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- Previously on Greek:
- Welcome to
Titan Tower Apartments.

- Thanks.
- I'll admit, I was
taken aback when you added

two gentlemen roommates, but
these two look responsible.
Not to mention, charming.

- I'll call you later?
- Yeah.

- Who was she?
- Just a girl I met in town
a few weeks ago.

- Started hooking up.
- What about Frannie?

Evan!

I'm Jordan. I just
transferred here.

I don't know anyone.
Not a soul.

I met a girl.
She's beautiful.

- And funny.
- Aw, that's great, Russ.

- Does she want to join ZBZ?
- I'm a little nervous about
the whole sorority thing.

I don't usually make friends
with these kind of girls.
Or, really any girls.

OK, Ashleigh told me that ZBZ
is gonna offer me a snap bid.

I don't know what that is,
but it means they want me.

- Thank you so much.
- Where're you going?

- To make my move!
- Nice!

He hooked up with her, before I
could even tell her I liked her.

So now, they're
all into each other

and just makes me want to
puke when I'm around them.

♪ Oh Zeta Beta
Strong and true ♪

♪ Our sisterhood awaits us ♪

♪ To all our sisters
We love you ♪

♪ Forever we'll be Zetas ♪♪

Now, don't forget,
tomorrow night is big sis,
little sis bonding at Dobler's.

Oh, and right now,

we're about to watch Dancing
With The Stars in the TV room.

So, stay if you can. Bridget
baked her famous Hello Dollies.

So have fun, be strong
and go forth in Zeta love.

Yay.

Hey, little sis.

Hey. You up for some
Carrie Ann Inaba?

I would love some
of whatever that is,
but I gotta take off.

OK, but we'll see you
at Dobler's, right?

- We've got some bonding to do.
- Yeah, you bet.

OK.

Hey. I grabbed you
one of the last Dollies.

It's like girls've
never had sugar before.

- Tell me they're not
like that in meetings.
- Nope, they're really trying.

Excited, enthusiastic, eager.
That is, all of them
except for Jordan.

She didn't even
stay for cookies.

Maybe she wanted
to avoid the clawing
and scratching for food.

No, I don't think
she's happy here.

It just seems like she's
not really connecting.

You don't think she's
gonna de-pledge, do you?

Jordan just needs
some big sister love.

- Read 'em and weep, boys.
- A pair of fours. Andy?

Meet Queen Elizabeth,
and Queen Latifah.

Nice play, Andylicious.

I'm gonna get something to drown
down the bitter taste of defeat.

- Anybody want anything?
- I'll take one.

Let your big brother
give you some advice.

Poker night's about
letting the brothers win,

so they don't have
to haze you to feel superior.

I thought hazing
was to bond us as a group.

No. That's just
what they tell you.

- You're the best big
brother a guy could have.
- To you.

- What's the buy in?
- Whoa, chick alert.

Hey, Jordan. This is
kind of a guy thing.

Hm-hm, there's a lot
of scratching and cursing

- and objectifying of women.
- I don't blush easy.

- Uh, will $50 cover it?
- Well, well, well...

Um, we play for
pretzel sticks.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
this was a fraternity.

Pony up, gents.

It's too early in the
evening to get emasculated.

Hey, guys, I would love to take
your money, but I have to run.

What? I thought you had
the rest of the night free.

Come on, Rus, stick around.
I promise I'll go easy on you.

You know, I would.
But I totally forgot,

I need to defibrillate this
transpolymer orgasmitroid.

Man, science sounds hard.
And kind of dirty.

Hey, Spitter, don't forget about
the scavenger hunt tomorrow.

All right, Miss Moneypants,
what are we playing?

Seven Card Stud. Low card brings
in first bet. Ante up, girls.

Girls?

She just called us girls.
Nice to meet you, too.
Welcome to our house.

- Um, dollar a pretzel.
- Dollar pretzels.

Got any plans
for the weekend?

You know, I've spent so much
time at the KT house lately,

I thought I'd just hang
around here. Log some me time.

Hm. Can I join?
I could use a couple
nights off from Omega Chi.

And from Evan.

Oh. Unless by "me time,"
you meant...

No! Of course
you can hang out.

- Dale, what is that?
- I'm making a valance
for the kitchen window.

What's a valance?

For a gay guy,
you are so ignorant about
the basics of home decor.

