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Nanu-nanu.
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Shazbot!
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Babalu, Mindy.
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Hi, Mork.
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Boy, am I glad you're home.
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Could you do me a little favor?
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Of course.
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Uh, would you put
away your space suit?
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Oh, sure.
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Ah, space suit, good to see you.
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Ah.
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Oh, of course I miss you.
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Yes, yes.
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You see, I have to
wear Earth clothing
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now that I'm here on Earth.
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It's true.
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Mork, you talk to
your space suit?
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Of course. It spoke first.
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I'd be rude not to reply.
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But you're treating
it like it's alive.
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It is.
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It's made up of billions
of tiny living cells.
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Whew!
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If you call that living.
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I'm sorry... you know it's true.
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You smell bad.
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You see, you earthlings
are in a primitive state,
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but you'll realize that
life exists in many forms
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throughout the universe when
you gain higher intelligence
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and more sophistication.
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Time for dodo num-nums, okay?
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What?
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No, I can't tell
you a story tonight,
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so you just hang in there.
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Ne-ne.
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I know it's probably my fault.
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Spare the rod
and spoil the suit.
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Oh, how'd your observation
of traffic go today?
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Oh, not very well.
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Why do they call it rush
hour when nothing moves?
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Got me.
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I had to go to a movie instead.
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Oh, you did? What'd you see?
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Oh, it was a love story
called Here Comes the Fleet.
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Oh, yeah, I love that one.
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I'd like to see that one again.
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So would I.
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I have several
questions I'd like
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to ask you about
it, if you don't mind.
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Oh, go ahead.
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All right.
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You remember Biff and Margie?
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Sure. You remember
when they first met,
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they had this horrible fight,
and then the very next scene,
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they were together
on a date again. Why?
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Because they
were falling in love.
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Oh, I see.
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Ah, sucker's hot.
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But there's one small
thing I don't understand.
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Hmm? What is this
thing called "love"?
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You don't know?
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I know it's an emotion,
but we abolished emotions
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on Ork a billion bleems ago.
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They took a vote,
and everyone said,
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"All in favor?"
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Well, Mork, if you
want to be an earthling,
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you're just going to
have to experience love.
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Oh. Oh!
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Does this love
lead to... mating?
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Yes.
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Oh, good, because I've
been wanting to try that.
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When can we start?
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When can we start?
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Oh, wow. Déjà vu.
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Yes, you see, we
can have a mating,
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and I can send back
a report to Orson
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complete with slides,
video demonstrations...
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Oh... Oh.
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See, see, Mork, it
doesn't quite work like that.
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See, um... mating...
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I mean, love...
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When a man and a woman
really care about each other, then...
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Mindy, my suit needs me.
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I'll be right back. Sure.
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We'll discuss this
love another time.
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Fine with me.
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Your suit really
got me off the hook.
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Oh, humor.
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What is it?
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Why didn't you think about
this before you went to bed?
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I'd give them money if
they'd just learn another song.
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Cora, well, it does
my heart good
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to see you tending to my
inspired little window display.
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Has she attracted many
customers yet today?
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Customers, no.
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Dust, yes.
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And I'll tell you
another thing, Fredzo.
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I'm getting a little tired
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of picking dead
flies out of her wig.
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Have your little joke, Cora.
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Nothing you can say or do
is going to upset me today.
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Life is wonderful,
life is sweet,
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and I am thrilled to be alive.
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Cool it. You're
bringing me down.
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Well, if that's your attitude,
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I'm going to bring
you down some more.
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Cora...
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what could I have
that would say,
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"Here is a man
who is a success"?
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A sign saying, "Here is
a man who is a success."
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Wrong.
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Driving a brand-new Cadillac.
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That says a man is a success.
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Mm, well, it doesn't
say much for you.
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You drive a '69 compact.
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Not after today.
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I have scrimped,
and I have saved,
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but it was worth it.
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I've got $2,300 in here,
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and that gives me just
enough to swing the deal.
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Here, look. Isn't it a beauty?
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Now, why do you need
a car three blocks long
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when you only live a
block and a half away?
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Well, I don't need the
car to drive to work.
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I need the car to drive to
my high school class reunion
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this Saturday night,
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and that's 53 miles from here.
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I thought you hated high school.
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Oh, no, no, no, I
didn't hate high school.
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I hated Forrest Collins.
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Why?
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Because he was big,
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because he was a bully,
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and because he said I'd
never amount to anything.
