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Previously on Greek:

- What are the guns for?
- It's for Gotcha,
the assassin game.

- Gotcha!
- The object of the game
is to eliminate your target.

- We kissed. That was it.
- Yeah, at a KT party.

Look, we're just gonna
have to be better
and try to keep it quiet

- if this continues.
- I didn't kiss Evan
at the End of the World party.

- I kissed Fisher.
- What?

- I'm such an idiot.
- How can I trust you again?
I can't.

Wait, I have a question.

Yes, I've been tested.

- Everything's positive.
- What?

I mean negative.

I mean in a positive way.

- Dale's not gonna
walk in on us, right?
- No.

I mean I guess he could.
He probably won't.

Well, are you sure?
Because the whole
my dad walking in on us thing

- kind of freaked me out.
- OK. We can go to my room.

- I gotta go to my lab session.
- Are you serious?

- But if we make it quick...
- Yeah, rushing things,
not so romantic.

We don't...
We could skip ahead a few steps.

That's rushing things.

You know, we've waited this
long, so why hurry now, right?

Right.

I have somewhere
to be, anyway.

But believe me,
it's gonna happen.

Oh, reminder, reminder: there
are only four more gym days
until Friday's Undie Run.

It's the Titans' game
against State, and what
better way to show our support

than running around campus
in, um, very little support.

I did two sessions
of Bikram Yoga today.

I sweated out a small child
and I think I pulled my core.

- What are those?
- Um, just some cookies.

That we won't be eating. I don't
know why he brought those out.

But that does remind me
of some old business:

Fisher and I broke up
because he made out with someone
at the End of the World party

whose name isn't worth saying.

You. Activities report.

The Gotcha game is down
to roughly 20 people,
including three Zeta Betas.

Uh, the prize money's nice, but
what we really want are points
towards the Greek Blue Ribbon,

which is handed out every spring
to the best house on campus.

So I'm trying really hard
to make that happen

because, as you know, I love
Zeta Beta Zeta and all my
beautiful sisters.

Thank you... you.

- Pledge Educator.
- Uh, not much this week.

The pledges are still pledge-y.

OK. Laura?
Pan-Hellenic Delegate?

Any juicy goss from our
governing sorority body?

First, the board
gave a report.

Then they proposed
doing an ice cream social

with a different flavor
for each house, which I said
was a lame idea.

But they said it'd be fun,
so I told those bitches
it was a waste of money.

But those bitches wouldn't
listen, so that's when I said,

"Bite me," and walked out.
Bitches.

OK. Well, this feels
like a good place to stop.

Happy Undie Run training.

OK, I think
I need to replace Laura.

- She's burnt out
on Pan-Hellenic.
- Yeah, I know the feeling.

- Your report
was a little sparse.
- I'm so bored with the pledges.

I'm a senior. I should
be doing something more.

Last week, my father said the
world better watch out for me.
And I'm thinking, why?

Because of my ability to name
every guy Carrie Bradshaw
has slept with in season order?

- I've always admired that.
- You know,
I could do Pan-Hellenic.

- What do you think?
- I think yeah!

Do you think
Laura would be OK?

Laura, is it OK
if Casey does Pan-Hellenic?

Tell those bitches
I'll see them in hell.

- Sounds like a yes to me.
- OK.

Jordan's dad walked in
on us, which was horrible.

Horribly funny.
Sorry.

Then we kept
getting interrupted,

and now it feels like
we're past that point
of sex occurring naturally.

- I think we're slipping
back into the Friend Zone.
- You want me to talk to her?

She's in Pierson Hall,
right?

What about you and Grant?
You guys haven't
done it yet either.

Yeah. Boxing rules
nothing below the belt.

- All we want
is a romantic date.
- Don't you share a room?

You know what it's like
living in a fraternity house.

We might as well
not have any doors.

Anyway, the new plan is to wait
till everyone goes to the
date dash at Dobler's tonight,

and then break out
the popcorn and a movie.

