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Come on over here, Max.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. Yes, you can sit down next to me.
I won't bite you. I rarely bite.
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All right. Okay, so I just met you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we just met downstairs.
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You're youthful.
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Yes, I am.
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You're what?
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46? I'm 26 years old.
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What? Because you're 46.
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No, no, it's 26. And you said, I'm brown
and brown don't crack.
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I did say that, but I am 26.
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You didn't.
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That's something I would say. But, no, I
just turned 26. I turned 26, like, last
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week. Have you graduated college yet?
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I've graduated college, yeah.
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I think I saw something with you and
Captain Kong.
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Yeah. I don't think it was official. No,
that was just a porn.
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But, yeah, I did do a graduation video.
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Yeah, so when we talk about, now, your
fans will know things about you.
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A little bit, yeah, they know. Yeah,
they will know that you have a pet
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named Teddy.
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Right? No.
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I don't have any pet iguanas. It's
crazy.
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That you sleep with teddy bears.
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I do. I sleep with a big bird, actually.
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There's a big bird from Stephanie
Street.
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Oh, I know.
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Everyone knows it's not a taxidermy big
bird.
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I figured it meant big bird.
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Do you really?
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Yeah, that's my thing. I'm a big bird.
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With your wife?
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No, I mean, it's not like a thing.
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Is it like sleep between you?
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Does it wake up and do weird sexual
things like tell you? Oh my god, no.
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just, it's like more of a decoration at
this point. But yeah, I used to sleep
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with a teddy, basically. Well, I mean,
that's fine.
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But then you turn 25 and you're like,
that's it.
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I'm 25, I don't need a teddy bear
anymore.
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Basically.
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You're so funny.
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Um, so let's, so you had, um, you had a
nice drink before we came up here, but
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we're completely sober. Completely
sober.
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Yeah. And, and I got him, um, do you
drink Shirley Temples all the time? I
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didn't even know if you guys knew what
that was. You don't, do you? Um,
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actually, Shirley Temples are awesome.
It's just like bright and white.
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It's Maraschino cherry juice. Yeah,
Maraschino.
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Um, yeah, Shirley Pimples are great. So,
okay, so when were you born exactly?
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Not the date, but like the year. 1997.
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That's a big one.
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Really? Why?
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Because that, I graduated high school in
85.
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That's crazy. 97?
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I, I was close to buying my first house.
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That's even crazier.
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I was. I was a national sales account
manager traveling all around.
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Do you want to know when I graduated
high school?
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Well, Jesus, I guess it was last week.
Basically, yeah, 2016.
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2016. When Trump got elected.
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Oh, that was tough.
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Yeah. Well, that's tough.
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No, that's tough. We're not going to
talk about politics.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh, my God.
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2016?
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Yeah, 2016.
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Ugh.
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So, here's the big question.
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Because, you know, there's a little bit
of an age gap. Because I'm 56.
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Yeah.
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Have you ever been with somebody my age
or older before?
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Do you want to know the truth?
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Well, do you guys want to know the
truth?
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Do you? Do you?
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Yes. They all say yes. Of course you
want to know the truth.
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Yeah, I actually love older women. It's
probably like my favorite.
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Don't say that.
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You do have a wife.
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I do have a wife.
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And she's not old.
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And she's not old.
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And obviously she's my favorite woman
ever, but she's going to get older and
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only going to like her more.
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Yeah. I'm only going to like her more as
she gets older. That's kind of cool
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though. Yeah, I think it's cool. Okay,
so the oldest.
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The oldest person I've been with? Yeah.
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And they were alive.
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We just wanted to make sure. Okay, do
you mean like on camera or off camera?
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Both. Okay. You guys want to know this?
Let's start on camera. Because have you
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ever confessed this? No, never.
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To your fans? Because it's going to be
on yours and mine. The oldest person
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had sex with on camera was 64 years old.
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And how old were you at the time? I was
25.
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Okay, all right. So she was 64 years
old. Okay, so...
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So much older than me.
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Did she have a walker?
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I'm teasing. No, she didn't. No, she
didn't have a walker. She was probably a
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big old porn star.
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She was. You don't have to say anything.
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Cool. Okay. But she was 64 at the time.
