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Uh, Keisha?

Let me ask you a question.

What happened with the massage school and the money I gave you and starting

business and those things?

Well, Daddy, I started the business and everything, but you're not going to like

it.

You don't have to call me Daddy. I mean, I'm your stepfather, but... So what am

I not going to like? I'll show you.

I'm ready, Daddy.

Well, this is the massage I was telling you about.

Where's the table?

I need someone to try it on.

Imagine what mommy would think if she walked in with my body all bare.

I may need to practice on you a little bit.

Why are you fucking me, daughter?

It's so bad in here.

But I like you so much.

You feel so fucking good in here.

Hey, man.

Yeah, it's me. I'm at your place. Where you at?

Fuck,

man. You're going to be a couple hours?

I need to pick that stuff up.

Oh. Oh, okay.

There's a key under the mat.

You sure it's cool if I just go on inside and grab it?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, man. All right. I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

I can call him.

Daddy, daddy, daddy!

I'm ready.

Gross. Ew, Uncle Eric, what the fuck are you doing here?

Keisha!

What are you doing dressed like that?

Especially for your daddy.

Where'd you go?

Did you go through your bedroom?

Oh,

there you are.

What are you... doing in here?

Well, I just came by to pick up a package. I mean, your dad ordered some

automotive parts for me. Um, what are you doing greeting him like that?

I started my own massage business thing.

It's Japanese.

Japanese? But you're dressed like that. Why are you even looking at me right

now? I'm not wearing clothes.

I noticed that when you came.

Bouncing on out there to meet your daddy.

So, uh, what exactly did you have planned?

Well, I was gonna show him how I do my massages.

You were gonna show him how you do your massages?

Dressed like this? You're so fucking creepy, dude.

Yes, dressed like this. It's how we do the massage. It's the technique.

Oh, I guess you're kind of recording too, huh?

So, uh, I mean, he's not going to be home for a few hours. Maybe you could

me how you do it.

No, it's not the kind of massage that you think it is, Uncle Eric.

Oh, it's not? You can do it with my brother, but you can't do it with me.

It's not a big deal. I'm sure I'll learn about it. I'm sure your mom knows about

it and stuff like that. We'll probably talk about it at dinner one time. No, my

mom, she can't know that I'm doing the kind of technique.

Really? What kind of technique is it?

I mean, it sounds intriguing to me.

You're too creepy for this kind of massage.

You know, you're probably right.

It's probably better that you and your... Your daddy had these special

I guess I'll just go. I'm sure, you know, your mom's good with it. I'm good

it. He's good with it. Everybody's good with it. I mean, it's no big deal.

I should just probably leave, right? No, no, no, no, no.

She can't know about it. Like, seriously, Uncle Eric.

Please.

Okay.

I mean, I don't see a massage table or anything like that. What kind of

massage is it?

It's a body -to -body massage, okay?

Really? A body -to -body massage? I mean, doesn't like this get

caught on people? I mean, wouldn't that rub people the wrong way if it's body

-to -body?

It's nude.

You don't wear clothes when you do this kind of massage. It's nude.

This gets better and better.

I mean, so you're nude. I mean, you've obviously...

done this before, this isn't the first time, otherwise we wouldn't be recording

it.

Um, so, uh, yeah, uh, how do we get this started?

Should I just go ahead and get undressed and get dressed?

That works.

Take your clothes off.

Yeah, you're all grown up there aren't you?

Need help with those shoes?

Stop talking.

And I just lay face up, face down.

Yep.

Hmm. Feels nice.

Yeah, my hands are pretty magical.

I bet they are.

You've got more than hands. Alright, part of this is not talking.

Relax.

Wonder, I bet you did a lot of talking with your daddy.

That's neither here nor there.

Oh, I bet you it was here both times.

Okay. Gel's nice and cool.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's warm.

Yeah.

You know what? One of the techniques

started in Japan.

Really?

This is Japanese.

Oh,

yeah.

My family used to play Twister

in the family reunion.

So nice.

You're so fucking greedy.

Yes, it's soft skin.

Oh yeah.

It's like the good old days of the slip and slide in the front yard.

I don't know exactly.

I don't know exactly.

That's for sure.

You definitely passed the flying

colors through the massage tool, that's for sure.

Yeah, well, now you paid a lot of money for it.

My daddy pays for a lot of things.

But I mean, I guess that's okay. You're paying him back with these massages,

right?

That's right, I am.

Hmm. You know, I bet you and your mother would probably be really

good as a doubles act with this.

Gross.

You know, our... It's all slick and smooth.

Maybe I could help her out and introduce her to it.

I mean, you wouldn't mind, would you?

Why? You're the creepiest fucking uncle there could possibly be.

Shh. Don't say things like that. It could ruin the video.

Oh, that's so nice.

Hey, that's a little bit better

and better

Here

Oh

grown up

Uncle Eric, your pecs are so huge.

Oh, so are yours.

Yeah. Whoa.

You know,

I mean, it's not just nice and all, but even I've been on the internet.

I know where this goes.

Come on, I mean, it's good enough for my brother. It should be good enough for

me, right?

I mean, or we could just discuss this at the next family reunion.

I mean, whatever.

Lots to do.

There we go.

And hey, hey, hey. Just so it's not weird, I mean, if you want to call me

just to make it easier for you, you can.

I'm never fucking calling you daddy.

You're not my daddy.

Okay. There we go. Oh, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

There. Why are you still fucking good at being creepy?

We all have our special talents.

Obviously I'm finding out what yours are.

Just like my brother did, I'm sure.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Must have sucked a lot of dicks back in the store.

How did you know?

Oh.

the next part. Come on.

What next part? I'm not fucking you.

Oh yeah, I think you are.

I mean, let's just keep it in the family. Come on.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

And if you don't want to call me daddy, you know, why don't you just say fuck

you, Uncle Eric?

No fucking way.

Come on.

Just fuck me, Uncle Eric.

Now somebody's being a team player.

Aren't they?

Creepy asshole. Uh -huh. Here we go.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh,

fuck me, I'm so excited.

Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.

Uh, no.

Why don't you look at the camera and say, look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle

Come on. I'm fucking Uncle Eric. Come on.

Look,

Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.

Come on, girl.

You always like it, don't you?

My daddy likes it.

I bet he does.

to be a regular on your books week after week.

shoot it all over those pretty little tits.

Yeah?

You want to go paint those tits for me?

Yeah? Yeah?

Let me see.

I don't want you to paint my fucking titties, you nasty old fucking creepy

uncle.

Creepy ass uncle Eric.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

That's a great idea for us to do.

You know, you'd make double the money.

Me and your daddy would have tag -teamed you together.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Fucking creep.