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- Previously on Greek:
- Rebecca, what's going on?

Oh, we couldn't find parking
in front of our house.

Rebecca called last night,
and she's defecting

to the
Iota Kappa Iota house.

Rebecca, you chose us.

- We initiated you.
- And I changed my mind.

- See you girls
around Greek Row.
- Bye.

Everybody really wants
this Andy guy.

- I want you to
bring him here.
- Don't worry about it.

He's way too ambitious
for the Kappa Taus.

It's as good as done.

Hurry up, guys.
Hurry up!

They're hijacking
our bus.

Hey, has anyone
seen Andy?

Kappa Tau! Kappa Tau!
Kappa Tau!

Jeez, Rebecca!

Keep it down. This is
a secret meeting.

- Why is this traitorous
turnskirt here?
- She didn't deactivate ZBZ.

- I'm a mole in
Frannie's house.
- Yay rush spy!

She's gonna
help us out, Case.

If you're so worried
about Rebecca

maybe you need to take
a bigger role in rush,

like becoming
my new rush chair.

- Yes!
- Yes!

All right, let's say
I'm with an awesome rushee,

someone I could totally
see in the house.

While talking to her, I put up
one finger behind my back.

- What does that mean? Betsy?!
- Oh, immediate backup!

- Good. Three fingers. Reagan?
- Legacy?

- Fingers crossed. Holly?
- A waste of time!

Ooh! I love all our hand
signals. I feel like

all those deaf people that
work at the stock exchange!

And there's a new
hand signal this year.

Devil horns are for
when you meet a rushee

interested in Frannie's new
sorority, Iota Kappa Iota.

We'll be competing with them for
the same type of girls this rush

and since the Ickies have
yet to join Panhellenic,

they don't have to follow
the rules, but we do.

It's against the rules for
us to bad-mouth another
sorority during rush.

So try and be
subtle when you do.

Um, what do we say
if a rushee asks

about Frannie taking half of the
house? Or that dues might go up

if we don't get at
least 25 new pledges?

Ladies, ladies.

We have a reputation
to uphold. Lie.

OK, so tonight is round robins.
We don't have much time

with each group of
rushees coming through,

so study your
facebooks!

Then tomorrow night
is Skit Night,

and we've decided to do
our Fashion Week skit again,

since it was such a big hit
with the girls last year.

And because we get to dress up
like supermodels. I call Gisele!

Oh, but don't forget...

Skit Night is the last
impression we get to make,

so let's make it awesome!

We're on.

Isn't this awesome? Our
first meeting as actives.

Finally we get to see how it
all works behind the curtain.

We get to be the guys involved
in choosing the next
generation of Kappa Tau.

And we get to haze 'em. I got
so much pent-up aggression.

All right,
let's get started!

It's a new year.
A fresh start.

And a fresh crop
of freshman girls...

OK, first topic of
discussion: Spring Break.

Now, Myrtle Beach was fun, but
this year I'm thinking Mykonos.

Does anyone have
a trust fund?

Spitter, you sly dog, you've
been holding out on us!

Uh, Cap,
what about rush?

Isn't that a little more
pressing than Spring Break?

- I mean, it starts tomorrow.
- Rush! Of course.

Uh, thank you for reminding me.
I completely forgot.

Uh, Rush Chair Wade,
what's our plan?

I'm Rush Chair again?

Oh, right. We also
forgot to hold elections.
Uh, dibs on President!

Social Chair!
I said it first!

Jinx!

Hey! All right,
I have a plan.

Since no one died,
flunked out, or graduated,

I decree that all officers
get a second term.

Any objections?
Problem solved! Moving on!

OK, second-term Rush Chair Wade,
what's our rush strategy?

- To get new pledges.
- Brilliant! How do we do that?

By throwing our top
secret rush party.

Sounds like a plan!
All right!

Wait, that's it? That's all
you guys do for rush?

- Shouldn't we get
out there and recruit?
- Sounds like work.

The guys who belong
at KT, find KT.

