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Nanu-nanu.
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Shazbot!
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Oh. I'm hungry.
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I wish Frederick would
get back from lunch.
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Yeah. How could he leave us
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at the height of our rush hour?
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Yes.
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Oh, say!
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Business is picking up.
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That last couple
came to a full stop.
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♪ Do me my shazbow
di din daz bow doe ♪
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Mork, what are you doing?
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Singing the Orkan blues.
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♪ Going to nanu all night long ♪
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Oh, say, I like that.
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Do you know the
"No Sales Blues"?
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Come on, you guys.
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Stop fooling around. I
really feel sorry for Dad.
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So do I.
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Why do we feel sorry for Dad?
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Business is the pits.
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Yeah, and on top of that,
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the water pipe
broke in his house
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and flooded the
entire living room.
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That's too bad, because
the wet look is out.
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Yes, but it's no fun trying
to wring out a wet couch.
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Yeah, and it cost almost $3,000
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to repair the plumbing
and dry out all the furniture.
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Say, Mindy,
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do you know where those
invoices are for the records?
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Oh, yeah, we ran out, but
there's more in the back.
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Oh, okay. I'll show
you where they are.
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Hey, Mork, could you
kind of watch the store
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while we're back there?
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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Like to buy a record?
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No, I'm just kind of browsing.
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Great luck. Let's all
hear the special deal...
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New from Rotel... Marcel
Marceau's Greatest Hits.
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Who can ever forget "Man
Ascending an Escalator"?
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How's it go? "Man Walking
the World's Longest Staircase."
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There he goes,
walking across it now.
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Also, let's just forget
the vinyl, and look inside,
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see the other quite exciting
values you can get free with this.
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Look, it can be a hand glove,
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also can dice, slice,
and make julienne fries.
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It can also be a party favor,
a King Tut hat. Who knew?
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Also a puppet for a
two-dimensional child.
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"Hi, Mom, nice to
have you home."
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These and many more
can be yours for only $1.99.
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Offer void where
prohibited by good taste.
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You are one funny guy,
with loads of energy, pal.
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But you know, I'd like to
ask you a couple of questions.
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Do you, uh...
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know one Mindy McConnell?
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I know one. Are there more?
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Well this one's 21, brunette,
and lives at 1619 Pine Street.
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Uh... uh, excuse
me, but who are you,
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and how do you know who I am?
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Well I, uh, saw the,
uh, front of the store
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that said "McConnell's
Music Store," and
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well, he, uh, told me your name.
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I didn't mention her name.
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Well, you implied it.
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Ooh, a psychic.
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Well, how do you
know where I live?
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Well, it was kind of a hunch.
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Could you excuse
me for just a moment?
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Here's the deal...
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I'm actually from the
Boulder Evening Sun.
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Clint Mullet, ace reporter.
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You don't act too
much like a reporter.
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Well, actually, I'm just
Clint Mullett, ace copy boy.
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Oh, copy boy, a clone!
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I'm working on a story so big
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no other reporter
would touch it.
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It's the biggest cover-up
since the Greenbrier Scandal.
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I never heard of that.
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You see?
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My editor was so scared
when he saw my first few pages,
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he threw the whole
story in the trash.
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How does Mindy
fit into your trash?
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Good question, boy.
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All right, it seems
that a few months ago,
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you were up at Boulder
Lake with one Bill Mason.
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How do you know that?
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Did you see anything
unusual that night?
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Like what?
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Well, UFOs?
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Oh, what?
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You know, flying saucers?
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Flying saucers.
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You don't believe
in them, do you?
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You don't? No,
I'm into flying eggs.
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Oh.
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Flying saucers,
don't make me laugh.
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Now, look, 12
people in your area
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reported seeing
glowing flying saucers.
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Now, it was a dark
night. My question is,
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why didn't you see
any glowing objects?
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Mindy, these are
the wrong invoices.
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Um, all right, Grandma.
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I'll be right back.
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What was your name again?
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Uh, Clint Mullet,
the next Lou Grant.
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Listen, it was really
nice getting to know you,
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and if I remember that I saw a
flying saucer, I will let you know.
