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Last season on Greek:

Kappa Tau's having this End of
the World party this weekend.

We'll see what we can do to
get your O-Chem grades back up.

You left.

Aren't you gonna get in
trouble for leaving the lab?

Nah, I'll figure
that out tomorrow.

I've decided I don't
want my trust fund.

Don't play this game
with us, Evan.

We make an agreement,
a pledge to not have sex
with our tempters.

It's the Four Horsemen
of the Apocalypse.

Don't you read the scriptures?
There's gonna be signs.

There is no more I-Kap.
I'm disbanding the house.

I'm leaving.
For real, this time.

I'm in love
with Cappie.

- What are you doing?
- I want to be with you.

Don't ruin things
with Max because of
some fleeting thought.

You don't even
want to try?

- Dumped?
- Casey says it wasn't

'cause of Cappie,
but I know it was.

- How do you know?
- I saw them come out
of a closet together.

And then
she dumped me.

Never pick the girl.
They'll leave you every time.

You can
count on it.

So Casey broke up with
Max because of you.

Let the countdown to
the end of the world begin!

- Six... five... four...
- It's the end
of the world, Cappie.

- What are you gonna do?
- Three... two... one...

You know, it's kind of weird to
watch people while they sleep.

- Sorry.
- No, no, I meant him.

- Jeremy, go to your place.
- Hmm?

- Are you OK?
- What?

- Yeah.
- Still thinking about
Casey and Max?

Do you really think
Cappie's the reason
they broke up?

That's what Max said.

So are, like, Cappie
and Casey dating now?

That's so weird for me.

Let's do something fun
today, just you and me.

We could drive up
to Canyon Lake.

That sounds like...
Crap!

It was just
a suggestion.

No, I have to finish my stupid
O-Chem extra credit today.

You're not gonna get in trouble
for skipping out, are you?

No. Hastings left the lab
before I did.

I just have to show him my
results first thing tomorrow,

which is why I have to get back
to the lab to finish it today.

- OK, well, good luck.
Call me later.
- I will.

Dude!

Get off my hand, dude.

Ouch! Dumb-ass.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Uh, what are you
doing here? Why aren't
you still at Fisher's?

- I came home early
to check on you.
- Oh, uh... thanks, Ash.

So, hitting
the showers?

Uh...

Do you want to
come with me?

Why? What's going on
in our room?

- Is someone else
in there?
- Um...

♪ When you regret ♪

♪ Things that haven't... ♪

Case.

I had a pity party
last night.

Is that salsa?

I may have eaten a box
of frozen taquitos...

...and some cookies,
but they were in the
100-calorie packages,

so I had seven of them.

I also watched the first
hour of Once twice

and the last 45 minutes
of The Notebook once.

But today, I'm great.

So you're OK about Max?
No regrets?

I'm still sad
about Max.

But today is a new day.
That's out of my system,

no dwelling,
no more pity.

I've even decided to stay
positive about Cappie.

I mean, I could sit here,
angst all over myself

about him turning me down,
but who knows?

Maybe when he finds out
that Max and I broke up,

- then...
- Oh... I told him.

Told who what?
What's that?

Last night after you left the
party I found Cappie on the roof

and I told him that
you and Max broke up.

Oh, you did?
And, uh... And?

It was super dramatic.

It was during the countdown
to the end of the party

and everyone's like,
"Eight, seven, six..."

So... I mean,
how'd that go?

Well, he thought
about it...

...a lot.

I actually sat there
for, like, five minutes
until I had to pee, so...

It means he's probably
still thinking.

Well, if... if Cappie wants
to give us another shot,

then... then he
knows where I live.

He can come over here
or call me.

In the meantime
I am just going to...

think about
other things and...

Just in case.

♪ You have felt
the love inside ♪

♪ But now that
it's through ♪

♪ Our sister cat
is broken ♪

♪ We want to fix you ♪

I wasn't sure if
you wanted people
to know or not, but...

It's not like it's
the end of the world.

♪ Nobody loves you ♪

Casey, I'm sorry about
your breakup with Max,

- but it's totally
for the best.
- Thanks, Laura.

I mean, he was a nerd,
but he was hot.

