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I'm saying I don't want
to throw down with you.
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- What does that mean?
- You don't remember?
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Maybe I hit you too hard
with the pledge paddle.
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You hit me from behind and ambushed me.
That's pretty pathetic.
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I'm staring out
into the vast, empty ocean
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that is my future.
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- Feels good, doesn't it?
- It does. And...
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...it feels, um, terrifying.
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I'm so happy when
I'm around you.
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And I'm happy when
I'm around you, too.
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- What do you know about Casey?
- We're dating.
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- OK.
- Good seeing you.
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What a douche.
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Our new ZBZ president
is Ashleigh.
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What?
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Calvin Owens!
Hell Week, buddy! Let's go!
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Awkward.
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Welcome to Hell Week.
Your ass is mine.
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Get him outta here!
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- Don't worry about these love handles, Rusty.
- What love handles?
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Pledge frolicking session
in five, those puppies will
melt right off, big guy.
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Remember, you may
leave for class,
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but you go
straight there and back.
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No stopping for eating
or sleeping or socializing.
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Your souls belong to us.
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Show me angry, pledges.
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Come on, angry!
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Yeah. That's it.
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That's it. Work it.
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OK, Oh, oh!
Now you're sad.
You're sad.
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Oh, I'm lost in the forest.
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Now, uh... now you're a cobra!
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Prepare to bite.
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Dude, they painted
my pepperonis blue.
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- It's permanent ink!
- We've come this far,
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only a few more days,
we're as good as initiated.
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Initiated?
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Sure, Rusty. You pledges have
endured many a Hell Week trial.
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Like, Bobbing for Hairballs,
the Rhinoceros Walk,
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and even that rousing game
of Hide the Pickle...
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...we found eventually.
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- I had a sweet hiding spot.
- Back in line, sweetie!
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But what you
don't know, Rusty...
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- Why do you keep
calling him "Rusty"?
- Because, Keith,
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"Spitter" is his Kappa Tau name.
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And, he has no guarantee
of becoming a Kappa Tau.
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Oh, no. None of you do.
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Every Hell Week at least
one pledge is found
wanting and expelled.
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You'd really kick
one of us out?
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Or more. The brothers will
use a final round of trials
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to determine which pledges
will become initiated,
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And which ones will go home...
for good.
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Just like
Dancing With the Stars,
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except there's no dancing
and there's no stars.
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Remember, it's three strikes
and you're out.
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Just like baseball,
except there's no bases and
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there's really no balls.
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Now frolic! Come on,
pledges, frolic!
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Let's see it. Like nymphs,
like nymphs, come on.
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You're in the woods,
you're frolicking in the woods.
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You're having
a car wash.
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Suds are being
thrown everywhere.
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We've been at this
for three days
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and still some of you maggots
can't do 50 push ups?
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- Come on, let's go.
- This sucks.
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- I can't do any more.
- Come on. It could be worse.
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Oh, oh, oh!
We got another one.
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Oh, oh-ho!
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God, oh, that stinks.
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There goes Owens.
Next victim.
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
I got a special punishment
for Calvin.
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He's got to clean
O'Toole's bathroom sink.
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But he manscapes in there!
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I don't want to hear it.
Let's go.
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This does not look
like O'Toole's bathroom.
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Uh, this, Pledge Owens
is our Honor Room.
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And you're just here
to clean it.
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That's it? I don't have to use
my toothbrush or anything?
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Nope. I mean,
consider yourself spared.
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Can you do that?
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Calvin, I can do whatever
I want, I'm the president.
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Big Bro to the rescue.
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Where to start?
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Huh. No way.
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Quit whining, man,
you're a pledge!
Dude, eat it!
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Eat the chocolate poo!
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I gotta be openly mean to you,
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to offset the homoeroticism
of so many of our rituals.
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So eat it!
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Damn! That was nasty, bra!
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But, dude, I'm ready
to get initiated.
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Yeah!
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That was so real.
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Yeah, Beth.
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Hey, uh, got a sec?
I, um...
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I wanted to talk to you
about the gift exchange....
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Casey, your boyfriend
is ruining Inspiration Week.
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Um, one sec, Becks.
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- Oh, hurry or
you'll miss Sister Circle.
- OK.
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- He just walked right in.
- It was open.
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I'm sorry.
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Come on, don't worry about it.
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- Sorry, I didn't...
- It's OK, oh...
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Thanks for saving me
from all the sister bonding,
I needed a break.
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Like a summer of fun break.
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- Casey...
- Since I'm no longer
ZBZ president,
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I'm no longer obligated
to prep for next year's rush.
It's just you and me.
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- Barbequing, sipping mojitos...
- I got accepted to grad school.
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I know, at CRU.
Which I was excited about
the first time you told me.
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No. Uh, a different school...
in California.
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California, Ohio?
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No, uh, California,
California.
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Cal-Tech. I applied
before we even met.
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And I hadn't heard anything,
so I just figured, I assumed...
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Wow, right?
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Yeah. Wow.
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So, Cal-Tech.
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Uh, which means after
our summer of fun...
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We'd only be two thousand,
two hundred and twenty-nine
point three miles
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away from each other.
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OK, look, here we go.
We could book a red eye
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leaving for Kona
right after your last final.
