All language subtitles for Mork & Mindy S2E01, E02 (Mork in Wonderland)

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Here's your coffee, Mr. Bickley.

Go.

Just like Mom used to make.

Oh, well, thank you.

Mom's coffee was awful, too.

Thanks a lot.

Mr.

Bickley, I was wondering if you wanted
to go to Utah with Mork and me to visit

Dad.

You're not going to believe this. He got
a job with a symphony orchestra.

It's his big debut.

I'm so proud of him.

I never liked your dad much.

Thanks.

That's a nice thing to say.

Oh, it's not his fault.

I never liked anybody very much.

I must say, it's not easy for a man to
sell his business and take a new job.

I know. That's why this job is so
perfect for him.

He's always wanted to be a symphony
conductor, and this particular orchestra

going to take him all around the
country.

Ah, yes.

Zubin McConnell.

Don't panic.

Oh, no, not again.

It's nothing serious.

It's just the world as we know it is
coming to an end.

That's about time.

The world is coming to an end. The world
as we know it.

The world as we know it is coming to an
end. Right. You see, I went downtown to

buy a book, The Life and Hard Times of
Princess Rainier of Monaco.

And there, plaster of every magazine and
newspaper was Energy Crisis.

Don't panic. Don't panic. Remain calm.

Energy Crisis. Crisis. Big deal. Big
deal. It is a big deal, Mr.

Smarty Pants Republican.

Unless we find an alternative source of
energy for oil, we have to conserve. And

that's why I was out making darn sure we
conserve.

Oh, Mork, what were you doing?

Well, I shut out all the streetlights in
downtown Boulder.

I shut out all the traffic lights, too.

I'm going to kind of miss them, though.

Red, yellow, green, such festive colors.
They were so pretty.

People used to stop their cars and watch
them change.

Mork, relax, okay?

Relax? Relax? How can I relax when
there's a world beyond? I love Lucy.

you understand?

We're running out of fossil fuels.

There aren't any more dinosaurs dying
and dinosaurs still in residuals. It's a

whole different world.

And pretty soon, a hundred years from
now, they'll be drilling into cemeteries

looking for oil.

I'd like us to concede the advertising
slogans now. Put a relative in your tank

and then have testimonials.

Aye, I got 20 miles to the gallon using
my test.

Mork, there is an energy crisis, and in
50 or 60 years, we probably won't have

any more oil. But a lot of people
believe that the oil companies are just

scare tactics so they can hike the
prices.

Somebody's getting very rich at our
expense.

I don't understand. Why would someone
else want to get rich at someone else's

expense?

Let me put it to you this way.

Some of us believe the people who own
the oil are shaking down the rest of the

world. Oh, that's why they call shakes
for the booty.

Well, companies keep backing the
politicians.

Well... What's so funny about that?

Nothing.

Well, you just laughed.

No, I didn't.

There you go again.

No, it wasn't a laugh. That was a
sneeze.

Are you making fun of me?

If that's your sneeze, take my advice.
Never go to a funeral in the rain.

Look at you, Mork. You're soaking wet.

Why don't you take off your clothes?

Gesundheit. Oh, thank you.

Oh, you're really catching a cold. Come
here. I want to give you something.

Here.

Take one of these.

What is it?

Cold capsule. It'll help shrink your
nasal membranes and clear your head.

All right.

Don't put it in your ear.

Try swallowing it.

Swallow it?

That's the wrong way. I've got a head
cold.

Trust me.

Well...

If I swallow this as a donger and
chance, you'll never see it again.

That boy is a little short from the neck
up. He doesn't even know how to

take a cold tablet.

Well, he hasn't been sick much.

You don't have to have a high fever to
know where to stick the thermometer.

So, what about Dad's concert? Are you
going to make the trip with Mork and me?

Who do I have to share the back seat
with, Mork or your grandmother?

Grandma's already there. She's going to
make the entire tour with Dad.

Wow. Every conductor's dream. A 78 -year
-old groupie.

We'll have to work on this.

What are you doing?

I just eliminated a negative.

