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Previously on Greek:

I'm so happy
when I'm around you.

And I'm happy
when I'm around you, too.

Never mentioned
you knew a Kappa Tau.

Heath? We met
during rush. It's no big deal.

Vesuvius
is a homecoming legend.

It's the party against which
all other parties are judged.

Farewell, my sisters.

Keep the principles of
Zeta Beta Zeta close
to your heart, always.

'Bye!

I'm
gonna miss Lizzie.

- Really?
- Not at all.

We have eyes and ears
everywhere. There won't
be second chances.

We can't desert our sister now.
If Rebecca goes, I go.

- Really going against me?
- Yep.

Anyway, I though I
could do my sisterly duty

and offer to relieve
your responsibilities.

I know what she's doing.
Solidifying her power base
among the Freshmen.

Frannie can't run
for president again.

It's against National rules,
she was officially removed.

- Truce?
- Friends close, enemies closer?

Gonna have to do
better than that.

- Verdammt!
- Oh-oh.

What did the
Germans do now?

I'm sorry.
Part of my RA job

is to plan the resident's
annual Galileo party.

It's this weekend,
I've been trying
to find a place for weeks.

The Deutsche Hause
was my last hope.

Aw, I didn't know engineers
had theme parties too.

Yeah...
just this one.

But, who cares,
it's not important,

other things are important.
I'll figure something out.

Of course you will,
that's why you're a genius.

If you can understand that
book, you can plan a party.

Wait. Party planner. I'm gonna
put that on my career shortlist.

But you're
an English major.

I am, but unlike
your major,

it doesn't come with
a built-in career path.

Everyone speaks English,

which is why, I was thinking,
this might serve as a

stepping stone
to something else.

Like... uh...
publishing?

No! A job
at Nationals.

I have to go
to this convention.

So I thought if I have to
be dragged away from

spending the weekend with you,
which is all I really wanna do,

the least I could do
is make the best of it.

Use this weekend
for a little networking.

I have to do something
after graduation.

You could do anything...

...because
you're amazing.

Once the candy hits the soda,
everybody needs to stand back.

Waiting will make it
all the sweeter.

Ah, good afternoon.

Refreshing mint...
officer?

Sergeant at arms?
Commandant?

Fire marshal.
Just doing the rounds

to make sure all the
houses are up to code.

Might as well
keep moving because

when it comes to codes, the
Kappa Taus have them covered.

From Morse to Da Vinci.

There's your first
violation, right there.

There's your second.

Good afternoon, miss.

Can I interest you in a
gently used blow-up doll?

- That's so disgusting.
- Ew...

How about
a nice throw rug?

Lightly stained, which gives
it the nice, antique feel.

- No... I'm only, uh...
- Uh...

Are you in the market for
a wig made of human hair?

I'm on my way to class, and I
just have to use the bathroom.

Ooh, oh. Well, in that case,
it'll be 25 cents, cash only.

Dammit! It's been five hours
and zero sales.

What about the Tri-Pi that paid
me three dollars to shave her
initials in my chest?

Thank you, pledge. No.

Let's talk about
something important.

Heath, put the beer down.
Beer's for closers only.

I said put the beer down!

It's ABC. Always Be Closing.

Now, you've gotta sell,
or you hit the bricks.

Or, in this case,
we all hit the bricks!

Because that son of a bitch
fire marshal

gave us 30 days to fix
all eight of our violations.

And to bring our
sprinkler system to code.

And it's gonna cost us,
so we've got to sell.

Are we gonna
lose the house, Cap?

Nah... All we gotta do is raise
six grand really, really, fast.

Don't get me wrong,
you look amazing,

but is that gonna be
comfortable on a plane?

Oh! Where did dressing for
comfort ever get anyone?

I dress the way
I want people to see me.

Even on a plane. And definitely
when I'm at the ZBZ convention.

Hey. You are going to outshine
everyone there, anyway.

I know.

Evan, I'm not one of those
needy girls who requires

support and encouragement
to prop me up.

But I appreciate
the thought.

Oh, we need to go!

Don't forget to RSVP to
the Dean's Spring reception.

It's a real honor
we've been invited.

Yes, dear.

Wow. Who knew there were so
many different shades of pink?

I know! I love it!

- Ew... Don't love that.
- What?

How much does it suck
that she got to be here,

just 'cause she's
pledge educator.

