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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,131 --> 00:00:01,602 Previously on Greek: 2 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:03,734 I'm saying I don't want to throw down with you. 3 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:06,006 - What does that mean? - You don't remember? 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,109 Maybe I hit you too hard with the pledge paddle. 5 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:11,482 You hit me from behind and ambushed me. That's pretty pathetic. 6 00:00:11,482 --> 00:00:15,346 I'm staring out into the vast, empty ocean 7 00:00:15,346 --> 00:00:17,418 that is my future. 8 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,650 - Feels good, doesn't it? - It does. And... 9 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:22,293 ...it feels, um, terrifying. 10 00:00:22,293 --> 00:00:24,125 I'm so happy when I'm around you. 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:27,328 And I'm happy when I'm around you, too. 12 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,400 - What do you know about Casey? - We're dating. 13 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,732 - OK. - Good seeing you. 14 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,634 What a douche. 15 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,137 Our new ZBZ president is Ashleigh. 16 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,468 What? 17 00:00:37,468 --> 00:00:40,641 Calvin Owens! Hell Week, buddy! Let's go! 18 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,042 Awkward. 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,075 Welcome to Hell Week. Your ass is mine. 20 00:00:44,075 --> 00:00:45,216 Get him outta here! 21 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:53,254 - Don't worry about these love handles, Rusty. - What love handles? 22 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:57,128 Pledge frolicking session in five, those puppies will melt right off, big guy. 23 00:00:57,128 --> 00:00:59,430 Remember, you may leave for class, 24 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:01,562 but you go straight there and back. 25 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:05,836 No stopping for eating or sleeping or socializing. 26 00:01:05,836 --> 00:01:10,141 Your souls belong to us. 27 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:12,843 Show me angry, pledges. 28 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:15,676 Come on, angry! 29 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:16,847 Yeah. That's it. 30 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:18,579 That's it. Work it. 31 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,812 OK, Oh, oh! Now you're sad. You're sad. 32 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:23,684 Oh, I'm lost in the forest. 33 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,188 Now, uh... now you're a cobra! 34 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,820 Prepare to bite. 35 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:33,524 Dude, they painted my pepperonis blue. 36 00:01:33,524 --> 00:01:36,697 - It's permanent ink! - We've come this far, 37 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,730 only a few more days, we're as good as initiated. 38 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,732 Initiated? 39 00:01:41,732 --> 00:01:45,576 Sure, Rusty. You pledges have endured many a Hell Week trial. 40 00:01:45,576 --> 00:01:49,140 Like, Bobbing for Hairballs, the Rhinoceros Walk, 41 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:51,842 and even that rousing game of Hide the Pickle... 42 00:01:51,842 --> 00:01:53,684 ...we found eventually. 43 00:01:53,684 --> 00:01:57,117 - I had a sweet hiding spot. - Back in line, sweetie! 44 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,819 But what you don't know, Rusty... 45 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:01,852 - Why do you keep calling him "Rusty"? - Because, Keith, 46 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:04,155 "Spitter" is his Kappa Tau name. 47 00:02:04,155 --> 00:02:08,899 And, he has no guarantee of becoming a Kappa Tau. 48 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:11,732 Oh, no. None of you do. 49 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:15,566 Every Hell Week at least one pledge is found wanting and expelled. 50 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:17,738 You'd really kick one of us out? 51 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:21,372 Or more. The brothers will use a final round of trials 52 00:02:21,372 --> 00:02:23,914 to determine which pledges will become initiated, 53 00:02:23,914 --> 00:02:26,877 And which ones will go home... for good. 54 00:02:26,877 --> 00:02:28,919 Just like Dancing With the Stars, 55 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,922 except there's no dancing and there's no stars. 56 00:02:31,922 --> 00:02:34,725 Remember, it's three strikes and you're out. 57 00:02:34,725 --> 00:02:37,728 Just like baseball, except there's no bases and 58 00:02:37,728 --> 00:02:40,631 there's really no balls. 59 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,665 Now frolic! Come on, pledges, frolic! 60 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,598 Let's see it. Like nymphs, like nymphs, come on. 61 00:02:47,598 --> 00:02:51,442 You're in the woods, you're frolicking in the woods. 62 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:53,173 You're having a car wash. 63 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,776 Suds are being thrown everywhere. 64 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,251 We've been at this for three days 65 00:03:00,251 --> 00:03:02,883 and still some of you maggots can't do 50 push ups? 66 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,716 - Come on, let's go. - This sucks. 67 00:03:05,716 --> 00:03:09,520 - I can't do any more. - Come on. It could be worse. 68 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,822 Oh, oh, oh! We got another one. 69 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:13,664 Oh, oh-ho! 70 00:03:13,664 --> 00:03:16,327 God, oh, that stinks. 71 00:03:16,327 --> 00:03:18,829 There goes Owens. Next victim. 72 00:03:18,829 --> 00:03:21,872 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. I got a special punishment for Calvin. 73 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:24,375 He's got to clean O'Toole's bathroom sink. 74 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,706 But he manscapes in there! 75 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,238 I don't want to hear it. Let's go. 76 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:41,922 This does not look like O'Toole's bathroom. 77 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:45,996 Uh, this, Pledge Owens is our Honor Room. 78 00:03:45,996 --> 00:03:48,999 And you're just here to clean it. 79 00:03:48,999 --> 00:03:52,863 That's it? I don't have to use my toothbrush or anything? 80 00:03:52,863 --> 00:03:56,006 Nope. I mean, consider yourself spared. 81 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,410 Can you do that? 82 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:02,273 Calvin, I can do whatever I want, I'm the president. 83 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:07,318 Big Bro to the rescue. 84 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:09,480 Where to start? 85 00:04:11,822 --> 00:04:13,954 Huh. No way. 86 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:25,336 Quit whining, man, you're a pledge! Dude, eat it! 87 00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:27,498 Eat the chocolate poo! 88 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,040 I gotta be openly mean to you, 89 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,943 to offset the homoeroticism of so many of our rituals. 