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Previously on Greek:

- What's wrong?
- I kissed Jordan.

- Now Andy and Jordan hate me.
- Way to go, Sienna Miller.

Rusty, I think that you and I
together is just a bad idea.

And maybe we shouldn't
hang out anymore.

Casey? What are you doing here?

I should ask you
that question.

I'm just broadening my horizons.

Or should I say
horizoning my broads?

She's not hung up on Casey, so
that'll never come between us

like it did with me and Cappie.

Wait. I thought
you and Cappie broke up

- because you went public.
- I lied.

It's torture watching
the girl of your dreams

on the arm
of some other guy.

I just wish I could accept it

and stop hoping
for things to change.

Nah. You've always
gotta have hope.

Observe
the rigidity of form

underneath such silky softness
and somber expressions,

depicting the joys
and sorrows of love.

- The rigidity of what?
- His form.

Because of her silky softness.

And notice the second man,

standing directly behind
the newlyweds.

Is he a witness,

or perhaps
a scorned lover of hers?

Or his.

Evoking
the bittersweet emotion

of a love triangle.

Tomorrow's midterm will consist
mostly of essay questions,

analyzing some of the paintings

we've discussed in class.

Good luck.

Essays? No, no.
That leaves way too much room

for teacher interpretation,

and, frankly, this guy's
kind of a nut bag.

Do you know his office hours?

I gotta start preparing
my argument for a better grade.

I may try the old "it's against
my religion" thing.

That always worked
in gym class.

You still haven't talked
to Jordan, huh?

She told me to get lost,
so I guess I'm moving on.

Well, technically she moved on,
or stayed put, with Andy.

- Whatever. We both moved on.
- Yeah.

And now she's moving
towards us.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Jordan.

We were actually just
talking about the... the test.

Yeah, about that, um, there's
a lot of material to cover,

and I figured you guys are
all studying together, right?

Right.

Anyway, I was kind of wondering
if maybe I could join?

Hmmm. Well, you are
a liberal arts major, right?

You're willing to contribute,
not just mooch off of us?

- It's fine with me.
- All right. See you at seven?

Yeah, OK. I'll see you then.

All right. Liberal arts major
to the rescue.

"The midterm will be based
on lectures, readings

and class discussion."

"Five short essay questions."

What? Define short.

- "Three long essay questions."
- Define long.

"200 multiple choice questions"?

How is that possible?
I haven't even learned
that many answers.

If you'd spent more class time
on women's studies

and less studying the women,
you might've learned more.

Ha ha ha. I learned plenty.

Just maybe not as much as
I should've to pass this test.

Well, I'm not feeling
all that confident either.

I love this class and I really
wanna kick ass on the midterm.

Let's pull an all-nighter.
Like the good old days.

- Your place or mine?
- Um... I don't know.

An all-nighter?
Max is out of town.

I'm not sure it's...
appropriate?

And if Max were in town,
it'd be different?
It's just studying.

- Yeah...
- Hey, Cappie.

You two know each other
from class, right?
Casey, Delia?

Hey. I'm getting people together

to study
at the Espresso Farm tonight.

- Fantastic.
- Wanna come?

Sounds like a plan.
Casey will join us.

If that's appropriate.

O...

...K.

- Tonight sounds good.
- Great. The more the merrier.

Oh, and don't forget
to bring your smarty smartness.

Mm-hmm.

Ash? You OK?

I hate midterms, Case.

- What are you doing?
- Mentally preparing.

My upper-division
advertising midterm is tomorrow

and I have read,

I swear to God... nothing.

And I can't procrastinate
like I normally do.

You know that's what
you're doing now, right?

You know, fine, fine.

I will go to the library.

- Do you wanna come?
- I can't.

I'm studying with Cappie
later tonight.

I'm gonna take a nap now.
Could be an all-nighter.

An all-nighter with Cappie?
What about Max?

Cappie and I are just friends.
Besides, it won't be just us.

Apparently he's dating
this new girl from class.

She'll be there.

So Cappie's dating
a new girl. That's good.

It totally came out of nowhere.
I wonder why he didn't tell me?

- Are you jealous?
- No, I'm not jealous.

Just curious.

