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Previously on Greek:

What's with this...
ZBZ mixer?

Aren't they all about
mixing with those
KT losers this semester?

I am starting
to wonder...

...if he's even
the right guy for me.

- Wow. You can
really wear a suit.
- What're you doing?

We said we'd come.
Not that we'd stay.

- Thanks again for paying our electric bill.
- - What?

I may not have money, Trip,
but I am still your president.

You may not be for long.

- Dale, what're you doing?
- - I saw you making all this progress

and realized that
you're real competition.

I've looked at you
like a friend,

- and you look down
on me like The Anchor.
- Russ...

Cap, I poured my heart out
to you at the End of the
World party,

- and you didn't come after me.
- But I'm here now.

I'm feeling pretty cheap here.

You were asleep,
and I'm totally late.

Ashleigh's gonna wonder
where I slept.

You know, it's killing me
not telling her.

It's only been a week.

And it's been
an amazing week.

You can't keep
putting this off.
You have to tell Evan.

We both agreed he should
know first and you said
you'd handle it.

It's just tough to get
any alone time with him.

Someone's always
in the Amphora lair...

- Hmm.
- ...lighting torches...

...electing
the next president...

Oops, I just broke the code.

Come on, Cap.

I'm just a little nervous

because finally,
after all this time,

we're back to being
friends again.

And you're worried
that friendship will fall apart

when he learns
we're together?

Well, not to mention,
he seemed pretty against it
at the End of the World party.

But this time
we're gonna get it right.

We're three years wiser.

Mmm.

Maybe you're three years wiser.

So you'll tell him?

Absolutely. I will
e-mail this morning.

- Cap.
- All right, I'll text him.

Or E-vite, inviting him
to the conversation.

Yesterday, Ash wanted to know
why I had this smile,

and I couldn't think of
an excuse, so I told her

I was thinking about the rise
and fall of Mischa Barton.

- Mm-hmm.
- So you have to tell Evan now.

Then we can pick this back up.

- Pick what up?
- This.

Mmm.

- Maybe I should go
tell him now. Yeah.
- Then I can tell Ashleigh.

- Dale. We need to talk.
- Really?

We've done so well
this past week not talking.

I need half your cable bill.
It's due today.

Today? You could've told me
a little sooner, you know?

I wrote you a message
in my grant project notes.

- I'm surprised
you didn't see it.
- For the love of...

You know what?
I apologized for that already.

Even though I don't think
I had anything to apologize for.

Oh, if this is you
back with God,

I think I liked
the godless Dale better.

Hmm. It'll all be moot
when I win

- the Innovation Grant today.
- When you win?
I have a shot, too.

I've seen your notes.
You still haven't gotten
your wire to re-conduct.

Actually, the same night...

...my self-healing wire turned
on for a full three minutes.

- Three minutes?
- Just like your mother.

All right, well, then I guess...
the better man will win.

I think we both know
who that man is.

It's me.

♪ I don't bother
chasing boys around ♪

♪ I slink down Greek Row
looking mighty fine ♪

♪ Howling to the moonlight
on a hot winter night ♪

♪ Singing the blues
while the other girls cry... ♪

Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Stop marking
and give it your all!

SongFest is in two days!

The drop-down is on the four!

The four!
Let's step through it again.

Great job, Beth.

The house is so lucky to have
a real Dance major.

And I'm so lucky
that it's me.

Uh-huh.

Hey! Where were you
last night?

- Did you have
a boy-girl sleep-over?
- Maybe.

Who? The scruffy emo guy
from the library?

He's scruffy all right.
And really awesome.

And someone you know.
Are you ready?

Cappie and I are back together.

You got back together
with Cappie?

- Seriously?
- Who cares?

Get your asses back in line!
Now!

Well, I guess it was inevitable.

I want you to know I rarely try
to sleep with the same ex twice.

Thanks, Becks.
I'm... almost touched.

Now go dance.

And five, six,
seven, eight!

Wow.

Wow. That is just so...

- Wow.
- "Wow", good? "Wow", bad?

"Wow" could mean
a lot of things.

No, I mean "wow",
I hope you don't disappear
into the KT black hole.

'Cause SongFest is the
second most Blue Ribbon
points after Greek Week,

and you're one of
our best dancers.

I won't ditch you.
I promise.

Good. Because we are
on a mission

to take back number
one from Gamma Psi,

I don't want
any distractions.

