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Previously on Greek:
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I'm Rebecca Logan.
Casey's my Big Sis in the sorority.
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- You're Senator Logan's daughter!
- You didn't mention you knew her.
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Should've known my little brother
would volunteer.
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- Way to take one for the team.
- Pledging's all about sacrifice.
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- That is impressive.
- Thanks, Big Sis.
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But if you really want to win,
you have to be willing to play dirty.
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Right, Becks?
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- Who sent it?
- I bet it's from Rebecca.
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She didn't do this. Someone else
is holding the camera.
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- Where's Rusty?
- What's the big emergency?
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Lisa Lawson, Cap? She's even
easier to get into bed than you are.
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Really?
Damn it, I'm losing my edge.
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Hey, Rusty!
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Remember me? Jen K?
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- Crush baskets?
- Yeah.
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Did you think ever that you might have
an un-secret admirer?
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- You like me?
- Duh!
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Spitter! Spitter! Spitter!
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Calm down, Jamie Lee, it's just me.
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I know. That nail polish
is super scary.
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Be serious.
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I have a crucial question to ask you.
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Do these need more rhinestones?
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Ash, they're puffy paint perfection!
The pledges are gonna flip.
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I know, right?
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Why you're going through the trouble?
We didn't have a party
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- when we were pledges.
- It's simple.
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Today's pledges are tomorrow's voters.
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You said Obama was cute,
but this campaign event seems extreme.
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For Zeta Beta President, you dork.
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With the rest of the house
away at the Indiana game,
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it's the perfect opportunity for me
to impress the girls.
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There are a ton of fun exercises
in my Pledge Educator handbook.
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After tonight the girls will
be bonded to each other,
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to Zeta Beta, and most of all, to me.
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- They must be so excited!
- Oh, that's the best part.
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I told them to pack
for a mystery location.
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I can't wait to surprise them!
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We missed an away game to spend
the night in the living room?
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Girls, tonight is about sisterhood.
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It's about all of us taking the time
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to connect on a deeper level.
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By morning, we'll truly be sisters.
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Now, who's up for a trust fall?
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- Expect heavy rains...
- OK, so I finished mopping the floors,
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- cleaned the bathrooms. Anything else?
- Yeah, uh, just one more thing.
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Time to repaint the kitchen.
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Uh...
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It's Friday night. Everyone else
is out of town at the game.
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Oh, poor Pledge Owens. You know, I drew
the short stick and got house duty too
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but you don't see me getting teary.
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Now, come on, if I'm here,
then my Little Bro is here.
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- All right, where's the paint?
- I'm screwing with you!
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Come on, plant a cheek.
Let's hang out for a bit.
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Oh.
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- Well, actually I...
- What?
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- You've got someplace you'd rather be?
- No. No, no. I, um...
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No, this is...
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...great.
- Yeah.
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- Want to watch TV?
- Love TV.
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Damn.
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Looks like we've got a mouse.
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- Well, that sucks.
- Well, you know what sucks
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is you pledges
still don't know how to clean.
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God, you're easy.
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That's the news for tonight.
Be safe out there.
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- Coming up next, Alien.
- Oh, check it out, Alien.
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- Spitter, a beer please. Thanks.
- You're the man.
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Thanks, Spitter.
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Hey, why the long face?
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This party's got your three
favorite things: Beer, girls,
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and a severe weather warning.
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- I'm in a funk, Spitter.
- Come on.
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Look at all the hot mamas here.
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I'm currently off the market
because I'm in a relationship.
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But if I didn't have a girlfriend,
I'd be all over this.
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Subtle.
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Cappie.
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What about her?
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We call her Saran Wrap.
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Clingy.
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- She's pretty.
- Her perfume gives me hives.
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Cappie.
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Now what could be wrong with her?
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- Sleep apnea.
- You are in a funk.
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Yeah, I just feel like I'm watching TV
and all that's on is reruns, you know?
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Maybe I just need a furlough
from the females.
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I could spend some time indulging
my other interests. Like beer.
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And Days of our Lives.
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And mentoring today's youth.
Speaking of which,
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tell me about this girlfriend of yours?
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Well...
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Her name is Jen K.,
and she has these soft,
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fluffy pink lips that
I could kiss forever.
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Hold that thought.
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My Harley popped a flat down the road.
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- Can I come in?
- Dear God, yes.
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Okay, everyone has a partner?
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Best Friday night ever, right?
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Way better than reruns
of Ghost Whisperer.
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We've been pledge sisters
for six weeks,
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- but we've barely even spoken.
- It boggles the mind.
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This is about trusting that your sisters
will always be there for you,
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that they will catch you
when you fall.
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And trusting that they won't be skanky
sluts who sleep with your boyfriend.
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So, when you're ready,
fall back and feel the support
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of the Zeta Beta sisterhood!
