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Last season on Greek:

- You're off.
- Yeah, till the fall.

- Sophomore year.
- - We are gonna be roommates again.

What happened to you?
I was protecting the house.

From Rusty.
He started this and I ended it.

Like I said, he and I are even.

I'm starting my own sorority.
In fact, I rented
the house today.

Let's go, girls!
Becks, shall we?

- Rebecca...
- Becca!

I got accepted to grad school.

Caltech. California.

I just got a job.

I'd have to be in D.C.
in two weeks.

I need to take this internship
for me. Sounds selfish.

- I'm the one leaving.
- Do what's best for you.

It's not best for us, though.

Hi, Dr. Lewiston?
This is Max Tyler from CRU.

- How's your dilemma?
- I'm going to Washington.

You are?

I had so much fun
with you guys this year.

You were the nicest group of
campers I've ever met.

I'll see you next summer.

OK, Pine Saplings.

It's time to go home.

Grow into big strong trees.

- I'm gonna put it in your nose.
- Dylan, not again!

Put the pebble down.

- You OK?
- Yeah. Thanks, Rusty.

- Good save, Cartwright.
- Yeah.

I guess you could say
when it comes to little boys
I have the touch.

That's not what I meant.

Last day, son.
Keep it together.

All right, Pine Saplings,
gather round, gather round.

Little Pine Saplings,
take a seat.

Dylan, sit.

You boys may be leaving today,
but remember this:

Camp Tiny Pine is not
just a place, but a feeling.

A feeling that takes root
in your heart.

So wear your evergreen
friendship necklaces
close to the trunk

to remind you of the special
time that you had here.

Now go out there
and proudly spread your seed.

I'm really not sure
what's wrong with me today, sir.

Hey!

Not funny.

Casey, the door.

Oh, uh, wait.
I have to... Hold on.

- Sorry.
- What?

Do I need
to do something?

No, I have a code.

Oh, I've never been so happy to
see someone in my entire life.

Let's hope that lasts the whole
11 hour car trip back to Cyprus.

And that's 11 hours
not including gas,
food, bathrooms...

It could be 11 years.

Sorry.

So, you ready to start
a whole new year together?

Am I a horrible person
for being partly glad

your Caltech grant money
fell through

and you're stuck
at Cyprus with me?

I could never describe
you as horrible.

Even though that part
that's glad is way,

way bigger than the other
sad for you part?

I forgive you.

Oh, um, all that stuff
I told you about the summer,

let's just keep it
between us, OK?

I don't want
anyone else to know.

- Not even Ashleigh.
- Your secret's safe with me.

Here we are.

Yep.

You gonna get out?

Totally.

- You having second thoughts?
- No!

Well, no.

Change is good.
It's just...

The thought of disappointing
Ashleigh kind of scares the crap
out of me.

You're back,
you're back, you're back!

Seatbelts!

Hi!

OK, Casey and I have a lot
of catching up to do,

so you can just do
your manly unpacking thing.

I missed you so much!

OK, OK, so tell me.
Did you?

It took 44 summer campus tours.

But I did it. I am no longer
Credit Plus' bitch.

Whoo!

OK, I want to hear
all about Washington

because months of emails
aren't good enough.

But before that we have two
major house things to discuss.

First, OK,

I changed the rush balloons
from pink and white to all gold.

What the hell?

Yeah, you're right.
I knew it.

The bling-bling thing
is totally played out.

This is a sorority,
not a Beyonce video.

Why is Rebecca getting out
of Frannie's car?

Welcome back, Case!

Wow. You look tired.
Long drive?

Uh... Rebecca,
what's going on?

Oh, we couldn't find parking
in front of our house.

That was the second major thing.

Rebecca called last night
and she's defecting

to the Iota Kappa Iota house.

"Icky?"

No. Iota Kappa Iota.

Or the I-Kaps.

Or the "Ickies."

Rebecca, you chose us.
We initiated you last semester.

And I changed my mind.

See you, girls,
around Greek Row.

Bye.

Forget about stupid old Rebecca.

With the Dynamic Duo on the job,
ZBZ will be unstoppable.

Summer!

Hey!

Whoo-hoo!