There's one streetlight that sucked his
last watt.

That is wrong.

Mindy, don't you think I know right from
wrong?

Yes, but you just can't run around doing
right all the time. It's just not

right.

Mayday, Emrak, phasing confusion.

This one I think I have earth
communication down.

Right is wrong.

All right, readjust.

Famous architect, Francoid wrong.

Famous soul group, the wrongest
brothers.

Bo didn't do diddly.

You've got to understand, you just can't
go around taking the law into your own

hands. Otherwise, you're nothing more
than a vigilante.

Do you know what a vigilante is?

Sure I know what a vigilante is. It's a
guy who's looking for a girl who's a

vigilante. They're an endangered
species.

Mindy, I know what I did was wrong, but
I'm sorry.

Oh, ma 'am.

It's okay, Mork, just as long as you
don't go around breaking any more

streetlights. Promise?

Promise. Good.

What's that in your nightshirt?

Mindy, I feel guilty, but I think that's
rather a personal question, don't you?

I mean, when did you buy the new one?
Look, it's at least two sizes too big

you. Do you have a sleeve come over your
hands like this?

Wait a minute here.

You look like a Ku Klux candy cane.

Mindy, this is the same cap and the same
nightshirt I've always had.

Well, it can't be. Look how big it is
for you.

Mindy, how tall am I?

Usually you're about like that.

She used to be up there.

Oh, no.

You know that pill you gave me to shrink
my nasal membranes?

I forgot. We Orkins are all membrane.

That's impossible.

A person doesn't just shrink.

Oh, yeah? Then how come my shirt just
fell off?

This book covers every disease known to
man.

There's not a word in here about
shrinking.

I can always play shortstop.

How can you make jokes?

Unless the one day you've shrunk down to
half your thigh.

The tiny time capsule can't go on
forever.

In the meantime, in the words of Esther
Williams, I've got to go with the flow.

Like you said, thanks for the new
clothes anyway.

I mean, my old clothes are getting to be
a hassle.

Last night my sleep I rode over and my
nightshirt didn't.

Yeah. I borrowed those from Billy's mom
from across the street.

I'm sorry I didn't get you any shoes
that fit.

My old shoes are fine. I kind of
consider them my personal tribute to

Kelly.

When are you going to face reality? You
are shrinking.

Yeah, but you've got to look on the
bright side, Minnie. There's got to be a

pony in here somewhere.

Maybe it could be Paul Williams' ballet.

That's what people say.

I knew then what I knew now. Well, I've
got my eye on the cute little eight

-year -old. She's got the body of a six
-year -old, don't me.

Stop it.

Mindy, I'm sorry. There's no use both of
us being scared to death.

I know.

The least you can let me do is call a
doctor.

A normal doctor isn't good for me,
Mindy. I have a different metabolism.

That's why I have to call a shrink.

Oh, I know. A little orc in humor,
right? A little orc in humor, Mindy?

Is that a short joke?

Real funny, Mindy.

So I called her shrink.

Big deal.

She'll get here soon. She'll be here
soon. Don't worry.

A shrink is a slang word for a
psychiatrist.

Not mine. No, not my shrink.

Besides, he told me. I don't care what
he told you.

A shrink has nothing to do with anything
that's shrunk.

Who says we don't make house calls
anymore?

It's for you.

Where is the little fella?

Straight ahead and down.

the shrimp boat sink in dignity.

A good shrink has to be.

I said get out! Boogie, oogie, oogie!

Can you get that ugly thing away from
me?

There's no telling where it's been.

You remember Dr. Exeter?

Please, don't call me Dr.

Mark.

I refuse to be put in a category with
those quacks.

Boogie, oogie, oogie!

However, if you... insist on a label,
call me Miz.

That's good. It goes with the outfit.

Speaking of outfits, I love yours, Mark.

Except the duck feet have got to go.

Can I have them when you... Don't talk
like that.

He's not going to shrink anymore.

Why, of course not.

But if I were you...

some snapshots just to be safe.

How are you feeling, Mort?

Oh, not bad. A little short of breath.