No sucking. I'm here
to impress Nationals,

and since Frannie is
persona non grata with them

she can't touch me.
Now, where's Tegan?

She's number one on
my ass-kissing list.

Not leaving this convention
without a summer internship.

I'm not leaving without one
of those ZBZ beverage cozies.

And bookmarks!
They're free!

Casey Cartwright?!

As I live and ZB breathe.

Come here.
I'm so happy to see you!

Here, in the folds
of sisterhood.

Hi, Lizzie.

Wait! We forgot
the secret ZBZ handshake.

The registration table
is low on seminar packets.

I'm on it, Te Te.

Poor Te Te's really been
spreading herself thin

between Grand Council
duties and the convention.

I was hoping to say hi, talk to
her about a summer internship.

I'll wait until
she's in a better mood.

Well...
Good luck with that.

- Mind if I come in?
- Yes?

I can't find anywhere to hold
the Galileo party on campus,

so I'm just letting everyone
know it's canceled. I'm sorry.

G-darn it! This campus has
endless available locations

for undeserving, perverted
students that want to act
inappropriately,

but when a group of
elite academics

want to blow off some steam,

while debunking
Aristotelian physics,

everything's booked?
I call bull-hinky.

Nobody wants to let us drop
objects off the roof. Liability.

You tell them
the Leaning Tower of Pisa

didn't have a problem
with Galileo doing that?

- No.
- Well, nice negotiating skills.

I know who'd let us
drop things off the roof.

The Kappa Taus. We need
the money to fix our
sprinkler system.

Rusty, I don't think Galileo
Galilei would approve of his

theories being evoked in such
an unsanitary environment.

Galileo lived during
the Renaissance.

People avoided bathing for fear
it'd wash away their spirits,

so cleanliness
wasn't really a priority.

Unsanitary environment would
add an air of authenticity
to the proceedings.

Know what?
I'm not gonna shower till
after the party to keep it real.

- 'Cause that's science.
- What do you think?

Oh, I think
you should shower.

Kappa Tau? Great idea,
considering we have
no other options.

- OK.
- Oh, yeah. I'm gettin' there.

I'm sorry, Madam President.

It's OK, Lizzie.
OK. Thank you.

Greetings, sisters. My name
is Mary-Beth Gentrie-Manning,

and I am proud to call myself

Grand National President
of Zeta Beta Zeta.

Greetings Madam President.

Please stand for the
processional of the
Grand Council.

♪ Over the years I sing ♪

The first processional
occurred in 1876,

as a way to honor
the nation's centennial.

Someone even
played a fife.

- Isn't that awesome?
- And scary, that you know that.

I read about it in

A History
in Words and Pictures.

Ever since I became
a tour guide,

I have a new appreciation
for history.

Like... Mary-Beth
Gentrie-Manning.

She grew up next door
to Katie Couric's mom.

See? History, so juicy.

Of course, we're here today
to feel that unique magic
that is sisterhood.

We can feel it in the warmth
of a ZBZ smile

that greets us after a long day
of traveling to get here.

From as far away
as California or Phoenix.

- Whoo!
- But that special ZBZ magic

expresses itself elsewhere too.
In our National by-laws.

So, at every convention, we open
up the floor to our sisters.

To offer an open forum to
any sister who wants to
suggest legislative change.

Yes.

I formally propose that we
change the official ZBZ anthem

from "Our sisters, ourselves,"
to "Oh, sister, my sister."

Sit down!

Our current anthem belongs
in a funeral and I, for one,

- am not dead yet.
- Proposal duly noted.

Yes?

And, once again, I beg you
to reconsider the shamefully

superficial rush standards
that our chapters use.

Instead of the prettiest girls
with the best clothes,

we should aim
for inner beauty.

Duly noted,
again, Regina. Thank you.

- OK. Any other proposals?
- I have one.

Yes?

I move to overturn rule
16-A, which states that

removal from office precludes
the removed party

from ever seeking
that office again.

OK.

I can't believe this!

I know! "Our Sisters,
ourselves"

has been the ZBZ anthem
for over a hundred years!

You created me.
You can destroy me.

Is that the game
we're playing?

No game, Case, it's simple.
I want to be president again.

I think I deserve
to be and you don't,

if you're this clueless
about how the system works.

Clueless? Please. I know
you can introduce whatever

legislation you want, but
it's a battle to get it passed.

