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- Previously on Greek:
- I'm bored with the pledges.

I'm a senior. I should
be doing something more.

You turned down an opportunity
to work with Dr. Larsen.

I'm intrigued but it could
just mean you're stupid.

I'd rather take a chance
working on my own project.

- I'll sponsor you.
- Does this mean we're a team?

How's your bank account zero?

You remember my
parent problems?

I gave up my trust fund.

I didn't kiss
Evan at the party.

- I kissed Fisher.
- What?

You really screwed up. I'm not
used to giving second chances.

And you won't regret it.

I hope not.

Hey, Treena! Watch it!

And are you sure
about that top?

Looking fierce, Ash.
Wow!

Sexy fierce or scary fierce?

- Kind of both.
- Great!

I'm meeting Fisher for our first
official it's-only-coffee date

since 'the incident,'
and I want to look hot,

but also threatening.

Like, cheat on me again
and I will cut you.

So, what are you
doing tonight?

Do you have a date?
With who?

The cute guy from yoga?

Relax. Panhellenic
booked a career advisor

to speak to us about our
plans after graduation.

Sounds fun.

Fall's almost over.
Finally.

We have one more semester until
graduation. The clock's ticking.

And cute yoga boy's
cuteness is cancelled out

by how much he sweats.

- Excuse me!
- What the...?

Is the entire house in here?

Hey Betsy,

wasn't there a pledge mixer
with Pi Sigma tonight?

It got cancelled.

Their pledges
have poison ivy.

Again? Isn't that why
they cancelled last time?

No, the last time
they had poison oak.

Wait a minute...

- What is that?
- I think it's the...

We're all gonna die!

You ready?

Ready.

Hastings and I made
this in the lab today.

It's a new bio-based polymer
made from renewable sources,

- which means...
- Yay, Earth!

Yeah.

No.

Maybe you'll save
the world tomorrow.

It must be nice to know what
you want to be when you grow up.

What did you want to
be when you were little?

Mmm... A princess,

then a ballerina,

and then John Elway.

He's a football player.

I knew that.

What about now?

I don't really know.

So far the Gotcha Game

has been the most exciting
thing I've done school-wise.

I wish I had something, though.

I don't know. Something
long-term to look forward to.

It might make school feel
a little bit more worthwhile.

Yeah. But we're good, right?

What? Of course!
We're beyond good.

We're like... really good.

Looks like a false alarm.

Sprinkler malfunction.

It's a pretty old setup.
Think about getting a new one.

Thanks.

Sorry.

Hot fireman is right.

We should do that.

Yeah, I did look into
getting a new one.

But I figured it could
wait until next year.

Hey, I'm working
with a budget here.

It was between a
new sprinkler system,

or the new flat-screen TV.

And you chose the TV?

Well, I didn't know it
was between our safety or

Dancing with the Stars
in high-def.

Someone should really
get the pledges inside.

Fine, you're still mad at me.
The pledges are making a scene,

and not in a good way like
Betsy naked in the bushes.

Oh, I'm fine!
I'm just a little chilly!

See? They were blown
off for another mixer,

so they stayed in for
mud masks and a TV series

about old people
having old people sex.

Watching Private Practice?

With amazing clarity!

Maybe I should get them inside
and have a chat with them.

Yeah, I think
that's a good idea.

Casey, maybe you
should do that.

They're almost as embarrassing
as that girl in curlers.

OK, Fine. Keep ignoring me.

But you can't ignore the
fact that our pledges suck.

I am on it.

I'm really excited
about this project.

I'd work on it
24/7 if I could,

but that might upset Jordan.

She's my girlfriend.

Hand me sample four-A.

And I don't know
what's going on lately,

but Jordan, my girlfriend,
seems a little down.

I don't think she's
very excited about school.

You know what
she said last night?

Please God, kill me now.

No.

She asked if we're good.

Of course, we're good!

We're great!
She knows that.

But I guess I
should show her.

Pin her!

- Sir?
- Pin her, or flag her,

or whatever the hell
it is you frat guys do,

and shut the hell up!

Technically that
would be a lavaliere,

but that's actually
a really good idea.

Stop talking!

Hey Chambers,

looking for a cheap massage?

I know a great place
right off campus,

you'll be very happy
with the ending.

