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Previously on Greek:

You gotta be smart to get
in the honors program.

- How'd you know?
- This is the honors floor.

I found out you had sex
with Evan Chambers.

- I did. Rush night. It was amazing!
- Evan Chambers is my boyfriend.

- How awkward.
- So, what do I do?

You do what you need to do
to make it right in your mind.

There she is.

- You guys play football?
- I played for a year in little league.

- We'd kick your ass at anything.
- Really?

- Yeah, we could.
- I'm not gay. We were just drunk.

- Who sent it?
- Rebecca.

Someone else is holding the camera.
I'll delete it.

No, wait.

- Where'd you get that?
- You didn't get attention

from your dad growing up.
Wanna get his attention now?

Howe comes up from the outside.
Setting up his shot... he shoots.

Howe comes up from the outside.
Setting up his shot... he shoots.

You might want to aim away
from the goal next time.

I'm improving.
That's all that matters.

Hey, did you know during his
20-year career in the NHL,

Wayne Gretzky scored 894 goals,
had 1,963 assists.

- That's 2,857 points.
- No.

- Didn't know you were so into hockey.
- I'm not.

I've never watched a game before.
But I never played Beer Pong either.

- Don't remind me.
- Kappa Taus' first floor hockey game

- is today. I want to be ready.
- It's just intramural sports.

I never really
got to play sports in high school.

This is something I feel like I can
really do. Playing sports with the guys.

Doing guy stuff.

Yeah, well, enjoy your guy thing,
Gretzky. I got to get back to the house.

- Going to play for Omega Chis?
- No. Sounds like work.

Open net.
Rusty Cartwright all by himself,

setting up his shot, he shoots...

How about giving me
a two-minute head start, OK?

Sorry.

Oh, I asked for a Sumatra with
a splash of soy, not a latte with whole.

- You don't want me to get fat, do you?
- Get?

What?

Question: If I wanted to leak
a sex video onto the Internet,

could I do that straight from my phone?

Nothing starts the day off right
like that first cup of joe.

After all, your first
is always the best, don't you agree?

- The one that's most special.
- The one you can never avoid.

The one you can never forget.

You guys are way into your coffee.
Pardon, I spy a tasty morning muffin.

Top of the morning, Muffin.

Ready to get
slaughtered by Lambda Sigs?

You're forgetting
that we have The Beaver,

the number one recruit for CRU football.

And the Lambda Sigs
have numbers two through 30.

Never discount the underdog.

Here you go. Try this.

Um... I think I want an iced coffee.

- Might I recommend a Cappie-ccino?
- Go play your sports.

Hey, Cap.

- Spitter! Is that you?
- Yeah, hi.

Do you think I can get a chance to play?
I'm ready, I've been practicing.

Can you see those huge guys
out there with the sticks?

- Yeah.
- Good, because I can't,

which might be a sign of a concussion.

Wait, there they are.
Be right back.

Can't get past their new goalie.
Guy's a machine.

Come on, Beav.
Kappa Taus never say die.

The Kappa Taus are dead.

Looks like we're gonna be
going up against the Lambda Sigs next.

O'Toole, will you do me a favor
and do some recon work on that goalie?

As athletic support liaison
for Omega Chi,

it's my job to solicit ideas
on how I can effectively support you.

- OK.
- Bake cookies? Paint signs?

- How about a pep rally?
- How about just this?

Good, 'cause I hate baking cookies.

I mean, how hard is it to embroider
"ZBZ Hearts Omega Chi" on a polo?

I could make some calls for you.

Oh, Casey'll figure it out. She's always
my point for special projects.

Could I put my name
into the mix for an assignment?

Oh, sweetie,
pledges don't get assignments.

I was thinking
you might make an exception,

considering my experience
and my dad's house in Jackson Hole.

Could be fun for a committee retreat.

I do look really good apres-ski.
Let me ponder.

What's the story with the scruffy
Kappa Tau who looks like Rob Thomas?

- He was talking to Casey...
- Oh, God, he just can't get over it.

Casey made the mistake
of dating Cappie freshman year.

He's ridiculous,
has no discernible goals.