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Tell you what, save some coffee
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for Tuesday, all right? Right.
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Whoa, that was a close call.
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Mindy!
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I'll be right back.
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I knew it.
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I sensed it, I felt it.
She knows something.
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She knows something.
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She knows a lot of things.
She watches Rona Barrett.
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Did she ever talk to you
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about a strange creature
from another planet?
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About one, no.
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You know, I'm into aliens.
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You like science fiction?
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Hey, sci-fi's my life.
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It is?
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Did you ever read
Tales of the Milky Way?
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I skimmed right through it.
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And you talk about these
kind of things with Mindy?
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Sure thing.
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Hmm. You know, you and I
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have got a lot in common.
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We ought to get together,
have some lunch...
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Talk about outer space,
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alien beings... Mindy.
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Does this mean we're
going to be friends?
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Oh, you betcha, pal.
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You know, if my theory is right,
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there's probably an
alien right here in Boulder.
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So, be on the lookout for
anything strange or unusual.
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You bet. Nanu-nanu.
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Do you realize what
a close call that was?
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Guess what? Clint
wants to be my friend.
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Are you crazy?! Of course
he wants to be your friend.
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You're the one he wants.
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I know that, but there's
an old Orkan phrase...
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"The best place to
hide from the enemy
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is right under his
noses." Oh, but Mork...
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Mork, what if he
finds out that you...?
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Uh... that you don't read
the Boulder Evening Sun?
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Then he won't be my friend?
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He might not.
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Then I better run out and
buy a copy right now. Hello!
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Oh, that boy really wigs me out.
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I love him.
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What's the matter, dear?
Is something wrong?
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Well, there was this
crazy reporter in here,
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and he thinks that men
have landed from outer space.
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And he thinks that I
know something about it.
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Oh! Of all the crazy wieners.
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Yeah.
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Well, now, don't
you worry, dear.
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If he comes back again,
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I'll kick him right in his
Sunday supplement.
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Oh!
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Wow, it's a lucky day.
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Mindy, look!
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What happened?
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He almost got hit by a bus.
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Mork, you should know
better than to walk out
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into the street before looking.
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If you hadn't pulled me
out from in front of that bus,
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I'd be dead meat
right now at Boot Hill.
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Well, Mork, it was no big deal.
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I just happened to be there.
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Oh, thank you.
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I... I owe you everything,
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my life, my firstborn.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you,
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thank you, thank
you, thank you...
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thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you,
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thank you, thank
you, thank you...
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you...
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Mork-Mork, please stop saying
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"Thank you, thank
you, thank you."
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You're welcome, you're welcome,
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you're welcome, you're welcome.
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Now, cut that out.
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You're right, Master.
You're always right.
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I cleaned up the
house and everything.
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Can I make you
another sandwich, huh?
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Can I, huh? Can I,
huh? Huh? Can I, huh?
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Mork, Mork, ca-can't you
find something else to do?
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We can hold the funeral now.
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Anything, just
lea... What funeral?
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The one for the chair I zapped.
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My Chippendale chair.
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Good grief, man, why
did you zap my chair?
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Mercy killing...
Its leg was broken.
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But that chair was
a hundred years old.
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Well, at least
it had a full life.
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My trombone. I need my trombone.
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I have to have my trombone.
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See, trombone... Oh...
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♪ Foot bone's connected
to the ankle bone ♪
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♪ Ankle bone's connected
to the shin bone ♪
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♪ Shin bone... ♪
Uh, trombone, yeah!
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Mork, please leave me alone.
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But you saved my life.
I owe you everything.
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But anybody would have pulled
you out from in front of that bus.
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Not on my planet. You
see, no one would even care.
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They don't even have
emotions on my planet.
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What's it like, not
having any emotions?
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Well, it's a real bummer.
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But being with you
makes me happy.
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I'll get it! Oh, no, no, no!
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No, I'll get it.
No, no, no, no...
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Ah... too late! I'm there!
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Daddy's residence.
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It's for you, my liege.
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Hello?
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Oh, I, uh...
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Mr. Wilson?
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Oh, oh, yes, from
the high school, yes.
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How are you?