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Evan, we can't.
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There's so much to do.
We have all those appointments
booked with the realtors.
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Besides, we're going to meet
your family in the Hamptons
Memorial Day weekend, remember?
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Yeah, well I thought we could
do something just the two of us.
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Do you not wanna
see your parents?
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No, fine, whatever.
I'll go.
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Good. Because for
a minute there
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I thought it was
about the realtors.
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- I know it's a big commitment.
- No, that,
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I am actually
excited about.
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Me, too.
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- I'll see you later?
- Yeah.
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OK.
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Hey, Big Sis, ready for
Sorority Massacre Movie Night?
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- Yay, done naked girls.
One sec, Becks.
- Case! Case!
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The pledges want more rootbeer
floats. We're out of rootbeer.
Help me out?
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This isn't part of your duties,
Frannie's Pledge Educator,
she's in charge of I-week.
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Well, I haven't
seen her since yesterday.
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Wow, two weeks ago
she was killing for
the Presidency,
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now she's skipping
Movie Night.
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- I'll get some more rootbeer.
- Thank you.
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Oh, and let's walk
on the wild side.
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Get regular, not diet.
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Um, can I ask you
a question first?
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Yes.
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Is it about the Big-Little
gift exchange?
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No, it's about you
and Travis.
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I wanted to know what it
was like being in a long
distance relationship.
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Oh. Well, it sucked.
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I basically wasted
two years of college
dating a total jerk.
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We were never around each other
long enough to realize it.
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- OK.
- Then there's the travel costs,
the phone bills,
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the trying to have phone sex
when you get spotty reception.
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- Right.
- The pressure to make
the most of your visits,
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- Not to mention the fear
of him cheating on you.
- OK, I get it.
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Uh, Max is leaving for Cal-Tech
in three months,
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and he wanted to know
if we're still staying together.
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Oh. Oh... But,
it'll be great for you guys.
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I'm... I'm sure Max has
good cell phone service.
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How am I supposed to make
this kind of commitment,
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when we've only dated
for a month and a half?
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Well, why do you
have to decide now?
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Just enjoy the next three months
and whatever happens, happens.
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Get down.
They might see us.
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I am going
to get dung out.
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Come on,
they love you over there.
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You're the president's
Little Brother.
You get special treatment.
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From Cappie?
Yeah, he blindfolded me
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and made me reach
into the upstairs toilet.
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OK, that's enough.
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- No, it was just peanut butter.
- That's actually kinda funny.
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- No, he made me eat it.
- And it's disgusting again.
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I'm sure Evan enjoys
inflicting pain on you guys.
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Not me. If anything,
Evan's intentionally
going easy on me.
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How do your pledge brothers
feel about that?
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Well, I don't think they know.
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I mean, I've been cleaning
the Honor Room instead. Oh!
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Which reminds me.
Guess what I found?
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- What?
- Your old Omega Chi
pledge paddle.
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- The one I hit Evan with?
- Yeah.
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I'd think he would've
torched that by now.
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It's definitely yours. There's
a nose-shaped dent in it.
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That was a pretty big swing.
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Thanks, man. You almost
made me forget about Hell Week.
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You wouldn't know hell if it
stuck you in the bottom
with a pitchfork.
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Here, no peanut butter,
just like you asked.
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- Thanks, Dale.
- Don't forget. I'm leaving
for home tomorrow at 3:00.
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- I'll be there. Stop worrying.
- Wait, finals aren't
until next week.
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No, I already took them.
I'm taking off early
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to Rockdale, Alabama
4-H circuit with Darwin Lied.
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We're opening up
for Intelligent-D.
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- It's gonna be off the hook.
- Rock on.
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All right, I'm out. Hopefully
the next time you see me,
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I'll be a Kappa Tau brother
and not a wash out.
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Stop worrying, just embrace the
humiliation and you'll be fine.
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00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,149
How would you know?
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00:10:19,149 --> 00:10:23,353
Hey, listen, just don't
let them tie a brick
to your goat-whacker.
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00:10:23,353 --> 00:10:26,626
Why? You're laughing.
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00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,199
Everybody laughs when
their feet get tickled.
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It's a reflex, as you know,
science dork.
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- Oh!
- Oh, stop! Oh, stop!
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We're gonna be fine.
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You mean you're OK
with a long distance
relationship?
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No.
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Oh.
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But, I am ready to commit to you
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an amazing summer with you.
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And figuring it out from there.
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- Summer for now.
- Mm-hmm.
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That'll be fun.
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How much fun?
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- Hmm?
- Oh.
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I don't know.
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Surprise!
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Oh, God.
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So cute.
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I can do this.
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I got the eye of the tiger
and I'm ready to fight.
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Let the Trial by Fish begin.
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Yeah.
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00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:29,319
Ooh!
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- Feisty little guy.
- That's a good one.
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Be careful... OK.
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00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,903
Ooh.
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00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:48,038
I accidentally scooped you
three fish, Rusty.
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But, we have faith in you.
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OK, now pledges,
take your cups
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- and first of all...
- Done.
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What do you mean "done"?
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Finished.
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00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,824
- That was quick.
- Whoa.
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It's empty!
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00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,960
- Where the hell are they?!
- In my belly.
