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Previously on Greek:
This is my money, my freedom.

- I'll be able to do
whatever I want.
- It's an incentive trust.

My girlfriend's dead.
She discovered this tiny lump
on her neck.

It's still tough and
I guess that's probably why

I haven't really gone out
with anyone since she died.

- It's my credit card bill!
Thirteen hundred?
- Dollars?

I have to get a job, Case.

You can start your first
exciting campus tour next week!

We're sisters forever, Frannie.
We're just no longer friends.

Casey has a warped sense
of sibling relationships.

I've done nothing
but support her,

advise her constantly
and this is the thanks I get.

Maybe you should stop
being so nice and just
get back in the game.

Maybe you're right.

Welcome to
the majestic and historic
Cyprus-Rhodes University.

To our right you'll notice
Dressel Hall, which was named
for Daniel Dressel,

the scientist celebrated
for inventing, um...

- For inventing...
- Ooh, I can't stand
the suspense.

Ugh. Our campus is huge!
And historical. It sucks.

I have two days to memorize
this entire book
before my first tour.

- An entire book!
- Just relax.

And think about how,
one day soon,
you'll be able to shop again.

If I'll still remember how.

Oh, OK, I know this building.

Coming up on our left
is the Cutler Planetarium,

the site of Casey Cartwright's
first kiss

with Max, uh... somebody,

the celebrated
polymer science major.

Our first date's tonight.

- I'm nervous. I haven't dated
somebody you know, so...
- Tragic?

Tragic is hot.
Russell Crowe
in A Beautiful Mind.

You can be all Jennifer Connelly
and save him from the brink.

We're keeping tonight low-key.
No psychotic breaks,
just dinner.

- A Beautiful Meal.
- And maybe Dobler's after.

You really like him.
You can't stop smiling.

- It's like your face is broken.
- I know. Max and I haven't even
gone on an official date.

But the other night
was so cosmically incredible.

Like Cappie or Evan incredible?

Kind of. Except with Evan
it was all about
the Greek system

and with Cappie
it was all about, well, pie.

Max is smart.

And soulful and wounded.

He's swimming in the deep end
of life while
I've been in the kiddy pool.

I think I'm ready to join him.

After all, there's more to life
than the Greek system
and pie, right?

Oh, pie!

Gotcha.

Uh-oh. And on our right you'll
notice that Frannie has parked
in your presidential spot.

Look who's back
from the Vineyard.

He never took me there. Jerk.

Someone peed
in your kiddy pool.

Oh, well. It's a beautiful day.

We'll just park down the street
and you can practice
walking backwards.

Have fun in the deep end, Case.

You know I can't swim!

Horseshoes are a real
backbreaker. He couldn't bear
to have them cleaned here?

Hey, yeah, you're welcome.

Wade, I have your rocks.

Pack 'em how I like it.

And what does he need with
the fireworks, anyway? Fourth
of July's four months away.

- Real question is, why are we the only ones doing this crap?
- - Nachos!

Nachos, nachos, nachos, nachos!

Thanks, Spitter.
You're the breast.

- I mean, best.
- Good one, Beav.

I know Pickle screens his calls
to avoid chores.

He only answers if I call
from an unknown number.

And Gonzo, that guy's lazier
than Paris Hilton's left eye.
I haven't seen him at the house.

If I have to pick up their slack
one more time I'm gonna
go postal on their asses.

No! Spitter!

What are you trying
to do to me here?
That's cilantro on my 'chos.

Are you allergic or something?

I don't like vegetables.

Cilantro's an herb.

Which doesn't belong on nachos.

Go get new ones. Quickly.

Sans herbs.

You know what, I say before
tonight's pledge meeting, give
everybody a kick in the ass.

- Kind of redistribute the load.
- It's mail call.

My pledge brothers
are about to receive my package.

- So, this is Dobler's.
- What was that?

I guess it's pretty loud
in here. What did you think
of the restaurant?

It was good, it was good.