Unfortunately, I'm
looking for a new job.

I could put a word in
at the massage parlor.

You have strong hands with
the softness of someone who
hasn't labored a day

- in his life.
- Funny.

But you know what's not? I may
not be able to pay house dues,

let alone my tuition.

And I can't get a
job around campus

because word would get
around that I'm broke.

You still have
that car, right?

Yeah, I know. You're gonna
tell me to get rid of the car

if I'm so strapped for cash...

Not a chance! That car is your
only remaining redeeming value.

Oh, here's one.
Sperm donor.

Someone of your pedigree

could earn three times
as much as I have...

...would.
As much as I would.

Know what they say,

find a job you love,
it's hardly work at all.

If you're gonna be
an ass about it...

I'm sorry,
I'll be serious.

Thank you.

Here's another one...

"Part-time cater-waiters.

Work when you want. Perfect
for students. Paid in cash."

Uh, a waiter?
I don't know.

I hated that last job.

You're not gonna
get hired for much else

with a resume consisting
of your last name

and having soft man-hands.

What about the
massage parlor?

Nice. Ask for Diamond,
tell her Cappie sent you.

No, I meant cause you...

Yeah, you wanna
give me that?

Yeah.

We never spoke.

You guys are great.

The best.

But it might help to put
forth a little more effort.

You know, getting out,
being a little more social.

Instead of staying in for mud
masks and Private Practice.

Yes, Abby?

Well, we were supposed to
have a mixer with Pi Sigma.

We can't dwell on the past

when we have so much
to look forward to.

like the Lambda Sig
pledge calendar.

Each year they organize
a photo shoot for all

the pledge classes of
all the sororities,

assigning each one a
different month and theme,

with the best picture
going on the cover...

Uh, Abby? Do you have a
question about the calendar?

No, but I would like
to know what happened

with the Pi Sigma mixer we were
supposed to have last night.

I'm not sure. I'm sure we can
get it back on the books soon.

So the calendar,
we always get July,

the best month of the year,
for the best house.

You'll all be
wearing bathing suits,

so, Linda, you might want to
do a little extra, uh, waxing.

Then, after the photo...

Yes, Abby?

Is there going to be a party?
I'm just curious

because we haven't
been to one in weeks,

and that's the reason most
of us joined a sorority.

Um, of course there's
going to be a party.

I was just getting to that.

However, that's actually
not what being in a sorority

- is all about...
- But it's a part of it.

Yes, but...

A part we haven't been
seeing. For the record.

We could always throw
another party with the KTs?

Oh, yeah.
And that's another thing.

Shouldn't we socialize
with somebody else

other than the KTs
for a change?

They're kind of losers.

Hey, my boyfriend's a KT.

No, actually,
Abby has a point.

Not about Rusty.
Not entirely.

But you should be mixing
with other fraternities,

and this calendar is a great way
to get to know the Lambda Sigs.

So they won't cancel mixers
with you in the future.

OK, meeting adjourned.

What is it, Spitter?

It kind of freaks me out
when you walk in here

and stare at us with
that serial killer smirk.

I want to lavaliere Jordan.

What? I thought you guys
would be happy for me.

I knew this day would come.

Just not so soon.
Beaver, get the book.

The dictionary?

I don't know what
lavaliere means.

Ever notice that KTs
don't do much lavaliering?

Yeah, because I
thought you guys

are a bunch of
commitment-phobes.

True.
But it's also because of...

dramatic pause...

...the curse.

What curse?

It started with the first
recorded KT lavaliering

on October 7th, 1871 at the
University of Chicago...

The day before the
Great Chicago Fire.

What? Come on.

In 1912, a KT brother
lavaliered his girlfriend,

then took her on a
celebratory cruise...

...aboard the Titanic.

Which left from England,
so that makes sense.

The last known KT to
lavaliere was in 1986.

The brother was so excited

that he went home to
tell his entire family...

...in Chernobyl.

Chernobyl?
Seriously?

You really expect
me to buy all this?

You know, Spitter,
I don't really buy it, either.

Careful, Beaver!

We must not speak ill
of the curse,

or it will wreak its
vengeance upon us all.

See for yourself, Spitter.

Chapter three is
about lavaliering,

with notes in the margins
from KTs who have tried...

and failed.

Oh, along with a recipe
for a vegetarian lasagna.