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Oh, your, uh... your
bandleader is sick.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
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You want me to conduct
the orchestra on Saturday?
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Oh! Well...
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I certainly hope he
feels better... on Sunday.
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What?
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I-I mean, it's cutting
it a little close,
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but I can get it done, uh-huh.
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Right.
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Money? Oh, well, no.
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I don't think I can
afford more than...
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Oh, you're going to pay me.
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Oh, that-that's wonderful.
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Thank you,
Mr. Wilson. Thank you.
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Mork, they've asked me to
conduct an orchestra for money.
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I can't believe it.
That's great news.
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I have some even greater news.
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Hmm? Remember how
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this trombone used to slide?
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Well, I fixed it so this sucker
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will never slip on you again.
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Out. Out!
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Is there anything
else I can do for you?
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Wax your violin?
Hose down your organ?
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Out!
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Aah, aah!
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Great game. Now it's your turn.
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It's you. It's M...
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Mork.
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Mork! Mork, how
did you get in here?
254
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:03,976
Well, I saw you
255
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,383
come up through the ladder,
256
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,662
so I hid. Tag, you're it.
257
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,720
You're toying with
me, aren't you?
258
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,205
You... can see right through me.
259
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,507
No, you're opaque.
260
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,675
Come here, Mork.
261
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,494
Listen, Mork, I'm convinced
262
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:20,098
that Mindy knows something
about these UFO sightings.
263
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,367
So, I'm over here snooping
around for some clues.
264
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,264
Clues? Like what?
Well, you know, Mork,
265
00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:27,554
a clue could be
anything, you know?
266
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,107
It could be big, it
could be small...
267
00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:36,197
But it takes a trained eye
to spot a real clue, my friend.
268
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,300
Sometimes, they can even
be right under your nose.
269
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:40,735
I have the same theory.
270
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,303
No kidding. Well, one day,
271
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:45,073
you may be an
investigative reporter like me.
272
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:46,741
For instance, what's this?
273
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:48,076
Oh, I...
274
00:13:48,111 --> 00:13:50,444
Looks like some kind
of folder, doesn't it?
275
00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:54,348
Yeah.
276
00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:57,301
And there's something
written on it, too.
277
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,921
Hi, Mork.
278
00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:02,723
Oh, uh... hi, uh, Clint.
279
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,869
Hello, Mindy.
280
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:06,343
This is my father, Frederick.
281
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,941
Uh, Dad, this is the reporter
I was telling you about.
282
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,732
I have evidence here
that leads me to believe
283
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,235
that Mindy knows an alien...
The leader of a planet Orch?
284
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,639
Uh-oh, confusion,
fear, look of cold terror.
285
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,791
Yes, it's right here.
286
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,778
It says it... uh...
"Orch Leader."
287
00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,280
I don't believe it.
288
00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:27,315
This is my father's music.
289
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,016
That's O-R-C-H... Orch.
290
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:30,801
It's an abbreviation
for "orchestra leader."
291
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,302
It's music for the
local high school.
292
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,699
Sure. Oh, Clint, you lose again.
293
00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,901
Better start all over again
and come through the window.
294
00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:38,220
Wait a minute, you
came through my window?
295
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,460
Did you break in here?
296
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:40,839
Not actually... All
right now, buddy.
297
00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:41,829
You've gone over the line.
298
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:42,830
I'm calling the cops.
299
00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:43,831
Cops! I know that game.
300
00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:45,577
Freeze! Nobody move!
301
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,854
And one Caucasian male.
302
00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:58,090
Hello? This is an emergency. Some
man has just broken into my apartment.
303
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:01,032
Well, he broke into my
apartment, and he's here right now...
304
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,566
Wait a minute. Hang
on just a second.
305
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,701
What's this?
306
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,835
Uh, never mind.
307
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,170
Uh...
308
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,239
This looks to me like some
kind of... space helmet.
309
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:13,344
Space helmet! Does this
look like a space helmet?
310
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,012
This is my planter.
311
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,730
Well it doesn't look
like a planter to me.
312
00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:18,427
Now look, you're starting
to get on my nerves.
313
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,995
So, why don't you just
leave my apartment,
314
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,897
and I don't ever want to
see you around here again.
