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Nanu, nanu!
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Okay, Mork, I'm ready to go.
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Mork?
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Mork.
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Shut the box.
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What are you doing in there?
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I was just sitting in here
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because it reminds me of the
house I used to have on Ork.
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I had a condominium.
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And this is a lot
bigger, actually.
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We were gonna go
hiking, remember?
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Oh, Mindy, I'm not in the mood.
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I'm thinking, my
planet's so far away.
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I can't even...
Oh, it's out there.
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It sounds like you're homesick.
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Oh, it's worse. I'm Orksick. Oh.
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Orson promised me a vacation,
then he said I couldn't go.
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He said there was a story
about the eggs being grounded
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because of cracks.
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Oh, Mindy.
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Mindy, no. Oh, it's not fair!
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Oh! Aw, Mork. I'm...
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I'm sure Orson will give you
another vacation real soon.
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Ha! A lot you know.
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I'll never be able
to skip through
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the fields of aluminum again
picking little Tupperware buds.
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And look up at those 18 moons.
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Ork has 18 moons? Oh, yes.
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That's why all of our
coyotes have laryngitis.
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It's real strange. You'll
see them at night going:
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Oh, you are
depressed, aren't you?
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Well, I'll fix that. Here,
raise your left arm.
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Now, raise your right arm.
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That was wildly creative, Mindy,
but it hardly lightens the load.
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Oh, come on, Mork.
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Life can be beautiful anywhere
if you just give it the chance.
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Mindy, stop looking at the world
through WASP-colored glasses.
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Don't you understand? I
got a right to sing the blues.
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Five, six, seven...
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♪ Oh, I wander
Throughout the universe ♪
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♪ It just seems
To make it worse ♪
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♪ I can't get it Off my mind ♪
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♪ I ain't had a close
encounter Of any kind ♪
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♪ Oh, nanus is good news ♪
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♪ That's why I'm singin'
These Orkan blues ♪
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Probably an agent with
a recording contract.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Bickley.
Sorry about the noise.
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Noise? You mean the music?
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I danced all the way upstairs
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just filled with joy at
being in the same building
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with musical Mork
and perky little Mindy
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with the tweakable nose.
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Got your nose.
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♪ La-la-la ♪
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I have been truly blessed.
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Ta-ta.
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What's that?
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Did you say I forgot
something, mayhaps?
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Now, what could it be? Ah, yes.
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I would like both of
you to come down
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to my apartment this
evening to meet my son.
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Your son?
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I didn't know you had a son.
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Yes, I've done it all...
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at least once.
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Tom is a wonderful boy,
and he's about your age.
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And I'm sure you'll
have a lot in common.
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Seven-thirty?
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Sure. We'd love to meet him.
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I just knew you loved kids.
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Here's your nose back.
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♪ La-la-la ♪
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Do you believe it?
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See? Bickley actually
does have a nice side.
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I knew that if we
waited long enough
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that eventually it
would have to surface.
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But won't that be
interesting to meet his son?
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I can't go, Mindy. I... I
have a date with self-pity.
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Oh.
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Come on, Mork.
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Look, a lot... A lot of times,
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a good way to get your
mind off of your troubles
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is to do something
nice for somebody else.
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Like what?
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Tonight we'll go
down to Bickley's,
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and you'll be nice to his son.
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And in the meantime
you can take me hiking
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like you promised.
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All right. I... I don't
want to ruin your day.
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I'll take you hiking but I don't
want to leave the apartment.
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So you... You just walk
in place. Walk in place.
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Here we go. Here we
go. You walk in place.
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Here comes a
quaking aspen. Oh, no!
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Mork... Oh, keep
walking. Keep walking.
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A tap-dancing sequoia.
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Here comes a little bunny.
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Oh, no, a truck. Pfft!
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Come in. It's open.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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Why are you sitting in the dark?
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I'm sorry. The switch,
it's on the wall by the door.
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I was just reading.
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Oh, gee, you shouldn't
read in the dark. You'll go bl...
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Bl... Uh...
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I've been Bl... Bl... Bl...
For quite some time, now.