Do you wanna talk about it?
I mean...

You're procrastinating.

Fine.

If you're looking
for loose change,

I cleaned that one out
last week for beer money.

I'm looking for my
art history course packet.
Have you seen it?

Paperback? Naked ladies?

You might wanna check
Wade's room.

Come to think of it,
you might wanna get a new one.

My art history exam
is tomorrow,

so I need it to study with
Calvin and Dale and Jordan.

- Andy's Jordan?
- It's not like he owns her.

- Spitter...
- I'm done pulling
douche moves.

It's just... I like her.

And I miss her.

I also don't know
what it's gonna be like

to be around her again
while she's still with Andy.

Well, some's better
than none.

It's like this potato chip.
It's hard to just
eat one, right?

You have one
and want the whole bag.

Would you rather
show some discipline
and have one per day

or would you rather not have
any chips at all?

I don't even like
potato chips.

If you like being
around Jordan, try
and be friends with her.

It's better than nothing.

Oh, man.

So I've made a schedule
for the study session

with a bullet-point list
of objectives.

We spend approximately
two hours on each section:

Proto-Renaissance,
Early Renaissance,

High Renaissance,
Mannerist Period.

By my calculations,
and allowing breaks for food,

bathroom,
personal hygiene, etcetera,

we should be able
to cover the entire
course-load by sunrise,

and have a couple of hours left
over for sleep before the test.

- Sound good?
- I'm gonna get some water.

- Yeah, I gotta pee.
- Well, make it snappy.

We're supposed to be on Trivial
Pursuit Renaissance art history.

There's our fourth player.

Hey. Uh, dinner.

Any special dietary preferences?

Uh, I don't eat red meat.

So you're OK with the sausage on
the pizza but not the pepperoni?

No. Um, excuse me for a second.

Is it like an aversion
to the color red

or like a religious thing?

Are you OK with me
being here?

- Yeah, totally.
- Good.

Because, um, I didn't
come here just to study.

I miss you.

I want my friend back,

if that's OK with you?

So, what do you say?

Friends?

Friends.

Hey, guys, come on.
We're on a schedule here.

Why don't you do it
when it's assigned?

You should work
on time management.

I think I'm awesome
at time management.

I only study two times
a semester, midterms and finals.

The rest of the time
I just live life.

And shop.

Uh, where's my car?

It was definitely right here,

because I accidentally
banged your door into that car.

Oh, see, there's
the ding that I left.

Yeah, it's here.

It's gone.

Oh, my God. It was stolen.

Wow. I've never known a car
that was stolen before.

My laptop's in there.

With my midterm paper
on the sleep motif

of Faulkner's
As I Lay Dying

and there's no way
in hell I can write
that thing again.

- I'd rather lay down and die.
- Are you two OK?

- My car was stolen.
- Silver Mercedes? Two-door?

Yes.
You saw it get stolen?

I saw it get towed.
This is faculty parking.

But I left my flashers on.

Isn't it a rule you can't tow
a car with its flashers on?

Maybe, if you're gone for,
like, five or ten minutes,

but I saw it get towed
hours ago.

So you saw it get towed
and you did nothing?

OK, first,
I didn't know it was your car.

Second, even if I did,
what was I supposed to do?

Throw myself on the hood?
Come on.

Great. So now we have
to go to the car jail
and bail it out.

Ash?

Yeah, yeah.

I guess I can just skip
my study session and take you.

- Thank you.
- I won't get
the practice test.

- You're the best.
- I'll fail the class.

- I appreciate it.
- Get kicked out of college.

- Is your car at the house?
- Or I could take you.

I guess it's the least
he can do after
letting them tow my car.

You're welcome.

OK. We have 12 hours
and 17 minutes to cram.

I'm setting my watch now.

You might need a lot more time
than that, my friend.

For women's studies? I've
already seen Erin Brockovich.

I'm halfway there.

So what's up
with you and Delia?

How come you didn't
tell me about her?

- Why? Are you jealous?
- No. Not jealous.

Just... curious.
We're friends, Cap.

You can tell me when
you're dating someone new.

I talk about Max
all the time.

Ugh, I know,
although I must say,

absence really does make
the heart grow fonder.