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Ooh! Ouija board!
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Oh, my God, are you okay?
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Brain pain.
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- Who wants to go first?
- Oh, I do.
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- Oh, me!
- Me too!
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We'll have time later once we get
through my agenda of activities.
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Casey, this corporate retreat
has been a non-stop funfest.
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But what better way to learn
about the Zeta Beta legacy than
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by talking to some old,
dead sisters?
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Yeah.
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That is, unless you're scared.
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Rebecca, you should know that
I'm not scared of things that are evil.
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- Prove it.
- Fine. And then we can move on.
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Is anyone there?
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Looks like nobody's home.
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They must be at the football game.
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Look!
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- A spirit moves among us.
- Please, Rebecca totally moved it.
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Spirit, tell us who you are!
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V... I...
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...R... G...
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...I... N.
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Virgin. I stand corrected.
It's not Rebecca.
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Now, back to bonding.
How about some pledge trivia?
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- Or we could tell ghost stories!
- Yeah. Let's do that.
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Welcome to Kappa Tau.
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I'm Cappie, your humble servant.
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Cappie, huh? Cute.
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So I've been told.
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And, uh... And you are?
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Destiny.
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Exotic. Cosmic.
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Me likey.
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These are other people.
May I take your jacket?
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Fine.
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- Destiny, you are...
- Thirsty.
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- Pour me a drink?
- What would you like?
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Something with a bite to it.
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I'll get you something
you can sink your teeth into.
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- So should we call someone?
- Why?
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- To fix your bike?
- Oh, right.
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I'll let the storm blow over.
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Are you a student?
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You ask a lot of questions.
Do I need to have my lawyer present?
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Kidding.
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You learn to ask that in prison.
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Kidding.
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She's odd.
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Yeah.
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Oddly hot.
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Let me guess, it's from my brother.
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My, oh, my, isn't he Captain Romance?
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How's the head wound?
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I'm not showing any signs of
a concussion, so I should be OK.
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- Are you pre-med?
- No. Just clumsy.
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I see.
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So I guess this proves
Rebecca Logan can't be trusted.
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That was proven long ago.
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- Via text message.
- Exactly.
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Wait a second. How did you know
about that video?
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- I sent it to you.
- What?
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Rebecca and I
were in the same rush group.
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I had a front row seat that night
for her little indiscretion.
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- I thought you deserved to know.
- Wow.
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- That video was painful to watch.
- So I shouldn't have sent it?
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No. No, I'm glad you did.
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In a weird way it helped me
process and purge.
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I can't believe you were
the cell phone Scorsese.
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Scorsese? You think?
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I felt the framing was a little off,
especially towards the end.
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I'm sorry.
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Sometimes I misinterpret snappy banter.
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Just know that I was only
trying to help.
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No matter what, there's always
one pledge who's on your side.
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Thanks, Jen K.
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Oh, I didn't mean me.
I was talking about Mandy.
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Funny.
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You're really funny.
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I can see why my brother's so into you.
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Legend has it, the ghost
was the spirit of an old student
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who was the golden girl on campus.
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Class president, prom queen,
all that crap.
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But, she'd suffered
a horrible humiliation.
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I heard it was some sort of sex scandal.
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Anyway, she became
the laughingstock of the entire school.
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And the humiliation made her snap!
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She took a razor blade
and slashed the throats
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of the most popular girls at school.
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Then she arranged the bodies
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in an elaborate fake slumber party.
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And that's how they found her,
covered in blood,
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pretending she had friends.
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Dobler's is closed.
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Can you freakin' believe it?
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Perhaps because of the tornado watch.
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So? It's karaoke Friday!
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Their loss. I was gonna do my
reggae version of Lady Marmalade.
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Ash...
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Rebecca is totally hijacking
my slumber party.
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She's in there telling ghost stories.
Help me get control back.
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No problem. Let me handle this.
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Everyone, listen up!
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Did you know that a ZBZ died
in this house?
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Ash.
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Her name was Virginia.
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I bet that was what
the Ouija board was spelling!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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See? Told ya!
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No!
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Oh, man! She was just about
to blow it out the airlock!
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- Thanks.
- What?
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Now I know how it ends.
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I'm sorry.
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- Gotcha!
- Oh, ho ho!
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Who's easy now?
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I've seen that movie like 87 times.
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Cell phones are out too.
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What can two guys do alone in the dark?
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Uh...
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Uh, how about we catch that mouse?
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- Great idea!
- Yeah.
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Did you arrange this lighting?
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Well, I do look best in candlelight.
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And how do I look?
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You look...
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...familiar.
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Let me guess, you've seen me
in your dreams?
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Come on, Cappie,
is that the best you've got?
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I love your smile. I just want
to put it in my pocket.
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I love your eyes.
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I want to gouge them out and wear them
on a chain around my neck.