We considered withholding her activation
because of that unholy alliance.

Luckily, she came to her senses
and dumped him.

I love learning about my Big Sis.

You!

Time out!

All right.

We're down three goals.

There's a minute left.
Only one thing we can do.

Start drinking now.
This game's over. Pledge.

- Yes, sir.
- All fours, please. Thank you.

Hey, Rudy.

- Hop in, don't die.
- OK, you got it.

You the man, Spitter.

- They're putting Rusty in?
- Oh, this should be good.

Oh, it's going to be bad.
Very, very bad.

- Hey, I think we met on Rush Night.
- Great, you ready for pain?

Is that a trick question?

- Is it over?
- Oh, yeah.

Nice going, Spitter.
You just scored against your own team.

They really should mark those.

I said, take off the mask!

The Lambda Sigs are disqualified
for the improper use

of a professional athlete:
Marty McSorley.

The Kappa Taus
will play the Omega Chis!

- On your feet, Pledge Owens!
- Dad?

Unbelievable. Twenty-two
years, this place hasn't changed.

Of course, we did a better job
of keeping it clean,

but you goats'll learn.
What are you doing here?

Uh, I believe that's my line.
I've been at college four weeks.

Are you suffering
from invasion of privacy withdrawal?

It's the first weekend
of the IM sports season.

I thought I'd come watch you play.

Imagine my surprise when I went
to the gym and you were nowhere.

- I guess I forgot.
- You loved hockey in high school.

Our agreement required me to pledge
your fraternity, all right? That's all.

So, uh... do they know?

Nope. And I'm not
planning on telling them.

Wait. This couldn't be the same chair.

I was dating this ZBZ,
uh, Hilary... what's-her-face.

- Dad.
- I won't get into details...

Let's just stop right there.

All right.

♪ We'll drink your beer
Then steal your girl

Singing Beaver.
Now I've seen everything.

Muffin! I missed you.

Tell me about you.
The Kappa Taus. Cappie.

Kappa Taus win.

- On a technicality. Shocker.
- Don't worry.

- We'll beat you gals fair and square.
- Like you've beaten us at anything.

One word. Beer Pong.

- You are a joke! You know that?
- And you're a jerk-off.

It's all right, Beaver. I mean, if
Spitter can take him down with a paddle,

I can take care of myself.

Too bad you couldn't take care of Casey.

- Now why'd you have to go?
- He took care of her.

- All night long during Rush.
- Down, Beav!

I'll see you on the court.

I bought a ton of stuff
to rally the Omega Chis.

Pledge Rebecca,
would you unload my car, please?

I'll let you two talk first.

Come sit. Let's chat.

- Lemonade?
- Sure.

Now that the game is going to be between
the Omega Chis and the Kappa Taus,

I have some concerns
about our athletic support program.

Wow.
That's some lemonade.

I feel like this is my fault,
even though it isn't.

When I told you
to even the score with Evan,

I meant go find some cute barista
without a last name,

- not your skeezy ex.
- What are you talking about?

Rebecca heard it from The Beaver.

Apparently he announced it after
the game... in front of everyone.

- Including Evan.
- Oh, God.

She felt awful telling me,
but she did it to protect you. And us.

There's a potential conflict
of interest.

- Wait, are you questioning my loyalty?
- I'm not, sweetie.

But it's about outside perception.

So I have decided to have Rebecca
replace you as athletic support liaison

- until this whole thing blows over.
- She's a pledge.

She has great ideas
to take it to the next level.

But she's a pledge.
You're replacing me with a pledge?

Casey, let me impart for a sec.

An important aspect of being a leader
is the ability to manage your mistakes.

Remember when Cheney shot that man?

He went underground
for a couple days in a bunker, laid low

and before you know it, the guy he shot
was apologizing to him.

- Genius, right?
- Yes, but...

I'm just trying to help you.

Please, for your own good,
go underground.

I was thinking, maybe I can
be more useful on defense.

It's a big game.
Bigger than all of us.

The classic battle
between good and Evan.

Beer Pong started a winning streak
against the Omega Chis

that I'm ready to defend to the death.

I did win at Beer Pong.

