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Previously on Greek...
- I'm Rusty Cartwright,

I'm a freshman.
I wanna rush a fraternity.

- You're not fraternity material.
- You're Casey's little brother?

- I'm her boyfriend.
- I wanna be a Kappa Tau.

Let's go.
The reason I broke up with you...

- I dumped you
- Hey Crappy.

It's Cappie.

- Your letters?
- Casey's got lavaliered by Evan.

I was hoping you'd want this picture
so you wouldn't forget me.

I barely remember anything before you.

Look at this!
Your people made the front page.

You started a witch hunt
and we might be the witches.

I wrote the article.

Frannie, I'm removing you
as president effective immediately.

I have selected an interim president.

You accidentally outed me
to my entire house.

I really wanna believe that if you
had given us any consideration,

you never would have written an article.

Do you truly believe Casey
is over Cappie?

Tell the truth.

We kissed but it did not go any further.
Look, Evan, don't go.

I'm wearing your letters.
I'm planning with you,

- I love...
- No, you love you!

You love what I can do for you!

My lady.

You ready to get out of here?
Let's go home.

Welcome back from break
all you students from Cyprus Rhode.

The weather today
will be clear and sunny.

Oh my God no more, enough!

I can't believe you just did that.

That was the mixed CD Jen-K made me for
our three and a half week anniversary

- and you littered.
- I have listened to that song

every moment of every day
for the past four weeks

of what was supposed to be
my restorative break.

It's a really good song.

Okay stop, it's ending right now.

I've had it with your psychotic mopping.
If anyone should be depressed, it's me.

I was the one who got dumped
last semester, you dumped her.

You are in the empowered position.
You could take her back if you wanted.

- You think I should take her back?
- Hell, no, okay stop!

If I'm in the empowered position
because I'm the dumper,

and I feel like crap, then how can you,

as the dumpee, not feel like
a pathetic loser?

- Do you want to walk?
- Not that you're a pathetic loser,

but how can you not feel like one?
I mean, I feel like one.

I took restorative steps over break.

I completely purged Evan from my life.

I deleted e-mails,
threw away love letters, watched Oprah.

I decided to move on and so I did.

You can do it too.
Decide to be done with Jen-K,

and you will be, decide
this is going to be a great semester,

- and it will be.
- You think I can do that?

I know you can.

We are starting anew.

I've new things to think about
as president, you have...

whatever things
you need to think about.

We have a clean slate,

and we can write whatever we want on it.

So much for a clean slate.

Oprah, help me!

Stop, I'm serious,

I hate being tickled.

Nice poster,

- highly original.
- You're just noticing that poster now?

Let's just say I haven't been
in a position to notice the poster.

It's 2:17, that's 17 minutes past
when I said I had to go.

You know what?
Let's end on an even number.

I don't like odd numbers,
it's bad luck in so many cultures.

2:18, got to go.

- Right, vacation time is over.
- Which means, this is over too.

We both said it was for fun,

but that's it.

Just a fling.

Fling-tastic!

I'm sorry,
I think you are in the ZBZ seat.

And I think you guys lost
the privilege to sit here at the table.

Oh but look, there is a seat right

between the Moo Gamma pig
and the Sci-Fi pie!

I don't really care where I sit.

So, you are slumming at our end
of the table?

How was your break?

Productive. How about yours?

Productive.

I want to thank everybody
for coming on such short notice.

Dean Bowman?

You have grown younger,
share with us your magic.

Over break, the university
formed a greek task force,

comprised of alumni
and administrators

to deal with the article.

I was appointed their liaison,

and this is what we came up with.

You guys can basically see for yourself.
It's curfews,

cops checking IDs,

- higher GPA requirements, wristbands.
- Wristbands?

Good God man, not wristband, come on!

Those of you who don't comply,

will be punished
with fines and probation,

If it comes down to permanent shutdown,

which in the case of the Kappa Taus,

might be doing us all a favor.

Why should we all get worked
because the ZBZs screwed up?

First let me just say,

as interim president,

I'm willing to take responsibility

for ZBZ's role in this mess.

And I can promise all of you,

that we'll do whatever we need to do,

to restore the university's faith in us.

But if we want to get through this,

we have to work together.

It sucks that we have
to follow these new rules,

at least for a little while,
but I'm fully confident,

that we can still have fun.

You are the last person
we are going to listen to right now.

Am I right?

Casey is right.

I am?

I am.

And furthermore,

I've been thinking a lot about
a way to start the semester off,

with a big rule-following thing.

A back to school Carnival.

Those were always a blast, right?

