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OZZY: Do you know what you're doing? SHARON: Where's the key?

It's in there. Oh, yeah.

Which one is it for drive?

All the way down? All the way up, go into H.

Yeah. All the way up. It says H.

Now, you have to press quite a bit on the gas.

And it's, uh... Once you...

I got it, I got it!

Sharon, don't!

Stop it. Stop. Stick... SHARON SCOFFS

Don't drive. Get out.

SHARON LAUGHS How the fuck did you do that?

Ozzy!

Do you want to leave now?

I used to make a record, go on a promotion tour, then finish that -

I'm fucking jetlagged.

Take a couple of weeks off, start the whole process again.

Do you want a quiet life now?

No. Yes, but no.

Cos we was... We're never quiet.

But aren't you fed up with the drama?

Well, it comes with the territory, doesn't it?

Yeah, we're eccentric, we're loud, we're outspoken,

but we're quite normal, we're quite boring, really,

when it comes down to it.

I wouldn't say we're fucking normal.

DOORBELL RINGS, DOGS BARK

Kill, kill!

KELLY: Hi, Papa!

Good morning! Good morning!

I love you, Papa. Mwah. Ha-ha!

Hee-hee-hee-hee! Morning, Angel.

JACK: What are you talking about?

He's got four girls! Thanks for telling him now. Yeah, thanks.

DOG BARKS

This is it, our last chapter.

It will be nice just to be on our own.

It will just be very low-key with Ozzy, you know.

I like that.

I've retired four times.

Well, how can you retire from the entertainment game?

It's what we do, it's what we...

So how can you stop entertaining?

My mum and dad should not be getting out of bed to do any sort of work,

but I will say I don't think it's possible

for either one of them to retire ever.

I don't want to do anything, actually.

Just want to live.

I'm not going to start collecting stamps or anything.

PRODUCER: Do you think you'll end up playing board games and...?

Board games?! Fuck off! Fuck off!

Fucking board... Board games?

Jigsaws.

Fuck that.

I'm not that fucking old. PRODUCER LAUGHS

KELLY: Are you OK? OZZY PRETENDS TO RETCH

Come on. Oh, my God.

Urrrgh!

WEAKLY: Don't forget to put the cat out.

Shut up.

Time just flies by.

And the older you get, the faster it goes.

Look, it's Thursday already. SHARON LAUGHS

My intention from the beginning was to go back to England.

It's... It's where I was born.

I've travelled the world so many fucking times,

and I started off in England and I want to go back to England.

So, they're going to move back to England permanently

to a huge, fuck-off big house in the middle of the countryside -

you know, the house that they've had forever - you know, pushing, what?

30-something years.

I want to go back to my house.

I haven't been in my house for ages.

In that house, the kids grew up there.

That house has got a lot of memories for me.

Mum, that little scratch.

I know, I know.

I know they're really excited,

but I think this move is going to make them really sad

because of leaving the grandchildren and their children.

You know, it's scary to start fresh in the way that they're doing it.

I'm not a fucking American.

Never wanted to be an American.

You want to know why I want to go back to England?

Because I want to go back to fucking England.

Know where I'm going to put my gun, Sharon? Under the bed.

SHARON: Wherever you want to put it.

KELLY SCREAMS

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

Oh! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

You've got to understand where I'm coming from.

I love you all. I love you more than life itself.

You're all fucking mad.

CHEERING

I didn't realise the difference between being a rock star

and someone who's well-known on TV.

It's a completely different world.

Post-Osbournes, we all kind of just, like, scattered,

and 20 years later, it's like we're back together again.

Do you want the fire on?

No. No!

SHARON SCOFFS It's freezing in here!

Are you cold? I'm always cold, Jack.

You know, we've all changed and grown up a lot.

Jack's got four daughters, I have a son.

We do have our own lives, but...

..the best life we have is when we're together.

All right, we're starting in three, two, one.

I'm Ozzy. I'm Sharon.

I'm Jack. And I'm Kelly.

That's the Osbournes here, folks.

Yeah, Osbourne podcast, and we're back after a five-year hiatus.

