All language subtitles for Greek S01E22 Spring Broke 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 264-CRUD_track3_[eng]

- Previously on Greek:
- You are my little brother,
so trust me.

- Take this back.
- Going back to Omega Chi.

- So Evan wins.
- We said we weren't gonna let
our houses get in the way

- of us being friends.
- You did nothing.

- It was a prank!
- I used to see everything

in terms of whether it
would piss off my parents.

I just didn't want people
to think I was dating you
to get to her.

Calvin, you like Michael, right?

- I think so.
- Gentlemen, it's time to get your fake IDs.

Chad Stewart.

Oh! Whoa. I'm not interested
in being anyone's warm body.

I'm gonna go tell Casey I'm
an idiot and I want her back.

Casey wants us to be friends,
and I said I was on board,

but I don't think I am.

Did you pay Shane Mullen
to stay away from me?

- OK. Yes.
- How could you be so spiteful?

- I didn't do it to be spiteful.
- Then why?

- Because I love you.
- I think you should
take some time.

- Get your head together.
- We're done here.

Maybe instead of trying to keep
all the guys away from one girl,

find a girl who thinks you're
the only guy in the room.

So why do you
want to be a lawyer?

It was easier
to follow Evan's path.

I know what kind
of law I want to practice:

None.

Hey, Dale. Can you pick up
my mail while you're...
You're packing?

It's spring break.
Why would I not be?

I assumed that you were gonna
be sticking around campus.

I need a break, Rusty.
You know, I'm not a machine,

contrary to what
my academics imply.

So while you're submerged
in surf, sand and sin

with your fraternity brothers
in South Carolina,

I am gonna be engaged
in something far less
reckless in Virginia.

You're...

- I have no idea.
- Wild turkey hunting
with my family.

Killing turkeys is safer
than going to the beach?

Are you familiar with the
dangers of spring break?

I mean, drunken injury?
Pregnancy?
Parasailing gone awry?

And what about
the people injured
or even killed while hunting?

They're just morons.

Dale, come on.
This is spring break.

This is the most sacred
of college traditions.

Why waste that
on your parents?

Do something
with your friends,

like take a road trip
to warmer weather.

As if it ever gets
that cold here.

All right. Well, have fun
killing turkeys, Dale.

Have fun perpetuating
stereotypes of wasted,
reckless, youth, Rusty.

Two minutes, girls.

And windows... check.

The house is officially
ready for lockdown,

which means in two minutes
I am officially on spring break!

Woo-hoo!

I can feel the weight
of my presidential duties

- lifting from my shoulders.
- Well, could you
put it on my suitcase?

We're going to Myrtle Beach,
not a year-long expedition
to Mars.

I have to bring everything
that Teresa bought me.

- Teresa?
- Teresa Visa.
She's very generous.

But your card
is a Credit Plus.

I know, but nothing cute
rhymes with Credit Plus.

- There!
- Think this will
fit in your car?

Lucky for you,
I packed light.

All I need is sunscreen,
a sarong and an iPod
filled with beach music.

I'm leaving the rest
of my baggage behind:

Literally
and figuratively.

Well,
no Jimmy Buffet.

We have plenty of time
to listen to him when
we are old and sad.

OK. No Buffet.

No ex-boyfriends.
No Zeta Beta business.

And most of all,
no worrying about the
gaping hole that is my future.

I plan to flirt with boys

and check things off
the spring break list.

Oh, my God!
Where did you find this?

In my old beach towel.
Remember when we made
these freshman year?

We were such wide-eyed
spring break virgins.

There are still things on here
and I'd like to finish it.

- Oh, like what?
- Playing a drinking game,

entering a contest
and skinny dipping.

Ooh, Casey Cartwright
gone wild!

Oh, it's time.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

- Spring break awaits!
- Woo-hoo!

OK. Five, four,

three, two, one!

Lift off!

Spitter! Hurry up! You're
wasting valuable party time!
Get in here!

Welcome aboard.

We know you have many choices
in travel and we thank you
for choosing Kappa Tau Air.

- I love this bus.
- This bus has taken
the Kappa Taus to Myrtle Beach

for 32 spring breaks in a row.
It is a legend.

Pledge Cartwright
will be serving chips
and fries in the main cabin.

And this bus
makes only five stops

and five stops only for gas.

- What about...?
- Only for gas.

This is so cool.

- Come on.
- Let's go!

Come on, come on.

Yeah!

Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

Hey! Wait for me!

Spring break! Woo-hoo!

Final answer.
Final answer!