I see you're still
playing the Gotcha game.

You're not The Jackass
everyone's talking about?

It's The Jackal, OK?
And yes, I'm still playing.

And no, I'm not him,
I wouldn't mind taking him out.

I heard he
already has nine kills.

I've been so busy
with classes, I haven't
even opened my envelope.

What? How the hell
has nobody killed you yet?

Rusty, you gotta
get in the game!
Open your envelope right now.

I don't even have a gun.
What do they look like?

Check this out.

Oh.

What the hell was that?

You've had me the whole time?

Your envelope, please.

Oh! No wonder you were
asking about her.

- Jordan's your target.
- Your target.

Uh, good luck doing it now.

- Casey Cartwright!
- Hi.

- Are you covering for Laura?
- I am.

And I'm sorry
she told you to, "Bite me."

So she cleaned it up
for you guys then.

I'm really surprised
to see you here.
You sort of fell off the grid.

- Yeah.
- What have you been up to?

Well, I'm sure you
heard about me and Evan.

And then I was dating this grad
student, Max, but we broke up.

So it's been
kind of more or less...

- You may...
- Riveting. Really.

Oh. Oh! Got it, yeah.

I, as president,
note that everyone is here.
Please mark that in the book.

Moving on, I'd like
to introduce Casey Cartwright,
former ZBZ president,

who just had an amazing
internship with Maryland's
43rd district congresswoman,

Paula Baker.

- Hi.
- I hope this won't
be a one-day visit with us.

- Moving on. Tara!
- Yeah.

- It's your birthday!
- Yes, it is.

- Oh, happy birthday.
- Where was the reminder e-mail?

Maybe next year. Moving on.
Update on the library expansion?

Well, the early construction
could be a nuisance to the Row,

but I think we can obtain
and enforce 8am permits.

So, I'll get back to you, Kat.

- Katherine.
- Moving on.

I wanna remind everyone
about our meeting
with the IFC tomorrow

to decide whether or not
we are gonna participate
in the Undie Run.

- Comments?
- Oh. Well, I just have to say

that I love the Undie Run.
Everyone loves the Undie Run.

And for some of us
who are seniors,
it's our last chance to do it.

So... yay.

OK. I appreciate
your enthusiasm, ZBZ.

We'll take that into
careful consideration.

Moving on...

Ninety-two,
93, 94, 95...

- What are you guys counting?
- Seconds, Rus.

- Ninety-five...
- For what?

...ninety-six.

Whoa!

Five for five. I wish I had
a few good men like you, Beav.

- Thanks.
- Too bad you're
the last KT standing.

Actually, Beaver is not
the only Kappa Tau left.

Old news, Rus. Jeremy got
taken out today at 0800 hours

while he was chatting up
a hot Tri-Pi.
Turns out it was a honey-trap.

- We all know
what a talker Jeremy is.
- I meant me.

I'm still alive.

- Yeah!
- That's funny.

- You're being...
- Funny.

Seriously?
How are you still alive?

I don't know. I've just been
in the Mitchell Physics Library,

the McGovern Science Lab
and Hart Engineering Building.

- I've never heard
of any of those places.
- Exactly.

- Do you know what this means?
- That I'm kinda awesome?

No, that being
a geek saved your life.

You're one of our last hopes
of winning the $500 grand prize.

The KT party budget
is woefully overdrawn.
We need this.

Welcome to Kappa Force.

- There's one problem.
- You're slow afoot
and you can't shoot?

No, Jordan's my target.

Awkward, but easy.
Just get it done.

- I'm on it.
- He's so young, Cap.

- And The Jackal's
still out there.
- Indeed, Beav.

The beginning of the end...
is starting.

Now. Again.

This summer.

I'm gonna go again.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

So much fun, you guys.
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah.

Well, anything
beats the "bite me" girl.

Hold that, please.

Ahem.

When's your next lab session?

In five minutes.

You know, this is the
best part about us waiting.

I feel really safe with you.

