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That's right.

Give me all of your cum.

What are you boys doing?

We're just cleaning the house. You know, for Mother's Day.

Yeah, we wanted to class you.

Oh, yeah.

I got you these.

Thank you boys so much.

You're my favorite stepmom.

I'm your only stepmom.

I wish you were my real mom.

I love you both so much.

So, you and dad aren't gonna try to have any kids?

Oh, no, he doesn't want any more kids.

That's a bummer. I'd love to have kids with you.

Dude!

Shut up.

Honey, it's the thought that counts.

Come on, let's go to my room.

Play some video games.

Let us know if you need anything.

I will. I'm gonna make lunch, you guys.

Thanks.

Dude, get off the tower.

Not my fault you can't get up here.

You keep putting respawn flares up there.

Well, no shit.

Didn't say that was off -limits.

It's supposed to be a 1v1, man. Come on.

Dude, come on.

Got it.

What? 350. I told you.

Fuck. What's your ass again?

Whatever.

Did you see how she was looking at me?

I think you should tell them not to fuck me.

Dude, stop it.

My stepmom.

Besides, she's always flirting with me.

She probably was only doing it with you because she feels bad for you.

I think she totally wants my baby.

What?

No. Dude, if anything, she'd want my baby before yours.

Just make me a baby if you'd like.

I don't really care which one of you it is, but I want a cream pie right now.

Whoa.

Really? I mean... Yeah, I'll be happy to.

Are you sure?

I'm sure. You can help make me a mother this Mother's Day by giving me all of

your seeds.

Oh, that'd be so cool.

Hell yeah.

Why don't one of you get busy licking this and I'll let the other one stick?

I'll eat it.

I want to eat it. No.

She's my grandma.

Fine.

You can start.

Yes.

Good choice.

Thank you.

Why do I dance and dance?

I'm gonna take those pants off.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

Do you want your turn?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Maybe I'll just drop that.

and come deliver me.

Oh, you boys are wonderful.

So much comb, Parker.

I'm covered in it and filled with it.

You

boys

are wonderful.

I'm just going to knock me up for Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day. Oh, thank you.