We have yourself a new Grammy winner right there. You got...

Yes! ..Best Rock Album of the Year. SHARON AND KELLY APPLAUD

Two, I got. You got two this year.

Is that encouraging for you when you win Best Rock Album?

Yeah, it is, but at the same time, it... it... it pisses me off

cos I know that's as far as I can go with it for now.

I mean, I got the award, but I couldn't do a gig right now.

Where are you at with your health? How are you feeling?

Like, what's your...?

My lower back is... There's nothing left of it.

Right now, I'm in a lot of pain and I'm in a lot of discomfort.

And you have to have another surgery, you're saying? Yeah.

So, this'll be surgery number four? OZZY AND SHARON: Yeah.

Yes, Kelly? Your hand is up.

I made a mistake. With what?

Letting Lemmy in here. Why? What's he doing?

He's covered in shit. Oh, I hate that dog.

When I was 69, I can vividly remember me thinking to myself,

I'm 69 and I don't feel that bad.

Soon as I turned 70, the fucking trap doors opened.

I can't walk very far without getting out of breath.

I used to work out all the time and I can't do it now.

I used to do an hour on an elliptical every day.

Ozzy's Parkinson is what they call Parkin-2,

and it's something that actually comes on very, very young,

but it's so slight you don't notice.

But after his spinal accident, it kind of brought it on.

Ozzy got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,

and coming back, he tripped and just...

..hit the floor so hard.

I instinctively knew I'd done some damage.

And I lay on the floor and I said,

"Sharon, get an ambulance. I think I've broken my neck."

Say that's your spine and you've got fluid here and here,

and it protects the spine.

And there was no fluid at one point of his spine,

and so he had to have surgery to try and open up his spine

so there would be fluid, cos you could become a paraplegic.

It knocks the crap out of you

and you've just got to keep going because it's like...

It's like I've got to start everything from the word go again.

The best possible outcome is that

I'm fit enough and strong enough to do shows.

The worst possible outcome is I can't do shows.

CROWD CHANTING: Ozzy! Ozzy!

MUSIC: Iron Man by Black Sabbath

I am Iron Man!

When I'm performing, I have a job to get them kids going crazy,

and that's what I like to do.

MUSIC: Paranoid by Black Sabbath

I can't fucking hear you!

It's the only thing that I've ever done

that's made me feel a bit important, you know.

When I was at school, I couldn't concentrate, you know.

I'm dyslexic.

I'm a poor reader.

And it was just frustrating for me as a kid.

If my father hadn't gone into debt to get me a microphone and a PA,

I wouldn't be here.

And my father had an indoor toilet built.

He loved a task.

And he'd come home with his potions from work

and put the fucking thing on the wall, put the tiles on it,

and it would fall off again, and he would come home with another thing.

But in the end, it worked.

He would... He was... He...

He was determined to fix.

That's where I get my determination from, I think.

I always, always told Ozzy, "When you're 70, we say goodbye.

"It's enough."

He was 70 when we announced the Farewell Tour.

He started it and couldn't finish it.

PHYSIOTHERAPIST: Hello, my friend. OZZY: Hello.

Can you lean forward a little bit?

Today, make the walking as smooth as possible,

as quick as possible and as safe as possible.

We're going to stand up, we're going to walk towards that foam roll,

turn and sit back down.

We're going to time it from the moment

that you try to get up from the chair.

OK? Go.

Turn around. Yep.

Great, 8.16.

How did that feel for you? Good. Good?

So, now we're going to do our electrodes.

Mm-hm.

What I think that thing, I get the impression,

my brain picks up the muscles that need to be worked to walk correctly.

Is that right? You're close.

What happens is, your brain, uh...

I ain't got one of them. THERAPIST LAUGHS

Your brain triggers the muscles to move. Mm.

The machine picks up that signal, assists you in that movement... OK.

..and then the repeated movements

essentially creates better pathways from your brain down.

OK. You're retraining your brain.

Yeah, you're retraining your brain, correct.

Ready? Yep. Go for it.

Now you are becoming Iron Man.