- It was just so confusing.
- Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for that.

Time to get
some guns, girls!

Are we raiding
the Iki house?

Oh, oh...
Um, everyone,

so, last night,
the Ikis disbanded.

Frannie's left the
Greek system for good.

But despite all
the bad things she did,

deep down she
really was a good...

What are the guns
for, then?

It's for Gotcha,

the Omega Chis'
campus assassin game.

- Starts today.
- Ooh!

Here are your dossiers.

"The object of the game
is to eliminate
your assigned target.

If you succeed,
you take their target
and the game continues

until one lone survivor
remains."

"And the winner receives
a party at Dobler's
hosted in their honor

while the winner's
house gets $500

and five points towards
the Greek Blue Ribbon."

"The game starts tonight
at the Dead Man's Party
hosted by Omega Chi."

"Come as your favorite
assassin or spy."

I call Ethel Rosenberg.

OK.

So are you gonna
go tonight?

Uh, I might just
hang around the house.

I got a Gamma Psi.

- No way.
- Who'd you get?

Who do you think?

- Oh.
- Yeah.

- Wanna trade?
- Cappie can come to me.

Or I can hunt him down
tonight.

I need water.

Wow, looks like someone had
a lot of fun last night.

Is "fun" a euphemism
for vodka?

I didn't have
that much fun.

Actually, I saw Rebecca
having a lot of fun last night,

- with a guy.
- No, you didn't.

- Who?
- It was hard to tell,

given his face
was inside her mouth.

Becks,
who's the mystery man?

I'm really not telling
any one of you.

Is that my phone?

Whose phone is that?

I am
the Lord your God,

who brought you out
of the land of Egypt,

out of the house
of slavery.

You shall have no other
gods before me...

- Oh, God.
- It's actually Q
from Star Trek.

Ever since I was a little kid,
I liked to imagine
they sounded the same.

This could
very well be the worst
I've ever felt

in my entire life.

What happened
last night?

You don't remember the party?
Getting frisky with
your buddy Grant?

- Your purity pledge?
- Oh, no.

Grant and I kissed.

If anyone from the
house saw him, he's screwed.

'Cause he didn't want
to come out yet.

Not to mention
how they'll react

having two gay guys
in the house.

I mean, one is fine,

but two is just
a bathhouse.

So you guys didn't
do anything else?

No.

Wait a minute.

The only reason I kissed Grant
is 'cause I saw you

and the landlady
slide into second base.

- What's up with that?
- Well, you know, I've got
really powerful pheromones.

I had to fake a nosebleed
to get out of there.

At least both of us
kept our purity pledges.

Yeah. Hey, whose
pants are those?

Those would be mine.

Oh, God.

Morning!

You're oot and aboot
early this fine Sunday.

Looking for Max, eh?

Yep. I'm a
friend of his.

I was hoping he can let me
into the Chemistry Building

for this lab today.
Have you seen him?

- He left.
- Do you know when
he's coming back?

- Oh, he quit.
- Quit? What,
he quit his RA job?

I think he had to
since he quit
the graduate program.

Oh, in one night?

Oh, yeah. He went back
to England to work with
George Stephanopoulos.

Magda Stephanopoulos.

Did he tell you he was
leaving the country?

- Did you talk to him?
- This morning.

He said there was nothing
here for him anymore.

So he's really gone.

Gee, I'm sorry.

I call
Heaven and Earth to
witness against you today,

that I have set
before you life...

Dale, do you think we can give
Q a rest for a little while?

Yeah.

...that you and your
offspring may live...

You know, school is
a game of averages,

and while I've never had
to average in a "D" before,

maybe it's not
as bad as we think.

So without extra credit,
"D" on my midterm,

even if I make
100 on the final,

which is virtually
impossible...

...my average
is still a low "C."

I should've
listened to you.

Whoever said "Live
every day like it's your
last" is an idiot.

I guess the first rule
of living every day
like the world's gonna end

is to make sure
the world actually ends.

Well, one world
kind of ended.

Even if I get "A's" in
my other honors classes

I'm still gonna drop below
the required 3.5 cum.

So, that's it.

I'm out of the
honors program.

