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Previously on Greek:

Ever since
I took my trust...

I've become
this person.

I buy my way
out of everything.

You'll get used to it.
Look at Dad.

I don't want
to be like Dad.

Vesuvius
is a homecoming legend.

It's the party against which
all other parties are judged.

They killed her, Cap.
Vesuvius.

- No.
- I'm with Max.

Why can't you find
someone else
perfect for you?

No other girl
in the world
compares to you.

- It's old habits, Cap.
- Old habits?

Like having a great time?
What does that tell you?

- That we can't be friends.
- I'll see you around, Case.

I love blue.
I love alumni.

Hi alumna? Alumnus?

Whatever.

Most of all, I love my first
homecoming with my boyfriend.

Yay, homecoming.

But most of all I love
having a best friend

who won't hate me for forgetting
that her boyfriend's far away

doing sciencey stuff.

I don't need you to be sad for
me, Ash. I'm happy for you.

But all this focus on homecoming
definitely makes me miss Max.

Well, you two will have your own
homecoming in less than a week.

Trident fishermen stay up late.

Ties the flies
and masters the bait.

...stay up late.

I do not love blue
that much.

Wow.

- Nice suit. Who died?
- A dear friend.

- Really?
- No.

Now. get out of here,
Evan Rachel Wooden.

Just keeping up
appearances.

- What the hell?
- It's okay, Ash.

No, not Cappie, Frannie.

OK, if everybody
could please
take their seats...

...we'll get started.

OK. I'll hand things
over to our float contest chair,

Gamma Psi President
Natalie Martin,
and her co-chair,

Frannie Morgan,
president of the
Iota Kappas,

the newest member
to Panhellenic.

Oh. I've got it, Nat.

First, let me say how awesome
it is to be back with you guys.

Officially.

I was supposed
to say this part.

And I'm thrilled
to announce our theme

for this year's all-Greek
float building contest

Love through the ages.

Love through the cages? Which
reminds me, Evan, the petting
zoo called.

You're still banned.
Sorry.

This year's winning team
will split a $2000 prize

which was donated
by one of our most
illustrious alumni:

Jonathan Chambers.

Maybe we should have
taken back those Icky
defectors after all.

I still feel
a little sorry for her.

I've...

We've randomly paired the houses
by drawing names out of a hat.

Your partners' names
are in your envelopes
on the table.

Oh.

The IKapps are
with the Omega Chis.

Okay, I officially
don't feel sorry
for her anymore.

Feel sorry
for us, instead.

Kappa Tau?

OK.
Good luck everyone.

Everyone
should pair up
with your partners

homecoming float chairs
if you brought them.

And start building your floats.

He lived
and died for parties.

Like Clarence Thomas
once said:

"Do not go gentle
into that good night.

Rage, rage against
the dying of the light."

All things must come
to an end, Pickle.

The important now is
to find a way to move on
with our lives.

And the only way to do that
is to let go of the past.

Goodbye Vesuvius.

Oh, Cap.

Never have the words "ashes to
ashes" been more appropriate.

Why don't we just
rebuild Vesuvius?

All we need is
some money,

a Remington Herzog Atmospheric
Destabilizer, Scotch tape...

We've
gone through this.

It takes serious bank to rebuild
the 8th wonder of the world
and we don't have it.

But we would if we won
the float contest.

KTs do not do floats.

I say we put it up
to a vote.

Fine.

All in favor
of spending
countless hours

building a ridiculous
homecoming float
with the ZBZs...

So we can
resurrect Vesuvius.

- ...say "Aye."
- Aye.

Sorry Cap,
it's for Vesuvius.

Great.
Then I guess we're building a float.

So now, before our new
float chair, Rusty

leads us
to a likely defeat,

Pickle has
organized a wake

with plenty of beer,
extra crispy chicken

and a screening of
Joe vs. The Volcano.

- That's my favorite movie.
- I know, Pickle. We all know.

- Come on.
- I can't...

Come on.

