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Oh god, I'm starting to look very old.

Old grey.

Oh god.

I need these wrinkles.

Just look at them all over.

I think a bit of stuff in my lips as well. I won't go and miss. And my neck.

I've only seen like five minutes but I need all that. I need to have something

done for my face.

So many years ago, being a young woman.

I need my prime.

Pulling all them men.

Marrying the most gorgeous man in the world.

And then now look at me.

Getting so bloody old and wrinkled.

This just looks awful.

Awful, awful, awful.

Can't believe people call me a f***ing girl.

I'm 50 and I should be in my prime.

In my prime. Not looking old like this.

I need to find that phone now. I need to do this.

Hello?

Hello, is that my doctor?

Well, I don't care. Can you put my doctor on the phone, please? I need him,

I need him now.

Yes, it is Miss Skylar.

So please put him on the phone, as I do need this done today.

Hello? Hi, is this Benjamin Button?

Oh, hi, yes, yes, it is.

Hi, I need you to come today, please.

Yeah, you can.

Oh, probably because I'm having a meltdown here.

I need this gone today.

I've got a big event coming up and I just need them gone.

Yeah, no, no, yeah, no, we could do today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be available.

I'll be back in, what, 10, 15 minutes? Is that alright for you?

Yeah, yeah, no worries, no worries. I'll see you very shortly.

No worries.

Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye.

Coming in.

Door's open.

Hi, dear Mr Skylar.

Hi, nice to meet you Benjamin.

Nice to meet you. Come on Ben, come here and sit down. No worries, no worries.

Sit down.

Certainly.

Right, I need all this sorting.

I've got a big event coming up and I need it all gone.

My girlfriend thinks I look mega old, so you need to work some magic.

That's fine, that's fine. Look, see my neck? Yeah, I can see it, I can see it.

You've got wrinkles there and there and there, especially around here.

Okay. And my eyes. Okay, there's definitely stuff that I can do with

I'll do is we will go through some of the procedures, some of the medicines.

So, we have got some...

Oral serums. So these are the ones that you would take. This is one that enters

into the system. It helps tighten the skin up. This can be over the course of

two to three week period.

How can that work?

Yeah. I'm thinking more of rubbing something in your skin.

Okay. No, that's fine. That's fine.

We have got a gel serum which you can rub into the skin. This one is more of a

one week turnaround though. Are you looking for something more immediate?

I need something that's quick.

Okay.

So, there is an experimental medicine we've been working on.

I'll take that. I don't care about the cost.

That's fine, that's fine. Obviously, you can tell.

What I'll do is I'll explain to you how it works a little bit. So, Botox or

botulinum serum.

Normally, we would inject it, but this new one is a rub, as you've said.

It doesn't have any of the side effects that normally comes with Botox. You

don't get your nausea, headaches, none of those things. And it's fast acting.

So, what we'll do is I'll go through...

Getting the lines, working out where we need to apply for the areas. I'll write

up a diagram and I'll take you through it step by step.

Sound good? That's brilliant.

Perfect. Can you just imagine, Doctor, all them people out there, my friends,

family, keep calling me a gil. Do I look like a gil?

I do not want to be a gil.

Well, that's why I'm here with you today.

I'm so young still.

So, you need to get rid of this gil look.

That's fine. That's why I'm here with you today, Miss Skylar. I will be

you out, don't you worry.

Wow. So...

We've got the forehead area here. We've got the sides, the eyes, common place

for crow's feet.

Then you've got the smile line here. And we've also got the neck. So these are

going to be the four different areas. What about here? I might need a little

of something here as well. That's fine. So what we can do is we can do just a

little bit here, which we can focus on. So that's going to be the one, two,

three, four, five points of application.

That we can definitely do within that one hour period and afterwards.

You'll be right as rain, ready to go out your day, looking all young and

beautiful. No guilt looking. No guilt looking.

So what you'll have is like a lot of the puffiness that we get out of faces and

stuff that causes creases is from collagen.

So a lot of the time that will be building up in the areas around here and

around here, and especially around this area here.

So what we'll be doing is we'll be helping to smooth this out. I might

you to take a supplement to reduce the collagen in your diet. And this will

bring this in. It will sink.

the facial features in a little bit and bring out a lot more of your natural

beauty. I'd love that. I look young afterwards. You definitely look young

afterwards. Don't worry. Don't worry.

So I need to take some small little notes for myself just for like admin

documentation. So what I'll do is I'll just start that and then we can get

started.

What do we have here?

That.

It's a nice arse. Thank you, madam.

All the compliments today. Nice young arse there.

Good degrees there. Look at that nice young arse.

I wonder what the front bit looks like.

I need to turn around and drop those trousers now. Drop them.

I mean... Take them off. Okay, okay, yep, yep, I can do that. Come on, hurry

I don't wait.

Ooh, look at that.

Oh, I mean, it's not necessarily part of the treatment, madam, I mean... I'm

sure you wouldn't mind, though.

I mean, it does feed into the way we are going to be applicating the serum, I

guess.

All of them? Yeah.

Okay.

Do you want me to turn around?

Turn around.

Okay. Try not to move your glasses.

Wow.

Oh, that was really good.

This is where the 50 years of experience come in.

Yeah.

Oh.

Gosh, you're so talented with your tongue.

I think it's your turn to undress for me now.

Yes, yes, certainly.

On your own.

You're pretty good at that aren't you?

Oh, eight minutes to eight.

That's the first time I've ever fucked someone who's 50.

My friend, show me one more time.

That is good.

I feel like a young chef just done a really good.

I would break the arm.

I mean, Granny, you should be looking after me.

You should be looking after all my children.

Grants are older than you.

I wonder if you go out shaking grannies.

Yeah.

Especially doing it to my doctor.

He's going to make me look younger and so I'm not some old woman.

I'm looking like a granny.

Looking like a guilt.

I have to take...

you'll be looking refreshed and even more beautiful i

want you coming around every week to make me so i don't look so old and

granny like

Thank you. I learnt a lot in medical school.

You're really planning to get more experience from them.

Well, age comes with experience again, you know.

Oh God.

Oh God.

At least they'll be tight about me.

We'll make sure we get everything right by the time we're done.

Oh, it's so tight.

Oh.

you want to say.

It feels quite good for for wrinkles you know. I better get it off quick and rub

it all over my face.

It's so dark.

Do I look better now?

Perfect.

Where's my mirror?

Oh, we were so correct.

Look how young I look.

I don't look like a gilf anymore.

I look like a milf.

Oh, I'm so beautiful.

The gilfs are going to love it.

Wait till I pass his number on to all them.

So much work for him.

No more looking like a gilf.