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Previously on Greek:

I just met the man
I am going to molest.

He is crazy-gorgeous.
He's the Hot Ness Monster.

- We want boobs.
- Rebecca, what are you doing?

- I'm getting rowdy.
- Get down from there.
You're making a scene.

- This is really beneath you.
- Know what's beneath me? You.

- You chased the boobs away.
- Oh.

I'm staring out
into the vast empty ocean

- that is my future.
- Feels good, doesn't it?

It does and
it feels terrifying.

A matter we'd like
to talk to you about
if you have a moment.

Ohio Senator Ken Logan has been
implicated in a sweep of
a high end prostitution ring.

- I heard about your dad.
- You doing this because
you want to be with me

- or because you want
to get back at Casey?
- Both.

Are you going to do this
because you want to be with me

- or because you want to
be with Evan Chambers?
- Both.

You've got to stop putting
your houses before everything
else and before each other.

- I'm sorry.
- Aw.

The Three Musketeers
are back.

Greek Week's
a bigger deal than I'd imagined.

Biggest Greek-on-Greek
competition of all.

If our friendship's
going to be tested
anywhere, it's here.

- Which is why we are...
- Switzerland.

Cappie swears by their method
of neutrality in dealing
with Rebecca vs. Casey.

We survived six hours being
trapped in Dale's car listening
to Amy Grant, all right?

Together we can
withstand anything.

When he busted out
the Christmas collection...

I was ready to launch myself
out a window. But I would've
thrown you out first.

Now that's friendship.

Welcome everyone to the 63rd
Annual Greek Week Olympiad!

I now give you
the Parade of Houses.

Alpha Sigma Rho.

Beta Theta Tau.

- Where is he?
- I don't know. Where is it?

- I don't know.
- Gamma Psi Alpha.

Spitter!

Pledge Owens!

- Time to cross the border.
- We'll always have Zurich!

Cappie!

We are so going to win again,
I can practically
taste our victory!

And what does it taste like?

Cheesecake miraculously
devoid of calories.

I don't know.
The Gamma Psi Alphas are looking
pretty scary-buff this year.

They've all have
Madonna arms
from doing power yoga.

I will not be the first
ZBZ president in ten years
to give up this trophy.

We are winners
and cementing
our winning status

is going to be the cornerstone
of my presidential campaign.

I plan to be the legitimate,
elected president of ZBZ.
I am no Gerald Ford!

Frannie taught me that one.

But I don't want
to get too confident.

I must first focus on
a Greek Week victory.

Even the Ice Queen
looks melty.

We escaped Myrtle
unscathed by Logangate '08.

She looks so perky.
Seriously, if my Dad did that...

I don't care
how she acts as long
as the only perky thing

she shows off this week
is her attitude.

And our reigning sorority
champions, Zeta Beta Zeta.

This week's Greek Olympiad
events include the Tug of War,

Powder Puff Sorority
Football game,
the Human Pyramid,

the Fraternity
Cheerleading Contest,

the Ultimate Relay Race...

Ah, just look
at the spectacle.

This is even better
than the ice-skating cows,

Torino opening
ceremonies, 2006.

Cap's a big fan
of the Olympics.

Hey, more than a fan.
I'm an Olympic historian.

The reigning fraternity
champions, Omega Chi Delta!

You know, the insurance
salesmen convention's

a few hundred miles
to the left in Toledo!

Take a good look
at that trophy.

It'll be your only chance
to see it up close.

Oh, I thought that was
your Oscar for Best Actress
in a Supporting Role,

- Evan-gelina Jolie.
- Laugh it up now.

You guys are gonna be crying
when we're done with you.

Like you cried when
we beat you in beer pong?

Like when we kicked
your asses at floor hockey.

You won on a technicality.

But since I'm so generous,
we'll call it a draw.

- Greek Week
is the tie-breaker.
- Yes, it is.

Hey, um, Case, do you think
later this afternoon
we could talk?

Oh, my God!

