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Previously on Greek...
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I'm gonna be here until
ZBZ nationals determines
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that you girls are back
on the straight and narrow.
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I think we could
all use some real fun...
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- Like a party.
- A Great Gatsby theme party!
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Did I just fall asleep
with my eyes open?
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This never would have happened
if Frannie were here.
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Are you implying your pledges
are better than our pledges?
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Our pledges could kick
your pledges' asses any day.
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We always said we weren't gonna
let our houses get in the way
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- of us being friends.
- Tell me you come bearing gifts.
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From the Omega Chi front yard!
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- You ratted out our party.
- There will be retribution.
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Bring it.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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I've been chasing after
you for the last 100 yards.
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- Thought you were trying to ignore me.
- No. Sorry.
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- I'm just really into this book.
- Animal farm.
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Cautionary tale of power,
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as told through farm animals
who overthrow their human masters.
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Four legs good.
Two legs bad.
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You know,
just because you made a colossal
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mistake going back to Omega Chi
doesn't mean I'd ignore you.
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No. I thought you were just
too embarrassed to talk to me.
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Embarrassed?
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Yeah, seeing as how you blatantly
used me to get back at Evan.
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Yeah, I guess we both
got a little carried away.
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Yeah, we did.
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One second.
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All pledges report to the Kappa Tau
house immediately.
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Justice has been served.
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- Everything okay?
- Yeah, you know,
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just house stuff. If I told you
I'd have to kill you. So...
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Me too.
I'll see you later.
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Okay,
how's my top?
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There's some cleavage showing.
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Just think what your grandmother
would want you to wear.
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My grandmother bought me this top.
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Here.
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Just until we get out of the house,
and then we're good to go.
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I Miss looking cute.
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I Miss cute boys!
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Lizzi's rules are totally robbing us
of our college experience.
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She makes us go to bed at 10:00...
So I wake up at 4:00.
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And do you think it's fun
watching all the drunk couples
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make out on Greek row when
I know that I should be there?
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I know how challenging it's been
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to have Lizzi here.
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We've hit rock-bottom.
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But that means there's
nowhere to go but up.
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Ladies, foyer, please!
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We have visitors!
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May I have your attention?
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As a reward for all of your hard work
and dedication,
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I'm very proud to announce
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that this Saturday
I have arranged for us to have...
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A mixer!
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So let's meet our guests and show
them the new Zeta Beta Zeta.
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The Psi Phi Pis.
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They're "pstoked"?
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I believe the "P"
is silent.
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Much like the cry
of despair inside me right now.
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I think we've hit a new rock bottom.
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Hello.
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Fellow defenders of the free
and easy world.
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As you all know,
we recently suffered a grave indignity
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at the hands of the enemy
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who seeks to destroy our way of life.
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I refer, of course, to...
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A certain fraternity and
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and a certain member of said fraternity
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who tipped off our good friend
Officer Huck
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about the prohibition party.
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- Omega Chi.
- Evan Chambers.
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They are not worthy of names.
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But they do however,
deserve our help.
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Beav?
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As a one-time photography minor,
what really interests me about this
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particular study is
that it is completely
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unretouched.
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Give 'em one of these, one of those.
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Give 'em some big teefers.
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All right, boys, line up.
Let's see if we can't make this
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fine showpiece complete.
Ben Bennett, get up there.
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Time to shine.
Come on.
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Are we gonna sneak the picture
back into the Omega Chi house?
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Green as a young sapling.
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We're not going back
to the Omega Chi house.
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We're gonna wait for Omega Chi
to come to us.
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Now...
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Get your draw on, son.
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We're goin' to battle.
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Every second that banner stays up here
is a permanent scar on our reputation.
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It's like a stretch mark.
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I'm gonna need your help
if we're going to fix this.
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- Anything.
- You're social chair.
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Do you think you can convince
the Psi Phi Pis to back out of the mixer
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without making it look like
they dumped us?
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Challenging, but doable.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I'll take care of Lizzi.
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Somehow. We've ignored her,
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snuck around her,
gone along with her.
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It just keeps getting worse.
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I think a little higher on the right,
and then it'll be perfecto.
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You know, she plays it straight,
but she's gotta have a past too.
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Maybe she's got, like,
dead people in her closet.
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You did blackmail Rebecca.
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And if Lizzi were a diva demon like
Rebecca, it would be much easier.
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But she's so freakin' perky
and nice.
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Suit yourself.
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Won't be long now.
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You said that two hours ago.
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Is that fear I sense in you, son?
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Or are you just quivering
with anticipation?
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I wish I knew what I was anticipating.
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Why are you speaking
with a southern accent?
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It's the chaw.
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Listen.
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Nobody can predict the twisted mind
of the Omega Chi.
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But they're coming, Spitter.
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They're coming hard.
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They ain't gonna come polite.
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Nobody's gonna be ringin' that doorbell.
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Doorbell. Doorbell.
We've got doorbell. Hot alert.
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- Red leader?
- Red team is go.
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- White leader?
- White team is go.
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Blue leader?
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Blue leader.
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I ordered a pizza.
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And we all learn the lesson:
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pack a snack.
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Here.
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- Go get the pizza.
- What if it's the Omega Chis?
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Then tip them poorly.
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And nail them with hot sauce.
We'll be right behind you. Go on.
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Sweet moves.
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Calvin. What are you doing here?
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- Sorry, Rusty.
- Sorry for what?
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Sorry for this.
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Fish smell! Fish smell!
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We have breach.
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Stand by.
Stand by.
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Hit the lights!
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There it is!
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Go, go, go!
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Go, go, go!
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Spitter, let's go, let's go!
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- I can't see! Go, go, go!
