may be.

Uh, 12 seconds.

[mimics] "Twelve seconds."

I'd like to make a toast to bread.

Because without bread, there would be no toast.

[scoffs] Uh...

A toast for the cure to cancer. And, uh, ending world hunger.

And everything else I'll never be involved in.

To special people and special times.

Special Olympics.

Hear, hear.

It is five...

[all] ...four, three, two, one.

- [thunder crashing] - [clock chiming]

[Elizabeth] Christian?

- [Christian] Oh, my God. - [Elizabeth] Chris--

[lighter clicks, flicks]

It's really not a bad house. It's...

Here, I'll just light this. Let's-let's do this the right way.

[banging]

Guys, just... relax, there's a storm outside, remember?

Come on, let's do this right.

Toast. Happy New Year's.

- [all] Happy New-- - [banging]

[Christian] Oh, for God's sake!

This is ridiculous.

- [Piper] Are you expecting anyone? - Not a soul.

[thunder crashing]

How's work, Benjamin?

- I quit. - Good for you.

Good for me because I would have been fired.

Oh. Sorry, I didn't know.

I really didn't think you were cut out for investment banking anyway.

You've always been so creative,

and banking's just about money and power, so...

What are you gonna do now?

Investment banking

at a firm where I'll make more money and I'll have more power.

What about you, Adam? How's Boston and law school treating you?

Uh, law school sucks.

- I miss New York. - Why?

There's not enough, uh, hookers in Boston, you know?

It's a fucking Catholic city.

Good drinkers though, right?

This is true. But, uh, you know,

what's good is getting drunk if you can't get a hooker?

- [chuckles] - So, Piper, how's everything--?

Elizabeth. I know what you're doing.

Trying to make nice, polite, grown-up talk.

But stop it. We hate it. It's disturbing.

I'm sure that we would all agree we'd much prefer

uncomfortable silence and shocking statements

to tiresome pleasantries and chitchat banter.

Well said.

A mouthful, but well said.

What do you wanna talk about, then?

- Dirt. - Gossip.

I like rumors. Does anyone have any?

Well, Benjamin and I are breaking up.

No shit. And why is that?

Benji?

It's because my-my-- my penis is too big.

- [snorts] - Yeah, it is.

[Piper] Ooh, somebody rained on you.

Got a package marked "personal and confidential."

I didn't think anyone delivered on New Year's after midnight.

Well, it's here.

Well, what is it?

Christian, what is it?

[Christian reading]

Which one of you did this?

[Elizabeth] Let me see those.

[Kate laughs] Who sent it?

There's no return address.

How do you know it's for you?

Let me see those.

[Elizabeth] Excuse me.

These are the answers to that Taboo game

that we played last year.

They're not-- They're not answers, Christian. Those are accusations.

I mean, somebody here is obviously fucking with us.

- [Elizabeth] May I see them? - Who would be so juvenile?

- Not it. - [Elizabeth] You guys.

I hated that game.

There you go, Piper. Revenge.

Now, that's a good motive.

No. No, no, no. It's probably someone who enjoyed the game

and now they wanna play round two.

I liked it.

I didn't do this.

[Adam] Well, I guess whoever isn't either a-a-a prostitute, a...

a rapist, a-a gay, a-an infidel, or a hypocrite

is, you know, the likely candidate. Right?

Hmm?

- [tense music playing] - [clock chimes]

Can I, please?

I'm gonna get some more wine.

[door opens]

[tense music continues]

Hey, do you guys want red or white?

[thunder crashing]

[ticking]

[tense music sting]

Asshole. What are you doing?

"Asshole"?

Elizabeth, that's not a very nice word for you to use.

I wanted to ask you...

Why the fuck did you send that package?

What makes you think I did that?

Well, it's because you think

that you're just so much better than the rest of us, don't you? Huh?

Elizabeth, we went out for...

[inhales deeply]

...what, two years, right?

And we slept together...

Never. Not once.

You know, you just think this whole--

Probably you just think you're as pure as the Virgin Mary, don't you?

That's not true.

Really?

I was wondering if you and Christian

were playing hide the sausage.

Wrong again. I'm waiting till I get married and you know that.

I'm going to scream.

Yeah, I know, you said that.

But you know what? I-I think that probably would be the best idea.

'Cause, I mean, after all, I am the "rapist."

Help!

Try it again. Do it again.

Christian!

All right, well, listen, Elizabeth,

there's two reasons why that's stupid.

One, it hurts my ears when you scream that loud,

and two...

these walls, Elizabeth, they're soundproof.

So no one can hear anything that you're saying.

Oh, by the way, do you, uh...

Do you know what "statutory rape" is?

Last year, after we left this house,

I got caught with an underage girl.

She was 14 going on, like, 24.