Make sure your steps are big, OK?

Bigger steps.

Understand.

You need to stop right now? No, no, no, we'll keep going.

OK. Great. One more minute.

Perfect.

CHEERING

How did it feel? Good. Perfect.

So, earlier, when we first tested it, it was 8.16.

Yeah. I can do a bit faster now.

You want to try to do faster than that? Yeah.

OK, let's do one more time. OK?

Ready... go.

I mean, I'm determined.

Safely, though, safely.

By hook or by crook, I'm going to make it.

You definitely did faster that time. HE LAUGHS

Yeah, you shaved off almost a full second

from when we first started today.

Yeah? So, it's at currently 7.38.

That's not bad for an old fart.

I think it's pretty good!

Should we talk about the dogs, Michael?

Because that's something that's weighing on my mind.

With the dogs in your car,

you could make it to England by the time we got there.

All of the dogs? DOGS BARK

All of the dogs, and three cats.

But, see, the thing is, private plane or no private plane,

no plane's going to take nine dogs and three cats.

We don't know that. We haven't asked. My advice is...

You can book 'em on separate flights.

If you had a private jet, would you rent it out to somebody

that had nine dogs and three cats, pissing and shitting?

Your dogs, no, because I have flown with Rocky

and it's up there with, like, my top ten worst moments from my life.

THEY CHUCKLE

BARKING CONTINUES

The gym... The pool?

..the pool and your art room.

So it'll be just like the way it was before, without anything done to it?

No, there'll be big holes and diggers and whatever.

OK.

But the house will be done. OK.

Nice, cosy. Just us.

Yeah.

I'm going back to England

and I'm just getting the house ready for us to go back.

I want it to be right for him.

I want everything to be right.

CIRCULAR SAW WHIRS

I'm on the second team of builders.

The extension won't be finished till the summer.

Um, they're finishing up some panelling in the front of the house.

Sharon! Yes!

Hello! How are you?

Very well. Welcome to the building site.

Come on, let's have a look.

Have a look at your new bits and pieces.

Ozzy can't live in a house unless it's got fires or a log burner,

cos he's, like, fire-mad.

This is Ozzy's study.

It's full of Ozzy's favourite things.

Lots of oddities.

These strange, ugly dolls over there.

Couple of bats.

And it's just strange he's not here.

He is very romantic.

He still leaves me little notes.

You know, I'll open a drawer and there's a little note from him.

And I always wanted to put a lake in and it would be,

"Oh, next year, we'll do it next year."

And I thought, now it's the time.

I just love what a lake does.

I love looking at the water, and it brings in animals.

We've always referred to this as home.

We just thought that it would be for about five years

and then we'd come back.

That's why we never, ever sold the house.

This was Kelly's room.

I mean, I never wanted to change it.

I just can't do it.

It's all cracking and everything. I've got to get it fixed.

I'm going to be one of those mad old women

that I'll come up here and it'll still be the same in ten years.

When I look out of the window,

I just go back to when the kids were little

and they used to camp outside there and, you know,

do fires in the evening with their dad.

And Jack and his dad would dress up as soldiers,

go marching into the forest, and all of that comes back.

Yeah. Great, great memories.

Really good memories.

I don't want to be buried in America.

The cemetery is called Forest Lawn.

It's, uh... It's kind of weird.

It's like a... the McDonald's version of a cemetery.

Ozzy, for fuck's sake.

I'm so looking forward to an English summer.

Wimbledon.

SHARON LAUGHS Wimble...

We always tour here in the summer

and then we would just go home for Christmas.

Yeah.

And when I went back, cos it was already, like, the end of the year,

blistering cold weather.

I have lots of memories of when I'd made some marijuana cake,

I went to the pub and the vicar came round and had some of the cake!

He was fucked up.

He was fucking stoned.

He thought he had the flu.

My dad found out he had Parkinson's

and it did shift everything into perspective.

I always thought my dad was invincible, but...

..Iron Man wasn't really made of iron.

Mwah!

BABY SID COOS

Mwah.

Yeah, it sucks seeing Dad in pain. SID SNEEZES

Bless you!