Yeah. So she's basically 64, 65 right
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now. Yeah, exactly.
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It wasn't too long ago. Okay.
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So that's on camera.
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So far, because you are, are you, so do
you guys have moms and grandmothers?
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You might be interested in filming with
them. Yeah. So call Nana right now.
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They don't have to show their face
either.
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Oh, they don't have to show their face.
They don't even have to do their hair or
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their makeup. Uh -huh. I have masks they
can wear and everything.
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Hi, Nana.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Okay. All right. So the oldest that,
okay. So the oldest off camera, uh,
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was right when I finished college, I met
her on Tinder and she was 72 years old
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and, uh, she was a yoga instructor. So
she was really fit. She was bendy. She
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was really bendy and thin and like
toned, but also 72 years old. Wow.
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Did she, um, throw her like, Could she,
like, really get into some bendy things?
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Like, knee behind ears? You know, I
never tried that, but, like, her
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was really wide, and, like, I could
basically... You know, she was 72 years
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so, like, I didn't want to break her.
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Well, no, because there's a hip issue.
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Yeah, but she was very bendy, and she
kept up. Like, I could fuck her as hard
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I wanted to.
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Wow. Mm -hmm.
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Did you just one time?
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We fucked a few times. Actually, we
fucked so many times that she kind of
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started getting feelings and we had to
cut it off because I was like, listen,
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I'm only interested in having sex and
she wanted to have a relationship.
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This is real. This is all real, true
story. Yeah. And you've never shared
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with your fans? No, I've never shared
this with them.
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And she watches some of my porn
sometimes, so she might see this.
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So you're still in contact with her?
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Uh, you know, sometimes.
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She asks me about Bitcoin a lot.
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Oh. So, we do talk sometimes.
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Did she ask you to set up her VCR?
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No. She asked me how to store her
Bitcoin and stuff. Okay.
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And, like... Because, you know, I'm
just... As I'm listening to this, I'm
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you know, having somebody youthful like
this could come in handy, not
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just for his dick, but, you know,
like...
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For technical things, like Bitcoin or AI
stuff.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Yeah, I've actually been contacted
by a couple AI companies that want to
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use my... That's a genius idea.
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My voice.
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You should consider it. I am. I'm going
to talk to you.
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And I heard you have a decent dick.
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It's pretty good.
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I don't know.
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Well, I think we might see.
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Because all of my fans have wanted to
see me with a youthful
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gentleman.
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And you know I don't fuck assholes.
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And this guy is a gentleman.
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And lovely.
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Now we'll see what he does. He did want
to eat my ass.
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I still do.
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Yeah, well, and that's not going to
happen. It's not going to happen. I
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No, it's just not going to happen. I
know you guys, a lot of you guys want to
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eat my ass too, and I get it.
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I don't get it because I'm like, I
wouldn't eat my own ass even if I was
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But that's just not what Elena's into.
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Yeah. But he hasn't seen the girls yet.
I haven't. I've been
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literally dying to see them all night.
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Yeah. I mean, we've been at this for a
while. We had to talk. We did. We talked
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a lot.
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It's probably way more than he... Ooh,
look it. She's escaping.
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She's the naughty one.
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She's the naughty one.
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This is my new set.
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I was going to take pictures in this,
but then I didn't have lights, and guess
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who had lights? Oh, I got lights. I
brought everything she needed. So
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we're not going to talk to you much more
now.
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Now we're going to just talk.
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Really? Can I touch your boobs? Yeah,
yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Dude, these are real mommy milkies. They
are. I'm from Los Angeles.
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Yeah, they are. I breastfed for two and
a half years. Oh, really?
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Oh, yeah. I could have fed a village.
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Oh, my God. You should have seen them
when they were full of milk. They
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rooms before I did.
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Oh, my God. I would love to see them.
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I could spray them across the room.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Now let's see if you can get the bra off
quicker than my two other friends.
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I should be able to.
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Oh, this one's got an extra hook.
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Because it's a big balloon.
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Oh my goodness.
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It's like Christmas in June.
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Wow, they're so good and real.
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I'm going to take my glasses off. Yeah.
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I should maybe even get this off too.
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The dress?
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Yeah. Here, show the camera your butt.
Oh, okay.
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Yes, just like that.
