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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,851 --> 00:00:42,652 BOY: (WHISPERING) I don't think anyone's coming. 4 00:00:42,652 --> 00:00:44,754 - (LIGHTER CLICKS) - (BOYS WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 5 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,363 (BOYS GIGGLING) 6 00:00:48,363 --> 00:00:49,532 Yo. 7 00:00:49,532 --> 00:00:52,028 (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) 8 00:00:52,028 --> 00:00:53,532 (BOY SHUSHES) 9 00:00:55,772 --> 00:00:58,867 (BOYS GIGGLING, SHUSHING) 10 00:01:00,077 --> 00:01:02,211 - Oh, shit! - (EXCITED SHOUTING, LAUGHTER) 11 00:01:03,543 --> 00:01:05,945 MRS. MILLER: What the fuck are you kids doing?! 12 00:01:05,945 --> 00:01:08,084 Off! Get your hands off! 13 00:01:08,084 --> 00:01:10,383 - Get back here! Get back here! - BOY: Yeah, bro. 14 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:12,681 - (BOYS LAUGHING WILDLY) - (AUDIO STOPS ABRUPTLY) 15 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:16,258 (I'M A CUCKOO BY BELLE & SEBASTIAN PLAYING) 16 00:01:29,334 --> 00:01:31,037 ♪ I'm glad to see you ♪ 17 00:01:31,037 --> 00:01:32,272 ♪ I had a funny dream ♪ 18 00:01:32,272 --> 00:01:35,406 ♪ And you were wearing funny shoes ♪ 19 00:01:35,406 --> 00:01:38,344 ♪ You were going to a dance ♪ 20 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:40,742 ♪ You were dressed like a punk ♪ 21 00:01:40,742 --> 00:01:43,450 ♪ But you are too young to remember ♪ 22 00:01:45,016 --> 00:01:47,749 ♪ I'm happy for you, you've made it hard for me ♪ 23 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:51,260 ♪ I've counted on your company ♪ 24 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:54,657 ♪ You are staying with your friends tonight ♪ 25 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,826 ♪ I'm feeling sorry for myself ♪ 26 00:01:56,826 --> 00:02:01,728 ♪ I keep taking everything to be a sign ♪ 27 00:02:01,728 --> 00:02:04,437 ♪ I'd rather be in Tokyo ♪ 28 00:02:04,437 --> 00:02:07,771 ♪ I'd rather listen to Thin Lizzy, oh ♪ 29 00:02:07,771 --> 00:02:11,172 ♪ And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku ♪ 30 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,408 - ♪ There's something wrong with me ♪ - (DOOR CLOSES) 31 00:02:13,408 --> 00:02:15,218 ♪ I'm a cuckoo ♪ 32 00:02:22,825 --> 00:02:24,359 (FOOD SIZZLING) 33 00:02:26,059 --> 00:02:28,022 (PLATES CLINKING) 34 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,634 VIVIAN: Okay, Mom. 35 00:02:36,298 --> 00:02:37,636 (GROWLS) 36 00:02:44,741 --> 00:02:46,816 - (VIVIAN YELLING) - (CHRIS SCREAMING) 37 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:49,351 Get out of my room, you bitch! 38 00:02:51,186 --> 00:02:52,856 - (SONG ENDS) - (VIVIAN SIGHS) 39 00:02:52,856 --> 00:02:54,950 (MEN SPEAKING MANDARIN OVER TV) 40 00:02:58,025 --> 00:02:59,229 I'm not hungry. 41 00:03:24,346 --> 00:03:25,486 Yep. 42 00:03:31,588 --> 00:03:32,889 VIVIAN: (SIGHS) Okay. 43 00:03:36,794 --> 00:03:39,060 Is Dad gonna be home to see me before I leave? 44 00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:45,737 Classic. 45 00:04:00,225 --> 00:04:03,018 Stanford? As if he's gonna survive high school. 46 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,228 Stop wearing my clothes. 47 00:04:07,228 --> 00:04:09,299 (MOCKINGLY) "Stop wearing my clothes." 48 00:04:10,297 --> 00:04:11,532 (MUTTERS) Dumb horse. 49 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:13,468 What'd you just call me? 50 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:17,371 He just called me a whore! 51 00:04:17,371 --> 00:04:19,936 I called you a horse, like your zodiac sign. 52 00:04:22,543 --> 00:04:24,446 - You wish you could be a whore. - Mom! 53 00:04:25,809 --> 00:04:27,107 Actually, no, you're more like a lizard 54 00:04:27,107 --> 00:04:28,745 with your scaly-ass eczema skin, you know that? 55 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:31,011 - Oh, yeah, fuck you, pizza face! - Ah! 56 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:33,089 Lizard bitch, you got stains on my sweater! 57 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:34,917 - That's my sweater! - (SPEAKS MANDARIN) 58 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:36,821 - He literally just called me a bitch! - Bitch. 59 00:04:38,922 --> 00:04:40,319 You know, you're only born because I wanted 60 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:41,892 a little brother, and I wish you died in the womb. 61 00:04:41,892 --> 00:04:43,533 Yeah, you were only born because of a broken condom. 