- Yeah?
- I don't know.

Between my crazy dad
and your crazy schedule,

I hope you don't think
I don't want to.

You do want to?

I didn't want to rush you,
but I didn't want to end up
in the Friend Zone either.

You seriously thought that?

We were friends before,

and we have been
dating since mid-terms.

I figured if it was something
that you wanted,
it would have already.

OK. Rusty?
Just so you know,

I rarely try to swallow
my friends' tongues.

Good to know.

And trust me,
I want to do more.

- Tomorrow night?
- Sounds perfect.

- All clear. They're gone.
- All right.

Gay Film Festival time.
Which Hugh Jackman movie
should we watch?

Wolverine, Australia
or Kate & Leopold?

K & L.
But you hate that one.

If you kiss me,
I will consider it.

Hey, I saw your light on.

- You're here!
- I'm here.

- We're here.
- Why the hell
aren't you at Dobler's?

Oh, I just had
other plans. And you?

Yeah. You know, we're just
both taking it easy tonight.

Yeah.
I have to study.

- You're watching a movie.
- Yes.

After the movie.

You guys are
watching Kate & Leopold?

- I love this movie.
- Seriously?

No. No. Let's watch Wolverine.

- Great.
- It's got Hugh Jackman.

Yeah, he's pretty bad-ass.

Why are the girls so grumpy?

Oh, they're just hungry
because of the Undie Run.

Cabbage soup
isn't very filling.
Or aromatic, Betsy.

Stay out of my life,
Ashleigh!

So, ask me
about Pan-Hellenic.

- How was Pan-Hellenic?
- Awesome.

I haven't felt this involved
since I was president.

The only bummer
was running into Evan.

Oh, I totally get it.
It is impossible
to be around your ex.

Why can't they just
get the hint and go away?

I honestly believed
I'd be Casey
Cartwright-Chambers one day,

and now I haven't even spoken
to him in over six months.

Yeah.

Oh... Someone
doesn't care what they
look like at the Undie Run.

- Because we can't go.
- Shut up!

- What?
- Those bitches on Pan-Hellenic

voted to dock three Blue Ribbon
points from any house
whose girls do the Undie Run.

- Apparently I'm still
on their e-mail list.
- Those bitches!

Thank you. Finally,
someone who understands.

Katherine has been turning
people against it ever
since she became president.

I can't let us run if we're
gonna lose Blue Ribbon points.

No! I do not go to the gym
five days a week for my health!

Laura, stop eating!
There's a meeting tomorrow.
I can fix this.

I did everything right, Cap.

I exited the house
through the back gate,

I looked over my shoulder
every eight seconds,

I even left class
an hour early every day.

- Aren't most classes
only an hour long?
- What's your point, Heath?

Give us a minute.

What happened?

These happened, Rus.
Free drink tickets
to Dobler's. All fake.

They showed up for Beaver
in the mail today,

and when he went to Dobler's
to redeem them, he was shot.

- By The Jackal.
- No. Who was it?

Tell him, Cap.
Tell him who shot me.

I would, but I'm dead.

I think Rusty should
see these for himself.

- They're pretty realistic.
- Yeah.

Kinda like an art student
did them, don't you think?

Do you know any, Rus?

- No!
- Yes!

The Jackal is Jordan...

...is The Jackal.

I'm waiting on that beer.

And Rusty's gonna
get it to you, Beav,

because if he'd shot Jordan
like he was supposed to,

none of this would have
happened. Why didn't you
eliminate The Jackal last night?

- Playing the game doesn't
make someone The Jackal.
- Kicking ass at it does, Rus.

You're Kappa Tau's last hope.
When do you see Jordan next?

Tonight.
But I can't shoot her.

- And why not?
- Because...

Rus, my Spidey-sense
is tingling.

You haven't
had sex with her yet.

No, but we have this
romantic dinner planned.

- As far as I can tell...
- It's a trap.
Numbers are dwindling.

You need to kill her before
she eventually gets you.