I mean, it just seemed fine. She--

Fuck, she was a lot more mature than I was.

We only had sex once. And, really, it wasn't even that good.

Why are you telling me all this?

Because the girl blackmailed me.

One week later, I received a videotape in the mail

of us screwing at her apartment.

Or, actually, her parents' apartment.

There was also an address to a P.O. box

for me to send my monthly check.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

I'm sorry no one ever told me I had such a hairy ass.

[tense music buildup]

- [thuds] - [Adam groans]

[door opens]

[footsteps recede]

Christian?

[thunder rumbling]

Christian!

[door opens, creaks]

- No vino? - Where's Christian?

Don't worry your little head about that.

I decided to make margaritas instead.

Well, where is everybody else?

Ah, drinking, smoking, and fucking, I hope.

Why do you always have to be so crass?

[sharp exhale] My manner isn't pleasing to you.

Do you want me to change it? I will.

Honestly. I can be... [clears throat]

...just as prim and proper as you.

I'll feel very guilty for anything bad that I do

and I'll resent anyone that's having a good time.

It's called growing up, right? [chuckles]

Have you seen Christian?

Oh, I was just telling Elizabeth here

how happy we are that we got the big group together again. You okay?

- Drink up. - You bitches are killing me.

Margaritas in the wintertime?

What's wrong with you people?

What? I like 'em.

Piper, a margarita is a summer drink.

This is totally inappropriate.

- Uh-uh. Tropical drink. - [Benjamin] 'Cause why not?

Mexico is fun. I love parasailing.

Have any of you seen Christian?

- [all] No. - [footsteps tap]

- What's wrong? - She doesn't like margaritas.

No, it's Adam. He attacked me down in the wine cellar.

What did-- he? He touched you?

No, he insulted me and he threatened me.

Uh, Elizabeth, you-you said he attacked you.

Did he insult you or attack you? There's a big difference.

[Benjamin] Unless, of course, he attacks your character.

[laughs]

[footsteps tap]

Elizabeth.

What did he do?

[footsteps recede]

[thunder crashing]

Adam?

Hello?

- Adam? - [door creaks]

[Elizabeth] Adam. Adam.

Elizabeth, nobody's down here. This is stupid.

You're right, this is stupid.

I never wanted to have this reunion weekend in the first place.

Oh.

This house is for entertaining.

[smacks lips] Tomorrow night, it's just gonna be me and you.

We're gonna have a nice big steak

and a bottle of Lafite Rothschild.

Our favorite.

[Elizabeth] Oh, my God.

God.

Oh, Jesus. Oh.

[Christian groans]

Is he dead?

You should know! Jesus!

What are you talking about?

Ah!

When you said he attacked you, Elizabeth... [pants]

I guess you were telling the truth, only you had it backwards, right?

[breathes heavily]

Except for the note card

and the fact that he has a hole in his stomach.

Okay, uh, take this.

- [Kate] So who goes first? - [Benjamin] Question:

"Would you have sex with a minor?"

Answer: "Yes."

Thus we begin our slide into the moral abyss.

Oh, naughty, naughty.

Ah, shit, I, for one, had sex before I was 14.

I don't see what the big deal is.

[Christian sighs] All right.

What are you gonna do?

[Elizabeth] What am I gonna do?

What are we gonna do? Christian, I did not do this.

- I swear. - No. Who did?

I don't know.

Did you have something to do with those note cards, Elizabeth?

- Tell me now. - No!

It-- Why does that matter? Adam's dead.

Somebody in this house killed him.

And the only one that wasn't in the bar was you.

All right. Just--

Don't worry, okay?

Don't worry?

Somebody in this house is a murderer,

and we're stuck here.

[Christian] Listen to me.

We're gonna go upstairs and you're gonna pretend

like nothing is wrong, okay? Pretend you never saw this.

How am I supposed to do that?

However you can.

Obviously, Adam did something to deserve this.

Unless there's something you're not telling me...

I cannot think of a reason why someone would wanna do this to us.

But what about the others?

What about them?

All right, just-just stay close to me.

All right, just-- [indistinct] As soon as this storm breaks,

we are leaving. Okay?

Here. Wipe your hands.

[thunder crashing]

Okay, Benji. Why don't you show me how, um,

how you hold yours?

Like this.

- Oh! That's good. - [door opens]

You can show me on the table now.

Oh. Did you find your rapist?

What?

Remember, didn't you say that Adam,

he-he tried to rape you?

No, I didn't. I said he attacked me.

- [gasps] - Mmm.

I think he found some old porno mags in the basement or something.

- Party pooper. - [Kate] Eh, it doesn't mean that the, um,

the fun is over for the rest of us now, does it?

- What do you propose? - Naked Twister.

- Mmm. - [Piper clears throat]

There are consequences for acting foolish.

