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- Are we in the wrong house?
- I'm Lizzi.

I'm gonna be here until ZBZ National
determines that you girls

are back on the straight narrow.
I could be hunkered down here a while.

It sucks we have to follow
these new rules,

but I'm fully confident,

- that we can still have fun.
- It is our mission,

to execute some of the most ass-kicking,

rule-bending parties that this campus
has ever seen.

Did you see anyone from school
over break?

- Just a fling.
- Fling-tastic!

I just want you to consider
giving Omega Chi another chance,

- we might surprise you.
- A gay frat guy is just weird.

The greek social calendar
will now be much less crowded.

I'll be watching you.

Excuse me.

This is so freaking stupid.

I don't know who to kill first,
Lizzi or myself.

Sorry. That was a tad louder
than I anticipated.

5 minutes and not a single one of you
completed a full rotation.

That's disappointing.

Rush group A front and center.

Speed spot, speed spot!

As rush group A, you represent the top
conversationalists of this house.

I expect you to set an example
for rush groups B through F.

A rush rotation group should run
like a well-oiled machine,

so we can keep that potential sisters
focused right here,

on you, on ZBZ.

What am I doing?

The signal that the rushee looks bored
and the conversation has stalled,

and that you need me to come help you
as fast as possible.

But it took you 30 seconds
to answer Casey's signal.

I think the girls are getting
a little tired,

and possibly wondering why it is
we're practicing on a Friday night,

when rush isn't until next year.

We do these drills
because practice makes perfect,

if we wanna get this house
back in shape,

we need all the perfect we can get.

- Where are you going?
- I can't be here anymore.

This sorority has become like a job.

Right now, I'm in college
so, I don't have to have a job.

This situation is only temporary and,

this whole Greek crackdown
will blow over eventually.

- Where's your ZBZ spirit?
- I've been faking it,

a lot.

I know that loosing a sister
brings up difficult emotions,

but trust me,

I am not some tyrant
here to work you to death.

Just because I'm a little older,

a little wiser, it doesn't mean
that I don't need some R&R.

ZBZs work hard,

and we play hard.

Define play.

Back at Polytech,

we started a book club.

We could do the same thing here.

The Great Gatsby is one of my favorites.

We'd have to read it?

It still resonates, Gatsby is like

like this super rich
Omega Chi wanna-be.

He threw really wild lavish parties.

Who wouldn't wanna read about
wild parties rather than have them?

I do miss the social calendar
of the greek system.

Never had to rely on a newspaper
to find something to do.

- Any good movies?
- I've seen 'em all.

Movies are all I do these days.

I'm starting to worry
about popcorn lung.

How long you have to wait for Omega Chi
to make a decision about you going back?

I don't know,
I'm sort of in a holding pattern.

My purity pledge group
is playing bible jeopardy tonight.

There's free refreshment and girls.

There was a girl one time.

I think it was a girl,
I'm almost positive.

- I'm gonna keep looking.
- The circus is in town...

Last time, I won the entire
Rascal Flatt's catalog

- on CD.
- If you wanna hang out

with your KT brothers,
I completely understand.

Why don't you hang out
with my Kappa Tau brothers forever?

- That sounds ominous.
- No I'm serious, you can pledge KT.

You're still technically just a pledge
at Omega Chi, why wait around for them?

There's been a couple days
and no notice.

We'd have so much fun together.

Let me think about it.

Okay but what are we doing tonight?

You know what, this guy in my dorm
mentioned something about a '70s party.

Normally I'd blow these things off
but it could be fun.

The Carpenters are really one of the greatest
most underated duos of all time.

Do you wanna join us?

It's like I'm living ABBA.

I bet the party money
went towards the disco ball.

I think I'm gonna swing by Kappa Tau
tomorrow.

Here you are.

I guess we should talk strategy.

You, don't worry.

This afternoon, I'm gonna pick up
a ton of copies of TGG.

The Great Gatsby, I think it'd be a
really nice to gift for the girls.

You might not have to buy too many
since all the girls are quitting.

Andrea last night,
Annabel last week.

Don't get me wrong.

I am in love with your book club idea.

I think maybe the girls
need a bigger moral boost.

Something by Dickens,
Great Expectations.

Little orphans are so cute.

I don't think the book choice
is the problem,

I think we could all use some real fun,
like a party,

with actual boys.

That's a wonderful idea.

- Seriously?
- Seriously, I love it.