- I want to have sex with her.
- Kill her,
then have sex with her.

It's the Kappa Tau way.

I didn't mean that.

Well, kill her at least.

Which is why we,
the IFC fraternities,

unanimously support all Greeks
participating in this event.

We'll be there with bells on.
And not much else. Thank you.

We, at Pan-Hellenic, are
deducting Blue Ribbon points

from sororities whose sisters
choose to participate.

We were unanimous
in voting against the Undie Run

because of the negative
image it promotes.

- Um, point of order?
- ZBZ?

Actually, the truth is
we're not really unanimous.

ZBZ fully supports it.

Yes, a couple thousand college
kids running around in their
underwear is a little racy,

but it's a 60-year-old
tradition that fosters
school spirit and unity.

Can I have your attention
directed over here, please?

No, this is not
an Abercrombie ad.

It's two of our own inebriated
Greeks showing their...
What did you call it, ZBZ?

School spirit?

Here's some KTs
defiling university property.

Actually, uh, can I get
a copy of that
when you're done with it?

But they're just guys
being guys, right?

Here's one that sets us
sorority women back 50 years.

- Whoo!
- I pulled this from Facebook.

This girl is the ZBZ president,
believe it or not.

That bra might
as well say "Grope me."
Attention back on me.

So while running around
in our underwear might have
been in vogue in the '60s,

Those of us who are not in
fraternities can all agree

that we should not participate
in this embarrassing event.

Janette, you love
the Undie Run.
Will you please say something?

Tara?

Melanie?
Oh, come on, you're a Tri-Pi.

You take off your clothes for
a grocery store grand opening.

Look, don't do this.

Don't ruin our fun
just to prove a point.

Moving on, ZBZ.

No, you don't understand.
We were making out
when Evan walked in on us.

It's a miracle
we didn't get caught.

Why don't you just rent
a hotel room and do it already?

'Cause it's not about just
having sex. Not yet, anyway.

It's about dating someone
who's not out of the closet,

made even more difficult
because the closet
is in our room.

- So get out of your room.
- Yeah. And go where?

Dobler's isn't private enough,
and we can't be seen
leaving Gentlemen's Choice.

- Which?
- Gay one. I refuse
to go to the straight one.

Which leaves no safe place
to hide Grant's gayness.

In Cyprus.

I had no idea
you were such a gourmet.

KT has Food Network
viewing parties now.

I think Cappie has an
oedipal thing for Paula Deen.

Rusty? I'm ready.

Get down!

I knew it! Jackal!

Cappie was here
the whole time?

You didn't trust me!

You tried to shoot me.

Rebecca?
What are you doing here?

Vampires couldn't enter
without permission.

- Good one.
- I'm protecting you.
Did you do it?

If you mean Rusty and Jordan
having sex, no.

If you mean
her shooting him, no.

If you mean Jordan peeing
herself when I jumped out,
maybe.

- And you look hot.
- Thanks.

So you're The Jackal.
Which makes me The Jackass.

This was all a big lie
so you could eliminate me?

No. I meant what
I said about being ready.

Go spin your web of lies
somewhere else, black widow.

Or should I say, The Jackal!

Again!

Katherine's like,
"That's why we shouldn't
be doing this exercise.

Moving on." Oh! You know
what I should have said?

"Maybe if the girls
in your house exercised,
it wouldn't be so embarrassing."

Wow.
Right for the jugular.

- Yes.
- If you had said it.

Docking Blue Ribbon points
because we're hot
is totally sexist.

Keep looking. We need to find a
way to override the Pan-Hellenic
Board's vote on the Undie Run.

The Undie Run is about freedom.
It's about America and stuff.

Which is perfect because
I have the cutest American
flag underwear for the Run.

- Or had.
- If Harry Potter
can flash his wand in Equus,

we should be able
to show off our undies
without punishment.

Not to mention, we're seniors.

When else are we
gonna run around
in public in our underwear?

They're
bringing back Lilith Fair.