- We got 'em!
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This is gonna be fun.
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Omega Chis!
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These guys were just decoys!
Ambush. Mobilize. Mobilize!
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Run!
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Go, go, go!
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Get down, everybody!
Get down!
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Hold the fence!
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Don't breathe it!
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Got a large meat lovers for Beaver?
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Over here.
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Keep the change.
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Enjoy your pie.
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Egg whites and fruit?
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You're so healthy.
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Discipline has become a theme
in my life, thanks to you.
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Deep down, I think
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we've all been craving the structure
you've brought to the house.
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That makes me so happy.
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And I'm so proud of
our little ZBZ kittens.
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As... are we all.
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And I'm thinking
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that it would really benefit
the sisterhood to have a sense of
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when
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we... as
ZBZ kittens,
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are ready to,
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be weaned...
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from your...
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teat?
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You wanna know what it's
gonna take to get me gone.
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We don't want to be a burden.
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There must be other chapters
in need of your considerable talents.
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If we had a chart,
perhaps...
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A chart!
That would be so cool!
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Yes.
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But no.
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This chapter's independence
is solely up to my own discretion.
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And,
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in my mind,
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there's really only one thing left
for you to do
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to prove that you're all back
on the right path.
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You and I are going on a field trip.
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So you want us to do more philanthropy?
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- That's it?
- Not exactly.
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It does involve a little selflessness,
though.
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Frannie?
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Your lost ZBZ sister.
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I thought Frannie was insane
last semester, but I never...
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So, you've known where Frannie's
been this whole time.
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Frannie contacted me almost
immediately after I arrived at ZBZ.
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And she made it clear that she has
deep regrets for her actions,
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and she wanted to make things right.
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And you believed her.
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Casey, I sincerely
understand your skepticism.
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You do?
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I have been selfish
and controlling...
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Well, most of my life. But
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being away has helped
me gain some perspective.
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Take a hard,
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honest look at myself and figure out
what I have to do to change.
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And since Frannie left, she has logged
so many volunteer hours
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that if she were still a ZBZ
in good standing,
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the CRU chapter would be leading
the race right now
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for the national philanthropy cup.
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Great.
But...
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We suspended her for abandoning
the sorority.
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A simple majority vote
can overturn that suspension.
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We'd hold the diamond ceremony
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in which Frannie pledges her
eternal loyalty to the sisters.
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And then each and every
girl would have to accept.
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I wanna come back to ZBZ, Casey.
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And I want Jessica Simpson
to stop putting out CDS,
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but you can't always get what you want.
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She nearly cost us our charter.
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Forgiveness is the
supreme act of sisterhood.
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You asked me what you could
do to regain your independence.
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This is it.
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Heal ZBZ's most painful internal wound.
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Jason?
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Hi. I'm Ashleigh.
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It's weird how we all look the same.
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You're Psi Phi Pi social chair
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- Jason?
- Yeah.
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Sorry.
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So.
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You're desperately looking for a way
out of the mixer.
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- Not... desperately.
- Why don't you just cancel?
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Well, we're...
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Sort of under the thumb of this
rules-obsessed woman
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who's totally out of touch
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- with stuff.
- Like
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social hierarchy and that sort of thing.
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- No, that's not what I meant.
- Sure.
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So since you can't back
out of the mixer,
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you want us to.
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Which is fine.
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Consider it done.
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Well, you know, it's not what you think.
Our social calendar is really limited,
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and we have to consider our
entire year when we make plans.
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Any smart social chair would.
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Like I said, consider it done.
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Fine.
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Did you just call me smart?
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Is that a problem?
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I just don't want there
to be any hard feelings here.
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There aren't any.
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Well, I think there are.
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Okay.
There are.
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Let's, have some coffee and discuss it.
258
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Thank you!
259
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Do I still smell like fish?
260
00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,241
We all still smell like fish, Spitter.
261
00:14:44,298 --> 00:14:46,901
Get your daggum chins
out your shoestrings.
262
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Okay, now.
263
00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:51,071
My Grandcappie used to tell me
264
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,409
that the true test
of a solider don't come until
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00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:56,852
you're full of holes
and ain't got no bullets left. Now,
266
00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:59,317
we may be bleedin'
and shooting blanks.
267
00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:02,472
We may smell like the stuff you find
at the bottom of a catfish barrel,
268
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,823
but this ain't over!
269
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,013
This ain't even close to bein' over!
270
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:07,797
It kinda feels over.
271
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,417
Hot sauce in my chaw pouch.
272
00:15:16,787 --> 00:15:17,552
Pledge.
273
00:15:20,928 --> 00:15:21,885
Thank you.
274
00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:26,957
What... counterattack?
275
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:28,970
The biggest one ever.
276
00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:29,973
Yeah.
277
00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:31,266
Who's planning it?
278
00:15:32,693 --> 00:15:33,477
Beaver.
279
00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:35,218
Yeah. And me.
280
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,626
And Wade.
281
00:15:37,677 --> 00:15:39,782
And whoever else has the persimmons
282
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,385
to pull themselves out of the pity pool
283
00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:43,554
and reload
284
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,409
like a true Kappa Tau.
285
00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,026
Now, who's in?
286
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:51,416
I said who's in?
287
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,061
- Yeah.
- Yeah...
288
00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:54,948
Come on.
289
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:59,284
- Hey, Cap, can I talk to you?
- Yeah. Morale's low, Spitter.
290
00:15:59,323 --> 00:16:01,321
- What do you got for me?
- I hate Evan
291
00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:03,770
as much as you do, for many reasons.
292
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:06,132
But if we launch a counterattack,
the Omega Chis are gonna
293
00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:08,133
counter our counterattack.