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00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:14,164
What the hell
were you thinking?!
238
00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:16,937
You're supposed to
take care of the fish,
not eat them!
239
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,040
Why'd you
give us bibs?
240
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,313
This is a baby fish
papoose pouch!
241
00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:25,976
He murdered
the poor little fishies.
242
00:12:25,976 --> 00:12:29,249
That's officially
strike one, Sushi Boy.
243
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,081
No! N... Cap!
Cap, n... n... no!
244
00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,354
I was only doing what you
wanted me to do.
Embracing humiliation.
245
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,356
I can't protect you
on this one.
246
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,159
You're going to have to
pass Judgment Day
with flying colors.
247
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,160
Or else!
248
00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:42,963
Oh, m...
249
00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:56,546
Hi!
250
00:12:56,546 --> 00:13:00,380
Oh, my God! Did someone
strangle a chipmunk?
251
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,052
Big-Little gifts
are so cheesy.
252
00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:05,315
Yay, can I please
get a sterling silver ZBZ cat
253
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:07,818
to put on my shelf of stuff
I'll throw away in a month?
254
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,560
- I know, right?
- Can I please get a ZBZ patchwork quilt,
255
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,993
I'm redecorating my cabin
up at Lake Tacky-Crap.
256
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,997
Brenda, this is for you.
257
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,130
Oh, my God!
I love it! I love you!
258
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,004
- Oh, I love you, too.
- Yay!
259
00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:34,184
Isn't Ivy the sweetest?
260
00:13:34,184 --> 00:13:37,117
I got a blender!
261
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,389
For protein shakes.
262
00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:43,193
But if that's true,
why did she include this
little bag of margarita salt?
263
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,997
It's perfect for the summer.
264
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,398
Fun summer.
265
00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:52,332
So you got any crazy parties
coming up with your
high school friends?
266
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:57,007
No. I do, however,
have front row seats
to my parents' divorce.
267
00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,269
I'll take pictures.
268
00:13:59,269 --> 00:14:01,111
But I like your blender.
269
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,444
Did you get
a Big Sis gift for Casey?
270
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,117
Yes. I decided
I won't kill her
271
00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:08,848
for kissing Cappie
over Spring Break.
272
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,523
Well, she got you
a Little Sis gift.
273
00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:16,927
- Really? She did?
- Mm-hmm.
274
00:14:18,288 --> 00:14:21,261
- I mean, not that I care.
- Yep.
275
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,533
No matter what's
gone on between you two,
276
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,535
Casey really does
believe in Sisterhood.
277
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,899
It's a really nice gift, too.
278
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,014
Be seated.
279
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:50,991
Look only at the candle
or else you fail Judgment Day.
280
00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:53,493
So, this is heaven.
281
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,525
No,
this is heaven's lobby.
282
00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:58,398
If this were real heaven,
there'd be bi-curious Playmates
283
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,030
making out in a corner
somewhere.
284
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,032
♪ La ♪
285
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,273
Voice of an angel, you.
286
00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:04,674
Thank you.
287
00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:07,237
Rusty, tell the jury,
288
00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:10,310
why do you think
you belong in Kappa Tau?
289
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,344
As you know,
I struck down Evan Chambers
with a pledge paddle.
290
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:17,047
I defeated the Omega Chis
at Beer Pong.
291
00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,990
I made it rain beer
with Vesuvius,
292
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,391
and I even got
the upstairs toilet
293
00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:25,925
to flush after Chili Night,
with little to no splatter.
294
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,499
- Guilty!
- Of what?
295
00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:32,132
Of everything!
You beat Calvin
at Beer Pong
296
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,463
not their entire house.
297
00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:36,236
And you know Calvin's hand
cramps easily.
298
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,969
And made Vesuvius
rain beer?
299
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:42,072
Another minute and that
Remington-Hertzog
Atmospheric Destabilizer
300
00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:45,515
would have evaporated
our blood and rained it
on our mummified corpses.
301
00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:47,247
Wikipedia.
302
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,950
In fact, weren't you
initially thinking about being
303
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,024
an Omega Chi pledge? You went
there and ignored our Bid Night.
304
00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:56,086
We were your second choice,
remember?
305
00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:59,229
- But I ended up here!
- Eyes on the candle!
306
00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:01,131
Kappa Tau is where I belong.
307
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,593
I did all this stuff all year
and it's not good enough?
308
00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:06,096
"A" for effort, Russ,
but no, sorry.
309
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:09,639
- I'm afraid this is strike two.
- Last chance, Russ,
go forth in the world
310
00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:13,043
and find a way to demonstrate
to us that you are a Kappa Tau.
311
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:16,106
- How?
- The true Kappa Tau
wouldn't have to ask that.
312
00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:19,379
And you gotta do it
before Initiation Night,
or don't bother showing up.
313
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,381
Tick-tock, Rusty.
Tickety-tock.
314
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,093
And remember, if anyone asks,
this is not hazing.
315
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,166
You are simply
pruning the rose bushes...
316
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:39,629
...with your hands,
with no gloves, by choice.
317
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,472
I can't. I need a break.
318
00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:46,136
You will break when
I tell you to break, Trip.
319
00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,438
Hey, Evan,
he looks broken, man.
320
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,613
Well, then it's
your job to revive him.
