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- Previously on Greek:
- What are the guns for?
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For Gotcha, the Omega Chis'
campus assassin game.
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The object of
the game is to eliminate
your assigned target.
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- Didn't break your
purity pledge, huh?
- Nope. Aren't you proud?
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I had sex with Sheila.
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I saw Rebecca having
a lot of fun last night.
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- With who?
- It was hard to tell,
given his face was in her mouth.
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- Who's the mystery man?
- You're a good kisser.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are we doing?
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Without extra credit,
D on my midterm,
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- which is 20 percent
of our grade...
- Yeah.
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...my average is still a low C.
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Max told me everything.
You admitted you weren't
over Casey.
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Stop. Cappie and I
aren't getting together. Are we?
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- It's so quiet in here.
- Shh!
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Sorry.
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- They're making sure
I get my studying done.
- Oh. Totally Silent Charades.
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They've been
playing for hours.
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Must be nice to have that kind
of leisure time, am I right?
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Between my Guitar Hero
tournaments, tennis lessons,
drinking, gardening,
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I am booked solid, Spitter.
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- Is that tea?
- Boo Berry Banana Blast punch.
I warmed it up.
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- And you're reading
Jodi Picoult?
- Oh. It's for Booktacular:
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The book club
Dale and I started.
We're meeting tomorrow
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and I'm halfway through.
The one daughter needs
the other daughter's kidney.
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It's a big dilemma.
Lot of angst.
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- Sounds like you and my sister.
- Far as I know, Casey and I
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- both have two working kidneys.
- No, I mean the angst.
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No angst on my end.
Why would there be?
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Yeah, I guess
you turned her down.
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- How's she doing?
- Busy getting ready
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for ZBZ
Father/Daughter Weekend.
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"Get your grill on."
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Jordan invited me.
She wants me to meet her dad.
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Already. I mean,
we haven't even, you know...
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The dad, huh?
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- Sorry about that, Spitter.
- Why? She said
he's really nice.
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Just a regular guy.
I'm supposed to call him Jack.
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- It's gonna be great.
- It's gonna
be awkward at best.
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At worst, there's gonna
be a heated argument,
culminating in a standoff,
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gunfire and one or more people
are gonna lose a kidney.
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Or I've just been reading
too much Jodi Picoult.
Never mind. It'll be fine, OK?
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What father wouldn't be thrilled
to have you date his daughter?
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I know!
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Oh!
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- Gotcha!
- I hate this game!
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Sorry, Laura.
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How do we explain that she's
not in the sorority anymore?
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It's Beth. I couldn't explain
Daylight Savings Time to her.
It's easier to let her stay.
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- What if her dad shows up
for Father/Daughter weekend?
- Oh.
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Last thing we need
is another dad. Every year,
all the dads care about
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is the flag football game.
You'd think they were
at NFL fantasy camp
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instead of playing
against frat guys.
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Not just any frat guys.
The best athletes on the row.
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Calvin's playing this year,
so I made banners
for both him and my dad.
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- You're weird, Ash.
- Why? 'Cause I like my dad?
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Because you text
your dad every day.
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You asked him to be
your Facebook friend.
That's weird.
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My dad hasn't talked
to me about anything except
the weather since I got boobs.
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Well, with my dad, infidelity
with hookers is always
a conversational option.
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- Can't wait!
- That sucks.
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He did just finish a two-week
intensive therapy retreat.
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With colonic cleanse.
He claims he's a changed man.
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This is all so sad!
I tell my dad everything.
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He knew about me
and Fisher hooking up
before you guys did.
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- And I told him
about you and Evan.
- Yeah, Evan.
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You know, there are
other guys on this campus.
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Relax. It's not like
you kissed someone else's
boyfriend this time.
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But I have to ask, how the
hell did that even happen?
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Oh, the usual way.
Tequila shots.
You know how it is.
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What do you mean?
Evan hasn't touched tequila
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since the Human Piñata
Mixer sophomore year.
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I mean, I did too many
shots and kissed him.
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I thought you said
he kissed you.
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- That's what I meant.
- So why are you so nervous,
Rebecca?
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Not nervous. In a hurry.
Study session later.
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Hey, Fisher, looks like Rebecca
wants seconds of that sausage.
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She can't seem to cram it
in her mouth fast enough.
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Whoops.
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Sorry about that.
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Oh, my God! Um... Ahem.
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Yum,
spicy sausage! Mm.
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Um, Fisher, can I
talk to you for a sec?
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Uh, yeah, sure. I'm kind
of busy right now, but...
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- It's just...
- Hi, guys! What's going on?
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I just had
a question for Fisher.
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Really?
What's the question?
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- Why do you care?
- I'm a curious person, Casey.
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So am I. I'm curious
if the two of you
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have something to hide about
the End of the World party.
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Something disgusting you
should be totally ashamed of?
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- Of course not.
- We just kissed, OK?
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I can't believe this.
I can't believe you
would do this to Ashleigh.
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- It was a total accident.
- It'll never happen again.
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We were drunk,
Rebecca kissed me,
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and as soon as I realized,
I stopped.
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Wow.
Way to take responsibility.
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And you. After everything
that she's done for you?
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- I know.
- My God, I'm such a dumbass.
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- Of course she'll
never forgive me for this.
- No, she won't.
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But I'm not going to tell her.
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- You're not?
- I'm just picturing her face.
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She doesn't deserve
to feel that way.