62 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,158 You don't even know how condoms work, and you never will. 63 00:04:45,158 --> 00:04:46,930 Shut the fuck up, okay? Conversation over. I win. 64 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:48,435 Like, you can't just decide when a conversation's-- 65 00:04:48,435 --> 00:04:49,667 - Not how talking works... - I get to decide! 66 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,903 - ...you absolute moron! - Blah, blah, blah! 67 00:04:51,903 --> 00:04:53,841 - Stop yelling! - You're like a little baby! (BLABBERING) 68 00:04:53,841 --> 00:04:54,935 (BLABBERING) 69 00:04:54,935 --> 00:04:56,137 - (SLAPS TABLE) - (NAI NAI EXCLAIMS) 70 00:05:11,427 --> 00:05:15,431 You think you're so cool, but you're not. 71 00:05:17,798 --> 00:05:20,370 - Nobody likes you. - (EXCLAIMS) Hey, get back here! 72 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:21,998 - I can't wait to move out! - CHRIS: Your fucking face! 73 00:05:23,669 --> 00:05:25,342 CHRIS: Get over here! Stop running! 74 00:05:38,883 --> 00:05:40,852 (MUTTERING) That's what you get for... 75 00:05:42,793 --> 00:05:44,724 (URINATES) 76 00:05:47,192 --> 00:05:48,794 (GRUNTS) 77 00:05:52,529 --> 00:05:54,734 (MUTTERS, SIGHS) 78 00:05:58,403 --> 00:05:59,708 (CAMERA CHIMES) 79 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,741 (SIGHS) 80 00:06:13,686 --> 00:06:15,491 It's a trick. Just make this trick. 81 00:06:16,353 --> 00:06:17,394 (SIGHS) 82 00:06:18,355 --> 00:06:19,387 Fuck! 83 00:06:19,387 --> 00:06:20,892 (SIGHS) 84 00:06:23,395 --> 00:06:25,358 Yes! Oh, yes! 85 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:32,772 - Mom, you just ruined my clip. - (MESSAGES CHIMING) 86 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:41,176 (SOBS) 87 00:07:05,936 --> 00:07:07,444 (DOOR CLOSING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 88 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:09,937 (MESSAGE CHIMES) 89 00:07:09,937 --> 00:07:11,107 (DOOR OPENING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 90 00:07:14,111 --> 00:07:15,684 (TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND BY HELLOGOODBYE PLAYING) 91 00:07:15,684 --> 00:07:18,380 ♪ Every night, I see you standing on the corner ♪ 92 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:21,721 ♪ Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner ♪ 93 00:07:21,721 --> 00:07:24,453 ♪ Touchdown turnaround, play by play... ♪ 94 00:07:24,453 --> 00:07:25,759 (MUSIC STOPS) 95 00:07:39,141 --> 00:07:40,774 (MESSAGE CHIMES) 96 00:07:48,748 --> 00:07:50,245 (DOOR OPENING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 97 00:08:06,828 --> 00:08:08,802 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 98 00:08:25,957 --> 00:08:27,689 (VIVIAN SIGHS) 99 00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:37,027 (DOOR CREAKS) 100 00:08:37,027 --> 00:08:38,929 - Ah... - ORTHODONTIST: Yeah, that looks good. 101 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:40,266 - That looks good. - (CAMERA BEEPS, CLICKS) 102 00:08:40,266 --> 00:08:41,928 (SPITS) Hot pink? 103 00:08:41,928 --> 00:08:43,366 - Mm-mm. - All right. 104 00:08:43,366 --> 00:08:44,799 Baby blue? 105 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:46,133 - Mm-mm. - No? (SPITS) 106 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,072 That's, like, the best color. Green? 107 00:08:49,047 --> 00:08:50,670 - Indigo? - Yes, sir. 108 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:54,177 Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to rub her tongue all over them. 109 00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:56,880 Indigo braces. 110 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,352 I hope you brought some wax, dawg. 111 00:08:58,352 --> 00:08:59,649 What the fuck is the wax for? 112 00:08:59,649 --> 00:09:00,713 SOUP: (IN DISTANCE) Fahad! 113 00:09:00,713 --> 00:09:01,816 FAHAD: Yo! 114 00:09:01,816 --> 00:09:03,884 - Fahad! - FAHAD: What? 115 00:09:03,884 --> 00:09:06,228 What are you wearing?! 116 00:09:06,228 --> 00:09:08,528 This is, like, my normal outfit! 117 00:09:08,528 --> 00:09:10,330 Dude, camo shorts are fucking gay! 118 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:11,730 Bro, your mom is gay! 119 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:13,996 My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch! 120 00:09:13,996 --> 00:09:16,835 - Dude, what the fuck? - I forgot, dude. 121 00:09:16,835 --> 00:09:19,870 But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay. 122 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,134 But I don't think that's how it works. 123 00:09:21,134 --> 00:09:22,544 - Man, what's good? - What's up? 124 00:09:22,544 --> 00:09:23,809 - How you doing? - Fuck you for saying that. 125 00:09:23,809 --> 00:09:25,041 - Yeah, how you doing? - How's it going, man? 126 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,079 - What's good, Wang? - Nice to see you again. 