That is Rebecca Logan!

- What?
- Pledge gone wild
at spring break.

Uh-oh.
I think we have a code pink situation here.

The miracle cheesecake
just got fattening.

In the spirit
of Greek unity,
I hereby declare open

the Greek Games
of Cyprus Rhodes University!

You sure you want
to stay here?

Why should I bury
my head in the sand

because certain people
without lives

resort to Internet voyeurism
in a pathetic attempt
to justify their existence?

So, did you see the video?

Uh, yeah. Too bad
they missed the part where
I got punched in the face.

Hey, I told you how sorry
I am about all that.

You were drunk and
the whole thing with
your dad, I get it.

It's water over the bridge,
under the dam, whatever.

Same with the video.
Everyone's gonna be
bored with it by tomorrow.

Not according to my dad.

- You called him?
- No. He called me.

And instead
of apologizing

for bringing our dirty
little family secrets
out in the open,

he had the nerve
to discipline me.

For whatever damage
this video may cause
his situation.

"Lay low."
"Ride out the storm."

He always uses clichés.
He's a politician, after all.

Your dad's delivery was lame,
but you know,
maybe he has a point.

Keep your head down,
focus on Greek Week
and the ZBZs.

Give your sisters a chance.
You might be
underestimating them.

Yeah, I'm going to have
to think about that one.

I could use another beer.
You want anything?

Actually, I've put in
enough of an appearance.

I'm gonna head back
to the house, get some rest
for the big week ahead.

Maybe we can find a way
to put her out of commission.

Step away
from the kneecap,
Tonya Harding.

I'm thinking
we call her in front
of the Standards Board

- for the Spring Break incident.
- Right.

Nip this in the kneecap now,

because inevitably Nationals
will see that video.

And by then we can tell them
we've already handled it.

I'd like to avoid another
special guest star
appearance from Tegan.

Yeah, she is a little scary.
Really good hair, though.

Casey, I just have to say
I am so impressed with
your presidential prowess.

Thank you.

OK, I'm gonna go check
with Laura, make sure everyone
has their spirit shirts.

OK.

Wow. She's being more supportive
than a pair of Spanx.

Yep. New, nice,
de-clawed Frannie.

So, Cap, how's it feel to be
dating an Internet star?

So, Evs, how does it feel
to be dating... nobody?

Because I'm pretty sure
just about everybody
on campus

has seen her
in action by now.

Hey, guys, did you know that
one time Evan pooped his pants
at Camp Kitchiwawa?

Hey, guys, did you realize
when Cappie started
dating Rebecca,

- he took my sloppy seconds?
- Oooh.

Watch it, Bing, watch it!

Who knew Ben-Hur
would be such a hot ticket?

I can't believe we had
to get these a day in
advance. Dale was right.

If you think about it,
it is one of the few movies
that has something for everyone:

Jesus for Dale.

Buff gladiators for me.

Roman history for
the more studious among us.

And a leprosy subplot for,
well, really for everyone.

Pledge Owens,
you consorting
with the enemy?

Uh... Ha ha ha.
Very funny.

- Who says I'm joking?
- Um...

I am. Barely.

But I do assume that
if you're hanging out
with this guy,

that you must be doing
some re-con work on the KTs.

Yeah, he's, uh,
he's trying to spy
on the KTs

to try and learn
how not to be lame.

Maybe you guys can learn
a thing or two.

Because you guys are lame.

Right, well, we're
headed to the house

to practice
for the final relay.

- It's Greek Week.
- Yeah, yeah.

- I'll be right behind you guys.
- All right.

- Hey, we're cool, right?
- Yeah, we're cool.

Just one more test
for Switzerland.

The entirety of your
ZBZ-emblazoned bosom was all
over my computer screen.

We absolutely do not want
to demonstrate that this type
of raunchy behavior

is in any way indicative
of ZBZ-ian values.

Entirety of my bosom aside,
it certainly looked like
I was having fun, right?

Maybe we could use this
as a recruiting tool
for rush.