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You guys are the ones who
deserve to live with this.
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All right. I'm gonna take you
at your word, just this once,
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that you love Ash
and this was a huge mistake.
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- Thank you.
- And I am going to assume
that you were drunk
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and didn't know
what you were doing,
and you're not the horrible,
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backstabbing, conniving whorebag
this behavior would imply.
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You really expect me to believe
you're not gonna tell her?
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I guess you'll just
have to trust me.
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What's up
with the jazzy ensemble?
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I could ask you
the same thing.
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I got an important
meeting with my pastor.
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Well, I have an important
meeting with one Mr. Jack Reed,
Jordan's dad.
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I dressed up a little bit
so I don't get judged
as some dumb frat guy.
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Sometimes it's
good to be judged
as harshly as possible.
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Want to talk to me
about something?
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- No judgments.
- You know, don't you?
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What gave it away?
Her slatternly perfume?
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I can't get it off my clothes.
Like she's marked me.
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No, you smell...
the way you always smell.
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Calvin told me.
He's worried about you.
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- That losing your virginity...
- Don't say it!
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I'm sure I'm gonna
feel normal and pure again
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as soon as I talk it out
with Pastor Dan, so...
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Good luck with
your Judgment Day.
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Hi! Dad!
How was your flight?
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- It's good to see you.
- You too. You look great.
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- I bet you know what
I'm gonna say now, right?
- What's that?
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Tire pressure, Case.
Your right rear looks low.
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Might want to take care of it.
I'm just looking out for you.
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- Yeah. So how's Mom?
- Good. How's your brother?
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Good.
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I thought I'd drop you
back at your hotel.
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- I have to finish
setting up for the barbecue.
- Sounds good.
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Good.
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When's the last time
you changed the oil?
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- I just did.
- You can't forget.
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Do you know how important
adequate lubrication is?
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Um...
What I mean is, for instance,
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in your mother's vul...
Volvo...
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What if you broke down
in an unsavory neighborhood?
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- A pretty girl like you.
- Like I said,
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I just got
the oil changed.
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- And I'm an adult,
I can take care of...
- Stop sign. Stop sign!
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Almost out of gas.
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♪ Jammin' ♪
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♪ We jammin' with Jesus, too ♪
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♪ He jammin' with us ♪
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♪ We jammin' with him ♪
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♪ Jammin' ♪
Brother Kettlewell!
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- Are you here
to jam for the Lord?
- No, I didn't bring my guitar.
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I actually just, um, need
to talk to you about... sin.
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Jesus's specialty.
That's what he died for.
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No, I understand that.
Um...
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- So if I sin
and ask for forgiveness...
- Then you're forgiven.
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- Beautiful, isn't it?
- But I had sex!
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With my landlady.
This is a woman I didn't love.
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- I didn't even really like her.
- Brother Kettlewell,
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the Gospel
According to John says
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if we confess our sins,
then He is faithful
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and just to
forgive us our sins,
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and to cleanse us
of all unrighteousness.
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Then how come
I still feel like hell?
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Brother Kettlewell,
Jesus has done His part.
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♪ So don't blame Him
if you still feel bad ♪
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Come on, sing with me.
♪ We're jammin' ♪
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♪ We're jammin'
with Jesus, too ♪♪
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We'd like a taxi, please.
Traveling in style, right?
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Or Casey didn't
want to pick us up.
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Hey, Dad, do you mind
if I try out a few
conversation topics on you?
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- I want to be prepared
for Jordan's dad.
- You're gonna be fine, Rus.
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Remember in high school,
your mother always used to say,
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- "It's too bad Rusty doesn't
have a girlfriend or date..."
- OK...
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"Any parent
would be thrilled to have him
dating their daughter."
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Remember those Friday
nights we all used to hang out?
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How we used to say,
"It's too bad Joan of Arcadia
isn't a real girl,
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'cause Joe Mantegna
and Mary Steenburgen
would've really liked you."
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Oh, that makes me
feel so much better.
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- Cab for Jack Reed!
- Yeah. Jack Reed here.
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- Mr. Reed.
- Yeah.
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I'm, uh,
Jordan's boyfriend, Rusty.
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Oh, Rusty!
Is that right?
How the heck are ya?
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- Call me Jack.
- This is my dad, Russell.
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Russell. Russell, Rusty.
Sensing a theme here.
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That's right!
We try to make it easy.
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Why don't we share a cab over?
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- Great.
- Yeah. A little scrawny
for a cornerback, huh?
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Must make up
for it in speed.
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- Come on!
- Wait a minute.
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You have a girlfriend
and you're playing football?
That's my Rus.
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No. He thinks
I'm her ex-boyfriend.
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- Let's move it.
- I killed again last night.
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I hope you mean
in the game.
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I feel bad because he thought
we were going on a date.
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- But then I got him!
- Guess he shouldn't
have trusted you.
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He didn't mind though.
I let him touch my right boobie.
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Ash, I have
to tell you something.
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You're probably gonna hate me,
and I wish I never did it,
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but I didn't kiss Evan
at the End of the World Party.
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- I kissed Fisher.
- What?
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That's not funny.
Is that a joke?
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I wish it were.
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- You kissed Fisher?
- I'm sorry, Ash.
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It was just a kiss.
Oh, yeah, and one more thing:
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Casey found out,
but didn't tell.
She wanted to keep it a secret.
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- What?