A great Gatsby theme party,
but educational.

As all parties should be.

The roaring '20s, what a wonderfully
rich historical period.

The fashion and music and prohibition.

Prohibition, like...

No liquor?

I'm sorry, this chapter is not ready
for a party with alcohol.

We have to find a place to host
because of the rules.

Prohibiting co-ed
socializing in the house.

We must check the girls' GPAs and their
house points to see who can attend.

Don't forget
about the 11 o'clock curfew.

We could have a dance instructor.

I'm gonna e-mail Nationals
and tell them all about it.

They'll be so happy.

So will the girls.

Score one for the pledges.

We're gonna have to get rid
of your handicap, nice shot Ben.

Glad you could make it.

- I didn't know you were golfing today.
- We discussed it at the last meeting.

That's right, you weren't there.

As our brother,
you deserve our forgiveness,

and our loving ridicule.

Line it up.

For

Curses...

You met my friend Calvin,
I was wondering,

if you'd consider taking him
as one of our pledges,

he dropped out of the Omega Chis.

- He's smart, really good at sports.
- You had me at "dropped out of the Omega Chis."

Cultivating a new pledge, not to mention
stealing one from our arch enemies,

- this is what brotherhood is all about.
- I do what I can.

- I'll get it
- You're not sucking up, I'll get it.

Which Law & Order are you with?

Gonna have to issue you a citation?

Open container of an alcoholic beverage.

Again?

There's nothing even here.

Except for maybe the tiniest bit of foam.

That's not gonna hold up
in a court of law.

Try to stay out of trouble.

Give my love to Dean Bowman.

Here's your ball.

At least, we're gonna have a party.

I went to wilder parties in elementary
school, I can't believe this, it's like

I have no control anymore,

my relationship with Evan
spiraled out of control,

- I can't manage Lizzi.
- Okay stop.

Compromise
is what comes with territory,

- you're just being a good president.
- I'm a terrible president.

The idea is to keep girls from leaving,
not drive them away.

Frannie would have found
a way around this.

Let's play "What would Frannie do?"

Go with me here.

She'd make Lizzi cry.

And?

Tie her up and put her
in a basement somewhere.

I don't know.

- The Kappa Taus have a basement.
- Buffalo Bill, let's put a pin in that.

Wait...

- You have an idea?
- Yeah.

You just have got to be the #1 weapon
in the fight for abstinence.

I thought you enjoyed being ravaged
by me in secret places.

I do. It's like we're secret sex spies.

But I say we remove cars from
our list of spy places.

We're running out of places,
library, aiport,

- that church.
- We'll be more creative for the future.

You believe we have a future together.

Hypothetically.

In a world where there's no Casey,

you're a one-woman man and

people don't gossip.

Miss Logan, I'm surprised you worry
about such things.

I don't.

But maybe you do.

You're not contradicting me.

Which is why secret sex
is so appealing right now.

No complications.

Get out.

I have class and
we can't be seen together.

It'll blow our cover.

Fine, but just for the record,

you cannot be more wrong.

Spies are supposed to be better liers.

Enjoy your walk.

Come by the house this afternoon.
I'll show you around.

I guess I could check it out.
Normal fellows, right?

From the beginning, you were stuck at Omega Chi
because of your dad.

- Now you're not stuck with those guys.
- They weren't all bad.

A cappucino for Evan.

- How's it going?
- Good... Just drinking coffee.

We're gonna have a special meeting
this week on you coming back.

Just hang it tight.

You guys are losing a great pledge.

I don't think we're losing anybody.

You have a history of letting
great people get away from you.

You know what? I've tried to
be nice to you by not kicking your ass.

Last semester, I put up
with the digs, with the insults

out of respect for Casey.

She and I are not together anymore.
You do the math.

- He's just sticking up for his sister...
- I can do math.

I'm good at it.

I hear a lot of buzzing,
but no actual words.

That's what insects do.
They buzz around, try to sting you.

Be careful, insect!

Some insects are quite deadly.

Tse-tse fly can kill you.

What?

Just drinking coffee.

To what do I owe this honor?

- Is this a bad time?
- No, I just really need to sit down.

Much better...

Do you see a clean towel over there?

- Honestly... Not really.
- Never mind. What's up?

I wanna say thank you
for what you did for us at the...

- carnival.
- I go where I'm needed.

That's what makes me superhero.

I know I haven't really
been that super to you in the past.

