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Previously on Greek...

I am graduating this spring.
And you could be the heir to my throne.

If you plan to graduate, you'll need to
complete a fifth year at Cyprus-Rhodes.

I'm staying for a fifth year
here at CRU!

- Isn't that great, Case?
- Yeah!

Frannie's already had her reign.
It's your turn now.

This is case study 867-5309.

Rob Thomas guy?

You're not as unpleasant
as I thought you'd be.

You smell better
than I thought you would.

Will you come and have sex
with me in front of Dale?

Rusty!

Thanks for being
my handsome escort for tonight.

I am lucky to have
such a beautiful lady on my arm.

Enjoy your win, Poodle.
It doesn't last forever.

A little pick-me-up!

I thought you could use it, given
the whole, you know, Sweetheart debacle.

Chocolate shavings, very intuitive.

Dark chocolate, no less.
Tasty and high in fiber. It's win-win.

Speaking of win-win,

remember when you were asking for more
responsibility with the sorority?

I think I might have something for you.
Campaign manager.

I'm considering a second term
as Zeta Beta president.

I can see your campaign slogan now:

"Frannie, so nice
she deserves to lead twice. "

- That just came to you?
- I know. It's a gift.

I'm thinking we strategize over
the break at my house in Jackson Hole?

I think that is a great idea.

You thought me being president
was a great idea, too. Remember that?

And I thought Orlando Bloom
was going to be the next Tom Cruise.

We all make mistakes, don't we?
Rebecca, walk with me.

Oh, my God, you guys!
Have you seen today's Courier?.

We have a school paper?

Oh, my God.

Nope.

Let's do one more.
Do my eyes look crossed to you?

No, your eyes look adorable.

They've looked adorable in the past
15 pictures that we've taken.

This picture has to be perfect.
It'll be seen throughout Chicagoland.

My parents, friends in the Eagle Scouts,

my English teacher who created an
eHarmony profile for me in tenth grade.

I was hoping that you wanted this
picture so you wouldn't forget me.

Forget you?

I can barely even remember
anything before you.

Mmm, I don't want to go home.

Me neither.

It's just four weeks.

A nanosecond when you consider
the age of the galaxy.

Good.
Then let's get this picture perfect.

Button up your privates,
the Lord's witness coming through.

The Lord evolved our privates, Dale.
He's seen them.

- I'm sure he doesn't want me to see.
- You can look, Dale.

Then you can look at this.
Your people made the front page.

"The secret world
of the CRU Greek system exposed!"

"Sex scandals, booze and cheating
run rampant. Written by Anonymous. "

Finally, the liberal media
gets something right.

Enough!

Bribing girls to pledge during rush?

An automated telephone service
for cheating?

Indiscriminate sex
and rampant underage alcohol abuse?

Clearly, you people are unable
to regulate yourselves,

so from this day forward
the university will do it for you.

As dean of students,
you'll answer to me now.

Your Honor, I object!

To?

Well... jean shorts.

Dane Cook, highly objectionable.

Oh, and, uh... oh, your complete
and utter lack of presumption

that we're innocent
until proven guilty.

No more questions,
your witness.

- Pre-law?
- Not yet, but I'm digging the suit.

Son, stand up.

The only presumption I'm willing to make

is that the Greek social calendar
will now be much less crowded.

Next semester, everything changes.

I'll be watching you.

Did you mean for that to sound perv-y?

Dean Bowman is this close to shutting us
down and you're mouthing off.

Will you quit bellyaching, Evelyn?

Your parties are lame,
what do you have to lose?

OK, stop! Both of you.

This is the time to put our issues aside
and work together to...

Thank you. You can step away now.

Dean Bowman may think
we should all be held accountable,

but I think we know better.
There is a rat out there.

There's a house that's been
feeding that rat all of our secrets

so it could publish its droppings
on the front page.

- We should focus on the university...
- I, and the rest of the ZBZ sisters,

will not stop until both that house
and that rat are brought to justice.

Who is with me?

- Frannie. Frannie, wait up!
- Walk faster.

Just hear me out.
I think the rat is in our house.

- And I think it's Rebecca Logan.
- Hear me out.

Head to student health
and have your obsession checked.

You started a witch-hunt
and we might be the witches.

Bribes to get a pledge to join a house?

Hazing that involved naked pictures
of faculty members?

These are all things that happened
at our house this semester.

It's one of our pledges.

"Faced with her boyfriend's infidelity,

one sister had sex with her ex-boyfriend
to even the score.