We need to try that
when he's done.

We need to talk
about the pledges.

I already talked to
the pledges, Rebecca.

Why are you so worried?

The guy from
Lambda Sig is here...

Good. I was wondering
when they'd come over

to talk about July.

Hi there,
I wanted to ask you,

is the Fourth of July
a little overdone?

Should we do a more generic
beach theme this year?

Like surfing? Or mermaids?

We didn't get July.

Wait, huh?

You're November.

Be sure
to be at this location

for your photo session
tomorrow morning.

We'll see you then.

Whoa! Wait! There
must be some mistake.

ZBZ is July.
We're always July.

You know, sexy bathing suits,
flags, sexy bathing suits.

Flags.

Yeah, November is just turkeys.

And sweet potatoes,
and green bean casserole.

Yeah, how do you dress up
as sexy green bean casserole?

Relax, it's not a big deal.

Ashleigh, the pledges
got November,

and your Pledge Educator seems
to think it's not a big deal.

Which I also find to
be a very big deal.

Ash?

Oh. Hey, Case. What's up?

You didn't hear all that?

About the pledges
getting November?

November?
How'd that happen?

Fine. Keep ignoring me.

But we shouldn't just
roll over and accept this.

I'm doing the best I
can with the pledges,

we have to be honest. We didn't
get the pick of the litter

during rush because of
Frannie and the Ickies.

You
have to try harder.

Or get someone who has the
stomach to kick a little ass.

That's a great plan, Frannie.

Casey, can you please explain
to Ashleigh that I believe

I can do better if
she lets me show her.

You've been trying to prove
yourself since 'the incident'

and you can just stop.

I don't understand
how you can let

like the state of the
pledges go so quickly,

yet hold a grudge
against me for so long.

You don't understand
how I could hold a grudge?

When your Spring Break
video came out,

who stood by you?

And what did you
do for me in return?

You kinda stabbed
me in the back.

So I'm sorry if I'm
more upset about that

than some stupid calendar.

We got November.
So what? Life goes on.

I knew you could hear me.

You can't hate her forever.

I can until I graduate.

Then, I never have to see her,

or pretend I can't
hear her again.

So, what about the pledges
and the calendar?

I'll kick their asses.

Gently.

So, the part where it says name
is where you fill in your name.

Yeah, I think I got it.

Sorry, I assumed
you'd never

filled out a job
application before.

OK. Just so we're clear...
Dibs.

Hey, I'm Lana.

Ron said you have
a check for me?

Hey. Picking up
your check, huh?

Yeah. Oh,
and then my kids.

From school.

I have three of them,
total brats.

Are you just saying
that so I'll leave?

If I said no,
would you leave?

No. I love kids.

I practically
still am one.

Hi, I'm Cappie.

- Here's your check.
- Thanks.

Sa ya.

Say hi to the kids
for me, Lana.

What are the odds you're looking
to hire two cater-waiters?

Oh! Teddies!

Can we get a couple,
Spitter? Please, can we?

You know those say
Omega Chi on them, right?

Target practice with
Heath's crossbow.

Excuse me. Hi,

I'm looking for a
lavaliere with the letters

Kappa Tau Gamma.

Kappa Tau Gamma?

We haven't sold a
KT lavaliere in years.

I don't even think
we have any here.

Could you check in
the back please?

Hey, Beav!

Beaver, no!

No!

It's the only one we have
so I hope you like it.

It's good.

Curse shmurse.

It's perfect, I'll take it.

And the teddies.

And the shirt.

OK, so we need to get
to work on our costumes

for the Lambda Sig calendar.

But first, there's been
a slight change of plans.

We got November
instead of July.

It's no big deal!

And not a reflection
of your worth.

Not entirely. Yes, Abby?

I thought you said
we always get July?

In the past, yes.

You can just speak, Abby.

Well, I'm confused. You said
July was the best month,

which went to the best house.
So does that mean...

You guys,
it's just a calendar.

But the calendar is
a representation of us.

If we want to be the best,
we have to show

everyone what we're made of.

And that's exactly
what we'll do.

It's not so much the month,
but what you do with that month.

ZBZ made July the best,

so we'll just do
that with November.

Are those our costumes?

From a Sister Act
rush skit a few years ago.