I really like that guy a lot
better now that he's gone.

You really wanna know
about every girl
that I hook up with?

Well, not in a braggy,
high-fiving,

macho frat guy kind of way,
just in a general,

FYI, this-is-my-life
kind of way.

OK, well, Delia and I
are just hanging out.

- Completely casual.
- Mm-hmm.

Is that...?
Did Max lavaliere you?

He did.

Why? Are you jealous?

Just curious.

Well, now that's
all out of the way,

let's focus on the test.

Oh. We have exactly
12 hours and... Uh-oh.

Is there a problem?

Do you see the girl that
Delia's walking up with?

Yeah. She's in our class too,
right?

And coincidentally
she's also a girl
that I hang out with.

- Both of them?
- You said you wanted to know.

- Well...
- Hey!

- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

Yay.

- You ready to study some women?
- Yeah, great.

OK. The city renowned
as the birthplace
of the Renaissance,

and in particular of
Renaissance painting, is...

- Uh, Rome?
- Nope. Our turn. Come on.

OK. The Birth of Venus
was painted by...?

- Botticelli.
- Yes! For the brown wedgie.

What are you laughing at?
Just give me the brown wedgie.

You heard him.

Give him the brown wedgie.

You want
the brown wedgie?

What are you guys laughing at?
That's what it's called.

Look, guys, this is fun, but
I'm not sure memorizing facts

is the best way
to prep for this test.

What do you think the smile

on the face
of the Mona Lisa represents?

- Not just who painted it.
- Leonardo da Vinci.

We need to really understand
what the painting's about,

the experience of seeing it
and taking it in,

not just the year
it was completed.

1519.

You know what?
I think she's right.

Jordan, could you educate us

on the meaning of the smile
in the painting?

In an essay form?

Um, OK. Let's see.

- Oh, it's Andy.
- Don't answer it.

Too late.
Hey, man. What's up?

Uh, yeah, man. Sure.

He wants to talk to you.

OK, that's strange, right?
Why would he call her
on my phone?

why have your phone on
in the study zone?

You don't think that was Andy
she kept putting to voice mail?

I don't know.

- Everything OK?
- Yeah, awesome.

Andy just broke up with me.

Oh, that's terrible.

But back to the Mona Lisa.

She's smiling, but she doesn't
look that happy, you know?

That's not what
Professor Freeman said.

She said Angela Merkel

is the most powerful woman
in the world.

She was quoting
Forbes magazine,

who first
called her that in 2006

as she was gearing up
to chair the G8 Summit.

Which Margaret Thatcher
chaired in 1984,

the first woman to do so.

- Does she beat out Merkel?
- What do you think, Cap?

Merkel or Thatcher?

Uh...
Can't I just choose both?

No.

Um... Well, then,
I'd have to choose...

..Oprah. Gosh, I could use
another latte.

Does anybody want anything?
No? All right, then.

How long have you two
been together?

Oh, you mean me?
Me and Cappie?

- You're dating Cappie?
- Oh, no.

No. Cappie and I
are just friends.

Oh, good. Because I hooked up
with him last weekend,

and I totally thought
he was cheating on you.

- I feel so much better now.
- What night last weekend?

- Friday. Why?
- What time on Friday?

You know, I think I could
use a latte, actually.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me?
What...

Hey, Case.
They figured it out,
didn't they?

Both of them in the same night?
What were you thinking?

That dreams do come true?

Well, now there's no way
we can study with them.

We're on our own.

- Where's my book?
- Um...

Uh, right. We should...
We need to... Let's get...

Yeah.

It's 11:15, so according
to the study schedule,

we're about a half-hour behind,
which means I'm sorry,

but the cookie break scheduled
for midnight's gotta go.

I need some fresh air.

Fresh air is not
on the schedule yet. It's...

Rusty, your friend's
unsavory attitude

is screwing up
our study sesh.

- Relax.
- Think you should
talk to her?

That's great. Get both
of them to waste time.

- Dale...
- That's fantastic.

You know, the air's
not so fresh out here.

These grad students
down the hall, they have
a lot of cats.

Sorry about Andy.
It's his loss.

Thanks. I know you kind of
have to say that, but thanks.