Now, this has gone too far.

What you need is a real doctor.

Oh, you mean like a real doctor that
coughs on Wednesday, feets blitz on

Thursday, spits on hole on Friday?

Most doctors are highly qualified.

Oh, sure.

In their own backward way.

But I... I'm strides ahead of them.

And I don't mean little froggy steps.

I mean giant strides ahead.

I'm strides ahead of every doctor in the
world.

Mean you're bigger than Dr. Joyce,
brothers?

I even have prettier hair.

Bigger than Doc Severinsen? Dr. Scholls?
Dr. Pepper?

Oh, please.

We're not talking fruity -flavored
drinks here, Mark.

We're talking hard scientific facts
based on years of...

research, dedication, experimentation.

Don't step there!

Step on the crack, break your mother's
back!

This guy is no better than a witch
doctor.

That's Ms.

Witch Doctor, Mindy.

Thank you, Mark.

Now then, let's discuss those symptoms.

Just lie back.

Fine.

A pencil for shorthand.

Sorry.

Tell me, do you get mad when you hear
the song Short People?

No.

Would you like to be Ricardo Montalban's
sidekick?

Not my fantasy.

up to Paul Williams?

No, but I can take him a little bit at a
time.

That's it.

You're a cure.

What?

You are out of your skull.

Did you hear that, Pedro?

La senora no encasa.

I'm no encasa.

You're no encasa.

The rest of us are getting bigger.

What? Just last night, Walter Cronkite
said the entire world is suffering

inflation.

Out.

Goodbye, you normal kind of guy.

One lucky cat.

Ciao, ciao, ciao.

You just got to think positive.

I mean, the effects of that pillow have
to wear off soon, and then you'll be

back to your normal size.

You've already stopped shrinking, I
think.

Thanks for the encouragement, Mindy.

But a few hours ago, this here used to
be form -fitting, and either I've

discovered a revolutionary new diet or
I'm still shrinking.

What am I going to do, Mind?

How did the suit fit?

Oh, nice considering.

Yeah, I'm really sorry the store was out
of Ken dolls.

Yeah, me too. I feel kind of funny
wearing tacky Bob clothes.

Better late than never.

There's certain advantages to being
small, though. At least you can get an

entire living room set for $6 and some
change.

Yeah.

Look, Mork, I know it looks like you've
stopped shrinking.

But I really wish you'd let me take you
to a doctor.

Don't you think a doctor would be kind
of suspicious that I'm an alien?

I mean, I'm small in things that most
people have removed.

Okay, no doctors.

But how do you know you're going to
return to your normal size?

Well, I haven't shrank in over an hour.

Hey, in no time at all, I'll just be
growing real big again. No time at all.

Men,

don't you have to be going to school
today?

Yeah, I really should have a journalism
exam.

But I don't want to leave you.

Hey, Mindy, I'm a big boy now.

Get out of here before I break your
ankle.

Hey.

Are you sure?

Mindy, Mindy, Mindy, Mindy, get out of
here.

Take a hike.

Well, is there anything I can get you
while I'm out?

Well, you can...

Pick me up a Barbie doll, the one with
all the accessories.

Oh, by the way, the exterminator man is
supposed to come today, then... I guess

I'd better cancel that, huh?

Sorry.

See you later.

Oh, no.

Another time capsule just went off.

That means I'm still shrinking.

Oh, I'm glad I got... Remedy, so she
didn't have to see this.

Pretty soon I'm going to be a speck of
dead meat.

Oh, it's me.

More calling, Orson.

Come in, Orson.

More calling.

More calling, Orson. Come in, sir.

Sir? You called me sir?

You usually start your report with one
of your snide little fat jokes.

I'm in big trouble, Orson. Not exactly
big. It's kind of the opposite.

What are you talking about?

I took some Earth medication that's
making me shrink. And if I don't stop

process, I'm going to dwindle away to
nothing.

See? The outside of me just shrank
again. It's getting worse.

You've got to do something, Mork.

Isn't there anything on Earth that'll
make things grow?

Let's see.