Excuse me.
Hi, we're checking in.

Ahoy, mateys, welcome
to the Yacht House Inn,

where your vacation
is shipshape.
How may I help you?

Reservation under Zeta
Beta Zeta, CRU Chapter.

Two rooms for the week. Enjoy.
I said, "Final answer!"

I think there's
been a mistake.
We have five rooms reserved.

Uh, no you don't.

Well, then we'll take
three more rooms, please.

And you can put it
on the card.

We're sold out, suge.
I don't know if you've heard,
but it's spring break.

Connie?

We'd like some ice
in my room, please,
and a few extra towels.

- Yes, Miss Logan.
- Rebecca, you're here.

- And so are you, finally.
- How did you beat us?

We took her father's jet
and it was awesome!

And Daddy's
travel staff booked us
this huge suite.

You should come up
to our floor later.

Rebecca, wait up. Um...

There's been a minor snafu
with our reservation.

Would you and the pledges
be willing to share
your rooms with us sisters?

After all, nobody wants
to sleep on the floor.

Um, actually we're going
to use this week
to bond as a pledge class.

Having sisters in the room
would change the dynamic, so...

No problem, little sis.
Who plans on sleeping anyway?

Check out this dingy motel.

This is even dingier
than I imagined.

Oh!

- Was that a...?
- It was a car backfiring,
probably.

Whoever wants to hit downtown,
we're leaving ahora!

Isn't this place great?
Only $199 a night!

Spring break!

Hey, has anyone seen my bag?

Coming through!
Coming through!

Watch the outfit!

Hey, oh!
That's a brand-new flip...

- ...flop.
- Sorry.

I've got these giant
clown feet that aren't
always under my control.

Giant feet. Yeah.

How about let my flip flop
make it up to yours.

- How did you... do that?
- It's my secret weapon.

So, uh, double-fisting
tonight, huh?

No. Just...
just single-fisting.

I mean, I'm single.
Just an FYI.

Well, then I hope
to see you around.

You will.

Where have you been? That beer
run was more of a marathon.

I just met the man
I'm going to molest.

He is crazy gorgeous
and super generous.

He opened our beers
with his shoe.

- Ah.
- What's up, Casey?

- Hey!
- Awesome.

- So who is he? Where's he from?
- No clue!

That is the great thing
about spring break!

All new boys
to play with.

Ooh, please tell me it's
not the guy in the doo-rag.

- I know how you love men
with accessories.
- No! OK.

Where the hell is he?

I'm sure he's
around here somewhere.

- He's like Bigfoot.
- No.

He's the Hot Ness Monster.

Now, this... this is a party!

It's great, huh?

It's like an Omega Chi party,
only with less clothes.

Yeah. And that, my friend, that
is the beauty of spring break.

Woo-hoo!

Wow. Some pretty
chilly body language.

Yeah, well, I think I'm ready
for a new conversation, Cal.

- Happy spring break, Evs.
- Right back at ya, Frannie.

Oh. Uh... Keep moving.
Nothing to see here.

- Wishing you'd taken the jet?
- And miss Beaver moon
a state trooper? Never.

Our spring break pilgrimage
is a sacred tradition.

Well, if you want a ride home,
the skies are very friendly.

Miss Logan, you're
putting my tray table
in its upright position.

Let's go for a
walk on the beach.

Uh, but I was gonna
meet the boys out.

We're gonna go to a bar
with all-you-can-drink beer

- for five dollars.
- You spent all day
with them on the bus.

It's happy hour.
You should come with us.

Look around.
We've got you, me,

the moon, sand, surf.
Pretty romantic, right?

Spring break's for being rowdy,
not romantic.

Our romance is often rowdy.

I guess I can
take a little stroll.

Great!
I'll grab my jacket.

- I'll grab a beer.
- OK!

Well, well, well. If it
isn't President Cartwright.

Actually, it isn't.
Tonight I'm just
Spring Break Cartwright.

With patented
dual beer grip.

- Uh, here. A gift.
- Thank you. I love gifts.

Enjoy. I've got
to get going.

- We're playing Thumper.
- A drinking game?
With your gag reflex?

It's on
my spring break list.

Oh! Blast from the past.
So you're gonna pierce
your belly button again?

Once was enough, thank you.

I'm just tackling some
unfinished business.

Like Thumper. You in?

You might want
to find an easier target.

Is anyone easier than you?

Oh, how I would love
to prove you wrong,

but I promised Rebecca
a walk on the beach.

Oh, well, very romantic.