294
00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:12,607
And then we'll counter their
counter of our counterattack,
295
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:16,021
and it'll go on and on and on
until dean Bowman busts us
296
00:16:16,749 --> 00:16:18,490
or someone gets really hurt.
297
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:21,637
I mean, it's like, what's the point?
298
00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:24,593
What's the...
299
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,520
What's the point in defending the honor
of a bunch of guys
300
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,604
who vowed to protect you
as you have them?
301
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:37,903
I'm sorry, Spitter. I don't really know
how to answer that one.
302
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,752
Keep working!
303
00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:49,169
And I really want to apologize
for calling you stout.
304
00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:50,362
You're not.
305
00:16:52,099 --> 00:16:55,114
And Mandi, I am so, so sorry
306
00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:57,424
I told you your boyfriend was gay.
307
00:16:58,652 --> 00:16:59,994
You never told me that.
308
00:17:01,093 --> 00:17:03,558
Well... I was...
Certainly thinking it.
309
00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:05,841
And I'm deeply sorry for that.
310
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:10,450
The sisters are way too smart
to buy her "thank you, India" act.
311
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,893
Although she does
kinda look like Alanis.
312
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,596
What? Like with her hair like that.
313
00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:21,295
Heather, if going plaid is your plan,
then it's my plan too.
314
00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:24,386
Is it true that if Frannie's reinstated,
Lizzi will be gone?
315
00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:26,843
Did Frannie tell you that?
Is it true or not?
316
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,060
There
317
00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,529
would have to be a majority vote
318
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:33,069
of the sisterhood to Even consider
bringing her back.
319
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,515
Then we hold this really
320
00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:36,193
complicated ceremony,
321
00:17:36,336 --> 00:17:39,609
and there the decision
has to be unanimous to let her back in.
322
00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:41,634
I know you guys want Lizzi gone,
323
00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:45,041
but do you seriously
think Frannie has changed?
324
00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:46,670
Think about how she treated you.
325
00:17:46,719 --> 00:17:49,762
Then ask yourself if you really
want to go through that again.
326
00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:55,280
It looks like our friends over
at Psi Phi Pi
327
00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:57,537
have made this Saturday's big event...
328
00:17:58,086 --> 00:17:59,866
The biggest news on campus.
329
00:18:00,196 --> 00:18:01,689
I'm so excited!
330
00:18:02,851 --> 00:18:04,504
I think I'm ready to vote.
331
00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:13,060
I can't believe no one else had the guts
332
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,374
to vote against
holding the diamond ceremony.
333
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,601
- I feel so antiwar right now.
- Lizzi's been so annoying,
334
00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:21,185
everybody's forgotten had bad
Frannie really is.
335
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:22,766
And now she's back.
336
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,173
Not necessarily.
337
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:28,016
All it takes is one sister to say no
during the diamond ceremony
338
00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:30,714
- to keep her out.
- I don't know much about politics
339
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,494
other than it's the only time
it's okay to wear buttons.
340
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:37,370
But, as president, aren't you supposed
to follow the wishes of the sisterhood?
341
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,705
Not if it hurts us in the long run.
342
00:18:40,113 --> 00:18:42,074
And you're one to talk, by the way.
343
00:18:42,194 --> 00:18:44,420
What happened to getting the PPPs
to back out of the mixer?
344
00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:47,925
- Did you talk to their social chair?
- Yes, I did.
345
00:18:48,077 --> 00:18:50,391
And they said they would back out.
But then.
346
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:51,661
I don't know.
347
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,345
We ended up having coffee, and then...
348
00:18:54,587 --> 00:18:56,931
somehow the mixer ended up
being back on.
349
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,529
And... I don't know.
350
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,692
You had coffee
with the Psi Phi Pi social chair?
351
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,530
And now you like him?
352
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:10,348
He's totally awkward
and smart in the least attractive way.
353
00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:13,197
- Still, there's something about him.
- Really.
354
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,161
Could it be that...
355
00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,675
I don't know, he's a guy?
356
00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:20,379
- You said it yourself. You miss boys.
- I know that,
357
00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:22,093
but this is different.
358
00:19:22,213 --> 00:19:26,270
I've never met Jason before, and yet,
it's like I've known him forever.
359
00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:30,993
And I know it's totally creepy,
but at the same time...
360
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,166
Disturbingly hot.
361
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,764
Make a little room for me?
362
00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:49,885
Might not wanna get too close.
I smell like an ahi burrito.
363
00:19:50,227 --> 00:19:53,325
Let me guess...
Fish oil and hot sauce.
364
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,407
- You heard?
- I heard.
365
00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:58,242
It's kinda stupid, huh?
366
00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:01,534
If it wasn't stupid,
it wouldn't be boys fighting.
367
00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:06,209
You ever feel like everybody around you
has completely lost their mind?
368
00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:08,530
Last night when I was
under the barbecue,
369
00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,802
I saw Beaver smearing mayonnaise
on an Omega Chi pledge.
370
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:14,713
People are who they are. Just because
one says they're gonna be different
371
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,470
- doesn't mean they will be.
- Same goes for pigs.
372
00:20:17,746 --> 00:20:19,296
See? You're all crazy.
373
00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:23,734
It's an allegory using barnyard animals
to criticize the Russian revolution.
374
00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:25,820
How even the purest minds
375
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:29,190
can be corrupted by leaders
who are addicted to power.
376
00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:31,818
- Sounds alarmingly familiar.
- You read it?
377
00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:35,657
But Frannie's doing
this whole born again nice person act,
378
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,412
- everybody wants her reinstated but me.
- Wasn't she gone?