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You know it's strange,
but Elizabeth never told me
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any of this.
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Well, because I never told her.
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In fact, I never told
anybody about it until now.
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But look, that's behind me.
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I've saved my money,
and I'm getting my Cadillac,
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and there is nothing
that anybody can say
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that can stand in the
way of my happiness.
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Hello, Daddy!
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Except that.
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"Daddy."
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Hello, Mork. Come in.
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Hello, Mrs. Hudson.
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Where's Mindy?
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Well, she's out on an errand,
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but she should be back soon.
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Oh, a wingless hibenginie.
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I thought they were extinct.
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Guess they are. Stiff city.
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Yes.
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Mrs. Hudson. Hmm?
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May I ask you something
very personal? Shoot.
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How do you know when
you meet the person
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you'll fall in love with?
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Oh, Mork, I promise you,
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when you meet the
right one, you'll know it.
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And you knew the minute
you met Mr. Hudson?
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Oh, yes.
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It took 15 years
for us to realize
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it was love at first sight.
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Now, you're going to need these
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while you're waiting for Mindy.
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Oh, good, snacks.
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No, no. No.
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No, they're, uh...
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they're to make the
music sound better.
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That's illogical... How
can anything sound better
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by putting cotton in
your ears? You'll see.
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I understand you now!
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Please be here.
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Oh, please, please,
please, please be here.
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Oh, good!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, darn it.
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Mindy!
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Oh, hi, Mork.
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Ooh, heavy vibrations.
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Early sensor reading
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says anxiety, depression,
state of defunk.
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What seems to be
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the matter?
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Oh, I'm just disappointed
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in the mail.
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Ah, then let me
teach you something.
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You see, it's common
throughout the universe
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for the female of the species
to be disappointed in the male.
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The nimnul factor's omnipresent,
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and they can be such
beasts sometimes.
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No, Mork, you don't understand.
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I was expecting
a special letter.
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Oh, let me give you one.
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How 'bout "K"?
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Maybe an "F" or a "U"?
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Oh, Mork...
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I'm sorry. I was just
trying to cheer you up.
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It's not going to help.
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See, Mork, I never
finished college
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because I didn't really
know what I wanted to do.
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Yeah, but now I
know I want to go back
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and go on and get my
degree in Journalism,
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and I'd applied
for this scholarship,
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and I was just turned down,
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and now I can't go back...
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What are you doing?
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Making a fool out of myself.
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I understand that's common
in light of what's happened.
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What do you mean?
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Ooh.
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I took your advice,
and this afternoon,
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I went out, and I fell in love.
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What?! Oh, she's beautiful.
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The first time our eyes met...
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I knew... I knew it
was the real thing.
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You see, I'm madly...
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I am madly in love.
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Mork, you can't
fall madly in love
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with someone you just met.
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Love takes time.
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No, you won't say that
after you meet Dolly.
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Oh. Well, certainly, I'd
like to meet her sometime.
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Oh, no time like the present.
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She's out in the hall.
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Can I bring her in, huh,
can I, can I, huh, can I?
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Of course. I mean, you
shouldn't have left her
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standing out there alone.
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Oh!
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Shh. Mindy...
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meet... Dolly!
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You dance divinely, my darling.
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Mork. Oh.
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I want you to sit down.
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I have to have a little
talk with the both of you.
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I mean, uh...
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Oh, just sit down.
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After you first, my dear.
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There we go. Relax.
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Now, I don't know
how else to say this
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but to just come
right out with it.
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You can't have a meaningful
relationship with a mannequin.
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Why not?
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She's beautiful, shy, quiet.
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Of course she's quiet,
she can't even talk.
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Oh, haven't you heard
of body language?
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My darling, whoa, oh, oh, oh.
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I love it when she
talks dirty like that.
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Mork, you can't love
an inanimate object.
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Why not, you say
you love your book.
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That's different.
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And you said you loved
Here Comes the Fleet.
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That's different, too.
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Isn't my love for
Dolly different?
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That's too different.
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That's what I love about her.
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She's unique, one of a kind.
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That's what makes
her wonderful, isn't it?
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Oh, Mork, yes, I think
she's just wonderful.
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Now look, so far my day
has been pretty rotten.
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Now I'd like to stay
here and talk to you two,
263
00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:23,624
but I have some problems
of my own to work out,
264
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,510
so I think I'll just leave.
265
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,363
You have a good time.
266
00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:30,898
We will.
267
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,071
At last we're alone, cara mia.