Hmm...

That legislation will get passed
over my dead, cute, body!

- Hey! Lizzi!
- Oh!

Um, is it an uphill battle
to get legislation passed?

Is it? I need to know because
I just said that it was.

- What, Casey?
- I need to stop Frannie

from getting
that ban overturned.

I cannot face that
barracuda in an election.

She taught me
everything I know,

and she probably held back
the good stuff for herself.

Get a hold
of yourself!

I'm sorry. I know better than
to handle a sister roughly.

It's just, I sat Miss Eastern
Ohio '65 next to Miss Eastern

Ohio '67 during
the processional.

Well, who knew that '67
slept with '65's husband

at the '69 pageant?
Not me!

I'm no help to Te Te
unless I anticipate.

Bad Lizzi, bad!
Hmm...

I'm afraid there's
only so much you can do.

Grand Council votes on
every proposed amendment

at the end of the convention
in a closed-door session.

If four out of the seven members
vote to overturn the ban,

- it's a done deal.
- I have got two days

to convince the council
to vote against Frannie?

It'll take some
serious lobbying.

Go ZBZ!

Hey, guys.
Great news.

We don't need to do
the repairs ourselves.

My dorm will pay us
to have our annual

Galileo party here
this weekend.

- Really?
- My RA, Max, is in charge.

He's completely on board.

And you'll finally get to hang
out with him, he's so cool.

Oh, yeah. Honors engineering
is the very definition of cool.

And that's just
the beginning.

We keep renting out
the house for parties

until we have
everything paid off.

So we'd be an
event hall of sorts.

We can host weddings.
I can get ordained on-line,

it'd be a one-stop shop.

Party Palace
and Chapel of Love,

- featuring Father Cappie.
- How cool is that?

Getting paid to do
something we love.

It'd be like getting
paid to have sex!

What are hookers
complaining about?

Just keep in mind, guys,
this won't be a Kappa Tau

party tomorrow night.
These are honors engineers.

No booze, no hot chicks.
Just robots.

Listen. Even if it's
the lamest party

in the history
of the Kappa Tau house,

at least there will
still be a Kappa Tau house.

Tegan! Oh, wow!

I didn't know you were
teaching this seminar.

Oh! Planning your will
at 21, huh?

- I'm a planner.
- What do you want?

Oh, uh... Well,
now that you mention it,

I did want to make sure I'd
have your support in voting

against Frannie's motion.
You know how damaging

Frannie's leadership
was to the chapter.

It certainly was. I also
know how damaging it was

to my authority,
not to mention my ego,

when you publicly defied me
during Greek Week.

That was an
unfortunate situation.

I'm sure you'll agree
that Frannie...

Frannie is the one who called
to warn me about Rebecca's

Greek Week behavior
in the first place.

Frannie was your
eyes and ears?

It's quid pro quo,
Casey.

Frannie demonstrated
that she has Nationals'

best interest in mind.

Someone like that
deserves another shot.

So she gets my vote.

- Ugh, I am glad you called.
- Yeah.

Frannie's gone and,
I don't know...

For some reason I just
really needed guys' night out.

Yeah, well,
I just came back

from playing Pictionary with
Michael and his grad friends

- for three hours straight.
- Hmm.

Don't you think
it's a little early

for you guys to start acting
like an old, married couple?

The highlight was
someone drew a cupcake

that looked
like a giant boob.

Everyone started laughing.
Grad students are repressed.

Never underestimate
the power of a boob.

- Come here.
- Um, speaking of which,

do you know her?

She's waving for us to go over
to her table. What do you think?

I think I'm gay, and
I think you have a girlfriend.

It's harmless flirting. Not
like anything's gonna happen.

What do you say?
Oh, too late...

Hey, guys,
mind if we join you?

You owe me one.

Make sure you
keep that receipt.

- It's on the nerds.
- Got it.

Who shows up
to a party at seven?

How nice and odd of you
to bring your own fruit punch.

- Oh! And a ladle.
- And a ladle.

At this rate, we'll be done
in time to have our own party

to celebrate our
first customers!

Hey, I recognize
that guy from Casino Night.

Cappie, this is Max.
Bennet, Max.

Hey. You might want to move some
of this furniture out of here.

Yeah! We should move some
of this furniture out of here.

- Is there an echo in here?
- Unlikely.

Anyway, I wouldn't worry
about the furniture.