379
00:20:38,532 --> 00:20:41,239
She's back, and
since I'm the leader of the resistance,
380
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,525
which is basically just me and Ashleigh,
381
00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,289
Lizzi makes me go through mediation.
382
00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:47,789
Mediation.
383
00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:53,503
- That's actually a really good idea.
- I doubt it.
384
00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:55,925
You never know until you try.
385
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,557
Phase one of mediation
is airing of grievances.
386
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,287
There can be no yelling,
no interrupting,
387
00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:06,012
no scoffing, and no face making.
388
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,194
And to avoid accusations,
each point of interest
389
00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,890
must begin with the words
"I feel."
390
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,151
I feel...
391
00:21:18,518 --> 00:21:22,990
that Frannie put the entire sisterhood
in jeopardy by advocating a policy
392
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:26,058
of dishonesty in handling
our crisis with Nationals.
393
00:21:26,503 --> 00:21:30,150
I also feel that her abuse
of chapter funds and decision
394
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,837
to leave the house after being removed
as president showed
395
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,382
that the well-being of the sisterhood
was not her primary concern.
396
00:21:37,445 --> 00:21:38,843
That was very well done.
397
00:21:40,447 --> 00:21:42,097
Frannie, it's your turn.
398
00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:45,073
I feel...
399
00:21:46,237 --> 00:21:47,292
that...
400
00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:50,565
I have no grievances to air.
401
00:21:52,735 --> 00:21:53,816
Was that a scoff?
402
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,978
A... hiccup?
403
00:21:57,337 --> 00:21:58,337
Sorry.
404
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:00,833
All right.
405
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,354
What, specifically, do you need from Frannie
in order to accept her back?
406
00:22:05,512 --> 00:22:08,289
Not only into Zeta Beta Zeta,
but back into your heart.
407
00:22:16,744 --> 00:22:18,278
- I need...
- I feel.
408
00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,508
I feel.
409
00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:22,021
I don't know.
410
00:22:22,983 --> 00:22:25,359
That I need Frannie to...
411
00:22:26,539 --> 00:22:27,642
make things right.
412
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,815
I feel that...
413
00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:35,401
I can't do anything to change the past.
414
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,777
But I promise...
415
00:22:38,019 --> 00:22:41,116
to do everything I can as a sister
416
00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:43,950
and a friend to redeem myself
in the present.
417
00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:48,829
Is that satisfactory?
418
00:22:50,019 --> 00:22:52,500
- I'm sorry, it's not.
- What's the problem?
419
00:22:53,618 --> 00:22:56,376
She doesn't mean it.
How can I be the only one to see?
420
00:22:56,496 --> 00:22:59,514
- Violation.
- This is just not going to happen.
421
00:23:16,058 --> 00:23:17,514
I'd like my privacy.
422
00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:24,138
Perfect.
423
00:23:24,401 --> 00:23:27,037
I know you're upset, and I honor that.
424
00:23:28,226 --> 00:23:29,766
I just thought if...
425
00:23:30,112 --> 00:23:34,014
We spoke privately, we could
get underneath...
426
00:23:35,473 --> 00:23:37,806
- what's bothering you.
- You are what's bothering me.
427
00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:40,058
There's nothing to get underneath.
428
00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:42,120
I'm really trying here.
429
00:23:43,844 --> 00:23:45,991
- Maybe you could do the same.
- Please.
430
00:23:46,111 --> 00:23:50,182
You and I both know that nice Frannie
is just a new way to manipulate people.
431
00:23:50,508 --> 00:23:53,763
- It's what you've always done.
- You have a selective memory.
432
00:23:54,631 --> 00:23:57,440
And here are the memories I've selected.
433
00:23:57,956 --> 00:24:01,381
You wanted to give my room to Rebecca
because of her father's private jet.
434
00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:04,489
You tried to sabotage my chances
to become Omega Chi Sweetheart.
435
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,191
You guilted me into staying
with Evan after he cheated on me.
436
00:24:08,311 --> 00:24:11,514
Then when our relationship was no longer
helpful to you,
437
00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:12,884
you broke us up.
438
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,207
Are there some other highlights
I've missed?
439
00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:16,832
Look...
440
00:24:18,388 --> 00:24:21,917
I've done my best to take
responsibility for my mistakes.
441
00:24:22,256 --> 00:24:24,809
But you act like I made you stay
with Evan.
442
00:24:25,471 --> 00:24:26,594
It was your choice.
443
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:29,597
It was also your choice
to haze Rebecca out of spite,
444
00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:33,868
which put me in the awkward position of
having to discipline my little sister.
445
00:24:33,988 --> 00:24:35,338
Who eventually...
446
00:24:36,111 --> 00:24:39,840
Went behind my back to Tegan
and stole my presidency.
447
00:24:40,141 --> 00:24:44,070
I didn't steal your presidency. I did
what I had to do to save the house.
448
00:24:44,312 --> 00:24:47,596
- You should have talked to me first.
- And you should have been a friend.
449
00:24:47,716 --> 00:24:50,117
But you were completely
incapable of doing that.
450
00:24:54,143 --> 00:24:55,793
You don't want me here?
451
00:24:57,801 --> 00:24:58,801
Fine.
452
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,125
Good luck spending the rest of the year
with Lizzi.
453
00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:12,379
Don't worry.
I know what I'm doing.
454
00:25:14,822 --> 00:25:17,115
- This is a bad idea.
- It's a great idea.
455
00:25:17,235 --> 00:25:19,313
Shouldn't we be able
to be in separate fraternities
456
00:25:19,555 --> 00:25:21,239
and still have a normal friendship?
457
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,925
But right now,
things are still totally agro.
458
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,279
- And Cappie and Evan hate each other.