It's something I like
to call "karmic synergy."

Ooh. Sounds fancy.

But what if we were
a little more proactive?

Look, it's not that
we don't want to work
to find new recruits,

but by working, we're working
against karmic synergy...

...which benefits no one.
So the only solution

is to throw a party and
let karmic synergy...

The only solution
is to throw a party

and let karmic synergy...

...work for us.

Now, as for the party,
Spitter, you get the ice.

Pickle, you're on puke
patrol. I'm very sorry.

There's a mop and a bag of
sawdust in the back hall closet.

I suggest you breathe
through your mouth.

And where's Gonzo?

Cap, we're
actives now.

Hey, not exactly. You're what
we like to call post-pledges.

And until we have
new pledges,

you're still the low men
on the KT totem pole.

Sorry. All right,
back to Spring Break.

Now, Mykonos.
Who knows where it's at?

Anyone?

- Canada.
- Africa.

Psst!

Over here.

Were you followed?

No. And is this
really necessary?

We're spying on
Frannie, not France.

Frannie's been super paranoid
after "the lake incident."

I can't risk
blowing my cover.

So what tricks does Frannie
have up her sleeve for rush?

All I know is she's not
planning on abiding
by Panhellenic's rules.

She's planning a party
after Skit Night,

with alcohol
and Omega Chis.

- That is so not fair.
She's using booze and boys?
- And so obvious.

Maybe you can tell us something
we don't already know?

Does that crazy old lady
still live there?

Maybe you can get her
to sabotage the party,

like come downstairs
naked without her
dentures or something.

Frannie's
taken care of Joan.

Did Frannie kill her? 'Cause
that would help us so much.

No, she bought her a case of gin
and locked her upstairs.

She's thought of everything
and sharing nothing.

I think it's time for a
I'm thinking
I befriend the rushees,

then pull a Jerry Maguire,
announcing my departure

and taking them
back with me to ZBZ.

Unfortunately, all that
plan got Jerry Maguire

was a goldfish and
Renee Zellweger,
neither of which we want.

So we need intel on what
Frannie's doing to attract girls

and who she's focusing on,
then we can block her
if we have to.

Stick to the
original plan.

- But my plan's better.
- No, mine is.

The problem is you need
to be more proactive.

Or maybe the problem is you're
a control freak who just...?

OK! OK. Maybe
she can do both?

Yay! Coalition
of the willing!

Ooh, she's good.

Look at all these clubs
recruiting freshmen.

We should do something
like this.

Fraternities don't set up booths
in the quad for fraternity rush.

We'd look like
total losers.

Or we'd look like total winners
because we care so much.

No. That definitely
wouldn't happen.

Relax, we have karmic
synergy working for us.

Heads up!

It was close.

- Andy, hey. How's it going?
- It's all good.

Haven't seen you since the
bus ride back from the lake.

That speech you made,
you were awesome!

Hey, Rusty, sorry. I
haven't thrown in a while.

I'm gonna head to practice.

You need to work
on that spiral, Cal.

- So Andy's pretty cool, huh?
- Yeah, I guess.

Did he say anything
about me after the lake?

- Do you have a crush on him?
- No, I think I might
want to rush him.

- I have a rush crush.
- Ah, OK.

Well, you should know that
Omega Chi is all over him.

He's from old East Coast
money, star student athlete...

he's the number one rush recruit
at CRU, and Evan wants him bad.

I don't mean to step on
your toes or anything,

I know you're friends
from high school...

I just want Andy to end up where
he's gonna be the happiest,

- which might be Omega Chi.
- Or it might be Kappa Tau.

Well, he did say he had
fun with you guys coming
back from Canyon Lake.

So he did say something
about me after the lake!

I'm sure he'll call.

Sorry! Just testing out
the new cleaver.

No worries.

Thanks, bro.

I thought I was in
charge of ice.

You are, my little ice princess.
And when you're queen,

you'll be in charge
of the ice luge.

Guess what, Cap? I think I
just experienced karmic synergy.