Hang on.

Katherine texted me.

What does she want?

I don't know.
But I know what I want:

an apology for what they did
to us at the four-pack.

Hey, Cap, what's the...
urn-mergency?

- It's a good one.
- Wait, what's wrong?

Well...

Let me just start by saying

that your opinion
means a lot to me.

OK...

You know that
I value... you.

Am I getting fired?

The opposite actually.
Let's think of this as

bringing another member
into our team...

...she'll be working
directly under me...

Cap, what're you talking about?

Casey and I got back
together on Thanksgiving.

Wow. OK.

You waited all week
to tell me?

I was just worried
how you'd react.

Why? You still think that
I have feelings for her?

No. At the End of the World
party you told me
not to go after her.

Why, do you have
feelings for her?

No, no. We're just friends.
We're totally just friends.

Man, you know what, I regret
saying what I said at the party.

This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be really good.

It's great.
Nothing is gonna change.

We'll all be pals,
you know, like...

...like Harry Potter...

...and, um, you know,
the other two.

I appreciate that.
Thank you.

So... you're OK with it?
Really?

Yeah. Yeah, of course, man.
Congrats.

- Come on.
- Thanks.

And... I'll catch you later,
all right?

You know, just tell Casey
that I'll see her
at Quidditch practice.

Ahh...
Another good one.

- You can stop.
- I'm sorry.

OK.

Stop lollygagging,
Cartwright.

You don't need
to be concerned

with your pasty,
four-eyed friend.

The judges will
be here any minute.

OK. I'm almost done.

You seem to be preoccupied
with your competition.

Why don't you
go speak to him?

I got nothing
to say to him.

I'm not suggesting
intelligent discourse, Dale.

If you think he's a threat,
go over and rattle his cage.

Never underestimate
the value of the head game.

Watch this.

Looking good, Milton.

See that?

I don't know that
that's necessary.

You want to win, don't you?
Be the best? Come on.

Hey, Rus?

Or should I say Anchor?
That's a sweet light bulb.

If I clap twice
will it turn on?

That's...
a good one, Dale.

What, you're not
going to respond?

You told me not to...

He just fired a shot
across your bow.

In your people's vernacular,
it's on!

Show him what you've got.

Hey, Dale,
if I'm The Anchor,

then you're the canker...
sore... in my mouth.

Oh! Anchor told Kettlewell he's
in his mouth! Good one, Ank.

- Just gonna take that?
- Yeah, Rusty...

I bet you do have
canker sores...

...from all the unsavory women
you've made out with.

Oh! Point, Diz-ale!
On a comebiz-ack!

It's your turn.
Make it count.

At least I didn't lose my
virginity to our landlady,

- and then ask her to marry me.
- Oh, my God!

I was doing right by her!
You wanna have a conversation?!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Time to focus.

So, what are you
up to tonight?

Oh, I was thinking about
busting up some KTs.

Oh, wait, that's probably you.

OK, stop. Can we please
put this behind us?

You're the one who hasn't
wanted to talk about it.

Talk about that I like looking
out for my house and brothers?

OK, so you'll like
looking out for them

but you don't want
to be honest with them.

- I knew this was
about me coming out.
- It's not just about that.

It's about this whole
Mr. Tough Guy crap,

how quick you were to turn
on Evan, who, by the way,

is keeping your secret.

He came out about his... money.

Now everybody treats him
different. I don't want that.

So maybe if I show them
that I'm a good brother...

...they'll take the news better.

Grant, they're gonna
take the news
the way they want to.

If they have issues with it,
then that's their problem.

There's a lot of better ways
to be a good brother

than just going along
with them.

- You don't understand.
- Grant...

...I am the only one
in the house that does.

It is simple, costumes revealing
genitals are unacceptable.

If you read your SongFest
handbook,

it's all spelled out
in the rules.

I cannot wait for the day when
I am paid to be this organized.

I had to book vendors,
organize security...

Walk out on our four-pack
to make ZBZ look like losers.

Is something bothering you, ZBZ?

My name is Casey,
and yes

something is bothering me.
You and your sisters screwed us.

If you're referring
to the four-pack,
I don't concern myself

- with inter-sorority politics.
- You're a part of Gamma Psi.

Your house went from girl scouts
to the Real Housewives
of pick-your-city overnight.