This violation warrants
an immediate suspension.

She's right.
And we've called you
here today

because we should've
punished you right after
the incident occurred.

But I was there,
and we all understand
how upset you were,

and, well, everyone does things
they don't plan to do.

- Especially over Spring Break.
- Just ask Betsy.

She ended up with
a one-way ticket to rehab.

Bottom line, you violated
ZBZ standards, and therefore
we are fining you

with 20 hours
of sister service.

Sister service?

Sorority-centric
community service.

Yes, I know what it is.
Instead of picking up
highway trash,

I get to, what, apply
Laura's self-tanner?
Lucky me.

You are lucky.
And you should be grateful
we're going easy on you.

You have to think
about the sorority.

So I strongly
encourage you to lay low
and ride out this storm.

Trust me,
it's for your own good.

Right.

Yeah, do it!

I can't believe how
sprightly those guys are.

We're gonna blow
the Omega Chis
out of the water!

Those guys
are such assfaces.

We should never take
for granted how lucky we are

to be in a house
whose brothers have their
priorities straight.

Because of instead
of controlling jerks
like the Omega Chis,

the KTs know what really
matters is friendship.
And fun.

Pledges, I present to you

this year's Greek Week
Powder Puff cheer squad:

The Kappa Tau Hotties.

Formation, formation.

Let's see what you got!

♪ I got candy, baby,
know it's sweet ♪

♪ Do you got the time? ♪

♪ Lemondrops and bubblegum
Jawbreakers and Red Vines ♪

We heard you caught a chill
Well, we're here to warm you up

We call ourselves the hotties
And we're gonna win that cup

♪ Ooh hoo ohh hoo ooh ♪

♪ Ooh hoo ♪

♪ Shout it out now ♪

♪ I want candy ♪

♪ Give me candy ♪♪

Yeah.

A special shout-out
to my man Heath,

whose 15-year-old sister
taught him that little gem.

Which, I'm sure
all of you will agree,

is going to help us win
the Powder Puff cheer-off.

Yeah.

Hey, Cappie.
Is, uh... Rusty around?

Why? Why do you
want to know?

We're gonna go
see a movie.

- Is that so?
- Uh, yeah.

We're in really good shape
with the human wheelbarrow.

Ben and I are very sprightly.

What's going on?

Calvin is an Omega Chi.

You are a Kappa Tau.
It's Greek Week.

The twain does not meet,
Rusty. It never shall.

Are you doing an impression
of Evan Chambers? Ha ha.

No ha. Look at me.
I'm deadly serious.

Don't look at my outfit.
Look at me. See? Serious.

- Um...
- Sorry, Cal,
nothing personal.

Double air-kiss
for Evan Lame-bers, though.

Go back to work. Go on.

All my lip-synchers,
practice, stat!

Friday is red
T-shirt day, Laura.

Today we wear our
yellow spirit shirts.

But yellow makes my skin
look diseased.

Don't blame the shirt.
Look to your foundation.
Put on a yellow T-shirt.

The shirts are an easy way
to earn spirit points.

Especially because,
for obvious reasons,

the Mu Gamma Sigs
are heavily favored

to take gold
in Powder Puff Football.

OK, let's get into formation.
Abs in, lips relaxed.

Can I have a private word
real quick?

Hello. What? Where?

OK.
I'll be right there.

Campus security.

We'll talk as soon
as I get back, OK.

OK. Take your time.

You deserve it,
you hard-working
little president, you!

Whoo!

- Oh, God.
- Nope, just me. But thanks.

- What are you doing here?
- I got a call from Rebecca.

I got a call
from campus security.
What's wrong with you?

Officer Huck.
On Coast Guard duty tonight?
Where are your water wings?

Mr. Cappie. I should've
known you'd be a part
of this kerfuffle.

Hey. Cappie's my boyfriend!

Yes, he is.
Now, let's get you dry.

- And back to ZBZ.
- Oh, no thanks.

Rebecca,
I'm trying to help you.