- Am I interrupting something?
- Not at all.

Enjoy your walk. Yeah!

Maybe we can spend
two hours.

Think of how far
we've come.

- I just want to dance it out.
- I need to see IDs.

What? I'm a really good dancer.

OK, get ready. Chad Stewart.
2343 Homer Terrace.

Sunshine, Florida. 47283.

Chad Stewart?
The musician?

- No.
- Hey, Spitter. Isn't that you?

We can say
that guy stole your ID.

- We'll totally back you up.
- What are the odds?

- I can't go in now.
- Well, we'll just
go somewhere else.

- Yeah.
- No. It's OK.

I'm gonna go back to the motel.

I'll rest up for tomorrow night,
I'm gonna go bananas!

- Yeah.
- All right, man.

- Good luck, Spitter.
- IDs, please.

- Guys, come on!
- Look at that line.

There's no way we're waiting
in this line.

Ladies, hi. Hello.

So we are looking for
someone to buy drinks for.

Blueberry barnacle
with a vita-boost, please.
Thank you.

I don't know what I was
thinking. That was at least,
like, 50 yards or something.

This shirt does not work.
Hey!

Sorry I missed you
last night, Spitter.

Did you and
the pledges get rowdy?

- You OK?
- Just a little asthma flair-up.

If you need anything,
let me know.

OK. Will do.

Mm. Healthy.

Cheers.

- Hey.
- - Hey, are you in Myrtle?

- Are you having fun?
- Things are fine.

I'm just sitting on the beach.

Uh, just relaxing from
a full night of partying.

- Are you using your inhaler?
- No.

You're so using your inhaler.

- Liar.
- Fine.

- I'm using my inhaler.
- I meant about you having fun.

I just kind of expected this
to be kinda the most amazing
time of my life.

It's the New Year's
Eve Syndrome.

It can't always
live up to the hype.
I blame the media.

I've been up since 4am,
when the rest of the pledges
got home from that club

that I couldn't get into
because of stupid Chad Stewart.

- Who's Chad Stewart?
- I have no clothes.

I have no travel guide.

And, for some reason,
my stupid asthma's back.

But, I mean, the worst
should be behind me, right?

Are you wearing sun block?

- Any spottings?
- No. The Hot Ness Monster
is an elusive beast.

What do you think, Mandi.
Over there?

Prime real estate.

That'll do, thank you.

Ugh, Tropical Storm Rebecca.

I slept in the bathtub
last night because of her,

and now she's
ruining our boy view.

Why can't she get over it?

Have you ever considered she
might be threatened by you?

Why? She's the senator's
daughter with the invisible jet.

Because you're
Zeta Beta president.

- You're beautiful.
- Go on.

You're the ex-girlfriend
to a certain Cappie,

with whom you looked
pretty chummy last night.

Hey, spring breakers!
In about five minutes,

we start
the sand castle contest.

Winners get free drinks
at Club Paradox!

- Whatever.
- Cappie and I
are finally friends.

Truly. I'm over him.

Just like I'm over drama,
remember?

Which means I'm not gonna
let this beached whale
get me depressed.

Let's go build a sand castle!

I don't want to get
my bikini wet.
Display purposes.

Oh, come on. Entering
a contest is on my list.

Oh!

You seem to not be enjoying
the parade of possibility.

Uh, it's not really
my kind of parade, you know?

Right.

Well, you know, we could
go to the gay bar around here.

They have cages.

Well, that was a lot
of information.

When Casey and I came
down here our sophomore year,

- she wanted to go...
- Oh!

She heard they had cages you
could dance in. So we went.

Well, thanks for the offer,
but I'm not looking for a guy.

I miss the one
I already have.

You remember when you're
so excited about someone

you want to spend
every moment with them

to make up for the time
you're not together.

Oh, man. Look, I'm sorry.

No, no, that's all right.

Hey, stud!

- You up for some volleyball?
- Absolutely.

Come on. What do you think?
It'll be fun.

- I don't know.
- Well, my friend
thinks you're cute.

Yeah, no.
Uh, you go. Have fun.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, go on.

All right.

Ah, Michel.

Attention passengers...

You're sure you have to go?

Yeah. Honestly, I totally forgot
that I have this project due

for my polymeric materials
class. It's due on
the Monday we get back.

Damn the competitive
world of polymer science.

Well, don't be
too hard on yourself.
You can't win 'em all.

- Right.
- Well, travel safe, Spitter.

I got you a little gift
for the road.
I'll see you next week.