268
00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:40,241
What shall we do
tonight, my love?
269
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:41,709
Hmm?
270
00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:42,871
Maybe we can
go to the Balalaika,
271
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,056
that quaint gypsy restaurant
272
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,058
and ask for Bella,
our favorite waiter,
273
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:48,549
and he'll give us a
booth near the oyster bar.
274
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:49,884
I'd sit near the fireplace,
275
00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,999
but I know that it bums
you out very much.
276
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,069
Then afterwards we'll
wander down the street,
277
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:58,226
look in store windows,
278
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,221
see if there's anyone
there you know.
279
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,015
We can go dancing, my love.
280
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,517
I know you don't like to dance.
281
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,593
You feel a little stiff
sometimes, but...
282
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,188
I have a better idea, cara mia.
283
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:14,542
Come, stand up in
your own special way.
284
00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:15,855
Yes, I'll tell you what...
285
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,146
No, no.
286
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:25,369
Let me sweep you
off your feet, my love.
287
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:29,206
Let me show you some old
Roebuck catalogs now, come.
288
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,541
We're going up to my attic.
289
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,587
I'd like to show you some
of my special drawings.
290
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,313
A special romantic interlude,
just you, Mu-mu and me.
291
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,880
Upstairs we go, my love.
292
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:37,881
Oops.
293
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,550
Ooh.
294
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:43,454
Don't tell me, you've got a
headache now, don't you?
295
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,872
I don't get it.
296
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,374
What kind of a ding-dong
297
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,877
would take a mannequin
from a store window?
298
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,712
Well, what kind of a ding-dong
299
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,064
would put it there
in the first place?
300
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,402
I'm not going to
let it upset me.
301
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,071
Today is Fredrick C.
McConnell's big day.
302
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,840
Today I become a success.
303
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,376
In one hour, I pick up
my brand-new Cadillac.
304
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,356
If that's what makes
you happy, have fun.
305
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,346
Hi, Mindy. Hi.
306
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,933
Hi, dear. What's wrong?
307
00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:15,669
I guess I'm not very good
at hiding my feelings, am I?
308
00:14:15,705 --> 00:14:17,788
No, not unless
you're secretly happy.
309
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:23,895
Honey, honey, what's the matter?
310
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,531
Oh, Daddy, I wanted
to surprise you.
311
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,044
I was going to go
back to college.
312
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,868
College? Honey, that's wonder...
313
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,186
"Was"?
314
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,538
That's just it.
315
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,117
I was hoping for a scholarship,
316
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,719
only they canceled the program,
317
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,042
and I didn't get it.
318
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,722
And I can't afford the tuition.
319
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,379
Oh, I'm so sorry.
320
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,980
Well...
321
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:46,100
This is kind of a...
a dream of yours?
322
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,402
Yeah, I guess it is.
323
00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:50,888
Yeah, I know what that's like.
324
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,074
How much money did you need?
325
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,711
Well, the scholarship
was for about $2,000.
326
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,396
$2,000?
327
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,631
That's an interesting figure.
328
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,467
That's... that's too
interesting for my bankbook.
329
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,487
Mindy.
330
00:15:06,522 --> 00:15:09,824
Boy, is today your lucky day.
331
00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,670
I mean, you were
gonna surprise me,
332
00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:13,161
now I'm gonna surprise you.
333
00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:15,340
Honey, ever since
you were a little baby,
334
00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:18,299
I've been putting aside
a little money for you.
335
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,511
I was gonna save it
336
00:15:19,535 --> 00:15:21,847
until you needed it and...
337
00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:24,571
well, it looks like
you need it now.
338
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:25,840
What?
339
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,341
There's $2,300 in there.
340
00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:28,654
I wish it could be more.
341
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,445
God, I wish it could be more.
342
00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:34,648
This is incredible.
343
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,966
I'll second that.
344
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,603
Oh, Daddy.
345
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,705
Oh, Daddy, you're wonderful.
346
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,157
I can't believe this.
347
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,860
Well, I'm going to go
down right now and sign up.
348
00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:48,029
Oh, thanks.
349
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:49,875
Ooh, I'll talk to
you guys later.
350
00:15:49,899 --> 00:15:52,399
Oh, thanks again, Dad.
351
00:15:54,403 --> 00:15:56,603
Eh, Frederick.
352
00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:59,056
You just did a wonderful thing,
353
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,559
and I'm really
hacked off about it.
354
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,495
What?