- This is Kappa Tau.
- I'm sorry?

Surely our reputation
precedes us.

Your honors engineers
are no match for

our parties or
our furniture. Right?

Don't say I didn't warn you.
If things go wrong,

you can defend us to the
Holy Roman Tribunal.

What?

Galileo had to defend
his heretical teachings

to the Pope. This is
the Galileo party.

So where'd Spitter come from?

Oh, that's just something
I call him. It's a nickname.

- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.

What a complete douche.

♪ I don't know
what this girl was after ♪

♪ She's a natural
Natural disaster ♪

♪ She's so sexy
I had to have her ♪

♪ She's a natural
Natural disaster ♪

♪ Natural disaster ♪

Gravity!

Hey, uh,
this party isn't bad.

Even Beav found
a cute girl.

Yes, but come on, she looks like
she's late for a hobbit wedding.

♪ Just the addiction
I've been waiting for ♪

Yeah, she's still pretty hot.

Gravity!

These guys are
sensitive to sugar.

It's not sugar.
It's ADJ.

- Oh!
- Spitter? Translation?

The punch?
Aerosol Death Juice.

Homemade from a special
fermentation process

developed by some of
our chemical engineers

to maximize
efficient inebriation.

- Translation. The punch...
- No translation needed.

So it's like a
wine spritzer of sorts?

Well, if it becomes need be,
the KTs have a foolproof

hangover cure developed
by some of our

chemical dependents that cuts
headache duration in half.

Won't need that.
Max already has one that

completely eliminates headaches.

You know, I may have
underestimated
these Kappa Taus.

It was pretty nice of them
to provide a nonalcoholic

beverage option for us
teetotalers. Right?

And this...

This punch is really
thirst-quenching...
too, I find.

It's funny, I thought
I was gettin' a sore throat,

but now I just feel
kinda tingly.

All over.

Should we make out?

And now, sisters, please open
to page 37 of your song-book,

and join me in the
ZBZ friendship song:

Appreciate the Pink.

♪ I love the pink
You let me wear ♪

♪ I love the joy
it brings to bear ♪

I have a great idea.

If you'll guarantee me
your support

in tomorrow's Council vote,

I will personally bring
CRU's top ten ZBZ sisters

to your alma mater
to act as Rush coaches.

Oh, dear,
that sounds wonderful.

You have my vote.

Great! Now,
will you excuse me?

♪ Shining like
a lipstick kiss ♪

♪ ZBZ pink is hard to miss ♪

♪ Sweet as candy
Good as... ♪

♪ I carry... ♪

- Oh! Let me get that for you.
- Sorry.

- Thanks.
- Hi. I'm Paula.

- Oh, uh, Casey.
- Working the room, I see.

Only way to
get things done.

It is indeed.
I'll leave you to it.

Oh, I wouldn't waste
your time on Bunchie.

She just promised me
her vote.

My whole redemption spiel
really resonated with her

- as a born-again.
- Hallelujah.

- That makes three for me...
- And three for me.

And only Tegan uncommitted.

So I've gotta say...
I'm liking my odds.

Now, let's wrap this up with
the Sisterhood solidarity song,

I Will Never Betray
My Dear Sister.

♪ I will never ♪

♪ Betray my dear sister ♪

I told him not to
cut it too short,

but he didn't listen.

I think it makes
my face look fat.

Are you kidding?
No, you look great.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You are so sweet.

And you look
pretty great yourself.

Thank you.

So, what's
your major, Brianna?

I'm Brianna.
She's Alanna.

She's Alanna,
and she's Brianna.

I'm Brianna,
and she's Alanna.

Oh, right.

We're gonna go
to the bathroom.

OK.

♪ On the east side ♪

So Brianna has invited me
to go back to her place.

You mind if we take off?

Hold on, man, what happened
to harmless flirting?

Since when did you become
a Frannie champion?

Man, she's in Orlando.

OK... So what she
doesn't know won't hurt her.

No, Calvin. Calvin Owens.
We're in college.

This is the one chance we have
to follow our impulses,

do whatever we want
and get away with it.

College is about
sowing wild oats.

Not Pictionary and
the Dean's receptions.

- The Dean's what?
- Never mind.

- Hey. Later, Cal.
- Bye.

♪ Let's get out ♪

People! Quiet!

- We're done, Cap.
- Oh, no, no. Guys, this is...