And each house can have their own booth,

and raise money for whatever
happens to be,

Dean Bowman's favorite charity.

Yeah, I like it.

I mean showing our unity,

benefiting charity will send a positive
message to the administration.

I mean guys, we can't deny
what happened last semester,

but we can work to move past it,

together.

What happened?

What page are we on?

I'm telling you, the Crystal Cathedral
puts on quite a show,

they had live lambs.
You should come next year.

It's great, Dale.

Man, there is nothing like the smell of
a new textbook.

I think space plasma physics
smells the best, don't you?

Hi, how are you?

That was the third Jen-K, this morning.
She has bewitched you.

"That was the woman who was deceived
and became a sinner."

First Timothy, 2.14.

I don't know how Casey is doing it.

It's even harder now that I'm back here,

scene of the crime.

Yeah, I heard about Casey and her beau.

Do you think she's still a virgin?

Hey Evan, how's it going?

How is it going?

You turned in your pledge pin,

without talking to me about it,

it's pretty lame.

I thought we were friends.

We are.

And I would like for us
to still be brothers.

The rest of the guys, it's just...

They were surprised.

- You just walked out.
- I walked out,

because everyone was looking at me like I
was gonna force them to wear ass-less chaps.

What's wrong with ass-less chaps?

I want you to consider
giving Omega Chi another chance.

Alright, we might surprise you.

Did you see anyone from school
over break?

Like Rebecca...

Rebecca who?

The senator's daughter.

Just a fling.
Nothing more to say.

- Cause now that Casey's free...
- You know what they say?

Dump me once,
shame on you.

Dump me seven times,
shame on me.

And also, shame on guys who wear braided belts,
they just give me the willies.

You know what else gives me the willies?
You pimping out your sister.

Do you want Perv
to be your new nickname?

You like that?

Evan stood up and defended me,

which, I'm sure, means nothing.

Or maybe he wants you back.

Not that you'd care since you're keep
telling me that you two are done, so...

That you're over him.

I am! I so am!

But that doesn't mean
I want him to hate me.

Maybe he took time to cool off
over break, which means:

maybe, in a distant future,
we can actually be friends.

It's never a good idea
to befriend the exes.

It always ends in disaster.

Imagine if Travis and I
tried to be friends.

He's still holding my iPod hostage,
'cause I dumped him for Calvin.

Have you talked to Calvin
since the whole...

I've left him um-teen millions texts.

And I stopped by the Omega Chi's house,
he's already turned in his pledge pin.

I miss him.

This is creepy.

At least, the house is a safe heaven.

This whole war zone field
is really bringing me down.

Are we in the wrong house?

Let me guess.
You girls are Ashleigh,

- and Casey.
- How did you know?

I memorized your faces in the composite.
I like to do a little memory,

so I never forget a face.
Lizzi.

That's is Lizzi with two ZBZ "Z".

- You could totally use that.
- And, who are you?

First, and most importantly,
I'm your fellow ZBZ sister.

And secondly, I'm here in my capacity
as ZB National Chapter Consultant.

To help you girls
with this little sticky situation...

I'll start figuring all out
in the chapter meeting tonight.

Tonight?

But that semester
hasn't even started yet.

But 2/3 of the house has already checked
back in, and you know what that means.

Quorum!

Quorum?

The rules very clearly state
that with that many sisters present,

- we have to have a weekly meeting.
- Right.

Let me get this straight.

You're just gonna be staying here
for the chapter meeting.

Not just for the meeting. I'm gonna be
here until ZBZ National determines

that you're back on the straight narrow.

I could be anchored a nice long while.

I think that deserves a ZBZ hug, don't you?

Hug me! Hug me!

That's really nice, girls!

Hi everyone.
Welcome back!

There is a lot to discuss.

But first, let me introduce Lizzi.

Our chapter consultant.

ZBZ alum from North Central Polytech.

So, to start the meeting...

I'm sorry. You skipped right
over the opening chapter call-response.

We don't really do that.
It's just formal, it takes so long.

Now, we have
so many important matters to discuss.

But ritual is such an integral part
of being a ZBZ.

I'm sorry, sorry.

I'm just taking notes for my deal report
to take it at National.

It's no big hoop.

But it is what determines what
is required for the disciplinary action.

Don't worry!

Pretend I'm not even here.

- Everyone...
- Fellow sisters.

Please repeat after me.

"Living together in love and respect.

"We pledge to uphold the standards

"and ideals at the ZBZ creed and cabinet.

"If we so speaketh of these
outside the fold,

"may our lips crumble,
and disintegrate."

It's been a long break.

I'll have to teach the girls
some memory tricks.

