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Previously on Greek:

I'm so happy you decided
to go into marketing.

I'm actually thinking
about going to law school.

- That's great.
- I brought it up with Cappie.

Well, you have
to live your own life.

You have to go after
what you want

and not worry about him.

I'm just sure I'm
ready to graduate.

So what about
you and Casey?

If she gets into CRU Law,
then it won't be an issue.

- And if she doesn't?
- I don't really know.

I'm sorry I tried to change you.

- What about graduation?
- We'll worry about that in May.

Dana inspires me.

Do you need to talk to me
about anything else?

I've been thinking.
I enjoy our time together,

but I don't
want to hide it.

No. Sorry.

Why won't you tell me
your plan for revenge?

- Because there isn't one.
- You didn't think
I could help you.

But I also know if I have
a problem, I can come to you.

I just wish you
felt the same.

Ladies and gentlemen,
as president, it is my job

to nominate the one man
who can lead us to victory.

Rusty Cartwright!

- Phase One is complete.
- Myrtle Beach.

After years of pranks and brawls
and pledge paddles, this is it.

Revenge on Omega Chi
has never looked so sweet.

And fun!

Probable is complete.

The next three are ready and
waiting in Myrtle Beach.

You might have to do
some of this without me.

I have a secret mission
of my own involving your sister.

Beav!

And put Evan Chambers down.
What are you doing?

Are you talking about
Casey's birthday?

I thought you were cc'ed
on her gift wish list.

No, I'm pretty sure
this is something
she won't be expecting.

No way!

Wait, is that the same
lavaliere that Beaver...

Don't ask questions.
You don't want to know.

This is Casey's last spring
break. I'm gonna get this right.

Find the perfect moment.

Cap... you know,
if this works,

we're never gonna have to worry
about the Omega Chis again.

That's the plan.

Mini-car!

You're going down,
little Omega Chi pony!

B Team, rappel!

Boot stomps!

Well, that makes my
sixth interview this week!

After graduation, I'm just gonna
have to live off the land.

- Whatever that means.
- It went well?

If you ask me
what my weaknesses are,

I'm gonna tell you!

Punctuality's
overrated anyway.

Fortunately, we have
spring break to delight
and maybe even surprise us.

And take our minds off of
all this post-grad craziness.

By post-grad craziness,
are you referring to the fact

that you're both insanely
checking your e-mail

for law school responses?

So far I've been rejected from
Stanford, Georgetown and Texas.

I feel like Laura
at a mixer.

Well, you still have
George Washington...

And CRU.

I just want
to know already.

You know, we did get
some mail earlier today.

What? Where is it?
Where is it at?

They say you can tell
a lot about whether
you were accepted or not

- by the size of the envelope.
- Oh, my gosh, I can't look!

Like what they say about
guys and their feet.

That's a myth!
And where's the damn mail?

Oh, it's big.

It's big.
It's really big.

Read it.

Open it! Open it!

Oh, my God, I got into GW
Law School in Washington, DC!

Yay! That's awesome!

I know! Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, this is
really happening.

Yeah, it's really happening.

And you know they
really did admit you

because George Washington
University cannot tell a lie.

Um...

Ash, did you get
any mail from CRU?

- No.
- Not yet, right?

Right.

...and since the KTs
were gracious enough

to suck at golf last week,
I'm proud to say we have

a sick party house
in Myrtle Beach!

It's on the Strand, wet bar,
hot tub. It's gonna be awesome!

All right, all right,
but not too awesome, guys.

I got a letter from Nationals,
they're seriously
cracking down this year.

"Given several incidents
involving illegal or
untoward behavior

by some chapters
last spring break,

members involved in any
illegal activity

will risk immediate
suspension and the revocation
of their charter."

Well, there goes our South
Carolinian prostitution ring.

All right, next up,
house elections

are after we return
from spring break,

so I'll now open the floor
to presidential nominations.

- JP?
- I nominate Trip Sutcliffe.

Well, I graciously and humbly
accept this nomination.

I would like to nominate
Calvin Owens.

- Me?
- Shocker.

Even though we broke up, I still
appreciate his integrity

and I would love to see him
lead this house.

Thanks, Grant.

Uh, great.
Any other nominations?

All right, campaign
season will commence

after Spring Break for
Sutcliffe versus Owens.

Meeting adjourned.

So that was pretty
cool of Grant, huh?

Yeah, I'm glad to see
you guys are staying friends.

