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Previously on Greek...
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Look, Case, the reason
I broke up with you is...
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I dumped you.
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Why do we have
to do this?
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Because he's the teacher
and we do as we're told.
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I'm not here to coddle
you or inspire you.
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So you hazed us.
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I miss my boyfriend.
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I want to do that.
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You could do that
if you wanted to,
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but you're committed to your
man, and that takes character.
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I'm sorry, Case,
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but when I think about you and
Cappie, I kind of lose my mind.
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Do you really want
to be with her?
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I do. She's the greatest
thing that ever happened to me.
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I hope I didn't hurt
you when I ended things.
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Who said it's over?
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Screw the poor?
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Survival of the richest.
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Doesn't that
seem... Wrong?
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Look, you want an "A" in
Finster Bach's macro econ class,
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then you have to understand Finster
hates anybody below the poverty line.
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So just ignore chapters 10
through 13 for the midterm?
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He calls them "the
homeless pages. "
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It's best to just close your eyes and
pretend that they're not even there.
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Nice.
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Omega Chi membership
certainly has its privileges.
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Heads up, coming through.
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It's like
Christmas morning.
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Are you guys
group filing?
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It's midterms.
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We're studying.
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Beav,
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Clemo's past ten midterms
for American History, 312k.
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Profiles in courage?
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Be brave.
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You're handing
out old tests?
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No.
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These are just
study aids.
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The sum total of all
Kappa Tau knowledge
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compiled over
the last 30 years.
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These are our only weapons against
the insidious administration
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and their "C" grade-point average
requirements for fraternity membership.
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You know, I've never
gotten below an "A."
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"Ape shall not kill ape!"
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Oh, psychology 303.
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From Dr. Freud
to Dr. Phil.
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It's, like,
five years old.
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You got anything
more recent?
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You'll be fine. Alkin recycles his test
every five years to stop people from cheating.
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But isn't this cheating?
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Cheating?
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Would our esteemed professors continue
to reuse the same tests over and over,
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knowing full well that future
students could easily recycle them?
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It's their unspoken gesture of solidarity
against the evil administration.
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I think it's incredibly
brave that they're doing this.
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Can I offer
you a study aid?
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Oh! Alas, poor Yorick.
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I knew him, Heath.
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We seem to be a bit light
in the polymer sciences.
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That's all right.
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Hey.
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Ready for dinner?
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Yeah, but I thought you had a
physics review session tonight.
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It's optional, and I've already
studied everything. I know it cold.
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Besides, we've been
going out for eleven days,
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and you know
what that means?
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We've been going
out for 264 hours.
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Our two-week
anniversary is coming up,
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and I was hoping
that maybe...
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So then Travis says he's
already done with midterms
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and he can fly
in for a visit.
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He gets in tomorrow
morning. Isn't that great?
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Super.
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Did it dawn on him that we
might still be in midterms?
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Of course it did, which is why he
volunteered to tutor anyone who needs it.
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He's really good at that.
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Oh, my god! Rebecca just got
a grape seed brown-sugar rub.
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I wish my dad would send me to
canyon ranch to recover from midterms.
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It was a gift to us all.
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Hey, Casey, when Travis gets
here, do you want to study...
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Excuse me.
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Casey, I was wondering if you could
help me find a book in the stacks.
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in the stacks.
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Sorry, already
got a study buddy.
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Frannie?
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Yeah...
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No. I'm good, thanks.
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Casey, you and I have been
through an awful lot the past year.
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You know, with the misunderstandings,
the cheating, problems with my parents...
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Yeah, but we've
been doing better.
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Only because we've been pretending
that there's nothing wrong.
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And sometimes..
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It's not enough.
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Evan, are you...
- Listen, because
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I deserve more.
And so do you.
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And I've been thinking
about this a lot lately.
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And I...
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We...
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We can't go on like this.
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Your letters.
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You're lavaliering me?
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If you'll accept.
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YES!
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You're supposed to
say congratulations.
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Sorry, congratulations.
What's lavaliering?
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It's when you give your letters to a girl as
a symbol of your commitment to one another.
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It's the first step
to pinning, engagement.
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Oh, congratulations.
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Oh, look at this!
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The Cartwright kids.
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You know, you two
should band together
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and solve mysteries, fight crime.
Got the perfect name for it.
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There's a sketchy janitor who
I think is up to something.
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Casey got
lavaliered by Evan.
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Hey, that's supposed
to be a secret.
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Why'd you tell me?
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Good question.
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Congrats, Case.
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Thanks.
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Your kids will
be very... Aryan.
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Good luck with
midterms, Rusty.
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Bye.
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So when did it happen?
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Last night, I guess.
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That means one day till
the candle-passing ceremony,
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and another before Evan makes
his presentation on the ZBZ lawn,
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which means she's still technically
"un-lava-ed" for two more days.
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I still can't believe
she's with that jerk.
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And I didn't have a date
to junior prom, which is
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when Travis called.
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Except that he thought he was
talking to my best friend Kristen.
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Yep, and Ashleigh was so
excited to talk to me that
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I completely forgot about
mixing up the phone numbers.
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And obviously I forgot
about Kristen too.
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And we've been
together ever since.
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He's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
- Aw!
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So you said. Five times.
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Ashleigh neglected to mention the fact
that Kristen is now pre-law at Yale.
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Ah, the frat house.