- It's a window treatment.
- Since when did you
become so domestic?

This is our home, Rus.
And since neither
of us have wives yet,

somebody's got to keep it
feeling that way.

Well, it's been out hanging
out with you two in the fifties,

but I gotta go to the gym.

- Later.
- Bye.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Uh, those are the two
guys that live here

and I'm sure they'd be happy
to buy anything you're selling.
Excuse me.

Dale, I was hoping
I'd run into you.

Mind if I show
these folks your apartment?

No. It says welcome on
that mat for a reason.

Great.

As you can see,
the living room has
plenty of natural light.

Very airy.

Mmm.

Dale, something
smells delicious.

Just a little something I threw
in the slow cooker for dinner.

Oh.

Dale is an excellent example
of the type of tenants

we attract here
at Titan Towers.

Let me show you
the bedrooms.

- Man, you are good.
- At what?

- At being a model tenant.
- Yeah. I just try
to lead by example.

Like Jesus.

This is really gonna
tie the whole room together.

Hi, Jordan! You up for
some spontaneous big sis,
little sis bonding?

I was just about
to go for a run.

Um, you wanna come with?

I would, but these heels
aren't Easy Spirits.

Right. Um, well,
we could hang out here.

Perfect!

Cute!

You can tell so much
about a person by their room.

I love your whole
color palette.

Sorry about your roommate.

That's my side of the room.

Oh...

I love your aesthetic.
Um, it's really...

...Spartan.

- Um, this is for you!
- Oh... wow.

Yeah. Um...

Open it, open it.

His name
is Mr. Purrs-A-Lot.

He's a cherished ZBZ heirloom
that's been passed down

from big sis to little sis
once way back in 1994.

- And now he's yours.
- You didn't give him
to Rebecca?

She's... allergic.

Anyway, I know stuffed animals
are goofy and silly.

But Mr. Purrs-A-Lot
represents the lasting
bonds of ZBZ sisterhood.

I mean, just think of all the
women who have held this kitty.

- Crazy, right?
- Yeah.

I guess what I'm saying
is Mr. Purrs-A-Lot shows us

we're a part of something
larger than ourselves.

That we're just a thread
in the fabric of ZBZ.

And that fabric is exactly
what we need to keep us warm

when we're cold and lonely.

All that from
a stuffed cat, huh?

Thanks, Case.

Of course!

We're sisters!

Oh, good, you're alone.
You never know these days.

- Frannie...
- The I-Kap/Omega Chi
mixer's tonight.

I need to call Dobler's
to reserve some tables ASAP.

- What?
- I cheated on you?

In fact,
I drove her to your house,

and now you want
to talk about a mixer?

I'm sure you have your
reasons why you did...

...who you did.
But that's irrelevant now.

I said when we got together
that I liked Evan
and I liked Chambers.

Evan's hooking up
with someone else.
That just leaves Chambers.

So you don't want
to break up?

I don't need your money.

The house is
self-sufficient now.

But last semester you
promised that you'd help me,

and I'm not about to give up
everything I worked so hard for

just because you slept
with someone else.

I still need your
social standing.

Look, not to sound too callous,
but why should I care
what you need?

How long do you think the
Omega Chis could keep their rep

as the best fraternity when
their president's cruising
the mean streets of Cyprus

with some piece of local talent
in a borrowed SUV?

Not to mention how
your parents would feel,

and that fact that you
lost your $200,000 car.

I'm your protective cover,
you're my social security.

Perfect relationship.

Well, it sounds like
a business arrangement.

- You really are like my mother.
- I'll take that as a yes.

And a compliment.
I'm gonna reserve
the tables for the mixer.

Hell, yeah! Take that!

- You watching football?
- No, I DVR The View all week

so I can watch 'em back-to-back.
I just love it when Hasselbeck
serves them supper.

Mm!

Dale, when are
you going to the store?
We're out of milk.

Just put it on the list.
I'm ordering groceries online.

It feels so good to be
free of check-out lines.

Just like this burden
off of me.

How are your
purity pledge brothers?

You still hang out
with those guys?

Haven't seen 'em
since last semester.

Dale, when was the last time
you left the apartment?

What?

When did you last go outside?

- Besides just for classes.
- Couple weeks ago.

I think it was raining.