Immortal-- Immo--

Immorality doesn't pay.

- Okay. Fine, Piper. - [laughs]

- Spin the bottle? - I really don't feel like playing any games.

Oh. I-I didn't ask you.

- [chuckles] - Truth or dare, Benjamin?

Um, truth.

[Piper] Okay, let me-- Let me think.

Um...

I got it. Are you...

or are you not...

a raging,

full-blown, butt-humper?

[snorts, laughs]

Excuse me?

Faggot. Honey, she wants to know if you are one.

I-I-I mean, I don't know,

but do Republican senators

with openly gay children

ever get reelected?

I mean, not-not that anybody would-would wanna leak that information.

Me and Kate have been going out for three years. Okay?

I mean, that-that really isn't an answer, Benjamin.

- Mmm. - No, it's not, Benji.

Silence equals death. Mm?

[mimics] "Silence equals death."

You know what?

Fuck you.

[laughs mockingly]

- [door slams] - That's my man.

You guys are disgusting.

- Bye. - Mm-hmm.

[Kate] Wanna play, Christian?

Sure.

[thunder crashing]

Sorry about that in the game room.

I'm sure you are.

She looks very happy, huh?

"Virtue, honesty, and justice."

Christian's family motto.

Words to live by.

[scoffs] Yeah, yeah.

Or to, um, die by.

You know, at least if-if the story's true.

Come on, Elizabeth. Don't pretend you never heard the story.

It was such a big scandal.

[laughs]

Christian's polo-playing father

vanished after the family found out

that he was romping a prostitute. [chuckles]

It was a rumor. The case never even went to trial.

[chuckles]

You are so fucking naive.

Hey, wake up. [snaps fingers]

They probably bought the fucking judge.

Okay? My father's a politician.

Believe me, I know how the system works.

Supposedly, he banged that cheap whore right here in this house

and got her pregnant. [chuckles]

This isn't the time nor the place to be talking about this.

I wonder which bedroom they used?

- Stop it. - [chuckles]

You know what the funny thing is about old money families?

- [thunder crashing] - They can clean up any mess.

How dare you?

[laughs]

How dare I?

Let me tell you something, Elizabeth, okay?

I know the lengths that people will go

to protect their reputations.

And you can take that as a threat.

[faucet running]

[classical music playing]

- [thunder rumbling] - [door slams]

[electricity buzzing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[thudding in distance]

[Piper] Do you hear that thudding?

- [thudding continues] - [woman moaning]

- I think someone, mmm... - [woman laughing, moaning]

...is having sex in the next room.

[giggles]

Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

- [woman laughs] - No.

You don't think sex is fun?

I don't know, Piper. What kind of question is that?

You don't know? Hmm?

Do you think Christian

would ever cheat on you?

No.

- Ooh. Do you think... - [moaning continues]

...that he would have a threesome with you and me?

No, I think he learned his lesson last time with Kate and you.

- Ooh, I remember. - [moaning continues]

You know, like the note card and the mystery package.

"Infidel." [giggles]

You drink too much.

Nuh-uh.

- I just get... - [thudding continues]

- ...mmm, tipsy, every now and then. - [moaning continues]

Now and then, every day, Piper. You're a lush.

That's what you told Christian to make him break up with me!

Wow!

You're paranoid.

You told Christian

that I was a slut.

That only a slut would have a threesome.

Or a drunk.

Uh! So now I'm a-- I'm a drunk slut? Great.

Great. Wonderful. You know what?

- I know what you've done. - [moaning continues]

- I'm not as stupid as I look. - [woman giggling]

No, I think you have it backwards.

I think you don't look as stupid as you really are.

- [thudding continues] - [moaning continues]

God, you're like-- You're just like a fucking piece of work.

- Ditto. - [moaning intensifies]

[hums sarcastically]

- [giggling] - [woman] Ah! Shit!

- Stupid, I'm not stupid. - [woman pants, laughs]

- [moaning continues] - [thudding]

- [thudding] - [thunder rumbling]

[moaning continues]

Christian, what are you doing?

[window thudding]

[tense music buildup]

[window thudding]

[gasps]

- Okay, Piper. Your turn. - [Piper] Question:

"Would you sleep with a person of the same sex?"

Answer: "Yes."

Ooh, now it's getting fun.

[thunder crashing, rumbling]

- Where's Kate? - I don't know. Why?

She was the last one to see Benjamin.

No, I was the last one to see Benjamin.

Okay. Once again, another fact

that does not work in your favor.

Here's a little tip, honey.

Stay away from people that don't like you

and end up dead.

I'm gonna go look for Kate.

Elizabeth.

You've got this all wrong.

I'm not the person you need to be afraid of.

Who should I be afraid of?

Don't leave this room.

Why?

Because I said so, Elizabeth.