355
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,009
Well, just when I
convince myself
356
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,411
that you're an absolute wiener,
357
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,836
you turn around and...
358
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,832
turn around and
do something nice.
359
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:15,840
Did you see the
look on Mindy's face?
360
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,175
I mean, anybody that can make
361
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,843
another human
being look like that,
362
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,846
he's gotta be a success.
363
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,182
Well, now I can go to my
high school class reunion
364
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,185
and hold my head
up in my old car...
365
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,553
if it starts.
366
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,663
And so I thought
you ought to know
367
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,532
that's what he really
was saving the money for.
368
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,034
I just don't believe him.
369
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,368
Oh, I know.
370
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:48,706
Sometimes he acts
like a BB stacker,
371
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,042
but... but underneath, dear,
372
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,045
your father's really
a... a good guy.
373
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,713
Oh, I know.
374
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,876
Well, I'll just have to
give him that money back.
375
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,079
Oh, no, no, don't
you dare do that.
376
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,036
Oh, no, you made him
377
00:17:02,071 --> 00:17:03,353
very happy today.
378
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,668
More than a new car ever could.
379
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,670
And if you want
to make me happy,
380
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,172
don't you ever dare tell him
381
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,529
that I spilled the beans.
382
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,797
Why?
383
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,261
Well, you see, way down I know
384
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,986
that your father
really loves me,
385
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,666
and I don't want to do anything
386
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:23,691
to ruin our rotten relationship.
387
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,008
Good night, Mork.
388
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,188
Good night.
389
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,212
Good night, darling. Bye, Grams.
390
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,363
Excuse me,
391
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,699
but I find this all
rather puzzling.
392
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,357
Oh, well, it's just
another side of love, Mork.
393
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,491
A father's love
for his daughter.
394
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,476
He sacrifices...
395
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:43,572
Oh, I know that. I read Lolita.
396
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,230
Oh.
397
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,111
But it's the other love
that complicates things.
398
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,219
What other love?
399
00:17:51,254 --> 00:17:52,536
Well, his love for her.
400
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,538
You see, he calls her bad names,
401
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,074
he tries to avoid her,
but yet he still loves her?
402
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,976
See, Mork, Dad and
Grandma need each other.
403
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,313
And that's what
love is all about.
404
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,432
Oh, that's just like
my love for Dolly.
405
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,830
You know, Mork, I don't know
about the rest of the universe,
406
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,854
but here on Earth
there's a big difference
407
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,739
between a living
woman and a mannequin.
408
00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:13,807
Really?
409
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,443
Yeah.
410
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,478
Go get Dolly. I want
to show you something.
411
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,825
All right. I'll have
to wake her up.
412
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,516
She had a headache so I
put her in the guest room.
413
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,486
My love.
414
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,156
Get your sleeve off her, you...!
415
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,532
Come, my sweet.
416
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,001
Ah, there we go.
417
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,670
Okay,
418
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,971
now I want you to
hold Dolly's hand.
419
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,507
All right.
420
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,208
Mmm, nice.
421
00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:50,678
Now, I want you to hold my hand.
422
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,549
Oh, even nicer, and
the fingers separate.
423
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,489
Okay, now I want
you to hug Dolly.
424
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,660
Ooh.
425
00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:08,495
Help me. Help me.
426
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,834
Not bad.
427
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:17,521
Okay, now I want
you to give me a hug.
428
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,643
Whoa.
429
00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:24,478
That's very, very nice.
430
00:19:24,514 --> 00:19:26,514
And no dead flies either.
431
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,718
Okay, now I want
you to give Dolly a kiss.
432
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,719
Just like in the movies?
433
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,688
Just like in the movies.
434
00:19:39,962 --> 00:19:42,597
Now it's your turn, right?
435
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,869
Well, yeah.
436
00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:51,188
It's all right.
437
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:58,428
Do you see the difference?
438
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,865
Whoa.
439
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,033
Aah, aah, aah, aah.
440
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,087
Genetic memory.
441
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,857
Whoa, primitive
stirrings deep inside.
442
00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:12,526
Whoa. Whoa.
443
00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:13,927
Amrak. Crazen.
444
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,263
Yo, baby. No, no.
445
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,800
Oh.
446
00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:23,870
Oh, I... I think I understand.
447
00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:25,972
The for-real human being
448
00:20:26,008 --> 00:20:27,591
is much better than
a plaster replica.
449
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,994
Oh.
450
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,547
Mindy, can we be
alone for a moment?