Did you eat the brownies in the
fridge? Because those were mine.

No, I was on campus

and this football came flying at
my head and I closed my eyes

and this guy just reached
out and grabbed it,

saving me from
a broken nose, or worse.

Guess who it was?

That guy Andy.
You met him on the bus.

Oh, the football guy?

The guy who came to the
lake with the Omega Chis?

Evan wants him real bad, but I
think he's interested in the KT.

Great.
Well, if he's rushing,

he'll stop by the house
with the other rushees

and karmic synergy
will work it out.

But Cap, I keep
running into him.

On the bus, the quad. If that's
not karmic synergy, what is it?

Coincidence. Now if
you'll excuse me,

I have ice to attend
to and so do you.

Everyone spread out
to make us look bigger!

And don't forget to use
your hand signals!

Betsy, stop eating
the mint Milanos,
those are for the rushees!

Finally some intel
from Rebecca.

She entered rush late,
so she's not in the facebook.

Her name is
Maya Stewart.

As in Martha Stewart's niece.

Oh, my God, I read The Martha
Blog every day. I'm addicted.

A girl like this could raise
our profile during rush.

Not to mention be
an asset to the house.

And Martha might visit
with wedding and cooking
and traveling tips!

Easy, Ash, we have
to play it cool.

We also have to hit her
with everything we've got.

- Betsy, Niya, Donna, Erika...
- Yeah?

You four are to not let
this girl out of your
sight, do you understand?

Are you sure you want
the four of us on one girl?

I mean, the rushees already
outnumber us as it is.

The rest of the girls are just
gonna have to pick up the slack!

OK, sure.

Hi.

Welcome to
Zeta Beta Zeta!

OK, guys, come on in.
There you go. Have fun.

Oh, there she is.
Go! Go! Go!

Maya Stewart
better be worth it.

Thanksgivings at Martha's?

- Hi!
- Hi.

I'm Ashleigh, president
of Zeta Beta Zeta.

- And I'm Casey Cartwright.
- So nice to meet you!

I thought
becoming an active

meant you're automatically
one of the guys. An equal.

But I'm still the one
getting ice for the party.

Last night, some of the guys
woke me up at 3:00am

and made me get six cans
of whipped cream.

- Did you do it?
- I was half-asleep and
already in the checkout line

before I realized
I'm not a pledge anymore.

Hey, Rus, man, listen, I just
wanted to say no hard feelings.

No, still hard, Evan.

My feelings, that is.
My feelings are still hard.

Hey, Rus!

I gotta go.

Not because of him,
I just gotta go.

Oh, hey, so I was talking to
your buddy, what's-his-name?

- Um, Andy?
- Andy. That's right.

OK, I need you to step in and
really close the deal on him.

I don't want to lose him
to Kappa Tool.

Give him this bid.

You know,
maybe you should.

Uh, I'm sure
it would mean more

coming from the president
of the fraternity.

No, I mean, you guys went
to high school together,
you've got a history.

I got somewhere I gotta go.
You're all over this.

...then went in for the lime,
and accidentally spit
tequila all over her!

Nice move, Spitter.

Hey, what do you think
my nickname would be?

Hard to say. It could be
anything, really.

Why? Are you interested
in possibly getting one?

I mean, by pledging Kappa Tau.
They could give you a nickname.

- It could be Andy-licious...
- Hmm.

...or something
cooler than that.

Sixty-eight percent
isn't terrible.

Last year we had a
93 percent acceptance rate

to our Skit Night
invitations.

I'm responsible for
our first D-plus!

If it makes you feel any better,
it's not my first one.

And we'll get 100 percent
of our 68 percent,

which would be better than last
year and give us a 'B' average.

Right! I'm not worried.
Our Fashion Week skit

will kick major ass, Maya
Stewart's going to be there,

making all the other
girls want to be there.

Hey, girls.
Did you hear?

Iota Kappa Iota, 95 percent.
Pretty good for our first rush.