- I'm not sure he
did you a favor, though.
- What do you mean?

You know what I've been through
with this house, these guys.

How much of a jerk
I've had to be.

I'm just no sure this is a
job you're wired to handle.

Or even really want.

Wow, I've never been
to Myrtle Beach before.

It's so great. There's
this club, Paradox.

Are they gonna stamp our hands
or give us one of those
wristband things?

Oh, I couldn't get in.
But the beach is so great.

Provided you wear sun block,
which I didn't.

Sounds... dangerous.

Well, the truth is,
I was actually only there
for one night.

I ended up coming back
with Calvin and Dale.

See, Calvin and I were kind of
in a fight because of the feud
between our houses.

Your houses
sure fight a lot.

Well, this spring break's
going to be different, right?

There are a few things
I have to do for KT

while I'm there,
but outside of that,

it's gonna be all
Dana-Rusty, all the time.

I can't wait. I was lucky
to get a room so last minute.

Well... I know we've only been
going out a couple of weeks.

And the way
the economy is...

We could share a room.

To save money.

Only if you want!
Because of the economy.

And stuff.

Um, I wouldn't mind...
saving a little money.

That's great! 'Cause
the economy sucks, so...

...we can be frugal. Together.

Yes, sir. I completely see
the irony of asking you

to do something illegal
regarding admissions to a school

that teaches the law,
but if I did get into CRU Law,

could you just, like,
cough or sniff or something?

One cough yes,
two coughs no? Hello?

Stupid laws.

I have some good news. I just
got off the phone with Nationals

and next year they're requiring
all houses employ

- a full-time house mother.
- How's that good news?

Well, I meant for us,
'cause we're graduating.

- Mmm-hmm.
- I wish I was graduating.

Trust me, little sis,
you don't.

Oh, Abby...

Where are we on Casey's
surprise birthday party?

We're set! I reserved
a section at Tijuana Tony's.

Big banner, lots
of balloons, pink ones.

And make sure they have
a lemon drop waiting for her.

- Then keep them coming.
- Right!

What? Casey's as predictable
as a Katherine Heigl movie.

So what's all this
graduation talk?

Just the thought of going
to spring break single?

It's kinda sad.

And kinda my second
year doing it.

Sorry.

No, don't be. We can find
fun new guys together!

I'm kinda missing
my lame old one.

OK, we need to shake
this Evan Chambers thing.

You know
what we could do?

We could take a vacation
from ourselves.

Can we go somewhere
better than Myrtle Beach?

No, but we can lie
about who we are.

I used to do it all the
time on family vacations.

On one trip
to San Francisco,

I told this waiter I was
a teen prodigy in town

to play the cello
for Tony Blair and Oprah.

And I got free dessert.
It was awesome.

Trust me.

Hey, you heading back down
to Sin in the Sand Land?

Yeah. I thought you were
going turkey-hunting again.

I thought I'd do something a
little different. Maybe hang
out by the pool, get some sun.

It's too bad you don't want
to go to Sin in the Sand Land.

I wouldn't say no.

You just called it
"Sin in the Sand Land."

Why would you
want to go?

For the sand.
If I were invited.

Well, my room is
going to be occupied.

But I do know someone else
who has an extra room.

- I can call her and see if...
- Is that an invitation?

Dale, do you want to go to
Myrtle Beach with me and Dana?

- Dana's going?
- I'm sure she won't mind.

No, I just find her
really grating.

Let me think about it.

All right, yeah,
I'll pack my floaties.

♪ Show me the sun ♪

Hey! You're wasting valuable
party time, Case! Let's go!

Hold on, guys.
Hi, um... Hi.

Do you have any mail
for Casey Cartwright?

I'm her. I mean, I'm she.
She's me. I'm me. Hi.

Hi. I can't deliver
mail to strangers.

You're going to have to wait
until I get to your house.

This might be my last
spring break. With my boyfriend.

Because we're going down
two different life paths.

Unless I get
into CRU Law School.

Law school? So you know
it's illegal...

Yeah, irony, got it.

Regardless, if I get into CRU,
that'd buy us a few more years.

If I don't, then have to accept
that this is a college thing,

and we'll have to go
our separate ways.

- I deliver mail for a living.
- I'll pay you.

Also illegal. You know what?
Never mind, here.

I'll give you a trick
of the trade.

You can tell whether
you were accepted or not

by the size
of the envelope.