Whoa.

Oh.
Sorry, Rus.

I'm dart gun
shopping.

- What's in the box?
- It's for you.

It's from Max.

Oh.

So you know he and I,
uh, broke up?

Did you know he
went back to England?

He's gone? How?

The grad program only gave him
a temporary leave of absence.

Apparently he's taking a
permanent leave of absence now.

I told you
this would happen.

Scorched-earth,
you know, remember?

He fled the country
because of you.

You can't blame me for that.
It was his own choice.

He was my friend,

and he was the only guy at CRU
who inspired me academically.

And now he's gone.

That's no reason for me to stay
in a relationship with him.

He just wasn't
the right guy for me.

- And Cappie is?
- I'm not with Cappie,
I don't think.

- You don't think?
- Look.

I really am sorry
about Max.

But you can always call him,
e-mail him, Skype him.

I need him today,

'cause I didn't finish my
Grignard project last night.

Grignard? Like that guy
from Entourage?

Maybe I can help.

Yeah, Case, you can help me
with my Organic Chemistry report

on the guy
from Entourage.

Forget it.

There's gotta be
something you can do.

Is it too late to drop the
class or take an incomplete?

I looked into
all that.

Gentlemen, if we
want to dominate at Gotcha,

then you pukes need all
the practice you can get.

- Yeah!
- Marksmen, on your... marks.

Aim... fire at
Wil... bur.

Suck it, Wilbur!

That's two points for
Pickle, zero for Spitter.

Have you talked to
Cappie about this?
He might be able to help.

The last thing
I need is his help.

- Spitter's disqualified.
- What?

- Pickle wins.
- Yeah! Ha ha!

- Why'd you shoot an old lady?
- How are you an old lady?

Spitter's right. You could've
been a serial killer

dressed to look like an
old lady, for all he knew.

Haven't you seen
Steel Magnolias?

I don't think that's what
that movie was about, Cap.

No, but if you imagine they're
secret homicidal maniacs

it's much more enjoyable.
Cut Spitter some slack.

Everything OK,
Spitter?

You seem kind of...
clenched.

I'm fine. I wish I could
say the same for Max.

Yeah. I heard they broke up
last night. How's she doing?

Well, we all made
choices last night

and we just have to live
with those consequences.

I guess you're right.

Hey, Beav,
I'm up next.

So, you really don't remember
what happened last night?

The sex was pretty
incredible, right?

Uh, no, I totally remember.
Um, just a little hazy, is all.

But, yeah,
last night was great.

Then you remember what
you said, about fate?

Fate? Yeah.

And eternity?

Eternity? Really?

I know you seem pretty intent
on a small ceremony,

but I wouldn't mind
a big wedding in Maui,

with our friends
and family.

OK, there's no way
that we talked about that.

Consider this payback
for telling me Dale's
your boyfriend.

Dude, you suck!

Nothing happened.
We kissed. That was it.

Yeah, at a KT party.

Look, we're just gonna
have to be better

and try to keep it quiet
if this is gonna continue, OK?

Is this
gonna continue?

Hey!

What happened to you guys last
night? You didn't come home.

Nothing happened!
I stayed at Rusty's,

and Grant stayed someplace
completely different.

Well, we have
a busy day.

I'm gonna take care
of the deposit

on the booze
for tonight.

- Grant, grab some pledges,
go pick it up this afternoon?
- Sure.

You got it.

Maybe later
tonight's better.

Yeah. It's a date.

Sorta.

Hey, Case? Whoa!

Want a cat? Please?

I'm all good, thanks.
Ooo, you're all dressed up.

Oh, yeah. I need to find a
sexy spy costume for tonight.

Do you think I can pull off
this La Femme Nikita chick
without the creepy '80s hair?

Hey, Case, I talked to
Rusty and I'm a little
worried about him.

Oh, don't be. He always sounds
like that when he breathes.

You get used to it.

No, I think he might
be in trouble.

Um, and I think I'm the last
person he wants any help from.

- Chocolate?
- It's about polymer science.

Really, the last
person that...

He got a "D"
on his O-Chem midterm

and he's probably gonna fail
out of the honors program.