I've never had
Korean barbeque before.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it really should
be cheaper, since
we cooked the food ourselves.

Yeah, yeah.

Or they... They sh... Uh...

Never mind.

- Are you not having fun?
- No!

I was gonna say, it...

I... I haven't been on a date
since Sarah died.

I didn't realize it would be
this weird. I'm sorry.

- It's fine, Max.
Do you want to talk about her?
- I don't know.

A first date conversation
about my dead girlfriend
might be a little heavy.

Heavy? I love heavy.

OK. Uh...

- Well, she grew up in Illinois.
- Just like me.

- What was her major?
- Philosophy.

- That's so interesting.
- It's not like she wanted
to be a philosopher.

She always knew
she wanted to help people.

She thought by studying how
various cultures fundamentally
differed in how they view life

then she'd be able to interact
more efficiently with them.

She wanted to join the Peace
Corps and just travel the world

doing whatever she could
to make it a better place.

She was kind of
a Buddhist that way.

Sure. That's great.

Yeah.

- That felt pretty good.
- See? Not too heavy at all.

Light. Light!

If Sarah were here right now
she'd say, "Dork, stop talking
about me, talk to your date."

So, tell me, Casey, what's...
what's on your mind?

Well, actually, this girl,
Frannie, she stole
my parking spot at the house.

She and I have this whole...

You know what? Never mind.

It's so not important.
Should we get drinks
or something?

Are you thirsty?
Because I am dying!

I... I meant to say
I'm dying of thirst.

Got it.

- I'll get us a couple of beers.
- Yeah, thanks. Great.

This is the nicest
restaurant in town.

Well, let's just split the house
salad and tap water. They try to
get you with the bottled stuff.

- Evan's treating. He insisted.
- Really? Why?

- We haven't talked since
he sold his soul to his parents.
- I'm assuming they pay well.

- Hi. Chambers?
- Yes.

- Couldn't we have had dinner
someplace normal?
- Maybe for Evan this is normal.

Hey. I was beginning to think
you guys ditched us
for a better offer.

Well, we were meeting Donatella
in Barcelona for tapas,

but she had a case
of the vapors.

It's my fault.
I'm desperately trying
to finish my dissertation.

I just have to dot some i's
and cross some t's

and then I'm officially
overeducated and underemployed.

Is it too early
to toast to your accomplishment?

It's never too early to toast.

- Michael, you want
to do the honors?
- Oh. OK, sure.

- So, Frannie, how was Martha's Vineyard?
- Gorgeous.

The house was indescribable
and the staff
were so warm and welcoming.

- So, Michael,
after the dissertation?
- The job hunt begins.

Just getting an interview for
a professorship is impossible.

- It'll be tough.
- Who's tougher than you?

Evan said the B-minus you
gave him was the lowest grade
he's ever gotten.

And O'Toole's failing your class
for the third time.

Tough's got nothing to do
with actually getting the job.
A lot of it's who you know.

Have you decided on a wine?

Just pick something reasonable.

Michael, you're the French
expert. What's the wine you'd
order if money was no object?

The '92 Montrachet.

Excellent choice, sir.

I'm really excited
about this wine.

I mean, I first heard about it
when I was in France
my freshman year.

It's supposed to be amazing.

OK, guys, before
Wade and Cappie join us
for our weekly pledge meeting...

Wait a second.
Where's Gonzo?

He had a thing, or something.

And this is my point.

I feel that a few of us pledges
are being a tad lazy

when it comes
to our pledge duty.

Easy, champ, I don't think
I like where this is going.

No, he's right.

All right? Today, for instance,
we had to get lunch for Beaver,

- rocks for Wade, fireworks for Heath...
- - Judas.

- Who said that?
- What martyrs. I had to clean
under Ferret's bed.

Want to know what's on all
those tissues? No, you don't.

Boo hoo. I had to wash
Jeremy's hair with scented oils
on Tuesday.

- Smell my hands
if you don't believe me.
- We've all had to do that!