- Oh, CRU Law, right? Sorry.
- Thanks.

♪ 'Cause there's no guarantee ♪

♪ When you're ready
to say goodbye ♪

♪ Are you ready to go... ♪

- Oh, so... anything from CRU?
- Just this underwear catalog.

- Oh, can I have it?
- We've talked about this, Beav.

Casey Cartwright, this is
gonna be a spring break

- you'll never forget.
- I think so.

♪ Young scholars
young lovers ♪

Wow, it's as God-awful
as I'd imagined.

You know, Dale, I really wish
I hadn't cancelled that room.

Oh, I don't mind
staying with you two.

Hmm. There's gotta be a
Hide-A-Bed or something.

Where's it hiding?

Sorry, Dana.

It's OK. I just thought
we were gonna...

...save a little money.

We are. We're doing this
three ways, right?

No! Not in the way
you're thinking.

But there can still
be some savings.

We can save some
money elsewhere.

I brought coupons,
for your pleasure.

Stone Phillips says a black
light is the best way

to check for residual...
protein matter.

- Oh!
- There it is.

Looks like someone saved money
all over the room.

On the phone?

- I call the floor.
- Guess we get the bed.

Did you guys see
the hot tub out back?

This place is better
than the house on Jersey Shore.

And with fewer
hair-gelled fame-whores.

Yeah. I can't believe we
lucked out with this place.

I can't believe the KTs
lucked into this place.

Hey. What the hell
are you doing here?

This is my boss's house.

Uh, I think there's been
a misunderstanding.

No, freakin' kidding!

This is our house, actually.
We rented it for the week.

No, these guys
we know rented it.

What are you,
stupid or something?

You got exactly ten seconds
to get off this property.

Or what?

Oh! OK. Um, sir,
we apologize to you.

And we don't want any trouble
so we will be leaving now.

Take these items, please,
as a gift, and uh...

Sorry.

It's a set-up. Kappa Taus wanted
us to win that tournament.

- Well, now we're homeless.
- Guess we kinda had it coming.

Had it coming?
Let's serve it back.

Let's find a place
to stay first, Trip.

Phase two is complete.

So that's it. I guess
I'm leaving Cyprus
and leaving Cappie.

I'm sorry.

But I thought you'd
accepted your relationship

with Cappie would end
after graduation.

I did, but that's when
everything was... theoretical.

- And now it's retical.
- Exactly. I'm gonna be 22!

Do you know who's 22?
Old people.

But do old people
bungee jump?

Come on, it's our
last spring break

and I'm not going to let
you angst your way through it.

- I am gonna miss you, though.
- I'm gonna miss you, too!

How could I not
have gotten into CRU?

I mean, that was
my safety school!

GW Law was
sort of a long shot.

You got into law school?
Congrats! I went to Georgetown.

Really? Any advice?

Yeah, it's, uh...
It's really hard.

Don't flunk out.

Who wants shots from the
Margarito Bandito?

- You want a shot?
- Uh, God, yes! Please!

Here, here, here!

OK...

Wow, my first fake ID.
I can't believe it worked.

Thank you, "Chad Stewart."

Don't thank me,
"Penelope Holmes."

Thank Kappa Tau.

What's the matter,
Francis Domingo?

There's an awful lot of
gratuitous flesh.

It's like the CBS Evening News
with Katie Couric.

Well, I might
try the bar. Um...

What should I get?

"Sex on the Beach.
Sex in the Water.

Sex Wading in the Water
but Planning to Come Back
to the Beach."

What do you think, Rusty?

Just get
anything you want.

You know, with drink
names like that,

they're practically promoting
unwanted pregnancies.

You won't have to
worry about that.

- Now that I'm sharing the room.
- Thanks, Francis.

Thank you.

Hey, I'm Taylor.

I'm a dancer from Portland
who loves pugs,

moody floral prints and the
music of Muse. And you are?

- Julia.
- OK, well that's a start.

So who are Julia and Taylor
going to meet first?

I think you
got one, Taylor.

I'm gonna go in
for a closer look.

Hi! I'm Taylor.
I'm a dancer from Portland.

I love your top.

It seems leopard print's
really making a comeback.

OK... thanks.

You know, I have this friend
who just broke up with his
boyfriend.

- I could call him.
- Ooh.

Um, hi?

Sorry, cutie.
This is just business.

We come down here
every year to observe trends,

check out the young people.