127 00:09:26,079 --> 00:09:27,183 Lil Wang. 128 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:28,407 - Bro. What? - Wang-Wang. 129 00:09:28,407 --> 00:09:30,047 - Hey, you crazy. - Yo, Wang-Wang in the house. 130 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,586 - You know how it is. - No, but for real, though. 131 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:33,246 Like, Lil Wayne wears camo shorts all the time. 132 00:09:33,246 --> 00:09:35,047 SOUP: All right, then he's gay, then. 133 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:36,689 Dude, everyone wears them. 134 00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:38,318 SOUP: So then everyone's gay, then. 135 00:09:38,318 --> 00:09:39,659 FAHAD: No way y'all lost to Niles, dude. 136 00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:41,587 SOUP: Yes, bro. That kid with the goatee 137 00:09:41,587 --> 00:09:43,561 hit a bomb off of Ryan in the fourth inning, like... 138 00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:44,601 FAHAD: Mexican Kenny? 139 00:09:45,631 --> 00:09:47,436 I think he's Filipino. 140 00:09:47,436 --> 00:09:49,237 Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican. 141 00:09:49,237 --> 00:09:50,540 Yo, what you mean by that? 142 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,375 Like, he just calls me, like, "ese" and shit. 143 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:53,604 I swear to God, he's just all about 144 00:09:53,604 --> 00:09:54,938 the, like, Mexicano slang. 145 00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:56,779 - Like, I don't know. - That's so weird. 146 00:09:56,779 --> 00:09:58,847 SOUP: Wait, hold on. Hold up. Did I tell you about Rishi? 147 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:00,673 - Who's Rishi? - FAHAD: It's just, like, baseball shit. 148 00:10:00,673 --> 00:10:02,208 - You don't got to worry about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 149 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:03,509 FAHAD: What about him, though? 150 00:10:03,509 --> 00:10:05,117 SOUP: Dude, he shit his pants during practice. 151 00:10:05,117 --> 00:10:07,357 And he was all like, "My mom's pulling a prank on me. 152 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,054 "She put poop in my pants again." 153 00:10:09,054 --> 00:10:10,349 FAHAD: Dude, what do you mean by "again," though? 154 00:10:10,349 --> 00:10:12,352 HARDEEP: Yo, bro, where have you been?! 155 00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:14,262 I've been hyping you up too much, bruh. 156 00:10:14,262 --> 00:10:15,324 What's good, Hardeep? 157 00:10:15,957 --> 00:10:17,529 Sup, virgins? 158 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,761 Dude, you're not a virgin? 159 00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:20,202 Nah, I fricked your mom! 160 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:21,898 - Dude. No, dude. - What? 161 00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:23,770 (WHISPERS) Bro, his mom has cancer. 162 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,075 Oh, uh, my bad. Uh, uh, is she, is she okay? 163 00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:27,233 No, she got cancer. 164 00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:28,973 I'm sorry for your loss. Yo, Jade! 165 00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:30,569 - SOUP: She's still alive. - (LIVELY CHATTER) 166 00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,540 Jade, this is my boy I've been telling you about. 167 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:36,212 He's the most freshest, flyest Pakistani in all of Fremont. 168 00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:38,254 - That's Jade. She's a real one. - Hey, what's up? 169 00:10:38,254 --> 00:10:39,984 - And that's Ellie. - Uh, hi. 170 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:41,482 - She's a dumb bitch. - (HARDEEP CHUCKLES) 171 00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:43,259 - ELLIE: Wait, what was your name again? - Fahad. 172 00:10:43,259 --> 00:10:44,827 - Fuckwad. - Bro, shut up. 173 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:47,323 These are my friends right here. We got Wang-Wang, Soup. 174 00:10:47,323 --> 00:10:49,488 - Your name is Soup? - Well, my real name is Jimmy, 175 00:10:49,488 --> 00:10:51,391 - but everyone just calls me Soup. - Why? 176 00:10:51,391 --> 00:10:53,228 His house just, like, always smells like soup. 177 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,562 SOUP: Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi-jjigae. 178 00:10:55,562 --> 00:10:57,235 (VOICES FADING) You know, radish soup, ox bone soup. 179 00:10:57,235 --> 00:10:59,742 - All the Korean classics. - ELLIE: Oh, that sounds good. 180 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,071 JADE: So, I heard you have some really good stories. 