Well, we got Maya Stewart.
As in Martha Stewart's niece.

As in, suck on that.

Oh, yeah,
I met her, too.

Only I didn't extend
her an invitation.

Turns out she's
a total fraud.

I hear she got
kicked out of rush.

Sorry to rain
on your rush parade.

Good luck with
Skit Night, though.

Does this mean
Martha's not coming

to help us plant our own herb
garden? How are we supposed

to cultivate basil in this
environment? We need her!

We need to talk
to Rebecca, now.

Ugh, why hasn't
Rebecca texted us back yet?

Maybe Frannie knows.
What if she's torturing Rebecca

in the basement, trying
to make her confess?

I wouldn't put it past her.
Remember when she put that
curling iron up to Amy's neck

to find out who
finished off her vodka?

Yeah, it worked.
Amy confessed.

It was coerced.
We all know it was Betsy.

Hey, Case, can we talk?

I'm gonna get the binoculars and
start checking basement windows.

I need some rush advice.

Sure, but we had
the worst return ever

on our Skit Night invites,
so I may not be the one to ask.

You're all I have
at this point.

Cappie doesn't want me
going after this rushee

who I know is perfect
for Kappa Tau.

Kappa Taus don't really
go after rushees.

I know, karmic
synergy whatever.

Regardless,
if I wanted to,

how can I convince Cappie
that I'm right about this?

What is it with you new actives?
You've been one five seconds...

I'm just trying to prove myself.
Why is that such a bad thing?

OK.

Well, even as an active,
there's still a hierarchy.

If you really want this guy,
you've got to get him
invested in the house.

Then you got to get
a few senior members,

like Cappie, or whoever,
invested in him.

- OK. How do I do that?
- Find common ground.

What's his deal?
What are his hobbies?

He's on the football team.
Number one high school recruit.

He's the number one
football recruit?

Every house on campus
will offer him a bid.

He'll probably just end up
at Lambda Sig or Omega Chi.

- I found Rebecca!
- In the basement?

No, she texted me.
She's ready to meet.

It smells like
cat pee in here.

Cat pee and pickles.

What's so urgent that we had to
risk another meeting in person?

- You gave us bogus intel
on Maya Stewart.
- What do you mean?

She means she's not Martha
Stewart's niece.

We put all our focus on
her and lost other
girls because of it.

- And that's my fault?
- You're the mole!

We're relying on your
intel to be accurate.
You're terrible at this.

Maybe it's a
faulty strategy.

Maybe we should
pull the plug.

Maybe Frannie's feeding
her bad information.

No way. Frannie
totally trusts me.

Oh, yeah? How can
you be certain?

Because this morning,
she let me use her hairbrush.

- The silver one?
- Mm-hmm.

Wow, she never
lets anyone use that.

Not even Casey when they
didn't hate each other.

That brush was from Titanic. She
paid a fortune for it off eBay.

I know. Leo used it to brush
Kate's hair in a deleted scene.

- I miss young Leo.
- So do I.

Look, I'm not trying
to be a problem, Casey.

I'm just trying to
prove myself.

OK, fine.

Is there anything else
you know that we can use?

Anything about Skit Night?
Is her skit better than ours?

I'm not sure. She has a skit
committee, sworn to secrecy.

But I did find a bunch of sailor
hats in the hallway closet,

about 50 or so. It must be
something revolving around that.

Sailor hats?

She is so good!

I can see your leg,
Rebecca.

I did not think you could
throw a football, Spitter.

I used to play. Long time ago.
Little League, actually.

But I still love tossing
around the old pigskin.

Pigskin? All right,
hit me deep, Archie Manning.

You gotta dive for it!

Hey, Andy! Calvin!
Over here!

Spitter, I'm sorry, man. I
thought you were calling for it.

Dude, your face is
like a ball magnet.

I would've caught it.
I was distracted.

You guys remember
Andy, right?

Oh, yeah, Andy. What a
coincidence running
into you like this,

here on the quad nearest
the Freshmen Dorms.