Yes, but I'm also
Panhellenic President.

People like us have to rise
above the petty politics

that exist between houses,
which I thought you could do.

Which is why I wanted
to speak with you.

As you know, there's an
Vice President of Judicial.

I want you to serve.

- What!?
- You have good ideas,
Casey, and drive.

and I need a VP of Judicial
who is not afraid
to disagree with me.

I agree.
But not all the time!

I'm not afraid to disagree
with you when you're wrong.

Which you are not, currently.

As VPJ you would oversee
Greek disciplinary action,

you would help draft
new legislation.

Yes, you get
your own clipboard.

- My own clipboard?
- Just FYI.

Eighty-five percent
of VPJs from CRU

go on to receive
JDs or MBAs.

If that's something
that interests you?

All of those letters
interest me a lot!

as a Board member, you're
expected to be impartial,

so you can't participate in any
inter-sorority competitions.

So I'd have to drop out
of ZBZ's SongFest skit?

Mm-hmm. I need your answer
by tomorrow. OK?

That's good right there!

I'm so happy my big brother
is dating my big sister.

- You've waited a long time
to say that, haven't you?
- Maybe.

- Don't worry. I know you're
her little brother, so...
- I'm not worried about her.

How's your project going?

I finished
my presentation earlier,

but Dale and I are
still fighting over
who's gonna win tonight.

Yeah, Daley did mention you guys
were having some problems
this morning at Krav-Maga.

Now listen...

Every friendship
has its rough patches.

And if you're really friends
you'll find a way to work it out
in the end.

Like Harry Potter...
and those other two.

OK. Holy crap, you guys,
I'm graduating!

What is that?

- Crickets!
- Gross!

I hate crickets!
Ever since Pinocchio.

They're too bossy.

They're coming
from the fireplace.

"Enjoy your crickets,
losers. XO OX"

Wait. The Omega Chis pranked us?

The old
crickets-down-the-chimney gag.

This has Evan Chambers
written all over it.

Remember how I said everything
will work out in the end?

Well, maybe I was wrong.

- How do I look?
- Like SongFest gold
and you know it.

I do.
Try yours on.

First, I wanted...

I wanted to talk to you about
my meeting with Katherine.

Tell me how it went.
Did you let her have it?

Yes. I told her to stop calling
me ZBZ and call me Casey.

Wow. And then what?

And then she offered me
a Panhellenic Board position.

Wait, she offered you a job?

Yeah, Vice President
of Judicial.

VPJ, yay!

Um...

Which means I would have
to drop out of our skit.

What?!

It's a big opportunity!

No, she's a Gamma Psi, Case.

You went over there
to chew her out and
she bribed you!

She did not bribe me, Ash.

You are under a lot of pressure.
You want to win SongFest...

Yeah. So did you...
until Katherine came along.

Crickets?

Really, dude?

You could've warned me.

They're in every crack
of our house.

See?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

I found this in our chimney,

along with the entire cast
of A Bug's Life.

You must've known what
your house was up to, right?

Well, you did
tag our plaque in your
Thanksgiving break-in.

This is this about Casey,
isn't it?

- I knew this would happen.
- What?

Things would get all weird
when you guys got back together.

Since you're the one
making it weird, Nostradamus,

I'm not exactly impressed
by your ability to predict
the future.

I was just being honest.

Last time you were honest,
you ended up regretting
what you said.

I regret that I said that.

I don't understand why you want
to go through that again.

You still don't think
Casey and I will work?

Hey, I hope I'm wrong,
but given the history...

Trust me, this time
it will be different.

Thank you all
for participating.

Your projects were amazing!

Yes, yes, everyone gets
a ribbon, you're special
just for trying...

Announce the winners already.

The finalists are...

- Samir Nagra...
- Yes!

...Kim Cervenka...

- ...Li Yin Tan...
- Awesome!

- ...Dale Kettlewell...
- Yes!

Was there any doubt?

- ...and Rusty Cartwright.
- I did it?!

I did it!

Not bad, for The Anchor.

Your final
projects were all so good,

that we need more time to
thoroughly evaluate each one.

As a result, we'll announce
the winner next semester.

Thank you all for coming.

Hey, man, have you heard
anything about the guys

dumping a boatload of crickets
into the Kappa Tau chimney?

I'm sure Grant knows.

- Things still bad there?
- Yeah. And getting worse.