Well, if you feel
like you wanna go,
don't worry about us.

We have Dale's
study schedule.

No, I'll be fine.

I'm just... kind of bummed.

I transferred here
from a community college

'cause I wanted to experience
new things and meet new people.

And right off I met you
and I joined a sorority...

and then I met Andy,
and he just kind of
reminded me of home.

Of my high school ex-boyfriend,
of my brothers.

He balanced out
all these new experiences

and he made me
feel comfortable.

Now...

Whatever.

Well, you still have
the guy who did a face
plant in art history.

Speaking of which...

Yeah. Baroque Bingo awaits.

Hey, Rusty, thanks.

We've been here for hours.
Where the hell is this guy?

You'd think
we'd have more to talk about

considering we've seen
each other naked.

- Are you hitting on me?
- What? No, no, no.

- I knew there was a catch.
- Whoa, whoa. I'm not...

I just want my laptop.
In fact, you can go now.

I'll wait on my own.
Thanks for the ride.

Are you nuts?
I'm not leaving you here
by yourself.

Evan Chambers
is chivalrous?

- Are you hitting on me?
- No.

It's just I've never seen
this part of you before.

Oh, and what part of me
have you seen?

Right. Right.

I definitely think
there will be different versions

of Leda and the Swan.

Oh, good.
More naked breasts.

This class has made me
numb to nudity.

There's just nothing left
to the imagination.

I might as well
start having sex.

Sure would make
Sheila happy.

Also, remember
when we spent an entire class

discussing the ceiling
of the Sistine Chapel.

I guarantee an essay question'll
be devoted to it.

Doctrine of the Church,
creation,

downfall of man,
and promise of salvation.

- Bring it on.
- What do we think he'll ask?

- It's a pretty big ceiling.
- I don't know.

- It's amazing in person.
- You've been there?

- Yeah, in high school.
- - I went there when I was five.

All I remember
is a pigeon pooped on my head

in St. Peter's Square.

- What was it like?
- Kind of runny.

Well, these pictures don't
do it justice, that's for sure.

It's like...

It's just...

It's hard to explain.
You have to see it.

I have an idea. It's time for us
to take a little field trip.

- No, actually, no, it's not.
- I could stretch my legs.

You guys, we're falling
way off schedule.

We already lost
our pizza break.

Do you wanna cut
the massage circle, too?

- Yeah.
- Fine. It's liberal arts.

Let's get liberal.
Let's go off book.

But you'll miss these.

Cap. Cap.

Oh, here we go. Um, hi.

Table for two, non-smoking.
By the window if you got it.

Shh!

OK, let's just go find
somewhere to sit down and work.

- Look. A couch.
- OK. Here we go.

All right,
so I didn't get a chance

to read the Baxandall article.

- What was it about?
- I don't have my book.

Hey, I need
to squeeze in there.

Here it is.

Hi. It's like our own
little love seat here.

- Don't call it that.
- OK.

- Um, excuse me. Cap...
- Sorry. I'm just...

- Ow. What is...?
- I'm sorry.

- I'm so sorry.
- I was just a little warm.

- Can I just get to the page?
- It's kind of hot. Go ahead.

All right, chapter three.
Only 16 more chapters to go.

Yay.

Oh. Um...

- I'll get it, yeah.
- Yeah.

There you go.

- I touched your boob.
- I know.

It was an accidental
boob graze. I promise you.

I'm not one of those guys
who gets off on grazing boobs.

You need to watch out for Wade
in a crowded room, but not me.

Stop judging me.

All right, chapter three:
Women's Suffrage.

The movement's modern origins

lie in France
during the 18th century...

- Cap...
- I know, I'm sorry.

I just need
to get my arm out.

There we go.
All right, better.

- Please continue.
- Um...

Um... Uh...

You know,
this isn't working for me.

- I'm gonna go
find us a table.
- What?

To... To sit at.
Here, watch this.

Hey, Ash.

Ash.

Hey.
How's the studying going?

Hey. Um...

That was just
a little power nap. I am
getting so much done.

I organized
my work station.

And I made a new playlist.

I checked all my highlighters,
took a nap.

Now I'm... ready to study.

But didn't you have,
like, a study group
at the Espresso Farm?