- Judas!
- Who keeps saying Judas?

Boys, boys, what's
all the racket down here?

See, Ben and Rusty are all like,
"Hey, we do more
pledge work than you do."

Everybody else is like,
"No way, man,
we totally do more pledge work."

I had to mulch
the entire front yard.

Mulch? You're coming at us
with mulch?

- We've all had to do that.
- You look at me like...

- Quiet!
- Yeah, I do this for fun.

We hear your concerns.
Pledge responsibilities
are taking their toll.

You all work very hard
and maybe it's time
for us to celebrate that.

Are you thinking
Old Folks Home weekend, Cap?

I am, indeed, Wade.

Wait. Philanthropy?

No, not philanthropy.

- Old Folks Home is a classic.
- Classic.

Every spring, usually about
this time the KT men
lock themselves inside the house

and engage in a 24 hour period
of drinking,

TV, card playing.

- Love cards.
- Fine meals.

And other fratelicious fun.

Wouldn't it be better
with girls?

I admire your libido, Spitter,
but while all other KT parties
are about girls...

- Old Folks Home is about
pledge/active bonding.
- Bonding.

And giving you all a sneak peek
of what it will be like when
you become actives and move in.

- Eh?
- Hey, all right.

So, all you pre-actives,

be here with your sleeping bag
and party stamina
tomorrow afternoon.

Campout.

Who got dumped?

Frannie bought a ton
of marshmallows,
chocolate and graham crackers

- and we're making s'mores
in the oven.
- Tell Casey your great idea.

- What great idea?
- Well, I know how busy you are
as the interim president,

and how hard it must be to also
function as the pledge educator.

Here, let me.

And I'm just afraid that you,
or we, may be losing sight

may be losing sight of
one of Zeta Beta's most
valuable resources, the pledges.

Here. Let me.

- We smell chocolate!
- Oh, girls, have some please.

Anyway, I thought I could do
my sisterly duty and offer to
relieve your responsibilities.

After all, I served
as the pledge educator
before I was elected president.

- We think it makes sense.
- You have sort of slacked off
with the pledges this semester.

Uh, don't you think
it would be hard on the pledges,

to change leadership
midstream like that?

- I'll survive.
- Couldn't care less.

And a good leader
delegates, Casey.

OK.

Thank you, Frannie.
You know, I'd love for you to
take the pledge educator reins.

- That'd be great.
- Thanks, Case.

We'll have so much fun.

Built in 1927, the Katherine
Anne Findley Memorial Library

houses over 1.5 million
volumes of books

and is outfitted with
nearly 50 miles of shelving.

Doesn't that sound
kind of braggy?

No, it's fascinating.

So, my first date with Max
was a bit of a mess.

His girlfriend wanted to right
the wrongs of the world

and the only injustice
I could talk about was Frannie
stealing my parking spot.

Plus, she's pledge educator now?

Yes, but I'm not gonna let
that little stuff get to me.

If some pledge class
participation makes her happy,

then who am I to deprive
my mortal enemy
of that small pleasure in life?

I just want to focus on swimming
in the deep end with Max.

As long as
you're being yourself.

You know better than that.
You can't truly be yourself
until date nine.

It's like this tour.
You lead with bragging

before you reveal that every
Saturday night some drunk couple
has sex in that fountain.

I'd rather know
that stuff up front.

So, when's your next date?

Tonight.

But I thought we'd do something
more meaningful than Dobler's

so I suggested that we go
to the drama club's
Shakespeare in the park.

Aw, how romantic.

Let's hope so.

Uh... wait.

Where are we?

This can't be good.

Pre-active.

- I do like the sound of that.
- Oh, yeah.

All right, you whippersnappers,
time to get to work. Pickle,
whip up some Jell-O salad.

Woodchuck, take this cane
and beat the filth
out of the couch cushions.

- Pickle, you're on
keg pumping duty.
- Wait, guys.

Do I make the Jell-O salad
before I work the keg?