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Evan and Calvin moved one of the actives
so you could stay for the weekend.
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Wasn't that nice?
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Thanks, Evan.
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It's Calvin.
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Sorry.
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He's really
bad with names.
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Where can I wash up?
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Upstairs,
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right past
the bedchamber.
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Okay.
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Do me a favor, all right?
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Don't tell Travis how drunk
I got at the military mixer.
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He doesn't like when
I drink too much.
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Yeah.
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There are five stages
to the hero's journey.
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Stage one is the
"call to adventure,"
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that's where an act of fate
actually chooses our hero.
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Okay, then...
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Can I help you?
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Uh, yeah,
sorry, I'm late.
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You're about two
months late, Mister...
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Cappie.
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Hey, Case.
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I thought you dropped this class.
- So did I.
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As I was saying, stage two is
where the hero proves himself worthy
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on a road of travels.
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We go to stage three, where
he achieves self-knowledge
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usually through
a mystical source.
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Stage four, he confronts
his true desires.
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And then in stage five, the stakes are
set. The hero and the world are transformed.
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Now do we have any
examples of that?
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Uh, yeah.
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Prometheus? King Arthur?
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"Star Wars" and
"The Matrix. "
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You know, those are really
good examples, Mr. Cappie.
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That segues us perfectly into
our midterm essay assignment.
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We're going to compare and contrast
literary and cinematic heroes
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and their relationship
to Campbell's paradigm.
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You're gonna be
working in teams.
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My T. A. posted your team partner's names
on the bulletin board in the hallway.
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So that's it, you
guys. Good luck.
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There's been a
horrible mistake.
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Some might
call it fate...
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Partner.
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You can't be my partner.
You've only been to two classes.
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Uh, three,
including today.
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You haven't read the
material. This is ridiculous.
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Do you really want to
go against the teacher?
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Fine, we'll write the paper together,
but you have to take this seriously.
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This is a big part
of our final grade.
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It's huge.
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And so the
adventure begins.
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So collagen scaffolds don't
react to external positive ions?
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No... Well, I mean, they do, but...
- It's not on the test. I got it.
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Yes, listen, I gotta
finish up my dissertation,
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write a paper on speech
pattern recognition,
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clean my oven,
wash my cat.
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And meet me at the
library at 9:00, right?
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Yeah, 9:00, library.
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You're being tutored for Hastings'
physics midterm by his teaching assistant?
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I'm actually helping him.
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Okay, Harville's in
my purity pledge group,
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and he's been trying to find his way
back to the path of enlightenment,
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so I volunteered to help
with his "re-virginization. "
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His what?
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In order to gain a second virginity, it takes
significant amounts of prayer and testimony.
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So in return for saving his soul, Harville's
graciously offered physics tutoring.
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But between you and me, I think
he's getting the better deal.
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But why? You already
know the material.
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Couldn't you have left
out the physics part?
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Considering Hastings sprung all the new material
on us, I'm just chalking this one up to God's will.
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New material
for a midterm?
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Five new chapters assigned
at the review session.
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Five?! But the review
session was optional.
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No, Harville's mine.
You can't have him.
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That is for a candle
passing ceremony.
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Please don't tell me you're
pregnant. That would be really weird.
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Lavaliered.
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I promised Evan I'd
keep it a secret.
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Oh, not good at secrets.
I get all hive-y.
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Wow, this is so great!
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Maybe one day Travis and I
can take the next step too.
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It's pretty amazing that you
guys have been together so long.
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Since high school.
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And tack on 750 miles
of separation to that.
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Yeah, long distance
relationships are hard, but
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that's what
makes us so great.
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It strengthens us.
- Yeah, but...
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Sometimes some people in that
situation would grow apart.
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Outgrow each other.
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But I owe Travis
everything.
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If it wasn't for him, I never
would've gotten into Cyprus-Rhodes.
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I never would've met you.
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Right!
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But... And
I'm just saying
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how it's really, really great that
Travis is definitely who you want.
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Of... Course he is.
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Just like Evan is
who you want, right?
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Oh, come on! Who
wouldn't want Evan?
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Dr. Hastings, do you have a moment to talk?
- We're talking. We're also walking.
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Thanks to my superior
ability to multi-task.
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Good one, sir.
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Um, about the last
class review...
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Unhappy with the
new chapters, are we?
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Aren't review sessions supposed to be
about reviewing previously taught material?
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Hypothetically, but then
I realized we weren't
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progressing fast enough in the
curriculum, so I took the liberty
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of making this
a little lesson.
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Science is a rapidly
evolving field requiring the
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ability to grasp
concepts quickly.
253
00:12:22,657 --> 00:12:25,410
Isn't it more important, though,
that you teach us physics...
254
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,564
Sir?
255
00:12:26,565 --> 00:12:28,340
It's very simple,
Mr. Cartwright.
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Learn the new
material or fail.
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00:12:30,725 --> 00:12:33,326
Oh, and I'll be giving
the test in room 407.
258
00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:36,144
More space,
less cheating.
259
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,712
Don't tell me. You're arranging
a Kappa Tau midterm party.
260
00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:45,383
Better, a
midterm barbecue.
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00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:47,422
For two.
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00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:50,719
Cappie burgers, on account of
you picking that Isthmus guy.
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00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,839
His name was Prometheus.