Don't answer the bedroom door until you hear this knock.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Where's Benjamin?

He's taking a bubble bath.

Yeah?

What are you guys doing in here?

Where's Kate?

She's downstairs

playing with some of your daddy's old rifles.

[imitates gunshot, chuckles]

What do you think of my nightie?

I don't--

Really?

What about you, Elizabeth?

I think you should sit down.

- Okay. - I'm going downstairs.

Only open the door if you hear me knock.

[tense music playing]

- [door opens, closes] - [thunder crashes]

[Piper humming]

[knock on door]

[doorknob clicks]

Hello. [chuckles]

Huh. The two of you are having fun, aren't you?

Just two sorority sisters

talking about the good old times.

Christian was looking for you.

You look nervous.

Why is Benjamin taking so long?

Would you mind leaving us alone for a minute? Piper?

Oh, you're right.

Mmm, mm-hmm.

Time for a refill.

I think we should all go downstairs together.

I think we should stay here.

Have a little chat. Just the two of us.

Bye, Piper.

Bye.

You can put an end to all of this, Elizabeth.

It's all up to you.

What are you talking about?

We're all guilty as sin, okay? Remember the little game we played?

I just don't think that we really deserve what we got.

I mean, sexual preference and frequency

shouldn't really be a matter of life and death, should it?

- And what's your point? - The note cards?

[sharp exhale] Don't.

[scoffs]

I know what you did, Elizabeth.

I know about you.

Yeah, well, I know about you too.

I know how you can afford to live so extravagantly

even though you're totally broke and officially unemployed.

Oh, you mean the money that Benjamin pays me

to play his little girlfriend because he's so scared

that his parents will take away his inheritance if they find out he's gay?

You mean, that money, Elizabeth?

Whatever he pays you doesn't even come close to covering your budget.

Ooh. [scoffs]

Is Prada a crime, hm?

I mean, I hope not.

Because good taste is so damn expensive, Elizabeth.

But you know all about that, don't you?

You spend way more than I do.

[chuckles]

But now you've gone and done it.

You've married money.

Congratulations, E--

Elizabeth!

[thunder crashing]

[pants]

- [doorknob screeches, rattles] - [pants]

[pants]

No.

Damn it. [sighs]

Oh, my God.

- [gasps] - [woman screams]

- Oh, my God! - [gunshot]

Shit! [breathing heavily]

[door opens]

- [thuds] - [screams]

[switch clicks]

[gasps]

[Elizabeth] Your turn, Adam.

All right, the question is, "Would you have a threesome?"

The answer is "yes."

- Two girls, one guy, right? - Does it matter?

Well, Mr. Right-Wing Conservative over there

looks like he might think two girls would be fun.

[Kate] Elizabeth!

Elizabeth!

Elizabeth!

- [banging on door] - Elizabeth!

- [banging on door] - Elizabeth, open up!

- [banging on door] - Elizabeth, hurry!

Elizabeth!

- [gunshot] - [gasps, thuds]

[footsteps]

[door slams]

[thunder crashing, rumbling]

[door opens, squeaks]

[thunder crashing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[door rattles, screeches]

[Elizabeth] Oh, a gun.

- Don't shoot your eye, darling. - [gasps]

- What are you doing? - [flicks]

Having a smoke.

Do you want one?

Oh, that's right, you don't smoke.

Good girls and vices just don't mix, do they?

Where's Christian? I heard a gunshot. What happened?

Ah! Hair trigger, could've been killed.

You still might.

I'm gonna give you ten seconds to tell me where he is

before I shoot you. Okay?

- Ten, nine, eight, seven... - Don't pretend like you don't know, Elizabeth.

- ...six, five... - You know where Christian is.

...four, three...

- The two of you murdered Adam and Benjamin! - ...two, one!

Duh. [chuckles]

I would've told you it wasn't loaded if only you would've asked.

Now, let's play a new game, okay?

See, Elizabeth, you're not the one with the loaded gun,

so you're not really calling the shots right now.

Oh, I made a pun.

I am feeling very charitable at the moment

so I'm gonna go ahead and help you find Christian

- if only you play this little game with me, okay? - No.

- Then you're not gonna find Christian. - I don't wanna find Christian

if you've already killed him too.

[scoffs] Christian is alive and well.

But I'm gonna go ahead and tell you for information that I haven't killed anyone...

[rifle clicks]

Yet. Hmm?

Let's play the game.

Put this on.

Elizabeth, this is how the game is played.

Put it on.

Now, you're gonna try and find Christian.

Okay? Now, as you're getting closer,

I'm gonna say "warm," "warmer," "hot." Hmm?

And then, when you go in the wrong direction,

I'll go ahead and give you a "cold," "colder," "dead."

You got it?

I'm gonna get you for this.

You already have, Elizabeth.

- You already have. - What are you talking about?