315
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,782
Wait a minute, just a second.
Hang on everybody, okay?
316
00:15:23,806 --> 00:15:25,100
I've got a little
admission to make.
317
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,301
Okay, now,
318
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,658
you're all familiar
319
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,111
with the newspaper
The American Inquirer?
320
00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:34,148
Good. Well...
321
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,134
they're offering
a $25,000 reward
322
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,803
for proof that there's an
alien being living on Earth.
323
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,187
Now, here's the proposition.
324
00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:41,555
Listen close.
325
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,090
I'll give you the money.
326
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,926
All I want is exclusive
rights to the story.
327
00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,928
All I want is the fame.
328
00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:50,114
Tell you what.
329
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,561
All you have to
do is get me proof
330
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:57,504
that there's an alien being here
on Earth, and the money's yours.
331
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,743
Who ever thought I'd be
332
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,377
guest conductor for
a high school band?
333
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,630
Well, who knows?
334
00:16:11,654 --> 00:16:13,299
Maybe somebody will
hear me and see me,
335
00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:15,234
and hire me to conduct
some real music, huh?
336
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:16,802
Yeah, wouldn't it be nice? Yeah.
337
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:18,659
I know you could
use the extra money.
338
00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:20,806
Boy, I sure could use
that $25,000 reward.
339
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:21,795
Dad!
340
00:16:21,831 --> 00:16:23,609
Oh, honey, honey, don't worry.
341
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,044
I wouldn't turn Mork in.
342
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,835
I have to admit, that's
an awful lot of money.
343
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,731
I don't even know what
I'd do with that much.
344
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,139
I know what I'd do. I'd
pay off the plumbing bills,
345
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:33,819
and I'd still have
enough left over
346
00:16:33,843 --> 00:16:36,710
to get the store back on its
feet, or at least on its knees.
347
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,081
Yeah, having that much
money sure would be nice.
348
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:42,250
Well, it's pointless
to even think about it.
349
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:43,400
We can't turn Mork in.
350
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,947
I know, I know. We
just have to be happy
351
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,264
with what we are
and what we have.
352
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:47,400
Well, I guess I'd
better get home
353
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,768
and help Cora with
the clarinet parts.
354
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,632
It's going to be a long night.
355
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,955
Well, I'll go with
you and help out.
356
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,790
Oh, honey, you've
done enough, as it is.
357
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,358
Oh, don't even
worry about it, Dad.
358
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,516
If I help, you two can
get to bed a lot sooner.
359
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,329
Hey, Mork, I'm going
to go over to Dad's
360
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,273
for awhile, so
I'll see you later.
361
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,691
Yeah.
362
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,225
See you.
363
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,814
Well, it is getting late,
so I think I'll hit the road.
364
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:14,859
Okay, honey. All right,
365
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:15,961
I'll see you tomorrow, Dad.
366
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,096
Right. Good night. Night.
367
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,353
Oh! Mork.
368
00:17:19,388 --> 00:17:20,754
Uh...
369
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,235
what are you doing here?
370
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,003
I've thought it over, and I...
371
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,428
think I'll turn myself
in for that reward.
372
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,097
Well, why would you want
to do a crazy thing like that?
373
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,226
So I can give you the money.
374
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:31,982
What?
375
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,767
Well, see, I have
to pay you back.
376
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,802
Mindy's my friend,
and especially you,
377
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,238
because you saved my life.
378
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,590
And I know you need
the money really badly.
379
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,291
Oh, Mork, everybody needs money.
380
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,339
That's right. You don't
have to do a thing like that.
381
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,659
Well, I want you to be able
to go back to college full time,
382
00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:48,048
and I want you to be able
383
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:50,244
to put your business
back on its knees again.
384
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,749
Mork... Mork, that's
very generous of you,
385
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,253
but you don't know what kind
of a price you'd have to pay.
386
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,810
Oh, Mork, you just don't
know what they'd do to you.
387
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,724
Your life wouldn't be
your own anymore.
388
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,858
Oh, yes, I have an idea.
389
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,693
They'd make me a
celebrity, movies...