Spitter, you promised
to wear your Speedo.

I just want to show these guys
my new room.

- I finished the redesign.
- Hey, Calvin. Hey, new guy.

Uh, this is my boy, Andy.

He and I used to play
high school football.

I'm a freshman.

And the Titans' number one
high school recruit.

But before you get any ideas
he'll be pledging Omega...

Don't say it. You know how
I feel about the "C" word.

Ooh, Popsicle?

- Hey, Beav.
- Hey.

- What flavor is this?
- Beer.

Freshmen.

You three have a fantastic time

and remember, here at Kappa Tau,

summer isn't officially over

until the fat professor
hands out the syllabus.

Hit the water slide.
Come on, guys.

Well, they're exactly
like you described them.

You even called
the water slide.

Oh, yeah, the KT's are
nothing if not obvious.

Hey, these are my brothers
you're talking about.

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

You're crazy if you think
you can get any work done here.

Sure that pledge paddle last
spring didn't leave any
lasting brain damage?

I still can't believe
that happened.

I'm in a really good mood
right now

and I don't want to talk
about Evan. Ever again.

OK.

So how are you gonna
get work done living here?

Just wait till you see
the oasis.

Wow. This is nice, Rus.

Let the belching contest begin!

It's almost freakishly quiet.

Acoustic foam panels
in the walls and the ceiling.

I might even come here to study.

See? I can have it all.

Full time honors engineer...

...full time Kappa Tau brother!

Full time honors engineer.

Full time Kappa Tau brother!

Engineer, brother, engineer...

OK, first on the agenda
should be rush,

but as we all know, we have
a little situation to deal with.

Since some of our officers have,
um, chosen a different path,

we need to fill
the following positions:

- Standards Chair.
- I nominate Ivy.

She has such
a strong moral center.

Um... OK. Done.

But as for the all-important
Rush Chair, Case...

- Oh. Laura.
- Really?

Rush Chair is
really important this year,

since we need twice the number
of pledges to fill the house,
thanks to Frannie.

So I think we need someone with
experience and someone I like.

Laura for sure.
Yeah, she can be abrasive...

You realize I'm right here?

...but it's all in good fun and
she is definitely experienced,

not to mention crazy organized.
Have you seen her closet?

All the hangers are
two finger spaces apart.

Two and a half.
And I accept.

What? I didn't even... OK.

OK. So, rush...

Here's what I'm thinking.

Let's cut down on decorations.
We'll tell everybody...

Wow, Frannie,

I can't believe you found
a vacant house on Greek Row.

This place is just so much
awesomer than the ZBZ house.

It's a work in progress.

And look. A ghost!

Hello, gals.

Um, sisters,
meet Joan, our landlady.

She lives all the way upstairs
and keeps to herself... mostly.

Although we've agreed as
a condition of the lease

that Joan can, very occasionally
and after giving notice,

mingle with us.

Very occasionally.

I was a Tri Pi myself, you know.
Back in the day.

I will never forget the
Sputnik mixer with Lambda Sig.

I let Eddie Bailey
put his hand right...

That's wonderful, Joan.

Um, why don't you go upstairs

and make yourself
another round of gimlets?

Uh, don't worry about her,
girls, OK.

Not even that old tramp
is gonna stop Iota Kappa Iota

from being
the very best house on campus.

I guarantee it.

As tenants of our model
apartment, you would be required

to keep the unit
neat and presentable.

But you two look tidy.

Oh, no, it's only me.

- He's here for moral support.
- Moral support.

I don't know about living
in a model apartment, though.

Well, this is all I have left.

Off-campus housing close to CRU
usually books by spring.

In exchange
you'll pay reduced rent.

Sounds like a good deal.

I'll give you a chance
to look around.

- Thank you.
- OK.

You sure this is what you want?

If there's one thing
I learned last summer,

it's that I have to make
my senior year count.

You can't do that in a sorority?

Last year two girls
nearly came to blows

over whether Cameron Diaz
looks better blonde or brunette.

And yes, those two girls were
Ashleigh and me.

We had a similar situation
in the dorm.

Not Cameron Diaz,
but a pretty heated scuffle

over the elastic properties of
Mr. Fantastic versus
Plastic Man.