90 00:04:32,943 --> 00:04:34,345 So eat it! 91 00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:44,585 Damn! That was nasty, bra! 92 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:48,058 But, dude, I'm ready to get initiated. 93 00:04:48,058 --> 00:04:50,060 Yeah! 94 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,898 That was so real. 95 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,930 Yeah, Beth. 96 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:03,974 Hey, uh, got a sec? I, um... 97 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:06,637 I wanted to talk to you about the gift exchange.... 98 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:09,640 Casey, your boyfriend is ruining Inspiration Week. 99 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,711 Um, one sec, Becks. 100 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:15,816 - Oh, hurry or you'll miss Sister Circle. - OK. 101 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,789 - He just walked right in. - It was open. 102 00:05:18,789 --> 00:05:20,791 I'm sorry. 103 00:05:21,652 --> 00:05:23,023 Come on, don't worry about it. 104 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,526 - Sorry, I didn't... - It's OK, oh... 105 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:34,865 Thanks for saving me from all the sister bonding, I needed a break. 106 00:05:34,865 --> 00:05:36,507 Like a summer of fun break. 107 00:05:36,507 --> 00:05:38,669 - Casey... - Since I'm no longer ZBZ president, 108 00:05:38,669 --> 00:05:42,072 I'm no longer obligated to prep for next year's rush. It's just you and me. 109 00:05:42,072 --> 00:05:45,946 - Barbequing, sipping mojitos... - I got accepted to grad school. 110 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:49,550 I know, at CRU. Which I was excited about the first time you told me. 111 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,383 No. Uh, a different school... in California. 112 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:56,026 California, Ohio? 113 00:05:56,026 --> 00:05:58,489 No, uh, California, California. 114 00:05:58,489 --> 00:06:01,932 Cal-Tech. I applied before we even met. 115 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:04,795 And I hadn't heard anything, so I just figured, I assumed... 116 00:06:06,437 --> 00:06:08,038 Wow, right? 117 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:10,040 Yeah. Wow. 118 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,044 So, Cal-Tech. 119 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:15,906 Uh, which means after our summer of fun... 120 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:20,551 We'd only be two thousand, two hundred and twenty-nine point three miles 121 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:22,783 away from each other. 122 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,527 OK, look, here we go. We could book a red eye 123 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:39,430 leaving for Kona right after your last final. 124 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,902 Evan, we can't. 125 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:45,606 There's so much to do. We have all those appointments booked with the realtors. 126 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:49,710 Besides, we're going to meet your family in the Hamptons Memorial Day weekend, remember? 127 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:53,413 Yeah, well I thought we could do something just the two of us. 128 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,818 Do you not wanna see your parents? 129 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,450 No, fine, whatever. I'll go. 130 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,755 Good. Because for a minute there 131 00:07:04,755 --> 00:07:06,627 I thought it was about the realtors. 132 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,999 - I know it's a big commitment. - No, that, 133 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:10,701 I am actually excited about. 134 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:11,962 Me, too. 135 00:07:13,564 --> 00:07:15,135 - I'll see you later? - Yeah. 136 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,869 OK. 137 00:07:26,877 --> 00:07:29,449 Hey, Big Sis, ready for Sorority Massacre Movie Night? 138 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,982 - Yay, done naked girls. One sec, Becks. - Case! Case! 139 00:07:31,982 --> 00:07:35,656 The pledges want more rootbeer floats. We're out of rootbeer. Help me out? 140 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:40,160 This isn't part of your duties, Frannie's Pledge Educator, she's in charge of I-week. 141 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,633 Well, I haven't seen her since yesterday. 142 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:45,736 Wow, two weeks ago she was killing for the Presidency, 143 00:07:45,736 --> 00:07:48,038 now she's skipping Movie Night. 144 00:07:48,038 --> 00:07:50,470 - I'll get some more rootbeer. - Thank you. 145 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,003 Oh, and let's walk on the wild side. 146 00:07:53,003 --> 00:07:54,675 Get regular, not diet. 147 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,107 Um, can I ask you a question first? 148 00:07:57,107 --> 00:07:59,550 Yes. 149 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:02,052 Is it about the Big-Little gift exchange? 150 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:05,255 No, it's about you and Travis. 151 00:08:05,255 --> 00:08:08,589 I wanted to know what it was like being in a long distance relationship. 152 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,221 Oh. Well, it sucked. 153 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:14,895 I basically wasted two years of college dating a total jerk. 154 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,698 We were never around each other long enough to realize it. 155 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:20,901 - OK. - Then there's the travel costs, the phone bills, 156 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,574 the trying to have phone sex when you get spotty reception. 157 00:08:23,574 --> 00:08:26,006 - Right. - The pressure to make the most of your visits, 158 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,980 - Not to mention the fear of him cheating on you. - OK, I get it. 159 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:33,143 Uh, Max is leaving for Cal-Tech in three months, 160 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:36,116 and he wanted to know if we're still staying together. 161 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,690 Oh. Oh... But, it'll be great for you guys. 162 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:43,153 I'm... I'm sure Max has good cell phone service. 163 00:08:43,153 --> 00:08:46,627 How am I supposed to make this kind of commitment, 164 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,229 when we've only dated for a month and a half? 165 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,732 Well, why do you have to decide now? 166 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,965 Just enjoy the next three months and whatever happens, happens. 167 00:08:58,108 --> 00:09:00,641 Get down. They might see us. 168 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,972 I am going to get dung out. 169 00:09:01,972 --> 00:09:04,114 Come on, they love you over there. 170 00:09:04,114 --> 00:09:07,578 You're the president's Little Brother. You get special treatment. 171 00:09:07,578 --> 00:09:10,050 From Cappie? Yeah, he blindfolded me 172 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,022 and made me reach into the upstairs toilet. 173 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:13,253 OK, that's enough. 174 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,126 - No, it was just peanut butter. - That's actually kinda funny. 175 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:19,329 - No, he made me eat it. - And it's disgusting again. 