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You're a little bit twisted.
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Refreshing.
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Cap, can I borrow a candle?
I'm gonna look for some flashlights.
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Will be in effect...
High winds have knocked out
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power lines throughout the area.
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Everyone is advised to stay inside.
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She came here on purpose.
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Hold the hysteria, everyone.
It's just the storm.
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- Or is it Virginia?
- There is no Virginia.
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Right, Ash?
250
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:30,611
Then why did they make this?
251
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,747
What is that doing there?
252
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,762
Frannie hung it there. She said it was
too depressing for daily viewing.
253
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,698
- I wonder how she died.
- She was probably murdered.
254
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,995
By a serial killer.
255
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,602
Who ate her!
256
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,073
Please.
257
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,301
I'm sure she died of something
boring like cancer.
258
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,039
And, Ash, we don't know
that she died in the house.
259
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,173
- If only we could Google her.
- Ah, but we can't.
260
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:58,583
Moving on.
261
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,313
How about we all gather around
for a sharing circle?
262
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,286
We could use these.
263
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,325
Oh, right! Books! Duh!
264
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,663
- Where's the lights, Spitter?
- Yeah, man.
265
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,996
- Spitter! Cut it out!
- Sorry.
266
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,968
- Wade, have you seen Cappie?
- No.
267
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,201
That girl Cappie's with
has been lying to us.
268
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,639
She said she came across
this house by accident,
269
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,573
but I found our address in her purse.
270
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,805
- What should we do?
- Spitter, come on.
271
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:28,880
Wade? You there?
272
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:44,125
OK, Alien versus Aliens. Discuss.
273
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,630
What's there to discuss? Alien.
274
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:50,134
Sigourney Weaver, uh, Ridley Scott,
it's in a different league.
275
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,933
Yeah, I don't know though. I don't know.
I mean, Aliens had James Cameron.
276
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,531
- And Paul Reiser.
- Paul Reiser?
277
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,872
You call that an argument?
278
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:02,505
No, Alien is a classic. Like Jaws.
279
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,576
Uh, please, don't...
don't bring up Jaws.
280
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,383
- My sister died in a shark attack.
- Yeah, right.
281
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,119
No, it's true.
It was two summers ago.
282
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,855
We were taking
surfing lessons in Hawaii.
283
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,692
She'd just caught her first wave.
284
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,256
I'll never forget the smile on her face.
285
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,297
Then all of a sudden
out of nowhere a fin appeared.
286
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,338
Oh, my God.
287
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,274
Yeah.
288
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:33,703
We screamed for her to paddle,
but it was too late.
289
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,415
The shark attacked.
290
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,481
She screamed...
291
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,783
"I can't believe
you're buying this, Calvin!"
292
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,121
Oh, you jackass!
293
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,219
No, no, I don't even have a sister,
only brothers.
294
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,763
- And an addiction to horror movies.
- Oh, same here.
295
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,196
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
296
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,530
When I was a kid, my parents
would only let me watch PBS.
297
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,833
Late at night, I would sneak downstairs
298
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,339
and stay up all night
watching horror movies.
299
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,171
Watching two inches away
and you keep the volume low.
300
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,904
Which made it even scarier.
301
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:11,143
I know! Plus, in those 1980s slasher
movies, there's always a hot girl
302
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,877
- flashing her boobs.
- Yeah.
303
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:13,918
Yeah.
304
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,081
Do you hear that?
305
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,755
- Evan.
- What?
306
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,985
It's right behind you.
307
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,860
Oh, Evan.
308
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,498
Yeah, you'll pay for that, Owens.
309
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,129
That's for your dead sister.
310
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,011
What?
311
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,076
- I think I'll need a bigger spatula.
- Yeah.
312
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:55,586
Cappie?
313
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,963
Manly scream you got there.
314
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,304
Yeah, well, you surprised me.
315
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,734
- Have you seen Cappie?
- I'm not his mother.
316
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,809
- Is the bathroom this way?
- Yeah.
317
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,877
Destiny, wait!
318
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,181
Why are you here?
319
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,442
Someone needs to work
on their listening.
320
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,281
I told you, my bike broke down.
321
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,853
How do you explain this?
322
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,482
- Where did you get that?
- Never mind that. I'm on to you.
323
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,817
- Relax.
- Hey, Wade...
324
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,262
Nice one, Spitter!
325
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,260
Yeah.
326
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,395
Who are you?
327
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,441
Sydney Bristow?
328
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,903
- OK, listen, I came here to see Cappie.
- You know him?
329
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,651
We went to Camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa
together ten years ago.
330
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,847
Why didn't you just say so?
331
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,388
Because...
332
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,220
God, this is so embarrassing.
333
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:02,887
Look...
334
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,930
My real name isn't Destiny,
it's Patty.
335
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,396
Back in camp, I was the fat girl.