Are you in some kind of 12-step program,
or something?

Unless they started one for idiots,

who even after having their lavaliers stripped of them
publicly are still having a hard time getting over it.

I can give you some pointers there.

Not that I've had ex boyfriends.

What I wanna say, Cap',

is that I'm hoping

you and I can...

start over.

Be friends.

We've definitely tried
the other thing, right?

With a lot of fun, but not much success.

Friend Cappie, at your service.

Thank you.

What don't you tell me what you really
came here for?

- Why do you assume...
- Cause even though we're startin' over,

we're not really.

I know you.

Fair enough.

How would the KTs like to party
with the ZBZs?

- What kind?
- The biggest,

baddest most rule-breaking party
CRU will never see.

When you put it like that.

We're in.

Good!

Is your shirt on inside out
and backwards?

I was just... jogging.

This is the common room.

It looks like TV football,
viewing party last night.

You guys surely know
how to have a good time.

Welcome to our temple of good times
and life-long brotherhood.

Our casa es su casa.

We're walkin'.
You got any question so far?

- What are your academic requirements?
- Every active member

must take one course per semester

or he gets a stiff talking to.

But I mean, you have to take full course load
just to be in the Greek system?

I'll look into that.

We're still walking.
Here are our lovely gardens.

Do you have any kind
of mentorship program?

The Omega Chis, they had a lot of alums
who were CEOs and the like so...

Last summer, bunch of the actives did
some paid internships.

That's a good point.

Jack Rabbit gives all the actives
and pledges a

20% discount at his falafel hut.

- Is that what you meant?
- Kind of.

It's good.

And here is the lovely recreation
and relaxation room.

Excuse me.

This is Calvin.

You're thinking about de-pledging
from the Omega Chis.

Spitter and Quitter.

Excellent.

You're awesome.

Thanks, I think.

Hey Eth, you met my friend Calvin.

I have.

On more than one occasion.

The mystery guy.

That's cool.

It's weird for me to picture but...

completely cool.

So, how've you been?

Couldn't be better.

So fellas,
I have a little anouncement to make.

Join me, in the basement, for a chapter
meeting in five.

All right, libations

will be provided.

- He can stay, right?
- Well, can he keep a secret?

Because, if you can't keep a secret.

You should leave the room right now.

- You all with me?
- Can we see a little of the ZBZ swear?

We're going to throw a party.

A theme party based on the book
The Great Gatsby.

Which we all know is a big
Lizzi favorite.

There will be great costumes, fun music

and a dance instructor that's gonna
teach us dances from the 20.

Did I just fall asleep
with my eyes open?

I haven't finished yet.
That's just...

- the upstairs party.
- But downstairs,

A once in a lifetime,

down and dirty, secret,

Prohibition party, in our oh
so humble grotto.

- A what party?
- A prohibition party, a speakeasy.

Here is how it's gonna work.
Upstairs,

there's gonna be the authority pleasing
Great Gatsby party.

Downstairs, will be a delightful,
delicious,

- Den of iniquity.
- You've heard of the 18th amendment?

You know,
alcohol was illegal in the 20s.

Is that why they call it
the Great Depression?

This is absurd, Lizzi is never going
to allow a speak-easy.

- Lizzi's never going to know about it.
- Where are we having this party?

What respectable fraternity is
ever going to agree to this risk.

It's already arranged.
We're doing it at the KT house.

I still have hickeys from the last time
we partied with them.

Score baby.

I can't believe Casey's endorsing
a secret party.

Those girls are super hot.

Rebecca Logan is the hottest.

Gentleman, please, come on.

Let's respect the ladies and try to stay
on point here.

Who here is with me?

It's gonna be awesome.

We'll wear flapper dresses and
garter belts.

So we throw this dangerous party.

What do we do if Lizzi finds out about
the secret room?

We could loose our social calendar.

What? That's not acceptable.

The only thing I've got on the calendar,

is a group trip to the outlet mall
in four weeks.

What Ash is saying is, we've really got
nothing to loose.

What if it gets back to Dean Bowman
and the administration?

- We could get seriously busted.
- Then, I'll take the blame.

I'll step down as president.

Are you sure about that?

I'm sure, because we're not going
to get caught.

Even if we don't get caught, it's still
the KTs.

They're like a D-list fraternity.

And the front hall always smells
like vomit.

Excuse me.

I know I was initialy skeptical,
but I think Casey's plan has real merit.