It's horrible.

Just makes you feel helpless.

WHISPERING: Let's go see Papa downstairs.

Hi, Dada.

Hello, Sid!

Hello, little Sid!

Kch! Kch!

It is hard. It's hard to watch somebody you love...

..be uncomfortable in any way.

152 over 86.

He doesn't like people seeing him like this.

Like, if we go to a restaurant for dinner,

that walk from the maitre d's desk to our table

is like a walk of shame for him, because everybody looks at him.

He doesn't want people to pity him.

He doesn't want people to stare at him like that.

You OK? Yeah, I'm all right.

You can't be him without people staring.

He's Ozzy Osbourne.

But... they were staring at him as a wild man before,

and I think that that is something that he kind of almost got off on.

He liked that, he liked that people thought he was crazy,

and now he thinks people pity him and he fucking hates it.

Maple, can you say hi? Can you say hi?

Maple, say hi.

Yay! Good job.

SHE GURGLES

Yeah.

It's the first time that we've actually got

all five grandchildren together.

This hairbrush is shit for your hair too.

Sorry, I shouldn't swear, but you know...

Ozzy unfortunately can't come because of his back,

and he's lying down.

I heard moans and groans during the night when he'd turn over,

making pain noises, so...

He's upset that he can't see the five of them all together.

Oh, Maple!

How are you?

My angel! Hi!

SHARON LAUGHS Nana!

Oh, Andy-Pandy! Oh, Minnie...

Er, Pearly. Sorry.

Hi! Hi! What's going on?

No!

Are you...? You literally... No, don't... Look at her!

You literally fucking walk in this house

and you start looking at "what can I tidy".

She's trying to unpack. I know, I can't help it!

How are you doing at school?

Good. Good?

KELLY: Have you been working on your numbers and letters?

MINNIE: A...

B, C, D, E...

You can sing it. E, F...

Where's Dad today?

He's not good today. Not good. He's not good today. Yeah?

Really not good. One of those days? Yeah.

And where's Welders at? How long till it's liveable?

June 1, they're meant to be everybody out of the house,

but not the extension. They'll still be working on...

Yeah, the extension's going to take another year, isn't it? Yeah.

I think the worst thing is that it's so fucking far away.

Not having them right here is going to be really difficult,

because whenever you're just having a shit day

and you just need a hug from your mum,

I won't be able to do that.

The reality of the situation is,

is that we're not going to be able to do stuff like this,

and that's the downside, but...

Oh, yeah. I mean, look.

How easy is it just to pop by?

And all those things will be gone, cos you can't just pop by.

But at the same time, when we do get together, it will be... Special.

..special, and also all the time we'll be together.

Emotionally, it's... I think it's... It's going to be difficult for sure.

Love you, little Andy. Love you.

I love you too.

I can't spend a lot of time there.

You know, it's like I can go over, I can...

Realistically, I can bring my kids over there once a year.

Nearly as tall as me.

You learn things from your grandparents, you know,

and just having the ability to have

a kind of closeness and a rapport with their grandparents is...

It's priceless.

Honestly, what breaks my heart

is thinking about you and Pearl's relationship.

You guys are so close, and then that's like,

"Bye, see you once or twice a year."

No, it's not going to be that, Jack. But it's...

It would never be once, twice a year with the kids, ever.

But how can it be any other way?

And, as I say,

we don't have unlimited time with you guys as parents.

You guys would want to spend less time with us now.

Like, what are the memories that jump into mind?

Just bringing the family up there.

There's going to be no family there, though.

You're remembering a time at Welders that is drawing you back

to, like, when we were all kids running around the fields,

riding quad bikes, having friends over - like, a family in that house.

I feel when I get into that house...

..I feel at home. Yeah.

I feel it's where I belong.

Yeah, I mean, it's a great house. No denying it.

There's a lot of good memories there, there's a lot of... you know.

I don't think you'll ever accept it.

But we've moved half our life over there already.

Yeah, no, I... You're...

You're too far to pump the brakes and re-evaluate.

I get that.