- What?
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What?
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Where should
I put these buns?
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Ashleigh! There's my girl!
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- Dad.
- Hey!
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Ash, I can explain
this whole situation.
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- Did you kiss her?
- Rebecca kissed me,
and I stopped her.
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- It will never happen again.
- Welcome to ZBZ.
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Never speak to me again.
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Ash, can I...? Will you
listen to me for one minute?
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Here they are, the BFFs!
Casey and Ashleigh!
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Senior year! What are you guys
gonna do without each other?
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Think you're gonna be roomies
out there in the big bad world?
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Oh, I'm not worried, Dad.
I can't wait for graduation.
222
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:02,572
OMG, it's the BBF... Fs.
223
00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:05,015
It's like they've all
been reading Tiger Beat.
224
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,277
- Hey, Dad.
- Hi, Mr. Cartwright.
225
00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:10,520
Hey, kid.
Is that who I think it is?
226
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:16,256
Uh, if you mean Fisher, nope.
227
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,358
Come on, Dad.
Let's go get some food.
228
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:26,866
Sure is,
uh, clear out today.
229
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:33,473
I have so much inside of me
that needs to come out.
230
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,376
Wasn't that part of your
problem before, Dad?
231
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,649
I acknowledge that.
But the key is
constant communication.
232
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That's what I learned
on my retreat.
Confessions of past wrongs
233
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is the way to make
current rights.
234
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:48,959
Ash, can I talk
to you for one...
235
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,321
Get your hands off me.
Welcome, Mr. Logan.
236
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,468
Are you having a fight
with your friend, Becky?
237
00:14:58,468 --> 00:15:02,032
- It's nothing I can't handle.
- Good.
238
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,533
As my art therapist said,
239
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:06,336
"Friends are the glue that
hold our hearts together."
240
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:09,079
I had a best friend once.
241
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:12,042
Then I lured him
into a Ponzi scheme
242
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:16,516
that bankrupted him, and
then I slept with his wife.
243
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,549
I was a bad man, Becky.
244
00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:22,492
Your newfound self-awareness
is really annoying.
245
00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:24,594
I acknowledge that.
246
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,062
Hey, Jordy,
this guy's a Cavs fan.
247
00:15:32,062 --> 00:15:35,505
Great.
248
00:15:35,505 --> 00:15:37,007
First your dad
thinks I'm Andy,
249
00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:40,040
and now he'd clearly rather you
date my gay best friend than me.
250
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,974
Oh, come on.
You know how dads are.
He barely hears a word I say.
251
00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:45,715
Of course
I told him about you.
252
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:48,378
The only thing that registered
in the past two months
253
00:15:48,378 --> 00:15:50,450
were "football player"
and "boyfriend."
254
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,084
Why didn't you tell me
he's such a sports nut?
I could've studied.
255
00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:56,056
You said he was
just a regular guy.
256
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,188
Aren't most regular
guys sports nuts?
257
00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:00,130
- So I'm an irregular guy?
- No!
258
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:04,164
He is gonna love you,
all right? Come on.
259
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,237
Hey, Jordan.
260
00:16:07,237 --> 00:16:12,242
So Cal here once won the
halftime free-throw contest.
Isn't that amazing?
261
00:16:12,242 --> 00:16:15,045
- And Rusty's
his best friend!
- Rusty's my best friend!
262
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:17,407
- Well...
- That's right, sir!
263
00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:22,482
Let me get that.
Don't worry about that.
264
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,056
Oh! That's all right.
That's good.
265
00:16:26,056 --> 00:16:31,021
You know, the first
time I drank tequila,
I spit it out.
266
00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:34,164
- All over a girl.
- Good story.
267
00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:37,627
Oh, but, sir, don't think I'm
some reckless underage drinker.
268
00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:38,998
The reason I spit it out
269
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,102
was because that was
the first time I ever drank.
270
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,235
I'm in the honors
engineering program.
We don't have time to drink.
271
00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:47,077
Leave that to
communications majors...
272
00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,779
Communication majors.
Yes! Like my dad!
273
00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:53,783
Dad, we talk about the
importance of communication
all the time.
274
00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:57,016
Yeah. So you spit your
tequila out all over a girl?
275
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,049
Yes. Like I said,
it was the first time I drank.
276
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:01,421
Can't you hold your liquor?
You're in a frat.
277
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,524
- Yeah, I am!
- Good. Then we'll see what
you got on the field tomorrow?
278
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:09,059
- No, Dad, Rusty's
too busy studying...
- No, I'm not!
279
00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:12,162
- Of course I'm playing.
- All right.
280
00:17:12,162 --> 00:17:14,364
Great. Let's get you
another beer, Dad.
281
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:18,568
Yeah. Can't wait to see
how fast you are off the line.
282
00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:22,342
Yeah, just wait till you see
how fast I am on the line.
283
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,375
Make it stop,
please make it stop.
284
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:33,753
Dale! Hey, what
happened to Booktacular?
285
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:34,824
I waited for an hour.
286
00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:39,058
Can you believe that
after all that, she died?
287
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,132
Hey! That's not
Jodi Picoult!
288
00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,464
Cap, I did the dirty, OK?
289
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,196
I tried to tell you
about it before...
290
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:48,168
- With the landlady?
- Yes.
291
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,340
It was magical... ly
disgusting.
292
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,142
She made noises
like a banshee,
293
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:55,205
like a farm animal
in late-stage labor.