- This is nothing.
- Fame isn't worth it.

Oh, come on,
you rule, man. Come on.

Pledge, will you get
the nerd off the guys.

I'm gonna
handle things inside.

Oh, how are they
playing pool again?

I confiscated all the cues.
It's like they're Gremlins!

♪ Your ringer tones
grab my mind ♪

♪ Can see you through the phone
The phone, the phone ♪

♪ And I'm wide awake at home
At home, at home ♪

♪ So think
I'll seem like a cat ♪

♪ And hope you don't catch
The bourbon on my breath ♪

- Say my name in Elvish again?
- Saralonde.

I think I'm falling
in love with you.

Le melon.

♪ And I hear a moan
then another voice ♪

♪ So Christ, she's not alone
Alone, alone ♪

♪ And my heart
sinks like a stone ♪

♪ A stone, a stone ♪

♪ And the tears
won't even come ♪

Hey. Hey! What are you...?
Get out of here!

What are you, animals?

Here, Heath. Take this
and destroy it.

Take Jeremy upstairs.

Guard his tresses
with your life.

I'm shutting
this party down.

Cap! Hey.

Who knew this
would be a legendary

Kappa Tau party
after all?

OK, the Kappa Tau house is
a respectable establishment.

Full of individuals who know
how to hold their liquor,

or at the very least

how to dispose of it
in the proper manner!

I'm sorry. It does tend
to get out of hand.

That's why we couldn't
find a place to hold it.

You know that lecture hall

in the Fine Arts building
that was condemned?

That was us. An
unfortunate incident

with a
genetically-modified raccoon.

It would have been nice to have
that information in advance.

Since when does a party getting
out of hand bother you?

I heard you were the
biggest partier around.

Casey said that's
why you guys broke up.

Casey? What do you know
about Casey?

She's my, uh...

Um... We're dating.

Oh.

Well, your gal, Casey,
knows of what she speaks.

I don't know what got into me.

Yes, Lizzi, I did tell you

to cancel the Household
Etiquette seminar,

but if you had been smarter,
you'd have anticipated

that I would change my mind.
Oh! And don't call me Te Te.

Hi, Casey. What's new?

And I say new because
it can't possibly

be that you're beating the
dead by-law horse again.

Actually, I had a few ideas
for how to help you.

Quid pro quo, remember?

I can organize a recruiting
drive for flailing houses.

- Hold a philanthropy...
- That is adorable.

You must be great
in Rush skits.

But seriously, hon,

you're not going to be able
to find a quid for my quo.

I take that back.

If you can fulfill
my wildest fantasy,

and get rid of Lizzi,
you've got yourself a deal.

- Get rid of Lizzie?
- Yeah.

Convince that elfin little
pipsqueak to hit the road.

You want me
to get Lizzi to quit?

Well,
I can't fire her.

Her record is spotless
and she's a "paragon of

sisterly spirit."
But I also cannot stand

her constant effervescence
and springy hair and...

I did not give you permission
to call me a nickname.

So there you have it.

You perform that miracle,

and there might be a summer
internship in it for you.

Gravity!

I don't get it, man.

It's just wrong.

Those two just
don't belong together.

- Men and nipples? Why?
- Hmm.

It's not like milk
comes out of them.

Actually, male infants
have been known

to excrete their
mother's milk

from their own nipples.

That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard.

- You're insane, Chip.
- It's Dale.

- Knew it was one of them.
- Hmm.

Hey, so what's the deal
with this Max guy?

Dude sucks.

I'm...
Hi, I'm Gluteus Maximus,

I'm socially awkward,

and I walk with my left foot
turned slightly out

'cause I'm weird.

I know!
Hello, guv!

I'm Maxi Pad, the kind with
wings because I was in NASA.

Too bad I couldn't solve
Fermat's Theorem

with a gun to me head.
Cheerio!

Cheerio!

Maxi Pad?! Oh, you're too much.

How'd you come up with that?!

Aw, man,
that's just how I roll.

How come we've never hung out?

- I don't know.
- You're awesome.

- I know.
- We should be best friends.

- Yeah.
- You know what?
We are best friends.

Cap 'n' Dale.

These pants make
my bottom itch.

Maxi Pad...

I'm just gonna
lay down for a minute.

Oh, yeah.
Bring it in.

- Glass of chardonnay.
- Thank you.