264
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,809
You still like yours with
sliced pickles on top?
265
00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:55,607
Well, one of us has
to take this seriously.
266
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,590
I bet you don't even have a clue
what film hero you want to go with?
267
00:12:58,591 --> 00:12:59,948
Keanu Reeves.
268
00:12:59,949 --> 00:13:03,308
Not a hero, he's an actor.
- He is a film icon.
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I'll write the paper myself
and put your name on it, okay?
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Prometheus, a most
historic Greek god dude,
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who journeyed on a most excellent
quest to bring fire to mankind,
272
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only to incur the wrath
of the odious Zeus,
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who chained the dude
on yonder mountaintop,
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where an eagle egregiously scarfed
the dude's liver out for like...
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Infinity.
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00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,059
Yeah, I full-on
read Campbell's book.
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00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:32,128
Since this morning?
That's impossible.
278
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A most bodacious masterpiece with many pages in
which I forgoed an afternoon of non-bogus fun.
279
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:40,524
This is school. It's
not supposed to be fun.
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Says who?
281
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:43,586
Anything can be fun.
282
00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:45,540
And everything
should be fun.
283
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:48,297
We had crazy fun all the
time when we were going out.
284
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:50,939
Sex, drinking...
285
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,835
Sex... Eating pie in bed.
286
00:13:58,028 --> 00:14:01,366
You... Bought
an apple pie?
287
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,786
Don't you remember the hell
raisers and heartbreakers party?
288
00:14:03,787 --> 00:14:05,194
That was lemon meringue.
289
00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,212
Or the pumpkin pecan?
290
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,830
Halloween.
291
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,071
We were dressed
up as equine Elvis.
292
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You were the horse's ass.
293
00:14:13,907 --> 00:14:17,179
Or that weekend when we got
arrested for protesting protests?
294
00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:20,592
Blueberry cream.
- Cappie.
295
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,099
Coconut custard?
296
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,346
It wasn't that
bad, was it? I mean,
297
00:14:27,347 --> 00:14:28,846
not all of it.
298
00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:30,920
It was never bad.
299
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:35,343
It just was what it was, and
then it was time we grew up.
300
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,430
Or at least
for one of us.
301
00:14:36,431 --> 00:14:41,695
Yeah, bummer that one of us had
to go and give up on all that fun.
302
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,833
Want a bite?
303
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:49,244
We should write the paper.
- Just a nibble.
304
00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:52,343
If I do, then can we
focus on the paper?
305
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:57,771
What's the harm in taking
one little bite of an apple?
306
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,254
I'm not gonna make it.
307
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:19,274
That was just chapter 17. I have
four more to go, 36 hours to do it.
308
00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:21,441
Rusty, you'll get by.
309
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,051
You'll cram and
you'll survive.
310
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,603
All my life, I was who I was
because I was the smartest.
311
00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:28,298
I never thought I'd be
the guy who just got by.
312
00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:32,246
You know what I don't get, is
if you're having so much trouble,
313
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:34,852
how is everybody else
getting through this?
314
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:37,536
But polarity reverses
in a sub-quantum flux.
315
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,376
Harville?
316
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:43,871
I didn't get enough
pills. Just midterms.
317
00:15:43,872 --> 00:15:46,755
Stay with me. I don't
understand the polarity.
318
00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:49,933
Just gimme
like two more...
319
00:15:49,934 --> 00:15:52,013
Come on, Harville!
320
00:15:59,754 --> 00:16:01,264
Isn't this, like,
prescription speed?
321
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,828
It's what Harville
takes to concentrate.
322
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,500
He has a medical condition.
That's what he told me.
323
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,287
I think he just needs
to sleep it off, Dale.
324
00:16:08,327 --> 00:16:10,099
No, Harville
needs to tutor me.
325
00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:12,008
So I need to find him
drugs. I need drugs.
326
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,736
It's as simple as that.
327
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,772
All right, I need
drugs. Who's got 'em?
328
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:18,537
I'm not a narc.
I'm just...
329
00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:20,898
Just a guy in a bind.
330
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,685
I've got the new
style. Uh-oh...
331
00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:35,398
And I'm walking
right down the street
332
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:42,042
I'm on his speed dial, you know...
The one everyone wants to meet...
333
00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:43,971
we couldn't do
this at the library?
334
00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:45,247
So we could fall asleep?
335
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,914
Libraries are too
quiet. Bor-ing!
336
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,373
This place is teeming
with inspiration.
337
00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:53,674
Not to mention
refreshing refreshments.
338
00:16:54,101 --> 00:16:55,830
Mm, "iblis" has
only one "s. "
339
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,546
Since the Greek system is just an
excuse to have a bar in your house,
340
00:16:59,596 --> 00:17:01,453
isn't this place
kind of redundant?
341
00:17:01,658 --> 00:17:04,403
Uh, there's actually a lot more
to the Greek system than drinking.
342
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:05,858
Sure.
343
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,175
How could I forget
hangovers and throwing up?
344
00:17:09,225 --> 00:17:10,657
Right...?
345
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:13,505
Calvin.
- I'm terrible with names.
346
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,771
Babe, do you think you could go
grab us two glasses of pinot noir?
347
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,938
Sure!
348
00:17:19,836 --> 00:17:23,451
You know, Frannie, Dobler's
has an exquisite wine selection.
349
00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:26,438
Two pinot noirs, please.