Yeah, we did, but Cappie
just screwed us out of it.

- Literally.
- Oh.

- Shh!
- Sorry.

It's like he'll just
fall into bed with
any girl who asks.

OK, seriously,
you're sounding
a little ex-jealous.

I am not jealous.

Shh!

I just don't know
what his deal is.

He's a great guy,
girls are all over him.

If he wanted to, he could
find someone awesome to date

right now,
right here in this room.

OK, Case. I think
that is the problem.

I think that's exactly
what he wants.

What do you mean?

I didn't think
it was a big deal
when Rebecca told me,

but now you're saying
all this stuff about Cappie,

it could explain why
he's messing around so much.

- What could explain it?
- We were at Gentleman's Choice.

And in a homojito-induced
moment of honesty,

Rebecca told me that
she and Cappie broke up

because...
he still isn't over you.

- No.
- Yeah.

- Seriously?
- Shh!

Uh...

You're going to
have to leave now.

Hey, Cap.

- Psst! Cappie.
- What?

Can you grab my stuff? We need
to find another place to study.

- Hmm.
- Oh. Um...

Yeah. I actually know
where we can get a table.

He's still not back?

I'm pretty sure
he's not coming back.
Not tonight, at least.

Then why is
the door unlocked?
What about the sign?

That sign lies. Let's go.

I'm not leaving
without my laptop.

OK, look, I was just
being nice before.

I'm not leaving.

OK, wait a minute.
You just need
your laptop tonight.

You don't need
your car, right?

Do you have your keys?

Ha ha!

Great. We'll get in there
and get your laptop.

Come on.
I'll give you a boost. OK?

- Are you looking up my skirt?
- Where am I supposed to look?

Did that dog just eat
my frickin' key?

Hey, guys,
what are we doing here?

What if somebody thinks
we're trying to steal the test?

Professor Summerfield
wouldn't leave it here.

Well, should we
look around just in case?

There.

Wow.

I remember this now,

just not as vividly
as the pigeon incident.

I figured this would be
about as close as we get

to experiencing
the real thing in Cyprus.

Rusty,
this is amazing.

Yeah, this projector's
top of the line.

It produces
a great hi-res image.

No, I meant
that you're amazing.

Michelangelo
had to bend backwards,

painting over his head
for four years.

Can you imagine
painting upside down?

- It's unreal.
- Think that'll be
on the test?

Shh. Just take it in, Dale.

OK.

Hey, Calvin,
you know that it's rumored

that Michelangelo was, like,
uh... you know, like you are?

Black?

No, man, no. He was gay.

Have you ever seen
the statue of David, Dale?

Clearly the guy's about
as straight as a circle.

Oh, it's him.
I should probably take it.

Are you sure?

Hey.

Cap.

Hey. Too much Irish
in that coffee?

Oh.
It's a delicate balance.

I seem to have
tipped the scales.

We only have nine more hours
until the test.

Or we could move
even faster,

devoting five minutes
per chapter,

then take
an eight-hour nap.

Read one random sentence
off each page.

That's actually tempting.

Great! I'll go first.

"The women's movement in France
would never be the same."

There. Now your turn.

Cap, what was wrong
with Delia?

How come you only
went out with her once?

- You sure you're not jealous?
- No, I'm not jealous.

- Just...
- Curious.

- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

It doesn't seem
like you're going on
too many second dates.

Not since Rebecca,
actually.

Don't you want
a relationship?

Oh. Is this the part where
you're gonna lecture me

about responsibility
and maturity?

No, uh, it's the part

where I ask you if I may
have had something to do

with your breakup with Rebecca
last semester.

Because that's what
someone told me.

And I'm hoping it's not true.

You know what?
Forget I even asked.

We have to finish studying.

It's not true,
for what it's worth.

Last call.

Um... We can go to the KT house.
Unless you have a better idea.

No. OK.

Um... I have to get some coffee
or I won't make it.

Um, I'll grab us a couple of
lattes and I'll meet you there.

How much longer's she gonna be
on that cell phone?

I'm losing my study buzz.

If she's not back
in five minutes,

I'll go out there and
I'll see what's going on.

Well, yeah, you're
running out of time.