321
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,147
Come on, Owens, cool off.
I'm gonna go get us some snacks.
322
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,521
How you doing there, Owens?
That fan looks heavy.
323
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,454
Look, man, I didn't make
the pledge assignments,
what can I do?
324
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:08,027
But you're Evan's pet
Little Bro, talk to him,
he's going too far.
325
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,060
Come on, man,
we're almost there, OK?
326
00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,261
You're almost there.
327
00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,203
'Cause he's giving you
all the easy jobs.
328
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,734
The rest of us
are dying here.
329
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,538
OK, boys, who's up
for mayonnaise pot stickers?
330
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,049
Last load.
331
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,483
Nine months of temptation, God,
and I proved myself.
332
00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:36,086
And I have to prove
to the Actives
333
00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:38,128
why I'm a true Kappa Tau.
334
00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:42,432
Well... you could always
show them a biopsy
of your decayed liver.
335
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,736
Come on, Russ, you'll always
be my little frat boy.
336
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,538
Thanks, Dale.
337
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,306
- Well, you're off.
- Yeah, yeah. Till the fall.
338
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,279
Sophomore year, baby.
339
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,182
- Can't wait.
- I can't wait for
this year to be over.
340
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,714
Oh! I burned this for you.
341
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:06,256
Darwin Lied cut a new track.
342
00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,288
Carpool to Salvation.
343
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,689
I'll save you a seat.
344
00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:14,524
You never have
a moment of doubt
that you're right,
345
00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,566
or that you are right
where you belong, do you?
346
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:19,169
No.
347
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:21,601
I sometimes wish
I had what you have.
348
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,803
I just have faith.
349
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:27,407
I mean, that cross
is just two sticks
tied together without that.
350
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,510
You know, and I also
know in my heart
351
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,543
that the Big Guy
has a plan for all of us.
352
00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:36,246
And I happen to know
a little bit about
His plans for you, too.
353
00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:38,688
Something that includes
Kappa Tau, I hope.
354
00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:42,192
No. But we are
gonna be roommates again.
355
00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:44,854
He told me.
356
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,826
Come here.
357
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,775
I applied to bartend here
over the summer.
I haven't heard back.
358
00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:10,149
Which is maybe OK,
since I plan to spend the summer
maximizing my time with...
359
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,554
Max. And then, from there,
you'll re-evaluate the
relationship's staying power.
360
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,925
Long and prosperous,
no doubt.
361
00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:20,530
Isn't that the manager?
Why don't you go
ask him about the job?
362
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:23,433
I can't just go up
and ask him.
That's bad form.
363
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,834
I'll call him tomorrow.
364
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,266
While you're out you should...
365
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,238
...buy a gift
for Rebec...
366
00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:29,839
Unknown number.
367
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:36,175
Oh, maybe it's the manager.
Hello?
368
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,948
Of course I'm interested.
Totally.
369
00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:42,252
Yes, I'll call you
tomorrow. Thank you.
370
00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,818
- I just got a job.
- Uh, no you didn't, Case.
371
00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:51,721
I just talked to the manager.
They're going with someone else.
372
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,563
You have no bartending
experience.
373
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,965
Not here.
In Washington.
374
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:59,329
- There's a Dobler's
in Washington?
- Remember Paula Baker?
375
00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:02,772
From the convention,
former ZBZ and current
US Congresswoman?
376
00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:05,405
She just offered me
a summer internship in DC.
377
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,478
No way! When did you even apply?
378
00:20:08,478 --> 00:20:11,611
I didn't. She just
remembered me from
the convention.
379
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,483
She had a last minute opening,
380
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,815
she thought of me and
she tracked down my number.
381
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,848
Well, this is awesome!
Right?
382
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,793
I'd have to be in DC
in two weeks.
383
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:26,856
♪ Save yourself
for somebody else ♪
384
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,532
I'm screwed.
I mean, I seriously don't know what to do.
385
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,935
I want the internship in DC,
it's the career direction
I've been waiting for,
386
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,869
but I finally found
some incredible guy
who I might lose.
387
00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:42,842
It's so what happened
with Jason going to Paris,
remember?
388
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,975
I know, right.
So how did you decide, L.C.?
389
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,948
I don't know.
I guess I just
followed my heart, Case.
390
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,351
Which I guess was
a mistake or whatever.
391
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,982
Because you and Jason
broke up?
392
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:55,355
But I wouldn't have known
he was the wrong choice
393
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,728
unless I had spent the summer
with him in Malibu.
Which you saw in season two.
394
00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:00,290
True.
395
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:02,762
Also, I could have spent
my whole summer in France
396
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,335
wondering if I had
left behind my one true love.
397
00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:06,866
- But he wasn't, right?
- Oh, God, no.
398
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,938
I totally should have
gone to France!
399
00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:12,001
But what if Max
is more my future
than Washington?
400
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,304
What if I suck there?
401
00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:16,005
But, I mean, it's all
about the "what if?"
402
00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:19,949
Either way, you're always
gonna wonder... what if?
403
00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:21,411
That's so deep.
404
00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:23,553
- I know, right?
- Ash, what're you doing here?
405
00:21:23,553 --> 00:21:25,985
It's fricking L.C.!