350
00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:28,547
Since when do
you drink wine?
351
00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:32,006
I've always enjoyed a sophisticated
drink with a nice bouquet.
352
00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:38,845
I hate Travis.
- Un-uh,
353
00:17:38,855 --> 00:17:42,182
you just hate how Ashleigh turns into
a fake, subservient shell of herself
354
00:17:42,193 --> 00:17:44,263
when she's around Travis.
355
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:47,015
Same difference.
- Not unless this is the real Ashleigh,
356
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,249
and Travis is just bringing out the
person she was always meant to be.
357
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,313
Oh, Helva is
Egyptian, not Persian.
358
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:55,894
You really should've read
the book more closely.
359
00:17:55,904 --> 00:17:57,444
Look, my point is,
360
00:17:57,454 --> 00:18:00,521
maybe she is
finally becoming the
361
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,082
person she was
meant to be.
362
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,927
If that's the case, she'd be
better off not growing up at all.
363
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,470
Could not agree
with you more,
364
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,806
especially if growing up turns
you into someone you're not.
365
00:18:09,816 --> 00:18:11,341
Someone pretentious,
366
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:12,950
boring...
367
00:18:13,055 --> 00:18:14,961
Pie-less.
368
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:20,072
Is this your barely clever, hardly subtle way
of commenting on my relationship with Evan?
369
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:22,760
It's my barely clever,
hardly subtle way of
370
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,932
throwing monkey
wrenches into the works.
371
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:33,540
I don't need you
'cause I'm awesome...
372
00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:38,849
you want to know what I find most
pathetic about the greek system?
373
00:18:38,859 --> 00:18:40,392
It's all the
pseudo-pageantry.
374
00:18:40,592 --> 00:18:43,093
You know, the Greek
letters, the latin phrases.
375
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,492
And nobody
here has a clue
376
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,289
to what any of that actually means.
- Excuse me, what...
377
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:50,674
Hey, let's talk
about politics!
378
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:54,346
I can't listen to this jackass any
longer. I'm going to the library.
379
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:58,307
You can stay here with your refreshing
refreshments and monkey wrenches.
380
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:02,230
What are you doing?
381
00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:16,114
Don't worry, I used to be a latin major.
- Ah.
382
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:48,482
Translation:
383
00:19:48,492 --> 00:19:53,233
How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
384
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:02,582
Travis?
385
00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:04,741
A round for the house?
386
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,176
Come on, let's go.
387
00:20:08,236 --> 00:20:09,500
Bye.
388
00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:13,252
Bye, guys.
- Later.
389
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,658
Where were we?
390
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,116
Oh, stage two.
391
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,590
"A hero overcomes
obstacles."
392
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,196
Midterms and you
decide to go camping.
393
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:42,040
Three hours?
394
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,854
I only allocated 27
minutes for napping.
395
00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:48,533
Then you'll
definitely need this.
396
00:20:49,631 --> 00:20:50,923
Caffeine.
397
00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:53,157
Trimethylxanthine.
398
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,077
I spent all last
night trying to learn
399
00:20:57,087 --> 00:20:59,990
five brain-cramping
chapters of physics.
400
00:21:00,487 --> 00:21:02,819
My brain's fried. Forget
what I studied last night.
401
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,566
I can't remember what I
learned three weeks ago.
402
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,623
You'll be fine.
You always are.
403
00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:08,132
I busted my ass.
404
00:21:08,369 --> 00:21:11,328
I've done everything I
could. But I'm gonna fail.
405
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:14,032
The worst part about
it, the game's rigged.
406
00:21:14,308 --> 00:21:16,978
Old tests, paid tutors
for cramming, drugs.
407
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:18,836
College isn't
about learning.
408
00:21:19,702 --> 00:21:22,932
It's a four-year
course on how to get by.
409
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:23,933
Beat the system.
410
00:21:24,505 --> 00:21:26,789
The illusion is
shattered, huh?
411
00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,819
It's supposed to be the
last bastion for education.
412
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:32,190
A place removed from society
where you're inspired.
413
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,105
Not discouraged.
414
00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:38,601
A place where teachers
teach and students learn.
415
00:21:38,602 --> 00:21:42,000
Yeah, and animated
deer frolic in the quad.
416
00:21:42,147 --> 00:21:45,095
Look, nothing is as simple
as you'd want it to be.
417
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,020
Just when you think you
have everything figured out,
418
00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:49,505
someone comes along
and complicates things.
419
00:21:49,506 --> 00:21:52,499
Someone?
- Or something.
420
00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:58,331
So with almost everyone cheating,
is it really cheating if you cheat?
421
00:21:58,431 --> 00:22:01,967
Honestly, I don't think there are
right or wrong decisions anymore.
422
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,561
Everything is relative.
423
00:22:03,661 --> 00:22:07,143
So I just need to decide
what's right for me?
424
00:22:07,613 --> 00:22:11,307
Unfortunately, the hard
part isn't choosing.
425
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,401
It's living with
the choice you make.
426
00:22:22,662 --> 00:22:23,994
Thank you.
427
00:22:37,081 --> 00:22:38,818
Beav seems pretty happy.
428
00:22:39,062 --> 00:22:41,862
He got so excited about
his history midterm,
429
00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:45,970
he went online last night and discovered
that JFK wasn't just an airport.