Yeah, I know how you feel.

Probably not entirely...

...but, um, yeah, a few
of the guys are still
treating me weird.

- Hmm. Stand your ground.
- Yeah, you, too.

Hey guys, we're getting
a poker game started.
Wanna join us?

I'll pass.

Yeah, Chambers.
Hundred-dollar buy-in.

- Can you handle that?
- I'll pass.

Actually, I'll stake you
in this game.

Consider it payback for all
those shots you've bought us
in the past.

Thanks, Grant.

You guys gonna
make out or play?

I'm out.

I'm in.

Son of a...

What the hell is this?!

"You hit the... KT wall."

Krappa Tau is gonna
pay for that.

♪ Gamma Psi tonight
Gamma Psi tonight ♪

I've never seen
so many Gamma Psis
together in one place.

They look like those
creepy little kids
from Village of the Damned.

♪ Gamma Psi's the best
and we got game ♪

♪ So step back
Boy, do not approach ♪

They're good.

They're good,
but they're no ZBZ.

I'd feel a lot better
if we had our entire cast.

You guys are gonna
do fine without me.

♪ Gamma Psi tonight
Gamma Psi tonight ♪♪

Gamma Psi.

Hey, Case.

I hope you guys are ready
for a little competition.

I mean, the Mu Gamma Sigs
might give you guys
a run for your money.

Natalie, shouldn't you be
protecting your pot of gold?

Yeah.

Casey, that mean girl says

I can't do SongFest.

What? Who?

Katherine, did you tell Beth
that she can't do SongFest?

Afraid so.
Participants have to be
current members of their house.

Beth deactivated ZBZ
last semester when she
went I-Kap, so...

OK.
I'll send her home.

- What?
- Oh, you can't use
her dance, either.

- What? You can't be serious.
- What?

As VPJ frontrunner,

I think you should
understand the rules.

That just happen to knock us out
the day before SongFest.

You just sabotaged our house,
you can't expect her...

I don't have your response
on the VP of Judicial job.

I really stuck my neck out
for you, so I'd like
your answer now... please.

I decline.

So you're gonna
turn this down

so you can dance in a skit
that you don't have?

My house needs me.
Moving on.

So, are we going to be one of
those couples that holds hands?

I don't know.
Let me see your hand.

So how did Evan take it?

Pretty well.
You know Evs.

Did Ashleigh explode
over the news?

Yeah, she was a little worried
that you'd pull my focus
from SongFest.

Obviously not.
I missed you last night.

We were up until four a.m.

trying to come up with
a new dance.

And all we agreed on

was that Katherine is
another Frannie, only evil-er.

So tonight's
out of the question?

After SongFest is over,
I promise.

Mmm.

Think you can wait that long?

Oh, OK. But any longer and
I'm gonna start without you.

Wow, sweaty much?

- OK, that is you!
- Your hands are like an oven.

Psst. Cappie.

- Evan, hey.
- Hey, Case.

Listen, do you mind if I talk
to Cappie alone for a sec?

- What's going on?
- Why don't you ask him?

He walled in our front door
because he didn't appreciate
my honesty.

This has nothing to do
with your honesty.

It's about the swarm of crickets
that's still in our house.

OK, you guys can't let
your houses get in the way
of your friendship.

Until you can get them
to declare a truce,
none of this will ever change.

Well, the KTs are still
one up on us.

Crickets, Evan.

Douche bag.

Maybe what you guys need
is a common enemy.

Cappie, who do the Kappa Taus
hate the most?

Ryan Seacrest.

Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait!
Officer Huck.

And who do the Omega Chis
hate the most?

Liberals?

- Huck.
- So...

...maybe we get our houses
to team up against him,

bond over our hatred
for Huck together?

Likey.

Hey. So I thought we
could celebrate the end
of this ridiculous competition

between you two
with a peace pie.

So, who won?

They haven't decided,
so neither of us won.

- Well, not yet anyway. Hey!
- You're letting
all the heat out.

Guys, what the hell?

He keeps rubbing me
the wrong way.

Is there a right way
to rub you?

OK, this is ridiculous.

Well, we need to do
something soon,

if I have to live like
this till next semester...

What? You gonna take me down?

Oh, I can take you
up and down.

Well, there's only one way
to settle this then...

- Whoa, guys.
- And what's that?

- Battle Bots.
- You're on.