336
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,968
A total outcast.
337
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:14,005
Cappie was the only thing
that made it worthwhile.
338
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,040
I had such a crush on him.
339
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,204
But he was part of the cool crowd.
340
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:23,170
So I promised myself that one day
I'd make him notice me.
341
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:26,012
- You chose tonight?
- I drove up from West Virginia.
342
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,814
Just my luck, there's a freakin'
hurricane outside.
343
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:30,912
Let's get Cappie and tell him.
344
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,450
No!
345
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,455
No, this is our little secret.
346
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,757
If you tell Cappie
it'll ruin our moment.
347
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,224
He deserves to know
who you really are.
348
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,063
This is who I really am!
349
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,832
Are you the same person
you were back then?
350
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,304
No, I'm not.
351
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,673
See? I swear I'll tell him
eventually. Cool?
352
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:57,379
Fine! Could you please release
your kung fu grip?
353
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:01,215
This is me being gentle. If I wanted to,
I could snap it like a twig.
354
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,648
I'm real glad we had this chat.
355
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,155
- I found her!
- She's wearing the Rachel.
356
00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:12,321
Hello, hair cliché!
357
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:16,299
It says here that she was Pledge
Educator, just like you, Casey.
358
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:19,667
Really? I wonder if she planned
a slumber party.
359
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,569
In fact, she ran for President.
360
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:26,703
But according to these minutes,
she lost by one vote to Trudy Henderson.
361
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,778
- Oh, my gosh!
- What?
362
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,946
The election was the day she died.
363
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:36,712
You guys, I found out
how Virginia croaked.
364
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,052
She hung herself from the chandelier.
365
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,522
- Oh, my gosh.
- Gross.
366
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:45,154
She must have been really
depressed about losing.
367
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,697
How sad.
368
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,528
Sad? It's pathetic.
369
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,161
Who makes that big of a deal
about a stupid sorority election?
370
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:17,671
You're hypnotizing me
with those hips, aren't you?
371
00:23:20,743 --> 00:23:22,301
Go ahead.
372
00:23:22,378 --> 00:23:24,346
Try and pinch an inch.
373
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,849
- You can't, can you?
- You're perfect.
374
00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:31,680
I'm perfect for you.
375
00:23:33,489 --> 00:23:34,649
I couldn't agree more.
376
00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:38,193
Cappie, you've got to come quick!
377
00:23:39,228 --> 00:23:41,856
What is it, Lassie?
Is the barn burning down?
378
00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:44,661
Yeah. Can't you see we're kind of busy?
379
00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:46,759
It's Beaver. He's drunk.
380
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:50,530
And he's peeing in your closet.
381
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,072
Not again.
382
00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:55,410
All right, stay here,
I'll be right back.
383
00:24:06,222 --> 00:24:09,658
Well, they're urine-free.
You must have given him stage fright.
384
00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:10,953
We don't have much time.
385
00:24:11,026 --> 00:24:13,051
That's why we should
live in the moment.
386
00:24:13,129 --> 00:24:14,892
No, I mean until Destiny finds us.
387
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:17,898
- She's not who you think she is.
- She's not a hot girl?
388
00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:18,934
No, she is.
389
00:24:19,034 --> 00:24:21,264
Then she's exactly who I think she is.
390
00:24:21,337 --> 00:24:24,306
But you know her.
She went to camp with you.
391
00:24:25,074 --> 00:24:26,041
What?
392
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:30,138
Listen, I might die for telling you
this, but her name isn't Destiny.
393
00:24:30,212 --> 00:24:33,579
- It's Patty.
- Patty? From camp?
394
00:24:36,619 --> 00:24:39,747
The only Patty there
was Patty the Fatty.
395
00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,558
Oh, my God, she's Patty the Fatty!
396
00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:51,266
What are the odds that she'd get
a flat tire outside of our house?
397
00:24:52,468 --> 00:24:56,234
- Oh, my God, she came to see me.
- Yeah.
398
00:24:56,338 --> 00:24:58,306
She's always had a crush on you.
399
00:24:58,407 --> 00:25:00,773
She spent the past ten years
getting in shape
400
00:25:00,843 --> 00:25:02,970
so you two could have a second chance.
401
00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:05,179
- That is really...
- Insane.
402
00:25:05,247 --> 00:25:06,339
- Hot!
- What?
403
00:25:06,415 --> 00:25:09,316
A fat girl turned into
a hot chick for me.
404
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,911
It's like... It's like
a Reese Witherspoon movie!
405
00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:15,456
She went through all that trouble
to get into shape,
406
00:25:15,524 --> 00:25:17,958
the least I can do
is reward her effort, right?
407
00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:21,758
- But she sounds crazy.
- Crazy like a fox.
408
00:25:21,831 --> 00:25:25,289
A super fox in leather,
to be specific. I'm flattered.