294
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:58,178
Leaving me feeling as soiled
as the veterinarian's glove.
295
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,510
Are you sure
that you did it right?
296
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:03,183
Oh, and now God's mad at you?
297
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,417
Yeah. I asked for forgiveness,
so everything should be fine.
298
00:18:11,621 --> 00:18:14,093
Speaking of things
that are fine...
299
00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:18,228
Hail Mary!
300
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:21,100
- It's Mary-Elyse, actually.
- Oh, a girl with two names.
301
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,204
Yeah, and three gods. What's
the deal with this trinity bunk?
302
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,407
I know that the formalities
of the Catholic Church
can seem daunting,
303
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:31,541
but it offers an ordered path
to salvation that helps
people find the answers
304
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,713
that have eluded them
for centuries.
305
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,747
I have heard your people
dole out some pretty harsh
punishments to sinners.
306
00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:41,391
Only if you've been
very, very bad.
307
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:42,392
You have no idea.
308
00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:43,893
Why don't the
two of you join me
309
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:47,557
at Mass tonight, 9pm,
Saint Ignatius Full of Sorrow?
310
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,463
All right. I'll be there.
But I'm not doing any kneeling.
311
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,436
Oh, don't worry, I will.
312
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,611
Look, she told me she was 18,
313
00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:04,674
but I knew she was lying.
I acknowledge that.
314
00:19:04,674 --> 00:19:08,518
- Now the other girl...
- Sorry, Dad, Casey's
gotta yell at me. Gotta go!
315
00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:10,820
Uh, I was gonna make up
something polite, but OK.
316
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:14,324
I assume you're wondering
why I told Ashleigh the truth.
317
00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,726
Uh, yeah. That was the first
thing I was going to yell.
318
00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:20,390
I didn't trust you not
to tell her sooner or later.
You tell each other everything.
319
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,532
As for the second thing
I'm going to yell...
320
00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:24,264
Why'd I drag you into it?
321
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,696
Simple. Ashleigh's kind
of the best friend I have.
322
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:29,199
I know I screwed up and
she may never forgive me.
323
00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:30,800
But I figured if
she's mad at both of us,
324
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,403
it'd take a little
of the heat off me.
325
00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:35,905
I know, right?
I'm kinda brilliant.
326
00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:38,177
And kind of evil!
You realize what you've done?
327
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,510
Ashleigh isn't like you,
or even me.
328
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,382
She's all heart.
This could destroy her.
329
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,484
Let's go, girls.
330
00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:52,862
And now, the time has come
for the ZBZ Father/Daughter
Welcome Song!
331
00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:01,571
♪ Oh, Daddy, Daddy ♪
332
00:20:01,571 --> 00:20:03,903
♪ I once sat on your knee ♪
333
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,406
♪ And I still remember ♪
334
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,878
♪ The lessons you taught me ♪
335
00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,810
♪ Like always
eat your vegetables ♪
336
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,982
♪ But first
you must give thanks ♪
337
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:14,584
♪ Like never tell a lie ♪
338
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:18,318
♪ Unless you want to die ♪
339
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,990
- Those aren't the words...
- ♪ Like never trust a slut ♪
340
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,323
♪ Who has a big ol' butt ♪
341
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,629
I do not have
a big ol' butt!
342
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,830
You do have
a big mouth, though.
343
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,533
All right. Let's settle
this right now, you and me!
344
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,235
- Yeah, bitch.
- You're the bitch.
345
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,007
- You're both bitches!
- Oh!
346
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,549
Anyone else
turned on right now?
347
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,021
What? Those aren't my daughters.
348
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:57,857
We're supposed to be sisters!
349
00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:17,777
Girls, we can't help if you
don't tell us what's wrong.
350
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,380
Is it possible that
there's something going on
351
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,552
that may have put all
three of you in bad moods?
352
00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:24,884
Something... in the body?
353
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,286
I read that when
girls live together...
354
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,789
No, Dad,
it's not our periods.
355
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,721
OK. Well, if it's
not hormonal,
356
00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:34,293
why can't the three of you
just talk it out?
357
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,796
Sounds good to me.
358
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,828
I don't have anything
to talk to you about.
359
00:21:38,828 --> 00:21:41,771
You kissed my boyfriend.
And you hid it from me.
360
00:21:41,771 --> 00:21:44,073
Wait. Fisher? Where does
he live? I will kick his ass!
361
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:45,975
- Sit down, Dad.
- OK.
362
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:49,409
Becky, are you self-sabotaging
again? Please don't let
363
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,710
our unstable relationship
364
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,842
sully your ability
to form lasting bonds.
365
00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:55,545
- Shut up, Dad.
- - Your dad is right, Rebecca.
366
00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:58,918
You should learn
to keep your hands off
other girls' boyfriends.
367
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:02,592
- You kept your hands off
Cappie during spring break?
- You were broken up.
368
00:22:02,592 --> 00:22:05,094
- And we only kissed.
- I only kissed Fisher!
369
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:07,827
- We weren't broken up.
- And you slept with Evan!
370
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,029
At least I didn't sleep
with a 16-year-old!
371
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:14,704
- OMD.
- You know what? I didn't
betray either one of you.
372
00:22:14,704 --> 00:22:18,337
- And I never would.
- Casey, do you think
it might be a good idea
373
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,871
- to go apologize to Ashleigh?