Yes, it was
between me and Rusty.

Sorry,
this is not about me.

This is about you
and your dilemma.

Which is about to be solved.

Come on.

What are you guys doing?

What are you guys doing?

Spitter, basic rule
on a construction site:

never startle a man
with a power tool.

- It's a construction site?
- Yes.

We are constructing a loft.

It's 3:00 in the morning.

Yeah, well, the boys and I just
finished our nightly...

...morningly...
1:00 a.m. power naps.

- Morningly.
- Morningly.

So we're using
our time constructively

to turn this room into a quad.

Quad?

No, Cap.

No, Cappie, you cannot turn
my oasis into a quad.

Where the hell are Ben Bennett,
Pickle and Arrowhead supposed
to sleep, the shed?

They're not animals, Spitter.
Now where's my stud finder?

Stud finder, please.

You found me.
I'm a stud.

Seriously,
I need a stud finder.

Morning, Dale.

Hey. You're lucky
I got here when I did.

I had to fight off some surly
civil engineer to get this spot.

I told him to build a bridge
and get over it.

I can't believe
engineers camp out
to get their textbooks early.

Sophomore year's
most competitive.

You've got core requirements,
organic chem.

About a third of the class
usually drops out.

You look terrible, by the way.

I mean really bad.

My Kappa Tau oasis turned back
into a very loud desert.

But you know, I have to learn to
adapt to their unique schedule

if I want to have
the full experience.

I guess.

Why are you eating a corn dog?

It's breakfast on a stick.
It's sausage and cheese

wrapped in
a chocolate chip pancake

with maple dipping sauce.

Part of the KT meal plan.

You better get your act
together before classes start.

You can't count on me
to carry you again.

I might need to lean on you
this year a little too.

- Is that right?
- Yeah, it is right.

I'm not gonna get any help
from my new roommate, Peter.

He's ghostly pale, got this
weird, implacable accent.

He speaks English but
he's not American, you know.

He's unnervingly polite.

He wrote me a thank you note
yesterday for making my own bed.

Who does that?

Rusty?

OK, room 314, Megan Song.

Mainline Philly, voted
Most Photogenic, senior year.

Megan? Hi, I'm Frannie Morgan
and this is Rebecca Logan.

We're here
to welcome you to CRU.

Wow. Thanks.

Are you guys my
RA's or something?

You are so cute.

No. We're with the brand new
Iota Kappa Iota sorority,

and we're here to invite you to
our ultra-exclusive, top-secret,

pre-rush lake party
with the Omega Chis.

The hottest guys on campus.

Cool! But wait.

I thought we weren't allowed to
talk to you except during rush.

Can't you get in big trouble
with Pan-Hellenic
for dirty rushing?

That would be
if we were an ordinary sorority.

Iota Kappa Iota isn't affiliated
with Pan-Hellenic,

so we don't have to abide
by their rules.

But if you're not
Pan-Hellenic,

then how do you do all
the fun stuff like Greek Week?

Not to worry.
The moment rush is over,

we'll petition Pan-Hellenic
for membership.

Besides, consider how unfair it
is that sororities can't

have co-ed parties and alcohol
like fraternities can.

It's so patronizing
and sexist, right?

We won't have that problem.
We're local.

No nationals to worry about.

We can have all the fun of a
fraternity but without the mess.

- Sounds awesome.
- I know, right?

- See you at the lake.
- Thanks.

Great.
The whole women's lib crap.

I'm happy to see you've
come to your senses.

Me, too.

Hey. Thought you were
getting a single.

Case, you're back.

Believe it or not,
I'm really excited to see you.

I missed you.

Aw, aren't we cute.
Mom sent a package...

...with homemade snickerdoodles.

Oh. Why does she even try?

So, tell me.
How was Washington?

Oh, it was incredible.

So much fun. Learned a lot.

Are you aware that is
how you used to describe
going to church?

It was incredible.

I guess it left me feeling like
what I really need right now

is to expand my horizons.

Not go back to the same old
sorority business.

Wait a minute.

You're seriously down
on ZBZ right now?

I can't be the ultimate
sorority girl forever.