Yeah, I'll just go ahead.
I'll get started then.

Can I help,
Spitter?

Um. Yeah, sure.

OK.
I don't know what to do.

I know that the KTs
aren't bad guys.

It's just hard to do a project
with people who can't focus.

And still need afternoon naps.

Ash, I think maybe
I should sit this one out.

What're you talking about? No.

Your float design looks great.

Well, except, um...

Are you sure there was a giant
broccoli in the Garden of Eden?

It's not broccoli, it's a tree.

I don't think I should be
in charge of getting it built.

I was thinking maybe Betsy
could do it. She's social chair.

The only float she's ever built
involved ice cream and vodka.

Look, I know things between you
and Cappie are a little weird.

They aren't weird.

They just... aren't.

We're not really
talking to each other.

It's just too awkward
to be around him.

We can't let Frannie and the
Ickies win their first contest
out of the Panhellenic box.

It would set a very
bad precedent.

Ash. "Precedent."
You sound so presidential.

I know, right?

I wanna be a great
president and not lose.

So, you need to do this
not just for me

and for ZBZ,
but for yourself.

If you really want
Cappie to move on,

you're going to have
to be OK with this.

A new kind of Cappie and Casey.

Or maybe we could
just go 90210 Classic

and burn down Frannie's
float Emily Valentine style.

Seriously?

No.

Let's build a float.

I'll take care
of running the truck.

I figured you'd love to be
in charge of the float.

Don't gay guys love floats?

That's show tunes, jackass,
you're mixing your stereotypes.

But even if I did love floats,
I do not love Frannie.

- Mom.
- Sweetheart.

It's so good to see you.

- Hi, son.
- Hi, Dad.

- You remember Calvin.
- Of course.

- Hey, Calvin.
- How you doing?

I hope our little president's
handling the house well.

So much so, he just delegated
the float to me. Awesome.

So we could win
and keep the prize
money in the family.

Spoken like
a true Chambers.

OK.

OK, well,
since I don't
speak Chambers,

I'll let you
get on with it...

Frannie and the
homecoming float awaits.

Doesn't get
much better than that.

I don't suppose there's any
chance you and Frannie...

Mim, leave
your son alone.

Wow. You two
are in a good mood.

We're just glad to see you, son.
And we are so proud of you.

Your grades are good.
You're president of Omega Chi.

And I'm assuming that
that truly impressive

vehicle parked
in the driveway
is yours.

Do they let guys my age
drive things like that?

- Uh... No.
- I know things were a bumpy

when we first handed
over the trust.

We're just happy to
see you doing so well.

And I'm starving.
Ready for lunch?

Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.

You sure you're
not dying
or something, Dad?

Trust me, Evan, when I'm dying,
I will not be in a good mood.

We could build a huge
castle over a running stream.

It could be like
Romeo and Juliet.

That is the best example
of "Love Through the Ages."

What about
Jennifer Love Hewitt?

We could start at
Party of Five,

move on to Time of Your Life,
which wasn't very good,

Can't Hardly Wait,
Ghost Whisperer...

- Ghosts are pretty cool.
- You can't see ghosts.

Yeah, but she can. OK?

We don't even have to make them.
We could just be like:

"There's a ghost."
And people will be like:

"Where?"

We'll be like,
"J.L.H. can see them."

And they'll
be like, "Whoa."

Or...

Star Wars? Princess Leia
and Han Solo.

- Hey guys.
- Casey, hey.

We were just
discussing our
float theme.

Oh. I have it
right here.

We were
thinking something
more along the lines of

Death Stars and moats.

And Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Neither of you have ever built
a float before, have you?

No, but I did make
a volcano rain beer.

- Is that a giant broccoli?
- That is a tree.

Casey's trees always
look like broccoli.

This is
the Garden of Eden.

Beautiful, romantic and
achievable with papier-mâché
and chicken wire.

Hey, Cap.
Come here and check this out.

- Hey.
- Hey.

We were discussing our theme.
Do you want in?

I'm thinking Star Wars.