Maybe I watched a movie
where it rained. I don't know.

We don't know anything
about this girl.

Look, since Jordan didn't go
through rush, we're just
starting to get to know her.

And she's getting to know us.
It's like she's
a foreign exchange student.

They start weird,
and then they turn into the
most popular kid in school.

Trust me, your
subscription is safe.

Well, as much
as I'd love to stay and discuss,
I'm late for class.

- So...
- Mwah! Mwah!

Ta-ta.

Those girls are descended
from Spanish royalty.

Excuse me for
being culturally polite.

Oh, Fran-Fran,
you still don't get it.

It's not about pedigree, it's
about the bonds of sisterhood.

- Since when?
- Since you left.

In fact, just today
I passed down Mr. Purrs-A-Lot

to one of the
most unique pledges.

Unique? Is that
code for homely?

Casey, it's always
been about being the best.

And the I-Kap house
is just that.

OK. First,
everyone calls it "icky."

And second, I'm not going to
be drawn into a competition
over who's the best.

- We're over that.
- Spoken like a true number two.

Check that out!

Mr. Purrs-A-Lot?

Nice
bonds of sisterhood.

Come in.

Oh, you're working.
I'll come back.

No, uh, stay! Whoever said
the U.S. doesn't torture

hasn't graded 80 papers
on cement elasticity.

I guess that's the price you pay
for getting your PhD, huh?

It's the price
I pay here at CRU.

This is a teaching school.
Cal-Tech is a research school.

If I were there, I'd be working
on next-gen thermoplastics.

That sucks. Are you
having second thoughts?

No, no, no.
I love it here.

There's this awesome Ohio
weather. And the Cartwrights.

- So, what's going on with you?
- I need your help.

I'm afraid Dale has,
unfortunately,
become a shut-in.

He hasn't left the
apartment in two weeks.

He's driving me crazy.
I want a little personal space.

- Did he do this last year?
- Last year he was
always coming and going.

He would leave the room for
meals and classes and showers.

I know.
I'll check my RA binder.

Bed bugs,
Internet addiction...

- Here it is. Shut-ins.
- What does it say?

Don't be passive aggressive.
Playing loud music

or being obnoxious
won't solve anything.

Just sit the person down
and talk to them directly.

Looks like I'm
having an intervention.

Can I come? Please?

You wanted to see me, Casey?

I'm hoping you
can explain this.

Oh, my God! I am so sorry.

I have this guy friend
who's a Kappa Tau pledge.

They were doing a scavenger hunt
and needed something

with sorority letters, but I
did not know this would happen.

Fraternity pledges
can be cruel.

Jordan, don't worry about it.
I think we can get the tape off
with minimal fur damage.

- Great.
- But I think we've
got a bigger problem.

You don't seem like you're
really enjoying pledging.

I guess I don't feel
like I'm really fitting in here.

You see, I grew up
with three brothers.

The only girlfriends I had
were on my softball team,

and they all went to Smith,
if you know what I mean.

I guess I'm not used to
being around so much... pink?

And I know I stick out
like a sore thumb.

- When you say "fit in,"
do you mean...?
- Oh, we can fix that!

- You can?
- Makeover!

O... K.

Haven't you ever
seen a sorority movie?
We're really good at this.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Whoa.

You realize
I'm not a pledge anymore.

Right. Listen,
what are you doing tonight?

'Cause I'm in the mood
to go out and get hammered,

courtesy
of Chambers International.

I already
sort of have plans, man.

Why don't you hang out
with Frannie?
Or your other girlfriend.

Because guy's night sounds
better. What are you gonna do?

Hang out at Rusty's house.

Oh. Why do you waste so
much time on that loser?

Oh come on, that was a joke!
I misread my audience.
Forget I said anything.

Let's go run up a
huge bar tab somewhere.

No, thanks. I think I'm gonna
hang out with my loser friend.

Which is something
I probably should've done
in the first place.

Well, what's going on?

- Dale, we need to talk.
- We're worried about you.

I'm worried that Reed Richards
and Sue Storm will break up

and that'll be the end
of Fantastic Four,
but I didn't stage a meeting.

Dale, Rusty's concerned
you haven't left the apartment.

We just want to find out why.
Are you avoiding
something out there?

- Vegans and Coldplay fans.
- See, you are
avoiding the question

- about avoiding.
- Rusty, what do you care?

