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Last season
on Greek:

Your final projects were
all so good,

that we need more time to
thoroughly evaluate each one.

As a result, we'll announce
the winner next semester.

Enjoy your crickets,
losers.

The Omega Chis pranked us?

The old crickets
down the chimney gag.

I poured
my heart out to you

at the end of the world party
and you didn't

- come after me.
- But I'm here now.

What you guys need
is a common enemy.

We get our houses
to team up against him.

Bond over our hatred
for Huck together.

Guys, we can't
hold this forever!

- They need our help up there!
- Run, Cap.

No, no, no, no!

- You planned this?
- Yes! We left you guys holding

the cart and we called
the police.

I had to do it
to get my house back.

And your solution was to get
three of my brothers expelled.

I could really use
a friend right now.

The judges scores are in.

The winner of this year's
SongFest is Gamma Psi.

The judges gave us
95, 95, 99 and a zero.

He also gave the Gamma Psis
a 100. We have our proof.

Rebecca, did you remember
to blow out that candle?

We the sisters
of Zeta Beta Zeta

promise never to tell anyone
what happened tonight.

I'm telling you,
the hole has to be deeper

or it'll come up
after the first rainfall.

Please say you learned that
from a scary movie.

OK.

- Would you stop eating?!
- I can't.

Guys!

Once we're done here, we can
put this behind us forever.

No, not there. There.

Hey, Betsy! It's good
to be back, right?

Gotta love spring. Fresh start,
wipe the slate clean.

Yeah, and with all
the stress of burning down

the Gamma Psi house, I couldn't
eat over winter break

so I look fantastic.

We don't know it was us,
so...

Hi, Laura!

Uh, is it
brighter in here?

The Gamma Psi house used to
block the sun this time of day.

We should get used
to the brightness.

That's what it'll be like
when they interrogate us.

Did you tell anyone
what we did?

I didn't tell anyone, a, because
we don't know we did anything
and b, we have a pact.

The pact.

- Cappie! Where are you?
- I wanted to get a jump
on the semester.

I'm buying my books.

Really? You do know that
comic books don't count, right?

Ha, ha.
Are you mad at me?

No, I just thought you'd
be here for a romantic

"I haven't seen you
in three weeks" kiss.

And catch
your cooties? No thanks.

You're so full of...

Hello, Clarice.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh! Oh, my gosh!

- I'm so...
- These are for you.

Thank you.

Um. Oh, my God. Oh.

- Welcome back, Case.
- Hi.

Hi.

- Dale, I'm home.
- Hello?

Excuse me...

Uh... Who are you guys?

Hey, look who's back!
I see you've met my interns.

- That's Todd and Tim.
- Actually, I'm Tim.

- Darn it, I keep doing that.
- You have interns?

Yeah, they're freshmen
who got in touch with me
after the break.

Apparently, they were dazzled
by my project

and my performance at
the Battle Bot competition,

and wanted to be part
of Team Kettlewell.

- Word gets around, huh?
- Well, you know,
what can I say?

They think I'm gonna win
the Gary Wyatt grant.

Forty G's is
a big chunk of cheese.

When do you think we'll hear?

It could be today,
could be next month.

All the officials said
was this semester.

This meatloaf's moldy.
Want me to throw it out?

Or, we could take it to the lab,
determine its genus.

Go crazy, fellas.

Well, I gotta get going
to the KT house.

Hey, Rusty, wait.
Um, are we OK?

I mean, no hard feelings,
or anything?

Yeah, we're fine. It's just
three of my KT brothers

- got expelled last semester.
- Really?

Cappie didn't mention that
in his Christmas newsletter.

He did have a fantastic
date-nut bar recipe.

So I gotta go.
My house needs me.

So who wants to learn
the chemical compound
of dust bunnies?

All right, come on.

- Home sweet home.
- Ooh, happy last semester!

Wait, why am I peppier
than you?

Are you worried about the fire
like everyone else here?

No, I wasn't until
you just mentioned it.

Sorry. What's wrong?

- Well, Fisher and I broke up.
- Wait!? What? When?

When we talked on Christmas,
everything was great.

Well, it just didn't
work out.