409
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,597
You need to relax.
410
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,729
Listen. No, Cap...
411
00:25:29,805 --> 00:25:31,830
I think she's dangerous.
412
00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:34,808
She's really strong and
she got these crazy eyes.
413
00:25:34,877 --> 00:25:36,037
- She tried to...
- Wow.
414
00:25:36,111 --> 00:25:38,443
You're really mowing
that grassy knoll, huh?
415
00:25:39,215 --> 00:25:40,978
I think I can handle her, Spitter.
416
00:25:48,591 --> 00:25:49,956
Breathe, girls.
417
00:25:50,392 --> 00:25:53,884
In through the nose,
out through the mouth.
418
00:25:53,963 --> 00:25:55,794
This is all because of the storm.
419
00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:58,493
The storm entered and knocked down
the chandelier?
420
00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:01,832
No, the chandelier
is older than Madonna.
421
00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:05,032
We've been trying to get
an electrician in here to secure it.
422
00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:08,440
The wind made the house vibrate,
which was enough to make it fall.
423
00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:11,536
But Casey, I saw the electrician
in here last week.
424
00:26:11,614 --> 00:26:14,242
- That's not possible.
- This has got to be Virginia.
425
00:26:14,316 --> 00:26:16,011
She is one pissed poltergeist!
426
00:26:20,923 --> 00:26:22,481
You're freaking the girls out.
427
00:26:22,591 --> 00:26:24,855
- Good, it's working.
- What is your problem?
428
00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:27,828
These girls might buy your
slumber party bonding crap,
429
00:26:27,897 --> 00:26:30,593
but I see right through it.
You just want their votes.
430
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,896
- That's not true.
- It's good politics.
431
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,232
- I'm impressed.
- Why are you sabotaging it?
432
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:37,670
First there's the whole
arch nemesis thing.
433
00:26:37,773 --> 00:26:39,502
But also, I feel my pledge sisters
434
00:26:39,575 --> 00:26:42,510
deserve to see how their
future leader reacts in a crisis.
435
00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:44,546
Wait, everyone, shut up!
436
00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:45,773
I know how to fix this.
437
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:49,875
We need to have a séance!
438
00:26:50,786 --> 00:26:52,413
Great idea!
439
00:27:02,631 --> 00:27:03,723
You see anything?
440
00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:05,600
Not yet.
441
00:27:06,902 --> 00:27:08,563
He's too fat to have gone far.
442
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,241
Evan, three o'clock.
443
00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:24,785
All right, begin
Operation Rodent Round-Up.
444
00:27:29,491 --> 00:27:32,255
Dinnertime, Mr. Rat.
445
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,433
- On three.
- OK.
446
00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:42,368
- OK. Ready?
- Ready.
447
00:27:43,472 --> 00:27:44,439
One.
448
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,008
Two.
449
00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:06,392
- What the hell was that?
- I don't know.
450
00:28:13,002 --> 00:28:14,094
Hey, Rusty.
451
00:28:15,871 --> 00:28:16,838
What you watching?
452
00:28:17,773 --> 00:28:21,732
A freaky, delusional romance
that could have deadly consequences.
453
00:28:21,844 --> 00:28:23,675
Uh-huh.
454
00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:25,714
So do you know
how to work this thingy?
455
00:28:25,814 --> 00:28:28,874
I was kind of wondering when
cell service is gonna be back.
456
00:28:32,488 --> 00:28:34,251
Cool. It's like magic.
457
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:39,217
Actually, it's a simple crank generator
that turns friction into electricity.
458
00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:42,597
- Or magic!
- This just in:
459
00:28:42,664 --> 00:28:47,225
Stonybrook Mental Institution reports
that one of their patients has escaped.
460
00:28:47,336 --> 00:28:50,396
She's described as
a Caucasian woman, five-foot-eight...
461
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:53,908
...years old.
462
00:28:54,009 --> 00:28:57,672
Listeners are warned to avoid contact
since she is considered unstable
463
00:28:57,746 --> 00:28:59,236
and extremely dangerous.
464
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:01,916
Scary.
465
00:29:04,186 --> 00:29:06,154
You have no idea.
466
00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:09,255
We're ready.
467
00:29:09,358 --> 00:29:12,259
- This is ridiculous, Ash.
- Trust me.
468
00:29:12,327 --> 00:29:15,626
I had a Goth phase in middle school.
This séance will work.
469
00:29:15,697 --> 00:29:20,066
Yeah, Casey. We gotta see this through.
Virginia's trying to tell us something.
470
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,763
Probably that there's
no such thing as ghosts.
471
00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:26,501
Shh! OK, we all must be
quiet and relaxed.
472
00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:29,772
Everyone close your eyes
and hold hands.
473
00:29:32,548 --> 00:29:34,846
Eww! Clammy.