Oh, you'll find out soon enough. Okay, let's play.

Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. I'm losing my patience.

Okay, why don't I go ahead and cheat for you?

Why don't you turn to the right?

There you go. Step to the side.

Another one. Go forward.

Forward. [chuckles]

Open the door.

There you go.

[thunder crashing]

Forward. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

Hurry. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

I can't go any faster.

Oh, why not? Are you afraid you might fall down and go boom?

That would be awful.

It would also be a fucking accident.

Oh, Elizabeth, relax.

If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it much, much earlier.

By the way, have you thought any more about what I said about the mystery package?

- No. - Really? 'Cause, you see, I have.

Benjamin turned out to be gay, and Adam is the rapist, and Piper...

Poor Piper is the infidel. Basically leaves me, you, and Christian

to fight over the prostitute and the hypocrite, huh?

- Warm. Warmer. Colder! - Sorry.

- Sorry. - What was that?

"Sorry"? Wow.

That's a whole new word for you, isn't it, Elizabeth?

A new emotion. Way to go.

Very proud of you. Hurry.

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

- Very warm. - Christian?

I didn't say "hot," Elizabeth. I said "warm."

Why are you doing this? What did they ever do to you?

Huh. That's a very good question.

Ever asked yourself that question?

What have they ever done to you, Elizabeth?

But then, this is all just a big, fun, happy game, isn't it?

Well, warmer.

Whoa, oh, oh.

Oh.

I think you've done it. Hot.

What are you doing?

- Oh, my God! - [gunshot]

[body thuds]

[screeches]

[Elizabeth] What are you doing?

[Christian] Taking her body downstairs.

We have to do something with her.

She killed everyone. Everyone's dead.

Yeah. I guess you might want this.

Question: "Would you have sex for money?"

Answer: "Yes."

I like sex. Okay? That does not make me a hooker.

It also doesn't make me a bitch.

[Piper chuckles]

What's going on, Christian?

I told you. We have to do something about these bodies.

Why?

Why do you think?

You can't have dead bodies

littering about the living room.

What would the neighbors think, for God's sake?

Well, why can't we just wait for the police to come?

It's not their problem.

It's not our problem.

In a roundabout, kind of complicated,

for-richer-or-poorer way, it is, Elizabeth, our problem.

I did this, Elizabeth, for you.

No. Christian, no.

They knew.

Elizabeth, they knew about what you did.

You were smart,

but you were also sloppy.

Next time, send someone else

to pick up the checks from the P.O. box.

Whatever they told you, it's not true.

It's over.

They knew about you.

They planned on getting their revenge this weekend.

But I wasn't gonna let that happen.

Now was I?

- But why--? - Taboo.

They found out about Taboo.

That's why we all came up here.

That's why they were all confronting you with their sexual sins.

They were trying to scare you into confessing.

- Confess what? - Exactly.

They knew you'd say that.

That's why they planned on tormenting you

and tricking you into admitting it.

You blackmailed them, Elizabeth.

They found out.

Okay? You don't need to lie to me anymore.

All right? It's over.

You won. Game is over.

No, we won.

Am I supposed to think you did this for us?

- Yes. - Don't patronize me.

But that is why I did it.

Okay. You know what, convince me.

I stacked the note cards in the order everyone was sitting around the room

so that each person would draw the question

I thought they would answer "yes" to, their vice.

And?

And then I set up a situation over the past year

where they had a golden opportunity to pursue that vice.

[Christian] And when they did,

you were there to document the event.

Yes.

So you tapped into their sexual fantasies

and you blackmailed them.

That was an afterthought.

[scoffs]

You are evil.

No, just poor and desperate.

All I ever wanted was to win your love.

At their expense!

They're degenerates.

An infidel, a prostitute, a homosexual, and a rapist?

You were always the good one, the strong one, the moral one.

They weren't like you. They didn't deserve you.

Yes, I know that,

but did you have to punish them so severely?

No.

It seems you did that.

Oh, you don't think that blackmailing people

who considered you a friend was punishment?

I mean, exposing their private lives without their consent,

that's not punishment to you?

Okay, that's the "why." Tell me how.

Adam was a horny little bastard.

Ah, you should know that. You went out with him after all.

I paid a 14-year-old girl to hit on him at a bar...

and take him back to her place and have sex with him.

And what?

And videotape it.

Ah. How poetic.

Next victim. Benjamin.

I would bet that he would pay a pretty penny

to keep his sexual identity in the closet.

There's this bar he liked to go to where...

nobody knew your name as long as you were a guy and good-looking.

And Kate?

There's nothing to tell, she was a prostitute.

Oh, come on, she wasn't a streetwalker.

She had a few select European clients.

How do you know so much?

I know everything.

[whispers] I doubt it.