- Ooh, flowers.
- Do you want to talk about it?

Ooh, flowers.
Who are they from?

- Cappie.
- And our front yard.

- Same old Cappie.
- Or, not.

Cappie and I talked
constantly over break.

He even called to wish me
a happy Boxing Day,

whatever that is.
Um...

I really think it's
going to work this time.

Well, then I do too.

It's an exciting way to start
out the new semester.

You've got a boyfriend,
I'm single, we're arsonists.

We really need
to stop saying that.

We don't know we're responsible.
Which is good,

because if we were,
we'd be totally screwed.

- Hi.
- Hey, hi.

You girls seem nervous
and guilty.

We were just talking
about the fire.

- Oh, that?
- You're not nervous?

You were the one
that lit the candle.

We don't know that's
what caused the fire.

Why would I be nervous?

When we were leaving
the Gamma Psi house

I noticed how tacky
the wallpaper was,

which made me think
this house blows,

which reminded me to tell
Ashleigh to blow out the candle.

- Who wants to hit
the bookstore?
- You did not!

OK, let's not keep pointing
fingers at each other.

Says the woman whose idea
it was to go over there
in the first place.

OK, you managed to remember
that correctly.

Fine, I will talk
to Katherine

and find out how
the investigation's going.

We'll find out that we're not
to blame and we can go on
with our lives.

So, for now, can we just
relax and stay calm?

Maybe we should
have a wake for Wade,

- help us get over the loss.
- What about Jeremy and Ferret?

They're gone, too.
And Heath.

'Cause "wake for Wade"
is faster to say.

- And it's alliteradation.
- Close.

We should do something
to memorialize the guys.

Or we could slaughter Evan
Chambers and the Omega Chis.

That would perk us up.

In due time, Beav.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you think
you're doing, pledge?

- I was going to sit down.
- Yeah, but Wade sat there.

Oh, sorry.

Wade sat there, too.

I think Wade probably sat
everywhere in the house.

Then it looks like
he's standing.

We should choose a replacement
for Wade as pledge educator.

You know, maybe we don't need
a pledge educator this year.

Why don't we just
initiate all of them,

that way we don't have
to worry about it.

Jeremy loved initiation,
especially the secret knock.

Man!

I could be pledge educator.

No offense, Spitter,
but you're no Wade.

No, but I am me.

I feel terrible I wasn't
there the night Wade

and the guys got busted.

Come on,
gimme a chance.

All right, fine.

By the power
vested in me,

I now pronounce you
pledge educator.

History of Pornography?

Yeah, hey, come on.
I need this to graduate.

It's the douchebags.

I guess the Cold War
with the KT house is over

'cause of that prank.

Now it's just
open hostility.

Your boyfriend
was involved too.

That maybe so.
But he wasn't president.

Listen, I didn't mean
for those guys to get expelled,

but I had to do something to
get control of the house back.

- You get that, right?
- Yeah, I do.

It just wish that it
hadn't happened the way it did.

But, I guess the silver lining
is that Grant

finally feels good enough
with the brothers

that he's ready
to come out to the house.

- Really?
- Well, yeah.

He decided to tell
his family over the holidays,

so now we're gonna come out
to the house

and finally have
a normal relationship.

- Congratulations, man.
- Yeah.

Yeah, so what should
we do for that?

You wanna have like a...
like a brunch? Or...?

No, I think low key
is better.

Don't wanna make
a big deal of it.

- Right.
- But it's good to know you're
in my corner for sure.

- Absolutely.
- Uh-oh.

Forgot, Byzantine Architecture.
I'd rather have your class.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Well. See you around.
- Yeah.

OK, so we'll have the chapter
meeting in the ping-pong room
of my dorm,

but we have to be out
by eight o'clock

because it's reserved for
a pizza pow-wow.

OK, bye.

Hi, Casey,
how are you?

Good.
How's it going?

Just fantastic.
The university here

put me in this dorm room
without wi-fi,
skateboarding stickers on my bed

and a roommate who rages
all night and sleeps all day.

Oh, Angie, it is 4:00pm.

Shut up, Mom!

So I know you're
here about SongFest.