That's not real life.

You'll know what I mean
when you're a senior.

Nothing will stop me from being
a dedicated Kappa Tau brother.

Well.

- Hey, Cap.
- Oh, hey, Case.

How was the internship?

It was incredible.
So much fun. Learned a lot.

See you around.

What's with her?
Sunburn? D.C. tourist overload?

Stalked by the engineered ex?

Ex? No, they're still going out.

Max was gonna go to Caltech,
but he lost his grant

so he's gonna go
to grad school here instead.

Incredible. So much fun.

Yo, yo, pep log.
Think fast.

Wade got a whole case
for ten bucks.

Going out of business
at the Meat Hut this summer.

Does pepperoni expire?

We hope not.
That's what we're banking on.

Spitter, KT brothers don't ask,
they eat.

Now chow down.
It's almost 2:00.

- What's at 2:00?
- Afternoon nap.

Wow. I didn't know
you guys took so many naps.

Haven't you ever noticed how
quiet the house is at certain
times of the day?

I figured you're all in class.

What? No, but yes, we nap.

Napping is essential
for healthy brain development.

Isn't that for more,
like, babies?

Exactly. Beaver hit his 14 month
developmental milestones.

I can drink from a straw.

Doesn't all that napping make it
hard to sleep through the night?

How do you get up for classes?

Morning classes?

You are on fire today,
Spitzafrenic.

I just heard the most horrible
rumor in the history of rumors.

Oh, no. That sounds bad.

The "Ickies" are having
a pre-rush recruitment party
at Canyon Lake this weekend

with the Omega Chis.

She can't dirty rush
like that.

At least not so blatantly.

Technically, it's not
considered dirty rushing.

Until they're in Pan-Hellenic
she's allowed to do it.

That's so not fair.

Yay, good.
I'm really gonna need your help.

Now we can use your new
D.C. style scheming.

Right.
Yeah, let me think about it.

OK.

Hey, Case, how come
you haven't unpacked yet?

Uh, just busy I guess.

And why didn't you want
to be Rush Chair?

There's something you're not
telling me, isn't there?

Ash, I'm moving out
of the ZBZ house.

I found an apartment and I...
Well...

I signed the lease today.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was afraid
I'd change my mind.

- You should change your mind.
- I love living with you.

I can't imagine not being here.

And maybe that's a problem.

I want to try having some
distance from the house

for a little while.

I got so wrapped up
in it last year.

I need to be somewhere
without so many distractions

so I can focus.

If I want a career in politics,
I need to get serious.

I'm sorry, Ash.

What's this?

A few modifications to the
Kappa Tau lifestyle schedule.

I know, change is scary,

but this schedule will help
all the brothers

achieve the full
Kappa Tau experience

at an enhanced comfort level.

Eliminate the 1:00 a.m. nap?
Vegetables?

Good luck getting anyone
to sign up.

I'm just worried about my...
...our health.

And our course load.

You're the only Kappa Tau
who has a course load.

Cappie, I want to live like
a real Kappa Tau brother,

but I wasn't expecting
to live in a quad.

And don't you find the diet of
the smoked meats constipating?

Really, I don't, but I just
learned a little bit more
about you and I sympathize.

- So, maybe we can...
- Listen, Spitter,

I'm sorry, pal, but naps
and meats, they gotta stay.

But it just so happens
there's one single left.

Oh, Evan, I don't think
you met my friend, Andy.

Oh, no introduction necessary.
I know who this guy is.

Mr. 4.0, valedictorian,
runs a four-three-40.

I'm Evan Chambers.
I'm the president.

- O'Toole, grab this guy a beer.
- You got it.

No water slide?

Oh, no, man,
that's the KT's.

You want to have a seat?

What were you doing
at the KT house?

I was there to see Rusty,

and before you start
I told you, back off him.

And I told you I got
a little carried away.

I know it may sound like
a rich kid sob story,

but my family stuff
kinda got to me last year.

And now it doesn't?

I'm back.

I'm ready to focus on rush.

Listen, everybody
really wants this Andy guy.

The Lambda Sigs won't rest until
they get the number one football
recruit in their house.

- Bring him here.
- Don't worry about it.