Casey wants
the Garden of Eden.

How about
Bert & Ernie?

No? That's all I got.

Guess I'll just
head down to Dobler's.

OK.
We'll go with the Garden of Eden,

but only if we can
put in a running stream
and thunder clouds.

And Eve as a ghost.

Rebecca.
Every flower has to be perfect if we're gonna beat Frannie.

I don't think anyone's
going to notice

incorrectly wrinkled
tissue paper.

OK. Tailgate
supplies complete.

- My work here's done.
- Yay!

And your fun begins.

How are you showing your
school spirit this weekend?

Uh...

You know, I guess
I'm more of an internal
spirit kind of guy.

You haven't found the right
thing. You just have to keep
an open mind and jump in.

Maybe you could be in
the card section, or...

Pick fights with
the other team's fans..

Or maybe one of those crazy blue
guys who runs around campus?

Ooh, no. They're
just embarrassing.

And they almost ruined my
new white jacket last night.

Between work and school
I don't have much time
for that stuff anyway.

How about I catch up
with you after the game?

We'll do something
then, OK?

Cute, apathetic,
and a good shopper.

My kind of guy.

- If he wasn't already yours.
- Which he is.

And I saw you put that
snotty tissue in there.

I called ahead
and rented the biggest
truck they have.

I appreciate your help.

I gotta say, I was kinda
surprised when you offered.

Well, Vesuvius
was a big deal
for you, right?

Vesuvius was
gonna be my legacy.

How I would be remembered
long after I'm gone.

I was thinking the new Vesuvius
could be my legacy also.

Three years in this house and
the only thing I'm known for
is liking foosball and guys.

No... not really.

You ever notice that I'm the
only guy without a nickname?

- What about Wade?
- Freshman year, couldn't swim?

- Then let's leave our mark.
- Great.

So what's Wade's
real name?

Wade.

Pleasure doing
business with you.

- Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
- You sure you don't mind?

Yeah, don't worry
about it. It's fine.

No way.
The KTs are going through with this?

The way Cappie left
that meeting,

I thought for sure
you guys would back out.

We're backing in.

Yeah, I don't know
what that means.

Give Casey my condolences.

That's what
he said, Frannie.

Good one, Spitter.

We're here
for the twenty foot
stakebed.

- Homecoming, right?
- Yeah.

I love you guys.

The float thing has
been great for business.

Wow, uh...

I'd love to help you,
but I just rented it out.

What do
you mean "just"?

Guy before you paid me
double the rental rate.

Evan stole our truck.

Come on, guys.

Let's get started
on the float.

Hey Cap.

Case.

- I'm gonna...
- Yeah, me too.

Oh, yeah!

No, even if
you throw in a bike rack,

a Winnebago
doesn't work.

I need a twenty-foot
flat bed.

No. No. Thank you.

- You still don't have a truck?
- Not exactly.

Rus, we need something
with wheels, now.

At this point,
I'd settle for a trailer
or a donkey cart.

In order to do
the stream,
we need a truck.

And we have
to do the stream

because we have to guarantee
that we win this thing.

Eden must
be biblical.

Eden must travel
to the stadium.

Fine. I'll go
get a truck.
A huge truck.

You just start building
the float on those pallets

and leave room
for a stream.

Hello?

Fisher?

- Oh. Uh, hey Ashleigh.
- Oh, my God.

What are you
doing in there?

- Let me in.
- Uh... Uh, no.

Why not?

Ashleigh, look, no offense.
Just go away. Please.

What are you doing in there?
You're starting to scare me.

I can explain.

I didn't think anyone
was going to be here.

Oh my God.

Ash, the reason I didn't
tell you about this,

is because

I saw how you and Casey
reacted to the Cru
on the quad...

You almost ruined
my new white jacket.

Yeah, and then how you said
the Cru was embarrassing.

- Yeah, but I...
- But, Ash look...

I have wanted to be a Trident
Cru ever since I was a kid.

I always thought
it was so cool.
You know?