Ow!

It's all right.

No way.

- Hello?
- Rebecca Logan?

- This is she.
- I'm calling from
The Washington Post...

No, thank you.
I don't need a subscription.

- Miss Logan?
- Look.

I'm in college. I have no
need for a newspaper.

Actually, this isn't
about a subscription.

There's a matter we'd
like to talk to you about
if you have a couple moments.

Isn't this fun?

I haven't built a sand castle
since I was 12.

Back when my biggest burden
was having to play with Rusty.

Yeah, I just wish there
wasn't all this sand.

It lingers in places long
after you leave the beach.

I think the Hot Ness Monster
has breeched the surface.

Well, go get him!

I got it!

- Hey!
- Sorry about that, Case.

Uh, can I give you a hand?

Actually, I could use a torso.

Well, lucky for you,
I'm well-versed in torsos.

You sure you have time?
Rebecca's not planning
another walk on the beach?

I've got all
the time in the world.

As long as we're done
by five. She booked us
a banana boat ride.

A banana boat? You?

I'm man enough to ride
a giant yellow phallus.

Besides, it's Rebecca's
first spring break.

I vaguely remember you
riding one your freshman year.

All right, it was the first
thing I crossed off my list.

I guess it's
the circle of life.

It's really good
to see you so...

...relaxed. You're like
your old self again.

Thanks, Cap.

But your mermaid
is in dire need
of a breast augmentation.

I'll be right back.

Rebecca! Wait up.

- Hey, Cap.
- Where are you headed?

Back to my room.
Thought I'd take a nap.

- Want some company?
- No. Um...

- Go, have fun.
- Hey.

- Are you OK?
- Why wouldn't I be?

Excuse me.

Folks, just got off
with dispatch.

We should have another bus to
take us back in about six hours.

Thanks very much.

Hey, Calvin.
Where are you going?

Gotta be a town up ahead.

I was gonna head over
and find a car.

Oh.

Calvin, can I go with you?

Suit yourself.

♪ Baby, don't cry
What you in a hurry for? ♪

♪ Slow it down
Slow it down ♪

♪ We are wild and young ♪

I think...
I think we need another round.

- OK, I'll go get them.
- Let us contribute something.

Uh, what are you
gonna contribute?

Thank you.
Thank you for your contribution.

You're welcome.

I'll get the drinks.

Frannie!

- Frannie! Hey!
- Hey.

- What's up?
- This place is wild!

I know.
Look how packed it is.

Yeah. And I bet
you've met

a majority of the
female population.

Hey, you wanna
come hang out with us?

Oh, no, thanks.
You go have fun.

OK.

♪ What happened to the day
We do what we wanted to do ♪

♪ Slow it down
Slow it down ♪♪

I need to rent a car, please.
Um, just one-way
to Cyprus, Ohio.

Well, I'm gonna need to see
your driver's license
and a major credit card.

Sure.

When did you get
your own credit card?

Oh, hun, I'm sorry.
You gotta be at least
21 years of age

to rent an automobile
in the state of North Carolina.

So I can die for my country
but I can't rent a car?

I've heard that one before.
I'm sorry, the law's the law.

Uh, I'll get it.

And this is faker
than my hair color.

What? No, it's not.

There's no way on God's
green earth that you're 24.

I am.

My name is Chad Stewart.

I live at 2343 Homer Terrace.

- What color are your eyes?
- What color?

- That's what I thought.
- Damn it.

I'm gonna need
to confiscate this.

Take it, 'cause it's
cursed or something.

Rusty, when did you
get a fake ID?

- We shouldn't
have left the bus.
- This isn't my fault.

I didn't invite you to join me.

I didn't want to let you
walk off in the dark alone.

Gee, Rus, I feel so much safer
now that you're here.

Fine. You're on your own.
I'm gonna get my own ride home.

Fine. Just how I wanted it.

♪ We are wild and young ♪

♪ We are wild and young ♪

♪ We are wild and young ♪

OK. Your target
is about six-foot-two,

brown hair, dreamy eyes.

And he's got a bottle
opener in his flip-flop.

Could you be
a little more specific?

Check your phones.

Yesterday, I got close
but was thwarted by a
rogue football game.

Luckily, I was close enough
to snap a cell phone pic.

I've texted it to each of you.

Ash, this is just a blob.

A hot blob,
and we must find him.

But be warned, he's elusive.

So if you spot him, pin him
down and text me immediately.

- Are you sure...?
- There's no time!

♪ We are wild and young ♪

- Hey Cap.
- Hey.