- Uh, fail out?
- He had a chance
to make up for it

with this
extra credit project,

but he skipped out on
that to go to the party.

I'm really worried
about him.

He's gotta get into the lab
and finish it tonight.

- Tonight?
- We could both use help
from our big sis.

So Fisher and I are going
to the Dead Man's Party

as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Which should be
pretty easy for me

since I already have plenty of
dresses that show off my boobs.

Hey, you could go
as Angelina Jolie in Wanted.

What's the difference
between Angelina Jolie
in Mr. and Mrs. Smith

and Angelina Jolie
in Wanted?

Eh, four kids,
maybe five.

I'm thinking
Sydney Bristow.

Ooh! You know what I always
loved about Sydney Bristow?

Her double life. It must
have been pretty hard for her

to have to keep all those
secrets from her friends,

her really close friends...

...who she goes
shopping with.

Nice try.

I'm still not telling
you who the guy was.

- I need cash.
- I need coffee.

But I'm not giving up,
Becks. I will not rest

until I find out who
your mystery man is.

- Hey.
- Was she talking about
your Gotcha target?

I wish.

How's your bank account zero?

I don't know. Must be some
weird bank failure thing.

Banks have been failing
all over these days.

What's going on?
You can talk to me.

- OK. You remember homecoming?
- Mm-hmm.

My parent problems?
Well...

...I gave up
my trust fund.

What the hell is wrong
with you? Are you an idiot?

I thought you, of all
people, would understand.

Oh, my God,
you're poor.

Not completely.

I have some separate
accounts, my credit cards.

- I'm gonna be fine.
- For how long?

Good question.

Do you need some cash now?
I could help you out.

Uh... I do.

I need some cash for the deposit
on the kegs for tonight.

I could pay you
back later.

Actually, if I could
trouble you for a favor,

we could call it even.
What do you think?

And his sword
shall devour flesh...

...from the long-haired
heads of the enemies.

Rejoice in Him, O heavens!
Bow down to Him...

What the hell is that?

It's Q from Star Trek.

I've grown to find him
oddly calming.

I talked to Jordan and she told
me about the honors program

and I'm here to help.

I know how important
this is to you,

and the fact is, when you
want something bad enough

you'd do anything
you can to get it.

And it shouldn't take
all day to figure it out.

Look, I'm fine with it.

You made one hasty decision
without considering
the repercussions.

- Don't let it ruin your future.
- No offense, but how
are you gonna help me?

Well, I may not know anything
about organic chemistry,

but I know I can get you
into that building.

I don't...
No, I don't know.

Rusty, stop wasting time.
Get your coat and let's go, now.

You know you sounded
like Mom just now?

Yeah, yeah. I know, and I'm
freaking out about it, OK?

Did you two call to have
the building opened?

Yes. My brother here
forgot his medication.

Yeah, he does look
a little sickly.

Yeah, he's, uh,
hypoglycemic.

That's why
he looks that way.

I'm hypoglycemic,
not deaf.

Rusty, I think you're
looking a little flush,

like you might go
into shock.

- Uh, I don't think I am.
- Trust me.

I think you are.

Oh, oh.

You know, I think I'm feeling
a little light-headed.

Let me look in my bag
for a candy bar.

Whoa, hold on.
I've got a candy bar.

Really?

Here. Eat this.

- Eat this.
- Why?

Uh, listen to him, Rusty.
He's a professional.

Oh, God! OK.

- Ohh!
- Wow.

- Ugh!
- Mmm.

Yeah, eat that.

Uh, I think... I think
that did the trick.

- He's looking much better now.
- - Really?

Yes. Yeah.
It comes and goes.

Thank you so much for your help.
I'm gonna take him to the
Student Health Center.

Thank you. Thank you.

You were great. You were
so awesome. Thank you.

Check you later.

Oh, God!

Look at all
of these keys.

You'd think
at a science building

they'd have fingerprint
scanners or something.

- If we need his fingerprints,
we can get 'em off my tongue.
- Eww!

OK. This might
take a while.

- Hey, Cap.
- Daley.

- Uh...
- Oh, thank you, pledge.

It's my costume for the
Dead Man's Party tonight.