- Exactly. That's my whole point.
459
00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:30,324
Now is not the time, okay?
Please don't do this.
460
00:25:30,816 --> 00:25:32,480
I have to do this.
461
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,177
You lost?
462
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,294
I'm not lost.
I'm here to make a proposition.
463
00:25:48,263 --> 00:25:52,008
My proposition is we clean
the toilet with his brillo head.
464
00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:56,690
Let's hear what he has to say.
465
00:26:00,204 --> 00:26:03,677
I'm here to make a case for peace
between Omega Chi and Kappa Tau.
466
00:26:05,571 --> 00:26:09,234
Pipe it, guys. Come on, look,
he had the nuts to walk in here alone.
467
00:26:09,772 --> 00:26:12,522
Give him a chance to say his piece.
Go ahead.
468
00:26:14,399 --> 00:26:17,057
I know there are plenty
of good guys in this fraternity.
469
00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:19,827
There are plenty of
good guys in Kappa Tau.
470
00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,042
So here's my question:
why are we enemies?
471
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,234
I'll tell you why.
472
00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:26,463
Because we let a conflict
between two people
473
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:30,467
or maybe three people become a war
involving us all.
474
00:26:31,469 --> 00:26:32,926
Are we just barnyard animals,
475
00:26:33,047 --> 00:26:36,446
blindly following our leader
into a battle we don't even understand?
476
00:26:37,056 --> 00:26:39,242
Or are we intelligent
people who see the value
477
00:26:39,362 --> 00:26:42,828
in an alliance between
the two best fraternities on campus?
478
00:26:43,848 --> 00:26:46,598
If we work together,
we can make this happen.
479
00:26:48,281 --> 00:26:51,426
It all starts with getting the people
that have a problem with each other
480
00:26:51,546 --> 00:26:54,645
in the same room
and helping them solve their diff...
481
00:27:15,744 --> 00:27:17,094
Officer Huck. Hey.
482
00:27:17,339 --> 00:27:20,237
- How's the fungus coming along?
- Save it.
483
00:27:20,549 --> 00:27:22,801
- He one of yours?
- Our best and brightest.
484
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:25,522
Who's responsible for the prank?
I want names.
485
00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:28,289
Think he's ratting us out right now?
486
00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:31,320
Cappie's gonna want revenge
on his own terms.
487
00:27:31,657 --> 00:27:35,407
He's probably just telling Officer Huck
some lame story to make him go away.
488
00:27:35,649 --> 00:27:37,409
It's actually a physics experiment.
489
00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:39,610
Gone awry.
490
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:41,558
A physics experiment?
491
00:27:42,274 --> 00:27:45,571
How heat affects the molecular
structure of lode-bearing adhesives,
492
00:27:45,691 --> 00:27:47,212
which, as, I'm sure you know,
493
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,910
creates a highly volatile results set.
494
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,690
You okay, buddy?
495
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,754
You hang in there, okay?
496
00:27:55,118 --> 00:27:56,868
Kinda feel bad about this.
497
00:27:56,988 --> 00:28:00,325
He knew what he was getting into
when he walked into the house.
498
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:01,445
True.
499
00:28:01,832 --> 00:28:04,671
Do you feel bad 'cause you really
believe we shouldn't have done it,
500
00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:08,041
or because you're worried
about what Rusty will think?
501
00:28:08,391 --> 00:28:09,941
There's a difference.
502
00:28:11,395 --> 00:28:13,988
Everybody always says that
leadership is about compromise,
503
00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:16,616
I never thought I'd have to
make a decision like this.
504
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,742
You girls take everything so seriously.
505
00:28:18,984 --> 00:28:22,370
In the grand scheme of things,
who gets to live in a sorority house?
506
00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:25,383
- It's pretty meaningless.
- Excuse me?
507
00:28:27,033 --> 00:28:30,038
Did I tell you that Jason
is an astrophysics major?
508
00:28:30,158 --> 00:28:33,756
- He knows Rusty.
- Could you get us some more macchiatos?
509
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,760
- Sure.
- Single shot of espresso.
510
00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:39,678
- Small dollop of foam.
- Right.
511
00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:46,364
I know of your brother.
But he's a...
512
00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:48,211
A polymer engineer.
513
00:28:48,406 --> 00:28:51,156
So it's not like
we have a lot to talk about.
514
00:28:52,341 --> 00:28:54,387
- That's weird.
- Not really.
515
00:28:54,555 --> 00:28:56,697
Polymers are as interesting
as a dirt sandwich.
516
00:28:57,446 --> 00:29:00,758
What's weird is I feel
like I've met you before.
517
00:29:01,762 --> 00:29:03,012
Highly unlikely.
518
00:29:03,635 --> 00:29:06,566
- I am gonna go hit the head, Carrie.
- It's Casey.
519
00:29:09,837 --> 00:29:13,340
Right. I'm sorry.
I'm so bad with names.
520
00:29:15,584 --> 00:29:16,584
Bad with...
521
00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:20,882
- My God, that's it!
- Where's Jason?
522
00:29:21,186 --> 00:29:22,436
In the bathroom.
523
00:29:22,868 --> 00:29:26,718
Remember how you said you felt
like you've known this guy forever?
524
00:29:28,761 --> 00:29:31,484
It only seems like forever.
525
00:29:31,807 --> 00:29:35,157
The truth is, you've known
him for the past seven years.
526
00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:37,780
Jason is Travis.
In a dork suit.
527
00:29:40,096 --> 00:29:43,851
Jason is nothing like Travis.
Travis was tall and hot.
528
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,241
And...
529
00:29:46,938 --> 00:29:48,077
And rude,
530
00:29:48,817 --> 00:29:51,072
arrogant and disrespectful.