474
00:29:34,917 --> 00:29:38,478
Virginia Horton,
the sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta
475
00:29:38,587 --> 00:29:40,885
invite you to commune with us.
476
00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:46,124
Maybe she has her cell phone turned off.
477
00:29:52,701 --> 00:29:56,364
- Ow!
- Sorry. You were possessed.
478
00:29:56,438 --> 00:29:58,599
Her spirit passed through me.
479
00:29:59,741 --> 00:30:00,969
She's here!
480
00:30:01,043 --> 00:30:04,774
Ashleigh, could you ask the ghost
what she wants so we can move on?
481
00:30:05,914 --> 00:30:09,077
Virginia, tell us what you want.
482
00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:12,085
I bet she wants us
to get back to bonding.
483
00:30:23,298 --> 00:30:25,323
You guys, it's just the wind.
484
00:30:25,934 --> 00:30:30,098
Um... I'm not so sure.
485
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,254
What do you think that was back there?
486
00:30:47,322 --> 00:30:48,584
No idea.
487
00:30:48,657 --> 00:30:51,421
I'm just, uh, hoping
it doesn't bleed acid.
488
00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:56,228
Don't worry, little bro,
I'll protect you.
489
00:30:57,466 --> 00:30:59,331
Why do you think I need protecting?
490
00:30:59,701 --> 00:31:00,827
Well...
491
00:31:02,104 --> 00:31:04,129
You seemed a little scared, that's all.
492
00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:08,336
Me? No. I've faced some pretty
vicious animals in my day.
493
00:31:10,045 --> 00:31:11,012
See that?
494
00:31:11,113 --> 00:31:14,674
My little sister's bunny, Flopsie,
took a chunk out of it.
495
00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:17,514
I needed four stitches
and a tetanus shot.
496
00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:18,553
That's nothing.
497
00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:23,282
Petting zoo, 1998,
got attacked by a rogue goat.
498
00:31:23,392 --> 00:31:25,883
Six stitches and
they closed the zoo for a week.
499
00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:30,495
Paper route, eighth grade. Rabid poodle
attack, 12 stitches and I passed out.
500
00:31:30,566 --> 00:31:33,399
Poodle? Try a polo horse.
I fell off one four years ago,
501
00:31:33,468 --> 00:31:37,905
- got a concussion and a CAT scan.
- Ah, head trauma, huh? Explains a lot.
502
00:31:37,973 --> 00:31:40,032
- What?
- Uh...
503
00:31:44,413 --> 00:31:45,380
It's on the move!
504
00:31:50,485 --> 00:31:53,545
You guys,
there's no such thing as ghosts.
505
00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:54,589
Right, Ashleigh?
506
00:31:56,892 --> 00:31:58,223
You can never be too safe.
507
00:32:01,163 --> 00:32:03,688
Casey, tell them
they're being ridiculous.
508
00:32:03,765 --> 00:32:06,529
Well, you did call Virginia pathetic.
509
00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:09,126
- Everyone heard you.
- But I was kidding!
510
00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:12,396
I was kidding! It was just a joke!
511
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,111
Oops. Loose brick.
512
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,608
You guys... look.
513
00:32:20,682 --> 00:32:22,775
The ghost is writing us notes!
514
00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,683
Virginia is such a pretty name!
515
00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:32,921
I don't think these are notes.
I think these are votes.
516
00:32:33,028 --> 00:32:35,189
Then that can only mean one thing.
517
00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:39,567
Someone fixed the election.
518
00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:43,296
The minutes said
that Virginia lost by one vote.
519
00:32:43,372 --> 00:32:46,205
But if these were counted,
she would have won.
520
00:32:46,275 --> 00:32:47,367
You guys...
521
00:32:47,876 --> 00:32:49,366
I know what we have to do!
522
00:32:54,049 --> 00:32:55,778
All clear! Sweep the room.
523
00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:03,057
You know, we really make a good team.
524
00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:06,492
Yeah, like, uh, Jackie Chan
and Chris Tucker.
525
00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,461
To think I thought, you know,
we wouldn't get along.
526
00:33:14,970 --> 00:33:17,131
- Really?
- You know, you're...
527
00:33:18,073 --> 00:33:19,040
You know.
528
00:33:20,309 --> 00:33:21,606
Um, what?
529
00:33:22,911 --> 00:33:24,401
You're pals with Rusty.
530
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,979
Him and I aren't exactly amigos.
531
00:33:29,418 --> 00:33:31,784
Yeah, I know,
I was there for paddlegate.
532
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:33,013
Oh, yeah.
533
00:33:36,525 --> 00:33:38,493
It's cool you can see beyond that, man.
534
00:33:38,593 --> 00:33:42,427
Well, you know, I just try to stay out
of other people's business, you know?