176 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:21,832 I'm sure Evan enjoys inflicting pain on you guys. 177 00:09:21,832 --> 00:09:24,935 Not me. If anything, Evan's intentionally going easy on me. 178 00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:26,897 How do your pledge brothers feel about that? 179 00:09:26,897 --> 00:09:28,799 Well, I don't think they know. 180 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:31,201 I mean, I've been cleaning the Honor Room instead. Oh! 181 00:09:31,201 --> 00:09:33,343 Which reminds me. Guess what I found? 182 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:36,076 - What? - Your old Omega Chi pledge paddle. 183 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,978 - The one I hit Evan with? - Yeah. 184 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,880 I'd think he would've torched that by now. 185 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,613 It's definitely yours. There's a nose-shaped dent in it. 186 00:09:42,613 --> 00:09:44,985 That was a pretty big swing. 187 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,357 Thanks, man. You almost made me forget about Hell Week. 188 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:50,320 You wouldn't know hell if it stuck you in the bottom with a pitchfork. 189 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,663 Here, no peanut butter, just like you asked. 190 00:09:52,663 --> 00:09:55,866 - Thanks, Dale. - Don't forget. I'm leaving for home tomorrow at 3:00. 191 00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:58,999 - I'll be there. Stop worrying. - Wait, finals aren't until next week. 192 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,971 No, I already took them. I'm taking off early 193 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,103 to Rockdale, Alabama 4-H circuit with Darwin Lied. 194 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,235 We're opening up for Intelligent-D. 195 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:07,778 - It's gonna be off the hook. - Rock on. 196 00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:10,781 All right, I'm out. Hopefully the next time you see me, 197 00:10:10,781 --> 00:10:13,383 I'll be a Kappa Tau brother and not a wash out. 198 00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:16,787 Stop worrying, just embrace the humiliation and you'll be fine. 199 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,149 How would you know? 200 00:10:19,149 --> 00:10:23,353 Hey, listen, just don't let them tie a brick to your goat-whacker. 201 00:10:23,353 --> 00:10:26,626 Why? You're laughing. 202 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,199 Everybody laughs when their feet get tickled. 203 00:10:29,199 --> 00:10:31,832 It's a reflex, as you know, science dork. 204 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,204 - Oh! - Oh, stop! Oh, stop! 205 00:10:41,111 --> 00:10:43,914 We're gonna be fine. 206 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:46,316 You mean you're OK with a long distance relationship? 207 00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:49,049 No. 208 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,852 Oh. 209 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,253 But, I am ready to commit to you 210 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,756 an amazing summer with you. 211 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,928 And figuring it out from there. 212 00:10:57,928 --> 00:11:00,731 - Summer for now. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:11:00,731 --> 00:11:02,362 That'll be fun. 214 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,994 How much fun? 215 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,296 - Hmm? - Oh. 216 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:08,999 I don't know. 217 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,073 Surprise! 218 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,805 Oh, God. 219 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:16,076 So cute. 220 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,708 I can do this. 221 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:20,711 I got the eye of the tiger and I'm ready to fight. 222 00:11:20,711 --> 00:11:22,352 Let the Trial by Fish begin. 223 00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:27,017 Yeah. 224 00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:29,319 Ooh! 225 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:31,321 - Feisty little guy. - That's a good one. 226 00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,896 Be careful... OK. 227 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,903 Ooh. 228 00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:48,038 I accidentally scooped you three fish, Rusty. 229 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:49,940 But, we have faith in you. 230 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,343 OK, now pledges, take your cups 231 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:55,145 - and first of all... - Done. 232 00:11:58,288 --> 00:12:00,190 What do you mean "done"? 233 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:01,992 Finished. 234 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,824 - That was quick. - Whoa. 235 00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:07,427 It's empty! 236 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,960 - Where the hell are they?! - In my belly. 237 00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:14,164 What the hell were you thinking?! 238 00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:16,937 You're supposed to take care of the fish, not eat them! 239 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,040 Why'd you give us bibs? 240 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,313 This is a baby fish papoose pouch! 241 00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:25,976 He murdered the poor little fishies. 242 00:12:25,976 --> 00:12:29,249 That's officially strike one, Sushi Boy. 243 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,081 No! N... Cap! Cap, n... n... no! 244 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,354 I was only doing what you wanted me to do. Embracing humiliation. 245 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,356 I can't protect you on this one. 246 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,159 You're going to have to pass Judgment Day with flying colors. 247 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,160 Or else! 248 00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:42,963 Oh, m... 249 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:56,546 Hi! 250 00:12:56,546 --> 00:13:00,380 Oh, my God! Did someone strangle a chipmunk? 251 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,052 Big-Little gifts are so cheesy. 252 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:05,315 Yay, can I please get a sterling silver ZBZ cat 253 00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:07,818 to put on my shelf of stuff I'll throw away in a month? 254 00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,560 - I know, right? - Can I please get a ZBZ patchwork quilt, 255 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,993 I'm redecorating my cabin up at Lake Tacky-Crap. 256 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,997 Brenda, this is for you. 257 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,130 Oh, my God! I love it! I love you! 258 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,004 - Oh, I love you, too. - Yay! 259 00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:34,184 Isn't Ivy the sweetest? 260 00:13:34,184 --> 00:13:37,117 I got a blender! 261 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,389 For protein shakes. 262 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:43,193 But if that's true, why did she include this little bag of margarita salt? 263 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,997 It's perfect for the summer. 