Yeah, how random.

Beaver plays
football, too.

He was an all-state
defensive lineman,

recruited to play ball
here four years ago.

No kidding? I didn't
see you at training camp.

- I had to drop the team.
- Injury?

- Yeah, the, uh...
- Hangover.

I bet you guys
have so much in common.

- All-state cornerback.
- Nice! De-fense!

No way! Is that
the Iron Man car?

Hey, guys!

I didn't think the KT's
believed in exercise.

Want to keep our heart rate up
for when your mom comes in town.

Seriously, she's foxy.

- I know! Yes.
- You've seen her?

Hey, Andy.
Wanna go for a drive?

I'll see you guys later.

He's using the car?
How do we compete with that?

- We don't compete with that.
- We could borrow Wade's Miata.

Nah. Karmic synergy.

Wade drives a Miata?

Whatever. Maybe
they're sexy sailor hats.

Still, compared to Fashion
Week? It doesn't make sense.

Whatever. It is
so not our problem.

Our skit is going
to kick her skit's ass.

Ash, what happened
to our skit stuff?

- Maybe someone moved it?
- Why would someone move it?

I don't know. I'm trying
not to freak out, Case.

Hey. Frannie stopped by to pick
up the Fashion Week decorations.

But what skit
are we doing now?

- You let her take them?
- Oh, God!

She said that she
talked to you about it

and she said that you
said that you thought

it would be best
for her to have them.

- Oh, God! Am I in trouble?
- I think we all are.

I can't believe Frannie
stole our decorations!

- That's so... so...
- Like her?

Yes! And Rebecca isn't stupid,
she should've known about this.

Is it just me, or is there
something fishy going on?

Need to borrow some sugar?

We just came by to wish
you luck with Skit Night.

Oh, you're doing
Fashion Week, too?

'Cause we were wondering what
happened to all of our stuff.

I believe Fashion Week
was my idea.

When you were at ZBZ.

Sounds like an intellectual
property dispute.

- You should call your lawyers.
- We don't have any lawyers.

I have some sailor
hats you can borrow.

Always wise to have
a backup plan.

What do they want?

They came by to wish us luck
on our skit. Isn't that nice?

We were also hoping
to speak with Rebecca.

We think it was a mistake
for you to leave ZBZ,

and that maybe you
should come back.

Sorry, Case, I'm here to stay,
so maybe you should get over it.

And then get
your roots done.

- Your roots are fine.
- Whatever. Let's just go.

We need a new skit.

I'm Wade Matthews,
Rush Chair.

Second term.

Come on! I've been nailing
that all night, I swear!

How many of you know our
reputation? Raise your hands.

Wonderful. Everyone with
your hand up, get out.

Andy might be
in the next group.

Yeah, if he doesn't
listen to Wade.

That'd be
pretty KT, huh?

If he comes
through that door,

maybe we should give
him a bid tonight

so we don't lose
him to Omega Chi.

Well, you can't lose if
you don't play the game.

Did I just make that up? Wait,
no. Oscar from Sesame Street.

- He's such a grouch.
- What do you have against Andy?

Nothing. We just don't give
early bids. It's not the KT way.

Let the Omega Chis and
the Lambda Sigs kiss his ass.

We'll leave it to karmic
synergy to see if Andy walks
through that door.

- Hey!
- Huh? Nice.

You did it.
You were right.

Andy.

Really? Sisterhood of
the Traveling ZBZ Pants?

We have to do something.
Come on, it could be cute.

I wanted
to be fierce!

I wanted to be
Heidi Klum again!

Now I have to be
freakin' Blake Lively.

At least you're blonde. How will
anyone know I'm America Ferrera?

Don't you think it's weird
Frannie stole the decorations

at the exact moment we
were meeting with Rebecca?

Or that she didn't text us

when she saw the Fashion Week
stuff in the Icky house?

Maybe she
just got home.

Maybe.

What about the sailor hats?
Frannie's backup plan?

Frannie does like to plan.