This is a torch. Find Jeremy
for further instructions.

- After the keg? During?
- Pickle, figure it out.

Arrowhead, take these kneepads
and go see Beaver.

Disperse!

Hey, Cap, I thought we were
getting a preview of living
in the house like an active.

So it is, Spitter.
Over the next 24 hours

you and your pledge brothers
will watch us be actives,

so you know what you have
to look forward to
when you're made active.

You're still pledges
and pledges need to know
their place.

As my very own big brother,
Egyptian Joe, said to me
at our Old Folks Home event,

if you want to live
in a democracy,

don't buy store-bought
Rice Krispie treats.

- What the hell does that mean?
- I was a pledge.
It wasn't my place to ask.

These are for you.

Human remote,
find Bloodsport on TV.

I want to see dudes fight.

Beav, I've been through every
channel four times already.
It's not on.

And do you have
to use the megaphone?

Hey, watch your Van Damme mouth,
human remote.

Now change the channel!

Oh, leave it on
the Spanish channel for now!

- I've got an idea.
- Chesty Spanish beauties. OK.

Hey, human remote,

- how you holding up?
- I'm exhausted.

And my eyes are killing me
from standing so close
to the television.

That's the spirit.
Hey, could you make me
a Chicago-style hot dog?

Listen, Spitter,

I know you're tired.

I know you're worn down.

But there's one thing
that you shouldn't forget.

The celery salt
on the Chicago hot dog.
That's what makes it delicious.

Pickle, mush.

Spitter, can you bring back
a couple of dogs
for me and Waderito?

Spitty? Two.

Hey, Ben, can you help me
with the hot dogs?

It's hot dogs, Cartwright.
I've got a delicate crème brûlée
situation here.

Not burning myself and the
plastic is damn near impossible.

No, Ben, come help me
with the hot dogs!

Hot dogs. Right. Got it.

- Oh.
- God, enough. I'm taking it.

Last night didn't
bother you at all?

I thought the escargot
were a little chewy.
Is that what you mean?

The French food, fancy wine.

I didn't even know
Evan liked that kind of stuff.

- How much was that wine,
anyway?
- Four hundred a bottle.

- You guys drank three bottles.
- I don't even have a hangover.
It was like, magic wine.

Yeah, for 1,200 bucks
it should drive you home
and tuck you into bed.

I don't care if you have
Oprah money, that's crazy.

Look, if you're concerned
about Evan, don't judge him.

Just be there for him
if or when he needs a friend.

Can I judge Frannie?

If it makes you feel better.

Look, Cal, to a person like
Evan, 1,200 bucks is like me
taking you to the movies.

I just wish I was the one
who could lavish you
with expensive dinners.

I don't mind that you're poor.

I just prefer you to not
use the word "lavish" again.

- It's weird.
- Judging.

Sorry.

Oh, I'm late,
I'm late, I'm late!

- You leaving, Case?
- Uh, this is my spot, Frannie.

- I just need to unload
some stuff for tonight.
- What's tonight?

A lock-in with the pledges.

Oh, I didn't know about that.

Why would you need to?
Presidential approval
isn't required for a lock-in.

- Yeah, true.
What's all the stuff?
- Oh, nothing.

Arts and crafts, gift bags.

Gift bags?
What kind of gift bags?

Oh, picture frames,
t-shirts, little pads.

I'm kind of running late,
Casey, so if you're going...

I'm not leaving. I mean,
I'm leaving to go on a date,

but my car's staying here.

In my spot.

I was just getting a CD
out of my car.

Then why were you pulling out?

The stereo only ejects CDs
if the car's in reverse.

It's better for the environment
that way, I guess.

It's a hybrid. Regardless,
the car is staying here.

Not me.

See? I got it.

Hajume!

That means, begin.

Come on!

I don't want
to fight you, Rusty.

I wanted to yesterday
when you were being

such a pain in the ass
about pledge duties,

but not like this, not for them.

Come on!

It'll all be fine, all right?