264 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,398 Fun summer. 265 00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:52,332 So you got any crazy parties coming up with your high school friends? 266 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:57,007 No. I do, however, have front row seats to my parents' divorce. 267 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,269 I'll take pictures. 268 00:13:59,269 --> 00:14:01,111 But I like your blender. 269 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,444 Did you get a Big Sis gift for Casey? 270 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,117 Yes. I decided I won't kill her 271 00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:08,848 for kissing Cappie over Spring Break. 272 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,523 Well, she got you a Little Sis gift. 273 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:16,927 - Really? She did? - Mm-hmm. 274 00:14:18,288 --> 00:14:21,261 - I mean, not that I care. - Yep. 275 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,533 No matter what's gone on between you two, 276 00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,535 Casey really does believe in Sisterhood. 277 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,899 It's a really nice gift, too. 278 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,014 Be seated. 279 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:50,991 Look only at the candle or else you fail Judgment Day. 280 00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:53,493 So, this is heaven. 281 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,525 No, this is heaven's lobby. 282 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:58,398 If this were real heaven, there'd be bi-curious Playmates 283 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,030 making out in a corner somewhere. 284 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,032 ♪ La ♪ 285 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,273 Voice of an angel, you. 286 00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:04,674 Thank you. 287 00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:07,237 Rusty, tell the jury, 288 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:10,310 why do you think you belong in Kappa Tau? 289 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,344 As you know, I struck down Evan Chambers with a pledge paddle. 290 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:17,047 I defeated the Omega Chis at Beer Pong. 291 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,990 I made it rain beer with Vesuvius, 292 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,391 and I even got the upstairs toilet 293 00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:25,925 to flush after Chili Night, with little to no splatter. 294 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,499 - Guilty! - Of what? 295 00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:32,132 Of everything! You beat Calvin at Beer Pong 296 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,463 not their entire house. 297 00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:36,236 And you know Calvin's hand cramps easily. 298 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,969 And made Vesuvius rain beer? 299 00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:42,072 Another minute and that Remington-Hertzog Atmospheric Destabilizer 300 00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:45,515 would have evaporated our blood and rained it on our mummified corpses. 301 00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:47,247 Wikipedia. 302 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,950 In fact, weren't you initially thinking about being 303 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,024 an Omega Chi pledge? You went there and ignored our Bid Night. 304 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:56,086 We were your second choice, remember? 305 00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:59,229 - But I ended up here! - Eyes on the candle! 306 00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:01,131 Kappa Tau is where I belong. 307 00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,593 I did all this stuff all year and it's not good enough? 308 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:06,096 "A" for effort, Russ, but no, sorry. 309 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:09,639 - I'm afraid this is strike two. - Last chance, Russ, go forth in the world 310 00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:13,043 and find a way to demonstrate to us that you are a Kappa Tau. 311 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:16,106 - How? - The true Kappa Tau wouldn't have to ask that. 312 00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:19,379 And you gotta do it before Initiation Night, or don't bother showing up. 313 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,381 Tick-tock, Rusty. Tickety-tock. 314 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,093 And remember, if anyone asks, this is not hazing. 315 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,166 You are simply pruning the rose bushes... 316 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:39,629 ...with your hands, with no gloves, by choice. 317 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,472 I can't. I need a break. 318 00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:46,136 You will break when I tell you to break, Trip. 319 00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,438 Hey, Evan, he looks broken, man. 320 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,613 Well, then it's your job to revive him. 321 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,147 Come on, Owens, cool off. I'm gonna go get us some snacks. 322 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,521 How you doing there, Owens? That fan looks heavy. 323 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,454 Look, man, I didn't make the pledge assignments, what can I do? 324 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:08,027 But you're Evan's pet Little Bro, talk to him, he's going too far. 325 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,060 Come on, man, we're almost there, OK? 326 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,261 You're almost there. 327 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,203 'Cause he's giving you all the easy jobs. 328 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,734 The rest of us are dying here. 329 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,538 OK, boys, who's up for mayonnaise pot stickers? 330 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,049 Last load. 331 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,483 Nine months of temptation, God, and I proved myself. 332 00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:36,086 And I have to prove to the Actives 333 00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:38,128 why I'm a true Kappa Tau. 334 00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:42,432 Well... you could always show them a biopsy of your decayed liver. 335 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,736 Come on, Russ, you'll always be my little frat boy. 336 00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,538 Thanks, Dale. 337 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,306 - Well, you're off. - Yeah, yeah. Till the fall. 338 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,279 Sophomore year, baby. 339 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,182 - Can't wait. - I can't wait for this year to be over. 340 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,714 Oh! I burned this for you. 341 00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:06,256 Darwin Lied cut a new track. 342 00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,288 Carpool to Salvation. 