430
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:49,879
And that LaGuardia was a mayor?
- No one appreciates a showoff, spitter.
431
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:51,679
Sorry.
432
00:22:52,711 --> 00:22:57,801
So, I was just wondering if maybe you can take
another look in the filing cabinets for me.
433
00:22:58,515 --> 00:22:59,952
Honors physics?
434
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,332
The cookie jar's empty.
435
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,645
I need help.
436
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,647
And...
437
00:23:06,144 --> 00:23:07,917
And I don't care
where or how.
438
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:10,131
I'm willing
to do anything.
439
00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:21,999
Are you really sure
you want to do this?
440
00:23:22,741 --> 00:23:25,070
You need to do this?
441
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,249
Yeah.
442
00:23:27,204 --> 00:23:29,110
I'm positive.
443
00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,668
You pick the hand
with the jelly bean
444
00:23:41,669 --> 00:23:44,758
and you go back to your dorm with a
burst of fresh blueberry flavor and
445
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:46,583
no questions asked.
446
00:23:47,179 --> 00:23:48,364
You take the other one,
447
00:23:48,374 --> 00:23:51,662
and you get to see how
deep the rabbit hole goes.
448
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:54,916
The rabbit hole?
- So, Neo,
449
00:23:55,486 --> 00:23:57,792
which one do you choose?
450
00:24:16,323 --> 00:24:17,586
So do you have
big plans tonight?
451
00:24:17,596 --> 00:24:21,141
I have more work to do on
that stupid paper with Cappie.
452
00:24:21,341 --> 00:24:23,965
And the candle-passing ceremony,
that's tonight, isn't it?
453
00:24:24,015 --> 00:24:26,369
Oh, yeah, yes!
The candle-passing.
454
00:24:26,556 --> 00:24:27,938
Very exciting!
455
00:24:29,216 --> 00:24:31,150
So how is that
paper coming?
456
00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:33,826
Fine. Surprisingly well,
considering it's with Cappie.
457
00:24:33,836 --> 00:24:35,043
Yeah.
- On the other hand,
458
00:24:35,053 --> 00:24:36,688
he's slightly more
motivated than usual.
459
00:24:36,698 --> 00:24:39,059
Like he's turned over a new leaf.
- Well,
460
00:24:39,069 --> 00:24:41,060
I mean, not really.
461
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,919
He still came up
with the whole...
462
00:24:43,099 --> 00:24:45,524
Keanu Reeves approach.
- Keanu Reeves
463
00:24:45,534 --> 00:24:48,434
actually works, kind of,
though, in the construct...
464
00:24:48,444 --> 00:24:51,744
Of Campbell's
monomyth? Yeah.
465
00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:53,182
I know, I know, I know.
466
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:57,927
"Strange things are
afoot at the circle K,"
467
00:24:59,342 --> 00:25:04,103
"where Keanu must prepare for his
most momentous journey of all. "
468
00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:08,054
"Saving the world from
non-bogus waterslides,"
469
00:25:08,064 --> 00:25:10,633
"awesome malls, and
totally bodacious babes. "
470
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,944
It's quintessential
outside-the-box
471
00:25:12,954 --> 00:25:16,681
Cappie logic.
- No, it's smoke and mirrors. It's parlor tricks.
472
00:25:16,741 --> 00:25:19,392
You know, to prop up a
lifetime of mediocre grades,
473
00:25:19,402 --> 00:25:22,091
getting by and avoiding
all expectations.
474
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,489
I mean, listen,
Cappie is the same guy
475
00:25:24,499 --> 00:25:25,674
I knew in freshman year.
476
00:25:25,675 --> 00:25:28,717
Okay, he is smart. He
is full of potential.
477
00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:30,690
At the end of the day,
478
00:25:31,017 --> 00:25:33,884
he's going nowhere.
- As opposed to you.
479
00:25:33,894 --> 00:25:35,294
And me.
480
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,873
Cappie will probably be
481
00:25:37,883 --> 00:25:40,535
president of Kappa Tau
for the rest of his life.
482
00:25:40,635 --> 00:25:43,527
Or the social director
of a sandals resort.
483
00:25:45,361 --> 00:25:46,968
You know, in ten years,
484
00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:51,047
I plan on being a
Harvard law school grad.
485
00:25:52,071 --> 00:25:54,471
I know where I
want to be, Casey.
486
00:25:55,284 --> 00:25:56,817
Do you?
487
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:13,035
Okay, moving on
to new business.
488
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,022
Ashleigh...
489
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,934
We need to talk
about Travis.
490
00:26:17,935 --> 00:26:20,153
Uh, what about him?
491
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,394
We're all sisters here.
492
00:26:22,404 --> 00:26:24,924
We look out for each
other. We stick together.
493
00:26:24,934 --> 00:26:27,429
And to put it mildly,
494
00:26:27,439 --> 00:26:30,233
Travis isn't
exactly quality glue.
495
00:26:30,243 --> 00:26:32,382
You need to dump him.
496
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,226
If this is about last
night, he was just joking.
497
00:26:37,386 --> 00:26:41,284
In an unfunny
way. He's very dry.
498
00:26:41,294 --> 00:26:43,216
Casey?
- Uh, Frannie...
499
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,992
He publicly mocked
the entire Greek system
500
00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:48,734
in front of everyone
at Dobler's. Not cool.