535
00:33:42,831 --> 00:33:44,924
I do. And I respect that.
536
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,629
You know how many people want in
my business because I'm a Chambers?
537
00:33:48,704 --> 00:33:53,437
Yeah. It's... It's crazy how
one little word can define you.
538
00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:56,033
- Totally.
- Uh...
539
00:33:56,111 --> 00:33:59,239
Evan, there's something
I think you should know.
540
00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:00,372
What is it?
541
00:34:03,685 --> 00:34:07,451
- Giant snake! Above you!
- Nice try.
542
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,398
- Get it off! Get it off!
- Get away from him, you bitch!
543
00:34:17,466 --> 00:34:21,095
Get it off me! Get it off me!
544
00:34:22,537 --> 00:34:24,698
Counter-clockwise! Counter-clock...
545
00:34:37,052 --> 00:34:38,019
Cappie?
546
00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:40,854
I really need to talk to you.
547
00:34:45,761 --> 00:34:46,728
Cappie?
548
00:34:56,037 --> 00:34:59,370
Dude, give me a second.
It's just number one.
549
00:35:01,410 --> 00:35:03,844
The bathroom is that way, Beav!
550
00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:06,142
Why do they keep moving it?
551
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:40,827
What the hell?
552
00:35:45,632 --> 00:35:48,567
Whoa!
553
00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,301
Do you like my art project?
554
00:35:56,943 --> 00:36:00,106
I can see you're influenced
by the deconstructionist movement.
555
00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,943
Ah... Sit down.
556
00:36:02,015 --> 00:36:03,312
We're not done.
557
00:36:04,484 --> 00:36:06,349
I'm really good at arts and crafts.
558
00:36:06,419 --> 00:36:07,647
I can see that.
559
00:36:08,555 --> 00:36:11,888
This was what I did
every day at camp, alone,
560
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:15,223
while everybody else
played kickball and rode horses.
561
00:36:17,197 --> 00:36:20,132
Well, creativity is a much more
transferable skill.
562
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,465
I'd imagine this was me and Cappie,
holding hands for eternity.
563
00:36:23,537 --> 00:36:25,266
I can see the resemblance.
564
00:36:25,338 --> 00:36:28,102
Now, I kind of picture this as us
and all our friends.
565
00:36:28,175 --> 00:36:30,200
Oh, look. This is you.
566
00:36:31,378 --> 00:36:32,936
Oopsy.
567
00:36:33,914 --> 00:36:35,848
- Listen, Patty.
- Destiny!
568
00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:36,940
Destiny.
569
00:36:39,386 --> 00:36:43,288
I know what it's like to want
to go back and revise history.
570
00:36:43,356 --> 00:36:46,052
I wasn't always this cool frat guy
you see before you.
571
00:36:46,993 --> 00:36:48,085
But...
572
00:36:48,161 --> 00:36:50,288
...you just can't change the past.
573
00:36:50,897 --> 00:36:53,127
And you can't make someone love you.
574
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,565
Yes, I can!
575
00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:58,465
Tonight is going to be perfect.
576
00:36:59,105 --> 00:37:00,367
You'll see.
577
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,807
Because I have waited too long
to let anything mess this up.
578
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,468
Or anyone.
579
00:37:05,579 --> 00:37:09,037
♪ Camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa
It's really fun
580
00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:13,549
♪ It's really fun, Camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa
581
00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:18,122
♪ Our campers are the bravest ones
582
00:37:18,191 --> 00:37:22,287
♪ We don't write letters to our mamas ♪
583
00:37:22,729 --> 00:37:24,993
- You remembered me?
- Of course.
584
00:37:25,398 --> 00:37:26,922
From the moment you walked in.
585
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,366
How could I forget
the way the water glistened
586
00:37:29,436 --> 00:37:32,337
off your Wonder Woman bathing suit?
587
00:37:33,974 --> 00:37:36,670
You didn't stand up for me!
You let them call me names!
588
00:37:36,743 --> 00:37:38,677
I know, and that was wrong.
589
00:37:39,012 --> 00:37:41,503
I was young and stupid.
590
00:37:41,581 --> 00:37:43,640
Do you have any idea what it's like
591
00:37:43,717 --> 00:37:46,208
to love someone
who has caused you so much pain?
592
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,522
Cappie, look out!
593
00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:12,103
That's it?
594
00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:14,239
Excuse me?
595
00:38:14,915 --> 00:38:17,179
I lost eighty pounds for that?
596
00:38:18,852 --> 00:38:22,344
I've never had any complaints before.
Let me just try a better angle.
597
00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:26,290
Yeah, no, that's OK. Listen, it's
been fun, but I really need a doughnut.
598
00:38:27,627 --> 00:38:30,095
- Stay in touch!
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
599
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,932
Sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta,
this election is called to order.
600
00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:47,707
Our President is the person who shapes
the future of our sisterhood.