406
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,758
I love your hair.
How do you get it
so shiny and straight?
407
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:31,721
- You never ask me that.
- Oh, I always go
with a ceramic iron.
408
00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:34,764
- Ah, genius.
- So, tell me, L.C.,
409
00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:36,866
what would you do?
410
00:21:36,866 --> 00:21:38,928
Casey, the answer's
crystal clear.
411
00:21:38,928 --> 00:21:40,870
All you have to do is...
412
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,307
- Ah, Rusty!
- It's me, it's me, it's me.
413
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,939
What are you doing here?
414
00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:51,981
I need your help.
415
00:21:51,981 --> 00:21:53,543
Good God, what is that smell?
416
00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:55,945
- Desperation?
- No...
417
00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:57,947
You smell like dog poo.
418
00:21:57,947 --> 00:22:01,891
And your breath,
it's like the pond
at Grandpa's house. Oh.
419
00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:04,954
Case, how did Cappie
prove he was a KT
during Hell Week?
420
00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:07,026
- I need to know.
- He didn't.
421
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,758
If I recall correctly,
422
00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:12,502
I think that assignment
was for dorky pledges
423
00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:14,404
who were gonna get dung out.
424
00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:16,866
- Oh, I'm so tired...
- Oh, not the comforter.
425
00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:19,038
...and freaked out.
426
00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:25,044
I can't even remember
why I wanted to join KT
in the first place.
427
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,417
Because you were
too good for Omega Chi.
428
00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:28,948
Not at first,
I wasn't.
429
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,883
Maybe that's why
I'm in so much trouble.
430
00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:36,886
I need to rid myself
of any last vestiges
of Omega Chi.
431
00:22:36,886 --> 00:22:38,558
What... What are
you talking about?
432
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,930
- I knew I could count on you.
- Eww, don't even! Eww!
433
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:43,963
Ah!
Get off the...
434
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,935
Don't do anything stupid.
435
00:22:45,935 --> 00:22:48,738
I'm not. I'm doing
something Kappa Tau.
436
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,713
For you. Your Big Sis present.
437
00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:05,014
Oh, uh...
438
00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:06,756
Rebecca, that's like,
439
00:23:06,756 --> 00:23:08,558
the sweetest thing ever.
440
00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:10,059
I know.
441
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,793
I love it. Thanks.
442
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,799
Um, Becks, listen,
443
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,572
things have been
so crazy with Max that
444
00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:24,674
- I forgot to...
- Bring this down.
445
00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:26,105
You left it upstairs
on the dresser.
446
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:29,779
Exactly what
I was about to say.
447
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,983
Huh.
448
00:23:33,983 --> 00:23:37,787
- What is it?
- Something awesome.
449
00:23:37,787 --> 00:23:39,188
Well, like what?
450
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,952
Don't wanna spoil
the surprise.
451
00:23:42,952 --> 00:23:44,554
I don't mind.
452
00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:46,726
Just open it, K?
453
00:23:55,204 --> 00:23:56,736
Thanks.
454
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,681
You up for some competition?
455
00:24:11,681 --> 00:24:13,052
You know I rock at pool.
456
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,724
I know. I learned
the hard way.
457
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:17,487
Subtle.
458
00:24:17,487 --> 00:24:20,660
I just came here to
figure out what to do
about a personal matter.
459
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:24,794
On my own.
I didn't expect
that you'd be here.
460
00:24:29,138 --> 00:24:31,971
- Handicap?
- For who? You?
461
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,505
Keep dreaming.
Rack 'em.
I'll break.
462
00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:38,648
So, a personal problem, huh?
463
00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:42,982
Let me guess. Max is having
an emotional affair
464
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,984
with his World of Warcraft
teammate, right?
465
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,987
He's going to grad school
in the fall....
466
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:52,191
- ...in California.
- California, Ohio?
467
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:55,625
We were going to spend
the summer together here
468
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,698
and figure out what
to do about the fall.
469
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:02,071
But I just got offered
a summer internship in DC,
470
00:25:02,071 --> 00:25:04,033
I'd have to leave
in two weeks.
471
00:25:04,934 --> 00:25:06,606
Congrats, Case.
472
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:10,540
I haven't committed yet.
473
00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:13,112
I mean, I don't want
to leave Max,
474
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:17,016
but this is
a US Congresswoman
we're talking about here.
475
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,720
- Paula Baker.
- Paula Baker?
476
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,191
Maryland, Fifth District.
477
00:25:22,191 --> 00:25:24,554
Soft on energy,
but a staunch protector
478
00:25:24,554 --> 00:25:26,225
of the Loggerhead sea turtle.
I like that.
479
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,659
So, Max or
480
00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:31,130
a possible career.
481
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,564
Long distance.
That's a...
482
00:25:34,564 --> 00:25:36,966
...big commitment
for a guy who just
started dating.
483
00:25:38,968 --> 00:25:40,770
Good shot.
484
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,914
That's it?
485
00:25:46,075 --> 00:25:48,277
Great shot? I don't know
what you want me to say.
486
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:53,122
As my friend, what do
you think I should do?
487
00:25:53,122 --> 00:25:56,025
You said it yourself.
Max and I just started dating.
488
00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:59,328
What if I pass on this
awesome opportunity in DC...