Once I saw her calendar.
It's crazy full.

And then there was
Rebecca's whole,

"I'm just trying to prove
myself." What a load of crap.

And don't even get me
started on Maya...

I am tempted to
write a letter to Martha.

Let her prison friends
teach Maya a lesson or two.

You know, she never
actually forgave me
for kissing Cappie, either.

Whose idea was it for Rebecca to
be the mole in the first place?

Rebecca's.

♪ I like enjoying myself ♪

Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy!

♪ I like enjoying
myself at parties ♪

Come on, Andy! Come on!

Whoo!
My first ice luge!

It makes it so cold going
down into your belly!

Cappie!

Andy, come here. Cappie,
you remember Andy, right?

Hey! Hey, Andy.
Thanks for coming by.

Thanks for having me! Rusty told
me KT's throw the best parties.

He was not joking.

Thanks for telling me
to keep my hand down.

You told him that?

Well, if you think
we have cool parties,

you should go
check out Omega Chi.

They went indoor skydiving
at their last date night.

Have you... Have you
been to Omega Chi yet?

Indoor skydiving.
How cool is that?

Yeah, yeah, we're
heading there next.

Great! Listen, I think you're
really gonna like it there.

Uh... I'm sorry.

Nah. It's cool, Rus.

I... I should probably go.

♪ I said maybe
you can enjoy me ♪

♪ For the rest
of the night ♪

Why are you the only one
who gets to judge

who's a Kappa Tau
and who isn't?

I'm not judging anyone.

Like I said before,
it's all karmic synergy.

Don't feel bad that you
can't recognize it yet.

Like "the Force," bowling,
it takes years to master.

Cut it out, Cap,
I'm an active now...

- Post-pledge.
- Well, in my
post-pledge opinion,

I think Andy will make
a good Kappa Tau.

- I disagree.
- Why?

- Because.
- But why?

- Because, that's why.
- Stop it.

- Why?
- Because.

- Because why?
- Cap! Why?

Because!

You told Andy
of our reputation,

and then by telling him
not to raise his hand,

you defied a long history of
tradition of karmic synergy.

There's a method
to our madness.

It may not be a perfect method,
it may not even be a method,

but it's the way
we do things here at KT.

And you know what? We're
pretty happy with the results.

What about my method?

What about what I can
offer to the house?

And what he can offer
to the house.

He's a valedictorian.
He's a football star.

We don't get guys
because they're gets.

That's an
Evan Chambers move.

What more do you
know about him?

See? Karmic synergy.

What if he was meant to be a
Kappa Tau and I screwed it up?

Unfortunately, that's
something we'll never know,

along with what hot dogs are
made from, how Smurfs reproduce.

And yes, you're
almost an active,

but you still
have much to learn.

And, regardless, I promise
to start treating you

more like an equal...

- ...in 12 hours.
- Why 12 hours?

Because then
we'll have pledges,

and right now
we're out of ice.

There you go. Six bags
should do it. Thanks.

Isn't it weird how the entire
house can fit into these pants?

It's because
we're sisters.

Don't you think the pants have
the magic to keep us together?

Oh! Right. The pants have the
magic to keep us together

as ZBZ sisters for
the rest of our lives.

Maybe these pants
will fit you, too!

♪ Beginning of it ♪

♪ When you're standing in
the afterglow of my sun ♪

♪ Now you're runnin' for
it like you've always ♪

Andy. Hey, man, glad
you could make it.

And, uh, this is your
last stop, right?

Yeah, I think so.

And... what's the verdict?

Well, to be honest, the one
house I was ready to join
doesn't seem to want me.

I'm sure there's a lot of houses
that are gonna want you,

including Omega Chi. And, uh, I
think you'd really like it here.

I know I do.

Thanks, Cal.

Look, man,
no pressure, all right?

If you decide to join,
I'll see you at the bid
party tomorrow night, OK?

Cool, man.

He's leaving?

You know, we're all headed to
a party at Frannie's new house.