390
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,368
Oh, eventually I'd end up on
Hollywood Squares in a box.
391
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,324
Disgusting!
392
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,057
Yeah, and that's
just the good part.
393
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:14,892
Really?
394
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,988
Yeah, you wouldn't have
395
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,277
any privacy anymore.
396
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,791
I mean, just
think, little children
397
00:18:18,815 --> 00:18:21,042
will be following you
around, saying, "Nanu-nanu."
398
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,668
Yes, and adults will be
walking up and saying, Shazbut.
399
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,280
Oh, if and if they only
knew what that meant.
400
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,137
Oh! I mean, think about it!
401
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,473
They'd come out
with dolls, games!
402
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,092
Oh, it could be awful! It
would be like living in a zoo!
403
00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:33,877
They may stick you in a bottle.
404
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,329
A bottle.
405
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,684
My grandfather was a bottle,
and he died a broken man.
406
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,051
You know, there's a chance, too,
407
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,364
that we would
never see you again.
408
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,455
They make you invisible?
409
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,708
No, but... they'll
take you away.
410
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:51,645
Oh, looks like my future
is no bed of raisins.
411
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:54,748
I want to help my friends,
but... I don't know what to do.
412
00:18:54,784 --> 00:18:56,695
Whew, I got to
think this one under.
413
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,053
Frederick!
414
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:00,315
Cora!
415
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,416
What's the matter?
416
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,258
Somebody better
call for a plumber.
417
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:07,244
And I'll go back
and start bailing.
418
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,496
Well, that settles it.
419
00:19:08,531 --> 00:19:10,330
Oh, well, Mork, tell the plumber
420
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,133
to come here right away,
that it's an emergency.
421
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:17,638
Hello, Clint?
422
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,257
Mork here.
423
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,353
If you want to see a
real live alien being,
424
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,321
be at Mindy's house
at noon tomorrow.
425
00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:25,145
Be there or be square. 'Bye.
426
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,866
Now, what's the
number of the plumber?
427
00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:33,881
Come in.
428
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,417
Mork, where are you?
429
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,018
I'm up here. I'll be right down.
430
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,654
Where is he? Where is the alien?
431
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,144
He's getting dressed.
432
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,580
What a day for mankind.
433
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,282
What an event in the
history of the universe.
434
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,228
What a break for my
career. I can see it now.
435
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,997
I'll be in Washington
two years from now.
436
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,231
The President, he'll call me.
437
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,000
"Clint, we need you,
you're a good man."
438
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,954
I am Mork, from Ork,
sent by my superiors
439
00:19:55,978 --> 00:19:58,479
to observe your primitive
civilization and report back.
440
00:19:58,514 --> 00:19:59,847
Nanu-nanu.
441
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:04,168
You called me here for this?
442
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,704
Red pajamas and silver boots?
443
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,539
You look like a
reject from the O'Jays.
444
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,039
But I'm a member of a
superior civilization, really.
445
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:15,941
Mork, come on, I know
you need the money, but...
446
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,464
Wait! I can prove it. Watch.
447
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,466
I'll make that plant
rise into the air.
448
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,639
Butterfinger.
449
00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:26,874
I don't perform
well under pressure.
450
00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:29,659
Mork, this is silly. I'm
splitting. This is ridiculous.
451
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,278
Wait! How many
people do you know
452
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,924
that can drink
with their finger?
453
00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:34,915
I'm sorry about this.
I'll get back to you.
454
00:20:37,253 --> 00:20:39,069
Wait a minute.
455
00:20:47,262 --> 00:20:48,579
How did you do that?
456
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,315
Greetings.
457
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:54,418
I am Mindy, Catwoman from Mars.
458
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,921
Mindy, what are you doing?
459
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,423
I was sent here to observe
your primitive planet.
460
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,992
But that's my job. Listen,
I'm the only alien here.
461
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,527
Of course you're an alien.
462
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,196
I'm an alien. We're all aliens.
463
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,583
I am Fredzo from Scherzo!
464
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,337
Somehow, I feel alienated.
465
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,068
I have been sent
down here to observe
466
00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:18,692
your primitive society and
demonstrate my great powers.