He didn't play ball
with the Lambda Sig.

Trust me, he's far too ambitious
for the Kappa Taus.

- It's as good as done.
- All right.

One more thing.

If you mess with Rusty again
I will have to kick your ass.

Rich kid sob story or not.

Peace.

Hey, would you like to play?

'Cause you look like
you'd like to play.

I'm fine. Thanks.

- You need to get that out
of that... There you go.
- Hey!

- Now I've lost my place.
- You don't need a place.

Classes don't start for a week.

That's seven days of sleeping,
eating, drinking beer,

watching the entire series of
Full House on DVD.

- That's all you did
this summer?
- Of course not.

I also watched
Jon and Kate Plus 8.

It's amazing
how they make it all work.

You realize we're graduating
this year?

Hey, you speak for yourself.

Even you have
to grow up eventually.

Agreed, but there are several
developmental stages between
infancy and old age.

There's no reason to turn
yourself into a grandma
before you have to.

What are you worrying about?

You just finished the world's
most incredible, fun internship.

Mmm.

It sucked, didn't it?

I knew it as soon as I saw you.

Yes, it sucked.

But now I know
what real life demands.

I need to buckle down
and get serious.

And that means I don't get
to play this year.

Hmm.
Let me get this straight.

You make yourself miserable now,

hoping to be better prepared
for the misery to come later?

That's not what I meant.

Listen, you know you're gonna
end up dead someday.

Thanks, Cap, now I feel
so much better.

Well, you should.
You're going to die,
no matter what.

Hence the phrase, "Life is
short, so make the most of it."

Guess what?
College is short too.

And so is senior year.

Soon we'll be
graduating/dead, so...

...play hacky sack
while the sun shines.

That's actually
strangely profound.

I know. Right?

Cap, can I ask you a favor?

A favor you say?
I thought Max was on favor duty.

I heard
you guys got back together.

Yeah, the only bright spot
of my summer.

But this favor is more you.

It falls under the
"play hacky sack while
the sun shines" category.

Excellent. Hit me.

Beaver, this isn't the bathroom.

That's not Beaver.

Possum!

You stay away!

This is supposed to be a single.

Shoo! Shoo!

Go away!

- You sleep in a shed?
- Crap. What time is it?

It's 11:00 a.m. You can thank me
later for waking you up.

I've got bigger problems.

Like this.
My roommate is Canadian.

How am I supposed to sleep
at night with some foreigner

waving his alien flag
in what's obviously an act
of anti-American aggression?

Dale, you put up
the flag when...

Rusty, do this for me.
Don't think about it, do it.

Say this word. "A-B-U-O-T."

- "Aboot."
- He got to you too.

I think you just misspelled
the word "about."

All right, OK. I'm sorry.
I thought I lost you there.

Listen, until I can get this
Mountie-loving,

moose-smelling
hockey fan deported,

can I bunk here with you
for a little bit?

I'd prefer to sleep on the
left side with two pillows.

I may not be bunking here
much longer myself.

There are possums
living in the shed.

Yeah, I thought I smelled the
dung of a mid-sized marsupial.

But if I don't live
in the house,

I may miss out on a huge chunk
of the Kappa Tau experience.

- I won't even feel
like a real brother.
- Why?

You moved off
the honors engineering floor.

You're still an honors engineer.

Well, if I keep sleeping until
11:00 I won't be for long.

Welcome, ladies.
You should know

you are part of an exclusive
group of young women

who embody what we're looking
for in our brand new sisterhood.

A sisterhood that will enjoy
all manner of Greek fun,

some not even possible
at a traditional sorority.

This was a brilliant idea,
Case.

And not just 'cause
it gave me an excuse
to wear my camo booty shorts.

Hey, maybe you could live
in that stupid apartment

- and keep a room
at the house...
- Ash.

I know, but I'll take
your scheming brain
whenever I can get it.

Red Eagle, are you in position?

Roger that, Heaving Bosom.

I never should have
let him pick my code name.

Mixers are a highlight
of sorority life.

And if I'm not mistaken,
you're about to see a preview

of just the type of guys
we will be mixing with.