343 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,689 I'll save you a seat. 344 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:14,524 You never have a moment of doubt that you're right, 345 00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,566 or that you are right where you belong, do you? 346 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:19,169 No. 347 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:21,601 I sometimes wish I had what you have. 348 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,803 I just have faith. 349 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:27,407 I mean, that cross is just two sticks tied together without that. 350 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,510 You know, and I also know in my heart 351 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,543 that the Big Guy has a plan for all of us. 352 00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:36,246 And I happen to know a little bit about His plans for you, too. 353 00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:38,688 Something that includes Kappa Tau, I hope. 354 00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:42,192 No. But we are gonna be roommates again. 355 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:44,854 He told me. 356 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,826 Come here. 357 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,775 I applied to bartend here over the summer. I haven't heard back. 358 00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:10,149 Which is maybe OK, since I plan to spend the summer maximizing my time with... 359 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,554 Max. And then, from there, you'll re-evaluate the relationship's staying power. 360 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,925 Long and prosperous, no doubt. 361 00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:20,530 Isn't that the manager? Why don't you go ask him about the job? 362 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:23,433 I can't just go up and ask him. That's bad form. 363 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,834 I'll call him tomorrow. 364 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,266 While you're out you should... 365 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,238 ...buy a gift for Rebec... 366 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:29,839 Unknown number. 367 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:36,175 Oh, maybe it's the manager. Hello? 368 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,948 Of course I'm interested. Totally. 369 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:42,252 Yes, I'll call you tomorrow. Thank you. 370 00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,818 - I just got a job. - Uh, no you didn't, Case. 371 00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:51,721 I just talked to the manager. They're going with someone else. 372 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,563 You have no bartending experience. 373 00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,965 Not here. In Washington. 374 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:59,329 - There's a Dobler's in Washington? - Remember Paula Baker? 375 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:02,772 From the convention, former ZBZ and current US Congresswoman? 376 00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:05,405 She just offered me a summer internship in DC. 377 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,478 No way! When did you even apply? 378 00:20:08,478 --> 00:20:11,611 I didn't. She just remembered me from the convention. 379 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,483 She had a last minute opening, 380 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,815 she thought of me and she tracked down my number. 381 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,848 Well, this is awesome! Right? 382 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,793 I'd have to be in DC in two weeks. 383 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:26,856 ♪ Save yourself for somebody else ♪ 384 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,532 I'm screwed. I mean, I seriously don't know what to do. 385 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,935 I want the internship in DC, it's the career direction I've been waiting for, 386 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,869 but I finally found some incredible guy who I might lose. 387 00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:42,842 It's so what happened with Jason going to Paris, remember? 388 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,975 I know, right. So how did you decide, L.C.? 389 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,948 I don't know. I guess I just followed my heart, Case. 390 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,351 Which I guess was a mistake or whatever. 391 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,982 Because you and Jason broke up? 392 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:55,355 But I wouldn't have known he was the wrong choice 393 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,728 unless I had spent the summer with him in Malibu. Which you saw in season two. 394 00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:00,290 True. 395 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:02,762 Also, I could have spent my whole summer in France 396 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,335 wondering if I had left behind my one true love. 397 00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:06,866 - But he wasn't, right? - Oh, God, no. 398 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,938 I totally should have gone to France! 399 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:12,001 But what if Max is more my future than Washington? 400 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,304 What if I suck there? 401 00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:16,005 But, I mean, it's all about the "what if?" 402 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:19,949 Either way, you're always gonna wonder... what if? 403 00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:21,411 That's so deep. 404 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:23,553 - I know, right? - Ash, what're you doing here? 405 00:21:23,553 --> 00:21:25,985 It's fricking L.C.! 406 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,758 I love your hair. How do you get it so shiny and straight? 407 00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:31,721 - You never ask me that. - Oh, I always go with a ceramic iron. 408 00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:34,764 - Ah, genius. - So, tell me, L.C., 409 00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:36,866 what would you do? 410 00:21:36,866 --> 00:21:38,928 Casey, the answer's crystal clear. 411 00:21:38,928 --> 00:21:40,870 All you have to do is... 412 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,307 - Ah, Rusty! - It's me, it's me, it's me. 413 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,939 What are you doing here? 414 00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:51,981 I need your help. 415 00:21:51,981 --> 00:21:53,543 Good God, what is that smell? 416 00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:55,945 - Desperation? - No... 417 00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:57,947 You smell like dog poo. 418 00:21:57,947 --> 00:22:01,891 And your breath, it's like the pond at Grandpa's house. Oh. 419 00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:04,954 Case, how did Cappie prove he was a KT during Hell Week? 420 00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:07,026 - I need to know. - He didn't. 421 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,758 If I recall correctly, 422 00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:12,502 I think that assignment was for dorky pledges 423 00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:14,404 who were gonna get dung out. 424 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:16,866 - Oh, I'm so tired... - Oh, not the comforter. 