And despite the fact
that my clipboard

and all worldly possessions
are nothing but
a pile smoldering ash,

I am still looking
into the situation.

Well, actually, I came here
to see how you were doing

and to tell you how very, very
sorry I am about the fire.

Oh, well, that is very
thoughtful of you, Casey.

Did they find out
how it happened?

Faulty wiring?
Oily rags?

No, they are still
investigating.

Still?
Seriously?

I mean, that's gotta
be hard for you.

Well, in the meantime,
Pan-Hellenic and IFC

are organizing a "Help Us
Rebuild Our Castle"
Fairy Tale Fundraiser Ball

at the Canyon Lake Lodge.

So, I really hope
we can count on ZBZ

to be there
and give us support.

Anything to help Gamma Psis.

All right.
Hey guys.

- Rebound.
- Shoot!

Shoot, shoot, shoot,
shoot, shoot, shoot!

My kindergarten teacher
used to do that.

I'm your new
pledge educator.

So, if someone could tell me
where Wade left off,
um, maybe...

Yeah, Marbles.

OK. Any other questions?

- Ooh.
- Anthony Hopkins.

Can you teach us how to make
a stink bomb for Omega Chi?

Well, actually, my job is
to teach you about KT history

and how to steer you
through your pledgeship.

So, uh...

OK, hey, guys... guys.

I'd appreciate it
if I could just get...

...a little ounce
of attention.

There you go.

Hey, how 'bout we find out
what the chalice means

on the Kappa Tau crest.

Go ahead with your
little lesson, Spitter.

They'll listen now.
Won't they?

- Won't they?
- Yes, sir.

OK, so first order
of business:

We're all gonna go to the
Gamma Psi Fairy Tale Ball.

So we can dress up
and be reminded of how
we burned their house down?

We don't know that.
They're still investigating.

Besides,
fairy tales are such crap.

Sleeping Beauty was based
on a story about a girl

who was violated in her sleep
and then ended up pregnant.

There's nothing sweet
about that.

Um, Ashleigh?

Hello, fireman, sir. How can
we help you here at ZBZ?

I'm going
to all the houses

to drop off
fire safety pamphlets,

in light of what happened
at Gamma Psi.

Oh, so you guys are done
with the investigation?

Yes, and we determined

the fire was started
accidentally by a candle.

Look, I'm sure there are lots
of candles in that house.

Like in a bathroom.
Or the kitchen.

There were. But the one
that started the fire
was in the common room.

- Jasmine, I believe.
- Ah!

You ladies have to be
careful about these kinds
of things.

- Thanks.
- Have a good night.

Good night.

- We burnt down a house!
- But he called it an accident.

Ashleigh, you're off the hook!

Casey,
What do we do?

Uh, no one knows
we were there.

And no one's broken
the pact. So...

We're going to have
to go to that ball.

What's up,
Cap?

- Cappie, can I talk to you?
- You know, can we do it later?

I'm meeting your sister
for costume shopping

and if I'm late she'll make me
go to this ball as the least
attractive dwarf,

which I happen to think
is Sneezy, so...

Why'd you tell Beaver
to babysit me?

I just wanted to make sure
you didn't get eaten alive.

Our pledges are cuddly,
but they are also vicious.

OK, well,
they won't listen to me

if they don't think
I'm in charge.

And I can't be in charge
when you don't let me.

- I need to do this my way.
- And what, exactly,
is your way?

I'm thinking about
getting a whistle.

Add some orange slices

and you've got yourself
a youth soccer team.

- Come on.
- All right, fine.

No more Beaver.

- Hey!
- Hey.

Welcome back.

- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.

- You put the picture out.
- Yeah, it seemed appropriate.

And there's another
photo op coming up.

There's this fairy tale ball
for Gamma Psi

and I was thinking we could go
as Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

People always thought they
were a gay couple in fairy tale
land anyway, right?

Um... about that.

Um, I didn't exactly come out
to my family when I was home.

- But you said...
- I wanted to.

But... there was always
a visitor,

and the game was on and...

I don't know,
it just wasn't the right time.

Hmm?

So I guess there's probably
never gonna be a right time

to tell the guys
either, huh?