501
00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:50,408
But I thought
everyone liked Travis?
502
00:26:50,418 --> 00:26:52,435
We do.
- We don't.
503
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:53,822
We lied.
504
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,425
Ashleigh, even with
such obvious pluses
505
00:26:56,435 --> 00:26:59,265
that he's hot and has
good fashion sense,
506
00:26:59,509 --> 00:27:01,261
his many
ass-like qualities
507
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:04,288
completely outweigh
his un-ass ones.
508
00:27:04,388 --> 00:27:07,348
But he's an Ivy Leaguer.
- Barely.
509
00:27:07,368 --> 00:27:08,791
He goes to Brown.
510
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:11,967
And now I know this must
be difficult for you, so
511
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,438
in the interests of helping
you out for the short term,
512
00:27:14,448 --> 00:27:17,881
I've made a list of viable dating
alternatives that won't bring down the house.
513
00:27:17,941 --> 00:27:19,701
We have Adam
at Lambda Sig.
514
00:27:19,711 --> 00:27:22,653
Alan at Pi Zeta. A
whole list just for you.
515
00:27:22,844 --> 00:27:24,413
Casey, help me out.
516
00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:26,787
Ashleigh, no offense,
517
00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:28,825
but you deserve
better than Travis.
518
00:27:29,295 --> 00:27:31,560
Oh, whoops, look at that!
519
00:27:31,646 --> 00:27:33,979
Time to bring
everyone else in.
520
00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:35,847
Hey, and I have something
special for you guys tonight.
521
00:27:35,857 --> 00:27:38,807
A candle passing
ceremony. I'm so excited!
522
00:27:38,976 --> 00:27:41,792
Yeah... Me too.
523
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,666
Welcome to the
CRU answer center.
524
00:28:24,677 --> 00:28:26,786
If you have the cash,
we have the answers.
525
00:28:26,796 --> 00:28:28,624
Press one for English.
526
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,252
To continue in Spanish...
527
00:28:30,931 --> 00:28:35,019
English literature from Beowulf
to The Canterbury Tales, press one.
528
00:28:35,298 --> 00:28:38,768
Organic chem and
physics, press two.
529
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:43,559
For Dr. Hastings' honors
physics 205 midterm, press one.
530
00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:51,322
Okay,
531
00:28:51,332 --> 00:28:56,240
it's time for our anonymous someone to
reveal herself by blowing out the candle.
532
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,019
Once around, friendship.
533
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:01,482
Twice, lavalier.
534
00:29:01,492 --> 00:29:03,854
Three times, pinning.
535
00:29:03,864 --> 00:29:06,604
Four times, engagement.
536
00:29:07,468 --> 00:29:09,188
What's five times?
537
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:10,878
Murder.
538
00:29:11,392 --> 00:29:13,195
Kidding!
539
00:29:14,614 --> 00:29:16,454
Okay, settle, girls.
540
00:29:20,575 --> 00:29:23,866
Now we pass
'round the light,
541
00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:27,417
let our love
glow and warm you.
542
00:29:27,427 --> 00:29:33,513
Let our bonds through the years,
let our hearts be joined as one...
543
00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:36,360
You could have given a me warning before
the entire sorority black-balled Travis.
544
00:29:36,370 --> 00:29:38,839
I'm sorry, I tried to talk
to you about this before.
545
00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:40,691
I just didn't think that
you would join the mob.
546
00:29:40,949 --> 00:29:43,244
Look, Travis isn't
remotely right for you.
547
00:29:43,254 --> 00:29:45,644
And if you weren't so worried
about being single, you'd know that.
548
00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:47,401
Oh, so you and Evan
are perfect together?
549
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,014
This isn't about
me and Evan.
550
00:29:49,466 --> 00:29:51,609
Maybe it's about
you and Cappie.
551
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,793
But no one knows how
you really feel, do they?
552
00:29:54,275 --> 00:29:55,904
What are you
talking about?
553
00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,278
We're just writing
a paper together.
554
00:29:59,288 --> 00:30:02,369
If that were the case, why
aren't you blowing out the candle?
555
00:30:33,408 --> 00:30:35,784
You're not still
upset, are you?
556
00:30:36,272 --> 00:30:38,828
Nope, in one ear
and out the other.
557
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:42,098
Of course on the way, you drilled a big
hole through my brain, not that it matters.
558
00:30:44,066 --> 00:30:47,207
I know how much
Travis means to you.
559
00:30:47,217 --> 00:30:49,567
But there comes
a time when
560
00:30:49,966 --> 00:30:52,317
you have to put
the past behind you.
561
00:30:53,016 --> 00:30:54,521
Excellent advice.
562
00:30:54,531 --> 00:30:56,854
Maybe you should
take it yourself.
563
00:30:56,864 --> 00:30:57,855
I'm looking out for you.
564
00:30:57,865 --> 00:30:59,930
Oh, so you're
just being helpful?
565
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:00,941
Ashleigh...
566
00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:07,502
I agree with Frannie, but
not because of the house.
567
00:31:07,512 --> 00:31:09,157
When you're
around Travis,
568
00:31:09,164 --> 00:31:11,998
you turn from fun,
interesting Ashleigh into
569
00:31:12,008 --> 00:31:13,778
boring, horrible
Ashleigh.
570
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:15,194
You disappear.