It just comes at a hefty price.

Every major decision does, Jack. Yeah.

And, you know, it...

Ultimately, it's down to your father's happiness.

Billy! Hello.

Hello! Hello!

What brings you here? How are we?

Hello, William. Oh, it's me.

How are you? I'm all right.

Are you all right? Good to see you.

Yes! Not for much longer, either.

You're leaving me. I don't like it.

Yeah, but you'll be over in England before you know it. I hope so.

Here we go again, Billy. BILLY LAUGHS

Are you ready for this? Yeah.

This is Ozzy Speaks on SiriusXM Channel 38.

I'm Billy Morrison. And I'm Ozzy Osbourne.

You ARE Ozzy Osbourne. How are you, mate?

I'm... I'm battling through it.

I have good days and bad. I'm on a bit of a downturn.

If I'm wanting to get up, I don't feel great.

And it's like, I'm so pissed off.

I've seen surgeons, doctors, hospitals.

Obviously, you pulled out of the festival. Yeah.

What people have to realise is before you had that surgery,

you were agreeing to do it.

It took me eight weeks to get over the surgery.

This blood clot thing starts happening. Yeah.

So, I just thought, "I ain't going to be able to make this."

I'm just very disappointed

cos I really would have liked to have done that gig.

When the timing is right, it's going happen,

but this is not the right timing - that's it.

If you're an Ozzy fan

and you're disappointed in me not doing the show,

I'm sorry, but I tried everything under the sun to get ready.

I've got to say to all the listeners,

this guy is working so hard to get fit again.

I hate cancelling shows.

I hate throwing the towel in.

I'm not that kind of a guy.

What I tell him and what I believe is, "You'll get there."

He's the strongest person I've ever met, physically and mentally.

When he says he's coming back,

he's scared that his fans aren't ever going to believe him.

He doesn't want his legacy to be that his live show part of him

just ended the way it did.

He wants that opportunity to say goodbye to his fans properly.

GUN FIRES

You've only got to move a tiny bit and it goes out.

I make my own targets.

That's why I make it difficult.

This is another thing that I just zone out on.

Oh. I'll be spending my birthday in England. Wow, yeah.

Go nuts for about a week, get all the toys out.

But most of my toys have gone now.

My toys were quad bikes.

I'm not allowed on one any more.

We had some fun on them. We used to have fun, a lot of fun, me and Jack.

On what?

What? SHARON LAUGHS

You used to have a lot of fun on what? Quad bikes. Oh, God.

I'm excited.

It's just time to go home.

Ozzy's like, "Well, what are we going to do?

"What do we do with ourselves?"

I had a head full of monsters last night. What?

I had a head full of monsters last night.

A head full of monsters? Mm-hm. GUN FIRES

I know.

Ozzy... Ozzy's imagination gets him at night,

and his head starts... going over things and over things.

Do you know what I do? It's really weird.

I... I'll go through the day

and there's things that I'm... I'm alert about or I'm unhappy with.

But I'll review the day when I'm lying down, like,

"Oh, I actually could've handled that better."

You know.

It's chronic anxiety.

And Ozzy's thoughts are always... dark.

They're always dark.

It's never the cup's half full, it's always half empty. And it's...

Shut up! SHE LAUGHS

He's a lot happier than he's been in a while.

But Ozzy's so used to thinking about the next tour and the next record,

and when you've been on that wheel for 50-odd years,

your head knows nothing else.

So, now he doesn't have that,

it's like he just worries about everything,

and now it's just flipped to... general life things.

The one thing I cannot stand is funerals.

I don't go. Really, they fuck me up.

I don't think anybody likes funerals.

Anyway, let's talk about moving and not death.

HE CHUCKLES

I don't believe in heaven or hell.

I think heaven and hell is here.

Sometimes it's heaven, sometimes it's hell.

Well, when I was 20, I used to say I'll be dead before 40,

and that was all right till I was 39 and a half.

I used to worry about dying more then, in those early days,

than I ever do now.

I don't know, the things I've done to my body,

I should be fucking dead anyway.