I like your look.
I'm Faith Flowers.

Well, Faith Flowers,
let me be clear.

I'm not interested in porn,

or lifting my top or
making out with a girl.

Shame on you.

Was that Faith Flowers?

I didn't know
you watched porn.

No, Faith Flowers
is a trend forecaster.

My father hired her as a
consultant back in the day.

Companies pay her to tell them
what the latest trends are.

Wait, that's a real job?

I'd be so good at that! It's
like being cool and psychic!

Do something about it.

What? Just go up to her
and beg her for a job?

- She's right there...
- Oh, no! She was right there.

It's like she's magic.

No. She's the
Fairy Job Mother.

OK, look, we already
have a hotel, all right?

So let's put everything
behind us and have some fun.

Hi, guys.
How's the house?

We sure are pissed
we lost it.

Yeah. That house belongs to
someone else. Someone armed.

And since it's spring break,
now we're stuck in a crap hotel.

- Sorry to hear about that, Cal.
- Thanks, Heath.

Heath meant that
sarcastically, by the way.

When you guys are trying to
sleep in your crappy hotel,

I hope you dream
of Jeremy, Ferret and Wade.

Aw, you're still
whining about that?

For the last time, we didn't
mean for them to get expelled.

Then I didn't mean to sleep
with your girlfriend, Bing.

- Oh, wait, yes I did.
- Ooh!

Everyone remember
what Nationals said.

All right, hey, hey...
Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo!

Of Grey's Anatomy fame!

Abby! How's your first college
spring break so far?

I never want to leave!

I heard about GW,
that's so exciting!

- Yeah, really exciting.
- Where are you going to live?

I haven't
thought about it.

Are you going to
get a roommate?

I'm not sure.

- Do you even know anyone there?
- No.

You're probably not
going to have a whole lot
of time to socialize.

I bet law school
is super hard.

Are you ready for it?

You know what, Abby?
Um, I don't know.

I'm not even 100 percent
sure I'm going.

I mean, I could just stay
in Cyprus for another year.

Maybe take that
housemother job at ZBZ.

You should totally stay!

Yeah...

Right?

My parents say hi.

They can't sleep at night
knowing I'm down here.

Their only comfort is knowing
I'm below the Mason-Dixon line.

So what should we do today?

I was thinking you could
do your own thing today.

But I'm not sure how much
fun I can have alone

on a plantation tour. Why
don't you guys come with me?

Dana and I had kinda had
some romantic time planned.

What's more romantic than taking
in the architectural detail

of two-century-old
slaves' quarters?

I read online that
girls love them.

Listen, I appreciate you
coming all this way
to spend spring break

because you wanted
to spend time with me...

I didn't come for you.

Do you think I enjoy
being your third wheel!?

Then why are you here?

Forget it, have fun
with your girlfriend.

- Is Francis OK?
- I have no idea.

You know, we're alone.
Do you want to save some money?

Oh!

Crap! I've got this
KT stuff I gotta do.

It's Phase Three,
but I'll be right back.

I will wait here.

Or I'll go to the beach.

Uh, Casey, wake up.

Wake up, Casey, hurry!
Hurry, wake up!

Casey... Aww!

- Happy birthday!
- Oh...

That's so nice.

Oh, ow! Oh, my gosh,
I am so hung over.

Yeah.

- How are you not?
- Practice.

You were the life
of the party last night.

I think, at one point, you
put a lamp shade on your head.

- You were so cute and cliche.
- It was fun.

Thanks for the... cruller.

Um, I actually had
something else...

I didn't get into CRU.

Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry, Case.

But, I've been thinking.
About us.

And my life in Cyprus
and the sorority.

And I have decided...
to stay.

I can defer GW for a year.
Maybe even two.

You're not
still drunk, are you?

I've even been
thinking about

taking up the house mother
position at ZBZ.

I love my life at ZBZ,
and I love you.

Why would I leave?

Yay!

So, do you know what I
feel like doing right now?

Oh, I hope so.

Stop it. I'm gonna get
some clothes on.

- Let's go.
- OK.

Well, nothing
on the Fairy Job Mother so far.

How are you doing
on boy patrol, "Julia?"

None so far.

Ugh! You're on vacation
from yourself! Look for boys.

I can't vacate.
I miss Evan, OK?

So are you going
to do something about it?

Right. Just pour my
heart out and plead
for him to take me back.

He's right over there.