- Did he accept the bid?
- Yeah. He's gonna sleep on it.

You said this was
a done deal.

He's seriously considering
Omega Chi, all right?

I'm not gonna pressure someone
that doesn't want to be here.

I tried to help you out.
I let him drive my car,

I gave you the bid,
but you failed.

I failed? You hung out with him
for, like, five minutes.

You know his resume, but you
don't even know his name.

Where have
you been, Evan?

Andy! What are
you doing out here?

Just heading back to the
dorm. That's a lot of ice.

Someone has
to get it,

and I'm still low man
on the KT totem pole.

Oh, not for long,
though, right?

You'll have plenty of pledges
to order around soon enough.

How'd things go
at Omega Chi?

To tell you the truth?

Other than Calvin, I thought the
Omega Chis were pretty shallow.

They're like
a Greek kiddie pool.

All they want to do
is talk about football.

I don't know. I guess I'm
sort of used to being labeled

at this point, you know?
People find out

you're a football player, think
they've got you figured out.

"He's cool. He's dumb. He
parties. He has tons of sex."

Yeah, I have the same problem
as a polymer science major.

OK, not the same problem,

but I get labeled, too.

Most people don't equate it

with being in the
Greek system, you know?

Yeah, I do.

I don't know, I figured I'd walk
into a house and just know...

...this is where
I'm meant to be.

And I thought I had, when I
walked into Kappa Tau.

I love that movie! And
the guy who played Kostos?

Oh, my God, so dreamy.

Eh.

I wouldn't kick
him out of bed.

This is our
favorite house.

You all are so much nicer than
the girls at the IKI house.

We totally are!

Especially compared to the
super rude girl over there

who was ripping on ZBZ.
She was so nasty.

Let me guess, was
her name Frannie?

She was that senator's
daughter. Something Hogan?

Excuse us.

Rebecca's unnecessarily
bad-mouthing us? That seals it.

I can't believe Rebecca
manipulated us like this!

You know Frannie's
loving it. I can see them

toasting each other, laughing
about how they fooled us.

♪ What's your name?
Where you from? ♪

♪ Who you know?
What you got? ♪

Are you two defecting
to my house or...

- ...just crossing the border?
- We're on to you.

We know you're not planning
on coming back to ZBZ.

- You've been
bad-mouthing ZBZ...
- Uh, Casey...

If you were actually our mole
and actually trying to help us,

why would you be doing
that in front of rushees?

Because Frannie was
standing right next to me,

just like she is
right now.

What? You think
I didn't know?

Wait. You knew? And you didn't
know she knew? Which means...

I figured it out
after the lake party.

You're a terrible mole.

See? She thinks so, too.

Oh, my God! I'm 19! I'm not
Sydney frickin' Bristow!

What about the Titanic brush?
You let Rebecca use it.

The real brush
is under lock and key.

That brush was fake,

kind of like your
friend Maya Stewart:

A theater major who
needed some quick cash.

Oh, God. May I have
your attention, everyone?

I think everyone
has the right to know

that apparently
ZBZ was so hard-up,

they sent a spy into
my house for rush week!

Kind of desperate,
don't you think?

And now, I'm sorry,
but on Greek Row,

one day you're in, and the
next day you're out...

...and you three are out.

Auf Wiedersehen.

- Bye, ladies!
- Goodbye!

Bye, Casey! Bye, Ashleigh!
Bye, Rebecca!

I guess we kind of
humiliated ourselves

in front of most of this
year's rush class, huh?

Well, you did.

I really wanted to
trust you, Rebecca.

It was just hard, given
our history together.

Our history together
is exactly

what made me want
to prove myself to you.

Despite all our issues,
I still haven't forgotten

that you stuck your
neck out for me.

So how do you think
Frannie figured it out?

After the lake party, she asked
what room I wanted in the house.

I told her I didn't care.

Well, that was a gimme.

Everyone knows you're kinda
bitchy about stuff like that.

I know, right?
I wasn't thinking.