Absolutely, you're the MVP of Beer Pong.

But we gotta put our good guys in this
time around to destroy Evan Chambers.

I know Evan's a jerk,
but what'd he do to you?

We go way back.

I've hated Evan
for almost two years now,

since we roomed together freshman year.

- What happened freshman year?
- Long story.

You understand that kicking Evan's ass

can only mean good things,
so that's what we have to do.

- I want to help.
- Spitter,

do you know the most important part
of any athletic organization?

- Morale?
- Hydration.

- You want me to be the water boy?
- Team hydration facilitator.

Remember, it's not what
your fraternity can do for you,

but what you can't do
for your fraternity.

And you just cannot play floor hockey.

It's what you can do for your
fraternity. It's affirmative.

That's the spirit!

The Kappa Taus aren't as much
of a threat as the Lambda Sigs,

but that doesn't mean
we shouldn't bring our best game.

That is why I've asked our distinguished
alum Coach Roger Owens to help us train.

Yeah, coach.

Thank you.

Whether it's the Rose Bowl
or intramurals, the story's the same.

A team wins because
everyone is on the same page.

A team is only as strong
as each individual player,

which is why I'd like to tell you
a little bit about my son, Pledge Owens.

Uh...

Father Owens?
Can I talk to you for a second?

Trust me, you don't need
to hide who you are.

Gentlemen, my son has
a secret he needs to share.

No, I don't.

It's OK, Calvin.
These walls are sacred.

Calvin's not just an ordinary pledge.
He's different.

Dad!

Calvin is... an all-state hockey player.

- You got to put him on the team!
- Yeah!

So, does it need some glitter?

I was kind of going with a pink and
green theme. Something more like this.

Wait, that's not right.

Hey, Little Sis, can I have a word?

What's up, Big Sis?

Think you can come
between Frannie and me...

I feel for you. Frannie appointed me
because she couldn't trust you.

I'm doing what Frannie feels
is best for Zeta Beta.

You didn't want to come
in the first place.

But I'm here now, because of you.
Ironic, isn't it?

I've spent the past 18 years of my life
as the dutiful daughter

of my father's political machine.
Time I start a machine of my own.

Who knows, maybe I'll be the youngest
president this sorority's ever seen.

Beware of the limelight, Little Sis.

You've got a couple skeletons
in your closet.

Oops!

I'm not leaving, Big Sis.
And I'm not afraid to play dirty.

It must've been tough
having your dad as your coach.

- Yeah. He's pretty hardcore.
- I feel you.

I used to hate when my dad
even came to my soccer games.

No matter how well I played,
it was never enough.

So I took up cross-country. The meets
were so boring he lost interest.

And I haven't touched
a soccer ball since.

So you'll understand
if I decide not to play?

No, man! Are you crazy?

I am putting you on every sports team
we have until you finish grad school

or your knees blow out.

- Anything for the brothers.
- I like your attitude, pledge.

You're practically
a professional hockey player.

- Why didn't you ever mention it?
- You didn't ask.

It's not that big of a deal.

Yeah, but you were a jock.
People cheered for you.

No one cheers for you when you solve
a Vogel-Fulcher-Tammann equation.

Except my mom.

Last chance to join me for the most
fantastic Left Behind party ever.

- No, thanks.
- You sit around and read the books?

We also, you know,
interpret signs from current events

and try to predict the end of days
and order a delicious pizza.

I'll catch the next one.

The next one may be in heaven,
so you make sure you're on that list.

I have got to live
at the Kappa Tau house next semester.

Yeah, you know,
then you can fetch your bros water 24-7.

It's only because
we're playing against Evan.

Otherwise, they would give me a chance.

You really think so?
This whole brotherhood thing,

I'm not so sure I buy it.

Do I get girlfriend points
for going to see a movie called Hot Rod?

Yeah, 'cause I am definitely
in the mood for a comedy.

- What?
- Can we please talk about this?

It's not like you didn't know it
was Cappie. I mean, you knew, right?

Yeah, I knew it was him. But I didn't
know that everyone else on campus knew.

It's not everyone on campus.