Just give Ben Bennett
enough time to get the...

- Hey, Cap.
- Rub this grease all over your body.

It'll make it impossible
for Woodchuck
to get you in a choke hold.

Where's Ben Bennett?
He needs to grease up.

I got five big ones
on him against Stork.

Cap!

I cannot fight Woodchuck.
He's too much man. It's scary.

Dude, the grease will work.

Fire! Everybody out!
We gotta go!

- Fire?
- Go, get out of here!

Quick, go!

Fire! Everybody, quick! Go!

Go, go, go!

Oh, man, that was close.

Thank god we had
those fire alarms.

The pledges!

Wait, we don't have fire alarms.

They're locked inside.
They'll be burned alive!

- Drop and roll! Drop and roll!
- Beav, there's no fire.

Seems we've fallen victim
to a pledge prank.

All that alcohol might have
impaired our judgment.
I've read it can do that.

Yeah!

- They just mooned us.
- Except for Rusty.
He just showed his underpants.

A pledge insurgency.
I didn't think
they had it in them.

What do we do now, Cap?

Well, now we get
back inside that house.

To think that Caesar bears
such rebel blood

that will be thaw'd
from the true quality...

...with that
which melteth fools.

So in the world;
'tis furnish'd well with men,

And men are flesh and blood...

Casey, you're late.

- And wet.
- I'm so sorry.

- I walked.
- So, you're... sweaty?

Huh? Oh, no.

I cut through the dean's estate
right as his sprinklers
turned on.

I wanted to call,
but my phone got water on it.

Broken.

Let me see it.

Maybe it's not broken-broken.

If you need to make a call,
just check with Brutus.

He's wearing a Bluetooth headset
for some reason.

- Great Caesar!
- Doth not, Brutus,
bootless kneel?

Speak, hands, for me!

And Caesar is a blonde chick?

Sorry, Max, this isn't really
the evening I had planned.

It's OK.

I'm glad you're here now.

Et tu, Brute?

That bitch.

Caesar? I don't think
it was her fault.

Max, I really have to go.

- Is everything OK?
- Yeah, I just... I have to go.

Hopefully, I'll get a chance
to explain it all to you
on our ninth date.

Um, I'll call you.

OK, bye.

Make sure the basement windows
are locked.

- We've got to barricade
these doors!
- Upstairs windows secure.

Just in time. Hedgehog was
shimmying up the gutter pipe.

He's a little bit ninja.

- Let us in!
- Ben Bennett, Pickle,
help me push this bookshelf.

Good. Kitchen?

Wait, wait, wait.
Is the siege over?

No way.
They're out there, scheming.

I can feel it in my bones.

Dude, chill, chill, chill.

- They're retreating.
- They're heading toward town.

- Maybe they're going
to Dobler's.
- Yeah, drink off their anger.

When they get a nice little buzz
they'll think we're awesome
for pulling such a cool prank.

Yes!

- What do we do now?
- Let's dance it out, man.
Come on.

Hey, shouldn't you
be out with Max?

And what's with the wetness?

I know what she's doing.

- Who?
- Frannie McBrutus.

The pledge lock-in,
the gift bags, friggin' s'mores.

I should have known.
She's solidifying her power base
among the freshmen.

Frannie can't run
for president again.

It's against national rules.
She was officially removed.

But that doesn't mean she can't
find someone to run against me.

She did invite all the officers
over for the lock-in tonight.

You see? She's Karl Rove
with hair extensions.

She'll talk someone into running
then use the pledges to get them
elected president,

then she'll be pulling all
the strings and unraveling
the sweater that is my life.

OK, did Max see you like this,
'cause you kind of got
crazy eyes.

I can't talk to him
about this stuff.

It'll just sound ridiculous.

Once I win the presidency,
then I can dive back
into the deep end with Max.

But right now I need to borrow
your phone so I can deal
with this hot Frannie mess.

I was just meeting
with my Econ professor.
Thought I'd stop by.