Just open up myself to him and
possibly have him shut me down?

You and I have had
our set of issues.

If I can forgive you,
maybe he can too.

Can you give me a minute?
Guys? I'll meet up with you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Wow, um...
Here's the thing.

I'm just gonna
get to the point.

I screwed up... big time.

I hurt you.
And I'm sorry for that.

I still care about you.

A lot, actually.

And I miss you.

And I would appreciate
a second chance.

I can't.

I appreciate your
apology, Rebecca.

And I can forgive, but I'm
honestly not sure I can forget.

Or if I even
really want to.

I'm still pissed.

I'm sorry.

So then...

...there it is.

Wow. You can see
a lot up here.

You can practically
see forever.

Speaking of forever...

Case...

If you're gonna puke I'd
throw it more that direction.

I think I see some
Omega Chis down there.

I'm... I'm OK, um...
Why don't you go first?

I thought you wanted to do this.
Are you scared?

I'm not scared.
It's just...

- What if the cord breaks?
- That never happens. Does it?

- Nah.
- Nah, never happens.

OK, well, what if it's
calibrated wrong and
I hit the ground

and I bounce back up
and hit the platform

and then I hit
the ground again?

Seems a little
Wile E Coyote.

There's some basis
in real physics there.

I think that's just
the fear talking, Case.

So what if it is fear?
Fear's natural.

It's good. It keeps you
from making mistakes.

Doing things that
you're not ready for.

Not when it keeps you
from living your life.

- Having fun.
- I just don't want to do it.

So I'm going to crawl back down.
I'll see you on the ground.

Not if I see you first.

So, I ran into Rebecca earlier.
She apologized.

- Wanted to get back together.
- And?

I said no.
I mean, are you kidding?

You know you
still like her, Evan.

Why don't you
give her another chance?

Because then if I get
burned again, I'm the fool.

No thank you. See, Cal,
you're too nice.

Uh, guys.
What the hell?

Is that the guy
from the house?

And isn't that your little
KT buddy paying him, Owens?

- Buying some guns, Cartwright?
- Who? What?

That guy? I've never
seen that guy before.

You hired that guy to kick us
out of that beach house.

Joke's over. You got me.

- I must be going now.
- Hey, hey...

No problems.

So, if that wasn't his house,
who's staying there now?

- Uh... nobody?
- Nobody? All right.

Then we're taking back
our house.

OK, all right!
Everybody listen up!

We should toast the Omega Chis

for making this
spring break memorable.

Cheers!

Uh, Spitter. We said you could
invite one friend from school.

Cap, I'm sorry, they
caught me paying off Roy.

Listen, we're taking back this
house. We won it fair and
square. So get out.

We're not leaving, Chambers.
You lied to me.

You got three of our
brothers expelled.

- Leave us the house,
we'll call it even.
- No way, Cap.

If you want us gone, then
you're going to have to kill us.

"Kill"? What am I
walking into here, boys?

Officer. Everything's fine.
We're gonna turn the music down.

And, uh... these guys
were just leaving.

- Who's house is this?
- It's ours.

Yep. It's theirs.

You heard the man.
We were just leaving.

Come on, KTs! Let's go!

Cheese and crackers!
Is this your donkey, too?

No, we've never
seen that before.

What else here isn't yours?

- Hey, who ordered
the fat, ugly strippers?
- Dale?

- What happened to the party?
- That's not ours either.

Have you been drinking?
How old are you, son?

I am 21, you jackass.

I got a card to prove it.
And that's Senor Domingo
to you, jefe.

Yeah, uh, that's right.
You just look so young, Francis.

Let's get you outta here.

I'm shutting this party down!
Everyone go home!

Except for you guys. It's your
place. I need to see your IDs.

Officer, listen...
The fact is we just arrived.

Any illegal activity
has nothing to do with us.

And we're in a fraternity.

If we get in any trouble like
this, we could lose our charter.

Should've thought of that
before you involved
that innocent donkey.

All right, Cap.

Come on, man, we could
lose our house. For real.

Well, that's not what
we intended but, uh...

Seems fitting,
don't you think?

- Hey, are you OK?
- What? Oh, yeah. Hi.

- Do you want some company?
- Um... Why not?

I guess I've already lost...

Faith? Faith Flowers!

Hi, It's... It's me!
Ash... Taylor.

Ashed Aylor?
What a delicious name.

Thank you! You can
call me Ashleigh for short.