Have you seen this blob?

Maybe it's hanging out
with Rebecca somewhere.

- Birds of a feather...
- I can't find her anywhere.
She missed the banana boat.

Well, I wouldn't worry too much.
Rebecca's a big girl.

♪ We are wild and young ♪♪

It's time
for the event you've
all been waiting for.

Let's hear it for our
spring break wet
T-shirt contestants!

I might be able to take
a break for a sec. Recharge.

We want boobs!
We want boobs!

No. No, you don't!
No. Rebecca!

What the hell are you doing?

Hey, Cap! I'm gettin' rowdy!

Get down from there.

Set those glorious mounds free!

Mounds? Really?

Fine. Almond Joys!

OK, Rebecca,
you need to get down.

Rebecca, get down from there.
You're making a scene.

Uh-oh. Big sis is pissed.

You gonna tell my parents?

What I do on spring
break is none of your business.

It is when you're
wearing ZBZ letters.

- Fine, I'll take them off.
- No!

Let me get my camera first.

You're seriously doing this?
This is really beneath you.

Beneath me?

- You know what's beneath me?
- OK, don't do this.
Not right now, please.

- You're beneath me.
- Whenever you're ready.

You can't even get
over your ex-girlfriend.

- Hey, don't bring me into this.
- You've always been in this.

And you always will be.

Maybe you should
get up there, too.

Yeah. No.

Wasting
the last four months on you.

Stop acting like
a spoiled daddy's girl

who didn't get her way.
It's a cliché.

You know what?
We're done.

Consider this
our spring breakup.

Rebecca!

- Don't go!
- Rebecca.

You chased the boobs away!

Are you OK?

- Hey.
- Chambers!

Man, where have you been?

What? You know,
I made some new friends.

Friends? As in plural?

You guys,
Chambers is on a roll!

- Whoo!
- All right, settle down.

What's going on?
You guys going to the condo?

No. What are you,
my grandpa?

- We're going to Paradox.
- No.

No, no. There's no way I'm
going back to that club tonight.

Wanna raid
the vending machine?

- Sounds so good. Let's go.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm sorry you had
to drive all this way.

No.

You can take us to the nearest
bus station if you want.

No, I'll drive you guys
back to Cyprus.
No big deal.

What about the hunting trip
with your parents?

Uh, apparently my mom's
been hitting the firing range

pretty hard
and has developed quite an ego.

All right, Rusty, do you
wanna tell your side
of the story first?

Not really. We've got
four more hours to go,

It's been a long day.
Let's get back to school.

All right.

Anybody hungry? I got
some turkey jerky in the trunk.

- I'm starving.
- Did you kill it?

Does it matter?

All right, Calvin,
you wanna jump out
and find that jerky bag?

Trunk food. Yum.

Dale, I don't see
anything back here.

It's back there.

Would you go help him?

Dale, there's really
nothing back here.

I'm not letting either one
of you jokers back in
until you work out your issues.

You feeling better?

Feels like my brain
is taking clogging lessons.

I was worried about you.
You got hit hard.

Yeah, and then
the drunk guy punched me.

Do you have
any idea why she...?

Can we not talk about Rebecca?
It was awkward enough
before all this.

You know what, you're right.
We're on spring break!

- Woo-hoo.
- Whoo!

We get to spend an entire week
on the beach with our
best friends.

- I mean, there's only
one more of these...
- One more? Speak for yourself.

And then they kick us out
into the harsh reality
of 40-hour work weeks.

Forty hours? Wake up,
Mary Tyler Moore. Try 80.

In cubicles.
With two weeks vacation.

By the way, did I tell you
I'm switching my major?

Anatomy was fun but less
hands-on than I expected.

- I'm sorry, Cap.
- About what?

The fact that
I don't have a "plan"?

About the fact
that I judged you for it.

I was wrong.

- What has gotten into you?
- What do you mean?

You're so nice and carefree
and beach-babe beautiful.

I feel like I'm
in a tampon commercial.

That's because in four days
I have to go back to school

and figure out what I wanna
do with the rest of my life.

What about that
ten-year plan?

Let's just say I copied
off of someone's else's paper.

And now I don't know what
I'll be doing in ten minutes.

I'm staring out
into the vast empty ocean

that is my future.

Feels good, doesn't it?

It does.

And it feels, um...

...terrifying.

- ♪ Lend your heart ♪
- Dale, please unlock the doors.

No can do, buddy.
Not until you two make amends.

Look, either turn off the music
or leave us out here to die.