I'm just not ready yet.

I'm sorry.

Look, that doesn't need
to change anything
between us though, right?

It kind of
changes everything.

We've been together
for three months.

And what, we're just supposed
to wait another three months?

I'm not gonna force you
to do anything you're not
ready to do, but...

I can't stay in a relationship
that has to be a secret.

- What does that mean?
- It means that as much

as it kills me...
I think it's over.

How about I go as
the Big Bad Wolf

and you can go
as the grandma?

Um, the whole reason sororities
throw parties is so girls

can look hot and slutty,
not old.

All right. Well, how
'bout I go as the wolf

who blows down the
Three Little Pigs' houses.

Or, in honor of Gamma Psi,
is there a version where he
burns the houses to the ground?

You know what?
I don't think so.

You know, are we sure
we wanna go to this thing?

I mean, who wants to sit around
and listen to people talk about
a fire all night?

You're right. You know,
I'm just go with the girls

and I'll meet up
with you later.

That's not what I meant.
I'll go. I'll totally go.

- Is everything OK?
- Um...

With us, I mean?

- Totally. Yeah, it's all good.
- Good.

Honestly, I feel bad
for them.

Could you imagine
what it would be like
if your house burned down?

You know what? I need some...
some air so...

- Oh, my God. Oh, God! Um...
- Actually, that's the devil.

- Yeah.
- My bad.

You know what?
I really like this one.

Um...
I'm gonna go pay.

You're studying and classes
haven't even started yet?

I'm reading about ways
to inspire young minds

in hopes of becoming
the new KT pledge educator,

since your house got
our last one expelled.

Oh, hey, I had nothing
to do with that.

I know.
But that Grant did.

I don't get why
you're with that guy.

Yeah, well,
it's actually why I'm here.

I was wondering
if I could, you know,

crash here until another room
in the house opens up.

You guys broke up?

Uh, well, let's just say
we're driving on

different sides
of the same street.

- So, can I stay here?
- Yeah, of course.

You know, maybe
it's for the best.

- I never liked that Grant.
- Yeah, Rus.

Thanks for having my back
and all, but... too soon.

Hey, I think there's
this gay guy

in my Engineering program.

- You want me to get his number?
- Absolutely not.

It's Evan.

- Hi.
- Hey, what are you doing here?

I wanted to apologize
for yesterday.

- It was a little weird.
- It was a lot weird.

So, what I really
wanted to say then

was thank you
for being there for me.

You know, that night.

You needed a friend,
and I needed what you
brought to the table.

True.

Um, but, you know, I just wanted
to make sure we're cool.

'Cause unlike the first time
we hooked up,

we're friends now so...

I would say having sex
makes you better friends.

- Hm.
- So yes, we're cool.

Excuse me.

Careful, there's a lot of pixie
dust and taffeta around here.

Um, are you gonna go
to the ball?

- I guess. But it's all
a bunch of nonsense.
- Hmm.

Did you know the real reason
Rapunzel got stuck in a tower

is because her father
tried to sell her for food?

- That sucks.
- Finally. Someone who
sees it the way I do.

So let's just
take it all in.

Good.

Tell me what your
first impressions

of Wade's room are.

- Anthony Hopkins?
- It smells like dirty sheets.

Mm-hmm.

- And bong water.
- That's good.

I'd like to praise you
for your positive attributes

and thank you
for your contributions.

Hey, what are you guys
doing in here?

Why aren't you meeting
in the basement?

We're bonding as a unit
by brainstorming on a way

to honor Wade
and the other guys.

So we came up to Wade's room
to soak up his essence.

Maybe I can help.

I think I've got it, but
thank you for your offer.

What I would focus on
is how much fun you guys had

- when you were with Wade.
- I think we're having

a pretty good time
right now, so...

Did you know that once
when I was having a bad day,

Wade shaved his eyebrows
just to make me smile?

I mean, you won't find
someone like that every day.

True, but all sorts of things
can make this guy smile, so...

What else, Cap?

No!

OK, shows over.
I'll just clean it up.

It's just a bunch
of beer bottles.

From a trip Wade made around
the world. The world of beer.

So we're going to keep
them here forever?