Ladies, may I present

the creme de la creme
of Cyprus-Rhodes men.

Wait. These are not
the guys I meant.

There's been a mistake!

Free beer!

What are you doing here, Cap?

What are you doing here?

I'm so sorry!

Madame President,
I believe our party awaits.

Evan, you better be
dead or in captivity.

- Thanks for your concern.
- I'm sorry.

I'm trying to be sensitive,

- but this is ridiculous.
- Well, we're lost.

This party bus driver's
a complete moron.

I'm sorry.

Not half as sorry as I...

Beaver, put that freshie down
right now!

Hey, there.

Oh, hi, girls.

I'm Ashleigh, president
of Zeta Beta Zeta.

And I'm Casey. Unfortunately,
Pan-Hellenic rules preclude us
from talking to you right now,

because we're
a real sorority,

but we can't wait to meet
you all during rush next week.

We'll definitely be there.

Yay.

Bye.

I'm so glad you're my sister.

OK, they're gone.
You can let go.

- You are playing with fire.
- We know.

That's how we make s'mores.

Let them eat their s'mores,
Frannie.

We'll crush them during rush.

I misjudged you, Rebecca.

I never thought
you'd be clueless enough
to go with Frannie.

You were clueless enough to
think I gave a crap

about ZBZ in the first place.

Couldn't have said it better.

I can't believe
I felt sorry for you

because of your dad
screwing over your family.

And now you've done
the same thing to us.

- Let's not make this personal.
- Come on, let's go.

You know,
just forget about them.

The important thing is,
the Awesome Twosome
pulled it off.

The Awesome Twosome
is pretty awesome.

And you're breaking it up.

Ash, I want to tell you
the real reason I'm moving.

Remember how I said my
internship was so amazing?

Like, I got to research a bill?

Yeah, it was amazing.
I was so impressed.

It was a Starbucks bill.

My boss got overcharged
for his latte.

That still sounds math-y.

My internship was
a complete failure.

The other interns came armed
with years of knowledge.

I came armed with subtle
highlights and the ability

to make up a cheesy skit
about almost anything.

And worst of all,

they called me Elle Woods.

All the other interns thought
I was some stupid sorority girl.

And nothing I did
proved them wrong.

So, they underestimated you.

But think about it.

Elle Woods was the only one
in that courtroom

who knew you can't wash out the
ammonium thioglycolate in a perm
for 24 hours.

It helped her catch a murderer.

I know.

But maybe there's a way that we
can find you your space to focus

right there in the house?

I'm tall but I can make myself
really, really small.

And cute.

- Yeah!
- About time.

My butt fell asleep.

Come on, guys.
Let's go find this party.

I'll catch up.
I left my sweatshirt on the bus.

Nice work, Jeremy.

They're hijacking our bus.

Hurry up, guys, hurry up!

Hey, has anyone seen Andy?

Kappa Tau!
Kappa Tau!

Kappa Tau!
Kappa Tau!

- Kappa Tau!
- Kappa Tau!

Proving once again that
crime does pay.

And having a brother with
a Class C commercial drivers
license. Thank you, Jeremy.

- Whoo!
- The Omega Chis can suck it!

They can and they will,
Ben Bennett.

The Omegas totally suck!

Hey, guys, I just had
an epiphany.

Aw, man, did it get on the seat?

Kappa Tau house is
just like Camp Tiny Pine.

Not because of all the flies.

'Cause Kappa Tau is not a place.
It's a feeling.

It's a feeling that's taken root
in my heart,

even if I never eat
another pepperoni log.

I'll be a Kappa Tau
no matter where I live.

No matter where
I spread my seed.

Nap time.

Cap.

I'm moving out
of Kappa Tau, Cap.

Congratulations, Spitter.

So, where are you gonna
spread your seed?

You got another place lined up?

I hadn't thought that through.

It's good to be back
in good old Calhoun Hall.

It's good to have you back.

You really don't mind being here
instead of Caltech?

Nope.

I don't get it.
You had the grant

and then Caltech
changed their minds?

Rusty, Caltech didn't
change their mind. I did.

You changed their mind?

I changed my mind.
About going.

I turned down the grant so I
could stay at CRU with Casey.