Oh. Here we go. We can
override the Board's decision

with a petition that has
500 sorority signatures.

Yeah. How are we gonna get
500 signatures by tomorrow?

Mm. Katherine may have brains

and the support of Pan-Hellenic

and a really, really nice
laptop, but I have a plan.

- I need a favor.
- Really?

We've been ignoring each other
for the past six months,

and that's the
first thing you say to me?

- I think it's
the least you can do.
- Interesting.

I should care
what you think, why?

You cared enough to buy off
a guy I was seeing.

Nice pull, Case.
Door's that way.

OK, that was uncalled for.
This isn't about us.

It's about the Undie Run.
Which sounds ridiculous

that I'm even saying it
with that much importance,

but I know most sororities
want to do it.

A mob of
half-naked sorority girls?

- Mm-hm.
- Pretty sure
we can get behind that.

Have you been hanging out
with Cappie or something?

No. Cappie? Come on.

So, what do you
need me to do?

Put down your fork
and take off your clothes.

Save the Undie Run.
Save the Undie Run for the sorority.

Save the Undie Run.
Thank you.
Save the Undie Run.

So you're literally down
to your last pair of shorts.

Are you looking
for more work?

Do you need
another fake boyfriend?

Actually, you're the closest
thing to a friend I have left.

Pretty much the whole
house is mad at me
for what I did to Ashleigh.

And... maybe
they have a point.

- But I'm working on it.
- We all make mistakes.

Move along, Becks.
We need signatures.

- Later, rich kid.
- Yeah, see ya.

I really appreciate
you doing this for me.

I'm just here for the cause.

- Status report.
- Chicken Legs One
is safe and secure, sir.

But he looks
a little melancholy. Sir!

Thank you, pledge.

Rus? Melancholy?

How could I not know my own
girlfriend was The Jackal?

We figured it out. The
important thing now is that you
two are the last ones standing,

so you need to do her
before she does you.

With your weapon, I mean.

- That shoots. Darts.
- I got it.

- OK.
- You date someone,
you think you know them,

- but it turns out you don't.
- And conveniently,

it's easier to shoot a total
stranger than someone you know.

Yeah. Maybe.

Because some people are hunters

and some people are gatherers.

Now, which people are you?

- A hunter.
- A mean hunter.

- And what do you hunt?
- Jackals.

That's right.
Spitters hunt Jackals.

So, what do we need?

Guns. Lots of guns.

Spitter, no KT has ever done
anything like this before.

I know. That's why
it's gonna work.

I couldn't have asked
for a better first date.

Well, the 60-mile drive
wasn't ideal,
but the company is.

So how about dessert?
On the house.
I told 'em it was your birthday.

♪ It's your birthday
It happens once a year ♪

♪ It's your birthday
It's time for lots of cheer ♪

♪ It's your birthday
Enjoy your special day ♪

♪ It's your birthday
So be happy and be gay ♪♪

Happy birthday.

- Evan?
- Calvin.

And Grant?

I'd blow out my candle,
but I can't breathe.

Chicken
Legs One, you ready to rock?

Like a baby in a treetop.

You got a green light
on The Jackal.

Taking my shot.

What was that?

- Damn!
- Get her, Rus! Fire! Fire!

Ambush!
Get behind the bench!

Ah! Ah!

Wanna party?

- I'm out!
- Did you get her?

- Uh...
- He's out of darts.

- Rusty?
- Jordan?

Barf. Let's boogie.

- Did you even open your eyes?
- Is the Bluetooth necessary?

- What's this?
- Six-hundred
and 88 signatures

overriding your vote to bar
sororities from the Undie Run.

No matter what you think,
people want this.

- You can check the signatures
for authenticity if you want.
- No need.

It would probably
take a long time
since there's so many.

- I guess you
got what you wanted.
- It's not just what I wanted.

- It's what everyone
who signed my petition wants.
- Wow. You know,

some college kids want to do
drugs, but that doesn't mean
we should sponsor it, should we?