531
00:29:51,368 --> 00:29:53,587
And had you fetching drinks
you don't even like.
532
00:29:54,765 --> 00:29:56,215
He called me Carrie.
533
00:29:58,709 --> 00:29:59,781
I am so...
534
00:30:00,013 --> 00:30:03,073
daytime talk show material.
What is wrong with me?
535
00:30:01,786 --> 00:30:03,258
What is wrong with me?
536
00:30:03,471 --> 00:30:05,906
Well, maybe you didn't
find him so much
537
00:30:06,618 --> 00:30:07,587
attractive
538
00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:08,531
but
539
00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:09,645
familiar.
540
00:30:09,823 --> 00:30:11,351
We all repeat patterns.
541
00:30:11,474 --> 00:30:12,126
No.
542
00:30:12,668 --> 00:30:14,289
I thought he was attractive.
543
00:30:15,086 --> 00:30:17,602
And that's a pattern
that's gonna end right now.
544
00:30:17,889 --> 00:30:19,078
Come with me.
545
00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:25,412
Listen up, Jason.
546
00:30:25,568 --> 00:30:27,804
Or should I say Travis?
547
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,462
You...
go find a tree.
548
00:30:31,509 --> 00:30:35,193
I spent seven years letting
you make me feel like I wasn't pretty
549
00:30:35,337 --> 00:30:38,416
or smart or refined
enough to be worthy. And
550
00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:41,645
I'm not gonna do it anymore.
I'm not gonna be attracted
551
00:30:41,879 --> 00:30:43,631
this
anymore.
552
00:30:43,939 --> 00:30:47,028
Because I am smart,
and I'm hot,
553
00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:49,854
and nobody I spend time
with is gonna disrespect me
554
00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:51,585
or my friends... ever.
555
00:30:52,168 --> 00:30:52,801
So
556
00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:56,118
you know what you're gonna do now?
You're gonna go back to your house,
557
00:30:56,262 --> 00:30:58,201
and you're gonna say
that as social chair,
558
00:30:58,265 --> 00:31:01,570
you think it's in everybody's
best interest to cancel the mixer.
559
00:31:01,936 --> 00:31:03,072
Why would I do that?
560
00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:04,738
Because, if you don't,
561
00:31:05,275 --> 00:31:07,082
I'll tell everyone what I saw.
562
00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:09,706
Or, actually,
didn't see
563
00:31:10,062 --> 00:31:11,487
while I was in here.
564
00:31:12,443 --> 00:31:14,615
I think...
We can go now.
565
00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:16,742
Yes, we can.
566
00:31:27,278 --> 00:31:27,983
Hey.
567
00:31:28,398 --> 00:31:29,825
Just came by to, you know,
568
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,265
- see how you're doing.
- And then what? You and the brothers
569
00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,831
gonna go club some baby seals?
570
00:31:34,046 --> 00:31:34,731
Well,
571
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,363
are they Kappa Tau baby seals?
Because maybe...
572
00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:40,582
Come on.
573
00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:42,702
Rusty, it was a college prank,
all right?
574
00:31:42,754 --> 00:31:44,304
You can't take it so personally.
575
00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:50,373
It's funny you say that, 'cause
I keep thinking how it would have played
576
00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:52,410
out if you'd gone
to the Kappa Tau house.
577
00:31:52,690 --> 00:31:54,740
I never would have let that same
thing happen to you.
578
00:31:54,777 --> 00:31:56,137
I warned you, all right?
579
00:31:56,198 --> 00:31:58,776
I told you going in it was not
a good idea. You didn't listen.
580
00:31:58,857 --> 00:32:01,793
They abducted me and taped
me to the side of a building.
581
00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:04,798
- You did nothing to stop it.
- It was a prank!
582
00:32:06,601 --> 00:32:07,477
Come on.
583
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,281
I've got studying to do.
584
00:32:20,262 --> 00:32:21,007
Okay.
585
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,153
Since I'm gonna be staying until
the end of the year,
586
00:32:44,201 --> 00:32:46,334
I thought I would make
my room a little homier.
587
00:32:46,483 --> 00:32:47,871
And this danish furniture...
588
00:32:47,921 --> 00:32:49,449
It's so snazzy!
589
00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:50,658
And economical.
590
00:32:50,796 --> 00:32:53,173
Now,
I am all about this farnsek bureau...
591
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,254
But maybe the blogaard bookshelf
would just be a more
592
00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:56,695
practical use of my space.
593
00:32:56,915 --> 00:32:58,572
Is there some other thing
594
00:32:58,692 --> 00:33:00,328
we can do as sisters
595
00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:01,628
to be independent
596
00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:03,618
other than readmitting Frannie?
597
00:33:04,011 --> 00:33:06,132
Wish there was, Casey.
That's the only solution.
598
00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:08,347
I know you said forgiveness is
599
00:33:08,643 --> 00:33:10,161
the ultimate act of sisterhood.
600
00:33:10,272 --> 00:33:12,490
But how can I do something
601
00:33:12,547 --> 00:33:15,583
when every fiber
of my being tells me it's wrong?
602
00:33:19,888 --> 00:33:21,081
Read this.
603
00:33:22,613 --> 00:33:24,029
I read this as a pledge.
604
00:33:24,093 --> 00:33:25,616
It's not like there's some
605
00:33:25,781 --> 00:33:27,905
ritual for behavior modification.
606
00:33:27,956 --> 00:33:30,132
Sometimes a second, closer examination
607
00:33:30,173 --> 00:33:32,148
can reveal things you didn't see before.