425 00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:19,038 ...and freaked out. 426 00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:25,044 I can't even remember why I wanted to join KT in the first place. 427 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,417 Because you were too good for Omega Chi. 428 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:28,948 Not at first, I wasn't. 429 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,883 Maybe that's why I'm in so much trouble. 430 00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:36,886 I need to rid myself of any last vestiges of Omega Chi. 431 00:22:36,886 --> 00:22:38,558 What... What are you talking about? 432 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,930 - I knew I could count on you. - Eww, don't even! Eww! 433 00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:43,963 Ah! Get off the... 434 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,935 Don't do anything stupid. 435 00:22:45,935 --> 00:22:48,738 I'm not. I'm doing something Kappa Tau. 436 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,713 For you. Your Big Sis present. 437 00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:05,014 Oh, uh... 438 00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:06,756 Rebecca, that's like, 439 00:23:06,756 --> 00:23:08,558 the sweetest thing ever. 440 00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:10,059 I know. 441 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,793 I love it. Thanks. 442 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,799 Um, Becks, listen, 443 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,572 things have been so crazy with Max that 444 00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:24,674 - I forgot to... - Bring this down. 445 00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:26,105 You left it upstairs on the dresser. 446 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:29,779 Exactly what I was about to say. 447 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,983 Huh. 448 00:23:33,983 --> 00:23:37,787 - What is it? - Something awesome. 449 00:23:37,787 --> 00:23:39,188 Well, like what? 450 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,952 Don't wanna spoil the surprise. 451 00:23:42,952 --> 00:23:44,554 I don't mind. 452 00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:46,726 Just open it, K? 453 00:23:55,204 --> 00:23:56,736 Thanks. 454 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,681 You up for some competition? 455 00:24:11,681 --> 00:24:13,052 You know I rock at pool. 456 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,724 I know. I learned the hard way. 457 00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:17,487 Subtle. 458 00:24:17,487 --> 00:24:20,660 I just came here to figure out what to do about a personal matter. 459 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:24,794 On my own. I didn't expect that you'd be here. 460 00:24:29,138 --> 00:24:31,971 - Handicap? - For who? You? 461 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,505 Keep dreaming. Rack 'em. I'll break. 462 00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:38,648 So, a personal problem, huh? 463 00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:42,982 Let me guess. Max is having an emotional affair 464 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,984 with his World of Warcraft teammate, right? 465 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,987 He's going to grad school in the fall.... 466 00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:52,191 - ...in California. - California, Ohio? 467 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:55,625 We were going to spend the summer together here 468 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,698 and figure out what to do about the fall. 469 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:02,071 But I just got offered a summer internship in DC, 470 00:25:02,071 --> 00:25:04,033 I'd have to leave in two weeks. 471 00:25:04,934 --> 00:25:06,606 Congrats, Case. 472 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:10,540 I haven't committed yet. 473 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:13,112 I mean, I don't want to leave Max, 474 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:17,016 but this is a US Congresswoman we're talking about here. 475 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,720 - Paula Baker. - Paula Baker? 476 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,191 Maryland, Fifth District. 477 00:25:22,191 --> 00:25:24,554 Soft on energy, but a staunch protector 478 00:25:24,554 --> 00:25:26,225 of the Loggerhead sea turtle. I like that. 479 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,659 So, Max or 480 00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:31,130 a possible career. 481 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,564 Long distance. That's a... 482 00:25:34,564 --> 00:25:36,966 ...big commitment for a guy who just started dating. 483 00:25:38,968 --> 00:25:40,770 Good shot. 484 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,914 That's it? 485 00:25:46,075 --> 00:25:48,277 Great shot? I don't know what you want me to say. 486 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:53,122 As my friend, what do you think I should do? 487 00:25:53,122 --> 00:25:56,025 You said it yourself. Max and I just started dating. 488 00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:59,328 What if I pass on this awesome opportunity in DC... 489 00:25:59,328 --> 00:26:00,990 ...and he's not the one? 490 00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,935 Fine, as your friend, Case, 491 00:26:05,935 --> 00:26:08,898 I think you should... 492 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,903 ...uh, bank the nine ball. 493 00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,845 Go for the side pocket. 494 00:26:28,157 --> 00:26:29,959 And? 495 00:26:32,962 --> 00:26:34,163 And... 496 00:26:36,165 --> 00:26:38,998 ...I think you should... 497 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,971 ...take the internship instead of Max. 498 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,006 Really? 499 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,878 Are you suggesting I break up with Max? 500 00:26:48,878 --> 00:26:51,110 I'm saying that you shouldn't discount the fact that 501 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,283 you spent the past year trying to find something to build a future on 502 00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,986 and... now you may have found it. 503 00:26:58,347 --> 00:27:02,151 As for finding the one, I think if it's meant to be 504 00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,923 eventually, it will be. 505 00:27:07,056 --> 00:27:09,158 Thanks for the advice, Cap. 506 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,204 Eight ball, corner pocket. 507 00:27:43,132 --> 00:27:44,734 Hi, Frannie. 508 00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:46,936 How's your BFF taking doing it national? 509 00:27:46,936 --> 00:27:50,099 That's in the past. 510 00:27:50,099 --> 00:27:52,842 And, I'm here to discuss the future. 511 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:58,247 - Do I hear ticking? - Just open it. 512 00:28:04,453 --> 00:28:06,756 Lovely. 513 00:28:06,756 --> 00:28:08,117 What's the catch? 514 00:28:08,117 --> 00:28:10,990 Just hear me out. 515 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,122 That's beautiful, Frannie. 516 00:28:13,122 --> 00:28:15,294 Who knew you could give as well as you take? 517 00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:18,127 Um, this is just my final, 518 00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:21,100 end of the year gesture, as Pledge Educator. 519 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,172 Hey, at least Frannie picked out her own gift. 520 00:28:23,172 --> 00:28:25,334 - Rebecca, I wanted to... - Later. 