I can stand a fertilizer, but I think
the smell would kill me.

There must be something else.

Come on, Mork.

See?

Thanks for the pressure.

Let's see.

Well, Mindy's into health food. She
takes something called brewer's yeast.

yeast make Mindy grow?

No. But yeast makes bread grow.

And this might work for me.

It's a million and one shot, but it's
the only shot I've got.

See, if I don't stop it, I'm going to
see how many angels can dance on the

of a pin.

Well, good luck, Mork.

Thank you, mon general.

Mork, signing off.

Maybe for the last time.

Oh, I feel like the Incredible Hulk in
reverse.

What am I going to do?

On one hand, voila.

On the other hand, heavy thigh.

There's the yeast.

But I might as well be on every side of
the Rockies.

Mundo Vertigo.

Hitchcock City.

I want to get down.

I don't want to end up as an alien
pizza.

Oh,

time

to use the old noodle.

I've got to tell Mindy Hughes there's
too much garlic.

I feel like Tartanelli hanging up here.

She has the only puffs in the world that
has the half -life.

Yeah, I should be thankful with all she
made spaghetti.

I should be dragged up to shimmy down
Succotash.

Oh, big nut now, having a time for small
talk.

Hello?

Mork? Mindy?

Vicki, you stay down there.

Daddy will be right back.

Mork?

I came over to buy...

You know, Cheryl Teague's The Early
Years.

Look. It's too deep. I'll never
understand it.

Mindy!

Are you in the bedroom?

Oh, well, I guess they won't mind if I
just borrow it. I think I saw it over

there. Oh, no.

Oh, Cheryl.

Don't be shy.

The whole world has seen that bathing
suit by now.

It's happening again.

Oh,

friend, Vicki, I told you to wait
downstairs.

I'll find that book in a minute, and
we'll go for a nice walk.

Please don't bury me now.

Whoa.

Uh -oh, I found it. Come on, Vicki,
let's go.

Come on.

Oh, hi.

Hi, what are you doing here?

I just came over to borrow Mork's book.
He said I could.

You saw Mork?

A couple of days ago.

Oh. The door was unlocked. I hope you
don't mind.

Oh, no, no, no, not at all. I'll tell
Mork that you borrowed his book.

Thanks. See ya.

Mork.

Mork, where are you?

Mork?

Mork? Mork?

Min, is that you?

I love Steamboat Willie.

Minde! Minde!

Minde! Minde! Minde!

Minde! Minde!

Minde! Minde!

Minde! Minde! Minde! Minde! Minde!

Minde!

Minde!

Minde!

Minde!

You do great work, Min.

Just don't applaud yourself.

There's no time for jokes.

Thanks a lot, Min. I knew I was in good
hands.

Why is this happening?

I thought you'd stop shrinking.

I don't know, Min.

I guess this is another example of lousy
living through chemistry.

The smaller I get, the faster I shrink.

Well, it's going to be all right.

Here's the yeast.

I think we've uncovered a little flaw.
My plan.

I know. Of course, you'd have to
dissolve it in water.

Hello, Buffy.

Oh, you have something that I need bad.

Well, thank you.

Little roomie. Hope no one tries to milk
me.

Boy, I must have shrank into a whole new
universe.

You know, this plant's probably just
out. A molecule on Mindy's tablecloth.

Yeah, that or I somehow or other landed
in the Ayatollah Khomeini's farm.

Well,

at least if you're wearing pants, it's
got to be an intelligent society.

Or at least fashionable.

Well, I just hope they're friendly.

Here I am, a coward in a brave new
world.

What would Bert Lahr do in a situation
like this? I know. All ours out of here.

Well, who goes into hate?

Wow. God bless you and keep you, and we
got you.

You certainly are well -dressed for
being so hostile. One, two, three, four.

Come on, Spar. I sing along.

It's a silly quirk, but I hardly ever
sing along with people who tie me up.

Well, what do you say, fellas? Should we
take five? I might tell you. Good idea.

Excuse me, question.

Why is the living room furniture in the
middle of a field?