489
00:25:59,328 --> 00:26:00,990
...and he's not the one?
490
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,935
Fine, as your friend, Case,
491
00:26:05,935 --> 00:26:08,898
I think you should...
492
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,903
...uh, bank the nine ball.
493
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,845
Go for the side pocket.
494
00:26:28,157 --> 00:26:29,959
And?
495
00:26:32,962 --> 00:26:34,163
And...
496
00:26:36,165 --> 00:26:38,998
...I think you should...
497
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,971
...take the internship
instead of Max.
498
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,006
Really?
499
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,878
Are you suggesting
I break up with Max?
500
00:26:48,878 --> 00:26:51,110
I'm saying that you shouldn't
discount the fact that
501
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,283
you spent the past year
trying to find something
to build a future on
502
00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,986
and... now you
may have found it.
503
00:26:58,347 --> 00:27:02,151
As for finding the one,
I think if it's meant to be
504
00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,923
eventually, it will be.
505
00:27:07,056 --> 00:27:09,158
Thanks for the advice, Cap.
506
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,204
Eight ball, corner pocket.
507
00:27:43,132 --> 00:27:44,734
Hi, Frannie.
508
00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:46,936
How's your BFF taking
doing it national?
509
00:27:46,936 --> 00:27:50,099
That's in the past.
510
00:27:50,099 --> 00:27:52,842
And, I'm here
to discuss the future.
511
00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:58,247
- Do I hear ticking?
- Just open it.
512
00:28:04,453 --> 00:28:06,756
Lovely.
513
00:28:06,756 --> 00:28:08,117
What's the catch?
514
00:28:08,117 --> 00:28:10,990
Just hear me out.
515
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,122
That's beautiful, Frannie.
516
00:28:13,122 --> 00:28:15,294
Who knew you could
give as well as you take?
517
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:18,127
Um, this is just my final,
518
00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:21,100
end of the year gesture,
as Pledge Educator.
519
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,172
Hey, at least Frannie
picked out her own gift.
520
00:28:23,172 --> 00:28:25,334
- Rebecca, I wanted to...
- Later.
521
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,185
You were saying?
522
00:28:40,990 --> 00:28:42,892
Hey, Evan, uh...
523
00:28:42,892 --> 00:28:46,355
I just noticed that
you made the pledges sleep
in the backyard last night,
524
00:28:46,355 --> 00:28:48,127
in the mud.
525
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,930
Oh, uh...
526
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,262
...yeah, we left you inside
for that one, didn't we?
527
00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:57,036
Yeah, uh, don't you
think you're being
a little hard on them
528
00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:59,068
and easy on me?
529
00:28:59,068 --> 00:29:03,072
Look, you're my Little Brother,
you're a Legacy,
530
00:29:03,072 --> 00:29:06,776
you're entitled
to special treatment,
so just enjoy it.
531
00:29:06,776 --> 00:29:09,819
As much as you are?
Ever since you signed up
for that trust,
532
00:29:09,819 --> 00:29:14,153
you seem to just wanna
show off what it means
to be Evan Chambers.
533
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,856
- That's crap.
- Well, maybe so, but
534
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,888
you know, those are
my pledge brothers, so...
535
00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:21,891
...if you're gonna
haze them that way,
you gotta haze me the same.
536
00:29:21,891 --> 00:29:24,063
- Fair is fair.
- You serious?
537
00:29:25,534 --> 00:29:27,136
I am.
538
00:29:29,038 --> 00:29:31,000
You're right.
It's not fair.
539
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,043
So grab the pledge manual
and follow me.
540
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,505
- Where we going?
- No questions. Move it, pledge.
541
00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,869
I have to leave in two weeks.
542
00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:05,034
Well, I guess we'll be
starting the long distance thing
a lot sooner then, huh?
543
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,942
Oh.
544
00:30:14,543 --> 00:30:16,585
You wanna break up.
545
00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:19,288
I want to be
in two places at once.
546
00:30:21,951 --> 00:30:26,425
You're science-y. Have they
made that possible yet?
547
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:29,458
Um... yeah.
548
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,002
Funny isn't, uh...
549
00:30:35,104 --> 00:30:37,236
I'm sorry.
550
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,969
What if I...
what if I come
to DC with you?
551
00:30:39,969 --> 00:30:43,442
Well, then we'd still
have to say good bye
at the end of summer.
552
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,876
No chance you'd
move to California?
553
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:56,155
I can't keep making decisions
based on the guys in my life.
554
00:30:56,155 --> 00:31:00,159
I need to stay here for me.
I need to take
this internship for me.
555
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,362
Guess that sounds
kinda selfish.
556
00:31:05,094 --> 00:31:06,996
Hey, I'm the one leaving.
557
00:31:06,996 --> 00:31:09,338
And you have to.
558
00:31:09,338 --> 00:31:11,340
It's what's best for you.
559
00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:14,243
It's not what's
best for us, though.
560
00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:21,310
I'd better go.
561
00:31:26,615 --> 00:31:28,918
No regrets?
562
00:31:33,162 --> 00:31:35,264
No regrets.
563
00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:38,097
OK.
564
00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:35,024
Checkmate.
565
00:32:42,031 --> 00:32:44,193
All right, let's get
those blindfolds on.