First order of business,

the all Greek back to school Carnival.

Applause is disruptive,
and it's disrespectful.

So, as ZBZs, if we wanna show
our enthusiasm, we snap.

Thank you!
It's so great to have you here!

I'm sorry.
My manicurist has advised me not to snap.

Is your manicurist a ZBZ?

I don't think you need to listen to her.

For the Carnival, we're gonna do

our patented ZBZ kissing booth.

- I don't think that's not gonna work.
- You don't?

Do you have another suggestion?

We should forgo with the carnival
and focus on the present matter.

Your former president left your finances
in a mess.

You're very,
very behind on your philanthropy hours.

Exactly! This is why the Carnival
is such a good idea.

It's for charity.

And it will definitely enhance moral,
which is

what my fellow sisters need right now.

We are the best house,

so we need to start acting
as the best house!

Are you with me?

Please, don't touch that.

Are we all on agreement
on the Carnival booth?

Yeti pelting it is.

Wait until you see my costume.

As long as it doesn't involve
lewd or suggestive attire

which is now forbidden
by the administration.

What the deal with all these new rules?

Heard that Tri Pis were having
to cancel their Kama-Sutra mixer.

We, who wear the KT letters,
are not afraid of some new regulations.

We welcome the challenge.

And we don't need some mixer to practice
our ancient tantric sex maneuvers.

It's just too bad. Spitter was so whipped,
he let us all get play.

Let's let Spitter have...

Where is he?

He's a little guy...
Everyone check under your chairs.

I take it you got all my messages.

All 110 of them.

Do you wanna talk to me?

I resigned from the house.

I was more hoping
we'd talk about your break.

The guy that I was with.

He wants to know who he is,
whether he likes it or not.

I don't know what to say.
I'm sorry sounds too lame.

And I lost one of my best friends.

Rusty? I cannot believe...

You!

Really?

You forgive me?

Let me get these.

I know it wasn't intentional.

I just needed a little time
to get over the shock.

What is this stuff?

Casey's spazzing
about the back to school Carnival.

The all Greek fundraiser that we're...

- You won't be there.
- Guess not.

She insisted that I go tonight
to get our balloons.

- But it's all good.
- Cause the guy who works there is hot.

It's gonna be so fun!
I love you being gay!

Just so we're clear. You don't have
to out me every time we hang out.

Hey, Rusty, it's Jen-K.

- What is that?
- Nothing.

Turn it over.

Hey, Rusty, it's Jen K.
My battery...

That's why you missed the meeting.

Cause you're wallowing
over some old saved message?!

- No, I have a paper due.
- For a class you haven't started yet!

I'm in honor's engineering program.
That's what we do. Anticipate.

Spitter, you've never
even been late to a meeting.

You usually come early
and set up snacks.

Beaver could've really used
some cheesoritos today.

Tell Beaver I'm sorry.

It's bros

and cheesoritos before hos.

You don't let down your bros
for some girl.

This has nothing to do with Jen-K.

A cyber shrine! Really!

It's more serious than I thought.

Cappie, she was my first girlfriend.

Well...

The first cut is the deepest.

I just feel like...

I left so many things unsaid with Jen.

Maybe if I just talked to her,

I could get some closure.

We could even be friends.

Don't pretend like you wanna see her
cause you wanna be friends.

You wanna see her 'cause
you wanna get back together.

- Don't fool yourself.
- I can't get her out of my head.

Delete the screen-saver.

Both of them!

Now the phone.

Anything else?

- No.
- Good! Alright.

Now you can focus on
other better things like

your Kappa Tau brothers.

Actually I have a very special
pledge assignment for you,

should you choose to accept it
which you must.

You need to get a snow machine
for the yeti booth.

The yeti booth?

If you were at the meeting,
you'd know what I'm talking about.

Snow before hos.

Precisely. Good for you.

Snow machine.

Remember, girls, that moisturized lip
is essential for a great kiss,

and I don't have to remind you
to use mouth wash tomorrow.

It is a national goal of ours
to uphold the standards of virtuous

womanhood, especially in times like this
when 8-year old girls

are encouraged to dress like prostitutes

or heiresses.

So that means modest clothing,

no cleavage bearing,
no ostentatious jewelry

and certainly no...

Adulterous red lipstick.

Now I think Casey would agree, right?

How can I not agree?

That looks so much better.

- Maybe I'll try out.
- Can you sing?

No but I gotta pick something
if I want my dad to pay for tuition

That was our deal with Omega Chi.

You want to stay with guys
who don't want you?

Any other house on campus
wouldn't have reacted like that.