Officer Huck,
I'm so sorry

these pledges
interrupted
this, um, event.

This is not just any event.
It's the president's
private shindig

for Greek alums
coming to Greek Week.

Including some
elderly folk with
delicate sensibilities

- and varying heart conditions.
- Whatever! They looked bored.

So we entertained them.

And Mandi used to be the
synchronized swimming champion
of Western New Jersey!

Oh, I'm drowning.

So I thought we'd use
this for some of
my sister-service hours!

And you've just earned
a lot more of them.

- Don't worry.
I'll take her home. Come on.
- Not so fast.

Don't worry, big sis,
we took off our
pledge pins. See?

I laid low
and rode out the storm.

OK.

Thank you.

Come on.

Bye, Huck.

There she goes.

I hope you appreciate
this sign of solidarity
to the Three Musketeers.

Oh, I'm touched
beyond words, Dale.

Look away, Dixieland.

All right. You guys ready
to see some Chuck Heston,
may he rest in peace?

You still have your VCR?

Rusty, why would I
need my VCR?

We're going to see Ben-Hur
in its original
anamorphic widescreen

with seat-rumbling sound
and overpriced concessions.

Well, I bought
some popcorn.

And, uh, the video store
didn't have it on DVD.

Yeah, we thought
it would be more fun
to watch it here.

No noisy crowds
to disturb
the Three Musketeers.

Rusty, stop blowing smoke
up my as... bottom.

Well, since it's Greek Week,
the brothers aren't
that comfortable

with Calvin and I
hanging out.

So what? We're supposed to
hide here in a dark room

like lepers that we're not
seeing on the big screen?

No, we're just
laying low. It's our own
private Switzerland.

Switzerland? You mean
the wusses that wouldn't
stand up to the Nazis?

We just want to conduct our
friendship free from prying
fraternity eyes this week.

You know, we made a pact
at Spring Break, OK?

- I just took down
the Southern Cross.
- Dale, we're pledges, OK?

We have to do what
the brothers tell us.

We've lasted an entire
year as pledges.

We can't blow it now
when we have
a few months left.

So we do their laundry,
we scrub the toilets.

And we just don't hang out
during Greek Week.

Do you guys
really think the brothers
are gonna stop caring

about who you hang out with
once you're actives?

Today it's Greek Week.
But then it's next week,
then it's the week after.

And then Poland falls.

You know, Ash,
I had a very simple plan

at the beginning
of Greek Week: to win.

A simple, doable plan
considering we've won Greek Week
for the past ten years.

But then Rebecca gets all
Dirty Dancing... again.

This time aquatically,
and distracts me.

And here I am wearing
a red spirit shirt

on green shirt day.
Very unpresidential of me.

And not at all befitting
my "ZBZs are winners"
election platform.

Meanwhile, Suzanne
and the standards hyenas
are dying to kick her out.

I'm dying to kick her out!

It's time to put Baby
in the corner for good.

She has got to be
the worst pledge
in the history of pledgedom.

Including Jen K.
and that legacy
from last year

who wore culottes and had
that little mustache.

- Thank God she deactivated.
- Seriously.

The only reason
Rebecca's stuck around
as long as she has

is because
she's a senator's daughter,

which is really doing nothing
for anybody these days.

But maybe I'm just
looking for an excuse

to get her out
because I simply hate her.

But then again,
she has been going
through a hard time.

And you did almost
Myrtle her boyfriend
at Spring Break.

Cappie and I didn't even
come close to Myrtling.

We kissed. Very briefly.

Under the influence of
Spring Break. Which we have
since left behind,

unlike someone I know.

I caught you sniffing
that thing yesterday.

Hot Ness.

If I don't have
a problem with Casey

and everyone else
seeing us,
then why should you?

Because I don't want
to be hated at ZBZ,

which I will be if Casey
sees me as an enemy.

I want it all,

and the only way
I can have it is if
I can prove to Casey

that I am still her
friend and Big Sis.