The scary thing is I actually
knew the words to that song.

Look, I just wished you
would have at least called

after the prank war thing.

Do you want to know
why I didn't?

Because I was mad. You made
me feel like the bad guy

because I chose to stay
with Omega Chi and the
other friends I have there.

Like Evan Chambers?

When I was outed and
was gonna quit the fraternity,

Evan asked me
to trust him and I did.

He hasn't let me down yet.

Well, what about me?

I was the first person
that you came out to, remember?

Doesn't that count?

It does, but Rusty,
but you're demonizing

a fraternity
full of people I like....

It's hard to have
a rational point-of-view

of people when
they're duct-taping you
to the side of a building.

What about your fraternity?
You think the Kappa Taus
are such good guys

because they're laid back
and aren't ambitious?

When did ambition become
such a terrible attribute?

I think in the eighties.

You know,
maybe they're right.

Maybe you just can't have
friends who are in rival houses.

All right. This is the
officially the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.

If your stupid houses
are so important,

then why are both of you
here now instead of down
at Sinner's Beach?

You've gotta stop putting
your houses before
everything else in your life.

Before your schoolwork,
before your roommate

and before each other.

Think you can do that?

We can agree that we
were both wrong, right?

I'd say there was plenty
of fault on both sides.

I'm sorry.

- Aw!
- Sunburn.

The Three Musketeers
are back!

♪ Move to the music
Move to the music ♪

Take me home! Whoo!

- I'm Betsy!
- Yeah, you sure are.
Loud and proud.

I'm so glad
that we're sisters!

We really need to get you
a boyfriend so he can
manage these moments.

You're so soft!

He's here. I smell him.

No, that might have
been my chili dog.

Betsy, I'm gonna come
right back here and be
disgusted by that comment.

But right now I need
to run find someone.

So here, meet my friend,
Mr. Lifeguard Stand.

Oh. Hello.
I liked you on Baywatch.

- Oh, chili dog.
- Woo-hoo!

♪ Move to the music
Move to the music, come on ♪♪

Hey, hot guy!

- Here we are.
Back at the hotel.
- Yep.

Hey, you think you
might wanna, um...?

I don't think
that's a good idea.

You've suffered head trauma.

Besides, there are ten
people sleeping in my room.

I was going to say
get some breakfast.

Oh.

That sounds nice.
Let me go get my purse.

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known for his strong stance
on family values,

has been implicated
in a sweep of a high-end
prostitution ring.

As the nation reacts
to the scandal, we'll have
all the latest...

- Case...
- Go.

She needs you.

- About tonight...
- It was nothing.

"Kissing a boy on the beach"
was 11 on my list.

Thanks for the help.

I'm starting
to feel human again.

Processed food will
do that for some reason.

Mm-hm.

So I kinda feel like
you've been blowing me off
the past couple of days.

Not at all.

You had a lot of things
you needed to...

...do this weekend.

You pushed me
to be more assertive,
and go after what I want.

I'm sorry things didn't
work out with you and Casey...

I'm not.

Oh... Evan, I'm...

...not looking
to be another notch

in the Myrtle Beach belt.

Warm body rule
applies even here.

I've had plenty of warm bodies.

Million-dollar question:

Are you doing this because...

...you want to be with me

or because you want
to get back at Casey?

Both.

Are you going to do this

because you want to be
with me or because you want
to be with Evan Chambers?

Both.

- Cap...
- It doesn't matter now.

I heard about your dad.

They didn't even call me.

I found out from a reporter.

- What a night.
- You can say that again.

Care to explain the flip flop?

It's proof that the
Hot Ness Monster does exist.

And it gives me hope
that I might see him again.

He made quite an impression.

Do you think it's
possible to meet someone

and just feel that
they're your soulmate?

Yes.

But I have to believe
that we have many soulmates.

If not, the world has a
twisted sense of humor, right?

What happened tonight?

I was on a search mission for
your monster when I ran into...

You know what, no.
I'm not gonna tell this story.

You've heard it
a million times anyway.

But it sounds important.

What's important is I'm
watching a beautiful sunrise

with my best friend.

Well, no matter what, we'll
remember this moment forever.

You know what would make
it even more memorable?

If we were naked.

OK. Didn't see that coming.

It's the only thing
left on my spring break list.

Skinny dipping. Wanna?

- Please, please, please.
- Let's do it.

Yes!

♪ We are wild and young ♪

Dude, naked chicks!

You thinking
what I'm thinking?

♪ Wild and young ♪