We're dressing up as
nuns for the calendar photo?

That's what the 'best
house on campus' does?

Shouldn't we just skip it
rather than embarrass ourselves?

No.
And it's not nuns.

Black and white robes?
Thanksgiving?

Anyone thinking
what I'm thinking?

Sexy Pilgrims! Yay!

Hey Case, can I
ask you a question?

Uh-huh.

And this is purely
hypothetical,

but what would happen if
a pledge who was unhappy

with things,
outside of ZBZ,

were to take a
semester off pledging?

Would she be able
to come back?

Which girl? Abby?

I can't really say.

Uh, well,

it would be terrible
to lose any of the pledges.

Maybe not Abby.

But the answer is yes.

A pledge has to
fulfill two semesters

but they don't have
to be consecutive.

OK, thanks.

41 to 57,

42 to 58!

- 59!
- What are you doing?

Wing Street Wing-off.
Beaver's crushing it.

Check the bones!
I see meat!

And... time!

Beaver defends his title
as Chicken Wing Champ!

Congrats, Beav.

So, this book is
really outdated,

but it says I need
to serenade her.

Then, there's this whole
tied to a tree thing...

What?
Tied to a tree?

Can you guys help
me figure out

how to do this
lavaliering ceremony?

I don't know, man.

The curse kind
of freaks me out.

There's no curse.

Beaver, would you be
my lavaliere-bearer?

What's a Lavaliere Bear do?

Bear-er.

You hold the lavaliere until
I'm ready to give it to her.

- In a bear costume?
- No.

Just hold on to this

until I ask for it.

We should burn that book.

It's nothing but trouble.

What? No way, man.
This is KT history right here.

Come on, your getting
wing sauce all over it.

Tasty wing sauce.

Give me the book, Heath!

Where's the lavaliere?

I think it's in Beaver.

No! That's the only one!
Stick a finger down your throat!

Dude, gross. We'll just
wait for Beaver to pass it.

Pass it where?

Don't you see?
It's the curse!

Beaver's being
punished for helping!

I'm outta here, man.

Funny, I pulled that same split
in my pledge calendar picture.

You guys totally
ripped us off.

Oh, gosh no, Casey.
We meant it as an homage.

Homage my ass,
that's just stealing.

No, really, we were
so honored to be July

after ZBZ had it year, after
year, after year, after...

Natalie. We know
how long we've had it.

Sorry about November.
Not exactly a cover month.

Not until we do it.

You're right. I'm sure
you'll be great. Good luck!

Jordan, where's your costume?
And where are the others?

They're not coming.

Oh, sorry, Katherine.

I thought I was going to
be late for Panhellenic.

You are late, actually.

My appointment
feeding the homeless

ran a few minutes over.
Moving on...

I was just dealing with
some unruly pledges.

Oh, because of November?

You know about that?

I am the president
of Panhellenic.

You should probably explain
to them why it happened.

I think brutal honesty is
always the best policy.

Maybe you should
explain it to me?

Do I really need to recount
to you ZBZ's last few years?

There was the incident with
that undercover reporter girl,

Frannie being ousted
because she lied,

you, losing half your
house to the I-Kaps,

which led to, as you pointed
out, an unruly pledge class.

ZBZ is constantly embroiled
in some kind of turmoil.

And no one likes a
dysfunctional drama case.

ZBZ is slipping.

ZBZ is not slipping.

We just won
the Gotcha Game.

Which gave you five more
Blue Ribbon points,

which still places your total
well-behind my house, Gamma Psi,

and just below the Tri-Pis.

Your GPA is down
half a point,

not much philanthropy,

you were not invited to the
Omega Chis six pack party.

If I had to guess, I would
say ZBZ is ranked... fourth?

- Fourth?
- ...ish.

- Ish?
- It's not entirely unexpected.

It's impossible
to stay on top.

Gamma Psi was fourth once, now
we're the top house on campus.

It's just all part
of the cycle.

Uh... what cycle?

OK. After the meeting,
go back to your house

and look at
the composites.

OK?

Oh, hey. Has Beav birthed
the lavaliere yet?

Not yet.

He's been eating
a lot of fiber though.

This is my tenth bowl.

Pledges!

I doubt we'll want
to hear this. Come on.

Maybe there is a curse.

Maybe I should just get
Jordan some flowers.