The original two remain the 'it' couple
on campus. " Sound familiar?

Maybe you should have them
run an MRI on that ego of yours too.

Come on, Frannie.
This isn't about you and me right now.

It's about Zeta Beta.
And if I'm right about Rebecca,

none of the other Greeks
will have anything to do with us.

Give it to me.

I said it. I said it. Hey!

So how much do you think
the dean is going to investigate?

The article mentioned
the cheating phone number.

Don't you worry
about Dean Blowman back there.

He's challenged us
to become more ingenious,

more innovative in our pursuit
of the Kappa Tau lifestyle.

Take a seat.

Look, next semester, it is our mission

to execute some of the most
ass-kicking, rule-bending parties

- that this campus has ever seen.
- So we'll go underground?

And below the radar and behind the barn.
Who is with me? Who's with me?

As your pledge educator,
I feel we've all grown very close.

So I want you all
to feel comfortable opening up to me.

The author of this article knew private
details that happened in this house.

She clearly has no loyalty
to anything or anyone except herself.

Likes to spread misery.

- You're not serious.
- It reads like your résumé.

Frannie, you know she's crazy, right?

I've never been anything
but loyal to you.

To me, absolutely.

But your devotion to the sisterhood

has been a bit... suspect.

I have been
a huge asset to this house,

and I have received
nothing but grief for it.

If you think I did it, fine.

Then prove it.

Nice motel, Ash.

Either you're planning a meth bender
or you're on the lam.

Travis called this morning,
and, for our six-year anniversary,

he's making a spontaneous visit.

- Tonight.
- Aren't you gonna see him

- when you go home?
- That was the plan

until he decided he'd rather spend
the break with friends in Mexico.

- Oh, that sounds...
- Inconvenient? I know!

The house is at DEFCON 5
because of this stupid article.

- He could not have chosen a worse time.
- Well, did you tell him?

I did. He says he finds it
highly suspect that our school paper

is capable of serious
investigative reporting.

Of course he did.

This was the only place available
on six hours notice. Ugh!

Help me make it livable.

The last thing I need now is
Travis bitching about this room.

Hey, hey, hey. Just relax, OK?

The only thing this room needs
to be beautiful is you in it. OK?

All right?

- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm not so sure
Travis feels the same way.

All right, let's try to make this place

look a little less
like that movie Hostel.

So they really think
Rebecca Logan wrote the article?

Yeah. And they were really angry.

I'm really angry. Aren't you?

I mean, she's made a mess of everything.
And for what? It's unforgivable.

Well, what if she didn't mean
to hurt anyone?

What if she was just...
telling the truth?

Defending Rebecca Logan?

No, I'm defending
whoever wrote the article because...

...she isn't necessarily
a bad person.

She might be someone you could like.

Or love.

What are you saying?

I wrote the article, Rusty.

I don't understand.

I pitched the whole undercover idea
to the editor at the first of the year.

I wanted a spot on the newspaper staff.
It's really competitive.

So I went through Rush, pledging,
all of it, as an unbiased observer.

Only, by the end, I wasn't so unbiased,
which is why I kept the article vague.

I kept everyone's names anonymous.

- I only wrote enough to give it...
- You wrote about everything.

My sister's private life.

- About how I cheated.
- No one will know that it's you.

Is Jen K really your name?
Do you have an accent?

I always thought
you might have an accent.

No, everything that I told you
about me is true.

How do I believe that?

Why'd you have to tell me?

The AP picked up the story.

It's going out on the wire
with my name on it.

My first national byline.

Yay.

By tomorrow, everyone will know
that I wrote the article.

You need to go tell Casey. Now.

What about us?

Will you just go?

Please?

Rusty, I'm sorry.

Me too.

And this is why
I freaking hate legacies.

But we were nice to you.

Despite you being weird and annoying.

I considered you a friend.
And Rusty... Oh, my God.

I knew there was a reason I hated you
more than I normally hate most people.

This article will be
published nationally?

And I didn't plan for any of that.

Are you insane? I have to put
a preemptive call into National now.

You, get out!

- Do you think she'll calm down?
- She's the least of your problems.

We trusted you. I trusted you!
Why would you do this?

I'm a journalism major.

These are the articles that
make you get internships and jobs.

What about Rusty?

- It was really hard.
- For Rusty!

Considering his first love is a liar
who used him and betrayed him.

You know the dean
is going to call her in

and try to get her to name names
and houses. You think she'll talk?