Hey, you know, I'm sure
they're just discussing

who gets which DVD and
all that crap, you know?

These things
can be complicated.

They have stuff together?

They've been dating,
like, a few weeks.

Well, what else
could they be talking about?

I don't know.

I'm so sorry, guys.

Are you OK?

Yeah.
We had a good talk.

A good talk? What about?

Andy wants
to get back together.

Huh. Well, fantastic.
Now we can leave.

You're hitched again,
you two are friends,

Michelangelo was gay.

Everybody's happy.

OK, so you're positive
that if the dog

comes within
a few feet of the car,
it'll unlock the doors?

It's a SmartKey. It unlocks
them as you get close.

At least, it does
when it's in my purse.

I've never tried it
from a dog's stomach before.

Well, I guess
we'll find out.

Oh, allow me.

Thanks.

Are you sure
you wanna do this?

How bad
do you need your laptop?

If I don't turn in
my paper by 9:00am
tomorrow, I get a zero.

That dog
looks kind of vicious.

No, no, he's still a puppy.

Evan, you're really weird
to do this for me.

You're welcome. OK. Shh!

Oh, dear.

Nice dog, nice dog. No, no, no!

OK, all right, all right.
Down, boy! Down, down!

Oh, my God! He's mad! Rebecca!

Yeah! That's right!

- That's right, dog!
- What did you do?

I don't know.

Now Cujo's in the car
with my laptop.

Well, my study schedule's
shot to hell.

You probably think
I'm an idiot

to even consider
taking him back.

It's not so much what happened,
it's just how long it took.

Dale, why don't we go
take a walk? I know
a shortcut home.

Earlier tonight he told me

he didn't want me
to study with you,

and I got pissed,
which led to this
huge fight.

But considering what happened
between the three of us,

who could really blame him?

He admitted
that he was wrong.

You know, he apologized.

And I really do wanna be
friends with you, Rusty.

I'm sorry, Jordan.
I don't wanna be
friends with you.

- You don't?
- I can't.

Because I'm crazy
about you. I liked you
the moment I saw you.

But Andy acted first.

And it's been killing me
ever since.

I fell for you
the minute I met you.

Literally, down the stairs,
into the slide projector.

I fell for you.

Say something.

I have to go. Um...

I'll see you in class tomorrow,
or today or whatever.

Look at him sitting there,
pretending to be so harmless.

Digging his filthy claws
into my nice leather seats.

He is mocking us.

I think he wants to go
for a ride.

- Can we please get him out?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, OK.

So I'll start running,
then you open the door.

The dog will chase me,
allowing you
to grab your laptop

and head in
the opposite direction.

OK, but what if he
comes after me?

He's a dog.
Dogs like to chase,
so he'll go after me.

- Probably.
- That's comforting.

Screw it. Let's just
get my laptop and go home.

OK.

- On three.
- Yeah.

One... two...

three!

Rebecca, move, move, move!

I just had this washed.

- What happened to the plan?
- That dog is so fast.

Oh.

- It's just me.
- I'm sorry, Case.

I thought you were Jeremy.

He has this weird thing
about watching people sleep.

- It's kind of creepy.
- No, it's totally creepy.

Jeremy. Boundaries.

Come on, man.

Oh! Case, I'm cooked.

Is it too late
to take this class pass-fail?

Yes, it is.
Get up. Come on.

OK... Where were we?

I think we were in the...

Oh, hey, you guys.

OK, stop right there.
I love you, Rus.

But we have to study,
so whatever advice you want,

whatever you need
to get off your chest,

can it please wait
for, like, six more hours?

I told Jordan I didn't wanna
be friends with her anymore.

- I want the whole bag of chips.
- Here, you can have this one.

Andy broke up
with her tonight.

- Oh?
- Then they got
back together.

Oh.

I was there for the whole thing,
trying to be supportive,

trying be her friend...
I just couldn't do it.

I wasn't there
to be her friend.

I was waiting.

I can't wait around.
That'll take forever.

It's easier for her to be
friends because she's with Andy.

But for me, I just can't sit
around hoping she'll pick me.

God, I feel better just
getting that off my chest.

Thanks, guys.
Good luck on the test.