571
00:31:15,204 --> 00:31:18,349
And as your friend, I just
thought you should know that.
572
00:31:18,404 --> 00:31:19,929
But I love him.
573
00:31:20,994 --> 00:31:23,727
Yeah. Sometimes...
574
00:31:25,066 --> 00:31:27,202
You outgrow the
people you love.
575
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,560
How romantic of you.
576
00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:31,282
Where are you going?
577
00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:34,482
Case, true friends support
one another no matter what.
578
00:31:34,831 --> 00:31:35,844
No,
579
00:31:35,854 --> 00:31:37,944
real friends tell
each other the truth
580
00:31:37,954 --> 00:31:39,646
no matter what.
581
00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:41,119
Here's some truth.
582
00:31:41,129 --> 00:31:44,314
What you did
to me... Sucks.
583
00:31:47,528 --> 00:31:51,005
The midterm's in 13 hours. And
it's 40% of our total grade.
584
00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:53,411
Dale, you gotta be careful
drinking all that caffeine.
585
00:31:53,421 --> 00:31:57,339
No, my resting heart rate is
145. That's well within tolerance.
586
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:58,418
For a hummingbird.
587
00:31:58,428 --> 00:32:00,944
I only have 47
more pages to go.
588
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:53,742
I just bought the highest
priced candy bars on the planet.
589
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:09,170
"Role of non-centrosymmetry in liquid
crystalline and copolymer block self-assemblies."
590
00:33:13,194 --> 00:33:16,870
All the formulas are
listed as ingredients.
591
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:33,153
Okay, I'm missing
my aviators.
592
00:33:33,154 --> 00:33:34,940
I think they're
downstairs.
593
00:33:35,391 --> 00:33:37,995
Are you sure you
have to leave?
594
00:33:37,996 --> 00:33:40,599
Yeah, I've got a lot of work to do
back in Providence over the break.
595
00:33:41,024 --> 00:33:42,540
Well, have a
safe trip back.
596
00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:46,249
We sure are gonna miss ya.
- Yeah, thanks...
597
00:33:49,707 --> 00:33:51,829
I'll be down in a sec.
- Okay.
598
00:33:55,878 --> 00:33:59,833
Okay, quick question, real fast.
What do you think of Travis, honestly?
599
00:33:59,834 --> 00:34:03,089
Uh... He's...
600
00:34:03,090 --> 00:34:05,844
Not my type.
- Good one.
601
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,104
My sisters want
me to dump him.
602
00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:09,698
What do you want to do?
603
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,513
I don't know.
604
00:34:11,514 --> 00:34:15,901
Ashleigh, it doesn't matter what
your sisters want or what I think.
605
00:34:15,902 --> 00:34:17,261
You date who
you want to date.
606
00:34:17,262 --> 00:34:21,043
But Frannie said...
- No, you love who you want to love.
607
00:34:21,044 --> 00:34:25,957
You know, and if that's a problem, you
just... You keep your private life private.
608
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:28,806
I'm not a very good liar.
- It's not lying.
609
00:34:28,807 --> 00:34:30,902
It's your life.
610
00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:35,908
The only person you have to
be honest with is yourself.
611
00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:39,943
Okay.
612
00:34:42,015 --> 00:34:43,785
30 minutes left.
613
00:34:43,786 --> 00:34:49,401
I suggest that if you haven't begun the essay
questions at the end of page three by now,
614
00:34:49,402 --> 00:34:54,705
you pick up your test, go straight to the
administration, and transfer to something simpler.
615
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:31,572
"Only the hero is
chosen by fate... "
616
00:35:31,573 --> 00:35:35,345
"and only he can
transcend the obstacles
617
00:35:35,346 --> 00:35:38,043
in order to fulfill
his destiny... "
618
00:35:38,694 --> 00:35:42,827
"to accomplish
the impossible... "
619
00:35:43,171 --> 00:35:45,521
"and to forever
change the world."
620
00:35:59,869 --> 00:36:02,584
It's... Great.
621
00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:05,693
We make a good team.
622
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:07,634
Do we?
623
00:36:27,779 --> 00:36:29,791
Maybe it is fate.
624
00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:35,058
I've got a little a
confession to make.
625
00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:37,971
It wasn't exactly fate
that brought us together.
626
00:36:37,972 --> 00:36:39,667
Define "exactly."
627
00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:43,909
I bribed the T. A. With a few bottles of
Sandusky lager if he put us two together.
628
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,423
So fate was a
six-pack of beer? - No.
629
00:36:46,424 --> 00:36:49,029
Two six-packs.
630
00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:53,187
Oh, I don't know
what I was thinking.
631
00:36:53,188 --> 00:36:54,982
I should have guessed this
was all just a big scam.
632
00:36:54,983 --> 00:36:59,243
No scam. I just had to convince you that
getting lavaliered was a big mistake.
633
00:36:59,244 --> 00:37:01,505
So I could make a
bigger mistake with you?
634
00:37:01,506 --> 00:37:03,929
Well, not the words
I'd choose exactly.
635
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,392
I can't believe it.
I have a boyfriend,
636
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:09,259
and I was going to give that
all up for one of your jokes.
637
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,608
This isn't a joke.
638
00:37:10,609 --> 00:37:13,022
A joke would be, "a guy
walks into a bar... "
639
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,364
Stop, stop!