Aren't you a little wore out
from last night's party?

Yeah. So?

Anyway, uh,

I know you seem to
help Rusty out a lot

with matters
of the heart...

You know, I'm glad
you mentioned Rusty.

He's been moodier
than usual today.

Is there like an engineering
menses or something?

Only when you're flunking out
of the program like he is.

- Since when? Why didn't
I know about this?
- I don't know.

I figure he used to talk to Max
more about that kind of thing.

I don't know. Back to my
problem, I'm having a...

Used to?

Yeah. Yeah, Maxi Pad
skipped the country.

What?! Since when? Why didn't
I know about this, either?

- I...
- Did you... Did you
just say "Maxi Pad"?

- Yeah.
- That is still funny.

Yeah, I know. Yeah,
he left town this morning.

Where's Rusty now?

He left me a note.
Seems he's gonna try to get
into the chem lab tonight.

But, uh, the thing
that I'm dealing with...

I gotta go. If you could
finish up here...

I'm not even positive
what this is.

Kinda having a
personal crisis.

- If I could just
have a minute...
- You look good.

Thanks.

Hi. Uh, delivery
for Rebecca Logan.

Ooo! Rebecca got flowers!

What?

You got flowers? I bet
they're from the mystery guy.

No! Don't!

"R. Last night was amazing."
Signed, "E.C."

Who's E.C.?

Eric Chapman,
from Pi Sigma?

Um, no.

- Edward Cullen.
- No. He's
a fictitious character.

Emma Cannon? Is she a lesbian?
Are you a lesbian again?

- It's Evan Chambers!
- Evan Chambers? Really?

You got me.

He and I
made out at the party,

and I know that's bad because
of the whole Casey thing.

You don't have to worry
about Casey and the girl code.

I can think of a million
other reasons you should
want to keep this a secret,

but Casey and Evan
are old news.

So you should do
whatever makes you happy.

Evan's gonna be at the
party tonight. You
should give it a shot.

- OK.
- Now, tell me everything
that happened last night.

God, where to start?

Thanks for letting me
raid your closet, Dale.

You are the only person I know
that might have clothes
resembling Austin Powers.

Thanks.

So you really didn't
end up breaking your
purity pledge at all?

Nope. Aren't you
proud of me?

- The proudest.
- Doesn't mean I'm not
going to, though.

I really like Grant.
He's awesome.

- We're gonna give it a shot.
- What about the house
and the brothers?

Well, just have
to keep it quiet.

I did it last year
with Heath.

Come to think of it,
I'm pretty good
at sneaking around.

Maybe I could be
a real assassin.

Listen, do you know anything
about the Four Horsemen
of the Apocalypse?

Yes, Dale,
and I get it.

I'm going to hell twice
for being gay

and for having
pre-marital sex.

Hey, you know what? If the
U.S. legalizes gay marriage

and Grant and I get married,
am I safe on one of those?

I had sex with Sheila.

I was at that
stupid party,

and everybody was talking
about the end of the world
and the apocalypse,

blah blah blah,
and it was like every
Easter Sunday back home.

You know, I was surrounded
by all that partying.

I just kept thinking,
what if the world
really does end?

I'd die a virgin.

Did you ever have thoughts
like that before you had sex?

And then I saw the Four
Horsemen... I thought
it was the Four Horsemen.

I realize now
the more obvious answer

is it's probably just
mounted campus security

and not the sixth sign
of the apocalypse.

But, you know,
I digress.

And then I heard His voice...
Well, Q's voice...

...telling me
it was OK.

So while you and Grant
stayed back at the party
and boozed it up,

me and Sheila came back
here and we did it.

She was gone before
you even got back.

No, it's OK.
I washed the sheets
nine times today.

But... you know, the thing is,
it wasn't the horsemen or Q

or anybody else
that made me do it.

I think I was looking
for any possible reason to
do it because I wanted to.

And now I wish I wouldn't have
because sex changes everything

and... and you cannot
change it back.

You tried
that one already.

Nope. This is
taking forever.

Yeah.

Oh, I got it!

Wait, I just...

Yeah, now we gotta
start over.

Sorry.