- Dad, I'm not a child!
374
00:22:23,913 --> 00:22:26,576
Becky, I beg you,
call my hypnotherapist.
375
00:22:26,576 --> 00:22:29,348
You need to deal with your
narcissistic attention-seeking.
376
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,782
I am not gonna be lectured by a
man who missed my ballet recital
377
00:22:32,782 --> 00:22:36,926
because he was
busy filibustering
a legislative aide.
378
00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:43,062
Well, that didn't go as well
as could be expected.
379
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,995
For what it's worth,
I was thinking the same thing.
380
00:22:45,995 --> 00:22:49,769
- About the periods and bodies.
- Women and their emotions!
381
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,871
ROFL.
382
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:55,104
I did get the impression
Ashleigh was a little bit
hyper-emotional.
383
00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:57,006
We're just talking
about a little kiss.
384
00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:59,979
Whoa, whoa. My daughter
is the victim here.
385
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:03,783
Victim? Do we really need to use
politically-correct language?
386
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,887
I will use whatever language
I want when talking about your
daughter betraying my daughter.
387
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,691
All right, let's just
calm down right now!
388
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:14,093
But Ken,
you have to admit,
389
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,895
when it comes
to Rebecca,
390
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:19,028
the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree. Right?
391
00:23:22,972 --> 00:23:24,774
Oops.
392
00:23:24,774 --> 00:23:27,877
Your daughter should have
told my daughter the truth.
393
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:36,045
I've never been talked to
in such a displeasing manner.
394
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,553
I suck at football.
You gotta help me think of a way out of this game.
395
00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:46,025
But it's gotta be
a manly way.
396
00:23:48,057 --> 00:23:50,900
How about tomorrow you say
we went bungee jumping,
397
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,833
I got injured
trying to rescue you.
That sounds bad-ass, right?
398
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,935
OK. Don't sweat
the game, Rusty.
399
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,166
Is that some kind
of sports lingo?
400
00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:58,568
If it is, I don't get it.
401
00:23:58,568 --> 00:24:01,541
Every year, the fraternity
team throws the game.
402
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,713
That means
we let the dads win.
403
00:24:03,713 --> 00:24:07,016
Makes them feel
young and virile
for a brief, shining moment,
404
00:24:07,016 --> 00:24:10,079
until they go back to
aging wives and unrewarding
white-collar jobs,
405
00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:13,883
- counting the days
until retirement.
- So I have to help you lose?
406
00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:15,985
- I can do that.
- Yes.
407
00:24:15,985 --> 00:24:18,688
Your total lack of athletic
prowess will fit right in.
408
00:24:18,688 --> 00:24:22,191
Now go pay attention
to your girlfriend instead
of obsessing about her dad.
409
00:24:22,191 --> 00:24:24,534
Thanks, Cal.
410
00:24:26,636 --> 00:24:28,968
- Oh, Rus. Rus.
- Yeah?
411
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,100
- Don't let him see you run.
- OK.
412
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:34,774
Nice.
413
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,760
I'm such an idiot.
414
00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:55,665
You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.
415
00:24:55,665 --> 00:24:58,167
I find that a little hard
to believe right now.
416
00:24:58,167 --> 00:25:01,731
I was drunk.
And I screwed up big time.
417
00:25:01,731 --> 00:25:04,704
I didn't even know what was
happening until it happened.
418
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,036
Believe me, if there was any way
I could take it back...
419
00:25:07,036 --> 00:25:10,610
But that's the problem.
I can't believe you anymore.
420
00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:14,083
When someone cheats on me,
then it's over.
421
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:20,690
Even if it was just a kiss?
I thought we really had
something great together.
422
00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:23,022
We still can. Please?
423
00:25:28,097 --> 00:25:31,561
How can I trust you again?
I can't.
424
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:46,545
You know, the idolatry
wasn't nearly as
distracting as I'd imagined.
425
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,078
- I'm glad you guys
enjoyed Mass.
- Absolutely.
426
00:25:49,078 --> 00:25:52,952
The priest gave me a bunch of
Hail Marys to atone for my sin.
Plus, the beads.
427
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,253
Have any
literature on flogging?
428
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:56,686
Uh, Mary-Elyse,
we should we get out of here.
429
00:25:56,686 --> 00:25:59,729
No. Hold on, buddy.
I got a few more
questions for Mary-Elyse.
430
00:25:59,729 --> 00:26:03,332
Hey. What say we go get a cup
of coffee and really
dig deep into Vatican II?
431
00:26:03,332 --> 00:26:06,035
- Um, sure...
- Fantastic.
432
00:26:06,035 --> 00:26:08,297
Uh, excuse me. Sorry.
433
00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:11,901
Listen, I need
Mary-Elyse for the night.
You can have her tomorrow.
434
00:26:11,901 --> 00:26:13,903
- What kind of sucker
do you take me for?
- No.
435
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:17,006
My spiritual needs
outweigh carnal ones.
She's mine tonight.
436
00:26:17,006 --> 00:26:20,149
Dale, I know we agreed
our friendship benefits
437
00:26:20,149 --> 00:26:22,151
from avoiding expression
of deep emotions.
438
00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:26,956
Yeah. Agreed,
especially due to our shared
past with the same woman.
439
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,720
Casey.
440
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,723
- Casey Cartwright.
- Right. Um...
441
00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:38,197
But look. The truth is
I'm in a little bit of a funk.