Good grief.

Our house has been stolen.

There's something about you guys like
I've met you before on a telephone,

perhaps? But this I must say.

Hi, I'm Bob. There's big bucks in comedy
faith.

And I want to tell you, I think we're
being a little rude to our prisoner

We're sort of violating the rules of the
Geneva Have a Nice Day Convention.

Legally, I think we should be
introducing ourselves.

Hello, I'm Jerry Looney.

Try to get over that, Jerry.

Hi, I'm Danny St. Tommy, and here's a
picture of my family. There's my

St. Marlo, and my son, St.

Rusty, and...

Here's my dog, St. Spot.

I don't mean to pry, but why am I all
tied up?

All right already.

Don't you know there's a rebellion going
on?

We're an outrageous, zany bunch of
revolutionaries called the Phillies. And

we're revolting. We are?

Against the glums.

And I just want to say, we think you're
a spy.

A spy, but for who?

The evil king and his glums.

Sounds like a punk rock group.

Hey, seriously, folks, I think we should
hit the road to camp.

Ready?

Aim.

Fire!

The arrow's funny, kid, but get yourself
a tux, huh?

Well...

that this is comedy purgatory.

You know, this isn't a guerrilla camp.
This is high camp.

With all this great humor going to
waste, and because the king won't let

laugh. I hate to be kind of a living
cliche, but when are you going to take

to your leader?

Well, that all depends on whether our
leader is in camp or still working

undercover in the king's castle.

Oh. Leader, leader, are you in?

This is Bob. We think we caught a spy
who fell from the sky faith.

Have him washed and sent to my tent.

You know something? Even by my
standards, you guys are very bizarre.

Wait. I feel like a real jerk.

I'll be out in a minute. I'm slipping
into something more comfortable.

I'll slip out of something
uncomfortable.

Oh, Einstein was right.

I've fallen into a parallel universe.
This is incredible.

This is the ultimate deja vu. It's deja
shavuvu.

What? I come from another planet,
actually. Two other planets, but don't

about that.

I came from a place where there's an
exact clone of you named Mindy, and

the girl I live with. It's back on
Earth, and even the furniture is the

Everything is similar. It's parallel.

Look, pal, if you're trying to break in
a new act, I'm really too busy. I happen

to have a revolution to run.

And, uh, where'd you get the silly
paper? Yes, it looks like something a

should be wearing.

Why don't you go back there and change?

Anything would be better than that.

Right, man.

Minda.

Whoa.

I can prove to you that I come from a
parallel universe.

Oh? Is there a wicker chest in front of
you?

Yes. I don't know if the Mindy I know
keeps her high school graduation picture

hidden there. Back when she was El
Chubbo and used to give fish kisses.

How did you know that?

I also know that inside...

there is a flimsy type nightgown that is
so sheer she hasn't got the nerve to

wear it.

Well, I'll wear that someday.

Before I give you my final proof, one
question.

Is there anybody on this planet who
drinks with their finger?

No.

How would you like your leg drained?

Now it's your turn. Tell me about this
revolution you're planning.

Well, the name of this planet is Mirth.

And it used to be a pretty happy place
to live until five years ago when the

king took over.

He's the head of the glum party.

And if you can believe this, he actually
outlawed humor.

So I formed a band of sillies to
overthrow the glum.

That's one part that doesn't fit,
though. You're not silly at all.

I'm not silly, but I like to laugh.

I appreciate humor.

I think it's our God -given right to be
happy, and that alone is worth fighting

for.

The king just wants everybody to be
miserable.

This king sounds like a real nimble.

Oh, he's worse than that. He's a crook,
too.

He actually cut off our energy supply
just so we could raise the rates and

everybody else more glum.

So now we only have electricity every
other day.

I'm odd.

You know, Mark, you could help our
cause.

Me? Mark with a schlug?

No, you don't need that kind of help.

No, all my men are known.

But you aren't.

If you could get a job at the castle,
well, then you could be our spy.

All we have to do is prove that the king
is a crook, and I know even his clums

would turn against him.