Oh, but still, shouldn't you have given Kate

a little leeway for her humble upbringing?

Just kidding.

And my dear little Piper,

how did you fuck her life up?

Just... Hold on.

You set up that three-way between her, me, and Kate, didn't you?

I mean, you knew me. You knew that I would break up with her,

that I would never look at her the same again.

Same with Adam, or Benjamin, and anybody else.

And, oh, speak of the devil,

what about me?

[Kate] Question:

Mmm. "Would you sleep

with your partner's best friend?"

Answer:

A very disappointing "no."

Right? I said one thing, I did another. I'm a hypocrite.

But I forgive you.

Why?

Why not blackmail me, ruin my life?

Because I wanted you more than anything else in the whole world.

And it-it was always about you, Christian.

I wanted my family.

Our family. A new beginning.

Yeah. Well, you know, I think we're pretty much done...

talking about this.

There is just one more little thing.

I know you're not gonna shoot me.

How are you so sure?

We're family, remember?

I just have one surprise for you.

I promise you, you're gonna like this.

Everything is gonna make sense in a moment.

[Elizabeth] Christian?

[lighter flicks]

- [gasps] - [Adam] Morning, sunshine.

[laughs]

- [punch lands] - [thuds]

[tense music playing]

[panting]

[thunder crashing]

Christian, are you okay?

[exhales deeply]

- Where is she? - She ran upstairs.

- [thunder rumbling] - [Christian] I'm gonna go get her.

I say let's kill her. Huh?

I'd love to see this girl dead.

- Not part of the plan. - Well, let's just

- change the plan. - If we change the plan--

Nobody touches her.

- I'm gonna go up there alone. - [Adam] Go up alone?

That's a great way to think on your feet there, Christian. Very smart.

She's still my fiancée. So I'm gonna go deal with it.

- Is this guy fucking serious? - [Kate] Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Here, you never know.

Is-is he okay?

Yeah, he's okay. He's just uptight,

and he's anal-retentive, and he's conservative,

and he's got a very tweaked and twisted moral imperative.

Hey, go get 'em, big guy!

Elizabeth.

[door creaks]

[foreboding music playing]

It's time for Elizabeth's greatest hits.

- I'm going to enjoy this. - Mmm, nice.

- Champagne, anyone? - Ah!

- Ah! - Good job, actually.

All right. Here's to living in sin.

- And to good girls gone bad. - We're here, we're queer,

and we're not going shopping.

- Kate? - Fuck it, I'm thirsty.

Wait, you guys, something doesn't feel right.

It feels very, very right.

- Come here, you little bitch. - Mmm. [giggles]

- I thought you'd never ask. - I don't ask.

- I am a rapist. - Mmm.

- What was the sixth question? - To what?

The game, Benjamin. What was the sixth question?

I've got a new question.

- Hm? - Yeah.

Would you get naked with your sexiest friends?

- [Piper giggles] - Would you guys listen to me for a second?

You want a little piece of this, Benji?

You guys, listen to me for a second.

What was Elizabeth's question?

- You want a piece of this? Go ahead. - Yeah.

Now think about what she was trying to do with this little game of hers.

I mean, she wanted to expose all of our moral weaknesses. Right?

There were six cards.

Kate, do you really think that little bitch

- would expose herself? - Why not?

Because then, Mr. Virtue, Honesty, and Justice,

he would have found out she wasn't perfect, and he would've dumped her ass.

[Kate] No. He wouldn't

because she forgave him for his transgressions

which means he would have to forgive her.

I know how Christian thinks, okay?

Where do they keep the games in this place?

- Hm? - [Piper giggles]

Maybe in the game room!

Thanks.

[door opens, creaks]

Elizabeth?

It's over.

[doorknob clicks]

[switch clicks]

House is locked tight. There's nowhere else to go.

You had your chance to confess and come clean.

- [switch clicks] - [tense music plays]

I realized they were right.

That you were the one who blackmailed them,

ruined their lives. I had no choice, Elizabeth.

You understand, don't you?

[tense music intensifies]

[breathing heavily]

[thunder rumbling]

[grunts]

[sharp exhale]

[tense music playing]

Oh, my God.

[door squeaking]

Hey! Hey!

[banging on door]

Hey!

Let me out!

[Piper giggles]

- [barks] - Jesus Christ!

[barks, laughs]

Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth on recording] I paid a 14-year-old girl to hit on him at a bar

and take him back to her place and have sex with him.

[Christian] And what?

[Elizabeth] And videotape it.

[Christian] Ah. How poetic.

- [door opens, closes] - Next victim. Benjamin.

I would bet that he would pay a pretty penny

to keep his sexual identity in the closet.

[Elizabeth] There's this bar he liked to go to where...

nobody knew your name as long as you were a guy and good-looking.

Looking for me?

Elizabeth.