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There you go.
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Oh,
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there we go.
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Yes.
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See, normally I would just lick your
bubble right there.
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Yeah.
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Wow, you're so hot. Oh my god.
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You're right.
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Hey, take this off.
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Seriously, I could just play with your
boobs all day.
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You're welcome, baby.
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I don't get a lot of attention.
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That's crazy.
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I know, it's bad.
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I'm gonna feel sensitive.
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Yeah, you make them a little sensitive.
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Oh, my.
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I'm packing a little heat.
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Yeah, you got me excited a little bit.
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What happened up here?
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Um, I got bit.
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By a rabid dog?
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Um, actually, it was myself. I bit
myself.
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I know. Don't worry about it. Let's not
worry about it.
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You didn't do that?
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I didn't think it was going to work so
badly, but it did.
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All right, well, I'll have to get that
off camera.
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Let's find out why.
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I've never bit myself.
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It was like one of those things where I
can't, like, I had to just, like, stay
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quiet. I bit myself. It was stupid.
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I don't have the designer pussy. No,
it's pretty.
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It's very natural. She's pretty.
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Get comfortable.
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You cheer for the elderly so well.
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I'm just trying to enjoy myself.
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I was enjoying it.
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Turn this side a little bit.
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Like this, like this.
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Yeah.
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Wow, your pussy's so nice.
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Oh, I like it.
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Well, I'm glad.
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Since we're gonna fuck.
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Really?
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I hope so.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, a hard -on's a
terrible thing to waste.
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Yeah, it is.
245
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,550
Maybe take off your pants, or no.
246
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,140
That's it.
247
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,020
No underpants?
248
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,400
No.
249
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,080
Not today.
250
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:06,119
Do you always go commando? Not always,
actually.
251
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:10,640
Let me see what we got working. Yeah, I
wasn't going to put anything in here.
252
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,960
Oh, did I just kick it? No, you took my
hand.
253
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,859
Yeah, feel free to suck me all you want.
254
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,000
Stay still.
255
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,000
All right, so if I was doing a dick
rating.
256
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:29,520
Tell me. Yeah.
257
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,020
First, I'd be like, you know what?
258
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:33,820
Dick ratings are silly.
259
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:39,020
And then I'd say, it matters more the
man that's attached.
260
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,060
And then I'd say, you know, girth is
important.
261
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960
Nice and landscape.
262
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,640
Oh my god.
263
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,000
Sweetheart, you grew a little bit.
264
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,520
How your garden grows.
265
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:56,000
I got one that keeps going in there.
266
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,760
Oh, wow, you're really good at that.
267
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,660
Fuck.
268
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,560
See? If you're watching, you don't have
to gag.
269
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,120
Give a good little jump.
270
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,400
Look
271
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:24,620
at
272
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,900
those balls tighten up.
273
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,020
Do you hear your balls tightened up?
Yeah. Did you feel it? Mm -hmm.
274
00:19:58,540 --> 00:19:59,580
I think
275
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:13,220
you'd
276
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,240
like your dick in between my tits.
277
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,600
That's such a great idea.
278
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:22,820
Oh, shit.
279
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,220
Wow.
280
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,480
They're really good at this. Oh, my God.
281
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,820
Oh, my God. Wait till I take off my
dentures.
282
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,400
I think you need to be in the test. I
do. I really need to.
283
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,520
Okay.
284
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,460
Where does the pro want my test?
285
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,080
Because he's a pro pornster.
286
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,600
Right here. I'm going to fuck him. Like
this?
287
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,619
Mm -hmm.
288
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:18,620
Okay.
289
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:21,740
Oh.
290
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,640
Getting a camera?
291
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,160
Oh, there you go.
292
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,659
Oh, great.
293
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,340
That's probably a bit terrible of me.
294
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,060
No, you look gray and your tits look
even better.
295
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,340
You can't even see your dick in them. I
know, so many titties.
296
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:46,200
So much titty. Oh my god, it's literally
gone.
297
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:51,140
Oh, it feels so good. It's fucking gone.
298
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:55,740
Buried. Buried in Midwestern milk tits.
299
00:21:56,220 --> 00:22:00,920
Oh, I fucking love it. Oh, boy.
300
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,450
God, this is kind of nice.