521 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,185 You were saying? 522 00:28:40,990 --> 00:28:42,892 Hey, Evan, uh... 523 00:28:42,892 --> 00:28:46,355 I just noticed that you made the pledges sleep in the backyard last night, 524 00:28:46,355 --> 00:28:48,127 in the mud. 525 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,930 Oh, uh... 526 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,262 ...yeah, we left you inside for that one, didn't we? 527 00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:57,036 Yeah, uh, don't you think you're being a little hard on them 528 00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:59,068 and easy on me? 529 00:28:59,068 --> 00:29:03,072 Look, you're my Little Brother, you're a Legacy, 530 00:29:03,072 --> 00:29:06,776 you're entitled to special treatment, so just enjoy it. 531 00:29:06,776 --> 00:29:09,819 As much as you are? Ever since you signed up for that trust, 532 00:29:09,819 --> 00:29:14,153 you seem to just wanna show off what it means to be Evan Chambers. 533 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,856 - That's crap. - Well, maybe so, but 534 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,888 you know, those are my pledge brothers, so... 535 00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:21,891 ...if you're gonna haze them that way, you gotta haze me the same. 536 00:29:21,891 --> 00:29:24,063 - Fair is fair. - You serious? 537 00:29:25,534 --> 00:29:27,136 I am. 538 00:29:29,038 --> 00:29:31,000 You're right. It's not fair. 539 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,043 So grab the pledge manual and follow me. 540 00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,505 - Where we going? - No questions. Move it, pledge. 541 00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,869 I have to leave in two weeks. 542 00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:05,034 Well, I guess we'll be starting the long distance thing a lot sooner then, huh? 543 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,942 Oh. 544 00:30:14,543 --> 00:30:16,585 You wanna break up. 545 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:19,288 I want to be in two places at once. 546 00:30:21,951 --> 00:30:26,425 You're science-y. Have they made that possible yet? 547 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:29,458 Um... yeah. 548 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,002 Funny isn't, uh... 549 00:30:35,104 --> 00:30:37,236 I'm sorry. 550 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,969 What if I... what if I come to DC with you? 551 00:30:39,969 --> 00:30:43,442 Well, then we'd still have to say good bye at the end of summer. 552 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,876 No chance you'd move to California? 553 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:56,155 I can't keep making decisions based on the guys in my life. 554 00:30:56,155 --> 00:31:00,159 I need to stay here for me. I need to take this internship for me. 555 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,362 Guess that sounds kinda selfish. 556 00:31:05,094 --> 00:31:06,996 Hey, I'm the one leaving. 557 00:31:06,996 --> 00:31:09,338 And you have to. 558 00:31:09,338 --> 00:31:11,340 It's what's best for you. 559 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:14,243 It's not what's best for us, though. 560 00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:21,310 I'd better go. 561 00:31:26,615 --> 00:31:28,918 No regrets? 562 00:31:33,162 --> 00:31:35,264 No regrets. 563 00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:38,097 OK. 564 00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:35,024 Checkmate. 565 00:32:42,031 --> 00:32:44,193 All right, let's get those blindfolds on. 566 00:32:59,008 --> 00:33:02,011 - Rusty! - Evan! 567 00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:03,412 This isn't the Kappa Tau house. 568 00:33:03,412 --> 00:33:04,713 Guys! 569 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,419 Come on, hurry up! 570 00:33:19,268 --> 00:33:22,131 - What is that? - Who wants more cookies? 571 00:33:22,131 --> 00:33:23,302 I do! 572 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:26,505 Where's Rusty? I hope he's not kidnapping a Tri Pi for us. 573 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,007 Yeah, we got in a lot of trouble for that last time. 574 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,679 Yeah, we did. 575 00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:34,012 We can't wait any longer, Cap. Initiation has to be tonight. 576 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,485 When it comes to initiation, even I must abide by the rules. 577 00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:38,347 - Except for one. - Naked beneath the robe? 578 00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:40,219 You, too? 579 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:43,222 Hey, I called Rusty's dorm like ten times. No answer. 580 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:49,228 Hark! I recognize that girlish scream anywhere. 581 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:52,101 - Spitter! - Come on, let's go! 582 00:33:52,101 --> 00:33:53,732 Come on! Move! 583 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,340 We're on our way, Spitter! 584 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:09,178 Omega! 585 00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:11,780 Kappa Tau! 586 00:34:35,844 --> 00:34:39,208 Take off your blindfolds! Take 'em off! Take 'em off! 587 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:42,111 - Should we do it? - No, it's a trick. 588 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:44,583 - No one take 'em off. - He sounds serious. 589 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:48,857 Uh, you know what? I'm just gonna... I'm gonna double check here. 590 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:02,371 Wait a minute, Rusty. You forgot this. 591 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:09,508 Hey, Bing! 592 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,143 Hey, come on. Get him outta here. 593 00:35:14,143 --> 00:35:16,185 Get him outta here! 594 00:35:26,695 --> 00:35:29,628 This handshake symbolizes our sacred bond. 595 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:34,163 Brotherhood, above all. 596 00:35:34,163 --> 00:35:37,166 And finally, 597 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,737 a Chapter President must choose 598 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,369 one pledge during initiation 599 00:35:40,369 --> 00:35:43,912 to carry the final burden for his pledge class, 600 00:35:43,912 --> 00:35:45,644 for at least one hour. 601 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,819 Calvin Owens has carried the burden 602 00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:53,322 for over three hours. 603 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:04,863 You can, uh, lower the book now, Cal. You're a brother. 604 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,298 Congratulations, brothers! 605 00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:12,471 OK, all right, all right. Now listen up. 606 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,204 Report to the backyard, so we can paddle our new initiates. 607 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,612 I'd pick sleeping in mud over holding that book any time. 608 00:36:23,612 --> 00:36:25,814 It was amazing. 609 00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:31,290 Uh, no, I just can't keep my arms down. 610 00:36:37,766 --> 00:36:40,369 - Brother Owens. - Brother Chambers. 611 00:36:40,369 --> 00:36:41,830 Nice hazing tactic. 612 00:36:41,830 --> 00:36:44,202 Well, be careful what you wish for, right? 613 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:48,737 Yeah, I may have been a little harsh with the show off comment. 