You know what?
Everybody out.

From now on, keep your
meetings in the basement.

- Wade's room is off limits.
- Cap?

Let's go, Spitter.

- Today totally sucked.
- Yeah, I almost destroyed
a costume shop.

I told Cappie it's because
I had too much coffee,

but I don't know
how long I can keep
this secret from him.

I want to tell him
about the fire.

- You can't.
- But keeping this secret

is creating all
this weirdness between us.

Casey, you started this pact.
You can't start telling people.

Especially Cappie.
He's the kind of guy you go to

if you want to start a fire.

I don't think that you can trust
him with something this major.

- That's a little unfair.
- OK, fine. Never mind.

First the flowers, now this.
Suddenly you're down on Cappie?

I know you're in this
blush of rekindled love,

but you can't count on him.

What happens when you guys
break up again?

When? I told you,
it's not like freshman year.

Why are you being
so cynical, Ash?

I'm being realistic.

I know in your mind,
it's going to last forever.

But I've been watching
this dance between
you and Cappie for years.

Will they? Won't they?

I just don't think you
should share this with someone

you're probably not even
going to end up with.

Um?

Hey, invite the lady in.
Don't just stare at her.

Hey...

My apologies, Casey. My interns
are scientifically adept

- but socially inept.
- Of course you have interns.

Case, what's up?

I need advice about something.

Is it how to deal with Cappie
and his attitude lately?

He's probably being weird
with you because of me.

So, remember when you were eight

and you took apart the TV
because you wanted to see

what it looked like on the
inside but when you put
it back together,

- we stopped getting
channel five?
- And you covered for me,

you said channel five
went out of business.

Mom totally bought it.

Then why did you wake her up
in the middle of the night

- and tell her the truth?
- I don't know. I guess

I didn't wanna keep
something like that from her.

But what she didn't know
wouldn't have hurt her.

But it would've messed up
our relationship.

We performed magic together.

It would have been
totally awkward.

You mean more awkward
than you calling Mom

your lovely assistant?

Hey, maybe you can
help me with something.

I can't seem to get
my pledges in line.

The sorority world
is totally different.

We just give them presents.

I can't see puffy paint
making an impact on Dumptruck.

Cookies are up.
Take a few to go, Case.

- They're so well-trained.
- I know.

How did you make them
to do that?

Confidence. I know
I'm the best, therefore,
they know I'm the best.

Where've you been?

I've been thinking about
staying at Rusty's.

Just until another room
in the house opens up.

You don't need
to move out.

We can divide
the room in two

and put a piece of tape
down the middle.

And since your bed's
by the door,

I'll come in and out
the window.

Probably not a good idea.

I made you a copy just
to remind you how much I care.

Grant, I know you do.

I just wish you cared
more about me

than about what
everyone else thinks.

It's not that simple.

Maybe I'm not ready
for my life to change.

I can't just close the door
on who I've always been.

And I wish you could see it
as opening a door

to something more real.

Listen up,
you numb-nutses!

Uh...
Who the hell is this guy?

I'm your worst nightmare.
Eyes forward!

Who said you can eat?!

Now, it's my understanding that
y'all been taking advantage

of Mr. Cartwright.
So let me make something
very clear to you,

if you think I'm scary,
you have no idea

what this man is capable of.
So it would behoove you

to start doing what he says.
Do I make myself clear?

- Do I?!
- Yes, sir!

Now we're ready to work.

Whoa, whoa! Nobody said anything
about any pagan sacrifices.

It's Wade's.
I just brought it for back-up

in case your way
didn't work.

But now it's just used
for effect.

Now, we're really
gonna get some work...

- My toe!
- That's effective,
all right.

Nice twinkle lights.
Although, this did take you
longer than I expected

and someone needs
the staple gun.

My boyfriend was supposed
to help me. He's late.

By forty-five minutes.

Should never rely on a man
for anything other than
procreation.

My mother told me that.

I hope this raises
a lot of money for your house.

Yeah, I'm just
having a hard time
feeling festive

because we found out that
someone was in Gamma Psi
before the fire started.

Uh, how do you know?