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You know, I cannot wait
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until they come out with a
Braille edition of Playboy.
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Oh, well, I'm Mindy McConnell,
and this is my friend Mork.
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Oh, I'm... I'm Tom Bickley.
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Hi. Hi.
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This is my friend Dinah.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Your father
didn't tell us that...
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I mean, uh, your
father didn't...
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He didn't say that I was blind?
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No. Thank you.
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Well, you know,
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Dad's not the kind of
fellow that likes to brag.
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Mindy, what does "blind" mean?
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It means that he can't see.
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Oh.
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I... I was just testing.
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You'll have to excuse Mork.
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He's never seen a
blind person before.
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Neither have I.
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What's the dog for?
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She's special. She really is.
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She... She leads me around
and she helps me find my shoes.
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Most of the time,
though, she just keeps me
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from making a
fool out of myself.
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That's what I have Mindy for.
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So is your father here?
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Mindy, show some sensitivity.
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How would he know?
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No, no. Dad called and
said he'd be a little late,
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but that his best
friends, Mork and Mindy,
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would keep me company.
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Does "best" mean "only"? Ar!
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Um...
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So how'd you get
into the apartment?
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Oh, Dad left a key for me.
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Hidden in the lock.
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He's going to meet me later
at the Purple Grotto Club.
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I'm performing there.
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Oh, you're a performer.
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That's wonderful.
Does the dog do tricks?
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No. No, I'm... I'm a singer.
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I... I sing about the thing that I
can see with my other senses.
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I mean, like, the sound
of a squeaky porch swing
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or the friends I left back home.
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Oh, back home.
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Anguish. Renewed sorrow.
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Mork, remember what I said?
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Oh. You said I'm gonna
do nice things for people.
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Well, Tom, can I read
you the newspaper
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or tell you if you're
dressed funny?
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I could do some
mime if you'd... Oh.
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Uh, Mork's been trying to
do nice things for people
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to cheer himself up.
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You see, he, um... He's
been kind of homesick lately.
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Well, I... I get that way too,
sometimes when I'm on the road.
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Yeah.
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Hey, it's after 8:00.
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I've got to get to work. Oh.
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Oh, how did you
know what time it was?
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Oh, this is a special
watch you can feel.
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See? When Mickey's left
hand is pointing to the 8,
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and his cane is pointing to 3.
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Hey, listen, why don't
you guys come along?
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I'm sure you could sit
with Dad and see my act.
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Oh. Dinah, get your leash.
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Well, that sounds like
fun, doesn't it, Mork?
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Yes, ma'am, it does. Mm-hm.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Bring it back. Come on. Come on.
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Oh, isn't she wonderful?
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- That's a good girl.
- She's just terrific.
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Good girl. That's
no big deal, Mindy.
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I can do that and I don't shed.
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Mork, be nice? Oh, be nice. Yes.
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Well, um, c... Can I
help you put that on?
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Oh, yes, please.
Oh, gladly. Okay.
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Here we go.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the Purple Grotto
is proud to present
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a very special entertainer:
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Mr. Tom Bickley.
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Good evening, everybody.
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I got a lot of great songs
to sing for you tonight.
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Fooled you.
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♪ Believe in yourself ♪
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♪ If you believe in yourself ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Yeah.
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Whoo! Ha-ha-ha!
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I really did have an incredible
time being with you tonight,
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but do me a favor, would you?
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When you leave, drive carefully.
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I always try to.
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Wasn't he great?
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And do you believe he
writes all his own songs?
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Tom, you were wonderful.
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Thank you, Mindy.
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I enjoyed you too, even
though I'm into heavy mope.
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I guess my dad's late.
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Yeah, I wonder what
happened to him.
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Well, he's got a
lot of stuff to do.
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I... I'm sure he'll get
here by the second show.
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You know, we've got
so much to talk about,
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and tomorrow, we might
even get in a round of golf.
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I didn't know you could play...
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Yeah, I can play golf.
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I'm really into
sports, actually.
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I water-ski and try to
jog a few miles every day.
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And I love to skydive.
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You jump out of planes?
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I bet the hard part is to keep
your dog from screaming, huh?
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Excuse me, folks.