608
00:33:34,358 --> 00:33:36,072
Now,
if I go with the blogaard bookshelf,
609
00:33:36,091 --> 00:33:38,532
I'm totally getting
the smeglon nightstand.
610
00:33:46,237 --> 00:33:47,704
- Hey, Cappie.
- Spitter,
611
00:33:47,737 --> 00:33:50,343
good to see you're out and about.
Here, come check these out.
612
00:33:54,544 --> 00:33:58,501
Schematics of the Omega Chi house.
First drawn in 1979.
613
00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:00,073
Then carefully added to
614
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,706
and adjusted by each class ever since.
615
00:34:02,818 --> 00:34:06,396
Egyptian Joe, head of the plumbing
after the war of '04.
616
00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:09,032
The only thing we don't
have is the air vents.
617
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,176
These will help.
618
00:34:11,081 --> 00:34:12,870
You still looking for
a counterattack idea?
619
00:34:13,327 --> 00:34:16,048
Well, I was waiting for inspiration
to strike at any moment.
620
00:34:16,818 --> 00:34:18,468
Unless you've got something.
621
00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:20,505
Yeah. I think I do.
622
00:34:23,345 --> 00:34:25,022
To reaffirm the spirit
623
00:34:25,108 --> 00:34:27,594
and foundation of the Diamond Ceremony,
624
00:34:27,925 --> 00:34:30,061
we will begin with the sacred
625
00:34:30,210 --> 00:34:32,863
Zeta Beta Zeta
pledge of sisterhood.
626
00:34:33,445 --> 00:34:35,774
To the sisterhood, we pledge truth...
627
00:34:36,206 --> 00:34:38,554
Loyalty, and sorority.
628
00:34:38,730 --> 00:34:41,133
Unrestricted, our commitment.
629
00:34:41,271 --> 00:34:43,607
Unconditional, our allegiance.
630
00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:47,242
With hearts and souls
that are forevermore
631
00:34:47,397 --> 00:34:49,260
Zeta Beta Zeta.
632
00:34:51,365 --> 00:34:52,610
With humility,
633
00:34:53,164 --> 00:34:54,561
I pledge my soul
634
00:34:55,028 --> 00:34:56,445
to Zeta Beta Zeta.
635
00:34:57,002 --> 00:34:58,288
I accept your pledge.
636
00:34:58,677 --> 00:35:00,615
And I welcome you back into my heart.
637
00:35:11,284 --> 00:35:12,315
With humility,
638
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:14,067
I pledge my soul
639
00:35:14,437 --> 00:35:15,816
to Zeta Beta Zeta.
640
00:35:17,404 --> 00:35:18,969
I accept your pledge.
641
00:35:19,116 --> 00:35:21,110
And I welcome you back into my heart.
642
00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:38,369
With humility, I pledge my soul
643
00:35:38,934 --> 00:35:40,555
to Zeta Beta Zeta.
644
00:35:45,606 --> 00:35:48,569
I accept your pledge and welcome
you back into my heart.
645
00:35:57,127 --> 00:36:00,563
With humility,
I pledge my soul
646
00:36:01,015 --> 00:36:02,419
to Zeta Beta Zeta.
647
00:36:17,021 --> 00:36:19,010
I accept
your pledge
648
00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:22,295
and welcome you back into my heart.
649
00:36:37,510 --> 00:36:40,081
Stop it.
You gotta stop.
650
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,274
Casey...
651
00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:47,767
That's a cow!
That's a cow!
652
00:37:20,433 --> 00:37:22,464
Truly inspired idea, Spitter.
653
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:23,870
How do you feel?
654
00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:26,393
Good.
655
00:37:27,425 --> 00:37:28,484
I feel good.
656
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,962
Guess we'd better reinforce
the house before they strike back.
657
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:32,692
Hey!
658
00:37:32,922 --> 00:37:33,854
Too late.
659
00:37:34,242 --> 00:37:36,236
Quite a mixer you boys
must have had last night.
660
00:37:36,282 --> 00:37:38,514
Is this a new sorority, or...
You will pay for this.
661
00:37:38,551 --> 00:37:39,445
Chambers.
662
00:37:39,741 --> 00:37:41,957
Dean Bowman wants names and specifics.
663
00:37:42,032 --> 00:37:42,852
Yeah.
664
00:37:44,844 --> 00:37:47,751
You take us down,
and you will go with us.
665
00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:49,033
Or...
666
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,129
Or what?
667
00:37:50,487 --> 00:37:51,284
Or...
668
00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:53,538
we let things cool off,
669
00:37:53,934 --> 00:37:55,957
turn our swords into plowshares
670
00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:57,867
for the time being.
671
00:38:02,129 --> 00:38:03,414
For the time being.
672
00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:05,048
Chambers!
673
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:08,882
For the time being.
674
00:38:13,350 --> 00:38:14,833
We're gonna start farming?
675
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,813
Perhaps, wade.
Perhaps.
676
00:38:17,218 --> 00:38:19,945
But it will be the memories
of this victory that sustain us
677
00:38:20,571 --> 00:38:22,845
until the fires of war burn again.
678
00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:26,383
Let's go get some pizza.
679
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,502
Who better
to be my welcoming committee?
680
00:38:44,845 --> 00:38:47,528
I thought I'd start moving back in
gradually.
681
00:38:48,907 --> 00:38:51,404
I'm so glad we were able
to come to this agreement.
682
00:38:51,611 --> 00:38:53,710
- It's good to be home.
- I'm glad too.
683
00:38:54,197 --> 00:38:57,011
But I wish you had called before
you packed everything up.
684
00:38:57,446 --> 00:38:59,626
Is Lizzi still in my room?
I don't mind waiting.