- You're comparing drugs
to underwear?
- Absolutely.

They both give sororities
a bad name.

Watch. They're gonna broadcast
the Run on some TV show,

we're all gonna look whorish.
But moving on...

You just can't
accept that I won.

If winning means staking
your reputation on some
stupid and meaningless event

that reinforces
every negative stereotype
about the Greek system,

then yes, I guess you won.

People will think
what they think.
An Undie Run won't change that.

But it won't help.
The sad part is we were all
wondering what Casey Cartwright,

former ZBZ president
and congressional intern,
was gonna do next.

And now we know.
It's underpants.

So congratulations on your
return to politics, ZBZ.

You should be proud.

So, Evan...
tell me about your cheesecake?

Yeah. I'd love to, Cal,

but I got fired
for not singing you
Happy Birthday properly.

I gave up my trust fund.

My parents cut me off,
and now I'm flat broke.

And that's it.

That's my secret,
what about yours?

OK. Look, don't worry.

We're not gonna fly a rainbow
flag off the house or anything.

Grant's not even out yet,
which is sort of
why we went a town over.

- I didn't even know he was in.
- Yeah.

How long have you guys
been... doing it?

Believe it or not,

gay relationships are more
than just... you know?

- Right.
- There's real feelings
and emotions,

so I'm trying to find those
before the other stuff.

I get that.
But why can't you guys

just date in your room?

SWAT raid! Everybody down!
Look at your faces!

I see.

- How's it feel to be a hero?
- Not as heroic as I expected.

No, don't do the
whole Dark Knight thing,

where you've saved the world
but you're all angsty
in the end.

It's fine. It's just
something Katherine said to me.

I mean, maybe the Undie Run
isn't the best message.

It's not supposed
to be a message.
It's supposed to be fun.

Why are you doubting this?

With Katherine, this feels
like Washington all over again.

I think she thinks
I'm Elle Woods.

Who cares what Katherine thinks?

- It's a huge victory, right?
- Yes. For us and the economy.

You single-handedly stimulated
the local undergarment industry.

- Obama can't say that.
- Exactly. I don't need
Katherine's approval.

It's your senior year.

If Pan-Hellenic's so annoying,
just screw it. Drop out
and I'll put Laura back.

You know what? You're right.
Pan-Hellenic can bite me.

I'm glad you're here.
We need to figure this out.

It was smart of Rebecca
to set us up like this.

Rusty, stop acting like I'm
some stranger on a blind date.
You tried to shoot me, too.

Which is why it is important
to settle this
diplomatically... Jackal.

I just want
to be alone with you.

I was thinking the same thing.

Enough of the mushy crap.
Rusty, just give up.

You're never gonna kill Jordan.
You're like Dick Cheney,
and she's a quail.

OK, maybe Spitter can't shoot
her, but he can outlive her.

We'll just move him into the KT
house until this is all over.
He could be there forever.

Or, you know, at least
until he graduates.

Whoa, wait a minute.

- I want to be with her.
- She went after you, Rus.

Don't be Rihanna.
Don't be that girl.

- I want to be with you, too.
- You want to sleep with Rusty?

You should turn
that toy gun on yourself.

- I refuse to fight any longer.
- Yeah. Me, too.

You know what?
I'm sorry, but I'm placing
you in protective custody.

- Let's go.
- Wait!

- Ugh! Barf.
- Barf!

Hold that, please.

Thanks.

Nice work saving
the Undie Run.

Well, some people
didn't think so.

That's why
I'm quitting Pan-Hellenic.

Really?
I thought that suited you.

My big victory is a dash
across campus virtually naked.

Well, I liked it.

Because you like to see
women virtually naked?

- But Katherine doesn't.
- And she's right.

But how do you
make something meaningful

out of a bunch of people
running around without clothes?

You coming?

I made your favorite, Rus.

Grilled cheese and Spam.

Rus!

Lock down! Lock down!
Chicken Legs One
has flown the coop!