Or a card with
a nice poem on it.

Poem cards suck.

And the point of a lavaliere
is to show you care.

You should go ahead and do
it if you really want to.

Well, I can't now, anyway.

The lavaliere, which the doctor
says is making its way through

Beaver's lower intestines,
was the last one in the store.

Here.

You have one?
Why do you...

Oh.

No, Cap... I can't.

Uh, sure you can.

Look, it wasn't
meant for me,

but maybe it
was meant for you.

I'll talk to the guys,

tell them to lay off
the whole curse stuff.

if there even is one?

I became a little
suspicious myself

when I noticed the KT aboard the
Titanic was Brother DiCaprio.

What's with the
pink bow-tie?

Oh, just feeling fancy today.

Why? Look OK?

What type of fish is that?

Uh, that is sea bass?

Would you like to try some?

What kind of sea bass?
Chilean sea bass?

Japanese sea bass?
European sea bass?

You know,
I don't really know.

I didn't catch the accent.

Well, why don't you do your job
and find out for me, OK, chief?

OK.

How'd you get put
behind the bar

while I'm stuck serving
steamed asparagus

and some kind of sea bass

to morons in polyester
suits with half my IQ?

I don't know... probably
because I said on my application

that I went to
bartending school,

then spent two summers
in Jamaica mixing drinks

at Flanagan's
Cocktails and Dreams.

I need two screwdrivers, a
sidecar and a sparkling water.

Sure thing, Lana.
Coming right up.

Sidecars.

Is there a problem?

Just trying to remember which
bottle has the sidecar in it.

Awesome. I'm
surrounded by morons.

I was just saying
the same thing.

Dude! Dibs!

Why are you here? Shouldn't
you be on Chilean sea bass?

Thank you.

Oh, sidecar.

Move over.

- Gonna start over.
- Mm-hmm.

Yep, orange juice.

Are you watching?

Mm-hmm.

What?

I'm just happy to be here.

Fourth? Ish?

She's not even
here anymore

and Frannie is still
screwing us over.

Maybe it's because we blew
off the Omega Chis for pref?

Maybe boys do define us!

Have you ever
noticed this before?

They jump from
1985 to 1990.

Where are the late '80s?

Here are the
missing composites.

Aha! One of the gap years.

Ew!

Maybe these girls were
hot back in the '80s?

No, that's ugly
in any decade.

No wonder they're
not on the walls.

Had they invented
acne cream yet?

Or nose jobs?

Are we on the brink of
heading into the gap years?

What are we supposed
to do about it?

If it really is a cycle,
then it's too late, right?

It's like fate.

So we do nothing?

Well, I mean, we are...

...graduating.

If we want to be the best,

we have to show everyone
what we're made of.

And we promised the pledges
that ZBZ would be as awesome

for them as
it was for us.

We can't use up
all the cool years

and leave them with
the sucky ones.

You're right.

As seniors we have
to fight this cycle

for the future
generations of ZBZ.

Hi, I'd like to make
a reservation, please.

7:30. Cartwright.

It's a special occasion.

OK, thanks.

Just a minute.
Be right there.

Hey, Jordan.

OK, I have some news.

I think it's good but I
wanted to tell you in person.

OK, I've been acting
kinda weird lately.

I hadn't noticed.

I've just been feeling
kinda unfulfilled?

Just seeing how excited
you are with school.

I don't have that.

But then it hit me...
Rome.

I was thinking of how
much I love the art,

and I love the history...
and I it's like...

Yeah, that is where
I need to go.

To Rome.

Yes! So I went to
the study abroad office,

and I begged for
a late application...

and they put me
on the wait-list.

Isn't that awesome?

Wait... What? Rome?

I thought you'd
be excited for me.

Excited for you to leave?

It's just one semester. And
I haven't even gotten in, yet.

Yeah. Right. Never mind.
I'm happy for you.

Well, I hate working.

Well, duh. That's why
it's called 'work'.

Work sucks.

Unless you're a race car driver,
or a pool hall hustler,

or a fighter pilot,

or... uh, who am I kidding?

I'd still rather be
playing video games.

I feel trapped.

Just like I did
with my trust fund.

Only now I'm
trapped and broke.

I don't know if
I can do this, man.

I may not have
the fight in me.