Because you have no life.
And right now,
it is affecting my life.

I got no life? All right,
I just made my seven-hundredth
friend on Facebook.com.

So who's the big winner today?

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm boiling these mason jars
for my apple butter.

That went well.

I think it's time
to get passive aggressive.

You guys are such
a cute couple.

Yep! Isn't he
the greatest?

Well, I think I am going
to call it a night.

Oh, he's got
an early tee time.

Yeah. And don't worry,
I left the tab open.

Bye.

This is Dobler's. It's kind
of like our Peach Pit.

OK, how do you have a
conversation in these shoes?

All I can think
about is the pain.

Soon it'll turn into a dull
throb and you'll hardly notice.

- There's the gang.
- Casey, hi.

Jordan, you look amazing!
And your hair.

It looks professionally
done, right?

Oh, my God, Jordan!
You're... so feminine!

- Thanks?
- I need a lemon drop.

- Anyone want anything?
- Can I get a light draft?

Oh, Jordan.
You, uh, can't.

OK, fine,
I'll try a lemon drop.

No, I mean
because you're a pledge.

Oh, I have a fake ID.
It's fine.

No, see, pledges
can't drink at ZBZ-sponsored
events. I'm sorry.

Oh, gotcha.

OK, girls, who's up
for a fun ice breaker?

How about we go around
in the circle and tell our
most embarrassing moment?

Ashleigh,
however will you choose?

You guys get started.
I'm gonna hit the ladies' room.

- You want me to come?
- I think I've got it.

Jordan?

Looks like somebody drank
the sorority Kool-Aid.

More like the Pepto.
These girls are sharing their
most embarrassing moments.

I don't think they want
to know that having
to wear this outfit is mine.

Come to the house with us.
Tango & Cash is on cable.

No, I love that movie.

Let me guess. A lemon drop?
You're such a
creature of habit.

And you're
such a creature.

Aw, how cute, all your little
pledges are bonding in ways
that'll surely last a lifetime.

It's all so sincere
and heartwarming.

We'd be doing the same thing,
but the Omega Chis won't
stop hitting on them.

They're also drinking, which
is a Pan-Hellenic violation.

But you're not
a real sorority, so...

I guess losing to a fake
sorority would look pretty
bad for you guys, huh?

All right, Frannie. You want a
face off so bad, let's do it.

Name your game.

Perhaps the real
sorority should chose.

Fine. Let's...

- have a karaoke contest.
- You're on.

Don't get cocky. I've heard you
sing in the shower, Sanjaya.

Looks like it's one of your
pledges who's been drinking.

For your information,
she's not drunk.
She's athletic.

See you later.

Case, I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna go.

I just don't think
that ZBZ's the place for me.

I really appreciate
everything you've done.

Thanks.

I think I know
what song you should sing.

Another One Bites the Dust.

Excuse me. For the whole bar,

can you put the next two rounds
on Evan Chambers' tab?

- Got it.
- Thanks.

Dale? If you've been
in this apartment
for the past two weeks,

you've missed church. What is
God gonna think about that?

No, man. It's cool. I do my
spiritual workout online.

Cyber-church,
can you believe that?
He works in wondrous ways.

Anyway, you heading over
to the KT house?

Nope. I'm just gonna hang out
here all day in the apartment.

Maybe have
a few friends over.

No, wait! Could be Sheila.
Hold on!

Free porn!

We came as soon as we heard.

Actually, Cap,
our cable box isn't
getting free adult channels.

Is this some vicious prank?

I needed a bunch
of brothers over here fast.

Adult video bat signal.
What's going on?

Rusty! I'm in the middle
of this infomercial here.

If I order the Chip & Chop
in the next five minutes,
I get two for $19.99.

Dale, let Beaver have the
remote. He's our guest.

Thank you. Who knew
mimes were so strong?

Dale hasn't left
the apartment in two weeks.
We need to drive him out.

Operation Annoy the Boy.
I think we can handle that.

Where you been? We had
the scavenger hunt yesterday.

Last night was
Ampersand Movie Marathon.

Turner & Hooch, Tango & Cash,
Thelma & Louise.

You love that movie.
Are you OK?

It'll be great when
I get some personal space.

All right, boys, Rusty said
to make ourselves at home!