Before we tell her.

Well, you've had a week.
So hurry up.

Or you're gonna have to find
another cheerleader.

You're cute when you
give ultimatums.

Bye, Evs.

And now,
The Omega Chi Hotties!

♪ Gumdrops and bubblegum,
Jawbreakers and Red Vines ♪

We heard you caught a chill
Well, we're here to warm you up

We call ourselves the hotties
And we're gonna win that cup

Those sluts
stole our cheer!

♪ Shout it out now
I want candy ♪

♪ Give me candy ♪♪

The Gamma Psi Alphas are
looking pretty tough, huh?

Fortunately, some of our pledges
have passed the Freshman 15

so we have
a size advantage.

Especially if Tammie
leads with her hips.

Maybe I could harness
Rebecca's powers for good.

- To help us win Greek Week.
- Uh-oh. How would that work?

You'll see.

Look, Rebecca, um,

I've decided to overlook
the fountain incident. For now.

Oh, don't take that out,
the game's about to start!

I know you're going through
a hard time, and you need
to blow off steam.

So, on that note, how about
you channel your frustrations
in a positive way.

No, leave it in.
I can tell they're
just about to start.

Hey, Rebecca!
For my blog.

Oh, and guess what?

I found one of your dad's
hookers online!

Yeah, she's trying
for a music career.

I especially loved
her song Daddy's Girl.

OK, OK. Now focus those
feelings on the game

and rip those little flags
off that Gamma Psi Alpha
quarterback!

Go, Zeta Beta Zeta!

Blue 42, Pink 23.

Hut one, hut two, hut!

Oooh!

Put that
in your blog, bitch!

That's it!
I've tried to be nice.

I've tried to be
understanding
but that is it!

I'm recommending
your expulsion
to the ZBZ Standards Board!

Until then you are suspended
from all ZBZ activities.

You might as well
start packing your bags.

Remind me never to do
the splits again.

It was
a noble effort, Beav.

I had to try something new,
otherwise it just looked

like we were ripping off
the Omega Chis.

It did, didn't it?

It was like the Battle
of the Carmens,

Ladies Figure Skating,
Calgary, 1988.

The Omega Chi
were Katarina Witt,
sexy, powerful, Germanic,

and we were poor Debi Thomas,
just biting it left and right.

And to be fair,
their cradle catch
was much tighter than ours.

So Chambers and Co. won.
In the sneakiest way possible.

And we're left with
one lingering question.

How, oh, how, did
they steal our cheer?

Yeah, no kidding!

What? What is everyone
looking at me for?

You're the only one
who associates
with the Omega Chis.

Hey, I slept with Calvin
last semester!

Wait a minute,
what are you implying?

Are you saying that
I memorized the cheer

and taught it
to Calvin in one day,

all to sabotage
my own house?

Absolutely not, Spitter.
You are a loyal pledge.
We know that.

OK, good.

But we also know
that a fortress

is only as strong
as its weakest part.

- Cap.
- You've been hanging out
with Calvin.

Maybe you happened to
mention to him when we'd be
practicing our cheer.

And since I'm sure
the Omega Chi cheer sucked,

Calvin seized the opportunity
to spy on us and steal
our sweet, sweet moves.

- He came over
to meet me for a movie.
- That's what he told you.

I'm not saying
you did it it on purpose.
For your protection and ours,

I have to ask you
to stay out
the final competition.

The relay?
You won't find
anyone sprightlier.

We'll manage.
I'm sorry, Spitter.

Hey, sourpuss. What's up?

My supposed brothers
think I helped Calvin

steal our cheer and
give it to the Omega Chis.

Cappie kicked me out
of the relay race!

I'm over this.
I'm about to re-ignite USAG.

Sometimes a good president
has to practice tough love.

How do you know Calvin
didn't steal the cheer?

Casey, Calvin didn't
steal the cheer.

Hey, it's Greek Week,
all bets are off.

You're a pledge,
and pledges are supposed
to do what they're told.