It's Jordan. She just texted me
to see how we're doing.

So what happened
with your grades?

I don't know. I guess
I got a little distracted.

- You must really like her.
- Jordan's great.

What I like most is the way
I feel when I'm with her.

Do you mean sexually?

Well, we haven't
exactly...

OK, no physical stuff.

Sorry.

Since we started dating,

I kinda feel like that guy
who doesn't have to think
about studying all the time.

Like, I could just
hang out at the KT house

with my arm
around my girl.

Just have fun, you know?
And that's it.

But you're not
that guy.

Thanks, Case.

No... No, I mean...

Any guy can be that guy.
You're the amalgam, remember?

You can't give up
one for the other.

Like you gave up Max
for Cappie.

I didn't give up Max
for Cappie.

I just realized he and I
were too different.

Are you bummed
about Max?

I really wanted it
to work out with us.

He's a really
good guy.

Well,
he did kind of leave

without saying
goodbye, though.

Well, sometimes
guys leave, Rus.

Sometimes they
never show up.

- My nose.
- Case?

Hey.

You guys know the windows
are open in here, right?

Come on.

- Get back here, Bond!
- Hey! No killing
till midnight.

♪ With a dead man
Dead man ♪

I need your help.
Ashleigh saw the flowers

and got the impression
that I liked you.

You know, you don't have
to sound so grossed out
when you say that.

So, she's coming here tonight
thinking that we like each other

and this is our
first date or something.

Help me, just
for an hour or two.

- What's in it for me?
- I already paid you once.

You paid me for the flowers.
This is completely different.

I'm spending an
evening with you

when I could be
hitting on other girls.

I'll pay you,
because I, unlike you,

am not an insecure mess when it
comes to flaunting my money.

Hey, guys.

Sydney Bristow.
Great costume.

And Evan, you're...

...wearing
Banana Republic.

I'm Jason Bourne.

I'm not a big costume guy.

Yeah. You would've thought for
your own house's costume party

you would've put forth a little
more effort, but whatever.

Um, Fisher,
this is Evan Chambers.

Hey. Nice to
meet you, man.

- Yeah, you too.
- So...

Rebecca told me
all about last night.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah!

That was pretty crazy.

To think all that time
you were with Frannie

it was just an attempt
to get closer to Rebecca.

Makes more sense than
dating Frannie, I gotta say.

- Pretty romantic, right?
- The secret notes,
the longing, the subtext.

Who knew all that time
you guys were talking

there was so much more
happening on your side?

Oh, I keep replaying

some of the conversations
you guys had

and imagine them
with what I know now.

It's like watching The Sixth
Sense the second time.

I really don't know
what to say.

Let me know what I can
do to help, Spitter.
It's what I'm here for.

Great.

Nice ninja costume, Cap.

Thanks!

I was gonna head to the
Dead Man's Party tonight.

Thought it might
come in handy.

Speaking of parties, how was the
rest of your night last night?

- It was good.
- Ashleigh told me all about it.

You know, the party
and... and stuff.

So, I know
about the party...

...and stuff.

Case, can you grab a
clean beaker from
on top of the shelf?

I just have to
get this...

So, uh, this thing kind of
looks like a giant bong, huh?

- Whoa!
- Ohh!

Whoa! Ha ha! Got it.

Yeah.

- I'm a ninja.
- Case, can you quit
messing around, OK?

Case, I need
a nitrogen bubbler.

It's labeled
in the drawer over there.

Bubbler? Are you sure
we're not making a bong?

So what can I do? Chemistry's
just like cooking, right?

I watch the Food Network.
Maybe I can be like your
sous-scientist.

- Don't!
- Rusty, six hands
are better than four.

Fine.
All right.

Cappie, can you grab
some hoses over there?

I need two for the water
and the reflux condenser,

one for the nitrogen bubbler.
Then we plug them into
the valve right there.

Um, OK.

OK, I got it. See?

I should totally switch my
major. This is so easy.

Maybe I'll take up
chemistry next semester.

- Whoa!
- Hey!

Oh, my good...

Um, sorry.

Um...

Case, can you grab
a nitrogen bubbler?

Maybe I'll just stand
guard, over here.