301
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:06,830
It's going to poke out.
302
00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:08,030
There he is.
303
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,350
It looks so good.
304
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:41,909
Oh,
305
00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:53,770
my
306
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:56,490
God.
307
00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:02,430
You might have to do this again sometime
when you can come on them, but today.
308
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,340
I really want to come inside you.
309
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,760
What about you, boys?
310
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,320
You want to see him come inside me?
311
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,960
Oh, fuck.
312
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,640
Oh, God. These titties are so nice.
313
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,180
Are we going to do it?
314
00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:40,830
You want to put it in? Come here and
kiss me a little bit.
315
00:24:12,510 --> 00:24:15,890
Oh, you're bigger than you look.
316
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:19,910
Oh, my God.
317
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:29,210
Oh, my God. You're so
318
00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:35,450
hard. Oh,
319
00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:37,030
wow.
320
00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:39,420
It's so good, holy shit.
321
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:42,100
Yeah, plus the lungs are like gripping
my car.
322
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:55,380
Oh my
323
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:57,820
goodness.
324
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:05,380
Oh my god, you feel so big.
325
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,030
God, you're a fucking steel rod.
326
00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:26,370
Oh, God, you make me so hard.
327
00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:33,190
Oh, my God, you're making my tits shake
so much.
328
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:35,250
There's not a count for an earlobe.
329
00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:36,530
Oh, my God.
330
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:52,820
Why'd you face me?
331
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:54,280
You just can't look at me.
332
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:55,540
Alright.
333
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,240
I love how the hair...
334
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:07,100
I taste delicious!
335
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:11,280
You do, I told you that.
336
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,540
Plus, he tastes so good.
337
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:17,660
Oh, man.
338
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,320
Yeah, there's going to be a whole lot of
people.
339
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:49,380
What
340
00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:56,560
else
341
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,600
would I have on that list?
342
00:28:50,699 --> 00:28:55,700
I was afraid I'd crush you. No, I love
it.
343
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:20,290
Oh, fuck yeah, you're so good. Yeah
344
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:51,510
Huh? What?
345
00:29:52,830 --> 00:29:55,090
I mean, no, don't do it.
346
00:31:42,530 --> 00:31:45,210
I will and then lean back.
347
00:31:45,410 --> 00:31:50,350
Am I going to hurt you? No, you're not.
I always feel like I'm going to break
348
00:31:50,350 --> 00:31:51,350
roots.
349
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,080
You know what that means?
350
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,539
I'm wet.
351
00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,860
I thought you were wet.
352
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:28,960
I don't want to break your penis.
353
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,300
Oh, are you marching me from behind?
354
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,560
Yeah, that was nice.
355
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,300
All right, baby.
356
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,560
Where do you take me?
357
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,220
I'm sorry.
358
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,160
I'm just trying to put you this way.
359
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,880
oh shit
360
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,700
oh my god
361
00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,150
Your pussy's really nice. Too hard.
362
00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:23,990
Oh, my God.
363
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:26,910
Good Lord.
364
00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:32,130
It doesn't look giant, but it feels
giant.
365
00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:36,910
I think that's better, right?
366
00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:50,200
Oh my god, it's really hard not to cum
inside you.
367
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,170
Definitely squishy.
368
00:34:44,630 --> 00:34:44,988
Oh,
369
00:34:44,989 --> 00:34:51,830
I
370
00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:52,850
like this.
371
00:34:53,949 --> 00:34:55,250
This is good.
372
00:34:56,909 --> 00:34:59,030
Oh, it's so wet.
373
00:34:59,970 --> 00:35:02,850
What have you done to me, Maxville?
374
00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:05,030
Oh, my God.
375
00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:10,890
Fuck me harder. I think they want to see
my boobs really shake.
376
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:13,300
Ken, you are afraid.
377
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,680
You're gonna come. I'm gonna come.
378
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,400
The power of the Midwest milk pussy.
379
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,440
Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
380
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,980
Oh, God, you feel so good.
381
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:32,900
You're just, like, the perfect...
382
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,860
It is really hard not to cum.
383
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,620
I love that.
384
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:34,090
You're so funny. I want to kiss you.
385
00:36:34,310 --> 00:36:37,130
I want to kiss you, too, but, like, arms
behind my back.