You're on!

Wait, how about this?

I did it to someone
on a dance floor once.

That's fine if you want
to get pregnant.

How about this?

Um...

Really?

You know, I never thought
I'd say this,

but without Beth
we're screwed.

We can't let Katherine win.

We just have to be the best we
can be with the people we have.

Yeah, well, it's just too bad
we don't have someone
who can choreograph.

For the billionth time, Abby,
you don't raise your hand
to ask a question.

It's more of a suggestion,
actually. For a new dance.

No offense, but what do you
know about choreography?

I choreographed three
of my high school musicals.

The third one
was our senior year.

Oh. Well, we are desperate.

And we're all in this together.

So...

Ooh! Whatcha doing, Spitter?

I have 24 hours to modify
a baseline robot

with standardized weaponry
to destroy Dale.

OK...

- Jiminy wants you to be careful
with your killer robot.
- Who's Jiminy?

We came to an understanding.

- An official meeting, now?
- No, sorry, I was just
killing a cricket.

But I do have an announcement.
We're going to finally get back
at Officer Huck.

Rusty has a killer robot.

Maybe after it kills Dale,
we can attack Huck with it
or something.

We're not going to need
the robot, Beav.

We have help this time.

The Omega Chis.

- Cap, are you drunk?
- Nope, I'm serious.

I talked to Evan,
our houses are gonna pull off
the prank together.

- Why? Those guys are jerks.
- It's not like
we can trust them.

Jiminy agrees with Rusty.

True, but what better way
not to trust someone

than to trust them with someone
you distrust more than them?

- That makes no sense at all.
- Exactly.

It works for me.

Me, too!

Jiminy!

Great. Meeting adjourned.

Nailed it.

And so, with the KTs' help,
we'll pull off
the ultimate prank

that Huck and the school
will remember for years to come.

Why do we want to do
anything with the KTs?

Yeah, we don't need them
to screw with Huck.

That's true, but I think...

Was this your idea or theirs?

We came up with this together.

Come on, Chambers.

Guys, just back off,
all right?

You have been on Evan's ass ever
since he gave up his money.

This has nothing
to do with money.

It's about Evan being who he was
before he gave up his money.

- That Evan had a pair.
- I'm still that guy.

The Evan Chambers we elected
as President wouldn't have
taken a backseat to anyone.

He's right, Evan.
I'm sorry.

The Evan Chambers
I voted for wouldn't
join someone else's plan,

he'd have one of his own.

We need a prank that shows
how awesome we are.

Or maybe we just need
another president.

Meeting adjourned.

Thank you, Tri Pi,
for that wildly inappropriate
rendition of Wild Things.

Next up, we have ZBZ!

This is it, Beav.
Casey's up.

Maybe she and Rebecca
will do Bound?

- Can't say I haven't thought about it.
- - ZBZ?!

What is taking so long?

ZBZ?

Well, I guess this means ZBZ's
not coming. Moving on.

♪ I make some good girls
go bad ♪

♪ I make them good girls go ♪

♪ Good girls go ♪

- ♪ You bought the hype ♪
- ♪ The hype ♪

♪ That you rocked our world ♪

- ♪ So why am I lying? ♪
- ♪ Lie, lie ♪

♪ You've got yourself fooled ♪

♪ Didn't think Zeta Beta
could be so strong ♪

♪ And we make you
lose control ♪

♪ Our house is so sly ♪

♪ And we'll drive you wild ♪

♪ All ZBZ girls go bad ♪

♪ All ZBZ girls go bad ♪

♪ Ask all the boys
just who's on top ♪

- ♪ 'Cause when it comes
down to it ♪
- Oh!

♪ You're just
a cheap knockoff ♪

♪ ZBZ girls go bad ♪

♪ Oh, we take the stage
and we take first place ♪

♪ Even though you tried
to steal our dance ♪

♪ 'Cause if we set our sights
on a big blue ribbon ♪

♪ You can't take it from us,
not a chance ♪

♪ Oh, we take the stage
and we take first place ♪

♪ Even though you
tried to steal our dance ♪

♪ 'Cause if we set our sights
on a big blue ribbon ♪

♪ You can't take it from us,
not a chance ♪♪

Whoo!
Go, Casey!

Yeah!

Teach me, teach me, teach me.
So, what?

Do I just start dancing like
right here, flash mob style?