640
00:37:15,365 --> 00:37:18,837
Be a grownup for once.
Have a grownup conversation!
641
00:37:18,838 --> 00:37:21,705
A dyslexic guy
walks into a bra?
642
00:37:27,164 --> 00:37:30,774
I can't go back
to the way it was.
643
00:37:30,775 --> 00:37:34,092
I can't spend the rest of
my life protesting protests
644
00:37:34,093 --> 00:37:37,433
and eating pie. I
have plans, goals.
645
00:37:37,434 --> 00:37:39,768
I know. I have them too.
- Really?
646
00:37:39,769 --> 00:37:43,965
I know where I want to
be in ten years. Do you?
647
00:37:47,213 --> 00:37:49,540
I want to be with you.
648
00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:07,354
So I was thinking we could go to
this Swedish-Indian fusion place.
649
00:38:07,355 --> 00:38:11,431
I heard they have the best curried
meatballs and smoked salmon naan in town.
650
00:38:11,432 --> 00:38:15,511
Jen, do you know how to calculate
the surface waves of polymer films?
651
00:38:15,512 --> 00:38:17,754
No, of course not.
652
00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:19,604
Well, neither do I.
653
00:38:19,605 --> 00:38:21,918
But the problem
is, I'm supposed to.
654
00:38:21,919 --> 00:38:24,020
I don't understand.
655
00:38:24,021 --> 00:38:26,331
I forgot what
learning is about.
656
00:38:26,332 --> 00:38:28,539
Why I wanted to
study science.
657
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,098
It wasn't about
getting good grades.
658
00:38:31,099 --> 00:38:33,201
I wanted to learn.
659
00:38:34,358 --> 00:38:36,720
I cheated.
- You what?
660
00:38:36,721 --> 00:38:39,641
I got desperate. I
didn't know what to do.
661
00:38:40,323 --> 00:38:41,985
Well, that's not true.
662
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,150
I did, but I
cheated anyway.
663
00:38:47,118 --> 00:38:50,402
I cheated the school,
and worst of all,
664
00:38:50,403 --> 00:38:52,177
I cheated myself.
665
00:38:52,178 --> 00:38:55,674
So... What are you
gonna do about it?
666
00:38:57,344 --> 00:38:59,444
I am so proud of you.
667
00:38:59,445 --> 00:39:01,589
How did Travis take it?
668
00:39:02,221 --> 00:39:05,546
He was pretty
shook up. Very sad.
669
00:39:05,547 --> 00:39:08,303
Tears?
- A few.
670
00:39:09,616 --> 00:39:14,050
Good. So on to bigger
and better things?
671
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,896
I'm thinking it would be best
to take a few days off from guys.
672
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:21,154
Oh, I so understand. The mourning
process can be very helpful.
673
00:39:21,725 --> 00:39:23,777
Let's talk Saturday.
674
00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:33,212
I'll be at Dobler's.
- Excellent. 'Atta girl.
675
00:39:36,659 --> 00:39:40,505
Ash, is there
anything I can... Do...
676
00:39:59,929 --> 00:40:03,280
Omega Chi girl,
sweet as can be...
677
00:40:03,281 --> 00:40:07,917
Omega Chi girl, look
and you'll see...
678
00:40:07,918 --> 00:40:12,159
A woman fair and
true and strong...
679
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,810
A woman who's charms
are worthy of song...
680
00:40:16,811 --> 00:40:20,680
Omega Chi girl
send her my love...
681
00:40:46,633 --> 00:40:48,407
Hey.
682
00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:54,744
So I took your advice, and I am
keeping my private life private.
683
00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:56,232
Good for you.
684
00:40:56,233 --> 00:40:57,500
But...
685
00:40:57,501 --> 00:40:58,501
if I have to keep
Travis a secret,
686
00:40:58,502 --> 00:41:02,299
what do I do about the winter
formal and the spring mixer?
687
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:05,577
Well, if you don't have anyone
else, you can always take me.
688
00:41:05,578 --> 00:41:07,565
You'll beard for me?
689
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,433
Strange as it may seem.
690
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:13,941
Calvin, you wanna go catch
that game? That's playing?
691
00:41:15,146 --> 00:41:17,779
Oh... You good?
- Yeah, go.
692
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,127
I'll see you later.
693
00:41:37,266 --> 00:41:42,024
Hey, Travis, I know you're on the
plane, but I just wanted to say
694
00:41:42,025 --> 00:41:44,755
that I had a
wonderful time,
695
00:41:44,756 --> 00:41:48,046
and I can't wait to see you
next month in Rhode Island.
696
00:41:49,584 --> 00:41:51,462
I love you.
697
00:41:56,878 --> 00:42:00,149
That movie sucked. I
totally guessed the ending.
698
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:04,163
That's not the point. The
point is, the hero always wins.
699
00:42:04,164 --> 00:42:06,796
So it's like one of the rules?
- Absolutely.
700
00:42:06,797 --> 00:42:09,787
I mean, the twists and turns that they
take, that's just to make it interesting.
701
00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:13,462
In the end, good will
always triumph over evil.
702
00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:15,486
Always?
703
00:42:16,461 --> 00:42:18,118
Without a doubt.
704
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:30,484
There we go.
705
00:42:36,964 --> 00:42:39,236
I love you, Casey.
706
00:42:39,237 --> 00:42:41,029
I love you too.
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