I just wanted to say I'm really
sorry about the porn thing.

- What are you talking about?
- I'm the...

...someone you don't know.
But you should.

Um, I'm graduating
from CRU in about a month.

I've interview for jobs
ranging from the assistant
to the regional manager

of blah, blah, blah to the
junior exec to the head
of "Who Cares."

I don't love any of that.
So I started to accept

that I was gonna get a job
I didn't love because
that's what people do, right?

Until I met you.
Look at this dress.

I made it out of a couple
of really old T-shirts
and dresses I had,

because, one, I'm in college
and poor, and, two,

I didn't want to throw them out
and have them sit in a landfill.

So deconstructed fashion, right?

It's totally on the rise
because of the economy,

and because of how green
everyone's getting.
And I love realizing that.

I love being able to imagine
what the next thing will be,

not just in fashion,
but in everything.

And the idea of being able to do
that, what I love, and get paid?

That probably has to be
the most amazing thing
anyone can do, right?

So I guess, what I'm trying
to say, Fairy Job Mother,

- is that I love you.
- I beg your pardon?

I mean, I love what you do.

And I would love to do what
you do. Or learn from you.

Or get you coffee or whatever.

So... what do you say?

Did you guys witness any
activity with the donkey?

Do something, Chambers. They're
going to shut our house down.

What the hell do you
expect me to do, Trip?

They caught us
with a freakin' donkey.

Some president.

Uh, officer?

Uh, hey, Trip, why
don't you let it alone?

At least he's doing something.

Officer Nixon, we'd be happy
to make a sizable donation

to your department if you
were to look the other way
on this whole thing.

Bribery, too?
Against the wall, Big Red!

You boys are screwed.

Um... Officer Nixon?

Hi, uh, can we
talk in private?

I hope he doesn't
screw this up.

After Trip, it can't
get much worse.

We're going to lose
our charter, aren't we?

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

All right, guys.
We're good here.

Let's go get some pancakes.

- What the hell did you do?
- I handled it. So let's get

our stuff back in here
and resume our spring break!

Dude, you got my vote, Owens.

Way to go, little bro.
Maybe you do have
what it takes

to become president
of Omega Chi.

- Yeah, well,
I learned from the best.
- Thanks, man.

You've shown me how loyal
and generous someone can be.

But you've also
shown me how pride

can really
threaten to ruin a guy.

It's not your family or your
money, Evan. It's your pride.

You're gonna lose
Rebecca because of that.

Hey.

- Hey.
- What are you doing?

I am getting ready for my
surprise birthday party.

- How about you?
- Did Abby tell you?

It's a sorority, Ash.
Not the CIA.

OK, good, because I have
a secret that I can't keep!

I... got a job!

It's not a job-job,
more of an unpaid internship

with this woman, Faith Flowers.
She's a trend forecaster.

What? That's perfect
for you.

I know! I'm going
to New York!

Oh, my God!

It's really happening.

Aren't you a little
freaked out?

No. I'm ready.

Case, when I started CRU,
I thought I'd just get a degree,

maybe get married.

I never really thought I
wanted that much for myself.

But then I met you,

and because of you and
because of our friendship...

...I've come to want
more for myself than
I ever could've imagined.

You always go after
what you want,

and I'll never
forget that.

You're my best friend
and you always will be.

Even if I'm in New York
and you stay in Cyprus.

Wait, you knew?

Yeah, it's a sorority.
Not the CIA.

Maybe I'm not as strong
as you think I am.

Yes, you are.

Maybe you've just taken
a vacation from yourself.

Oh, spinning!
Stop the spinning!

I'm so sorry. This is not
what I wanted it to be for us.

It's OK. We can save money
back in Cyprus.

Just say sex. Good lord, I'm
from the South, not France.

Dale, where were you all day?

This is your fault!
You're like weed.

You're my gateway,
Rusty Cartwright!

My fault? I didn't
get you wasted.

Why'd you really
want to come here?

Well, not
for the sand, OK?

I wanted a girl.
And not a landlady.

Or some sorority girl that's
too insecure to stick by me.

I wanted to have a real college
experience like you did.

And have fun.

'Cause I only got
two years left to do it.

Should we go get him
some coffee, or something?

You look like Aliens vs.
Predator, but all
in one human form.

- I need you.
- I need you, Casey.

What's up?

Uh... I got into
law school in Washington.

That's great!

It's not,
because I'm not going.