451
00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:35,482
We are alone.
452
00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:36,717
No, no.
453
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,168
Dolly and me.
454
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,053
Oh. Oh, sure.
455
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:44,090
I understand, I think.
456
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,376
Um, I have a few things
457
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,828
that I could pick up at
the store, anyway, so
458
00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:50,931
you two be alone.
459
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,013
Dolly?
460
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:09,016
Dolly, darling.
461
00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:11,685
We have to have a little talk.
462
00:21:11,721 --> 00:21:13,854
That's all right.
463
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:14,955
That's why I love you
464
00:21:14,991 --> 00:21:16,869
because you're
such a good listener.
465
00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:18,291
Dolly?
466
00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:22,046
Why are you staring
off into space like that?
467
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,650
I guess you know
what's coming. I...
468
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,230
You better kinda lay
back for a second.
469
00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,222
We're different, dear,
470
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,858
and I come from a planet
where there are no emotions,
471
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,393
and all of a sudden I met you
472
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,229
and, "zingo," I felt something.
473
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,165
It was like
474
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,668
I guess as you humans say,
475
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:46,663
"I'll stop bushing
around the beat."
476
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,889
Um, dear, I...
477
00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:51,392
when I first met you, I
found you very special,
478
00:21:51,427 --> 00:21:55,062
the way you... the way you're
so straight and yet, friendly,
479
00:21:55,097 --> 00:21:58,082
and the way your
ankles turn around,
480
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,133
kinda like backwards like that.
481
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:02,202
Kinda like Linda Blair and, I...
482
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,291
I don't know, darling, I...
483
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,761
it just isn't going to work.
484
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,013
You're too good for me.
485
00:22:13,048 --> 00:22:16,016
I know, I know.
486
00:22:16,051 --> 00:22:18,251
Well, look at it this way.
487
00:22:18,287 --> 00:22:20,855
Someday you'll meet the
mannequin of your dreams,
488
00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:23,256
and you're no dummy, Doll...
489
00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:25,258
I know, no offense. Sorry.
490
00:22:25,294 --> 00:22:28,028
So all I can say to
you, my love, it's...
491
00:22:28,063 --> 00:22:30,697
it's over.
492
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,198
I, um,
493
00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:33,384
I'll miss you.
494
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,887
No, no, don't...
No, you can't cry.
495
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,557
Take care.
496
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,393
I'll drop by and
look in on you, and...
497
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,044
I'll miss you, love.
498
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,577
No, no, don't pass out on me.
499
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:51,068
Guess this means
500
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,003
farewell forever, my love.
501
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,072
Oh.
502
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,442
You didn't have to
give the ring back.
503
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,517
Mork calling Orson.
504
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,235
Come in, Orson.
505
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:09,353
Mork calling Orson.
506
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,520
Come in, Orson.
507
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,189
Mork calling Orson.
508
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,725
Come in, Orson.
509
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,511
This is Orson.
510
00:23:17,546 --> 00:23:18,862
What's the matter with you?
511
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,047
Me? Nothing.
512
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:23,033
You've got a strange
look on your face.
513
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,368
Maybe it's love.
514
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,535
Love?
515
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,870
Isn't that an emotion?
516
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,706
It's a many splendored thing.
517
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,885
It makes the world go round.
518
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,041
It'll keep us together.
519
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,542
It's all you need.
520
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,978
All I need is a report
that makes sense.
521
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,379
Oh.
522
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,715
Love doesn't make sense.
523
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,983
That's why earthlings
think it's so wonderful.
524
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,385
Is there anything
similar to it on Ork?
525
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,537
No.
526
00:23:43,573 --> 00:23:46,056
What happens is you
get hot and sweaty.
527
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,541
You can't eat, you can't sleep,
528
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,561
and you feel dizzy all the time.
529
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,097
It sounds like that
disease you got on Venus.
530
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,699
Yes, Venusian's Revenge.
531
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,667
We Orkans made
the right decision
532
00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,069
in giving up emotions.
533
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,138
I'm not so sure, Orson.
534
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,657
You see, we may
have given up too much.
535
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,671
Even though I'm more
advanced than these humans,
536
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,260
sometimes I...
537
00:24:07,296 --> 00:24:09,663
I feel so primitive,
538
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,464
I'm afraid I don't understand.
539
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:15,435
Neither do I, Orson,
but I'm not afraid.
540
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,522
This is Mork signing
off till next week.
541
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,559
Nanu-nanu.
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