Total anarchy,
dressing crazy,
yelling whatever you want...

Ash, it's like
all the things
I'm not in real life...

...and...

...it feels great.

Look, Adam's
light saber.

I don't think Adam
had a light saber.

Look I'm Eve. Who wants
to help me find a snake?

Oh!

OK, Case.
The KTs have gone native.

A lot of the girls
have gone with them.

Where's Rusty?
He could help.

He's still getting
the stupid truck.

We need to think
like Kappa Taus.

What could we say
to get their attention?

- What about Cappie?
- No.

This is the new kind
of Cappie and Casey,

where we do things
without him.

What do you mean,
"new kind of Cappie
and Casey"?

Never mind.
You're a genius, Ash.

Come on.

Hey! Who wants to see
Rebecca's boobs?.

- What?
- That's your plan?.

- Seen those.
- I'll pass.

Hey! My boobs are awesome.

Yeah, whatever.

I'm dating your brother.
That'd be really creepy.

OK. Who wants to see
Ashleigh's boobs?.

All right. Now that
I have your attention.

- Who gives the most kick ass parties at Cru?
- - We do.

And what is the most kick ass
party the KTs have ever given?

Vesuvius.

What do we need
to get Vesuvius back?.

Money.

And where are we
gonna get that money?.

Charge people to look
at Ashleigh's boobs?

No. Build the float.

Build the float.

Build the float.

Build the float.

Build the float.

Build the float.
Build the float.

Build the float.
Build the float.

You are gonna be fine
without Cappie.

Barkeep.

Two of whatever
you got on tap.

- Sound good?
- Yeah, it's fine.

This may sound corny,

but I can't tell you how much
I've looked forward to this.

Having a beer
with my son.

Who is truly following
in my footsteps.

- I'm really proud of you.
- Dad, come on.

Let me enjoy this.
You should, too.

- Here's to you.
- All right.

Mmm. Good.

Is it ever weird
for you though?

What?

The money?

I mean it does change
things, doesn't it?

You know, do you ever worry
that people only like you
because of it?

But then you felt weird
if you don't pick up the tab

or share it or because you've
got so much more than they do?

You talking about
anyone in particular?

No.

And yes.
Frannie, a little.

Some of the guys
from the house.

And Patrick.

Your brother?

Yeah, I gave him
a small loan

maybe a month
or so ago.

It's really hard
to say no sometimes.

It's a skill that
comes with maturity.

You'll get there.

Where have you guys been?

- Getting a truck.
- From where? Wyoming?

The rental company
didn't have anything left,

so we had to go to
five places just to get
something that moved.

It's in the driveway.
We had to come in
and open the gate.

So, what do you think?

Uh... Cute?

Oh no. Don't
even think about it.

- What?
- I know that look.

It's great.
It's finished.

This float will win.
Do not change anything.

Promise me.

All right. I promise.

Thank you.

No one gets everything
exactly the way
they want it, Rus.

- You really think this can win?
- Nope.

But we did promise
not to change anything.

That is true.

We did not say anything
about improving it.

A cheerleader.
That's funny.

I never would
have guessed that.

Why don't you show me
some of your cheers?

- What happened to our float?
- Rusty. What have you done?

Wait for it...

Whoa!

- It's beautiful!
- I can't believe that.

Oh! I'll be Eve.

I'm Adam. Tempted?

Uh. No.

What a beautiful baby.

Oh! Vesuvius.

One, I'm really
pissed at you
for not listening to me.

And two,
this is amazing.

I can't believe
you pulled it off.

Uh oh!

What happened?

It stopped. Guys?

- It's out?
- Yeah.

We used the truck alternator
to power the electronics.

Without a regulator switch,
it's, uh, problematic.

Gee, you think?

Which is why Heath and I are
going to pick one up right now.

Meet us at the stadium
parking lot for judging.

The keys
are in the truck.

Tailgate.

- Don't want to be late.
- Right behind you.

I thought we were
meeting at the stadium.

No, we wanted
to talk to you.