It's taken a long time to get this place where we're at now.

I'm in quite a good frame of mind these days.

Look at this little bastard.

These little things bite you.

Those little spiders.

I'll kill 'em for you, love. Don't worry.

Um... how many have you shot, Ozzy?

A few. Those little ones at the bottom.

How can you see those?

Gift. SHARON SCOFFS

I'm blind. I can't see anyway.

I'll go and check to see how bad I am.

Do you want your cane? No.

Ozzy, over the last ten years, he's changed an awful lot.

He got sober again...

..quit drinking and drugs.

It's not bad.

He bettered himself morally.

Not bad.

The damage that certain things you do, how it affects other people.

Oh, well done, Ozzy.

I'd fall down stairs.

I'd fucking end up in a bed with somebody else.

My whole existence was around how much I could get drunk.

I made a bunch of mistakes, fair share of fights,

and Sharon... has never given up on me.

That's great.

Yeah.

Well done.

That's really good.

Is your neck hurting? Yeah.

Love takes time.

If you both love each other,

you don't get off the horse at the first jump.

You run the course.

Wherever she goes I'm going...

..be it on this plane or the next,

cos I can't live without this woman.

I really can't.

And then Geezer come up with the name Black Sabbath.

And the rest is history.

The football ground from where I was starting life here.

My house where I grew up

is literally a third of a mile from the villa ground.

It's that close you could hear the crowd where we lived.

I just want a chance to thank them, the fans,

cos my fans are like a religion, you know.

The best audience in the world, a British audience,

and it's given him something to look forward to.

I just hope it's OK.

I want to do a good show.

I want to do as good a show as I can.

We've got the biggest artists in the world coming -

Guns N' Roses, Metallica,

Pantera, Tool, Steven Tyler.

It's a celebration for Sabbath, who started it,

and it's a celebration for Ozzy saying thank you to everybody.

He just has to enjoy it.

It's the last gig. It is, this is it.

This is goodbye.

You know, I physically can't do it any more.

The current state of play is

the builders are still doing the extension,

but our actual house, the original house is ready to move back into.

The decorators are just doing some finishing touches.

The last bits of furniture are going in.

I have no idea how big this lake is,

but I know it's big enough to have a rowboat in it.

Amy just sent me something on Welders House.

Well, yeah, it's a...

She was looking up the history, and it was built for this guy.

I got it all wrong, of the history of the house.

Anyway, it was built for the governors

of St Luke's Hospital For Lunatics in London.

BILLY: Perfect!

What?! So I got my own lunatic asylum? You have!

I finally got my own lunatic asylum,

and I was led to believe it was a mansion, a rock mansion.

Thank you! BILLY LAUGHS

Who calls it...? Who says...?

Only my wife would buy me a lunatic asylum!

Did they really have, like,

"St Luke's Hospital For Lunatics" outside?

I thought it looked a bit official. It was always criminally insane.

You can't put lunatics in your fucking title. No!

All this lot here, that's over here,

is Ozzy's clothes waiting to be packed.

All this lot.

Like, ten cases here and I think there's four out there.

This lovely mess in here,

everything that's in here...

..is going to be given away.

Where's the bag?

Where did we put it? Oh, here it is.

Hey! Hey, are you going to put them in here?

Good boy.

Between Sid and I and the baby unpacking everything that we pack,

it's been... a lot.

Please get out of there, you've already pissed in here.

Oh, no, it's actually really bad.

Mother...

Why did you do that?

Urrrgh!

SHOUTING: And she's shat in my fucking suitcase!

I'm going to throw up.

This is like living in a fucking insane asylum.

SHE GASPS

And I've stepped in it.

Nothing fucking changes in this house.

All right, I've got to get some disinfectant...

..and a new pair of fucking socks.

All the cupboards are full,

and I have to sort through everything I'm taking.

Want a black bag? SHE CHUCKLES

Look at all this shite.

And most of the stuff we're taking is Ozzy's.

I never give anything of Ozzy's away, ever.

Do you mind? It's my drink!

Not any more.

Guess what she did this morning. What?