I clearly have no idea who Jen K is,
let alone what she'll do.

I just know he must be devastated.

The dean?

Rusty.
I've left him a bunch of messages.

You know what you need?
A little bit of perspective.

Like the kind you get
on top of a ski run in Aspen.

- You got your ski gear all packed?
- No.

I may just show up
with a nightie and my toothbrush

and stay in bed all week.

Mmm. Works for me.

- Ash?
- Be right out!

The room looks great.
It's, uh... very seductive.

What do you think?

Oh, wow.

My eyeballs were not prepared
for your hotness.

You make me feel beautiful, Calvin.

You know,
Travis won the girlfriend lottery.

Speaking of,
when's the guy getting here?

That would be never. He's not coming.

Did he cancel on you again?

Uh, no, this time I canceled.
Our relationship.

What happened?

You happened.

Oh... Oh... I'm gay.

Uh, what do you?

- What do you mean by "gay"?
- I been meaning to tell you for weeks.

Wait a second.
You've known for weeks?

- I've known since elementary school.
- We've been hanging out for months!

I shared my secrets.

- But it's not the same.
- And I just threw myself at you.

- Well, I was flattered, but...
- You know about my summer at camp!

That secret is definitely bi-curious.
You couldn't have brought it up then?

Look, Ash, let me just tell...
Just wait! Let me explain!

And, Rebecca, I hope you understand

that I never really doubted you
for a second.

- It was all just so...
- Oh, Frannie. I totally understand.

Can I have a word?

OK, our ZBZ rep is two minutes out.

I want to be sure we're
on the same page before she arrives.

Our official position is that the
article is an offensive work of fiction.

Remember,
we're all shocked and outraged.

And if that doesn't work, we go Reagan.
Can't remember anything.

Not sure it's the best way to handle it.

Good thing you're not handling it.

Nobody is to be alone
with the rep except me.

Shadow your little sisters. Travel
in pairs. If I find any one of you...

Welcome, sister.
I'm Frannie Morgan, chapter president.

- We spoke on the phone.
- I'm Tegan Walker. And I'm parched.

- Could I get a water?
- Of course.

Um, first of all I'd like to
introduce our entire sisterhood.

- We are the finest group of women...
- Well, if that was the case,

then I'm not sure
what I'd be doing here, right?

Sit.

We have... we have a senator's daughter.
Rebecca, come, come.

Girls, we're very unhappy.

This whole situation is just so icky
and gross and makes you all look awful,

which makes us look awful
and we hate to look awful.

So we need to get
to the bottom of this.

I'm so sorry you came all this way,
Tegan, when the answer is simple.

We're guilty.

Guilty of not seeing
the signs of mental instability.

Sure, Jen K seemed a bit off when
we first met her, but she was a legacy.

Here at CRU we open our arms wide to the
daughters of our Zeta Beta ancestors,

no matter what shape or size they are.
I mean, just... just ask Tanya.

I'll speak to the girls individually.

It's the quickest way
to determine what transpired.

Because if we can't get to the truth
and find a remedy,

well, I have been authorized
to pull your charter. Yeah.

Oh, no. It must be flat,
French, and in a bottle.

- What are you doing here?
- You wouldn't return my calls.

- What was I supposed to do?
- Casey.

Oh.

Hi, Dale. Are those my glasses?

I haven't seen those
since the Bible Bunch show.

What? Now, why would I have a piece

of Casey Cartwright's
librarian costume? Outrageous.

Look at the time. I should...
I should probably, uh... take my shower.

Do I need to worry about him?

I don't think so.

What about you?
How are you doing?

Your first breakup is a killer.

I remember when me and Gary Wallace
broke up in ninth grade.

I ate an entire sheet cake.

I haven't decided
if I'm going to break up with Jen.

Rusty, she betrayed you
and your friends and me.

How can you even
consider staying with her?

Because I love her. How is what Jen did
any different than what Evan did?

She didn't just do it to you.
She did it to all of us.

You have to dump her.
She's a liar who...

Evan was a cheater,
but you looked past it.

World isn't black and white,
remember? People make mistakes.

And it sounds like
you're about to make a big one.

Well, it's mine to make.

Have fun sitting at home
with Mom and Dad.

Have fun skiing with Evan!

Ivy, how much interaction did you
have with Jennifer during rush?

They barely spoke because
Ivy hated Jen K's crazy eyes.

Frannie, could you get me another?
That would be so awesome, thanks.

OK, but don't you dare start that
Chinese water torture without me!