What's going on?

Your father told me about
your discussion at the bar.

- And we're concerned.
- All right.

- This is about Patrick?
- No.

It's about you.

I thought a lot about what
you said about your feelings,

about having more
money than your friends,

your sense of obligation
to share it.

And that's a bad thing?
We were just talking.

It made us realize

we might have overestimated
your ability to handle this.

- It's a lot of money.
- Yeah, but it's my money.

I've been keeping my end
of the arrangement.

I've applied for law school.
I haven't gotten married.

Been keeping my grades up.
I can't believe this.

Evan, we just want to help.

Hey Rebecca?

Would you mind helping me get
the food in Casey's car?

I keep telling you,
you're asking me all wrong.

Yes, I mind.

Thank you.

Ash?

You're not cheating on Fisher
with one of the blue freaks,
are you?

Because if you are,
I'll take him.

Fisher is one
of the blue freaks.

Never mind,
all yours.

What am I
supposed to do?

I finally find the right guy
and he turns out to be
the wrong color.

- Does that make me prejudiced?
- No, it just makes you sane.

And now he wants me
to share it with him.

He wants me to dress up,
and paint my face,
and be a Crupie.

Cheerleader
for a cheerleader?

How redundant.

Welcome CRU
students, faculty and alumni

to our homecoming
football game against
the A&M Farm Hands.

Cyprus-Rhodes University thanks
all of you for attending.

So let's show our spirit
and help send our seniors off

with a victory
in their final home game.

Nice barbecue, Pickle.

If you stare at
the fire long enough,

it starts
to look like magma.

So where are you?.

I'm on my way,
Rus. I had to get gas.

Because someone forgot to check
to see if the tank was full when
they picked up the truck.

- What?
- Hello? Hey...

- Is there a problem?
- Casey's on her way.

Come on. It's only
a couple miles to the...

Come on.

No.

No! No, you're fine. No.

Hey, Jordan, come here.

This fig leaf is
really working its
mojo with the ladies.

Then why are
you hugging me?

I lost my fig leaf.
The front one.

Oh!

I got it.
Spitter, I got it.

I got it, Spitter.

Oh. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

- Heath, it's to your right.
- Excuse me.

The Omega Chi
IKAP float is now on display

featuring
Antony and Cleopatra.

Checking out
the winning float?

Yeah, if there was
a "Most Likely to be
Yawned At" category.

So where's
the KT/ZBZ entry?

You did know
it had to be here
to be in the contest?

It's coming.

It just took a little
longer than expected

because Rusty
added a few extras.

You mean,
like this?

Look. Antony
and Cleopatra are kissing.

Pretty cool, huh Rus?

- You did not build this.
- Actually, we did.

But the hydraulics
it would take
to power this...

Were designed
by Dr. Robert Dimano.

You hired a mechanical
engineering professor?
That's against the rules.

I thought some
girl in your house
designed this?

I never said that.

As long as
the float is built
by the students,

and isn't lewd
or offensive,
it's totally legal.

- I so want to hit her.
- Me too.

Yeah, me three. Look, Rus,
I'm sorry, I didn't know.

All right.
Where's my phone?

Pick up, pick up, pick up.

This is Rusty.
Leave a message.

- Rusty.
- I'm sorry.

The voice mailbox
of the subscriber
you are calling is full.

Please try your call
another time. Thank you.

It's me.

Come on out and see

who's going to win the $2000
prize for best float.

Rusty, the Omega Chi
float is pretty good.
You think we can beat it?

As long as Casey gets here.
Where the hell is she?

Hey Spitter,
almost forgot.

I found your cell.

Yeah, you left it
on the table.

I used it for a cover when
you looked for my fig leaf.

Good thing for me,
it was a flip phone.

It's Casey.

The truck broke down.
She's not going to make it.

We're going to lose.
The Omega Chis are going to win.

It's over.

Vesuvius doesn't have
to be our legacy, we'll
think of something better.

I know you will.
It's too late for me.