I think there were
more parts to that.

Pledges, can you
guys get me some water?

OK, right away.

Very cute.

So how much longer do we
need to stay down here?

Yeah, I've been
thinking about that.

Maybe we should just
wait a while.

- Like a half-hour?
- Maybe longer.

- Thirty-five minutes?
- I want to slow down.

You know, sex just
changes everything.

I'm enjoying right now, just
getting to know each other.

And after we get bored with
each other, then we have sex?

Can't believe I'm
sneaking around the house
with a guy again.

- Again?
- Calvin, here's your water.

♪ And it stares
back into you ♪

I think it's working.

You're going through
an awful lot of trouble
to keep this secret.

Look, seriously,
you can tell me.

Who'd you make out
with last night?

It's not part
of our deal, Bourne.

Regret is a powerful
emotion, huh?

I'm starting to wonder
if giving up the trust fund

was that great
of an idea myself.

- You got to stand up
to your parents.
- Yeah, but to what end?

The money I have
is gonna run out.

I'm not gonna
lie to you, Evan.

From where I stand,
you are pretty screwed.

I think we both are.

So we'll just be
screwed together.

So we can keep these
secrets just between us?

Between us.

- You suck!
- What?

If all you're looking for is a
piece of ass, then forget it!

I knew you would do something
to screw this up.

♪ And remember how your life
was somewhere before ♪

I'm all finished. I just have
to write some of these results.

- Oh, I can put stuff away.
- No.

Oh, come on! I said "I'm sorry,"
like, a thousand times.

It was an accident.

Did you "accidentally"
hit on Casey, too?

When? I've been sitting on this
stool for almost two hours.

Come on.
Last night.

Max told me
everything.

You admitted
you weren't over Casey,

and then you pulled her into the
closet to try and win her back.

For all the crap you gave me
for being a douche-mover
with Jordan?

At least I felt
terrible for what I did.

You, you've been acting
like you didn't do
anything wrong all day.

I'm sorry. You're right,
I'm a douche-mover.

Stop! Cappie didn't...

...hit on me. He didn't
pull me into the closet.

I pulled
him in and told him

that I wanted to get back
together with him.

And he turned me down.

Cappie and I aren't
getting together.

Are we?

Crap! That's the
leak detector.

I forgot to turn off
the gas! We gotta go!

Case, come on!

- Yeah.
- Should we put
all that stuff away?

- Just leave it. Come on.
- Go, go, go, go!

- Let's go out
the side door.
- OK.

- Is that it?
- Yep.

Here.

Aww. This can't be good.

OK. You two go back into the lab
and leave out the window.

What are you
going to do?

I'm gonna do
what I do best.

- Cappie!
- Test tubes, not bunnies.

- What the hell?
- I'm a Ninja for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals.

NETA?

Not one
of you guys again.

Look, there are no animals
in this building.

Oh, really?
Then where are they?

Did you know there are
more animals used for testing

than there are
in the entire world?

Well, that doesn't
sound accurate.

Well, probably...
OK.

OK, cool. Great.

Thank you.

Hugs, not drugs!

Hugs, not drugs! Ow!

Well, Dale, you'll be
interested to know

that Grant and I have decided
to hold off on having sex.

I'm actually not that
interested, really.

Thanks, Dale.

So, uh, how are
you doing?

You know, I've done a
lot of thinking, a lot
of soul searching,

and, uh, I think I've
come to terms with my
relationship with Sheila.

I know what to do now.

That'd be her.

- Hey.
- Hi, Dale.

Hi, Dale's friend.

- Uh, Sheila?
- Yeah.

Uh, I gave you my
virginity and now I need
to give you something else.

I think we need
to get married now.

It's just my class ring.
I'm gonna have to ask
money from my parents

to buy a real
one, but...

Dale, that is so sweet.

And last night was
really... special,

and you're a
great tenant,

but, you know, I've been
really busy with work.

Um, I might have
to tend Building C

and I have to go
to Tucson next week

and then there's
my cat.

So I will totally call you
when things slow down, OK?

All right. I...

OK.

Hey! How'd it go
with Hastings?

My "D" is
officially a "C."