601
00:38:47,781 --> 00:38:49,806
It is a role that requires vision,
602
00:38:49,883 --> 00:38:53,785
tenacity and grace, so choose wisely.
603
00:38:53,853 --> 00:38:58,483
We have two candidates this evening:
Virginia Horton and...
604
00:38:59,893 --> 00:39:03,329
- What's that chick's name?
- Trudy Henderson.
605
00:39:03,396 --> 00:39:04,363
Trudy Henderson!
606
00:39:04,464 --> 00:39:08,195
Would anyone like to make a supporting
statement for either candidate?
607
00:39:14,507 --> 00:39:17,772
I'd just like to say that Virginia
seems like the clear choice.
608
00:39:17,844 --> 00:39:22,213
She is by far the skinniest,
prettiest, most worthy candidate.
609
00:39:22,315 --> 00:39:24,579
She's definitely not pathetic.
610
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,678
- In any way.
- Thank you, Pledge Logan.
611
00:39:29,756 --> 00:39:31,690
Let's get on with the voting.
612
00:39:32,192 --> 00:39:35,093
All in favor of Virginia Horton,
raise your hand.
613
00:39:36,663 --> 00:39:37,823
Well, it looks like...
614
00:39:37,931 --> 00:39:41,298
- Wait! Hold on, I'm not done counting!
- Ash, it looks unanimous.
615
00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:43,597
Virginia Horton wins.
616
00:39:44,738 --> 00:39:46,296
Congratulations, Virginia!
617
00:39:47,173 --> 00:39:50,199
This election is adjourned.
618
00:39:52,112 --> 00:39:55,138
- Now what?
- Now we can get on with our evening.
619
00:39:55,215 --> 00:39:56,773
Do you think it worked?
620
00:40:01,721 --> 00:40:03,086
Apparently so.
621
00:40:03,723 --> 00:40:07,022
- Let's hear it for Casey, everybody!
- Yeah, Casey.
622
00:40:08,395 --> 00:40:10,363
Now who's up for some ice cream?
623
00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:17,128
It looks like you owe Casey your life.
624
00:40:30,617 --> 00:40:33,085
The exterminator's gonna be here
in two hours.
625
00:40:33,153 --> 00:40:36,452
Two hours?
OK, I think we can make it until then.
626
00:40:40,093 --> 00:40:41,651
What do we tell the guys?
627
00:40:44,297 --> 00:40:46,060
I say we never speak of this again.
628
00:40:48,835 --> 00:40:50,996
Everybody's got their secrets, right?
629
00:40:51,404 --> 00:40:52,371
Right.
630
00:41:09,656 --> 00:41:13,353
In other news, police have
apprehended the escaped mental patient.
631
00:41:13,426 --> 00:41:16,691
Officials say that luckily
the 60-year-old woman had a bad hip
632
00:41:16,763 --> 00:41:18,526
and was unable to travel far.
633
00:41:19,933 --> 00:41:21,298
Could I be a bad kisser?
634
00:41:21,401 --> 00:41:24,962
It's like having a dangling booger,
someone would tell me, right?
635
00:41:25,038 --> 00:41:28,804
Cap, you can't listen to what she said.
She was crazy after all.
636
00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:31,241
She wasn't crazy, she was in love.
637
00:41:31,311 --> 00:41:33,370
It's a fine line between the two.
638
00:41:33,446 --> 00:41:35,914
She drove here from
West Virginia to find you.
639
00:41:35,982 --> 00:41:37,540
She went after what she wants.
640
00:41:39,052 --> 00:41:40,417
You have to admire that.
641
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,489
- But what did it get her?
- Closure.
642
00:41:44,357 --> 00:41:45,517
Now she can move on.
643
00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:46,785
Guys...
644
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:49,158
Look who I found outside.
645
00:41:49,229 --> 00:41:51,197
- Hey, Timmy!
- Timmy!
646
00:41:51,297 --> 00:41:53,060
I'm so glad that I found you.
647
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,259
Who's my buddy? Who's my buddy?
648
00:41:57,437 --> 00:41:59,166
What's up with the redecorating?
649
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,707
Just putting Virginia back
where she belongs.
650
00:42:01,774 --> 00:42:04,004
After tonight,
she deserves to be up there.
651
00:42:08,481 --> 00:42:10,381
Yeah, funny thing about tonight.
652
00:42:10,450 --> 00:42:13,817
What a coincidence that these votes
were hidden in the fireplace.
653
00:42:14,687 --> 00:42:16,018
I know, right?
654
00:42:16,089 --> 00:42:20,321
And what's more impressive
is one of them's in Casey's handwriting.
655
00:42:20,393 --> 00:42:23,294
- Crazy, huh?
- Really?
656
00:42:23,363 --> 00:42:24,796
What a coincidence.
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