I don't understand why
all the competitions
are so important.

I thought Greek Week
was about unity.

Whatever happened
to the brotherhood,
friendship, family?

Oh, my God.
You are such a Boy Scout!

Eagle Scout.
I made it to the
Eagle Scout. Remember?

I went to the ceremony.
You were a tool, earned more
badges than anyone else.

- That's a good point.
- That you were a tool?

Yes! You thought
I was a tool,
you found me annoying,

but you still showed up
to the ceremony.

- Because you're my sister.
- Mom and Dad made me go.

- You knew that, right?
- Which was
the right thing to do,

because no matter
how much you and I

find each other annoying,
we're still a family.

Underneath it all
we'll still trust
and support each other.

So why aren't I seeing
that support from
my brothers at Kappa Tau?

- Because you're not a brother
yet, you're a pledge.
- Semantics.

Call it what you want,
it's still your duty
to be a good pledge.

What about being
a good president?

I was right.
It is called Greek Week.

Not "Personal Drama Week."
So what's yours?

You're going
to kick Rebecca out.

And you banned Rusty
from Greek Week.

It's not exactly
the same thing.

It's for a similar reason.

Rebecca was putting
the ZBZ house at
a much greater risk.

Cap, I know
you care about her.

But honestly, Rebecca
kind of asked for this.

And I frankly don't
even know why she's in
a sorority. Do you?

She seems to hate
everything about it.

That's just her way.

Her hostility
and sporadic verbal abuse

are endearing once
you get to know her.

I know her
and I'm over it.

OK, look,
Rebecca's in trouble.

And I can't hold her
together all by myself.

You're stronger
than you think.

Not to mention
Rebecca and I don't even
like each other.

So why do you want me
to help her?

Because she's your sister.

If that's just empty crap
to you, then why are you
in a sorority?

For the parties.
Why else?

Whatever you say, Case.

Where's Suzanne?
I need to talk to her
about Rebecca.

Casey, look who's here!

- Tegan!
- Casey.
My little success story.

Nationals thought
you might need help with
the Rebecca Logan problem.

Politico offspring,
never easy. So here I am!

Doesn't her hair
look great?

Oh!

That's so sweet.

Of course, like pretty much
everyone else in America,

we saw Rebecca's very special

dance video
from Spring Break.

- Flat and French!
- Great.

Now we're not monsters.
We know that Rebecca's
been through a tough time.

Right, right. And you know,
if you've checked recently,

the number of hits
on Rebecca's video

has gone way, way,
way, way down.

- Way down.
- But Nationals' tolerance
has reached its limit

with the fountain fiasco

and that little
'roid rage assault
on the football field.

Wait, how did you
hear about the fountain
and the football?

Girls, we have eyes
and ears everywhere.

Boo!

Kidding!

About the "boo."
Not about the eyes and ears.

So, your Standards Chair
informs me

that you are planning
to vote to expel her tonight.

We were, but
I've been thinking...

- Things could get messy?
- Uh, yes.

Well, I'm here
to keep things clean.

If the decision
comes from Nationals,

it could carry more weight.

Invite less resistance.

Ahh.

If only we had more girls
like you, Casey,

ones who value standards,
image and reputation.

Now, where is that
adorable little stain
on our good name?

Come in.

Hey.

Just wanted to see
how you were doing after
the big cheertastrophe.

Oh, the KTs looked
pretty pissed.

Well, yeah, they think
the Omega Chis stole the cheer.

Um, well, who's to say
the Kappa Taus

didn't steal the cheer
from the Omega Chis?

The KTs aren't known
for being the most prepared
guys on the planet.

We got it from Heath's sister.
She made it up.

We got it from
O'Toole's sister.
She made it up. The KTs...

- We're doing it.
- I know we're doing it.

We said we weren't
gonna do it.

- What have I come upon?
- Nothing, Dale.

We just almost chucked
our friendship again

over some stupid stolen cheer.

Cheer? What cheer?