I don't think so.

"You don't think so," what?

Keep your blouse on.

Why?

I'm not really in the mood, so to speak.

Oh, you don't find me attractive now?

Not particularly.

But you've wanted me ever since we met,

the whole year we dated, and this is your chance.

No, it's-it's over.

It doesn't have to be.

Elizabeth.

I'm sorry.

Well, if it's over, then why not have one last hurrah?

The first and the last.

Is it bad or immoral?

Not now.

Moral absolutism's a tricky proposition, isn't it?

Hmm. Do you like that?

Yes.

You wanna kiss me?

Yes.

Then kiss me.

[Piper giggling]

Hello? Let me in.

- [bed creaking] - [sighs]

- Guys, it's Benjamin. Let me in. - [indistinct chatter]

- [Piper giggling] - [bed creaking]

Can't be much of a threesome with just the two of you.

- [Piper giggling] - [Adam indistinct]

- [Piper moaning] - [Adam] Baby girl!

All talk and no Benjamin.

You're playing with my emotions!

- [bed creaking] - [Piper moaning]

- [Piper screams, giggles] - [Adam groans]

[Christian on recording] Right? I said one thing, I did another.

- I'm a hypocrite. - [Elizabeth] But I forgive you.

[Christian] Why? Why not blackmail me, ruin my life?

[Elizabeth] Because I wanted you more than anything else in the whole world.

[whirring]

[moaning, breathing heavily]

Wait. Wait. Wait.

- I can't. - I need you to tell me

- that you love me. - [groans]

I hope you can forgive me for this.

- [groans] - [bed creaks]

Not right now.

Please. I want more.

This means everything to me.

Oh, my God.

[breathing heavily, groaning]

All I ever wanted was your love.

[Christian panting]

But as my brother.

[tense music sting]

- Now you... - What?

Well, now you know why I never let you sleep with me.

[Christian panting]

Ah, what?

Now you know why I did it.

- Now what--? - [belt clinks]

What were you just talking about?

Now you know why I never slept with you.

Question:

If your father and the woman he was having an affair with

had a daughter...

what would her name be?

Answer:

Elizabeth.

What?

That's disgusting.

I don't find those jokes funny at all.

They killed my mother and our father...

but they didn't kill me.

Ah, what-- Stop it.

You're fucking sick in the head.

You got everything and I got nothing.

- [faucet squeaks] - It's not fair.

[water running]

I wanted you,

but never like this.

Now I just want what I think is rightfully mine.

And half-sister means half of everything.

Elizabeth, shut up. Okay?

It's... fucking psycho. It's not funny.

- All right? - It's gonna be fun telling the newspapers

and the TV stations and everyone.

Everyone's gonna know about you and your family.

Yeah, I waited years to find out who my family was.

And when I found out, I had no choice but to go in for the kill.

And I'm really sorry your mom had to die, but an eye for an eye.

- [faucet squeaks] - And now, we get to inherit

- our family fortune. - I swear she's fucking psycho.

You're fucking crazy, you know that!?

And to think, you, of all people, will have their reputation destroyed.

Elizabeth! Tell me you're fucking lying to me.

- I can't. - Fucking say it! You're lying to me.

Tell me!

- Mm-mm. - Elizabeth?

- It's the truth, Christian. - No, it's not.

I've got the proof inside me.

I should just kill you right now.

It would make an even better story, if you killed me.

You can't get away with this, Christian.

[Christian sighs]

But, on the other hand, I could keep my mouth shut

and we could, um...

live happily ever after.

[thunder crashing]

We're the only ones that need to know about this.

Just you and me.

[kisses]

Just you and me.

[Elizabeth gasps] Ow!

Just you and me.

Knock, knock.

People, you're supposed to say, "Who's there?"

Hello?

[Christian] Who's there?

Homo.

Christian, work with me. You're supposed to say,

"Homo, who?"

What is it? Fag season? [chuckles]

[body thuds]

- [Adam] You go look. - [Piper] I'm in the shower!

[shower running]

[Adam] Uh, you know, if Christian shot him, good.

I'm gonna stay right here.

[Piper] What if she shot him?

[Adam] Even better.

- Fuck 'em both. - You're just a pussy.

- Okay, I'm a pussy. Fine. - You know,

you could go get some more wine while you take a look.

You know, generally, Pipes,

you ask for favors before you put out.

[Piper] That was just a warm-up,

an hors d'oeuvre, a snack, a nibble.

All right, I get the point. But listen,

don't you fuck anybody else while I'm gone.

[Piper chuckles] You'd better hurry.

[recording continues playing]

[footsteps tapping]

[Christian] And Kate?

[Elizabeth] There's nothing to tell, she's a prostitute.

[Christian] Oh, come on, she wasn't a streetwalker.