- I hope I'm not interrupting.
- You are, thank god.

I'm grading exams.
Now I can give you
this thank you note in person.

- You didn't have to do that.
- I'm a compulsive Miss Manners
freak, so I kinda did.

Well, it was my pleasure.
In fact, when we left the
restaurant, I started thinking.

My mom is on the alumni board
at Princeton,
so she could make a call

if you think
that might help you.

Really? She would do that?
She doesn't even know me.

Well, she knows me
and I know you.

And like you said, it's all
about who you know, right?

Wow. That would be
unbelievably generous.

Happy to help. Oh, maybe
you can help me with O'Toole.

It's obvious he's gonna
fail French yet again.

Uh, so I was hoping
you could intervene?

- You mean tutor him?
- Yeah, no, he's tried tutors.

He's tried practice tests.

We even force fed him
a wheel of brie. The guy
is just allergic to French.

Why do you care
if he passes my class?

Well, he's a brother in need.

And I like helping needy people.
Call me a philanthropist.

Come on, it's not like
he needs an A.

He's taking it pass/fail,
so just pass him.

- What's the harm?
- I don't change grades, Evan.

OK.

Well, no harm in asking, right?

And just remember,
if you change your mind
it could change your life.

My mother is
a very persuasive woman.

People say I take after her.

Frannie, can I steal you
for a sec?

Date over already? Don't get
discouraged. There are
plenty more fish in the sea.

I left my date early.
I couldn't stop
thinking about us.

Oh, Case, some girls may want
to experiment in college,

but I don't.

Oh, Frannie. I can always
count on you to make me laugh.

Which is why I'd like
to clarify that whole

"we're sisters, not friends"
thing I said after Greek Week.

Sisters fight.
They say things they don't mean.

- Really?
- They also make up.

I guess what I'm trying
to say is, I'm sorry.

And I'm grateful that you're
taking over as pledge educator.

Casey, I'm really glad
that you said that.

It must have taken
an awful lot of courage.

So, truce?

Friends close, enemies closer?

That's Politics 101, poodle, and
I believe I was your professor.

You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that.

OK, pledges and officers,
time to start the lock-in.

Tonight's agenda
will be as follows:

First we will make collages
expressing our hopes and dreams

and then we will have
a share circle.

And then after that we...

I'll get it. Before we start
Frannie's way fun collages,

I thought I'd treat the pledges
to delicious gelato,

courtesy of Gianni's Gelato.

Ooh, gelato's way better
than collages.

Officers first, sluts.

Hi, there.

The gelato could have been
from both of us, but
I guess we're not friends.

I learned that from you, too.

Always have a Plan B.

Oh, FYI, I'm part poodle,
part pit bull.

You should be a professional
prank planner, Spitter.

I mean, first the farm animals
at the O-Chi house, now this.

I do seem to have a knack
for it, but it was
Ben Bennett's genius idea

of using Heath's smoke bombs.

- Nice.
- Everybody grab one.

Dinner is served.

Actually, it took
all of us pledge brothers
to pull this one off.

You know what? I like
to use the term "pre-actives."

OK, everybody take
a deep breath, count to ten.

Two, four, six,
eight, nine, ten.

The power's probably out because
somebody didn't pay the bill.

The power company's
against us too, man?

Oh, man, they're out there
with the actives, man.

And they got money
and electricity, man.

Hey, Arrowhead, calm down.
Even if it is the actives,

they can't do anything to us
from out there.

Oh, they're gonna ram us.
They're gonna do us like Waco.
Game over. Game over!

- They're having a dance party?
- No, it's psychological
warfare.

We go outside they kill us.
We stay inside we go insane.

It's like, 20 times in a row
with this song!

The cops ain't coming.
They probably just think
it's an Omega Chi party.

I say we go out and throw
ourselves at their mercy.

Oh, that's a great idea,
Woodchuck.

Maybe if you talk to them
real nice they'll let you
stay on as pledge

till you're ready
for the old folks' home.