I guess one or two Kappa Taus
saw me leave the next morning.

- Couldn't be discreet?
- Hooking up with Rebecca

in a rush party
didn't exactly go unnoticed.

Look, I'm sorry, Case,

but when I think about you and Cappie,
I kind of lose my mind.

- I thought all this was behind us.
- It was.

Until Frannie started
doubting my loyalty to Omega Chi,

took me off athletic support and...
brought this whole thing up again.

Are you doubting me too?

I'm gonna get some popcorn.
I'll meet you inside.

I thought you wanted to meet for brunch.

What? Coffee. Doughnut. Brunch.

It doesn't matter.
I'm not very hungry anyway.

- So, what's up with you?
- I don't want to talk about it.

I mean, Evan and I had
the worst date ever last night.

Hot Rod: hilarious.
The date with Evan: Not so funny.

- What's going on with you two?
- Never mind, it's too complicated.

You make one mistake
and suddenly, like, everybody doubts you

and forgets everything good
and loyal you've ever done.

- Um, should I know what that means?
- Like I said, it's complicated.

Fine. My turn. I've been benched.
Cappie's not letting me play hockey,

which is like a flashback
to being ten years old

- and the worst in little league.
- Not like they're perfect.

Well, they're definitely better
than I am.

And they have no right to sideline
a person based on assumptions.

Not entirely assumptions.
I scored for the other team.

- So why let them set the terms?
- Yeah, you're right.

I didn't join a fraternity to be
a water boy. I joined to be part of it.

Give them proof.
Get in the driver's seat.

- OK.
- I got to go.

- OK. Thanks.
- Don't mention it. Doughnuts are on me.

I just wanted
to do a little something to thank you

- for all your team spirit this week.
- Tiffany mesh bangles.

Very impressive, Rebecca.

Wait until you see
the T-shirts we made. So cute.

Wow, homemade T-shirts.
That is impressive.

- Thanks, Big Sis.
- For a pledge.

But if you really want to win,
you have to be serious.

You have to be willing to play dirty.
Right, Becks?

Posters and T-shirts?

That's great if this were 1985
and we all had feathered hair.

But I straighten my hair, Rebecca,
because I'm serious.

So let's stop playing around.

Casey, what are you doing
out of your bunker?

I've got a plan that guarantees
the Omega Chis win the game.

But it's not going to be easy.

It's going to require
that you wear the sexiest, sluttiest,

- sweetest outfits you own.
- Oh, my God, I'm totally in!

- Did we have physics homework?
- No. I'm learning to play hockey.

That won't work.

It has to.
Physics explains everything.

If I don't have the skills
to play the sport,

my brain can definitely make up for it.

Interesting choice using
Drew's Theory of Friction.

With Euclidean Quantum Field Theory.

- Don't forget... All right.
- I'm on it.

You know, this just might work.

Rusty, me, you, we could change
the very nature of sports.

Take back playgrounds
and fields and courts

and rinks from the gifted.
The future could be ours.

I just want to play intramurals.

Yeah, today intramurals,
but tomorrow the world.

If I line up here, taking into
account the slant of the incline,

the height of the goal
and the rate of my metabolism...

I told you, it's 73 degrees!

- This is hopeless. I can't do this.
- Work with motion capture again.

This is stupid. There's a reason
nobody has taken back playgrounds.

- It's physically impossible.
- Wait.

If we recalculated diameter
of the ball in relation to the stick...

No, I'm done.
We can't turn ourselves into athletes.

Einstein probably
sucked at floor hockey too.

- Hey, boys. Want to party?
- Yeah!

Slow down, Eager Beaver.
Beware of hot Greeks bearing gifts.

Huh?

Methinks we find ourselves confronted
by a very attractive Trojan Horse.

We invite you in, you get us drunk,
we lose the game tomorrow.

The Kappa Taus will not succumb
to such obvious trickery.

So much for straight hair.

Are you seriously turning this down?

I'm doing better than that.

- I'm imposing a two-drink limit!
- Yeah!

Don't use the upstairs bathroom.
Please. Thank you.

OK, how did you know
they couldn't count past two?

We threw booze
and girls into the equation.