Some cheer that our friend
Heath's sister thought of

- about hotties
warming people up.
- Yeah? As in...

We heard you caught a chill
Well we're here to warm you up

We call ourselves the hotties
And we're gonna win that cup

- That cheer?
- How did you know that?

It's from the 1998 film
Cheer It Forward.

It's a clean-cut tale
of nubile, lightly-muscled
young ladies

engaged in competition
in the world of
high-school cheerleading.

It was followed in 2000
by a deeply-flawed sequel
called Cheer It Backward.

I've just seen
bits and pieces
on TV, you know.

It's always on while
I'm waiting for The 700 Club.

I mean, I haven't seen
the whole thing.

It's not like I was
a cheerleader in high school
or anything.

They would never
let guys on the team.

No matter how talented
they were.

I'd like my packing
privacy please.

No time for barbed banter!
Tegan's waiting downstairs
to kick you out!

And you're here
to, what, celebrate?

I changed my mind, OK?
I don't want you to go.

You're serious?

God help me but yes.
I'll explain later.

We need to figure out
what to say to Tegan
so she'll let you stay.

- She should go humble.
- Groveling's essential.

- And tell Tegan
you like her hair!
- No.

Even if you don't
really like her hair,
just say it.

I want you to explain
why I should even care
if she kicks me out.

- Rebecca, this is
a really good deal.
- I don't know.

You tell me.
Why did you even join
in the first place?

Why else? The parties.

Right.
That's why I joined, too.

That's what I would've
told anyone who asked.

Because admitting
the honest to God truth,

"Hey, I'm Casey, scared
and friendless freshman"

would've been just too
pathetic. So I rushed.

And, as luck would have it,
somewhere along the way,

I discovered I ended up
with a family.

Screwed up and dysfunctional,

like every other family
but a family nonetheless.

And this family
can include you
if you want it to.

Sorry.

Yeah, well,
families suck.

You don't have to worry
about kicking me out.

Because I quit.

- Rebecca. Just the person
I wanted to...
- Rebecca!

Rebecca!

Ashleigh!

- Casey!
- Hey! My God, slow down.

Anyone?

I know Casey,
and I know she meant
what she said back there.

Of course you'd say that.
Casey's sidekick.

Oh, stop it! Stop with
the whole tough girl act!

My God, I've been a friend
to you, even when it was
the last thing Casey wanted.

And I get it.
Your dad let you way down.

But don't go down with him.

Stop being a stupid
senator's daughter

and start being
Rebecca Logan!

Being a senator's daughter

is the only reason
ZBZ wanted me
in the first place.

Yeah, well,
things change.

Fine! Leave!

And I'm not
Casey's sidekick!

He's not nearly
as sprightly as you are.

You here to fess up?

Nope. I just came
to give you this.

Cheer It Forward,
I've been meaning
to catch this one.

The stolen cheer?
It's from this movie.

Apparently
it's a popular movie

for 15-year-olds
like Heath's sister.

And O'Toole's.

And Dale.

I, uh...

Before you apologize,
I'd just like to say one thing.

I'm a really good pledge.
And you know it.

For the past seven months,
I have scrubbed the toilets,

I have done your most
questionable laundry,

and I even let Wade throw up
into my hands one time.

And I'll continue to do so,
if that is what
you tell me to do.

Well, uh... thank you?

But there's one thing
that I will not do.

I will not let you tell me
who my friends are.

Real brothers
will treat each other
with trust and respect.

They won't be threatened
by friendships made
outside the house.

I think you're letting
your grudge with Evan

poison how you treat
your own brothers.

And that's not
what I signed up for.

So maybe this isn't
the place for me after all.

I'll be at the relay race
later to cheer you on.

Unless I hear otherwise.

God, Wade, dismount.

♪ No matter where
everybody stares ♪

♪ Everyone
is into my bottom ♪

Excuse me.
The spirit point
tally just came out

and we are miles ahead.

Turns out you were
the only president
anal enough

to make us wear
those shirts every day.