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Tom, the operator took
this message for you
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while you were on stage.
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Okay? Oh, thank
you, Marty. Thank you.
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Mork, would you
read this for me?
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Oh, sure.
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All done.
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I'll read it.
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Oh, it's from your
dad. He says...
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Oh, he says he can't be
here. He was called out of town,
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and he'll see you
on your next visit.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Yeah, well, that's my
dad. Always on the go.
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When was the last time
you two got together?
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Twelve years ago.
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Twelve years?
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And he has the
nerve to stand you up?
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You know, no big deal.
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I mean, what's a few
lows with all these highs?
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Boy, I wish I
could feel like that.
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Something's pulling at me,
and I can't seem to shake it.
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You know, you really can
do anything you want to do.
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I mean, remember the old saying:
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"When life hands you
lemons, hey, make lemonade."
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I wish I could spend
the day with you one day
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so you can teach me to
enjoy the life the way you do.
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I'm not sure. How can I do that?
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Hey, don't ask me.
You're the blind guy.
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Listen, are you really
sure you want to do this?
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I want to see life
the way you do.
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Ready.
252
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,261
Okay. Let's go.
253
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,779
♪ Did you ever hear the ocean ♪
254
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:20,449
♪ As it rushes to the shore? ♪
255
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,986
♪ Did you ever
Really understand ♪
256
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,656
♪ What your senses
Were meant for? ♪
257
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,360
♪ Did you ever smell
That green, green grass ♪
258
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:35,064
♪ When the rain
Begins to pour? ♪
259
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,634
♪ If you haven't done
These special things ♪
260
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,270
♪ You don't know
What life is for ♪
261
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,895
♪ So get high on life ♪
262
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,778
♪ The best is yet to come ♪
263
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,634
♪ Get high on life ♪
264
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,985
♪ You better let
Your senses run ♪
265
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,542
♪ Get a high on life ♪
266
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,059
♪ You know the
rest Is up to you ♪
267
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,383
♪ You know, get high on life ♪
268
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:12,969
♪ And let your sense
Come through ♪
269
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,372
♪ Love your senses ♪
270
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,341
♪ Get a high on life ♪
271
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,377
♪ Everybody knows ♪
272
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:26,783
♪ Everybody knows
They can get high on life ♪
273
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,385
Oh, yippee-yo-yi kai-oh, oy-vey.
274
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,989
Boy, I didn't know horseback
riding could be such fun.
275
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,958
Ho! I rode that sucker. Whew!
276
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,928
Yeah, you were the hit of
the supermarket, all right.
277
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,196
Too bad we ran out of quarters.
278
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:45,456
Well, my frown is
down, my funk is sunk,
279
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,404
Well, I'm glad you
had a good day.
280
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,673
A good day? It was
spectabulous. Are you kidding?
281
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,041
You taught me how
to smell a sunset.
282
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:55,544
There are the greens.
283
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,447
Can we do that again tomorrow?
And tomorrow we'll bring Mindy.
284
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,082
By the way, she
wasn't there today.
285
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,489
Ar-ar!
286
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,588
I'm afraid not, Mork.
287
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,024
I'm gonna leave town
tonight after the show.
288
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,261
After Mindy's
class, we could, um,
289
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,064
drive you to the airport
and say goodbye.
290
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,149
Did I say something wrong?
291
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,534
We could wave goodbye, drive
you to the airport and say goodbye.
292
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,438
But I think that
would be kind of cruel.
293
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,643
Twelen got time to say, "Hello."
294
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,610
Who?
295
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,780
My father.
296
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:31,980
Mork, I can't take it anymore.
297
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,116
I'm damn tired of
being brushed off.
298
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,569
I thought you said to me
that it didn't bother you.
299
00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:39,121
I lied.
300
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,023
It bothers the hell out of me.
301
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,292
'm his son. Why
is he avoiding me?
302
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:47,151
I'd like to throw sot now, It
bothers the hell out of me.
303
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,200
I thought you were
the happiest guy
304
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,871
in the wif I had a father again.
305
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,423
I guess having a
son with a handicap
306
00:14:57,447 --> 00:15:03,579
e can face. In the wif
I had a father again.