Wait, that's it?
After everything you
had to do last night?

It's good enough
for now.

Thank you for calling in
reinforcements last night.

You kinda saved me.

Well, you have passion for what
you do. I think it's great.

Honestly I'm kind of jealous,
'cause I probably
would've blown it off.

Well, I have to warn you:
I might not continue to be

the cool fraternity guy
that you know and love...

Like, I mean.

You might have to share me
with engineering for a while.

Mmm, sounds like
a hot three-way.

So, Becca and Evan, huh?

Yeah, it's weird, the fact
she wanted to keep it a secret.

She didn't feel the need
to be discreet last time
they hooked up.

- Ah, people change.
- Totally.

Like Cappie. You know, I really
thought he'd come around.

Yeah, after all the
back and forth.

I can hardly blame him. I spent
two years telling him "no."

Couldn't expect him
to wait forever.

- Oh, Case.
- What?

- ♪ You have felt
the love inside ♪
- No! Gosh!

- ♪ But now that... ♪
- Stop singing that song.

I'm getting to the
"Meow Kitty Meow-Meow" chorus.

Oh.

Um...
I'll see you at the house.

OK. Thanks, Ash.

Nice vest.

Seems to
bring out my eyes, huh?

That was pretty great,
what you did last night.

Well, it was
the least I could do.

I sure wasn't gonna help him
with the chemistry.

Now I know how Rusty feels
at a date function.

Yeah.

- Listen, Case, I...
- You know...

I think the answer's
pretty clear about us.

You know, I...
I felt so lame.

Yesterday I actually thought
you might change your mind

and come for me in some
grand movie moment

that only exists in the
deranged mind of Nora Ephron.

Like I said, lame.

Anyway, guess I'll
see you around.

Around it is.

Oh, hey, Cap?

Gotcha.

♪ And so it begins
countdown ♪

♪ Can you think of a reason
why you so love it downtown? ♪

What the hell
am I waiting for?

♪ It's a miracle
you're walking around ♪

♪ Countdown in a dark town
and so it begins ♪

Hey, Beaver,
have you seen Casey?

- Where's Casey?
- Like, recently?

Whoa there, numbnuts.

I'm celebrating my
independence today, man.

- Come celebrate with me.
- Actually, I gotta go.

Wait, wait! It's 1:00
in the morning. Where do
you have to be right now?

No one's looking. They're
all too drunk to care.

Oh! Speaking of drunk,

I had the distinct
displeasure

of watching
Casey's enginerd

actually puke
into a coat pocket.

- It was amazing.
- Ex-enginerd.
They broke up tonight.

Oh, that's too bad.

You know, I thought
they kinda made sense.

He seemed really
good for her,

something that you and
I definitely were not.

Why do you say that?

I don't know why
you still care.

- Oh, please,
tell me you aren't...
- Aren't what?

Oh, no, for a second I thought
you were heading out

- to pay a visit
to the ZBZ house.
- So what if I was?

- Well, they just broke up.
- It's not like that, OK?
It's this whole thing.

A few weeks ago,
I told...

I told her that I still
had feelings for her,
but she was with Max.

And then we agreed that
we couldn't be friends
because I needed to move on,

- and I was moving on...
- Yeah, I'm tired
just listening to it.

Aren't you tired?
Do you really want
to get back into that?

Look, dude, you don't know
what you're talking about, OK?

You obviously have no
intention of ever graduating

and leaving this place.
It's her senior year, man.

Casey thinks about the future.
How's that gonna work out?

Cap, I have no
ulterior motive here.

OK? We're friends,
aren't we?

Amphora brethren?
Kha'y?

Kha'y, Bing!

Look, all I'm saying is
you know how it felt
to lose her once.

You really want to go
through that again?

Come on, man. Come on,
let's grab a beer.

And sleep on it. If you wake up
and feel the same tomorrow,

I can't stop you.

Hey, wait up.

♪ Hey now, wake up!
Are you looking away? ♪

♪ Hey now, look up!
Are you watching? ♪

♪ It's a brand new day ♪

♪ And you shouldn't
be fading away ♪

You're a
good kisser.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are we doing?

♪ And so it begins ♪♪