Kidding. Everyone's so serious.

That Ivy is a top-notch liar.

Makes me wonder if she really made out
with Justin Timberlake's cousin.

Frannie, I think we should come clean.
This woman knows something's up.

We need to take responsibility
and deal with it.

OK.

My plan is working like a charm, so
you can cancel this drama club meeting.

There are 50 sorority girls
in this house.

We're not poster people for keeping
secrets. You can't control everyone.

Remember the Casey who was
dependable and willing to follow orders?

I liked that Casey.
This Casey is weak and kind of lame.

I'm just saying
you're risking everything.

I'm the decider.
I decided. It's done.

If there are leaks,
then I will plug them.

Perhaps with the body of a sacrificed
sister. But who, pray tell?

Maybe someone who's in charge
of the pledges.

Someone who's brother
dated the spy whore,

someone who was featured in the article.

Let's hope it won't come to that.

She's delusional.
Like Britney Spears in a barbershop.

She can't see
what's totally obvious.

Like when a guy smells good
and loves Beyoncé.

OK, you're hugging your pillow
and not wearing earrings.

I broke up with Travis.

Oh, my God,
that's fantastic... ally sad.

Are you OK?

It needed to happen.

But that's not why I'm upset.

Is it because you wasted
so many years with him?

No, but I'll add that to the list,

which also includes recently
throwing myself at a gay guy.

Oh, Ash, that's...
so... weird.

I didn't know he was gay.

And we spent all that time together
and he never told me.

Wow, Calvin's gay.

How'd you guess?

Oh, he is your only friend
of the male persuasion.

Ex-friend.

- Ash, you...
- I made a fool of myself.

OK, hold on to your pillow.
I'm going to say something shocking.

- Maybe this isn't about you.
- He lied to me. He led me on.

This is the Greek system. We're not
always a beacon of tolerance.

Calvin's probably terrified
of how people will react.

I bet his biggest fear

is that his best friends
will turn their backs on him.

You need your own talk show.

Yeah, if only I could solve
this National problem so easily.

Frannie is dangerously close
to getting this sorority shut down.

Well, what would you do
if you were president?

You know, I thought about that.
But it's kind of risky.

Ooh, like deadly?

Like I could get kicked out for it.

- I'm in.
- Ash.

Look, we're in this together.
If you go, I go.

And we can rent an apartment
together off campus

and talk trash about sorority girls.

OK, here's what I'm thinking.
If we get Tegan on her own...

We should give admissions tours.
Welcome to college! The food sucks.

The dorm rooms suck.
The relationships suck.

The non-relationships suck.

You know, I expected Ash
to be more open-minded.

You know, especially
given her fashion sense.

She might have been
had you told her sooner.

Yeah. Well, I guess I need
to rethink my coming-out strategy.

I just wanted people to get to know the
real me before I told them I was gay.

You know, Ash did, and now
she thinks the real me was a lie.

- It's counter-productive.
- But you weren't exactly lying.

You just hadn't shared the truth with
her yet. I bet that's how Jen K feels.

How do you feel?

I mean, now that you know the truth,
do you think you can trust her?

I'm seduced by your magnificence

Tortured by your indifference

- My heart is a political prisoner
- Hey.

Enslaved in my chest

The missile looms

It overlooks and fights the enemy

- It impales
- Were you followed?

You're kidding me, right? Why am I here?

We needed a Greek-free zone.

Listen, we don't have much time.

I need to tell you that
everything in that article was true.

- Shh!
- Sorry. I'm just so moved.

Guantanamo

These girls are my sisters, my family.

We built the best sorority on campus,

the crown jewel
of the CRU Greek system.

- I know. It looks bad.
- Bad?

Your ensemble looks bad.
This is a disaster.

But shutting us down
would be devastating to me,

to my sisters, and also to Nationals.

Then why have I spent the day
being lied to?

There is... leadership at the house
who prefer manipulation over the truth.

I just want to save our sorority
and I have an exit strategy.

We'll make a sincere public apology.

And?

And next semester
we'll double our philanthropy hours

to set a better example.

We need more of a sacrifice.

Maybe we'll cut our social calendar?

- In half?
- Better.

But this a national scandal. We have to
show our other chapters and our alumni

that we have zero tolerance
for these activities.

Well, she was my pledge.

So for the house,
I'm prepared to take the fall.

And it is on those terms

that we are willing
to give this house a second chance.

After all, at Zeta Beta Zeta we
believe in forgiveness and redemption.