- No. No, honey.
- Sorry.

Case, we're all by the speakers,
waiting for the results.

Oh.

- Ash, wow!
- Who's that girl?

Oh... just a friend.

Congratulations!
You were so, so great.

Thanks.

- We'll catch up with you later.
- OK.

- So we're in.
- That means we're both in.

But we're in further.

Do you have any idea
what comes out of your mouth?

- No. Do you?
- Guys. We'll meet later
at the Student Union.

All right.

Hey, rich kid, want to grab
a drink at Dobler's afterwards?

Sorry, I gotta rain check that.

- But hey, you looked
pretty awesome up there.
- I know.

The judges' scores are in.

The winner of
this year's SongFest,

and 15 Blue Ribbon points is...

Gamma Psi!

- What?!
- What?

We were way better than
those demonic munchkins!

They cheated.
They had to of.

- Katherine tallied the votes.
- Maybe she tampered with them.

Yeah, well even if she did,
we can't prove it,
so we're screwed.

Wh... Well, all we need to do
is, is check the score sheets.

Which would be on her clipboard.

So we're gonna ask
to see her clipboard?

We don't have to ask.

I guess this is it.

No professors,

no projects...
just you and me.

The way it had to be.

Articulated hydraulic
mano a mano.

Here's to a fair fight.

There's nothing fair
about this, Rusty.

Fair would be me
winning that grant.

Because for the last
year-and-a-half

I've spent every
waking minute on school

while you've been out cavorting
with girls and your frat bros.

Hey, guys, save it for
the Battle Bots.

No. No.
Because I sacrifice,

and I make the hard choices

while everything just
falls in your lap.

You get a D
on your mid-term,

you almost flake
on the extra credit,

and everything just works out.

Hey, I worked hard too.

Not half as hard as I have
and you know it.

I deserve this. You don't.

Can you believe him?

Well... Rusty, you got all
these things going for you.

You know, school,
Kappa Tau, girlfriends.

All he has is science.
And God.

Who he barely
talked to this semester.

So I should just let him win
because I feel bad for him?

I'm just saying, if a guy has
one thing in his life,

you take that away from him...

You're a scientist,
you can do the math.

Good thing they didn't leave
a single light on since we're
paying their electric bill.

Found a candle.

Mmm. Jasmine.

What? It's dark in here.

That's why we
brought our flashlights.

I think they were in a rush
to hit Dobler's.
Everyone, start looking.

- Ooh! I think I found it!
- Let's see it.

OK, the judges gave us
95, 95, 99, and a zero?

- Someone gave us
a zero out of 100?
- This one judge. Ryan.

He also gave
the Gamma Psis a 100!

That's so shady!

Yeah, all the others
gave Gamma Psi low 80S.

Does that mean they
bribed the judge?

Oh! They're like
mini-Sopranos.

Well, if that's the case,
then we have our proof.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on.

We were right, Lambers.
This is the ultimate prank.

Let's go downstairs, get some
extra rope just to be safe.

Cap, come on.

Sure. Guys, you good for a sec?

- Got it, Cap.
- All right.

Guys!

- Evan, get in.
- Whoa, wait.
You guys are bailing?

- Run, Cap.
- We're not even done here.
What're you talking about?

- Evan, hurry.
- Guys! We can't
hold this forever!

They need our help up there.

Get in the truck.

All right.

- You called the cops!
- Sorry, Cap.

Listen to me,
I'm doing you a favor. Run!

But, wait...

Oh, no, no, no!

Oh, my God!

Sweet mother of mercy.
The Mach 5!

- We gotta go.
- What? Where are
Wade and the guys?

- We can't help.
- Let's get the hell
out of here.

Oh, dear lord,
that's a sticky wicket.

Don't move!

They went that-a-way!

In this corner, standing
five-ten, 135 pounds,

a member of a non-academic frat,

it's Rusty
"The Anchor" Cartwright!

In this corner, he's
a born-again landlady lay-er

from Wetumpka, Arkansas,

weighing at
he-wouldn't-tell-us,

the ultimate,
extreme circuit boarder,

Dale "The Lightning Rail"
Kettlewell.

Please let this be quick.

On your marks, get set...

...Battle Bots!