Which it appears
you already are, so let's
just keep up the good work.

Let's do it!

I can't find the porn!

- There's no porn.
- You don't even
have Skinemax.

I know what you're
doing, Rusty.

If you don't like it, you can
always leave the apartment.

Ooh, puffy paint!
Why didn't you wait for me?

I have too much nervous energy.
I had to do something
with my hands.

Is this about the
karaoke contest?
Don't worry, Case.

Once I sing my version of
And I Am Telling You, those
bitches don't have a chance.

Actually, I'm upset
about Jordan de-pledging.

Yeah. I was
really upset, too.

I'm bummed because isn't the
new, improved, post-Frannie ZBZ

supposed to be
about inclusion?

We have all these different
girls, girls we never
would've normally rushed.

We even have a Wiccan...
I think.

But we can't be everything
for everyone, Case.

I know, but Jordan's
my little sister, my pledge,

and Rusty's crush.

Plus, she's a really cool girl
and I don't want
to give up on her.

I mean, I kept Rebecca
in the house last year.
And she hated me.

I think that's why
she stayed in the house.
She loved torturing you.

- She found sisterhood later.
- I don't understand.

How could Jordan love
her high school softball team,
but not love us?

- I'm sure we smell better.
- That's it!

What?
Jordan needs deodorant?

- Where are you going?
- Karaoke's canceled.

Who wants nachos?

Get in there, fellas.

Plenty for everybody.
Come on, use a napkin.

- Sorry, Mr. D.
- Calvin? When did you get here?

I honestly can't remember.

Chew with mouth closed.
These aren't seafood nachos.

Hey, look, you guys
are getting weak on me.

- You have to turn it up.
- Rusty, he made nachos.

That's like
Kappa Tau Kryptonite.

This was clearly the wrong
tactic. I'll try something else.

You guys have been here
for 12 hours. You can leave.

Save room for cowboy
cookies and ice-cold milk!

God, Rus.
I don't think we can.

- Hey, Rusty.
Pig in a blanket?
- I'll be in my room.

Mm!

Please tell me
you're from UPS.

- I'm here to see Frannie?
- I'm expecting my gin
of the week delivery.

Best gift I ever
gave myself. Come on in.

Frannie, you got company!

- Casey.
- Hm.

Let me guess,
you're selling cookies?

I want to change
tomorrow's competition.

Oh. So you heard one of our
pledges made it all the way
to Hollywood on American Idol.

Sorry.
We're not changing it.

But Frannie, I thought you
could beat us in anything.

I'll tell you what. We'll even
let your housemother play.

- She's charming.
- She is. The girls love her.

So, what did you
have in mind?

What happened out here?

Cookies are done!

Rusty? Rusty what time is it?

- 7:59.
- Don't answer the door!

...tenants we attract here at...

OK. Could you just
wait outside one sec?

That's great. Thanks.

- What's going on here?!
- Hey, shh.

- Inside voices.
- Disregard him, Sheila.

I can explain
this whole mess.

We just woke up.
We don't know these guys.

They broke in.
They're squatters.

Dale, more nachos, please.

You know, there's been
a misunderstanding.

And, um...

I'm late for class.
See you guys.

- You violated your contract.
- Well, not...

- Where's Ms. Cartwright?
- She is...

- Doctor's office.
- ...volunteering at a shelter.

Then you'll
have someplace to stay.
You have 24 hours to move out.

- No, Sheila...
- No, no.

Remember, any stains
on the furniture
come out of your deposit.

So, you gonna move
back in the KT house?

I don't know what
I'm gonna do.

None of this would've happened
if you hadn't invited them over.

No, none of this would've
happened if you had a life.

That's a lot harder
than it sounds, Rusty.

What are you talking about?

We lived in the dorms,
there were always people around.

In the dining hall, in the
TV lounge, even the bathroom.

- You know how
I feel about urinal chat.
- I'm well aware.

The point is, now that we
moved off campus, that
built-in social network is gone.

And it's kind of hard
to meet new people.

- Did you try joining a club?
- I'm not a joiner, Rusty.
I'm a starter.

Well, what exactly are you
starting here in this apartment?

I'm starting to get
annoyed right now.

Yeah, I'll admit,
I've been avoiding my
problems by staying here.

- But what's your excuse?
- What are you talking about?