- Dale?
- Hey Rusty, Calvin!

- U-SAG flyer?
- What?

University Students Against Greeks.

Seems the tides
turning my way a little bit,

after joining a frat
led to nothing

but degradation and heartbreak
for my good buddy, I thought,

now is the time
to politicize my position.

What?

I'm not in a fraternity anymore.

Congratulations, Cal,
welcome to enlightenment!

I'll be thrilled to have you join U-SAG.

An ex-Greek'd be a huge coup
for the movement.

Now tell me in detail exactly
why you left.

- I wanna write this down.
- In detail?

They found out I was gay.

Gay, homosexual.

- I can work with that.
- You can?

A intensive prayer and vitamin regimen
can cure that.

You're a double threat. If I bring
an ex-gay, ex-Greek to purity pledge

I'm a shoe-in to win the chastity cup.

We'll see those other PP-suckers
trying to top that.

- See you, Dale.
- Adios, muchacho.

So I just bought some glitter.

You can never have enough glitter.

Especially for a Carnival.

What booth you guys doing?

I don't know.

Pledges are handling it.

What's that?

We're just...

trying stuff out.

For the kissing booth.

Alright, yeah.

I always liked that color on you.

I hope you'll

come by our booth.

Because...

it's really important
to support charity.

- It is, it is.
- I mean...

I should...

- Yeah.
- Good seeing you.

It's really good to see you.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Do you mind?

I'm studying.

I got your text, ma'am.

I was surprised
that I have an overdue fine.

Thought I was all paid up.

I know we said...

Vacation isn't officially over
until classes start next week so.

No talking in the library.

What time is your Carnival at?

Not until 5 but I have to pick up
a snow machine first.

Oh, I found this thing earlier and I...

just have no clue what it is.

That Jen's hair thingy.

Anyway, have you heard
about this ZBZ kissing booth?

I bet she doesn't even know
she left this here.

I wonder if she's having trouble

keeping her hair out of her face,
it always drove her crazy.

I was just wondering.

if it would be a good place
to pass out some U-SAG flyers.

What if right now she's

pushing her hair back and missing

this hair thingy?

I can't take it anymore.

I have to get rid of this hair thingy
so I can get rid of her.

Now I have some new business to discuss.

I've spoken to him,
and I think we can get him to come back.

Calvin is an all-star athlete
and a legacy.

Are you really saying
you don't want him to come back?

I'm on board with getting him back.
Calvin's a cool guy.

No doubt he's a cool guy.

I'm not homophobic. There are just some issues
we haven't thought through.

- Like?
- Like he lied to us the whole time.

To be honest, I'll say what everybody
thinks. It'll be weird to live with him.

What if he gets drunk and hits on one of us?
What if he brings a guy to a formal?

A gay frat-guy is just weird.

Hey.

I've something real serious
to talk you guys about.

I'm gay.

We thought you found out that Beaver
hit on your sister at parents' weekend.

What?

Dude, she does not look 15.

Don't worry man!

Beaver couldn't tell time until he was 12.

Come on, let's play a game!

I thought you were my Chinese food.

No MSG here.

But I am delivering something.

Rusty....

Jen, is the food here?

Who's that?

You have a guy in there?

Rusty, you broke up with me.

A few weeks ago.
So you...

You moved on already?

I thought we were over.

Yeah.

- We are.
- So,

can I have that back?

You know what? No.

Your stupid hair can hang
in your stupid face.

For all I care.

Kissing booth!

I promise everyone will get a chance

to pelt the ferocious Kappa Tau yeti
with snowballs

as soon as the snow machine gets here,

which could happen any moment now.

Where the hell is Spitter?

You know they're slipping tongues.

I'm sure we'd be doing a lot better
if Lizzi hadn't us dress like this.

I look Amish.

I don't think it would matter
if we were naked.

We're intentionally being shunned.

And if no one even wants to kiss us.

I don't know
who's gonna mix with us, ever.

Evan isn't even here.

So maybe a tiny little part of me
wants to talk to him.

A very small,
Olsen twin-sized part.

We'll have to let them
start throwing something else at Beaver.

You think rocks would hurt?

- He is padded.
- I heard that.

- Where's the snow machine?
- Sorry, the hardware store closed

before I got there.
But I brought the cheesoritos this time.

Remember, Beaver wanted some.

We can't pelt the yeti with cheesoritos.

Why were you late to the hardware store?

Come on Spitter, you're killing me, man!

You went to go see her, didn't you?

We can't hold them much longer.
Beav's getting horsed

- from all the growling.
- We have nothing to pelt with.

Guys, I'm really sorry.