And then my people can laugh again.

Yeah, but you don't just go up and knock
on a castle door and say, hello, Kelly

boy.

Besides, I don't do moats.

No, there's no problem. I work in the
castle. I can make sure you get a job.

Yeah, but we work there. Why do you need
me?

I'm the head of public information.

They don't tell me anything.

Oh, Mark, please.

I'm kind of new at this joke and dagger
stuff, but...

All right, I'll do it for you.

Oh, Mark.

Oh,

this old seven -stop sure is KO.

Yeah, but what kind of job can get me in
a castle?

Announcing the new court serious.

Depressing morning, ladies and
gentlemen.

Whoa! In today's news, first, the
Farrell Jones Industrial Averages.

War and pestilence up in heavy trading.

Whoa! But I want to grieve to you. The
Royal Medical Society said today that

everything causes respiratory disease.

Flues at 11.

Whoa!

Good stuff.

It'll really depress the king. He'll
love it. Pick, pick it.

Maintain, maintain.

Catchy walk, too.

This is Marvin, the king's financial
advisor and boot black.

Mandy, I want this released to the press
as soon as possible.

Certainly.

Remember, when you meet the king, it's
negative, negative, negative.

And whatever you do, don't smile.

You won't even know I have teeth.

Whoa. Good boy.

Good boy.

Excuse me.

Announcing his majesty, king of the
glums, emperor of mirth, and conqueror

the renegade chipmunk. Thank you.

But you have little eyes painted on your
eyelids. Are you paranoid?

No. Why do you ask?

I do this so that assassins don't know
when I'm asleep.

Oh, in school they must have really
called you Four Eyes.

You should have heard what they called
me when I wore glasses.

Children can be so cruel.

That's why I love them.

Why am I talking to a man who's just
pinched the head off his little duck?

Your Highness, this is your new court
serious.

Actually, he has some fairly good
material.

War, pestilence, disease, pretty heady
stuff.

I promise I'll depress you. I'll bring
you down. I'll bum you out. I'll make

feel like trash.

Oh, please.

Oh, please. I'll have to depress me
later.

Business before pleasure. You go!

phony energy crisis.

Now, we're going to have to shut off
even more power if we're going to make

people really miserable and glum.

And if we happen to make a couple of
bucks along the way, what's it hurt?

If you can't trust your own court
serious, who can you

trust? Why are you paranoid?

I've written my entire plan on this tape
and signed it.

You wrote your plan on adhesive tape?

It's perfectly safe.

No one's allowed in my medicine cabinet.

The entire plan is there except for the
first 18 and a half inches.

I had to tape up a leak.

Mandy.

Look, is that you?

No, this is me.

That's a suit of armor, and this is my
agent, Saul.

Shh.

Don't joke.

Shh.

Exiton admitted everything.

He is deliberately limiting the
electricity. His slogan is, power to the

on a rolling, brown -out basis.

If we could prove that, we could
dethrone the king, and then all the

could laugh again.

But it's just your word against his.

What we need is proof. Proof? I'll get
you proof, and I'll make it stick.

Careful. I don't want anything to happen
to you.

You're soft, just like Mindy.

Why don't you worry about old Marco?
I'll take care of everything.

Maybe when all this dirty business is
over, we can get together and tickle

other's funny bone.

Mark, you've done it. You've really done
it. Yeah, I think we're having by the

short wires now.

Oh, Mark, you saved my people from a
terrible tyrant.

Did you hear something?

No, just fireworks, bombs bursting in
the air, rockets, red glare.

It's probably nothing, but it wouldn't
hurt to check.

I'll be right back, okay?

It's all right. I'll be right back.

We must be getting close. Just look at
Chiefie and Raoul.

I'm just happy they're on our side.

Let's go!

Get her, boys!

Just let her go.

So, you fell for my little trap, eh?

I suspected you right from the start.

I knew that Court Sirius was a spy.

Run, Mark! Run! Take evidence to the
people! Run!

I'll be back for you, Mandy.

You'd better be back by noon tomorrow!

He can't talk. He's out of breath.