Stop it.
The enemy is not us, it's them.

If we keep fighting, they win.

So what are you suggesting?

Amnesty.

Negotiate a settlement
without additional punishment.

- Why would they do that?
They have all the power.
- We pissed them off.

They need our dues. If they lose
the entire pledge class,

- they won't have enough money
to keep this house open.
- And if they lose the class,

- it'll be harder for them
to get pledges in the fall.
- Exactly.

- Pledge problems.
- Yep.

Good luck with that.

Vanilla, huh? I thought you'd
have more adventurous tastes.

I've had enough
adventures recently.

I don't need to relive them
through my gelato.

Listen, I'm sorry to hear
about you and Cap.

OK! Way to kill my sugar high.

I just wanted you to know

I'm here for you.

Wow. You deserve
a Daytime Emmy, Susan Lucci.

- What do you mean?
- Casey, I know campaigning
when I see it.

- That's not what I was doing.
- You and Frannie are battling
over the pledges.

She's trying to start
an anti-Cartwright faction.

- You rallied admirably
with the gelato gambit.
- Thank you.

OK, look, if the pledges
are a swing state, then
you're their popular governor.

- I want your endorsement.
- We'll see.

I'm keeping my options open
for now. But for the record,

I appreciate
how you stood up to Tegan.

Thanks.

And for the record,
I know how hard it is
to get over him.

Well, you and el presidente
are looking mighty cozy.

Brenda, I never mix
personal with politics.

On the personal front,
Casey and I are OK.

On the political front,
it's open season.

- You're smiley.
- The polls are tracking
in my favor.

Girls, put down your ice butter

and give me your attention.

My boyfriend, Evan Chambers,

he wanted to make sure this was
the most memorable lock-in ever,

so he sent us these
four masseurs to give us
some deep tissue treats,

so go grab your robes
and get down here for
some Swedish satisfaction.

Hey, Ash, get...!

You know I'm on your side.

But my chakras are a mess.

Hey, Casey, maybe you should
go first. You're looking
a little tense.

So, we're in agreement?
No matter what happens,
we stick together.

I love you guys.

Break!

- Where are they?
- I don't know.

We're all gonna die!

Guys? Guys?
Ben?

Guys!

Beav, we called a truce.

- I feel all loosey-goosey.
- I just wish I hadn't inhaled
all that gelato beforehand.

I need to stop eating
like a 500 pound man.

Hey, you guys,
I have a great idea.

What if we play
a game of I Never?

- Come on.
- OK.

- How original.
- Are we gonna play?

- We have to.
- What's a better way

to learn about your fellow
sisters than by sharing secrets?
Everyone circle up.

Great. Very good.

How do you play?

Were you homeschooled?

Each girl says something
they've never done.

If another girl in the circle
has done that thing,

she steps into the middle
of the circle.

Once they step out, the game
starts anew. I'll go first.

I never have taken
public transportation.

I never ran up a 1,500 dollar
credit card bill in two weeks.

Oh, I see how it is.

I never stalked an entire
a capella singing group.

Oh, was that... Was that you?

I never had sex
with Evan Chambers.

I never served as ZBZ president
without being
officially elected.

I never lost my presidency
after being forced to resign
in scandal.

I never lost my virginity
to Cappie and wrote
some stupid poem about it.

- Come on, Case,
get in the center.
- Don't you ever touch me again!

- Or what?
- Or this!

Hi.

Casey, I fixed your phone.

Oh.

Want some water?

So now you know, I'm a girl
who... I like to throw drinks
in other girl's faces.

Is this a compulsive thing,
like Tourette's?

No, it was totally optional,
and you know what?

I enjoyed it!

But I can't do it anymore, Max!

I can't compete with Sarah.

She was a world-saving
Buddhist philosopher

who died tragically young
from cancer.

Last week I got visibly upset
someone dribbled coffee
on my Entertainment Weekly.

- Nobody likes stains.
- I've been trying to be
someone I'm not for you.

