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Hey.

What are you doing in your room?

My stomach feels weird.

Your stomach feels weird? I don't believe that.

It's your birthday.

You're supposed to be opening presents right now.

Let's just... Just tell mom we can do it later tonight.

Later tonight?

Come on. I just have a stomach ache. I just want to lay down.

A stomach ache?

Yeah. Do you really think I believe that?

What do you mean believe? I do.

Come on, be honest.

What's going on?

Come on, you can talk to me.

Oh my god, I don't want to talk right now.

Well, you don't want to open presents either.

So you gotta do one of the two.

I just don't feel like doing the whole birthday thing.

Why not?

Stop being so depressed.

I just feel shitty because I had to move back home.

Back home? Back home with me?

Come on now.

That's the best thing ever.

I mean, it's cool that we get to hang out and stuff again.

But, like, you're 20.

I'm 30. It's, like, not as cool for me living back home.

You know?

That made no sense.

You're my big brother. Come on now.

I just... I don't know. I just... I don't know. I don't want to do... I

It feels... I just... I don't feel good about it.

I just want to be, like, alone or whatever.

Well, you're not going to be alone.

So go ahead and get over that.

It's your birthday. You're supposed to celebrate.

You're supposed to party. Turn up.

Yeah, but I just don't feel like I should be sobering, you know?

Because I live at home again, and I'm 30, and I

don't have a job, and my business didn't work.

Well,

the pickle business was a good idea.

It was a good idea.

Could have made a few little tweaks here and there. It was a great idea.

Yeah, it was.

But it didn't work out. You can't just sit in your room and just... People love

bagels, you know? Like, just... Yes, we all love bagels.

But we also like to see you open presents.

It seemed like a good idea.

Could have maybe changed a few things about it.

Yeah.

Could have been just, like, more than bagels, you know? I just thought that

keeping it like one thing was smart, but...

One thing, it's kind of boring, you know?

Yeah. I don't want to get a regular job again. Like, I'll just... I don't know.

Well, you're going to have to figure something out.

But as of right now, today is your birthday.

We have to do something.

We can't just eat cake and call it a day.

Why not?

Why not?

I don't understand.

Because... Oh, fuck.

It's your birthday, and you've got to do something, okay?

Get off of me.

No. Get off of me. No.

Look, what is it going to take?

Like, you've got to get out of this depression.

No, get off of me. I don't want to. No. Stop. It's annoying.

What is it going to take? What takes this depression?

Well, you ate cake, and that didn't help.

Your presence would help.

But you don't want to do that yet.

Hmm.

Hmm.

What cheers me up?

Hmm. There's a lot of time even late.

What?

It's a question.

It's none of your business.

And I'm asking a question.

Um, you know my little sister and I got to talk to you about the last time I got

late? Crazy.

Come on.

Honestly? Be honest now, don't lie, because I know when you lie.

I don't know, like eight or nine months ago?

Eight or nine months ago?

That's why.

Why are you laughing at me?

That's why, you don't know. That bad?

You've got to get laying.

Probably would be a good thing.

I know one of my friend's snakes are hot.

Hmm.

What, are you trying to help me have sex?

Hmm. I can find a chick if I wanted to, or just... If you wanted to. See, you

don't want to.

Well, no, I want, don't, I want to. Okay, I... So, just like your presents.

want to open them, but you don't want to open them.

I just feel like I don't know how to... What are you doing?

Well, you're here, so I might as well do it.

Come on. Are you crazy?

Stop. You're crazy. No. Text me.

Come on, you can't tell me that you're too excited.

But you don't have to be quiet, okay?

Or you'll get in trouble.

Big brother, we can't do that. You're crazy.

Why not?

Are you being, like, serious?

Do I look serious?

This is, like, this is too crazy, though.

You gotta live a little. Come on.

Being bad is fun sometimes.

I mean, it's kind of fun.

It shouldn't be fun, though, right? But it is.

So why can't they be? And they're already hard.

So, I don't see why not.

You're fucking crazy.

Wow.

Brother's packing.

You think so?

Yeah.

And you haven't been getting laid?

I don't really like meet girls.

We're going to get you out more, okay? Yeah.

But remember, be quiet.

Yeah, we would. We're going to get in trouble if they come in here.

Yeah, they would, like, kick us out.

Oh,

my God. Fuck, dude.

Why is it so hot? Jesus.

This is really bad.

Oh, fuck.

You got to promise me you'll open your presents after this.

I swear to God, yes.

I will.

I got you something you really like.

Okay.

We're being quiet, right?

Hmm.

Hello? I just, I just want to know.

Yeah, I want to know.

Fuck, okay.

evil.

I don't wanna know.

I'm gonna get you a new bed, though.

Yeah, I know.

Alright. No, seriously.

Will you please come open your presents?

I got you something you'll really like.

Better than this.

Okay, but you gotta clean up. I know.

Can you give me like a towel? I can't walk out there like this.

Oh, yes.