614 00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:52,881 No, no. You said what you needed to say to get what you wanted. And I respect that. 615 00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:54,713 You and I are not so different. 616 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,345 Here, let me help you with that. 617 00:36:56,345 --> 00:36:58,347 Whoa, what happened to you guys anyway? 618 00:36:58,347 --> 00:36:59,718 Your lip looks pretty bad. 619 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,890 I guess Rusty and I are even. 620 00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:05,394 What, did you hit him with a paddle or something? 621 00:37:05,394 --> 00:37:08,357 I was protecting the house. 622 00:37:08,357 --> 00:37:11,730 - From Rusty? - Look, he started this and I ended it. 623 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,432 Like I said, he and I are even. 624 00:37:16,805 --> 00:37:19,968 Now why would you go to the Omega Chi house during Hell Week 625 00:37:19,968 --> 00:37:20,909 and incite a brawl? 626 00:37:26,515 --> 00:37:30,018 I guess I thought it was the only way to prove that I was a Kappa Tau. 627 00:37:30,018 --> 00:37:33,522 Trying to get that paddle back was the coolest thing in the world, Spitter, 628 00:37:33,522 --> 00:37:35,984 but you could have just bought us beer like your pledge bros. 629 00:37:35,984 --> 00:37:39,928 - You called me "Spitter." - Wouldn't know you by any other name. 630 00:37:39,928 --> 00:37:41,960 So no more overcompensating. 631 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,563 What about all those pledges that didn't get in? 632 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:47,696 In the last 50 years there was only one guy who ever left after pledging, 633 00:37:47,696 --> 00:37:49,898 and he did it voluntarily. 634 00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:53,742 Bing. So this whole time 635 00:37:53,742 --> 00:37:55,774 you and the Actives were screwing with us. 636 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,777 You should not have locked us out of the house last month. 637 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,450 That's so messed up. 638 00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:05,354 You won't think that way next year when you are doing it to the new pledges. 639 00:38:07,856 --> 00:38:09,888 Come with me. 640 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,994 Who wants to get initiated? 641 00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:24,873 I will now read from the Kappa Tau-ra. 642 00:38:24,873 --> 00:38:27,576 - Shalom. - Shalom. 643 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,041 I love that part. 644 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:36,615 And the crossed identical arrows symbolize 645 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:38,647 that while we may cross each other, 646 00:38:38,647 --> 00:38:41,620 we are all the same under this hallowed roof. 647 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:45,754 - Blow the arrows. - Blow the arrows. 648 00:38:47,796 --> 00:38:50,028 Rise. 649 00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:52,801 Now, you are a man. 650 00:38:53,702 --> 00:38:54,833 L'Chaim! 651 00:39:15,884 --> 00:39:18,927 Kappa Tau! 652 00:39:18,927 --> 00:39:20,659 What is this music? 653 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,962 Bernie went to Israel last summer and insisted we use his mixed CD. 654 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:24,993 Just go with it. 655 00:39:24,993 --> 00:39:28,967 Spitter, Spitter, Spitter, Spitter! 656 00:39:34,403 --> 00:39:36,545 Holy crap! 657 00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:37,946 Hey, Spitter! 658 00:39:39,748 --> 00:39:41,109 - Hey! - Hi. 659 00:39:41,109 --> 00:39:43,682 Aren't you supposed to be at ZBZ's initiation? 660 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:46,455 On my way. But I wanted to say congrats, first. 661 00:39:46,455 --> 00:39:48,386 - Thanks. - What happened to your... 662 00:39:49,558 --> 00:39:51,890 Wow. Hell Week gets crazier every year, huh? 663 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,763 Yeah. It was worth it. 664 00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:55,864 I'm a brother now. 665 00:39:55,864 --> 00:39:57,966 And I can attest from personal experience, 666 00:39:57,966 --> 00:39:59,898 you are a great one. 667 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,772 - Aw, geez. - What? 668 00:40:03,772 --> 00:40:06,174 Everyone gets a little mushy by the end of I-Week. 669 00:40:06,174 --> 00:40:08,106 I'll have total deniability by Monday. 670 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,778 Yo, Spitter! 671 00:40:09,778 --> 00:40:13,181 - Go celebrate. - Thanks, Case. 672 00:40:13,181 --> 00:40:15,544 You have three more years. Pace yourself. 673 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:19,047 Hey. 674 00:40:19,047 --> 00:40:20,889 How is your dilemma? 675 00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:25,023 I'm... I'm going to Washington. 676 00:40:26,455 --> 00:40:28,426 You are? 677 00:40:29,157 --> 00:40:31,660 So... good luck. 678 00:40:33,201 --> 00:40:34,733 Yeah. 679 00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:38,436 Thanks. 680 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,834 Hi, Dr. Lewiston? 681 00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:09,698 Uh, yes, this is, uh, Max Tyler from CRU. 682 00:41:23,912 --> 00:41:26,955 Pledges of Zeta Beta Zeta. 683 00:41:26,955 --> 00:41:28,917 As you begin your ascent to sisterhood 684 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:31,489 on the wings of Zetas past, 685 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,962 know that those sisters that came before us 686 00:41:33,962 --> 00:41:36,995 smile down upon you from Chapter eternal. 687 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,797 Before we replace your pledge pins 688 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:42,601 with the holy badges, of an initiate... 689 00:41:45,033 --> 00:41:47,105 Frannie, we're starting initiation. 690 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,037 Then I'm just in time. 691 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,280 For you, Ash. 692 00:41:53,081 --> 00:41:54,182 Your Active pin? 693 00:41:54,182 --> 00:41:56,014 I'm moving out of the house. 694 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,618 You don't have to deactivate the sorority just to move out. 695 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,693 I do if I'm moving into another sorority house. 696 00:42:04,693 --> 00:42:06,855 Frannie, what are you doing? 697 00:42:06,855 --> 00:42:08,927 You can't join another sorority. 698 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:10,799 Pan-Hellenic doesn't allow that. 699 00:42:10,799 --> 00:42:12,961 I'm starting my own sorority. 700 00:42:12,961 --> 00:42:14,903 In fact, I rented the house today. 701 00:42:14,903 --> 00:42:16,865 Uh, you rented a whole house? 702 00:42:16,865 --> 00:42:20,168 That's a lot of space for you and your ego. 703 00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,573 That's not gonna be a problem. 704 00:42:26,074 --> 00:42:27,616 Let's go, girls. 705 00:42:30,078 --> 00:42:33,652 Bye, Casey. Bye, Ashleigh. Bye, you guys. 706 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:36,024 No, don't go. As your president, 707 00:42:36,024 --> 00:42:37,726 I command you to stop! 708 00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:40,759 Brenda, you're leaving ZBZ? For what? 709 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:42,190 To pledge all over again? 710 00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:44,963 Who says I'm pledging? And yes. 711 00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:49,998 Becks, shall we? 712 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,701 Rebecca...? 713 00:42:55,744 --> 00:42:57,075 Rebecca! 54353

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