I really am
a terrible mole.

Sorry.

I'm sorry I thought
you were a double agent.

You really were trying to
prove yourself, weren't you?

Oh, and I'm sorry
about your roots.

That's OK, I know
you didn't mean it.

No, I mean, I'm
sorry about them.

You could use a
little touch-up.

- Get your own bag.
- Whatever.

At this hour they'll just go
straight to your hips anyway.

While we appreciate you
doing double duty on puke patrol

and as rushee party
pic purveyor,

the point is to
get their face.

Sorry.

Wasn't meant
to be. Next!

Boo!

OK, all right. Next!

Oh, ooh, ooh!
I like this guy.

He's bald, and we don't have
a bald guy in the house.

He started balding
at age 12.

Can you imagine the ridicule
he must have gone through,

all the nicknames
he must have had?

We should call him
Cue Ball.

You just want to rub his head
for good luck, you know?

All right, all in favor
of giving Cue Ball a bid?

Perfect. Moving on.

Oh! This guy's name
is Anthony Hopkins!

It's his real name! He told Wade
someone says "Hello, Clarice"

to him a dozen times a day
and he laughs every time.

I mean, we don't even
need to vote, right?

He's definitely in.
OK, next photo.

- Uh, next.
- Wait! Let me say something.

This is Andy, and he really
wants to be a Kappa Tau.

I screwed up.

I tried to mess
with karmic synergy

and recruit Andy
into our house.

I told him not to raise his hand
after Wade drops the cleaver.

What?

I know, it was wrong.
It's not the KT way.

I was rushing him
based on his resume,

just like every other
house on campus,

but Andy should not have
to pay for my mistake.

He said when he walked
in that he knew this was
the place for him.

Maybe he wouldn't have run
away or raised his hand,

and ended up at the
party without my help.

We'll never know.

But what I do know is that
Andy's a really great guy.

And we could call him
Andy-licious...

...or something cooler.

Come on, Cap,
it's been 12 hours.

All right, then,
let's put it to a vote.

All in favor of
Rusty's golden boy, Andy?

- He's in.
- All right.

Oh, great. Little Debbie Gibson
accepted our bid. That's nice.

We're not exactly in the
position to deny anyone now.

OK, fine, I'll try to
appreciate her style

as ironically faux-retro-trashy
or something.

At least we got
some pledges.

Twenty is a
respectable number.

We'll just have to give out
some snap bids, no problem.

I can't wait for our pref
party with the Lambda Sigs.

After all this estrogen,
I could use a good
injection of testosterone.

Hi!

Rebecca,
how did you... ?

I told them about Frannie-gate,
and why I wanted to be the mole,

despite protests
from leadership.

Then I got them to accept
their bids to ZBZ.

Way to go, Rebecca!

Maybe I underestimated
your plan after all.

Oh, I have a
present for you.

- Frannie's Titanic brush?
- The real one.

- How did you...?
- I may be
a terrible mole,

but I'm an
excellent thief.

Becca!

♪ You're supposed
to be my friend ♪

Listen up, everybody!
This is Todd, aka Cue Ball!

And this is Anthony Hopkins,
aka... Anthony Hopkins!

Two more KT pledges!

♪ It's hard to get you
on the phone ♪

♪ But you're supposed to be ♪

Yeah!

Well, I guess he's not gonna
show. I'm sorry, Spitter.

I just... I thought it was
for real, you know?

I thought it was
karmic synergy.

Hmm.
Looks like it was.

Well, go on! Go introduce your
pledge. He's your monkey now.

- You're here!
- Yeah, sorry I'm late.

I decided to stop by
Omega Chi...

you know, tell Calvin I decided
to accept my bid at Kappa Tau.

All right! Come on.

May I have your
attention, please?

- Shh.
- This is Andy,

aka Andy-licious!

- Or something way cooler.
- Yeah! Way cooler.

Another KT pledge!

♪ You're supposed to
Supposed to be my friend ♪

♪ You're supposed
to be my friend ♪