This is the most time
you've spent here in weeks.
I would know, I haven't left.

Fine.
I'm avoiding something, too.

- What is it?
- It's not important.

So now you're avoiding
the question about avoiding.

The important thing
is we both need to get
out there and face the music.

Evicted?! Seriously!?
After a month!?

- Case, we can explain.
- Explain to my credit rating.

Do you know
what an eviction does?

Me and Rusty are hiding out
for a while. Maybe if you
came by more often...

- What're you hiding from?
- Not important.

Something at the KT house.
Look at him.

I try to get it out of him. I
think we need to work together.

Stop. We have to
deal with Sheila.
Just make it right for her.

We need to... offer
her something she wants.

OK. What do you guys
got on your mind?

- Do I have to?
- She likes you best.

Yeah, but I get all
nervous when I talk to her.

It's just because she's
in a position of power.

No, I think it's her breasts.

Well, just keep
looking in her eyes.

What is this...?

Hey... Sheila.

What can I do for you,
Mr. Kettlewell?

I was just wondering
if there were any

apartments available in the
building that are vacant?

I think I made it clear the
staff here at the Titan Towers

doesn't find you
worthwhile tenants.

I know, but I think you
got the wrong impression.

I'm not a fraternity guy.
I don't drink or smoke.

Look, I took a purity pledge.
I'm saving myself for marriage.

Really?
I did not know that.

Yeah, women should be
cherished and... respected,

like a... like a
bottle of fine wine.

Oh, my.

So, what you saw
at the apartment this morning,
that's not...

Tell me more about
those women as wines.

OK. Um...
Well, you know,

you wouldn't want to pop the
cork from the bottle as
soon as you buy it, right?

Of course not. You got
to let it age and ripen,

until it's just right.

And when it's ready, you
take out your corkscrew and...

...you just make it...

...pop.

Dale, I find you...
intoxicating.

- Do you?
- Yeah. Yeah, I really do.

You know, it'd be a shame
if I had to move out
of the building

and we couldn't...
hang out.

Well, lucky for both of us,

- a unit just opened up.
- Is it a pretty big unit?

Oh, I'm sure
it's plenty big.

- Hey, Jordan, can we talk?
- Look, Casey...

I know. You've de-pledged.
I got that message
loud and clear.

But until I turn in your
drop form into Pan-Hellenic,
you're still my little sis.

- And I need your help.
- What's going on?

Look, when I gave you Mr.
Purrs-A-Lot, I left out a small
part of our ZBZ family history.

You have an evil
gran-big-sis named Frannie.

Really? Why is she evil?

That's a nature versus
nurture discussion we
just don't have time for.

All you need to know
is she broke away from ZBZ

and started a rival sorority.
She also started
dating my ex-boyfriend.

Of course, this is
after she broke us up.
In fact, she even...

Anyway, she's challenged
ZBZ to a contest,

- and we need to kick her ass.
- Why do you need me?

You said you played softball.

I'm assuming you've
got an arm on you.

- You need me to play softball?
- Nope. Too civilized.

I need you
to play dodgeball.

I don't think this
is a good idea, Case.

I had to take off my jewelry
and I'm feeling really naked.

We're gonna be fine.
We got Jordan.

I love this. I finally
get to throw things at you

without looking
like the bad person.
Hey, no ringers.

You poached her from
the hockey team.
She has lesbian all over her.

She's not a lesbian
and she's not a ringer.
She's our pledge.

- She was your pledge.
- I still am a pledge.

And trust me. The only
time I'll appreciate
your ass is when I kick it.

- OK.
- That's your grand-big sis.

- Let's crush her.
- Hey! Casey!

Remember, if the other team hits
you below the neck you're out.

If you catch the ball,
then your opponent is out.

The team still standing
at the end wins.

Ready...

Whoo!

They allowed to throw hard?

OK, so maybe dodgeball
isn't our best sport.

This
shouldn't take long.

Oh, good. I have to pee.

Oh!

Go throw it at them!

Oh, man!

- Throw!
- Oh!

Nice.

Beth, throw this ball
as hard and fast as you can.

- I don't want to hurt them.
- If you do it,
I'll boy you frozen yogurt.

Oh! Can I get mine
in a waffle cone?

You bet.

You be ready. Let's go!

Oh. That's not bad.

Son of a bitch!

Come on!