442
00:26:41,831 --> 00:26:44,834
- All right, just go.
- Yes! Bless you.
443
00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:47,036
Hey... come on.
444
00:26:48,938 --> 00:26:50,980
After you.
445
00:27:14,864 --> 00:27:16,906
We have to talk about this.
446
00:27:16,906 --> 00:27:20,970
You're my best friend. I hate
to see you hurt like this.
447
00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:25,114
That's why
I didn't tell you.
I was trying to protect you.
448
00:27:25,114 --> 00:27:27,947
- You're such a good person...
- I'm a good person.
449
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:31,380
That doesn't make me
incapable of handling this.
450
00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:35,024
I know that.
451
00:27:35,024 --> 00:27:37,727
- Ash, I was just...
- I dumped Fisher.
452
00:27:37,727 --> 00:27:39,058
Really?
453
00:27:40,289 --> 00:27:43,062
Are you sure?
It was just a kiss.
454
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,194
Case, I'm not
exactly like you.
455
00:27:45,194 --> 00:27:49,839
I guess I'm not cool enough
to stay with my boyfriend
after he cheats on me.
456
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:52,271
- It's not always that simple.
- Well, for me, it is.
457
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,154
Gotcha!
458
00:28:24,073 --> 00:28:27,837
- I have one question.
- Yeah, I have
some in the drawer.
459
00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:29,979
What? Really?
460
00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:33,112
OK.
461
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:36,816
But I actually wanted
to ask you if you think
your dad was impressed
462
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:40,389
- that I was gonna play
in the game tomorrow.
- Seriously?
463
00:28:40,389 --> 00:28:42,852
I don't want to talk
about my dad right now.
464
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,967
I'm sorry. I don't know
what I was thinking.
465
00:29:09,178 --> 00:29:12,081
Hey, sweetie,
I think I left my...
466
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:23,032
What the hell are you
doing to my daughter?
467
00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:57,897
Sir, I just want to apologize
again for last night.
468
00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,398
- Yeah.
- I know what it looked like,
469
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:00,930
but I was
giving her a back rub.
470
00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:03,102
I know exactly
what you were rubbing.
471
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:06,235
Now how about we settle this
on the field, Cartwright?
472
00:30:06,235 --> 00:30:09,278
- I'm fine right here.
- What's the matter, you scared?
473
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,212
Because I'm about
to bring the pain.
474
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:19,949
Sounds good.
Can't wait!
475
00:30:19,949 --> 00:30:23,122
Good!
I'll see you out there.
476
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,133
Ready for the big game?
477
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,436
Ready as I'll ever be.
Sorry for, uh,
butting in yesterday.
478
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:41,010
Uh... I know that was
none of my business.
479
00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:44,944
- Yeah.
- You know, if you curl
your fingers up as you cut,
480
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,316
you're less likely
to get nicked.
You want to be careful.
481
00:30:47,316 --> 00:30:51,150
I am careful. Why is it
so hard for you to trust
that I know what I'm doing?
482
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:54,083
You'll always
be my little girl.
483
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:57,626
If I had my way, I'd always
be able to protect you
as easily as I could back then.
484
00:30:57,626 --> 00:31:01,130
But the good thing about
growing up is that you
taught me to protect myself.
485
00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:03,862
When you baby me,
it makes me feel
like you think I'm an idiot.
486
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,465
- I don't
think you're an idiot.
- But you make me feel that way.
487
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,037
I'm just trying
to protect you,
488
00:31:08,037 --> 00:31:10,900
just like you were
trying to protect Ashleigh.
489
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,279
Ah!
What a wonderful world.
490
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:23,082
If I was one of those
douchebags who say,
"I'm high on life,"
491
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,383
I'd say it right now.
492
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,885
Hey, have you talked
to Mary-Elyse today?
493
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:30,319
I left her a few messages. I
think I got a bum set of beads.
494
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,161
I was rubbing these
up and down all night,
495
00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:34,263
and I feel just as
impure as before.
496
00:31:34,263 --> 00:31:40,129
Now that you mention it,
I'm waiting for the lovely M-E
to return my calls.
497
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,133
And speaking
of the angel...
498
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:49,979
- Should I buy a hair shirt?
- How about a date?
499
00:31:49,979 --> 00:31:52,481
Excuse me for a moment. Um...
500
00:31:52,481 --> 00:31:54,283
You're kind of smothering me.
501
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,087
Both of you.
502
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,550
- You're cute.
- Thank you.
503
00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:04,523
But leaving me five messages
since last night?
504
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,525
That's creepy.
505
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:11,000
As for your messages, Dale,
506
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,202
I didn't appreciate
your threatening tone.
507
00:32:13,202 --> 00:32:15,064
Maybe you're not
Catholic material.
508
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,376
"Grown men" on three! Let's go!
One, two, three!
509
00:32:27,376 --> 00:32:29,418
- Grown men!
- Let's go!
510
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,132
Ready, set, hut, hut, hut!
511
00:32:46,235 --> 00:32:47,336
Come on!
512
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,371
Here! Come on!
513
00:32:54,543 --> 00:32:55,744
I'm open!
514
00:32:58,107 --> 00:32:59,478
There it is!
515
00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:05,414
What are you doing?
516
00:33:05,414 --> 00:33:07,756
Uh... fumble!
Time out!
517
00:33:07,756 --> 00:33:12,061
- What the hell was that?