She doesn't know.
You can't tell her.

I don't want her to feel
some kind of obligation.

You're really not
gonna tell her?

No.

A slumber party involving my
brother, my boyfriend and...

Casey!

Hey!

Oh.

Hi, Dale.
How disturbing.

Rusty and Dale are having
some roommate trouble.

I met a guy down the hall who
was looking for a new roommate.

Canadian guy. He was so nice.

This Canuck is relentless.
Did you tell him I was in here?

- No.
- You're a good girl.

Let's go to the new apartment.

I don't know when I'm gonna be
able to get these guys out.

Oh. Yeah. About the new place,

I've been reconsidering it.

What?

Welcome to
Titan Tower Apartments.

- Thanks.
- I'll admit I was taken aback

when you added
two gentlemen roommates.

But these two look responsible,
not to mention charming.

I should go. You know where to
find me if you need... anything.

Anything at all.

Cougars love me.

Not that I have a problem
with older women.

Yay.

Um, listen guys,
my name is on this lease.

Sheila thinks I live here
and even though I don't,
I'm responsible.

Think of me
as your second landlord.

I'm totally
cool with that.

I have no problem
being your submissive.

Being... being submissive.
To you.

I'm just happy
to have somewhere to live.

Told you we'd be roomies.

I'm not worried.
He'll show. Let's go.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

- I just woke up from a nap.
- No worries, man.

We thought maybe those Kappa
Taus were holding you hostage.

Oh, no, they were cool.

And your boy Rusty made a pretty
inspiring speech on the bus.

I kinda cried.

Oh. Excuse me one second.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I never found you at the lake.

You finally came by
to make sure I was alive, huh?

I knew you were alive.

So, I was thinking
I could make it up to you.

Take you out
for a nice dinner.

You really want
to make it up to me?

Of course.

I hate to ask this,
but...

...I need a rent check.

For the house?

Of course.

OK, show me the filthy remark
about Frannie

and then let's
get out of here.

I hate North Campus.

Um, which stall is it again?

Rebecca, you could have chosen
the handicapped stall!

Keep it down.
This is a secret meeting.

Why is this
traitors' turnskirt here?

Rebecca's not
a traitors' turnskirt.

Not for the reasons
that you think.

- She didn't deactivate ZBZ.
- I'm a mole at Frannie's house.

Yeah! Rush spy!

She's gonna help us, Case.

She's the one who told us about
Frannie's top secret lake party.

Rebecca and I talked over the
summer and I wanted to tell you,

but you know what a gossip I am.

I can't keep shameful secrets
about myself.

I even told you about
my crush on Dean Bowman.

And now I've just
told Rebecca. See?

Seeing you guys go all
Hasselbeck and O'Donnell
on each other at the lake

I realized I had to come clean
or things would split screen.

- Oh.
- We are all still sisters.

You expect me to trust her?

I'm trusting you and
you kissed my boyfriend.

You broke up with him

and you slept with my boyfriend
last Rush Week.

At least I didn't know
he was your boyfriend.

Ladies, please.
Can we at least, for my sake,

try and be "frenemies?"

And with this pink tank top,

I hereby declare you,
Casey Cartwright,

officially moved back
into ZBZ.

Now complete with focus space!

See, you can live in the house
and still be serious.

Thanks, Ash.

No more keeping secrets.

And no more crazy surprises,
like Rebecca in a bathroom.

I still think
you can't trust her.

If you're worried about Rebecca
maybe you need a bigger role.

Like becoming my new Rush Chair?

You made Laura Rush Chair.

I can dismiss her
on grounds of incompetence.

Did you see her at the lake?

If that is the best she can do
faking sisterly love,

she'll never make it
through Rush Week.

Rush Chair,
that's a big one.

I know.

It sounds so fun.

No need to turn myself
into grandma before

I absolutely have to.

So...

- Yes.
- Yes!

Before all
the warm fuzzies go away,

I have one last thing
to confess.

Uh-oh. What?

In exchange for
ruining Frannie's party

I promised our first
three mixers to the Kappa Taus.

Don't fire me!

You're lucky
you're my best friend.

I am.

- Hug.
- OK.