Cap, are you waiting?

I told you. It was
an accidental boob graze.

I mean, you're bouncing
from girl to girl.

You haven't found
that special someone.
I wanna help.

I'm not talking to you
about this stuff, OK?

- We can be friends.
- Can we?

Why? Because you still
have feelings for me?

And you still have feelings
for me.

- I was just curious.
- Fine.

Let's just be friends,
go upstairs and study.

No.

Why? You trust me, right?

- It's just not...
- Appropriate?

- Because you
don't trust yourself.
- That's not true.

You want me to have
that "special someone"

so you won't have a choice.

I'm with Max.
He's perfect.

He loves me
and I love him.

You know, he gave up
grad school for me.

Why can't you
find someone else
perfect for you?

Because no other girl
in the world compares to you.

Oh, yeah?

Kind of
hard to believe, right?

- Look, it's... it's late.
- Case...

We're both tired.
Let's just call it a night.

A few hours sleep
isn't gonna change anything.

- It's old habits.
- Like having a great time?

Knowing each other better
than we know ourselves?

- What does that tell you?
- That we can't be friends.

Fine. Then you're right.
I guess I do need to move on.

- See you around.
- I just wanna do
what's right.

We can't be friends.
I'm agreeing with you.

- Then why are we shouting?
- You started the shouting!

- I just want...
- To not waste my time?

I get it.

Well, you're wasting
my time now.

Wait.
What are we saying?

You said it all.

There's the door.

What time is it?

8:30.

Done. And with
the new doggy death angle,

it's gonna really
stand out.

That's great.
Oh, where is he?

Is he gone?
If we make a run for it,

you still might be able
to turn that in on time.

I told you I just needed
to get to my laptop.

I don't know what people
did before e-mail,
and SmartKeys.

Thank God for advancements
in technology.

And thanks for staying
with me all night.

- I hope you don't hate me.
- No.

It's too bad we didn't hang out
and get to know each other more.

We could have been friends.

Men and women
can't be friends.

The possibility of sex
always gets in the way.

Well, who knows?

Maybe there'll be some
advancements in that area, too.

OK, now
you're hitting on me.

This belong to you?

Ugh!
Why aren't you working?

Ugh! Why does
the world hate me?

The world
doesn't hate you, Case.

And the espresso machine
doesn't care about
your feelings.

It's a machine.

So I asked Cappie
about the Rebecca thing.

And?

Let's just say
the Cappie chapter

in my life may be over...
for good.

Wow. This is serious.
Like Brad leaving Jen
serious.

Cappie deserves
to find someone else
who makes him happy.

Well, that's mature.

And honestly,
I was jealous.

Mm-hmm. Shocker.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

But as much as I'll miss him,
as much as I want to call him

and tell him
my sleep-deprived brain

was clouded by caffeine
and midterm anxiety,

I know it's the right thing
for both of us.

Right?

Aw.

Are you crying, Ash?

I am so tired.

Oh!

Oh.

It's Max. I should...

OK.

Hey, Max.

So you guys think we should
throw a couple of questions

just so we don't
destroy the curve?

Don't listen to him,
Calvin. It's a trick.

- He's trying to beat us.
- What?

All right, people,
you have exactly one hour,

and there is to be
no talking during the exam.

Where's Jordan?

You may begin.

Cheating is a coward's game

and will not be played
in my classroom.

- What did you do?
- No.

- What? I didn't do anything.
- The note's from me, sir.

Very well. You fail also.

OK, OK, that's fine.

But I'm probably off the hook,
then? I was just an innocent..

We weren't cheating, all right?
Just read the note.

"Rusty, I want to be
more than friends.

I've fallen for you, too.
We need to talk.

X, O, X, O. Smiley face."

Why? I mean, why now?
Why me?

Because...
you're different.

No, different in a good way.
In a new and exciting way.

That's the whole reason
I came here in the first place.

Look, I made a mistake,
taking the familiar route
with Andy,

but what you did last night...
it was amazing.

I always liked you, Rusty,

but last night,
under the ceiling of
the Sistine Chapel...

...I fell for you.

Quiet down, people!

- Oh, thank you.
- She fell for me.

Talk to her
after the test.