- She had a few select-- - [recording clicks]

[thunder crashing]

Hey, Christian!

Hello?

Jesus Christ.

Hey, buddy, she got you good, huh?

You might need some stitches, you fucking idiot.

Oh, God.

Hi, Benji.

Jesus.

I know what you've been wanting, you fruitcake.

H-hey, uh...

Jesus, did you, uh, hear that gunshot a few minutes ago?

- [thunder crashing] - I dropped the gun.

All right, okay, great.

Uh, did you, uh...

take care of Elizabeth?

You could say that.

No, you could say that.

I'd hate for our brilliant scheme to fall apart

because the psycho got away.

She's not going anywhere.

All right.

Perfect, but, uh...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some important business

to take care of.

[body thuds]

[shower running]

[Piper] Oh, I got soap in my eyes.

[door opens, creaks]

Adam, baby, I-I need-- Can you give me a towel?

[door closes]

Is that you?

Adam, I really need a towel.

I can't see a damn thing and it really hurts.

Adam.

Sorry.

Christian, is that you?

In the flesh.

Where's Adam?

I think it's called a "fuck and run."

Like all the others.

What do you want?

What do you think?

Well, why don't you reach out and touch someone?

Mm, you're cold.

You know what they say,

"Warm heart, cold gun."

Why do you have a gun?

I use it for killing people.

- Well, put it away. - Aren't we bossy?

[sighs]

What's wrong? Um, what-what do you need?

- Huh? - [Piper exhales]

You, you're scaring me.

I'm sorry.

You want me to take you out for dinner and-and make up for it?

Just-- Just hand me a towel, okay?

Okay.

[rifle clacks]

Hold your horses. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

[Piper] Oh, ah.

You think you're so great 'cause you're rich,

but you're not.

You were lucky to have me.

And judging from your attitude,

you'd be lucky to get a little physical pleasure, buddy.

And God knows this pent-up little choirboy bullshit's

gonna make you blow one day.

You'll never do better than me. I mean, look at Elizabeth,

you picked a real winner there.

- [rifle cocks] - Ouch.

[clicks]

- [groans] - [thuds]

[opens, creaks]

[gasps]

Oh, God.

- [footsteps tapping] - [breathing shakily]

[gasps, pants]

- [rifle cocks] - Fucking perfect.

[gasps]

[footsteps tapping]

[door opens]

[door creaking]

Kate.

Stay there, Elizabeth.

No, i-it's not me that's doing this.

- It's Christian. - Shut up!

I found Adam and Benjamin.

I saw the old note cards.

I know, and I'm sorry, but I'm not the one that's doing this.

Would you sleep with a relative, Elizabeth?

- Kate-- - My God. What? You can't have Christian

- so now you're just gonna kill all of us? - No.

- Elizabeth! Ahh! - No, Kate, stop it. No!

[thuds]

[footsteps approaching]

[thunder crashing, rumbling]

[pool cue thuds]

Do you wanna break, honey, or should I?

Fine. I'll do it.

- [tense music sting] - [thuds]

How's your steak?

Delicious.

[clears throat]

And, uh, the polenta?

It's good.

And the-the wine.

It's Lafite Rothschild, uh, 1954.

The year that our father was born.

The wine's perfect.

It's your favorite, isn't it?

Yes.

To my incestuous sister.

Don't say that.

Oh, God, it's... it's delightful.

Have another sip.

You have to savor a wine like this,

because you never know when you're gonna have it again.

Do you remember last year when you said that...

I believed in principles, but I-I didn't have them?

Yes.

Well, do you still think that?

Why?

Because...

I'm-- I wanna do the right thing.

I would hate for people to think that our family has lost

what we most cherish...

virtue, honesty, justice.

Then do the right thing.

Well, what-what would that be, exactly?

Giving me half of everything you have.

I would, but you're illegitimate and...

you know how I feel about such things.

Then marry me.

Both of us are guilty, Christian.

Yes, we are.

We are both guilty.

Guilty as charged.

To both of us.

Cheers.

It's agreed...

we're both guilty.

And the guilty must pay.

We don't have to.

That would make me a hypocrite.

You are a hypocrite, Christian.

No, I'm not!

I'm a man of my word.

You poisoned me?

How could you kill me?

I thought you'd be honored.

Being murdered is one of our family's oldest traditions, after all.

You can ask our father when you see him.

We're no better than him, Elizabeth.

We failed our family.

What's gonna happen?

- Well... - [utensils clink]

In a few more seconds,

you won't be able to get a breath at all.

Then you'll lose consciousness

and you'll float away to never-never land.

It's the best way to go.

Trust me.

No, I mean, what's gonna happen to you?

[glass thuds]

[gulps]

[soft piano music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

Good night.

[wind whooshing]

[thunder crashing]

[unsettling music playing]

[music fades]