Well, we lit a ritual
candle before SongFest,

and the last Gamma Psi out of
the house blew out the candle.

I mean, maybe she's
just saying that she did
because she feels bad.

Burning down a house
could make you feel
pretty guilty.

- I imagine.
- I know she did
because it was me.

I was the last person
to leave the house.

- I know that candle was out.
- Hey! Sorry I'm late.

Uh, I'm Casey's boyfriend,
Cappie.

President of Kappa Tau.
Right.

Casey, remember
my mother's advice.

- My, she's tall.
- I gotta go, Cap.

I thought we were
hanging lights.

Yeah, 45 minutes ago.
It's already done.

I'm sorry, there was
this thing at the house.

Apparently, your brother
cannot handle cutlery.

- But you could've called.
- Look, I'm sorry.

It's just been kinda
rough at the house lately.

Rusty said you
haven't been yourself.

- What's going on?
- Just stuff, you know.

Stuff? Why can't you just
tell me when something's
bothering you?

Why, because you tell me when
something's bothering you?

Things have been awkward
between us ever since
you came back from break.

I've been busy. You don't
have to come tonight,
if you don't want to.

I will go if you
want me to go.

Come if you want.
Or not.

I'm sorry, I just... I have
to get back to the house.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who's the hottest of them all?

Still me.

Hey, Evil Queen,
you're standing on my hair.

OK, um,
we've got a problem.

The Gamma Psis know someone
was in the house.

They had a candle lit in the
common room before they left,

- but Katherine blew it out.
- What do we do?

I can't go to jail. I am not
going to be someone's bitch.

Relax, Rapunzel.

If I learned anything from
shredding documents
for my dad when I was a kid,

it's that if they can't link
you to the crime, you won't
do the time.

Rebecca's right. They can't
trace this back to the house

because they don't have any
evidence that we were there.

Yeah, sounds good, Case.
Um, one question.

Is it bad that I still
have Katherine's clipboard?

You what? Why didn't you
get rid of it?!

Because it's proof we got
cheated out of SongFest.

Yeah, it's also proof
we were there

the night the house
burned down.

I call top bunk
in our cell.

Ashleigh.
Fire trumps voter fraud.

I'll just keep it
in my dresser.

So when they show up with a
search warrant they'll find it,

and we can all go to jail?
Don't you watch Criminal Minds.

I'll put it in
the dumpster outside.

Trash is one of the first places
cops look. Hello? Law & Order.

Then I will keep it
in the trunk of my car.

What if you get in an accident?
They can get our DNA from
a single drop of sweat.

- Scrubs.
- - OK, girls!

On our way to the ball,
we'll put it someplace

no one will ever find it and
then we will be done with it.

For good.

All right, look sharp,
Dumptruck.

You've got big shoes to fill.

Wade and I were the Maverick
and Goose of the Allied Forces.

- Right.
- I'm going right.

Why aren't you guys
dressed for the ball?

What good's a Pied Piper
without his rats?

Cappie, do you want
to come with us?

Uh, I'm not sure your
sister wants me there.

Yeah, she mentioned
things were weird.

- She did?
- You know what?
It's none of my business.

Hey, come on, guys.
Let's go.

Come on!

Yeah, before The Impaler cuts
off another one of our toes.

You guys don't have
to worry about that.

I hid the cleaver,
all right.

We can't afford to lose
any more appendages.

Too bad we can't bail
on dressing up as rats.

Look, if you guys don't want
to go, you don't have to go.

- Sweet!
- Yes, you do.

Yes, they're my pledges.

Look, Spitter...

You've given your all
to these guys,

but you just don't have them
under control the way Wade did.

Maybe I would if you'd
support me a little.

- I've supported you.
- Oh, really?

Sending Beaver to babysit me?
Interrupting my meetings?

You're hiding Wade's cleaver?
You're undermining me.

You just can't take Wade's
cleaver and expect to be as good

a pledge educator as he was.

I'm not trying to be Wade!
I'm trying to be me.

I took this job because
I love Kappa Tau

and I wanted the pledges
to feel the same way.

You know what? Maybe I'm not the
right guy to be pledge educator,

but they deserve more
than what you're giving them.