Wow, you must be
really stressed out.

I'm... I'm weary.

This year alone, I've
consulted at 20 chapters,

colonized 20 new ones,
and I, personally,

shepherded three sisters
into rehab,

one at the expense of
my Tercel's upholstery.

Do you think Tegan
appreciates it?

- Here's your drink.
- Thanks.

Lizzi, I hate to
see you like this.

Your natural effervescence

is one of your most
winning qualities.

What a shame to have it
so cruelly squelched.

I know.

I used to love this job,
but now...

You think, maybe,
you should just quit?

Quit? ZBZ is my life.

Oh, I know.
But... is it a happy life?

Life is short, Lizzie.

You're a talented,
young-ish woman

with a lot to offer,

and you deserve to work for
someone who appreciates you.

Not some awful wench who
badmouths you to everyone

about using ivory dinner plates
instead of cream.

- She does that?
- She did.

Thank you, Casey.
I'm gonna go.

And I'm going
to tell Tegan

exactly where to stick
her ZBZ letters.

Ivory and cream
are the same damn color!

♪ I am you and we are we ♪

Beav...

Beav.

- I'm kind of busy here, Rus.
- Sorry, it's an emergency.

Have you seen my roommate?
I'm getting worried about him.

Dark hair. Glasses.
Members Only jacket.

Your roommate? He's nuts.

Uh... Oh!
Last time I saw him

he was talking to himself
in a mirror.

Then he started
making out with a pillow.

Go away.

Has anyone seen Dale?

Has anyone seen my pants?

They're like jeans, but
they're made of something else.

It's like...
Hey, dude, what's up?

You look awful.

- You've been avoiding me.
- Where's Dale?

Not here.
We're all alone.

What's going on?
What's up?

I might ask the same of you.

Tell me, Rusty,
is the rumor true?

- What rumor?
- In a blind taste test,

do the Cartwright kids prefer
Maxwell House over Folger's?

And when I say Maxwell House,
I mean Max.

And when I say Folger's,
I mean Cappie.

Oh, my God.
Are you jealous of Max?

No. Only his
fresh-roasted aroma.

OK.

Can we go?
I'm feeling skitted-out.

But the class
of '79 is next!

You'll miss
Saturday Night ZBZ-ver!

Ooh...

I don't know how you did it,
but nice going.

You got my vote.

I think I'm ready
to call it a night.

And miss the cutting
of the Kitty Kat Cake?

Ever since 1932,

when flour was hard to come by
during the Depression...

'Night, Ash.

So, let me guess,
getting things done again?

- It's done.
- You don't sound too happy.

Really? I thought I was
so good at faking it.

I'm not good
at faking it either.

This morning Mary Beth
Gentrie-Manning

caught me rolling my eyes at
the breakfast proclamation.

I'm probably on
some kind of list now.

Me too.
The bad sisters list.

I guess there's always
something to compromise

when going after
what you want.

That's true. I remember when
I was president of my chapter.

Having served that vaunted
post, just like you, my dear,

I know all
about compromise.

Back in the day
I had a friend

who rushed ZBZ
when I was president.

She was a nice girl, smart.

But not exactly
"ZBZ material," as we say.

But since she was
an old friend, I...

Realized that loyalty and
integrity were more important

than the image of the house,
so you let her in.

- I blackballed her.
- Wow. I didn't see that coming.

Neither did she. She
never spoke to me again.

And you can bet I'd rather
look back on myself

the way you just
described me.

As someone with
loyalty and integrity.

Not to mention someone

with the balls
to stand up for her friend.

But that's hard.
Especially when you're young.

OK, so I have
the energy to fight.

It's just better to
fight smart, right?

Why confront something head on
when you can work around it?

- Play it safe?
- Playing it safe is

what you do
when you're afraid.

Let me tell you
something else

I wish I'd known
when I was young...

There are very few things
worth being afraid of.

Uh?

- What?
- They killed her, Cap.

Killed who?

Vesuvius.

- No.
- Not fair. She was so strong.

And now, thanks to them,
she's dead.

Come here, I know...

- I know.
- Where's the front door?

Probably rotting in
the ground with Vesuvius.

Yep, I know.

Man, I'm really sorry, guys.

You OK?

It's OK.

Well, so much
for Kappa Tau,

Party Palace and
Chapel of Love.