I mean, think about it.

Would you rather party
with real flesh and blood KTs,

or read about some fake characters,

in a tired, old dusty book about
a bunch of crap that never happened.

Who's with me?

I am!

Let's do it!

Okay then it's settled.

Let's get started.
We need it sound proof down here.

Tom, Dave, you still have
your disturbingly loud band?

Disturbingly loud?

Why wouldn't the band still be together?

No reason.

And one day,
I'm sure you'll be hugely successful.

Anyways, you guys need to isolate the
room so no sound can make it upstairs.

and then you'll have a room to practice in,
and become great big rock stars.

Next, we need enough liquor

to incapacitate

David Hasselhoff so

who's gonna go and
hit the store with me?

That was super honorable
of you to say you'd step down.

Yeah, right?

What the hell was I thinking?

You said it we're not gonna get caught.

Hi!

Lizzi, what happened? We were worried.

I've been running around
like a crazy person.

Think you gave me the wrong address.
There's no book store on 3rd.

Oh my God! Did I say 3rd?

I meant 13th.

I feel terrible.

No, it's alright! I found a store

that gave me a 40% bulk discount.

I'm so excited right now.

Did you tell the girls?

They loved the idea.

I'm gonna go to the little girls' room and
freshen up, and then we have to start planning.

ASAP cause I wanna be involved

in every single detail.

Par-tay!

You're having a party?

Sure you've got enough liquor there?

You know, smuggling liquor for a party.

It isn't just a violation for you,
it's gonna reflect poorly on all of us.

Then it's a good think
we only got diet soft

drinks, Evian.

You gotta be kidding me.

You got him working for you now?
You with them?

They're my friends, that's all.

Actually,
he's thinking about pledging with us.

Just realized the Kappa Taus are a whole
lot more fun than the Omega Chis.

Is that true?

Just considering my options alright?

Been a little tired of waiting
for you guys.

You're not going to.

Hope you guys got plenty
of Cosmo mix for the fairy.

What'd you say?

Don't mess up the party clothes.

- Come on.
- I don't even like Cosmos, bitch!

Come on, go, that's great!

Don't sweat it, man.

Kappa Taus are like the
gayest fraternity on campus.

Fit right in, good riddance.

I want you to leave Omega Chi.

Excuse me?

I want you to pack up
your crap and get the hell out.

Because of him?

It's time for Omega Chi to work harder
on the quality of guys we bring in.

Calvin Owens has more potential
than you'll ever have.

And truthfully, Trent, I just

don't have the time or
the patience to teach you tolerance.

I don't know who elected you
emperor of Omega Chi, but

you don't have the authority to kick
me out, I'm not going anywhere.

Actually you're about
3 months late on your dues

which if you checked the house rules
is due cause for expulsion.

I'll rally the brothers.

- I'll call nationals if I have to.
- Go ahead and call nationals.

'Cause if I told them half the crap
you've been making my ears bleed with,

you're gonna be bounced anyway.

I'm doing you a favor.
Take the easy road out.

You have until tomorrow.

I actually think these restrictions
from the Dean are a godsend

'cause they force us
to be so much creative.

This is way better than
some loud rowdy fraternity party.

I agree.
This was an inspired idea you did

an absolutely lovely
job pulling it together

so quickly.

Jasmine, please keep your
hands off your partner's buttocks!

Some of the girls are getting restless.

Someone has to stay upstairs.

Fine, you can take one couple downstairs

but make sure you send people up
to replace them.

You look....

Are you having fun?

Yeah, it's great but,

aren't you freaking out, a little bit?

You're president of the sorority now.

- It's a pretty big decision.
- Not at all.

I did what I had to do
and it's working just fine.

Relax! I am!

Can I borrow your lovely sister
for a moment?

- You really pulled it off.
- I couldn't have done without you.

What now?

I say if you can slip away,
we see what the real party's like.

Hopefully it's some more
of your naughty little clappers.

Dean Bowman?

What a surprise!

Come on in.

You're here! I'm so glad!

How could I refuse an invitation
to a party of the infamous Kappa Taus.

- Mind if I look around?
- Not at all! Let me have your coat.

You know what, Cappie...

Cappie can take his coat.

Who invited Dean Bowman?

Me. It seemed like
the perfect opportunity

to show him the kind of civilized
and educational events

ZBZ's gonna be hosting this semester.