I just hope I haven't
exposed myself to herpes for nothing.

- Trust me.
- OK.

- I knew you'd come back to me.
- We need to get you deodorant.

Good work, pledge. He's a great player,

so it's your job to make sure
he gets extra attention.

Hands!

No one's allowed back in the house
until they've been disinfected.

This is fun! We have to do this
with every house on campus!

And we could wear
different theme outfits...

- How are we doing in here?
- On their sixth round of cement mixers.

Just to be clear, we're trying
to slow them down, not kill them. OK?

Fine.

- You've been avoiding me.
- Where's Rusty tonight?

- Not here. We're all alone.
- So are you gonna let him play?

- Shh! Let's not talk about family.
- How about boyfriends?

- Because I have a boyfriend.
- Whose ass is gonna be grass tomorrow.

- What do you see in that tool anyway?
- I happen to like nice guys.

I'm nice guys.

No, you're not.

You're...

...drunk.

- What happened to you?
- I pulled my hammy in practice.

I think I'm gonna have
to sit this one out.

- Go to student health?
- Nothing they could do.

Good luck today. Go Omega Chi.

- Go ahead. I'll meet you at the gym.
- All right.

What the hell are you doing?

What I wanted to do in the first place.

You gonna let your brothers down?

Dad, you said all I had to do
was join your fraternity

and you'd pay for college.
I'm doing your guy thing,

everything else, in my opinion,
is non-negotiable.

Did you think I wanted you to pledge
because it would make you a man?

- Didn't you?
- I wanted you to pledge this house

because some of the great friendships
of my life started here.

My brothers got me
through some tough times.

They helped me start my career,

- stood up with me at my wedding...
- Gays can't get married, remember?

What about one of those, uh,
commitment ceremonies?

Oh, what are we calling it now,
um, civil union partnerships?

Dad. That's not the point, all right?

- Have you told anyone here?
- No.

Son, you have nothing
to be ashamed of.

I'm not ashamed.
And I'm great with being gay.

It's just how everyone else
reacts that sucks.

When I came out in high school,

I went from being "Calvin Owens"
to "that gay hockey player-guy. "

And I'm more than that.

And this is my chance to start fresh,
on my own terms.

So I'll tell who I want, when I want.

But to be honest, Dad, it's not
the most interesting thing about me.

Look, play, don't play,
that's up to you.

I don't want you to miss out
on what I got from this experience.

Some pretty amazing friends.

Water boy reporting for duty.

You guys,
the game starts in 20 minutes!

Beaver? Hey, are you OK?

Muffin... Devil.

Cap. Cap.

So where do you want me, coach?

Get out there and show them
what you got, Pledge Owens.

- Yeah.
- It's about time, guys.

What are you doing here?

Risking my soul to tell you
we forgot to factor in

torque due to perspiration
and weight differential of water loss,

- which changes everything.
- I don't have time.

- I'm not even playing.
- Listen. This is bigger than you.

We started something.
I expect you to finish it.

It wasn't 73 degrees, Rusty.
It was 78.

Do you hear what I'm saying?
It's 78! We had it all wrong.

Take back the gym, Rusty.
For all of us.

Hey, youngblood.

Don't you want your good luck kiss?

Whoo!

Get a room, man!

Dude, that's nasty.

For real.

Must be tired
of coming in second to me.

You know what makes it easier?
Knowing I'll always be her first.

Oh, that was awesome!
Who knew sports could be so fun?

- Definitely.
- Congratulations, Casey.

Your plan was creative,
effective and very dirty.

- Cheney would be proud.
- Thanks.

Calvin is amazing.
And he's kind of hot. Is it just me?

- You can get off me now.
- Right, sorry. Call me later?

- Maybe we should call it, Cap.
- I'm over here, dude.

Maybe we should
throw in the towel.

No, you can't give up.
Isn't this game bigger than both of us?

Isn't this about kicking ass?
Isn't this about "good versus Evan?"

He's right.

You may not be feeling well.
Some of you are even still drunk.

But I see before me a team of Kappa
Taus, playing in defiance of tyranny.

You've come to fight as free men,
and free men you are.