Shit and pissed in my packed suitcase.

Oh, fantastic. There you go.

And then I stepped in it.

What? And then I stepped in it.

Then you... Oh. Mm-hm.

Are you excited to go back?

I don't know, I wouldn't say excited.

I'm kind of scared to go back.

I know what you mean.

It's like...

I'm so used to being over here now, but I've got to go back.

You know, I've got a house there, and Sharon's...

Your mum said it's beautiful.

Oh, my God, Dad, you're going to love it so much.

So, I've got to get ready and go to the airport. All right.

I'll miss you. I love you. I love you more.

It's Ozzy's decision whether he wants

to spend the rest of his life there or here.

Home is where both of us are.

As long as he's with me, I'm all right.

We're so used to being... running after the kids.

We don't know what it's like to be with ourselves, you know,

to be with each other.

You know what?

I can't wait till I'm there.

The lake is amazing.

It's fucking magnificent.

You know, it all lights up at night and everything.

It's really, really beautiful.

And the trees have all grown so much since the last time I was here.

Are there ducks in there now?

Yes, they're all here. Look.

Oh, yeah, there they are. Look at them.

Where did they come from? They just came naturally

and then decided to stay and have their babies.

They just came on their own?

All on their own and decided to stay.

I hope nobody fucking shoots them. No...

Who the hell's going to shoot them, Ozzy?!

Can you see how lovely and clean the lake is?

Yeah, yeah.

Look, look at this one coming up. It's out of water.

Look.

I could go down there and set up camp.

My fishing pole one day. Yeah.

It was just like... SHE EXHALES

Like this... I could breathe.

It's our little piece of heaven.

All you hear are birds, a little bit of our dogs barking,

um, Ozzy screaming.

I want to get some more deer cos you know they've been dying off

cos they're so old now.

Get more then. I will.

Look at them.

They're all coming up, look. Get the gun ready.

Stop it with the gun!

I feel like I'm finally home.

This is my home.

It's a beautiful view of the house there. It is.

It looks magnificent, Sharon.

It looks really good.

Beautiful house, love.

All right, do you want to go back or stay? Stay.

That's what we want. Yeah!

It's a beautiful place here.

Do you know where this was? No.

On the QE2 going to Live Aid.

Fucking QE2, '80s? I don't remember.

There's me and Kelly in the bath.

KELLY: Oh, look!

All of our family are here for the show in Birmingham,

and it's so important to us all that we're all together.

Is that you dressed up in some crazy gear?

It's about 44,000 capacity, Aston Villa,

and we had over three million requests for seats.

It is all '80s.

That's a real '80s. Mm-hm.

I'm finally looking through...

JACK: Yeah, little snapshots in time.

People don't do this any more.

Well, the gig is going to be closure for me.

We're sort of finishing the picture.

Who's that?

That's your dad.

My...? That's not my dad. It is your dad.

Your sister sent it. It's not my dad.

I've never seen this photo before.

No, I know you haven't. Your sister sent it.

That's my uncle Jim.

That's my dad! Fucking hell.

I have never seen this picture before.

I feel bad that I never seen more of him.

He was ill for a lot of years.

All that time he was ill, you weren't...

We were in America all that time. Yeah.

My dad, I can't believe it.

There's your mum.

She's a good-looking girl. Mm-hm.

That's my dad. That's Dad.

Jack. He was a good bloke, Sharon.

I know he was.

He was a good man.

If it wasn't...

I'll tell you what.

If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be sitting in this house today.

I know.

I often think about him, you know.

I mean, with all these awards and things I'm getting,

it's a climbing Birmingham world.

I wish he was here today to see it.

I know you do, darling.

I haven't sung on stage for over six years.

It'll probably be very emotional

cos it's my last hot hell ride, you know.

SHARON LAUGHS

What the fuck is this? Oh, let me explain.

That's crap.

That is art. Look.

"Ozzy," and they've put the bullhorns on

from the bull on the station.

Right? It's not... It's useless.

Fucking joke.

Thank you.

Um, Back To The Beginning, and then Villa Park.

Not really fond of that. You're not fond of it? Weird...