We have to find him before
The Jackal does! Go-go-go!

Oh!

Mm.

I thought we
could try this again.

No schedule,
no dads, no bodyguards.

Just the two of us.
One question:

We're definitely not
playing the game, right?

No. Why, are you?

No. Are you?

- Wanna frisk me?
- I just said I trust you.

Oh...

Let me grab some forks.

- Oh! Two forks.
- Yeah.

They go great with food.

Oh, that reminds me.

A candle.

I thought a little ambient
lighting would be nice.

- You seem nervous.
- Not really.

If you could just
stop with the sudden moves.

If you kept your
hands where I can't see
them, I wouldn't have to.

I'm not doing anything.

Oh, my God,
you're still playing.

Only because you are.

- You didn't deny it!
- Neither did you!

I knew it!

Rug burn! Ah!

This is so stupid!
I just want to be with you.

Throw down your gun
and come out.

Why should I throw down mine?
You throw down yours.

- What's going on?
- Evan had some stuff stolen
from his room.

So he's having new locks
put on all the doors.

Off of one break-in
that I've never heard of.

He wants us to be safe.

Oh. So maybe later
we could watch, uh,

Kate & Leopold?

Yeah, we're still
not watching that.

A little something
for the run, ladies.
To keep you energized.

- OK, enough.
- Enough what?

I'm just trying to be nice.
I even shaved for you.

Stop! Stop being nice.
No matter what I do,
you're still here.

- Why haven't you just quit?
- I'm not giving up.

Only because I have
to carbo-load for the run.

Everybody,
keep your clothes on!

Not again!

I guess all we needed
were guns and betrayal

to get over the hump hump.

Yeah. I'm disappointed, though.

Really?

- Oh, no. That was great.
- Thank God.

It's the game.

I'm sad it's over.
It was kind of fun.

- It's not over.
- It is now, sucker!

ZBZ wins.
You're not mad, are you?

Your dad could walk in
and I could not care less.

Chicken Legs One,
are you in there? Are you alive?

No, I'm dead and I'm loving it.
Go away!

You wanna
do it again, Jackal?

Yes... Chicken Legs One.

Pop quiz, hotshot.

having sex with Jordan,

or shooting her and winning beer
money for your brothers?

- Well...
- If she had
a square jaw and biceps.

I know. We haven't had
a debate this lively since

"What's the difference between
a chipmunk and a squirrel?"
Remember?

Oh, my God!
We won Gotcha!

Oh, my God!
How did that happen?

Thanks to me keeping
Jordan alive all week,

she was able to
shoot Rusty and then they...

Ew. Never mind. We won!

This'll totally help us
with Greek Blue Ribbon.

- Does this also help you
with my "nameless slut" thing?
- Not at all, you.

OK. Thank you, everyone,
for coming out
to support our CRU Titans!

But before we show off
our school spirit,

please be sure to
drop your clothing
into the boxes provided.

Every donation benefits the
local Cyprus Homeless Shelter.

IFC and Pan-Hellenic Council,
thank you for your support.

- Congratulations, ZBZ.
- Thank you.

- Are you happy now?
- Does it matter
to you how I feel?

- I guess not.
- Then why ask?

It's good
for everyone.

You know,
it's good for the homeless.
And it's a good start for you.

So do you wanna...?

Yeah, no.
I'm not doing that.

Yay! You did it!
And it's all important.

I guess everything
turned out OK.

Better than OK. Jessica L. said
she'd take over Pan-Hellenic
now that you've quit.

I'm not quitting.

I'm just getting started.

OK, then.

OK, everybody!

We're a couple of minutes away
from the 61st annual...

Oh!

You're looking
undie-tastic, Case.

- Nice to see you
kicking ass on Pan-Hellenic.
- Yeah.

- Watch out, world.
- And you watch out
for manholes.

Manholes? I...

Remember, ladies,
keep your hands to yourself
unless you're running past me.

On your mark.

Get set.

Go!

♪ We're running ♪♪