307
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,104
I think maybe your
father's the one
308
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,056
I just don't understand it.
309
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,491
How could he ignore his own son?
310
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,401
Well, look who's here.
311
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,625
Oh, it's Mr. Compassion.
312
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,808
I thought you were out of town.
313
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,710
Well, I fibbed a little.
314
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,645
Actually, my dog Bickie and I
315
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,780
were over at the Holiday Inn.
316
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,133
Need any soap or towels?
317
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,285
What were you doing
over r? at the Holiday Inn.
318
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,020
Reasons. Need
any soap or towels?
319
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,156
Say, have you seen my son, Tom?
320
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,525
Of course we've seen him.
321
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,828
Is he okay? How does he look?
322
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,063
Has he grown any
since he was 14?
323
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:58,200
U keep Is he okay?
Letting down your own son?
324
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:04,473
I never let him down. I
sent him to the best doctors.
325
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,041
And there wasn't a
Christmas that went by
326
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,843
that I didn't send him a card.
327
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,211
Yeah, but how could he read it?
328
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:15,784
It's the thought that I
dthat counts. im a card.
329
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,271
I used to think so much of you,
330
00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:22,340
aking a vacation that I
dthat counts. im a card.
331
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:24,376
Sponsibilities. I used
to think so much of you,
332
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,929
Please, don't send me away.
333
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,014
Don't send me away. I
used to think so much of you,
334
00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:34,469
at before? Please,
don't send me away.
335
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:39,597
When I had to send him
away to a special school.
336
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,803
I couldn't afford the school,
so I had to take a second job.
337
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,441
I was never home.
338
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,122
Pretty soon, neither was she.
339
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,191
Love doesn't keep you together.
340
00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:01,364
I'd like to wring
Neil Sedaka's neck.
341
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,331
Bick, hiding doesn't help it.
342
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,302
He was better off
if I left him alone.
343
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,803
He had to become independent.
344
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:12,107
You don't know what it's
like to have a child born blind.
345
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,310
And what do you do, keep
him inside so he'll be safe
346
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:22,817
or f-freeze every time
you hear a car horn?
347
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,888
I had to makbably hates m.
348
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:30,025
Oh, no. He doesn't
hate you, Mr. Bickley.
349
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,094
He'd like to be
with you very much.
350
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,146
Yeah?
351
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,631
E kid He'd like to be with
you has rotten taste.uch.
352
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:42,571
Listen, we were just
gonna meet him at the club
353
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,572
Goodbye?
354
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,608
Yeah. Tom's leaving tonight.
355
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,743
Well...
356
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,702
no, I couldn't.
357
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,650
I wouldn't know what to
say after maybe Bickley's r.
358
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,018
I mean, it's only been 12 years.
359
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,754
What's there to talk about?
360
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,658
Yeah, actually, he probably
is better off without you.
361
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,477
U're mean, you're ornery,
you're self-involved. k about?
362
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,696
What couo offer him?
363
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,398
I'm his father.
364
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,902
Yeah, you think
he still remembers?
365
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,570
I'll go with you.
I'm his father.
366
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,238
Hallelujah, you old skunk.
367
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:22,411
May pigeons fly upside down
368
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,114
I don't want Tom to
know I'm in the room.
369
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,815
I'm gonna be totally silent.
370
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,383
Ither of you I don't want
Tom to know lets on I'm there,
371
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,685
I'm gonna walk right out.
372
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,254
G?
373
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,992
I want to see him.
374
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:03,952
Mork and Mindy and...
375
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,375
And Mindy and Mork.
376
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,224
Well, I'm... I'm glad
you both could make it.
377
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,893
My bags are packed
and I'm ready to go.
378
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,830
Leaving on a jet plane, huh?
379
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,165
I thought I'rt early
380
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,467
and pick out a window seat.
381
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,957
Ar-ar-ar-ar.
382
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,305
Mork taught me that.
383
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,863
And Tom taught
me to give life a feel.
384
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,411
Hey, I'm gonna miss
you, you big palooka.
385
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,947
I'm gonna miss you. I'm
gonna miss both of you.