No, it's crap. OK, that's one that's crap.

Now, look carefully at this one.

That's the Villa. The Villa what?

Villa Park.

This doesn't look nothing like Villa Park.

Oh, that's great.

It's done by a local Birmingham artist too. Good.

I'm going to show Ozzy...

He's never seen the bench that's in Birmingham of Black Sabbath.

You can...

There's a bench and there's pictures of all the guys in Sabbath,

and you can sit next to your favourite one

and have a picture taken.

There's Black Sabbath Bridge,

Ozzy the bull at the station, and it's fantastic.

It's really huge.

Every hour, it farts or something. No, it moves.

It moves and its head moves,

and there's lasers in the eyes and everything.

And at Christmas, they dress him up, and it's just fantastic.

Is it there forever? Forever.

REPORTER: There are more than 40,000 Black Sabbath fans here,

and they could have sold it many, many times over.

It is the first time in 20 years the band has played together,

fronted by the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne,

and a farewell to their home city.

Sometimes you throw a bunch of cards in the air.

Every now and again, the cards fall the way they're supposed to,

and sometimes when it's going bad, I want to go, "Beam me up, Scotty."

HE LAUGHS

Once it's on, you are a shithole boss.

When I feel the crowd,

it's like a divine experience.

There's no sex, drugs or anything that comes anywhere near it.

You feel king of the fucking planet for that one minute.

CHEERING

I have to say that my favourite part of the whole weekend

was when dad sang Mama, I'm Coming Home.

I don't feel like there was one dry eye.

I... I got all emotional with that.

Oh, my God, Dad, everybody was crying.

I couldn't fucking get the words out.

I was just swallowing my fucking emotion.

The guys from Metallica, Slayer, Tool -

everyone was just up there, like, crying. Crying.

The only thing I really got... What was terribly frustrating for me,

I had to sit there instead of running across the stage.

That was fucking torture,

cos I wanted to get off that thing so much.

It was very humbling to sit in that chair for...

..er, nine songs.

What a great way to go out, that gig was.

MAPLE SHRIEKS

AREE: Maple, you want to go pop the bubbles?

Since the show on Saturday, we came back

and we just slept non-stop throughout the day and a half.

I haven't even given it a thought what happens next.

But I can retire with a clear conscience.

The emotion and love for Black Sabbath and Ozzy

has been really overwhelming.

He had a dream and that dream came true,

and I think that people relate to that very much.

It's our last chapter.

This is it. This is our time.

However long it is, it's our time.

My life without him just isn't my life.

It's not what I was meant to be.

And I just...

We're like glue.

This is the first time I've been back in such a long time.

I know.

It's great to be here.

And in the summer. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, it's the best.

What are you most looking forward to?

Doing absolutely nothing.

Ditto. Real... Ditto.

Being with you, Sharon, just being with you.

You know, you've got on the phones to our agents and things.

I'm... I'm...

I'm retiring from public life.

If I had my legs, I'd love to build a vegetable garden.

We can get them here.

I'd love it. I've done it before. It's great.

Well, we can do... Grow some weed, perhaps.

Very funny. You like a smoke now and again.

Shut up! You're such an arsehole!

Mm. Love you.

Love you more. Couldn't.

MUSIC: Mama, I'm Coming Home by Ozzy Osbourne

CHANTING: Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy!

Time goes by like a flash.

But I've had a lot of fun.

I've had a lot of blood, sweat and tears, you know.

FANS: Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy! Oi, oi, oi!

It's been a great life.

If I had to live my life again, I wouldn't change a damn thing.

♪ Times have changed and times are strange

♪ Here I come, but I ain't the same

♪ Mama, I'm coming home

♪ Time's gone by, seems to be

♪ You could have been a better friend to me

♪ Mama, I'm coming home

♪ You took me in and you drove me out, yeah

♪ You had me hypnotised, yeah

♪ Lost and found and turned around

♪ By the fire in your eyes

♪ You made me cry, you told me lies

♪ But I can't stand to say goodbye

♪ Mama, I'm coming home. ♪