And... it's tiring.

And it just doesn't work.

No matter how great
the guy is...

You think I'm a great guy?

Yeah.

I think you're great, too.

And look, Sarah was not a saint.

She smoked weed.
Bags and bags of weed.

She had severe bouts
of serious road rage.

I once saw her litter.
My point is, Casey,

I like you.

I don't want you
to be someone else.

You're so... so alive.

You like me because I'm alive?

Yes!

Pretty broad criteria.

You don't do anything halfway.

When you needed
to learn how to count cards
you hired an advisor.

You bought me a vintage tux.
I still owe you money for that.

And I love the way you told me
about your ran over cat and then
you felt crazy for telling me.

I love that you just threw
a drink in that girl's face.

Casey, you're just... you're
the first thing that's made me

want to come out of my room
since Sarah died.

I'm so happy
when I'm around you.

And I'm happy
when I'm around you, too.

Should we go finish that girl
off in there now?

She can wait.

I'd rather finish
my date with you.

Everybody out but the pledges
and Pledgemaster Wade.

Thanks for sitting on them.

Can I please stay and watch you
crush their spirit?

No, Beav.

Tonight's transgression
was a major letdown.

Because it took you so long
to do it.

- What are you talking about?
- You passed the test.

No KT would put up
with being a maid all day
this far into pledging.

We wanted you to bond together
and revolt.

Prove that you've got KT blood
coursing through your veins.

So, you're not gonna punish us?

Dude, you're a genius.
You got us to do
exactly what you wanted.

- Does free will even exist?
- A question for another day,
Arrowhead.

- That's impressive.
- You know what?
You guys are impressive.

All right, everybody upstairs
for drinks and
a Steven Seagal marathon.

Hard to Kill, followed by
another showing of Hard to Kill.

Come on, big guy.
Get up there, have fun.

So we wanted them to rebel?

It's elementary,
my dear Wadeson.

If our intent wasn't for the
pledges to revolt,

then the pledges got one over
on the actives.

The pledges are in control,
then the lunatics have
taken over the asylum.

Black is white,
up is down, left is right,

boobs are bad, cuddling is good

etcetera, etcetera, etcetera,
so on and so forth,

until we're back
to being cavemen.

I guess you're right.

Do you remember
when we were pledges

and we, uh... we handcuffed
Egyptian Joe to that
truck stop urinal?

Yeah.

He said it was genius.

- Then he hazed
the crap out of us.
- That's right.

Their guard's down now,
which is exactly
where we want them to be.

- For Hell Week.
- Hell, yeah.

I look forward to meeting you,
too, Dr. Hanson.

Merci.

You look like you're about
to faint. Who was that?

That was Princeton on the phone.

- They want to meet. Evan's mom
made the introduction.
- That's awesome.

He didn't even mention anything
to me. I guess he is
using his power for good,

keeping it a secret,
like a superhero.

Why don't you look like someone
who's about to meet
with Princeton?

I'm just a little nervous,
I guess.

- Leaping into the unknown.
- Here's something to calm
your nerves.

- What's this?
- A gift.

It's the bottle of wine you
ordered at dinner last night.
Evan bought a case

and thought it would be nice
to give you a bottle to thank
you for introducing him to it.

- Nice guy, huh?
- Yeah.

All right, so let's go back
to your apartment and celebrate.

Why not?

And we're walking, and we're
walking and we're walking.

Over there is the Michael Grant
Fitness Center.

Built in 2003
with a 20 million dollar
endowment by Michael Grant,

CRU's first ever
professional baseball player.

Inside you will find state
of the art exercise equipment,

and lots of toned, sexy people.

Moving on, to our right,
that there tree
is known as Shady Lady.

And lounging beneath
her awesome boughs
are my best friend, Casey,

and her new boyfriend, Max.

They are CRU's cutest and newest
couple on campus.

Finding a quality mate is just
one of the many advantages
to attending Cyprus-Rhodes.

And we're walking
and we're walking...