386
00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:42,390
Oh, Max.
387
00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:47,510
You're really good at this.
388
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,170
Oh, my God.
389
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,240
You should keep looking at young guys,
Lynn. I know.
390
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,980
Youthful. Youthful guys.
391
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,620
I think I will.
392
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:42,580
Oh!
393
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:45,020
Oh, they're not... I'm gonna be a...
394
00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:16,630
How are you ever going to make it as a
pro?
395
00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:17,950
Oh, I don't know.
396
00:38:21,870 --> 00:38:25,230
Maybe you've just got to be careful with
this old milk. The milk.
397
00:38:25,450 --> 00:38:26,730
It's literally just the milk.
398
00:38:28,030 --> 00:38:30,770
Oh, my God, I want that. Oh, my God.
399
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:38,050
Am I going to fill me up with your cum?
400
00:38:38,310 --> 00:38:40,030
I'd love to. How do you want me to do
that?
401
00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:43,330
Probably on my back, and then I'll play
with my cum.
402
00:38:45,759 --> 00:38:47,160
Yeah.
403
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:22,710
Oh, God damn it.
404
00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:24,650
Are
405
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:31,810
you
406
00:39:31,810 --> 00:39:35,230
going to come inside?
407
00:39:35,930 --> 00:39:37,830
I really want to come inside you.
408
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,640
Oh, my God.
409
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:49,900
You're going to cum on my cock?
410
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,160
Uh -huh.
411
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480
Oh,
412
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:08,620
shit. Oh,
413
00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:12,360
shit.
414
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,580
Oh, my God.
415
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,100
Oh shit.
416
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,200
Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.
417
00:40:49,550 --> 00:40:50,550
You're dripping.
418
00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:57,950
It is an observation.
419
00:40:58,550 --> 00:40:59,930
Yep. Excuse me, lady.
420
00:41:00,190 --> 00:41:02,590
You're dripping as you're walking by.
421
00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:09,610
Excuse me, ma 'am. You're dripping.
422
00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:08,370
nice to meet you it was really nice
meeting you too although we might have
423
00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:14,670
cut that word out oh me yeah i don't
think so
424
00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:21,250
because you can't write it you're right
but that's stupid well oh okay because i
425
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:28,070
mean i know like it's stupid i know i'm
not
426
00:42:28,070 --> 00:42:33,470
gonna i'll i'll cut we'll cut it yeah or
just just beep it out beep it out
427
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:34,780
people are gonna be like what they say.
428
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,280
Good.
429
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,440
It's a mystery.
430
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,520
It's a mystery.
431
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:41,540
Hmm.
432
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Well then.
433
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,058
Oh, great.
434
00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:46,100
I'm going to go to sleep now.
435
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:49,140
Okay. I just need to go to the airport
in the morning.
436
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:50,058
Me too.
437
00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:51,400
I have to get up at five. Do you?
438
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,580
Yeah. Do you have to go to the airport?
439
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:54,779
Uh -huh. Go to Vegas?
440
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,780
I'm going to Arizona.
441
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,360
Oh, Arizona.
442
00:42:57,740 --> 00:42:58,740
Yeah.
443
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,020
In your vials? Yeah.
444
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,100
Are you in your vial in a minute?
445
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:08,380
I am the stepbrother. I guess we all are
in a while.
446
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,840
Well, no.
447
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,900
There's usually an old person.
448
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:13,840
No. Oh, really?
449
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,180
For me, it's usually stepbrother,
stepsister.
450
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:21,280
Yeah, okay. Because somebody I've filmed
with before usually is like dad.
451
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,040
Yeah, they do that too.
452
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:26,760
But I get to fuck my stepsister
tomorrow.
453
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,100
You're really excited. I'm very excited.
454
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,640
step -sister tomorrow.
455
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,520
And you don't.
456
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,980
No. And I don't want to.
457
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,100
Crazy. What, you don't want to fuck your
step -brother?
458
00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:46,880
You said step -sister. Okay, you're
right.
459
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,480
My step -brother, if I had one, would be
old.
460
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,860
And you left it youthful. Oh Jesus, more
just came up.
461
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,460
More came up.
462
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:57,900
That's so funny.
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