566
00:32:59,008 --> 00:33:02,011
- Rusty!
- Evan!
567
00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:03,412
This isn't the Kappa Tau house.
568
00:33:03,412 --> 00:33:04,713
Guys!
569
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,419
Come on, hurry up!
570
00:33:19,268 --> 00:33:22,131
- What is that?
- Who wants more cookies?
571
00:33:22,131 --> 00:33:23,302
I do!
572
00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:26,505
Where's Rusty? I hope he's
not kidnapping a Tri Pi for us.
573
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,007
Yeah, we got in a lot
of trouble for that last time.
574
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,679
Yeah, we did.
575
00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:34,012
We can't wait any longer, Cap.
Initiation has to be tonight.
576
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,485
When it comes to initiation,
even I must abide by the rules.
577
00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:38,347
- Except for one.
- Naked beneath the robe?
578
00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:40,219
You, too?
579
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:43,222
Hey, I called Rusty's dorm
like ten times. No answer.
580
00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:49,228
Hark! I recognize
that girlish scream anywhere.
581
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:52,101
- Spitter!
- Come on, let's go!
582
00:33:52,101 --> 00:33:53,732
Come on! Move!
583
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,340
We're on our way, Spitter!
584
00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:09,178
Omega!
585
00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:11,780
Kappa Tau!
586
00:34:35,844 --> 00:34:39,208
Take off your blindfolds!
Take 'em off! Take 'em off!
587
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:42,111
- Should we do it?
- No, it's a trick.
588
00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:44,583
- No one take 'em off.
- He sounds serious.
589
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:48,857
Uh, you know what?
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna double check here.
590
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:02,371
Wait a minute, Rusty.
You forgot this.
591
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:09,508
Hey, Bing!
592
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,143
Hey, come on.
Get him outta here.
593
00:35:14,143 --> 00:35:16,185
Get him outta here!
594
00:35:26,695 --> 00:35:29,628
This handshake
symbolizes our sacred bond.
595
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:34,163
Brotherhood, above all.
596
00:35:34,163 --> 00:35:37,166
And finally,
597
00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,737
a Chapter President
must choose
598
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,369
one pledge during initiation
599
00:35:40,369 --> 00:35:43,912
to carry the final burden
for his pledge class,
600
00:35:43,912 --> 00:35:45,644
for at least one hour.
601
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,819
Calvin Owens has
carried the burden
602
00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:53,322
for over three hours.
603
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:04,863
You can, uh, lower the book now,
Cal. You're a brother.
604
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,298
Congratulations, brothers!
605
00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:12,471
OK, all right, all right.
Now listen up.
606
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,204
Report to the backyard,
so we can paddle
our new initiates.
607
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,612
I'd pick sleeping in mud
over holding that book any time.
608
00:36:23,612 --> 00:36:25,814
It was amazing.
609
00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:31,290
Uh, no, I just can't
keep my arms down.
610
00:36:37,766 --> 00:36:40,369
- Brother Owens.
- Brother Chambers.
611
00:36:40,369 --> 00:36:41,830
Nice hazing tactic.
612
00:36:41,830 --> 00:36:44,202
Well, be careful
what you wish for, right?
613
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:48,737
Yeah, I may have been
a little harsh with
the show off comment.
614
00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:52,881
No, no. You said what you needed
to say to get what you wanted.
And I respect that.
615
00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:54,713
You and I are not so different.
616
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,345
Here, let me
help you with that.
617
00:36:56,345 --> 00:36:58,347
Whoa, what happened
to you guys anyway?
618
00:36:58,347 --> 00:36:59,718
Your lip looks
pretty bad.
619
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,890
I guess Rusty
and I are even.
620
00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:05,394
What, did you hit him
with a paddle or something?
621
00:37:05,394 --> 00:37:08,357
I was
protecting the house.
622
00:37:08,357 --> 00:37:11,730
- From Rusty?
- Look, he started this
and I ended it.
623
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,432
Like I said,
he and I are even.
624
00:37:16,805 --> 00:37:19,968
Now why would you
go to the Omega Chi house
during Hell Week
625
00:37:19,968 --> 00:37:20,909
and incite a brawl?
626
00:37:26,515 --> 00:37:30,018
I guess I thought it was
the only way to prove
that I was a Kappa Tau.
627
00:37:30,018 --> 00:37:33,522
Trying to get that paddle back
was the coolest thing
in the world, Spitter,
628
00:37:33,522 --> 00:37:35,984
but you could have
just bought us beer
like your pledge bros.
629
00:37:35,984 --> 00:37:39,928
- You called me "Spitter."
- Wouldn't know you
by any other name.
630
00:37:39,928 --> 00:37:41,960
So no more
overcompensating.
631
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,563
What about all those pledges
that didn't get in?
632
00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:47,696
In the last 50 years
there was only one guy
who ever left after pledging,
633
00:37:47,696 --> 00:37:49,898
and he did it voluntarily.
634
00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:53,742
Bing. So this whole time
635
00:37:53,742 --> 00:37:55,774
you and the Actives
were screwing with us.
636
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,777
You should not have locked us
out of the house last month.
637
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,450
That's so messed up.
638
00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:05,354
You won't think that way
next year when you are
doing it to the new pledges.