OK, well, we'll make that work,
won't we, girls?

- Oh, God, I'm so glad...
- I'm not finished.

We cannot afford
to let this happen again.

That article exposed
a serious lack of judgment.

Someone must be held accountable.
Therefore, I have decided

that this chapter
needs a regime change.

Frannie, I'm removing you as president,
effective immediately.

You... You can't be serious.

Oh, when it comes to Zeta Beta Zeta,
I'm totally serious.

Everything this sorority has achieved
is because of me!

I've made us the envy
of every girl on campus.

Right, girls?

Tell her!

Rebecca, tell her how crucial I am.

Sweetie, your devotion to the sisterhood

has been a bit... suspect.

I've selected an interim president.

Someone with the integrity
to lead this house

through this difficult period
until spring elections.

Casey Cartwright.

Me?

Wait. Frannie, wait!

Ladies.

Frannie, wait! Wait!
I was just trying to save Zeta Beta.

I thought she was gonna kick me out.
I asked her to.

Here's my last tidbit
of wisdom for you, mentee.

I created you.

Therefore, I can destroy you.

Everyone hates me.

My agoraphobic roommate left our room
for the first time just to avoid me.

You should come in.

I just had to talk to someone,
even if all they said was, "Go away. "

Everyone else is acting
like I'm on an airplane with TB.

What about your newspaper friends?

They're all jealous
because I got a national byline.

I really thought
I was doing the right thing.

Doing the right thing
is usually the hardest thing to do.

I really love you, Rusty.

- And I loved you too.
- "Loved"?

- Oh, sorry.
- Give us a minute, Dale.

No. Dale, you can stay.
Jen's leaving.

- Over there.
- Oh, right.

I think you should give this
a little more consideration.

- Consideration?
- I wrote a lot of good...

You are the last person
to talk about consideration.

I really want to believe
if you'd given us any consideration,

you never would've written the article.

- Rusty, I...
- No! No.

Goodbye.

You probably don't want to hear this.

No, Dale, I don't.
I don't want to hear "I told you so. "

- What is that?
- It's an inspirational poem.

It's about this guy walking along the
beach, he sees footprints in the sand.

Dale...

See, the beach
represents his life and...

I don't want to hurt you, Dale.

See, really, the times he only thought
there were one set of footprints...

Oh, excuse me. Is Calvin Owens here?

Let me check.

Hey, Owens!
Your girlfriend's here!

I just wanted to give this to him.

His girlfriend brought him a present!

OK. OK, seriously,
mature yourself for a moment.

He's not my boyfriend.
We're just friends.

Hey, I see. 'Cause Calvin is gay.

Oh, my God! You guys know too?

Um...

Or... not.

Just... tell him I stopped by.

Get in.

Cap, I can't. I moved my flight up.
There's a cab coming. I'm done.

I'll take you to the airport.

Put this on. It's a blindfold.

- What about the airport?
- Get in.

- We should probably...
- Get in, pledge!

Please tell me
you didn't take me to Dobler's.

But I'd be lying.

Everyone knows my girlfriend wrote
the article. They probably hate me.

There is only one group of Greeks
that matter, am I right, pledge?

- Who is that group of Greeks?
- The Kappa Taus.

Do the Kappa Taus care
what other people think about them?

- No.
- And are you a Kappa Tau?

- Yes.
- So, what's the problem?

Fine, I'll stay for a little bit,
but then we go directly to the airport.

- Whatever you say, Spitter.
- OK?

First round's on me.

- Hey, Jeanette! Love your top.
- Thank you!

I hate your sorority
and everything you stand for.

Do you know who I am?

Yes.

Well, I have no idea
who you are. Leave.

Thanks.

Nobody talks like that
to one of my sisters.

Oh, hold on.

- Hello?
- Milady.

Casey's on her way.
She's waiting for Evan.

All hail the queen.

Looks like you don't
have to be Frannie's number two.

Please, I'm nobody's number two.

Oh, sorry.

- Ash, I'm so sorry.
- Calvin, I'm so sorry.

Wait. Why are you sorry?

Look, it wasn't that I didn't
want to tell you. I just...

It's OK. You don't have to explain.
I'm sorry I handled it the way...

No, don't be. Look,
I am the one who was wrong here, OK?

I should've just trusted you.
I just...

I take it you haven't been by the house?

No. Why?

I... might have possibly...

...told them you're gay.
- You what?

Accidentally!
I didn't get to that part yet.