Well, show us.

Tastes like... Hmm?

Savor it?

Savor?

Why, the castle's an armed camp.

Armed camp?

Great audience.

Huh? No good? Sorry.

The shiksa dies at noon?

Oh!

Now, God knows I'd do anything to help
her. But God also knows there are

thousands of troops surrounding the
castle.

and there's not enough of us to fight
them.

Yeah.

You got an idea?

What a great idea.

To build a balloon.

It took us all night, but we did it.

Yeah, some cross -stitching before, but
you guys are really men of the cloth.

Oh, I'm a very good seamstress.

We should have taken Dean with us.

Holy Toledo, we're passing over the
troops.

Troops? Hi, guys. I just want to say
it's a pleasure to be here on the front

lines with you.

I'll talk up into the balloon. We need
all the lift we can get.

Oh, I hope this thing doesn't spring a
leak.

I haven't memorized all the exits yet.

You know, I think the altitude is
getting to me. From up here, the planet

almost round.

But I just want to say, there's the
castle.

Sit down there, Jerry.

Aim for the courtyard.

We're gonna hit the wall.

We hit the wall.

Jerry, quick, crawl through.

Mark, take it back up. It's Marvin the
Evil. No, not anymore.

It's Marvin the Swell now. I've turned
over a new leaf.

Graft and corruption is one thing, but
executions aren't my cup of hemlock.

I'll drink to that.

First, we have to save Mandy. I'll show
you where the dungeon is, but you have

to promise me first you'll take me up,
up and away in your beautiful balloon.

I'll take you anywhere in the fifth
dimension, but now we've got a job to

boy. Grab your weapon. Let's go.

Hey,

hey, this is no time to fool around.

We've got a balloon to catch. Besides,
we're running out of ammunition.

But keep a pipe for your pills. They'll
never take us alive.

Hurry, Mark. The revolution's started.
The townspeople are attacking the

Whoa.

Guess it's time we got our just
desserts.

Now that's funny.

Now that's not funny.

Well, it did that off with his head.

Okay.

Okay.

Off with his trigger finger, but that's
the bottom line.

It's all over for you, Exodon. The
people are revolting. They are?

They've read the tapes.

Tapes? What tapes?

He's a crook. And we have the proof.

His entire plan is on tape.

That's binding evidence, too. Your noble
king caused the power shortage. Now try

and sell your autobiography.

Off with everybody's head!

You caused the power shortage?

Off with everybody's head, except yours.

I think it's about time for me to goose
-step out of here.

Oh, this is exciting.

Shades of the Magna Carta, 4th of July.

Come on, Mandy. Let's go. Come on, man.
Let's go.

Come on, man.

Up, up, up. Come on.

Oh, Mark.

Thanks for helping us.

Mandy, what's wrong?

Oh, that shell.

I'll get you a doctor.

I got what I wanted.

My people are free.

Now we can laugh again.

You know, Mork, I think that if I'd ever
really got to know you, I could have

told Mindy that she's really lucky.

No, man. Come on.

You're hanging in there.

It was wonderful, too. I shrank down. It
was a tiny parallel universe.

Everybody was there. Axel, Mr.

Bigley, and you were there. But you
died.

It doesn't matter.

You're back.

I can't believe it.

Maybe a little selfish of me.

And I know no one lives forever.

But I hope I leave this life before you
do.

Because I never want to lose you twice.

And the molecules of the tablecloth
became another universe.

And the planet I landed on must have
been just an atom. The society was

in some ways and backwards in others.
And the people. Oh, especially Mandy.

Mort, we've already discussed that.

I know that, your wide ship.

Mort, I know this may be painful, but
tell me exactly how you felt when Mandy

passed on.

Hmm. Well, I felt anger at first, and
anguish, and a sense of deep

loneliness.

I can't even fully comprehend one
emotion.

All those emotions at once.

It must cause insanity.

Well, it does at first, sir.

Then after you have time to think, you
realize the good side.

You realize that love can extend beyond
universes and even beyond death.

Until next week, sir.

Anu.