- Dumb call! Are you blind?
518
00:33:12,061 --> 00:33:14,763
Can you see over here?
I'm wide open!
519
00:33:14,763 --> 00:33:18,167
This game is gonna be
harder to throw than we thought.
520
00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:20,069
- Come on. Let's get in.
- It's all right.
521
00:33:20,069 --> 00:33:21,430
- God!
- Don't worry.
522
00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:23,732
Throw it to me.
I was wide open.
523
00:33:23,732 --> 00:33:26,075
- Wide open like your daughter!
- Hey, all right!
524
00:33:26,075 --> 00:33:28,637
Come on! Hey! Let's just
focus on the game here.
525
00:33:28,637 --> 00:33:32,181
Don't patronize me,
Cartwright. Yeah.
526
00:33:32,181 --> 00:33:35,013
Run the same play again.
It's gonna work.
Grown men on three.
527
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,415
- One, two, three.
- Grown men!
528
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,586
Let's go, boys.
529
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:44,723
- Can I sit with you?
- Maybe.
530
00:33:53,162 --> 00:33:56,105
I should have
given you more credit.
531
00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:58,137
Of course you can
take care of yourself.
532
00:33:58,137 --> 00:34:01,340
And of course I should
have told you about Fisher.
533
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:07,346
- I'm so sorry, Ash.
- That's OK.
534
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:11,720
You meant well. And I kind
of need my best friend back,
535
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:15,184
especially since I just had
my heart broken and all.
536
00:34:15,184 --> 00:34:17,426
Oh, Ash. Come here.
537
00:34:20,689 --> 00:34:23,492
- Are we making up now?
- We're still mad at you!
538
00:34:27,496 --> 00:34:30,199
I got it!
539
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:34,743
Come on!
540
00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:39,077
- What's wrong with you?
- Nice one, Dad!
541
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:42,080
- Better luck next time, Rus!
- Eat my dust, Cartwright!
542
00:34:46,715 --> 00:34:49,358
Go, Rusty!
543
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,864
Whoo!
544
00:34:59,868 --> 00:35:02,431
Rusty, no!
It's flag football!
545
00:35:09,878 --> 00:35:12,181
Oh, my...
546
00:35:12,181 --> 00:35:15,144
- Oh, my God!
- Is he OK?
547
00:35:17,486 --> 00:35:19,818
Eat that, Jack!
548
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:22,120
- Is it over? Did we win?
- Rusty, what did you do?
549
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,253
- What?
- My back!
550
00:35:24,253 --> 00:35:27,896
- Honey...
- You OK?
551
00:35:27,896 --> 00:35:31,500
- He frickin' tackled me!
- I know. I saw.
552
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,432
God, what did he do?
553
00:35:39,468 --> 00:35:42,841
Hey. May I have a pitcher
of beer? Thanks.
554
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,143
Right away.
555
00:35:47,476 --> 00:35:50,579
What are you doing here?
You're not a ZBZ dad.
556
00:35:50,579 --> 00:35:53,482
Well, not that I know of.
557
00:35:53,482 --> 00:35:59,358
- Who won the game?
- It was called on account
of a medical emergency.
558
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:02,231
Which, fortunately,
was just a pulled muscle.
559
00:36:02,231 --> 00:36:05,794
Jordan's dad is resting
comfortably, being tended to
by his daughter.
560
00:36:07,196 --> 00:36:11,900
- Rusty tackled him.
- I warned him.
561
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,203
Hemingway? At Dobler's?
562
00:36:14,203 --> 00:36:17,206
New book club selection.
I'm behind.
563
00:36:17,206 --> 00:36:20,249
I keep finding
myself preoccupied.
564
00:36:22,851 --> 00:36:27,486
- Here you go.
- We, uh... We read that
in my freshman lit class.
565
00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:34,223
Tragic love story...
some would say.
566
00:36:34,223 --> 00:36:36,965
Yeah, they just couldn't seem
to get the timing right.
567
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,633
And then he got his junk
blown off in World War I.
See ya, Cap.
568
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,528
Do you think Jordan
will break up with me now
that I almost killed her dad?
569
00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:12,831
When I offered to come
back to his hotel, she said
that wasn't a good idea.
570
00:37:14,703 --> 00:37:17,906
Trying to impress a girl's
father is a losing battle.
571
00:37:17,906 --> 00:37:21,009
It's hard not to be the only man
in your daughter's life.
572
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,875
And it's hard to admit they
need someone else, not you.
573
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:30,819
Why do you think I hated all of
Casey's high school boyfriends?
574
00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:36,955
So are you saying that Jack
is probably just as scared
of me as I am of him?
575
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,628
You did almost
paralyze him, son.
576
00:37:39,628 --> 00:37:41,960
Yeah, that wasn't good.
577
00:37:44,733 --> 00:37:47,996
I would have thrown it to you
if I thought you'd catch it.
578
00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:50,939
It's not about catching.
It's about throwing.
579
00:37:50,939 --> 00:37:53,271
You wouldn't have caught it.
You have sandals.
580
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,944
You're both wrong.
581
00:37:55,944 --> 00:37:57,646
This is ridiculous.
582
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:03,952
Hey! Hey, you guys!
You guys are all adults.
583
00:38:03,952 --> 00:38:08,957
Whatever is going on between
Ashleigh, Rebecca and me
doesn't involve you.