♪ 'Cause you're only a man ♪

♪ And a man's gotta
learn to take it ♪

♪ Try to believe
when the going gets rough ♪

♪ That you gotta
hang tough to make it ♪

♪ History repeats itself ♪

♪ Try and you'll succeed ♪

♪ Never doubt
that you're the one ♪

Close shave, huh, Rus?!

- ♪ You're the best around ♪
- Yeah!

♪ Nothing's gonna ever
take you down ♪

♪ You're the best around ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down ♪

♪ You're the best around ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna ever
take you down ♪

Anchor's away, Dale!

♪ Fight to the end
'Cause your life will depend ♪

♪ On the strength
that you have inside you ♪

How does that feel?
Bam!

What's wrong, Dale?

What's wrong with your robot?

♪ When you're the one
that's standing there ♪

This guy's gonna lose to Rusty!

Looks like we got ourselves
a new Anchor!

♪ You're the best around ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down ♪

- ♪ You're the best around ♪
- No, no, no, no...

♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down ♪

♪ You're the best around ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down ♪

Dale wins!

Dale wins, everybody!

Congratulations, Dale.

Thanks, Rusty. Looks like
we finally found out
who the better man is.

Dale! Dale!

Smells like someone's grilling.

I really hope not.

Rebecca, did you remember
to blow out that candle?

- Guys...
- Shh! Back at the house.

We need to talk.

Outside. I don't
want you in my house.

I'm glad you
made it out OK...

You planned this?

Listen to me,
all right?

Yes, we left your guys holding
the cart and called the police.

So we'd get caught.

I had to do it
to get my house back.

And your solution was to get
three of my brothers expelled.

Expelled? God, no,
that wasn't the plan.

We thought they'd
get community service.

That's a hell of a plan.

What was I supposed to do, man?!

Give up my house
and take a backseat

to you and Casey like I did
Freshman year? Come on!

When it comes down to choosing
between friends and brothers,

you have to choose
your brothers.

Yeah, you made your choice
pretty clear.

Wait. Listen. Listen.

You have the perfect girl,

guys who worship you.

My house is all I have left.

Well, you're right
about that.

Oh, and if I were you,
I would go out
through the back gate.

What happened?

Oh! Thank God
you guys are OK.

When we heard the sirens
I thought maybe you guys
were in the Gamma Psi house.

Shh! We weren't there.

Thank God, for a second there
I thought that maybe you guys
had started the fire.

No, we were there,
but we didn't start the fire.

We hope not.

I left a candle burning,
not a campfire!

But, maybe you can explain
that to the police since
you love talking about it.

Oh, my God!
The police?

We're all gonna go to girl jail
like those prison movies
my boyfriend watches!

- It's Katherine!
- Oh, no. That's the mean girl.

OK, I got it.

Katherine,
I can't believe this.

I know. It is surreal.

But I plan on doing
everything in my power
to investigate this.

Is that necessary?
It could've been an accident.

No, it's unlikely. This is the
kind of thing that rarely occurs

unless someone is at fault.

And they will be
punished severely.

You should go easy,
I mean...

You don't want to overdo it,
you know... right?

Ohh...

That's big of you, Casey,
considering ZBZ is
the most affected.

Wait. What are you
talking about?

Irregularities in
SongFest judging.

What are you
talking about?

Ahh...

I was talking about
your house burning down.

My what?!

Oh, my God!

She didn't disqualify Beth
for no reason! She...

Which means she really
wanted me for the job.

Which means
she's not Frannie.

We have bigger problems.

You're our president, Ash.
What now?

We turn ourselves in,
I guess.

- No.
- No?

We can't turn ourselves in

because we don't know
what happened.

It's an old house.
It could've been electrical,

it could've been a gas leak...

- Or a raccoon.
- ...we don't know.

We'll know if we did it
when we get in trouble for it.

But until then
we say nothing.

I won't breath a word,
I promise.

We all need to promise.
We need to make a pact.

Yeah. Yeah, everyone
gather around.

Put your pinkies up.

OK. We, the sisters
of Zeta Beta Zeta,

promise never to tell anyone
outside of these walls

what happened tonight.

Yeah.

OK.

What are you doing here?

Rain check, remember?

I could really use
a friend right now.

I can't believe Wade,
Ferret and Jeremy got expelled.

I lost four
of my best friends today.

Sorry, Cap.

Mmm.

- Well, it could be worse.
- Hmm?

At least our house didn't burn
down like the Gamma Psi's, huh?

Yeah.