What are you
talking about?

I just...

I wanted to do
something awesome
before I graduated.

Heath, you're a junior, right?
You have a lot of time.

No, I don't.

I'm graduating
at the end
of the semester.

Wait.
You're graduating early?

I took a lot of AP
classes in high school.

I started CRU
as a sophomore.

I start medical school
in the fall.

You're kidding, right?

I saw the Iki float,
and it's really good.
Where's Casey?

The truck broke down.
She's not going to make it.

But we can't let the Ikis win.

Ash, they're not going to win.
Heath, you're going to have
your legacy before you graduate.

- All right. Come on.
- What?

I know I technically
violated our agreement to...

...you know,
keep each others
lives separate...

but...
Is that the carburetor?

Yes, that's
the carburetor.

I don't think
it's the carburetor.

Right. Sorry.

I want you to know,
it was a true emergency.

You were the only person
I could get who wasn't
too drunk to drive.

What did
the Auto Club say?

I...

...forgot to call
the Auto Club.

Your car breaks down,
you have an Auto Club
membership,

and instead of calling
them, you call me,

who you know knows next
to nothing about cars.

Give me the card.
I'll call them.

- Thank you.
- Yeah!

Heath? The beer? Genius.

It just seemed right.
And it was my idea.

OK. The floats
are that way.

It's a good thing
your pretty.

They're going to freeze
my trust for six months,

and they want me
to see a therapist.

"Hey, Doc,

I'm having trouble
being a greedy bastard.

Can you help me out?
And do I have to pay you?"

My dad sent me to a therapist
because he was convinced
I was a shopaholic.

- Really?
- It was great.

The therapist helped me see that
I was buying expensive crap

to get back at my father

for treating me like some kind
of prop in his political career.

- Did you stop?
- No.

But now when I do it,
I know why. It makes it
a lot more gratifying.

Not as gratifying as if
he treated me like I was
someone special in his life.

Think you'll ever stop
waiting for that moment?

God, I hope so.

And in the meantime, I guess
you take what you can get.

Unless they change,
what other choice is there?

Do you want some gum?

Why are you so pissed at me?
It was an honest mistake.

It's like there's this
tractor beam that seems
to pull me toward you

no matter what I do, and
I am trying to shut it down.

I'm trying to make it go away.
It's nearly...

- You think I planned this?
- I don't know.

You think
I rigged the contest?

So the KTs and ZBZs
worked together,

sabotaged the truck, then told
Rusty not to answer his phone,

got the girls drunk
at the tailgate
so they couldn't get me

and forgot to call the Auto
Club, so you could rescue me.

I don't want to wonder
anymore about what
you're thinking

or what you're doing
or who you're doing it with.

You were right. I need
to move on, but I don't know
if I can unless you stop.

Stop what?
I'm sorry I called.

I'm sorry I keep
talking to you.

I'm trying to do better.
What else can I do?

I don't know. Just, stop
making me so crazy.

- Stop being so paranoid.
- Stop telling me what to do.

Stop wasting your life
on stupid things.

Stop making me
want your approval.

Stop always being there
when I need you.

Stop yelling
at each other

and tell me what's wrong
with the damn truck.

- It's the alternator.
- It's the carburetor.

Right. How about
I just tow it?

Yeah.

The countdown
to kickoff has begun.

Judging the competing floats
will begin in ten minutes.

So gather around and show your
spirit for your favorite float.

Hi.

But, you're not...

You're not blue.

I know.
I just, uh...

I can't do it.
It's not me.

Wha...
What do you mean?

I mean, that I thought about it
and I know you love doing this,

but, I just, I don't
think I can go that far...

...be that crazy...

...and wear what
you're not wearing.

Of all people, I thought
that you would understand.

This is my way of
showing my spirit, OK?

I just wanted to share
that with you.

I know, Fisher.

There's a fine line
between spirit
and spectacle.

You wear
giant flowers

and pom-poms
and leg warmers
on your arms.

These are not
leg warmers...