Wade's gone. Playing video
games, blowing off Greek events

isn't the way
to bring him back.

- Would you stop eating?
- I can't.

Guys...

Once this is done,
we'll put this behind us.

Forever.

Nature creeps me out.
Let's get out of here.

OK.

Um...

- We came in this way.
- No, we came in this way.

I remember... stepping over
a log... at some point.

♪ Is anybody here OK? ♪

Hmm?

That is the weakest Big Bad Wolf
I have ever seen.

And you're wearing a cape.

Oh, by the way, I think
I can probably move you
into Marco's room.

Oh, so I can go from one
closeted gay guy to another?

No thanks.

Can we talk?

Yeah.

So, I've been thinking
about what you said.

And you were right.

I was too concerned about
what other people think.

But I'm more concerned
about losing you.

- You can't have it both ways.
- I know.

That's why
I was wondering...

...if you would like to dance.

Here?

Um, there's no one dancing.

So who better to get it started
than two hot princes?

You sure your
ready for this?

Yeah.

♪ I fell so hard for you ♪

♪ There's nothing
that I can do ♪

Uh, what are they doing?

Dancing.

- ♪ They say that you ♪
- With each other?

- ♪ Learn from mistakes ♪
- They're your brothers.

Get out there
and support them.

♪ But you gave to me ♪

- Do you want to dance...?
- With girls, yes!

- All right, good.
- ♪ No other way ♪

♪ And you ♪

♪ Couldn't stay ♪

- ♪ Stay for a while ♪
- ♪ Stay for a while ♪

♪ Yeah, ooh ♪♪

Brilliant idea to try to
navigate by the stars, Rebecca.

Well, at least I know Orion
wears a belt, not a scarf,
Rapunzel.

Can we try to be nice
to each other?

At least until
we get to the lodge.

No one even knows
we're out here.

- Unless Casey told Cappie.
- I didn't tell
Cappie anything, OK?

And it's probably
for the best.

What's that mean?

You said it yourself,
I can't tell him about this.

I have to be realistic.

Something's going on with him
and he won't tell me about it.

OK, I need to tell
you something.

There's a reason it didn't
work out with Fisher.

- Uh, he cheated on me again.
- What?

I went to go visit him
for New Year's,

where I met his family
and his friends.

And then... I met
his other girlfriend.

You deserve
so much better.

- That son of a bitch.
- I'm so sorry, Ash.

- I just feel stupid.
- We should burn down his house.

So I just don't think that
I was in the right place

to be giving you advice.

Just because Fisher's
a jerk doesn't mean that
you can't count on Cappie.

But stuff's going
to keep coming up.

Hopefully not accidental arson,
but things happen in life.

If we can't share things,
what are we to each other?

- How long do we have to stay?
- Five minutes.

♪ Too much love in you,
my dear ♪

♪ I would sing you
a verse in tears, now ♪

Make it ten.

- ♪ I see inside,
a beating heart ♪
- Your highness.

I feared you'd been
eaten by a dragon.

Or, you know,
just gone to Dobler's.

The girls and I had
to do something first.

Let's go talk.

♪ You're scared... ♪

Look, I know something's
been bugging you

and you feel like you
can't tell me about it.

I've been a little preoccupied
myself and it took your brother,

of all people,
to make me realize it.

Wade's gone
and I was responsible.

I trusted Evan
and got screwed.

And I keep pretending
that everything's the same,

but it's not
and that sucks.

But the only thing
that makes this OK

is that I have you
to talk to about it.

So I'm sorry
if I seem distant or...

I burned down
the Gamma Psi house!

- What?
- After SongFest,

we went over there to find
Katherine's clipboard

but it was dark so Rebecca
lit a Jasmine candle

and then Hot Fireman
confirmed it was us.

But we got away with it until
Ashleigh kept the clipboard

and you can't put it in
your trunk because of Scrubs.

So we buried it
and I lost my tiara!

- Oh, my God.
- I know. I know.
I know, I know.

Oh, there, there,
my little Firestarter.

- It's not funny!
- I'm wearing tights,

I think I know funny.

Look, I know it may seem
like the biggest deal

in the world right now,
but it was an accident.