I got an idea.

Who's brave enough...

to challenge the fierce

and mighty yeti?

Cast your strength against

the feared beast

for a $5 charitable donation.
- Who's up?

I can't believe those losers
are joining the biggest crowd.

This would never have happened
if Frannie were here.

Speaking of Frannie,
did you hear she gained like

30 lbs during the break?

She's in some fat farm in Wisconsin.

Hello Casey!

- What are you doing here?
- You know,

just doing some recon,
seeing what U-SAG

is up against.
So I'm here on business.

But,

there's always room
for a little pleasure, you know,

and charity.

Meant to say charity.

So...

Here we go!

Oh, goodness!

Right in the eye.

You know where the med station
would be cause I think

I probably gonna need an eyeflush.

- Keep it.
- No, it's...

for charity.

That's what you get when you mess with

the undisputed master
of the Himalayas.

Next yeti!

Your girlfriend's having some trouble
over there.

What you talking about?

Casey, bro, it's not pretty.

ZBZs are getting served by Tri Pi.

What are you doing?

I think we should call it a night,

admit we lost the battle one,

concentrate on the war.

There's no point in staying out here
as public targets for humiliation.

Forget number 1, we're big fat zeros.

Line up, girls.

We got customers.

It's not the Omega Chis,
but the Kappa Taus will do in a pinch.

Yeti see, and he like.

No, it's just weird if we don't, right?

And it's for charity.

Totally.

No tongue.

I hate to interrupt.

Evan, it's just a kissing booth.

Don't worry, I know, you can kiss
whoever you want, we're over.

I wanna get my lavalier back.

- Can we talk about this somewhere?
- One more thing.

The Omega Chis are officially
stripping you of the title of Sweetheart.

Given the recent events,

the brotherhood

is not comfortable maintaining
such a close relationship

between us and ZBZ.

You understand.

- Keeping up appearances right?
- Evan.

I'll send a pledge
to pick up my letters.

Where you going, Evan?

For such a small girl,
you walk remarkably fast.

- I'm sorry about the kiss thing.
- No need to apologize.

We're just a fling, right?
And classes start Monday so...

Then, from a strictly
informational standpoint,

Casey and I are over.

Just so you're informed.

Do you like to keep informed?

Beer number 3, huh?

That broken up
about me dropping of Omega Chi?

Actually, I'm just sitting here,

trying to figure out
if I'm a fool or a jerk.

You want my who?

I just did something
that was not so nice to Casey.

Maybe she deserved it, I don't...

I still feel like a real jackass.

You know, one bad moment
doesn't make you a bad person.

You can't judge someone
based on one single mistake.

I started to realize
that's what I did to the Omega Chis.

Or maybe not.

- What do you mean?
- Well...

A few of the guys,
they brought up some issues.

And it might take a little more time
than I thought.

I'm sorry, man.

Trust me though,
I'll take care of it.

Well then for right now we're just...

- Two friends hanging out.
- Yeah, fair enough!

Cheers.

I didn't hear you knock!

Why would I? ZBZ sisters
don't have secrets from each other.

So, I know,

what happened at Carnival was hard.

But I think it taught all of us
a very valuable lesson.

It proved that I was right.

We can't continue on as if nothing
has changed since last semester.

Things have changed.

You have to accept that.

This is a new normal.

Petty cash receipts and bank statements.

As I was trying to point out,
your finances are a mess.

- A mess that's now my job to clean up.
- Exactly.

See, we're on the same wave length.

And I know

that I've been hard on you.

But it's just tough Zeta love.

I would hate
to unappoint you as president.

I'm looking out for you.

I'm so glad that we're sisters.

Come here.

Me too.

There's one more thing. There's a boy
waiting downstairs for you.

You!

I heard about what happened with Evan.

It sucked.

Wait. Why weren't you there
to witness my public humiliation?

I was dealing
with my own public humiliation.

I saw Jen.

It was bad.

Feel like thinking about her
is screwing everything else up.

Talking to me about Jen-K is like

talking about Satan in front of Dale.

It's not appropriate.

Evan has plenty
of Satan-like qualities too.

That may be true but,

I'm still not over him.

There, I said it.

I miss, I miss my Satan.

I miss my Satan too.

She's already dating...

whatever Satan dates, I guess.

Well, at least you've got your new

exciting job as ZBZ president
to concentrate on.

And hey, you've always got your

Kappa Tau brothers
to make you feel better.

I've got a little bit of business to

take care of.

Not to mention visiting hours
ended 2 minutes ago.

Get out while you still can.

Goodnight President Cartwright.

Good night.