Wait, so after you thought
I spurned you,

you accidentally outed me
to my entire house?

OK, first of all,
no one says "spurned. "

- And second, I'm sure if you just go...
- I can't believe you did that.

You know what? All those "I'm sorries,"
I take them all back.

Is that my little ski bunny?

Got a carrot for me?

Frannie?
What's up?

Evan.

Evan, Evan, Evan.

Where should I begin?

- Cute pic.
- Uh...

Where's Casey?

I love Casey's eyes.

They're so big and innocent.

Like Bambi's.

Do you think you could look into them
and tell when she's lying?

Frannie, seriously
what are you doing here?

Didn't you think it was a little weird
that Casey stayed with you

after the whole Rebecca Logan sexident?

Not that it's any of your business,
but we worked through that.

- It made us stronger.
- You are adorably naive.

Listen, Casey has had this whole thing
scripted since day one.

She stayed with you not because you're
Evan, but because you're Evan Chambers.

Having you on her arm makes her
the "it" girl on campus.

It makes her powerful.
It assures her the Zeta Beta presidency.

How could you even think that?

Because I'm the one
who told her to do it.

To her credit, she wanted to dump you.

But I reminded her that doing so

would have serious implications
on her social standing.

I dangled the carrot
of Zeta Beta presidency

and your little ski bunny
ate it right up.

All right, you can leave now.

Just one more thing, Evan,

because I'm sensing you're
not 100 percent convinced.

Deep down,
in the chambers of your heart,

do you truly believe
Casey is over Cappie?

'Cause I think she's still under him.

Have a great break!

I was just coming downstairs
to meet you.

Nationals appointed me
president of Zeta Beta.

So they removed Frannie?

Yeah.

What did you, like, plan that?

Frannie was trying to stonewall them.

We were gonna get shut down,

so I took matters into my own hands
to save the house.

I never thought
it would go this far.

No, right. Of course you didn't.

I know. I feel super bad for her.

But I also feel like this is my chance
to show everyone what I have to offer.

Do you think it's wrong
that I'm excited about it?

I mean, it's hard to tell what's right
and what's wrong anymore.

Uh, what do you mean?

After I cheated on you,
why'd you get back with me?

Because...

I love you.

Why are we talking about this?

So it wasn't so you'd become sorority
president, right? 'Cause that's...

Did Frannie come to you?

- So it is true.
- No, look.

Frannie told me staying with you
was in my best interest.

But I didn't want to break up.
I was just hurt.

Really? What,
and Cappie helped with that?

It must have been nice to have
a "get in his pants free" card?

Why are we talking about this now?
We're past it.

So nothing's happened between the two
of you since you got even with me?

Tell the truth.

When we were working
on our paper together, we kissed.

But it didn't go any further. Wait.

Evan, don't go!
I'm wearing your letters.

I'm planning forever with you.
I love you.

No! No, you love you!

You love what I can do for you!

You know, you're a ZBZ president now.

You don't need me anymore.

Hey, guys.

So I guess you heard I'm gay.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Does anyone want to talk about it?

Let me tell you something, Beaver.

Women.

Women are like ions in a dense plasma.

Bustling along, snatching up
unsuspecting electrons

to make themselves complete.

But your brothers?

We're electrons in a tenuous plasma.

Whoa.

Never tempting each other
to recombine,

just happily coexisting.

I love you, electron.

I think I'm drunk.

Where's my big electron?

I've got to find him. Find him.

I've got to find him.

Electron.

Electron.

Electron.

Cappie?

Cappie, I just...
I really wanted to say

that I really...

Oh, God.

- Spitter?
- Shh.

You're dreaming. Go to sleep.

- What's this?
- It's a breakup first-aid kit.

Oh, Jagged Little Pill.

If I can't be there, Alanis can.

Ash.

We'll figure it out.

So... we took
a little detour last night, huh?

How you feeling?

My eyeballs hurt.

I think something's
growing on my tongue.

And I'm missing one sock.

- Still need a ride to the airport?
- I'm just gonna take the bus.

- See if I can get a flight on standby.
- A funny thing happened last night

and I just didn't want...

What are you doing here?

I missed my flight.

- You?
- Long story.

Do you want a ride home?
Ten hours, I'll tell you everything.

OK.

Listen, take care, Spitter.

Remember, next semester,
a whole new game.

- And about last night. Look, I...
- Next semester.

Take care, buddy.

You ready to get out of here?

Let's go home.

Don't touch that.