I now see why Cappie
doesn't want to graduate.

What if I'm not ready, Rusty?
What if I fail?

You're ready. There are bigger
things out there for you now.

I'll be alone.

Casey, remember when
I first came to CRU?

I was terrified.
I was lonely.

I didn't have a world.

But if I had
never came here,

I never would've
joined a fraternity.

Met Cappie and all those guys.
Calvin and Dale.

I never would've had
the relationship that
I have with you now.

Now I have a whole universe.

Did you ever read
Peter Pan?

No. See? I've never
even read Peter Pan!

I have no business
leaving school.

- I have to stay.
- The first line of Peter Pan

is "All children,
except one, grow up."

Wendy knew that
at two years old.

You're learning it at 22.

Everyone has to grow up.
Nobody's Peter Pan.

Not even Cappie.

Dale just threw up.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, Dana. This is
my sister, Casey.

I didn't know
you have a sister.

Oh, my God, you should've
seen your face! You were
so surprised.

I... Yes, I was.
Thanks, Abby.

OK, there are a lot of
really cute guys here.

You're still on vacation.

Not sure my vacation
worked out, Ash.

So I'm calling it a night.

Despite Dale's vomit, I'm
really enjoying Myrtle Beach.

Uh-oh, here comes Calvin.

No fighting, OK? We need some
BattleBots or something.

- So?
- Phase four is complete.

Even Trip said
he'd vote for me.

Then may I congratulate the
future president of Omega Chi.

- What?
- As president, I think my
first order of business will be

to declare a truce between
Kappa Tau and Omega Chi.

Wait, what?
It was all a joke?

A series of phases, to be exact,
concocted by our Revenge Chair.

The entire plot was
brought to you by the
brotherhood of Kappa Tau.

The mob guy was actually
Brother Rubik's Cube,
Class of '85.

The Myrtle Beach cops were
Brothers Pez, Paisley,
Tricky Dick and Disco Dan.

All KT Brothers from the
University of South Carolina,
class of '79.

- Brothers for life.
- Mmm-hmm.

What are you gonna do now
that you don't have Omega Chi
to kick around anymore?

- Enjoy life?
- - I don't know, I saw Lambda Sig

looking at me funny last
week. I didn't care for that.

- I'm gonna get
to the bottom of it.
- Hey...

- How about we go
on that walk now?
- Oh, OK. Yeah.

- Sure.
- Beav...

Rebecca!
Wait, wait, listen!

I'm...

- You're what?
- I'm not the good guy.

I don't always do the
right thing all the time.

And I'm always blaming
my parents or the money.

But the only person
to blame is myself.

I let my pride get in the way,
and I don't want to lose you.

You can forget
what a mess I am?

You cheated on me
because you don't believe

you deserve happiness,
but you do.

I do. And we can
find that together.

I'd like to try.

So, uh, I've been waiting
for the perfect moment

to give you something,
and, um...

Well, I think now's
as good a time as any.

Oh? What is it?

I want you to wear
my lavaliere.

I love you, Casey.

I love you, too.

You're not as excited
as I thought you'd be.

Is it because
of where it's been?

What? No, it's just, um...

I didn't bungee jump today
because I was scared.

And if I stay in Cyprus, I'd
be staying because I'm scared.

You're going to Washington,
aren't you?

I have to do what's best for me,
and that's law school.

Don't you want me
to go and succeed?

I do. I guess
I'm being selfish

because I know that means
I'm gonna lose you.

Cap, you can come with me!
To Washington!

- You could transfer...
- I'm not sure I can leave.

And I can't stay.

But, Cap, I totally understand
why you're scared to go.

- I'm not scared.
- That's OK.

Leaving something
can be terrifying...

Is that what you're doing?
Are you leaving me behind?

No, I want us
to move forward, together!

I don't want
to move forward!

Because you don't
want to grow up!

Then what other choice
do we have?

We are two different people
who love each other very much.

It seems like the only place
where our differences

don't matter is in college.

Maybe this is just one of those
college relationships, huh?

If it is, it's the
best one of all time.

Look, let's just finish
the year out together, and...

No, screw it. You know what?
Why wait?

If you don't have
more faith in us than that?

- Then we should break up now.
- No, I don't want to.

Well, too late.
It's done. All right?

I can't believe I was gonna
give this to you tonight.

I would've felt pretty college
doing something like that.

Cappie, please...
Cappie...

Cappie...