I almost punched
a guy in there

because he asked
for more gravy.

That sounds like a
worthy fight to me.

I'm just afraid
that I'm gonna end up

begging my parents
for my trust fund back

and I really don't
want to be that guy.

You know, my father
always says,

"Anything worth having
is worth fighting for."

My father's a pacifist
but that's not the point.

The point is, you need to
figure out what it is you want

and fight for it.

Work for it.

Kind of like how I'm
working my ass off in there

to get Lana's phone number,
and she is not making it easy.

But I'm still fighting.

Right.

Well, we should probably
head back inside.

Oh, yeah.

How will anyone ever get
their steamed asparagus

if I'm not there
to dish it out?

You know, why does
asparagus smell so bad?

I don't think
it smells that bad.

Well, not now but later
when you're done with it.

Thank you all for coming.

I'm sure
you've heard by now

that the pledges
missed the photo shoot.

We didn't go because we didn't
want to embarrass ourselves.

But... we're not here
to place blame,

or to come down
on you for it.

We've recently learned that ZBZ
has been slipping in the ranks.

Slipping? How?

We might be fourth.

Ish.

Oh, hell to the no!

I am not in
a number four house!

It's the pledges' fault
for skipping the photo shoot!

It's Casey's fault for
not leading the pledges!

It's Ashleigh's
fault as president!

Ladies, ladies.

It's nobody's fault,
it's all part of the cycle.

Apparently a house goes
through good and bad years,

and, well, we've
been complacent.

So used to being on top that
we didn't see the signs.

But we're not about
to lie back and let our beloved

ZBZ fall down
the social ladder.

We are gonna fight this.

And we're gonna start by
getting the pledges on the cover

of that damn calendar.

Yes, Abby?

Does this mean you're
getting us July?

It's too late for that.

So, we'll just have to
kick ass with November.

Hand me that
tray of samples.

I took your advice, I was
going to lavaliere Jordan.

But then she told me

she's thinking of studying
abroad next semester.

You think that's kinda weird
she didn't tell me earlier?

What are we,
girlfriends here?

Are you gonna start
braiding my hair,

or doing my nails
while we dish on

each other's relationships?

Do you want me to?

No! Let's make this clear.

I'm not interested in your
personal life, Cartwright.

You're the one who
told me to lavaliere her.

I thought you'd want
to know what happened.

Oh, yes, please.
I'm dying to hear.

It's all I've been
thinking about.

Between my wife's snoring,
and an enlarged prostate

that forces me to get up
and urinate a dozen times,

plus pondering the trials
and tribulations of your love
life,

I could hardly
sleep last night.

Me either! I mean,
should I still try

and lavaliere her even though
she could be gone next semester?

Personally, I wish
you'd just break up with her

so we can get to work.

But then, you'll come in
sobbing like a soiled baby.

So yes, I think
you should do it,

then never mention
it ever again.

What if she says no
because she's leaving?

You're a scientist,
Cartwright.

Variables are the only
constants in the world.

Wait, are you talking about the
experiment or my girlfriend?

You think we'll really get
the cover with that tiny camera?

I asked everyone, it's
the best one I could find.

With a lot of mega-pixels,
or whatever.

Hey, thanks for doing this, and
sorry we bailed on you before.

It was kind of my idea.

I figured it was.
But it's OK, Abby.

We're glad
you're here now.

Hey, I heard we
need a camera.

It was a graduation present.

Wow, that's a fancy camera.

Lots of mega-pixels?

It's a 12.3 MP digital SLR.

It can shoot up to
4.5 frames a second.

What about the
mega-pixels?

Never mind.
Uh, thanks for bringing it.

Uh, great, let's do this.

All right! OK, everyone!

Now, everyone look like
you're having fun!

Uh, come on! Have fun!

OK! Come on! Fun!

Maybe do something.
Actually do something.

All right, smile.

Hey Case, do you
want me to help?

Please. I don't know
what else to tell them.

OK, pair up everybody.

Photography is hard.

Well, I guess if we
don't get the cover,

we got some really good
publicity out of it.

Boys.

Aw look, they're
all paired up.

So now, it has a nice
cultural message, too.

What's up?

Don't worry, Spitter.
Don't worry.

What are you doing?!

According to the book,
this is KT tradition.