685
00:38:59,664 --> 00:39:03,633
Are you familiar with rule 57q
in the ZBZ book of rules and ritual?
686
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:05,743
57q.
687
00:39:05,905 --> 00:39:07,899
It states that the ZBZ president
has the right
688
00:39:07,936 --> 00:39:11,014
To put recently reinstated
members on probation.
689
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:12,705
It does.
690
00:39:12,832 --> 00:39:16,089
Yes. And since actives on probation
aren't allowed to live in the house,
691
00:39:16,257 --> 00:39:18,385
I'm sorry to tell you that ZBZ rules
692
00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:20,410
prevent you from moving in today.
693
00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:22,945
Are you sorry...
694
00:39:23,282 --> 00:39:24,028
Casey?
695
00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,599
The agreement was that
you would be reinstated.
696
00:39:26,687 --> 00:39:29,221
And you are.
But for the good of the sisterhood,
697
00:39:29,253 --> 00:39:32,235
we need to be sure
that you really have changed.
698
00:39:33,615 --> 00:39:35,889
Well, whatever's
best for the sisterhood.
699
00:39:36,095 --> 00:39:37,791
I'm glad you understand.
700
00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:38,815
I do.
701
00:39:39,709 --> 00:39:41,551
And besides...
702
00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:45,221
You can't keep me on probation
for more than three months.
703
00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:47,932
I believe that's rule 62.
704
00:40:01,048 --> 00:40:02,501
You smell that, Spitter?
705
00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:04,696
It's the smell of peace.
706
00:40:04,887 --> 00:40:07,532
I'm actually talking about the coffee
here. Having a little moment.
707
00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:11,587
Yes, absolutely.
708
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,608
Vacationing off the Sumatran
coast two summers ago...
709
00:40:14,751 --> 00:40:17,378
Alone con me bella mentor, altagracia.
710
00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:21,525
Sumatra is an Island off Indonesia.
711
00:40:21,951 --> 00:40:23,436
People there speak Malaysian.
712
00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:25,191
- They do?
- Yeah.
713
00:40:25,266 --> 00:40:26,980
Well, that explains a lot.
714
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,260
- Hey.
- Hey.
715
00:40:36,539 --> 00:40:38,887
Have you ever had any
friends outside the fraternity?
716
00:40:39,148 --> 00:40:40,937
Sure. Yeah.
717
00:40:41,195 --> 00:40:42,195
Jana.
718
00:40:42,943 --> 00:40:43,943
Julia.
719
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:47,370
Rachel.
She was an especially good friend.
720
00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:48,958
No, no.
I mean guy friends.
721
00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,371
Right...
722
00:40:50,705 --> 00:40:51,898
Then the answer's no.
723
00:40:52,169 --> 00:40:53,872
Well, weren't you friends with Evan?
724
00:40:54,510 --> 00:40:55,162
Yes.
725
00:40:55,216 --> 00:40:57,724
Evan Longoria
and I roomed together freshman year,
726
00:40:57,761 --> 00:40:59,364
as you well know. But,
727
00:41:00,034 --> 00:41:02,308
there were numerous factors
that led to our breakup.
728
00:41:03,245 --> 00:41:06,562
Friendships in college
are sort of like Cro-Magnon man.
729
00:41:07,004 --> 00:41:09,240
They either evolve
or they become extinct.
730
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:12,171
Now, for you and Calvin,
it's all gonna depend on how much energy
731
00:41:12,212 --> 00:41:13,996
you're willing to put into
732
00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:15,612
adapting.
733
00:41:15,908 --> 00:41:17,236
Yeah. I guess it's hard
734
00:41:17,237 --> 00:41:20,363
knowing whether we're evolving
or dying out.
735
00:41:20,492 --> 00:41:22,467
Well, only time will tell.
736
00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:24,929
- Meanwhile...
- Dobler's.
737
00:41:25,366 --> 00:41:27,285
See? You are adapting.
738
00:41:35,351 --> 00:41:37,345
I wanted to return this.
739
00:41:37,813 --> 00:41:39,397
And say thank you.
740
00:41:39,658 --> 00:41:41,000
Guess I finally realized
741
00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:43,286
I could use the rules
to help me get what I want instead
742
00:41:43,330 --> 00:41:45,468
of trying to figure
out a way to go around them.
743
00:41:45,663 --> 00:41:47,721
You're becoming an excellent leader,
Casey.
744
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:49,476
And I want you to keep the book.
745
00:41:49,619 --> 00:41:51,203
One question.
746
00:41:51,581 --> 00:41:53,929
Were you specifically thinking of rule
747
00:41:53,985 --> 00:41:56,780
57q when you told me to reread the book?
748
00:41:57,165 --> 00:41:58,916
Rule 57q.
749
00:42:00,827 --> 00:42:02,001
I'm not familiar.
750
00:42:06,439 --> 00:42:07,298
So...
751
00:42:07,730 --> 00:42:09,842
- where are you off to?
- Oklahoma chapter.
752
00:42:10,008 --> 00:42:11,706
Hazing gone haywire.
753
00:42:14,474 --> 00:42:15,964
Farewell, my sisters.
754
00:42:16,278 --> 00:42:18,582
Keep the principles of Zeta Beta Zeta
755
00:42:18,709 --> 00:42:20,471
close to your heart always.
756
00:42:22,663 --> 00:42:23,716
Farewell.
757
00:42:24,549 --> 00:42:26,375
Bye!
758
00:42:29,997 --> 00:42:31,149
Bye!
759
00:42:40,294 --> 00:42:42,213
I sure am gonna miss Lizzi.
760
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,076
Really?
761
00:42:44,482 --> 00:42:45,526
Not at all.
56553
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