584
00:38:08,957 --> 00:38:11,860
And didn't the fact
that one of your own
got taken down by Rusty
585
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:14,363
remind you that you're
not getting any younger,
586
00:38:14,363 --> 00:38:17,796
and life is too short
to hold a grudge?
587
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,469
Dad, would you
like to start?
588
00:38:20,469 --> 00:38:23,972
Is there something
you want to say to
Mr. Logan and Mr. Howard?
589
00:38:23,972 --> 00:38:26,605
No hard feelings?
590
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:27,976
Well, I'd like to apologize
591
00:38:27,976 --> 00:38:29,978
if I insinuated that
your daughter is, um...
592
00:38:29,978 --> 00:38:32,481
- There's no need
to expand on that!
- OK.
593
00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:34,012
Apology acknowledged.
594
00:38:37,946 --> 00:38:38,947
Well done.
595
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,862
So I don't suppose
I can convince you
596
00:38:53,862 --> 00:38:56,865
that life is too short
to hold a grudge against me?
597
00:38:56,865 --> 00:39:00,839
- For one little kiss?
- Nope.
598
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:03,872
I acknowledge that.
599
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,888
Have I walked into a
transgendered Cathy comic?
600
00:39:19,888 --> 00:39:22,391
Ack.
601
00:39:24,493 --> 00:39:27,796
Guess you're
breaking up with Catholicism?
602
00:39:27,796 --> 00:39:30,539
Don't sweat it. It was
a rebound religion anyway.
603
00:39:30,539 --> 00:39:32,771
Just like Mary-Elyse
was a rebound girl for me.
604
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,803
Who are you
rebounding from?
605
00:39:34,803 --> 00:39:40,378
You know our woman in common?
I think I wasn't over her.
606
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,681
Even though I had
the chance to be with her,
607
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:45,854
- and I didn't take it.
- That is so Casey.
608
00:39:45,854 --> 00:39:48,717
She makes you love her
and then she turns away.
609
00:39:48,717 --> 00:39:54,723
I am in a funk. And I guess book
clubs, tennis, video games, beer
610
00:39:54,723 --> 00:39:59,928
and even the lovely
and treacherous Mary-Elyse
aren't gonna make it easier.
611
00:39:59,928 --> 00:40:02,571
- Word.
- But the important thing is
612
00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:06,505
there's plenty of other girls,
and Gods, in the sea.
613
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:09,878
You know,
I don't want another God.
I just want mine back.
614
00:40:09,878 --> 00:40:12,441
I hear ya.
615
00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:33,932
Saved one of
your favorites.
616
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,464
Red velvet.
617
00:41:14,803 --> 00:41:16,775
I'm sorry I almost
paralyzed your dad.
618
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:20,048
He's fine now. You might
have done him a favor, actually.
619
00:41:20,048 --> 00:41:24,953
- He promised to finally
go get a physical.
- He should thank me then.
620
00:41:24,953 --> 00:41:27,886
Yeah, don't push it.
621
00:41:30,819 --> 00:41:32,961
Do you mind that your dad
doesn't like me?
622
00:41:32,961 --> 00:41:36,995
I think that I like you
enough for the both of us.
623
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:44,032
♪ You are making me feel ♪
624
00:41:44,032 --> 00:41:45,934
♪ Feel like I'm breathing ♪
625
00:41:45,934 --> 00:41:48,276
♪ Breathing
Breathing underwater ♪
626
00:41:48,276 --> 00:41:50,939
♪ Breathing under ♪
627
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,914
♪ I'm breathing under ♪
628
00:41:57,145 --> 00:41:58,647
♪ Breathing
Breathing... ♪
629
00:41:58,647 --> 00:42:00,989
Your dad isn't
gonna stop by, is he?
630
00:42:00,989 --> 00:42:04,723
- I don't think so, but...
- Let's wait until
he goes back to Columbus.
631
00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:06,024
Yeah.
632
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:10,098
♪ Breathing
Breathing underwater ♪
633
00:42:10,098 --> 00:42:13,762
♪ Breathing under ♪♪
634
00:42:15,964 --> 00:42:19,608
So you ready to get your
ol' Dad out of your hair?
635
00:42:19,608 --> 00:42:21,610
I'm gonna miss you, Dad.
636
00:42:21,610 --> 00:42:23,211
I had a lot of fun
with you this weekend.
637
00:42:23,211 --> 00:42:28,947
- Even with all the...
craziness.
- Me too.
638
00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,219
It's not my business, but
did you figure everything out
639
00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:33,722
- with your gal pals?
- More or less.
640
00:42:33,722 --> 00:42:37,956
You know, college,
lots of drama.
641
00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:41,559
Well, don't let
the drama get you down.
642
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:45,063
Ever since you were
a little girl, you've been
able to handle anything.
643
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,095
Now that you're not
a little girl anymore,
644
00:42:47,095 --> 00:42:49,898
the world better
look out for my daughter.
645
00:42:49,898 --> 00:42:54,242
Thanks, Dad. It's nice
you think that about me.
646
00:42:54,242 --> 00:42:55,844
It's the truth.
647
00:43:02,651 --> 00:43:04,012
You sure you
changed that oil?
648
00:43:04,012 --> 00:43:06,615
- Dad!
- Just checking!
649
00:43:13,922 --> 00:43:16,625
- Love you.
- Love you, too.
650
00:43:28,236 --> 00:43:30,178
Crap.
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