Cappie told us you
lavaliered Jordan.

And curse or no curse,
we're there for a brother.

Sorry.

Let's go.

Oh, hey, Lana, we were thinking
about grabbing a drink

after this, if you'd
like to join us.

I'm having a drink right now.

Cool. That's awesome.

But I was thinking we
could sit and talk,

get to know each
other outside of work.

Have a little team building
seminar of our own, if you will.

Oh, I won't.

Tips come out
to $46 each.

$46?
That's it?

Well, on top of the $100
flat fee you're making.

That's $30 an hour for doing the
work of a well-trained monkey.

And you didn't have your ass
grabbed every five minutes.

Yeah, that's
what you think.

I'll see you
guys next time.

Actually... I'm afraid it was
a one-night stand for me.

Yep, I just quit.

I leave for Top Gun
school tomorrow.

Just needed to make enough
cash to repair my F-16.

And $46 covers it?

Turn signal was out.

OK, come on, I've been
cute and charming all day,

and you've given me zero hope,
but I'm still fighting.

So, what's it take for
a guy to get your number?

Funny thing is, Maverick,

all you really needed was
the staff phone sheet.

Too bad you quit.

I'll see you
guys later.

It'll cost you.

Oh, my god.
Rusty, what happened?

And they know
I have asthma!

Did the Omega Chis
do this to you?

It was the KTs.

Who did that to you?

Oh, it was this
dumb calendar thing...

Your own brothers? Why?

Apparently it's KT tradition
to tie a brother to a tree

or a pillar

when he, uh...

after he lavalieres
his girlfriend.

They thought you
lavaliered me?

Yeah. Because
I was going to.

At dinner tonight.

But you didn't... because of
the whole study abroad thing.

After you said all that, I was
afraid you might turn me down.

Rusty, the fact
that I'm thinking

of spending a semester
abroad has nothing to do

with my feelings for you.

OK, then...

Jordan, will you
wear my lavaliere?

I would love to.

It's in my right pocket,
you have to grab it.

Just reach in there.

That's not it!

Just kidding. That's it.

Oh, my gosh.
It's beautiful.

Thank you.

OK, can you cut
me down now, please?

Yes!

Oh, gosh!

Hey, boys.

Sorry we missed the shoot,

but I think we might
have your new cover.

It's hot and has a message.

Oh.

Wow. It's really good.

Too bad it's
already being made.

- What?
- You lie!

We have to turn it
around pretty fast

in time for the
party tonight.

They're being
printed as we speak.

You mind if we
keep this, though?

You're right,
it's pretty hot.

Wait, then who did
the picture for November?

Sorry, we
thought it'd be funny.

But now
it just seems...

No, it's still pretty funny.

I just got an e-mail from
the study abroad program.

- You open it.
- You open it.

No, you open it.

Fine. Forward it to me.

I can't open it.

But you said you would.

I know, but I can't now.

OK, fine,
I'll open it.

There's an attachment,
and I don't have the program.

Fine! I'll just do it.

Wait, I don't know
what that means.

You look sad, but it could
be because I'm leaving...

You didn't get in.
The program's full.

Oh.

It was probably
a stupid idea, anyway.

Get this out of here.

OK, seriously.
Where are our pledges?

If they're at home
watching Private Practice,
I'll kill 'em.

They must be upset about
not making the calendar.

We're done for.

Hey.

Yay!

Woo.

Hi.

I thought a lot about what
you said, and you're right.

It was terrible what I did,

and I can't
apologize enough.

But I'm hoping
you'll forgive me.

Rebecca...

You were right, we did
need to do something,

and despite our
severe senioritis,

we can't leave the house
in bad shape for all of you.

So, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go close out my tab
and meet up with Fisher.

She's back with Fisher and
I'm still in the dog house?

Oh, that's so not fair.

I'm so happy you guys made it!
And in costume!

We figured we'd show them
what the calendar is missing.

Look, Abby, I know I've been
a little disconnected lately,

and I promise
to do better...

But I'm glad you've been
a pain in the ass about it.

- I'm a pain in your ass?
- In a good way.

If I were in your shoes,
I would be, too.

Well, we may be November,

but I'm glad to see we're
still July in spirit.

I know, right?

- Screw the cycle.
- Mm-hmm!

We're ZBZ, damn it.