It's gonna buy us a little goodwill.

It's what good leaders do.

We are so screwed.

What are we going to do?
This's a total nightmare.

Don't panic,
I'll figure something out. Wait!

- I need to borrow your expertise.
- Plan B.

Not yet, that's way too drastic.

Find out where the dean lives,
get about 10 gallons of gas.

Wait, where's Dean... Bowman!

I was looking for the punch.

It's right over there.
Do you want me to get you some?

That's fine, I'm fully capable.
Thank you.

Then I'd like to get myself a tour
of the house, if it's alright?

Of course!

I told the girls I'd step down as
sorority's president if we got caught.

- I have my stun gun upstairs.
- You know what?

I'll handle it. Make sure

the dean and Lizzi stay away
from the basement door.

- What're you gonna do?
- I'm gonna be a sorority's president.

Ladies, we have an emergency.
I need 8 quadrant in formation.

Sisters, you're about to

make urgent use
of your rush rotation skills.

We have an unexpected visitor
in our mix namely Dean Bowman.

Our mission is to keep him occupied,
failure is not an option.

Are you with me?
Yes!!

Good! Let's move out!

Are you guys coming back?

Incredible! And then what happened?

- I graduated from high school.
- High school?

That's fascinating!

- And, then what?
- I went to college.

So... so do you live around here?

Dean Bowman, can I tell you
what a privilege it is to have you

at our party? What a great tie!

So?

Are you really thinking
of joining the Kappa Taus?

I haven't decided yet.

What do you think about it?

You see how much fun we can have.

- I know you love strip clubs.
- Boobs.

You don't think
it would be awkward though?

- I mean, if we're dating other people.
- Doesn't have to be.

You should meet Greg,
I really think you'd like him.

Yeah, it'll be a little awkward.

I don't want
to change your mind or anything.

I really miss hanging out with you.

Me too.

The ultimate secret sex spot.

All these people around...

Where should we start?

Let's hold off on that for right now.

We're on high alert.

Don't you just love this song? It's so good!

You're monopolizing the dean's time.

I'm sorry. Dean Bowman,
this is Ashleigh Howards,

social chair at ZB,
would you excuse me? I'm gonna

go check on the refreshments.

It's such a treat to have you here.

So I guess you're also a big fan
of the book?

Which book?

Oh The Great Gatsby! Yeah!

Totally! It's one of my favorites.

Mia Farrow is one of the great tragic

characters in modern literature.

- Awesome!
- Better than watching movies alone, right?

It's the Omega Chi dropout!

We love you, man! You're beautiful!

Good going man!

Omega Chis suck!

I'm starting to feel more like a trophy
than a prospective pledge.

No, I want you here,
'cause you're a good friend.

and all around, great guy.

You'd be around other great guys.

- As opposed to Evan?
- As opposed to Evan.

And that jerk on Greek Row,
and the rests of the Omega Chis.

I had a lot of good times there.

It's gonna be a hard decision.

I don't want it to be about you,

or Evan or my dad.

You know, I just gotta...

do what feels right.

You'll be picking Kappa Tau.

Need a drink?

I could use about a million drinks,
I've been running around all night.

What do you want? Spot of hooch?

Actually, I brought my own.

Nice flask.

Sorry, I crossed the line,
I didn't mean to...

Apology accepted.

To a long and meaningful friendship.

Right, friendship.

I gotta go back upstairs.

Find someone.

Which is why I think in many ways,

Ferris Bueller
is my generation's Gatsby.

So...

do you think that Gatsby
is really great or just

a totally decent guy?

Would you excuse me?
I need to find a bathroom.

I don't think you're heading
in the right direction.

Sure I am.
I've seen a lot of people round here.

Maybe you should use the one upstairs,
it's much nicer.

- There's potpourri.
- That won't be necessary.

No, you can't go in there.

- Why not?
- A girl got sick.

Not that she was drinking or anything.

I think it was a bad shrimp fajitas.

Yes?

I'll be right there. Excuse me!

What are you doing?

Finally!

What do you think about us
going on a real date?

I mean don't get me wrong,
secret sex is awesome.

Really awesome, but I think
that you and I actually dating

awesom... er.

On that thought.

We have a situation up here.

What sort of situation?
I'm kinda busy in here.

Code red.

I'll be right back.

Someone dropped the dime,
called the coppers.

Someone on the Greek task force
from what Bowman was saying...

claiming there's booze.