639
00:38:07,856 --> 00:38:09,888
Come with me.
640
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,994
Who wants to get initiated?
641
00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:24,873
I will now read
from the Kappa Tau-ra.
642
00:38:24,873 --> 00:38:27,576
- Shalom.
- Shalom.
643
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,041
I love that part.
644
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:36,615
And the crossed
identical arrows symbolize
645
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:38,647
that while we
may cross each other,
646
00:38:38,647 --> 00:38:41,620
we are all the same
under this hallowed roof.
647
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:45,754
- Blow the arrows.
- Blow the arrows.
648
00:38:47,796 --> 00:38:50,028
Rise.
649
00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:52,801
Now, you are a man.
650
00:38:53,702 --> 00:38:54,833
L'Chaim!
651
00:39:15,884 --> 00:39:18,927
Kappa Tau!
652
00:39:18,927 --> 00:39:20,659
What is this music?
653
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,962
Bernie went to Israel
last summer and insisted
we use his mixed CD.
654
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:24,993
Just go with it.
655
00:39:24,993 --> 00:39:28,967
Spitter, Spitter,
Spitter, Spitter!
656
00:39:34,403 --> 00:39:36,545
Holy crap!
657
00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:37,946
Hey, Spitter!
658
00:39:39,748 --> 00:39:41,109
- Hey!
- Hi.
659
00:39:41,109 --> 00:39:43,682
Aren't you supposed to be
at ZBZ's initiation?
660
00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:46,455
On my way. But I wanted
to say congrats, first.
661
00:39:46,455 --> 00:39:48,386
- Thanks.
- What happened to your...
662
00:39:49,558 --> 00:39:51,890
Wow. Hell Week gets
crazier every year, huh?
663
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,763
Yeah. It was worth it.
664
00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:55,864
I'm a brother now.
665
00:39:55,864 --> 00:39:57,966
And I can attest from
personal experience,
666
00:39:57,966 --> 00:39:59,898
you are a great one.
667
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,772
- Aw, geez.
- What?
668
00:40:03,772 --> 00:40:06,174
Everyone gets a little mushy
by the end of I-Week.
669
00:40:06,174 --> 00:40:08,106
I'll have total deniability
by Monday.
670
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,778
Yo, Spitter!
671
00:40:09,778 --> 00:40:13,181
- Go celebrate.
- Thanks, Case.
672
00:40:13,181 --> 00:40:15,544
You have three more years.
Pace yourself.
673
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:19,047
Hey.
674
00:40:19,047 --> 00:40:20,889
How is your dilemma?
675
00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:25,023
I'm... I'm going
to Washington.
676
00:40:26,455 --> 00:40:28,426
You are?
677
00:40:29,157 --> 00:40:31,660
So... good luck.
678
00:40:33,201 --> 00:40:34,733
Yeah.
679
00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:38,436
Thanks.
680
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,834
Hi, Dr. Lewiston?
681
00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:09,698
Uh, yes, this is, uh,
Max Tyler from CRU.
682
00:41:23,912 --> 00:41:26,955
Pledges of
Zeta Beta Zeta.
683
00:41:26,955 --> 00:41:28,917
As you begin your
ascent to sisterhood
684
00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:31,489
on the wings
of Zetas past,
685
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,962
know that those sisters
that came before us
686
00:41:33,962 --> 00:41:36,995
smile down upon you
from Chapter eternal.
687
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,797
Before we replace
your pledge pins
688
00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:42,601
with the holy badges,
of an initiate...
689
00:41:45,033 --> 00:41:47,105
Frannie, we're starting
initiation.
690
00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,037
Then I'm just in time.
691
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,280
For you, Ash.
692
00:41:53,081 --> 00:41:54,182
Your Active pin?
693
00:41:54,182 --> 00:41:56,014
I'm moving out of the house.
694
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,618
You don't have to deactivate
the sorority just to move out.
695
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,693
I do if I'm moving
into another sorority house.
696
00:42:04,693 --> 00:42:06,855
Frannie, what are you doing?
697
00:42:06,855 --> 00:42:08,927
You can't join
another sorority.
698
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:10,799
Pan-Hellenic doesn't
allow that.
699
00:42:10,799 --> 00:42:12,961
I'm starting my own sorority.
700
00:42:12,961 --> 00:42:14,903
In fact, I rented
the house today.
701
00:42:14,903 --> 00:42:16,865
Uh, you rented
a whole house?
702
00:42:16,865 --> 00:42:20,168
That's a lot of space
for you and your ego.
703
00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,573
That's not gonna
be a problem.
704
00:42:26,074 --> 00:42:27,616
Let's go, girls.
705
00:42:30,078 --> 00:42:33,652
Bye, Casey. Bye, Ashleigh.
Bye, you guys.
706
00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:36,024
No, don't go.
As your president,
707
00:42:36,024 --> 00:42:37,726
I command you to stop!
708
00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:40,759
Brenda, you're leaving ZBZ?
For what?
709
00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:42,190
To pledge all over again?
710
00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:44,963
Who says I'm pledging?
And yes.
711
00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:49,998
Becks, shall we?
712
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,701
Rebecca...?
713
00:42:55,744 --> 00:42:57,075
Rebecca!
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