Hey, Rus? I'm a little
disoriented right now.

Know what happened
to my clothes?

Or why I woke up with this?

Uh, you took
a little too much

sore throat medicine
last night, Dale.

It made you
feel a little woozy.

Oh, well, I would've preferred
that you walked me home.

Next time.

OK.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Does anyone know
whose pants these are?

'Cause they're really
making my bottom itch.

That party
was out of control.

But the craziest thing was...

...you showing up afterwards.

Yeah, I plead temporary
insanity on that one.

So you wish you
hadn't come over?

No! I'm glad I did.

So, uh, what now?

I don't know.

All I know is I'm in college,
and I like to have fun,

and I have fun with you.

But what about Michael?

Open up, open up,
open up!

Casey! Oh, you came
to say goodbye!

That's so sweet!

No! I came to say,
"Stop packing."

Stop packing and
stop being afraid.

It's time you and I
faced things head on. Ash?

It's time to get serious.

And it starts with the hair.

So...
How was last night?

Oh, that.
Yeah, nothing happened.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Nothing with Brianna?

No. I walked her home, and
then went back to the house.

Wait. So you
didn't cheat on Frannie?

You know, I figure
when you cheat on someone,

you're just giving them
a reason to dump you.

And I still find
Frannie intriguing.

Not ready for her to dump
me yet. Know what I mean?

I guess.

I don't know
if I can do this.

I'm not the kind of girl

who "disturbs"
when it says "do not."

You're perfectly coiffed

and rocking some
seriously imposing lips.

Now you go in there and tell
Tegan you're not quitting,

and, from now on,
she needs to treat you

the way you deserve
to be treated.

But if I stay,
you lose Tegan's vote

and Frannie's
gonna get her way.

I'm not afraid anymore, Lizzi.

Now get in there
and start disturbing.

Oops! Sorry, sister.

Frizzie?

I didn't give you permission
to call me by a nickname.

And I'm not going
anywhere, Te Te.

What are you
so smiley about?

Sometimes people smile
when they're happy, Frannie.

By happy,
do you mean deluded?

Because my sources assure me
I've got this vote locked up.

- Four to three.
- Yes, this vote, you do.

But the only vote I
care about is for president.

And I'm happy to have you
challenge me for that,

fair and square.
Because I cannot wait...

...to kick your ass.

Murderers.

I don't know if
you're welcome here.

We came to help.
These guys invented a DVR

that detects and records

any pornography playing
anywhere in the world.

First you trash our house,
now you're bragging?

That's just bad form.

No, I'm just saying
they're geniuses.

They can help get the
house back into shape.

Even fix your sprinkler system
and the other violations.

I brought you some of my
patented hangover cure.

It actually is patented.

Thank you.

OK, let's...

- You guys...
- Looks like we're home free.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Thanks to SuperMax.

Yeah...

We would've figured
something else out on our own.

Yeah.

But I have this other problem
that I wanted to ask you about.

Why don't you
just go ask Max?

Max would never
be good at this.

He's no good
with girl problems.

Girl problems? I'm
great with girl problems.

Causing them.
Complicating them further.

Solving them.
Hit me. Come on.

Um, there's this girl
in my Literature class.

Her name's...
Miley. Miley Montana.

Sounds familiar.

She acts one way
during the day,

but then she's totally
different during the night.

I'm so confused.

Spitter, that one's
almost too easy.

Let me tell you about
this girl I met freshmen year.

Oh, Nina. You better
not lose my email.

I will totally be there for
your 30th anniversary party.

Well, you are looking
much more chipper

than the last time
I saw you.

I am chipper, thanks.
And thanks for the advice.

I really enjoyed
meeting you, Casey.

You strike me as a young woman
with a lot of potential.

That's my contact
information.

If you find yourself
in my neck of the woods,

- give me a call. You got that?
- Thank you.

OK, ladies. Chins out, and down.
Bodies three-quarters-turned.

Excellent!

Paula Baker. Why does
that sound familiar?

Paula Baker.

One of our most
illustrious sisters.

Ten-term Congresswoman from
Maryland's 43rd district.

Currently serving on the
House Appropriations Committee.

- Wow.
- I know.

I told you history's fun.

Yeah...
so is politics.

And maybe I shouldn't
be limiting myself

to just the
sorority kind.

OK, girls,
this is it!

Big smiles all around.

See you next time, sisters!