Will you fight? Aye.
Fight and you may die.

Run and you may live,
at least a while.

It hurts real bad, Cap.

Drunk people don't feel pain!

And neither do Scotsmen.

We may be puking, but Omega Chis are
not used to running on puke like we are.

And Rusty here... Look at him.

- Just a nice kid from Cleveland.
- Chicago.

And I know that when he's dying
in his bed many years from now,

he'll be willing to trade all his days,
from this day, for one chance.

- I'm actually fine.
- Just one chance,

to come back here and tell our enemies
that they may take our lives,

but they'll never be able
to take our freedom!

If he's dead, do we win automatically?

Dude, Owens, nice play out there, man.

I can't believe you almost weren't
gonna play with us this year.

Yeah, I'm kind of regretting
missing the first game.

Look at that guy, can't take a hit.
What a freaking queer.

Come on, Beav.

- Is he dead?
- He's still breathing.

I've got to find adrenaline
or something.

So are you playing somebody else?
I need a decision. Let's go.

- We'll play a man down.
- Hey, what about your water boy?

I bet he wants to play.

You know what? That's a great idea.

Suit up, Spitter. You're going in.

I can't do this.

I'm telling you, I practiced,
I studied, none of it mattered.

- I suck! I'm not kidding!
- Spitter.

Do you know what separates
a sucky athlete from a great one?

- This.
- Upper-body strength?

Your heart. Now grab your stick
and be a Kappa Tau.

Oh, and Rusty?
If you get the ball, go that way.

Please don't hit it to me.

Please don't hit it to him.

Spitter, run!

Let the dork up.

Equipment penalty for not wearing a cup?

Which makes us lose the game.
That's just ridiculous.

- The worst ref ever.
- Because you forgot to protect them,

doesn't mean you don't got them.

Omega!

I'm sorry I let you down.

I'm sorry I was so blinded
by my desire to win,

I completely forgot
what being a Kappa Tau is all about.

Brotherhood?

Drinking and hot chicks.
That was one hell of a shot, though.

Maybe it was luck. Or chance.

Or science. I don't know.

I just know I'm not good at athletics
and I don't have to be.

No, you don't. Now come on, Spitter.

Let's get you a drink
you can swallow. Barkeep.

- Where's Beaver?
- Where's Cappie?

Where's my drink?

Finally!

Uh, Pledge Rebecca,
can you get me a glass? Thanks.

Ladies, just wanted to say thank you
for the party favors last night.

- Most enjoyable.
- Thank us? But we sabotaged you.

I can't believe I just said "sabotage."
Maybe I am learning French.

We would have won,
if not for the tragic technicality.

- And the cement mixers.
- It was a pretty dirty trick.

I'm a big boy.
I can handle it, Case.

Sorry, Cappie, we're Omega Chi girls,
remember? Bye.

It's kind of nice when
the good guys win, don't you think?

Not quite the same when you win
because I wasn't wearing a cup.

I'm just saying.

Hey, thanks for the athletic support.

Can you believe Frannie doubted me?

She would have to be crazy.

And you know what?
I bet she feels like a jackass for it.

All's forgiven.

There's always rugby in the spring.

I think I'm going into early retirement.

There are certain things you
have to accept about yourself.

I'm good at table sports
and I just suck at hockey.

Yeah.

- And I'm gay.
- Right.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

I knew this gay guy once.

Well, it wasn't
that he was once gay. I knew him.

Once. And he was gay. He is gay.

Are you OK?
You're having a little mouth spasm.

Yeah, I just know
that this is a big moment.

And I have no clue what to say.

What are you thinking?

Well, I think I should let you know
that I'm OK with it.

Which I am.

But then in my head I'm just like, you
know, "way to be presumptuous, Rusty. "

We're friends. It's not like you
need to get my permission to be gay.

We are who we are.

- Right?
- Right.

So does everyone else know but me?

Actually, no one here
at school knows but you.

Wow.

Are you gonna
tell your Omega Chi brothers?

Uh... Well, it's one thing at a time.

I just, uh... I just want
to get through pledging first.

It's good to know that I have
at least one brother for sure.