And someday it'll just be
a really good story.

I'm sorry about Wade
and the guys.

But you know it's not
your fault. It's Evan's.

And you know
the Gamma Psis will be fine.

There's like a hundred bucks
in that wishing well.

Well, $99.25. I had to get
quarters for the laundry.

- Don't tell anybody.
- You stole from
the wishing well?

I'm not the one who burned
down their house, little lady.

You know, I thought,
when we got back together,

everything would somehow
become magically... easy.

Happily ever after?

That is so boring.

This... is much better.

My, what a half-assed
costume you have.

The better to ask you
to dance with.

Really?

You know, there's too
many Cinderellas out there.

Let's shake things up.

♪ I can take ♪

♪ I'll remember it all ♪

♪ Remember it all ♪

♪ If it's all
I can take ♪

♪ I'll remember it all ♪

♪ Remember it all ♪

Do you know what
I hate most about fairy tales?

They set up
false expectations.

In the originals,
Prince Charming didn't always

sweep you off your feet.
It's so unreal.

Like love.

The only time that ever works
is in the movies.

Yeah, what's so great about
Prince Charming anyway?

I'm gonna write a new fairy tale
where the Evil Queen

and the Big Bad Wolf
come to town,

wreak havoc and ride off
into the sunset.

Sounds like a classic.

♪ I'll remember it all ♪

♪ Remember it all ♪

♪ If it's all
I can take ♪

♪ I'll remember it all ♪

♪ Remember it all ♪

Um, I'm gonna go before
my Benz turns into a pumpkin.

Later.

♪ I'll remember it all ♪

♪ If it's all... ♪

I know I'm not supposed
to be in Wade's room, but...

Don't worry about it.
I took things out on you

when I should've just
listened to Norah Jones

and had a good cry.
So, I'm sorry.

Thanks.
What's the box for?

Well, I thought
I'd start getting over it

by cleaning out
Wade's room.

I don't think you'll
need the box.

Wow!

When did you guys do all this?

We've been working
on it all night.

It's been a real bonding
experience for the pledge class.

How'd you get them
to do it?

I think seeing me
yell at you

really made
an impression on them.

And slicing off one
of their toes, probably.

They got the room done,
didn't they?

Wow, is that
Ferret's hair pick?

Are there any
of his hairs on it.

- Spitter, can we clone him?
- Nice.

Oh, and Jeremy's eyeliner.

You know, his eyeliner
is his legacy.

I wonder what mine will be.

- Marbles?
- Excuse me.

Well, that's something
to be proud of.

Hey, my stethoscope.

- Heath!
- Hey.

- What are you doing here?
- Aw, well...

I was so bummed about
the guys getting expelled

that I bombed every single
one of my finals.

And now, they're not letting
me graduate until next semester.

Hmm.

The doctor's in.

- Sweet!
- Yeah.

Ow!

- That's loud.
- It's good to see you.

You know,
I'm wearing your boxers.

I think that's going
to happen, um, quite a bit.

So it's our first day out.

You think it's a little too soon
to maybe take a shower together?

I guess not.

Uh, what's that?

Well, I think it's a joke.

I don't think
it's funny.

Well, welcome to
the other side of the closet.

- Hey, Evan.
- Yeah.

Do you know who did this?

Tiaras. That's clever.

It's not clever.

Well, if you want,
I can find out who did it.

No. This is for us
to deal with.

If it's not a joke,
then you and I will handle it.

Together.

I had to tell them
the meeting was over.

The pledges can't get
enough of me!

That's great. I'm glad
I was able to help, man.

You know, it's like
I tell my interns,

when you've been blessed
with innate leadership skills,

it's your duty to share them.

Hello, this is the Gary
Wyatt Foundation calling.

After weeks of
careful consideration,
we have the final results

from the Innovation in
Engineering Grant Competition.

- They have an answer already?
- Rus, I want you to know,

I'm going to take you with me
all the way to the top.

We'd like
to congratulate...

...Russell Cartwright
on being this year's

Innovation in Engineering
Grant recipient.

Dale...

Well done, Rusty.

Looks like you really
dazzled them after all.

Excuse me.

Yes!