- Oh!
- Whoa!

ZBZ has
three players left.

IKI's down to five.

ZBZ,
with just two players left.

Awesome!

- Nice, Casey.
- ZBZ with a catch.

- IKI down to three players
- Come on.

- Hey!
- Whoo!

Whoo!

All right, girls.
We're down to our final four.

Last team standing wins.

Beth, take Casey out.

I'll try not to make it
hurt too much.

Oh, Beth. Before you throw it,
I think your ball has a leak.
Can I see it?

- Oh, sure.
- Beth, don't!

Nice one, Case.

Sorry, Beth, you're out.

Bye, Casey!
Bye, new girl!

IKI down to one player.

- May I?
- Take her out.

That's a catch.

We won!

Casey, I told you
we'd win...

The winner is Zeta Beta Zeta!

That was awesome!

See, Jordan, there's
a place for you at ZBZ.

We're not just girly-girls.
We like to spend
a Sunday kicking ass

before we watch
the game at Dobler's.

I didn't know you guys
were football fans.

Yeah. Really, we just watch
the guys that watch the game,
but...

You do?

I'm just here
for moral support.

Ooh, who is that?
Enquiring minds want to know.

That is Andy,
a KT pledge I'm dating.

- You're dating
Rusty's little brother?
- Yeah.

Last week, he took me
to the Olive Garden.

OK, it is so hard to flirt
around endless breadsticks.

Oh, my God,
you totally like him.

Come in.

Let me guess, you're here to
discuss the Winter Semi-Formal?

- What happened, Evan?
- Now, you want to discuss this?

Why'd you cheat on me? Why'd
you bring her to the house?

Were you trying to hurt me?

Maybe a little.
It can really make you crazy

when you doubt whether
the people close to you
really care about you.

- You wouldn't understand.
- Why, because I don't
have a trust fund?

You used me
to make Casey jealous.

We both started
this relationship
as a business arrangement,

- back at spring break.
- I know what my motives were.

Yours, I still don't get.

Why do you care so much
about being a Chambers?

- This isn't exactly
Victorian England.
- You wouldn't understand.

Well, try me.

OK.

When my mother was younger,
she could've married
anyone she wanted.

She's beautiful, like me.

Old money family
in Virginia.

Then one night she meets
this handsome, aspiring
musician from New York.

My grandparents disapprove
and give her an ultimatum.

She can have her
inheritance or my dad.

And in this grand romantic
gesture, she chose him.

She didn't care he was broke.
She loved him.

Until he took
the show on the road,

and we never saw him again.

- I didn't know that.
- I didn't want you to.

I always thought she was
stupid to give all that up

for something
as unreliable as love.

But maybe she was right.

Do you like her?

The girl in the car?

Honestly?
I hardly even know her.

Um, last year,
when you cheated on Casey,

- I told her to ignore it.
Remember?
- Mm-hm.

To just find a way
to make it right for herself,

to stay with you for all the
advantages you could give her.

Nice.

It's a lot easier to give
that advice than to take it.

It wasn't all
opportunity, you know.

- Us.
- I know.

I'm sorry it didn't work out.

Me, too.

You gonna be OK?

I'm gonna be OK.

The I-Kaps could use you
in our corner though.

We are the hottest
girls on campus, so...

You should really work
on that confidence problem.

I'll add it to my
self-improvement list.

Good luck, Evan.

Hey!
Spitter's back.

You need a place to crash
till you find a new apartment?

That's OK. Dale got
us a new apartment.

- And I think he got
himself a girlfriend.
- Impressive for a shut-in.

Is it one of those
prison pen-pal type things?

No, it's our
apartment complex manager.

- Trust me,
it's weirder than it sounds.
- Huh.

So does this
mean no more nachos?

No more nachos.

And no more avoiding
uncomfortable situations.

I'm sorry, I lost
you after nachos.

I've been avoiding
coming over to the house.

Watching Andy and Jordan
together is physically painful.

Is it kinda like
watching Michael Douglas
and Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Kinda.

I know that feeling well.
It's torture,

watching the girl of your dreams
on the arm of some other guy.

I just wish I could
accept it and stop hoping
for things to change.

Nah. You've always
got to have hope.

OK, I'm going in.
Wish me luck.

- Hey, there's my big bro!
- Rusty, where have you been?
I've missed you.

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