467
00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,026
Here, pick a card,
468
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:21,845
any card.
469
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,308
Clint, I don't know
how to tell you this,
470
00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:24,652
but they're jiving
your socks off.
471
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,668
Who else could do
this? Watch this pitcher.
472
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,839
How do you like them eagles?
473
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,974
Big deal.
474
00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:36,210
Move aside, boys.
475
00:21:36,245 --> 00:21:37,611
Watch this.
476
00:21:40,016 --> 00:21:41,765
Did you see that?
477
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,268
Just a second. Hang
on just a second.
478
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,669
There's a wire here.
479
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,554
This whole thing is rigged.
480
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:48,923
Oh...
481
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,025
well, Mork, he found us out.
482
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,293
Shazbut! Shazbut!
483
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,558
Look, I just want
to say that, uh,
484
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,116
you are the most
unconvincing group of aliens
485
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,817
I have ever seen in my life.
486
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,421
And, uh, Mork,
you are the worst.
487
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:08,341
The next time you try
and impersonate an alien,
488
00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:11,028
why don't you just
leave the pajamas home?
489
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,980
I refuse to be made a fool of.
490
00:22:13,015 --> 00:22:14,015
Too late.
491
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,258
It's a real space suit.
492
00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:26,727
I paid 50 trivets
for this in New Ork.
493
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,780
Now you'll never get the
money you need for the store.
494
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,399
Well, we won't get it
from finking on you.
495
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,935
We've been down
before, but... we'll get out.
496
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:36,737
Yeah, we always have before.
497
00:22:37,907 --> 00:22:40,474
Anyway, Mork, I
don't want to lose you.
498
00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,109
And besides...
499
00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:45,245
I've grown accustomed
to your... honk!
500
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,416
Why did you do that, when you
needed the money so really badly?
501
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,817
Oh, you don't understand.
502
00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:53,754
Mork, you're more important
than any amount of money.
503
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,556
You can't buy friendship.
504
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,141
So, even if I had
turned myself in,
505
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:58,542
it would have been for nothing.
506
00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,543
That's right.
507
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:00,911
And you saved me from that.
508
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,445
Well... yes.
509
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:03,814
Thank you, thank you,
510
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:05,093
thank you, thank you, thank you,
511
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,416
thank you, thank you, thank you,
512
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,218
thank you, thank you...
513
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:09,920
thank you, thank you...
514
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:20,013
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
515
00:23:20,048 --> 00:23:22,216
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
516
00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:25,852
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
517
00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:27,554
Mork calling Orson!
518
00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:29,301
I hear you, Mork.
519
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,624
Whoa!
520
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,394
What are we going to
talk about this week?
521
00:23:33,429 --> 00:23:35,629
Believe it or not,
Your Immenseness,
522
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,716
my value on the Earth
market is $25,000, or 100 yen.
523
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,552
How much is that in grebbles?
524
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,186
Oh, a measly 0.3.
525
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,389
Money seems to be
important to Earthlings.
526
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,491
Oh, you bet your sweet shobow.
527
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,559
They put it in a
place called a "bank."
528
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,961
What happens at a bank?
529
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,729
Well, you bring in your money.
530
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:55,599
It meets other money, mates,
and makes more money.
531
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:59,136
Also, this money seems to
have a certain rubber-like quality,
532
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:02,072
because you can bounce
a check, or stretch a dollar.
533
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,091
Can anyone get
money from the bank?
534
00:24:04,126 --> 00:24:07,228
No, only the rich, and those
with proper identification.
535
00:24:07,263 --> 00:24:10,581
Also, a bank will only lend
you money to buy a boat,
536
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,566
or a big car, not to buy food.
537
00:24:12,601 --> 00:24:13,868
Why is that?
538
00:24:13,903 --> 00:24:15,597
I guess food's
harder to repossess.
539
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,355
We will store that
information, Mork,
540
00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:20,357
even though it's from you.
541
00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,176
Thank you, Your Immenseness.
542
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,978
By the way, don't take
any wooden grebbles.
543
00:24:25,013 --> 00:24:27,714
This is Mork, signing
off until next week.
544
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:30,251
Nanu-nanu.
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