386
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,184
I'm just sorry that I didn't
get a chance to see my dad.
387
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,352
Well,
388
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,708
you haven't left town yet.
389
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,678
The night's but a fetus.
390
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,726
Come, let's sit and talk
in a kind of mellow way.
391
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,110
We'll share some energy
and be one, you know?
392
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,566
You know, Tom,
393
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,868
I really don't know
Mr. Bickley very well.
394
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,372
What was he like as a father?
395
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,942
Well...
396
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,810
Dad...
397
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,313
Dad was, uh, stubborn and cranky
398
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,814
and grouchy and grumpy.
399
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,771
Sounds like a
law firm for dwarfs.
400
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,822
I couldn't wait till
he got home at night.
401
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,124
He always seemed to
have time to play with me.
402
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,795
So you're saying that
he was a good father.
403
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,231
Yeah, he really
was unbelievable.
404
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,132
You know, he gave the
best piggybacks in the world
405
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,724
and didn't even seem to
mind when I left gum in his ear.
406
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,006
And I remember the time
he bought me a baseball.
407
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,509
Two hundred and thirty-six
stitches on that thing.
408
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,877
And I remember swimming
toward the sound of his voice
409
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,879
my first time across the pool,
410
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,149
And he said, "You
can make it, Tom.
411
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,385
You can make
it, Tom." And I did.
412
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,922
And then there was the last
Christmas we spent at home.
413
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:51,727
And Dad opened the picture
that I drew of him with crayon,
414
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:56,320
and he said, "It looks
just like me, Tom."
415
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,091
I wish I had a father like that.
416
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:05,006
I didn't know Mr. Bickley
had those kind of feelings.
417
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,409
I wonder why people
always hide the feelings
418
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,966
that give them
the most pleasure.
419
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,417
You know, I've... I've
got a song that I wrote.
420
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,120
I think it's kind of special.
I... I'd like to sing it.
421
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,688
Oh, yeah, we'd like that.
422
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,145
Yeah, I'd like it a lot.
423
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:31,634
♪ Beauty is in the eyes ♪
424
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,458
♪ Of the beholder ♪
425
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:41,231
♪ And that's what I want to do ♪
426
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:49,674
♪ Hold you in my life forever ♪
427
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:56,914
♪ And just keep on loving you ♪
428
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:05,055
♪ Beauty's in the
eyes Of the beholder ♪
429
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:13,609
♪ So take a special
look And see ♪
430
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,145
♪ And ♪
431
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,015
♪ Just possibly ♪
432
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:24,442
♪ You will see the
love And beauty ♪
433
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,548
♪ That's in you and me ♪
434
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,517
♪ Hey ♪
435
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:42,560
♪ Look for the beauty ♪
436
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:48,599
♪ Please ♪
437
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,107
That was for you, Dad.
438
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:02,057
How...? How did
you know I was here?
439
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:05,249
You're still wearing that
awful-smelling after-shave.
440
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,754
I could find you when
I was lost in a circus.
441
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,694
It...
442
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,140
doesn't take a lot
443
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,331
to find you in an empty room.
444
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:43,164
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
445
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,900
Mork calling Orson.
446
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,636
Come in, Orson.
447
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,093
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
448
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,475
What did you learn
this week, Mork?
449
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:56,545
Well, this week, sir, I learned
to see by closing my eyes.
450
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,314
Have you been smoking
your socks again, Mork?
451
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,483
Oh, no, sir. I met
a man with no eyes
452
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,585
who saw beauty everywhere.
453
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,854
Are there many people
on Earth without sight?
454
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,623
Oh, quite a few, sir,
455
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,426
and generally they're looked
upon as being handicapped.
456
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,828
Are people on Earth
born with handicaps?
457
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,863
Some are, but others
create their own
458
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,765
by giving up on themselves.
459
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,501
You really have learned
to see, haven't you, Mork?
460
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,570
Oh, better than ever, sir.
461
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:25,340
There's so much in life
for us to sense and enjoy
462
00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:28,109
if we just wouldn't
be so blind to it.
463
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,900
Good night, sir.
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