Yay obsessive-compulsiveness.

You don't sound very excited
for someone who's about
to win Greek Week.

Your whole "ZBZ winners"
campaign strategy is coming
together just like you wanted.

You are going to be
a totally legitimate
president!

Then why do I feel
so Gerald Ford?

Hi.

Frannie was just apologizing
for going off the rails
so perilously last semester.

Thank you for listening.

Oh. Code pink.

- Code pink.
- Code pink.

- Tegan?
- Yes?

I'm here to apologize.

And to ask
for a second chance.

I'm sorry I put
the sisterhood at risk.

- I'm sorry for...
- Rebecca, I don't want
to make you grovel needlessly.

There won't be
any second chances here.

Tegan. One more thing.
Your hair is...

Rebecca! No. Stop.

Rebecca shouldn't have
to grovel at all, Tegan.

Yes, she should apologize,
but that's it.

We can't desert our sister now,
when she needs us the most.

Sisters trust
and support each other.
No matter what.

It's simple.
We stand together.

Which means
if Rebecca goes, I go.

And I go.

- And I go.
- And I go.

Um, if I stay, can I pick
whatever room I want?

Something tells me Nationals
wouldn't be too happy

if an entire ZBZ chapter
de-activated.

- Am I right?
- So, you're really
going against me.

For her?

Yep.

You realize
if she screws up again,
that it's all on you?

Yep.

I stake
my presidency on it.

Uh, your
interim presidency.

Right.

And, next up
in the lip-synch competition,
the Zeta Beta Zetas!

Girls, come on, hurry.

Go on. Get up there
and do your thing.

Just keep your clothes on
and don't get wet this time.

So I guess we won't
be wheelbarrowing
against each other after all.

- And I told him I was...
- I know, I know,
you're really sprightly.

Cappie won't lift
your punishment even
after you told him?

Apparently not.
Switzerland has its limits.

Yeah, too many limits.

We need to come up
with a stronger,
more outspoken country.

A brave little land
with two citizens.

We could call it Ralvin!

Yeah, maybe it doesn't
really need a name.

That's right,
we'll be more powerful
in our namelessness!

Right.

Could I request
a temporary visa?

I'm sorry.
To both of you.

Calvin, you're welcome at
the KT house any time you like.

Even Grey's Anatomy night,
which can be quite exclusive,
so feel privileged.

Any friend of my little bro
is a friend of mine.

- Thanks.
- Pledge,
what's going on here?

Uh, just talking
with some friends.

Well, it's time
for the relay race.

We'll discuss your
choice of friends later.

Discuss away.
Doesn't mean I'll listen.

So, what about that feud?
Nothing good can come of that.

You might be right, Spitz.

As in swimmer Mark Spitz,
nine-time Olympic gold medalist.

Assume the position, pledge.
We need your human wheelbarrow.

I'm off to face Chambers
in the last leg.

By the way, you were
terrifyingly adept

when you ripped me
a new one last night.
I was impressed.

Do not do it again.

Take your marks, get set...

Come on,
pick it up, pledge!

Ready to come in
sloppy second?

May the best man win.

Beaver, come on!

- Cap, you OK?
- Yeah.

We can't let them
get away with this!
Let's go mess 'em up!

No, you know what, Beav?
Just let it go.

- Hey, you OK?
- Yeah.

I'm sorry Evan
went aggro out there.

- Yeah.
- Cap.

It looks like Cappie's ready
to move to Ralvin.

That is not
what we're calling it!

The winners of this year's
Greek Week Olympiad are...

...Omega Chi Delta
and Zeta Beta Zeta!

Well, we won.
You should've seen the look
on Janette's face.

- It went well
with her black eye.
- "We" won?

Yes, I'm still a ZBZ "we."

That whole cheesy
sister bond thing?

It's, um, actually
stronger than I thought.

Sorry, I've been
a little distracted
this week.

It's OK.

What are you doing?

I hereby declare
the end of these games.