And what? You think
my clothes are as
extreme as this?

No. But I think your
clothes say you're
open and adventurous,

which are two things
that make me so
crazy about you.

I want to say "aw"

but it's hard to take
you seriously when
your face is blue.

Ash, you said
that I should keep
an open mind, right?

Well, that's all
I'm asking of you.

OK.

May I have
your attention, please?

Float judging is about
to begin outside Tunnel 2.

We chose
Antony and Cleopatra,

because what she did
for Antony has inspired
women through the ages.

Their legendary romance has
captured the imagination...

Poor Calvin.
Caught in the cross-fire.

What ever
happened between
you two anyway?

You know how
in baseball there's
a pitcher and a catcher?

Yeah.

Well, I didn't.
I'm not too big
of a sports fan.

Calvin is, so...
It didn't work out.

Frannie, I think
we might want
to stop the float.

- What?
- Oh, this isn't good.

You're not dressed?
We're already late
for the Dean's reception.

- I'm not going.
- Excuse me?

- Dad?
- It's alright.

We'll talk tomorrow
when you've had some time to

think about our discussion,
and cool down.

Like I did after you
laid out the strings
attached to my trust fund?

It's not going
to happen, Mom.

I've decided
I don't want my trust fund.

- Oh, for Pete's sake.
- I'm serious.

It's no good to me if it
can't buy what I want.

Which is actual parents,

not two business associates who
happen to share my last name.

Do you think I could buy that,

with all the millions
in my trust fund?

Evan...

See? I didn't think so, either.

So, it's not really
much good to me.

It hasn't really brought me
much but suspicion and grief.

And a very nice car.
I would like to keep the car.

Don't play this game
with us, Evan.
You'll lose.

I've already lost, Dad.

- I'm looking for a new game.
- Evan, please.

No. If that's the way
he wants it. Let's go home.

- That's the way it is.
- When you change your mind...

Dad. Goodbye.

You guys have
a safe trip home.

Oh! Baby, Vesuvius!

Your daddy would be so proud.

That float prank.

- I love happy endings.
- It's too tight, Beav!

OK. I'm sorry.

Rusty! Frosty?

The CRU football
team actually won.

Andy had two interceptions,
but all anyone is talking about

is yours and Heath's
float prank.

There was no big volcano,

but that pyramid
definitely blew
a boatload of beer.

Look like you got
your legacy after all.

Just wasn't the legacy
I was expecting.

It still bums me
out that Natalie
and the Gamma Psis won.

Heidi and Spencer's
Fake Wedding?
How lame is that?

Totally.
But look on the bright side...

Maybe next year you can
blow up their float too.

Trident Slow-Mo Machine!

You are so weird.

Is that

OK?

From skeptic
to Blue Man groupie
in two short days.

Ash sure is
unpredictable.

She's also very lucky.

You know,
I'm going to go home.

You think they're
blue all over?

Goodnight Becks.

Night.

You don't seem too
shook up about the volcano.

My legacy
is going to be about
something different

than volcanoes and floats.

Whatever it is, try not
to waste so much beer.

Have you considered
whipped cream?

No, I'm talking about
brotherhood, Cap.

I helped Heath make
his mark at Kappa Tau.

Yep. He's going
to medical school.

I hear he wants
to be a heart surgeon.

I was thinking
we could give him a nickname.

Something like Doc.

Heath, Heath, Heath!

Yeah. Or...

Dopey.

Something fitting.

Hey.

I hope you're not stressing
about the float contest.

So we didn't whip
Frannie's Icky ass
like we wanted to.

At least she didn't win.
We'll get them next time.

I'm actually not
thinking about Frannie

or her Icky ass.

I'm thinking about
the Garden of Eden.

The strip club
on Highway 90?

- No.
- Oh. Adam and Eve.

You know, I never
would've expected
my "Adam"

would turn out to be
a blue guy in a fork hat.

I never expected
to miss him so much.

Max'll be back
in less than a week.

You're almost there.

I'm not talking
about Max.