- Come on.
- Chambers.

Execute plan B.

- But there's no time.
- I wouldn't be so sure

There's always time for plan B.

You fellas and spread out.

Hey, boys!

Care to join me for a drink?

What the hell are you doing?

Taking your cruise out on the open road,
see if I can't hit 15 miles an hour.

You wanna join me,
I'd love the company!

Let him go,
we always know where to find him.

- Not with my squad car.
- This thing is kinda peppy.

You got a turbo on this thing?

You fellas spread out.

What's going on?

I have no idea.

I want you guys to check down here.

I've noticed a lot of foot traffic
down these stairs tonight.

Foot traffic?

There's been no foot traffic.

Let's go.

"Involuntarily, I glanced seaward.

"and distingued nothing,

"except the single green light.

"Minute,

"Mi-nute?"

Probably "mi-nute".

"Mi-nute,

"and far away

"that might have been the end
of the dock.

"When I looked once more for Gatsby,

"he had vanished

"and I was alone again,

"in the unquiet darkness."

What the hell is this?

It's like a...

a literacy thing.

A literacy thing?

Yes, many of these poor boys

have trouble reading.

Nice work, Beaver.

I can read.

You're doing a great job.

The ZBZ sisters have been helping
them learn a little.

Secret philantropy, if you will.

They're a bit embarassed
about their deficiency.

So we give them a safe place to

practice.

That was the best party ever.

Girls!

I'm ashamed of you, all of you.

And you, most of all.

I'm sorry.

We snap.

We don't clap.

And Casey Cartwright,
you have earned yourself

a grand round of snaps, right, girls?

This was truly a magical evening.

You see how much fun you can have when
you play by the rules and help others.

Come here.

I can't remember the last time
I stayed up past 11.

- Good night!
- Good night.

I had an amazing evening.

Thanks, big sis.

Okay, was Rebecca just being nice to you?

I'm too tired to worry about that now.

Okay, that was the most

stressful, exhausting evening
of my entire life.

We pulled it off.

And it's been almost a full 48 hours
since I last thought about Evan.

And tomorrow you'll think about him
even less,

And the next day even less.

And eventually,
it'll just be "What's his name."

I hope so.

I wish you were a boy and

we could be together forever.

That's weird.

Why do I have to be the boy?

'Cause you're taller!

We want you to come back.

Look, Evan, I thought a lot about it.

Right, I just, with Trent...

Don't worry about Trent,
he decided to deactivate.

That's convenient.
What about the other guys?

There's always gonna be guys
that don't like you.

Not everyone likes me.

That's true.

Thanks.

I think you can't let the way
people feel about you

determine how you live your life.

You're my little brother.

I guarantee you I got your back.

So trust me.

And take this back.

At least think about it.

What're you doing now?

I'm heading to the house to celebrate
Cappie's release from CRU jail.

I'm not gonna be able to make it.

More movies?

Actually, no.

I'm going back to Omega Chi.

Are you kidding?

I belong there.

You can't run away
'cause things aren't perfect.

So Evan wins?

I thought you said
it wasn't a competition.

Are you forgetting? It's the same
Evan Chambers who fought me at Dopplers

who humiliated my sister
at the carnival.

I don't know what you want me to say.

Alright?

There're 2 sides to every story,
Evan can be a real

decent guy.

Are you saying
Casey deserved what he did to her?

I'm not.
You're perfectly justified to hate him.

I'm saying he's really gone to bat for me.

He's really been a good friend to me.

That's funny
'cause I thought I was your friend.

Look, our friendship

has always been
outside the Greek system.

You always said, you're not gonna let

our houses get in the way
of us being friends.

So let's not lose that.

I'll see you later.

Hey heavy Poo!

You here to give the dean
his morning foot massag?

You know, I don't think I've ever
seen you in the sunlight before noon.

You get in trouble
with the law again?

100 hours of community service.

I consider myself lucky though.

Could have been a lot worse,
I was the only one who got busted.

And by the way, you're a total douchebag.

Why's that?

Because you ratted out our party.

I knew it was someone
on the Greek task force.

You're the only one
I know with personal vendetta.

Still, pretty low.

Even for you.

Now you'll think twice before trying
to poach one of your pledges.

He came to us.

I don't know why I'm bothering
explaining myself to you. Take care.

Bing.

- What did you call me?
- You heard.

Just to let you know,
there will be retribution.

Bring it.