181 00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:03,302 FAHAD: Yeah, I mean, like, they a'ight. 182 00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:04,844 HARDEEP: Nah, they hecka funny. 183 00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:06,610 He's gonna be the first brown EGOT winner. 184 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,747 I'm calling it. 185 00:11:07,747 --> 00:11:09,652 ELLIE: My mom loves David Letterman. 186 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:11,651 Hey, can you, like, call me in, like, a minute? 187 00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:14,080 - Dude, why? - Just-just call me. 188 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,455 A'ight, whatever, man. 189 00:11:15,455 --> 00:11:17,551 (LIVELY CHATTER CONTINUES) 190 00:11:39,309 --> 00:11:40,847 (TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND RINGTONE PLAYING) 191 00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:43,109 GEORGIA: Madi, come here. You have to see this. 192 00:11:43,109 --> 00:11:44,778 (MOUTH FULL) Georgia. 193 00:11:44,778 --> 00:11:47,654 ♪ Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner ♪ 194 00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:49,619 ♪ Touchdown turnaround... ♪ 195 00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:50,684 (RINGTONE STOPS) 196 00:11:50,684 --> 00:11:52,191 Hey. 197 00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:55,062 SOUP: (OVER PHONE) Yo, why'd you ask me to call you? 198 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,492 - CHRIS: Yeah, don't worry about it. - Okay, bye, pookie. 199 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,228 So Hardeep starts pissing in the river, right? 200 00:12:01,228 --> 00:12:02,867 And Wang-Wang starts filming him. 201 00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:05,003 And then he uploads it to YouTube 202 00:12:05,003 --> 00:12:07,004 and titles it "Hardeep Pissing in the River." 203 00:12:07,004 --> 00:12:08,641 And he sends it to us, and we're like, 204 00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:10,736 "All right, yeah. That shit go." 205 00:12:10,736 --> 00:12:13,315 But then a few days later, I get a call from Hardeep, 206 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,247 and he's like, "Yo, breh! 207 00:12:15,247 --> 00:12:17,644 "Can you tell your boy to take that video of me pissing down? 208 00:12:17,644 --> 00:12:19,250 "My dad saw it, and he's, like, fucking heated, cuh." 209 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,988 I said "frickin'." I haven't cussed since sixth grade. 210 00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:22,218 - All right, whatever. "Frickin'." - (LAUGHTER) 211 00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:23,589 So I text Wang-Wang to take the video down, 212 00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:24,689 and he's like, "Okay." 213 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,385 But then the next day, 214 00:12:26,385 --> 00:12:28,356 this motherfucker calls me again, 215 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,490 and bro's like, "Hey, can you tell your boy 216 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,261 "to take that video of me down for real? 217 00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:34,570 "I just got another brown butt whupping." 218 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:37,167 - (LAUGHTER) - And I was like, "I did." 219 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,067 And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it. 220 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,668 "He just changed the title to 221 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:43,536 -"'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing in the River.'" - (LAUGHTER) 222 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:46,410 CASHIER: (OVER TV) Your total is 96.59. 223 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,509 - (LAUGHTER) - Holy shit. - (CASHIER SCREAMING OVER TV) 224 00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:50,950 (WHISPERS) Yo, um, I-I got to pee. I'll be back. 225 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,753 All right, dude, just, like, hurry up though. 226 00:12:52,753 --> 00:12:54,648 - My mom's gonna be here soon. - Okay. 227 00:12:55,658 --> 00:12:56,958 CASHIER: I don't believe it! 228 00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:58,828 (SIGHS) 229 00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:07,798 MADI: Come in. 230 00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:10,630 - What? - It's unlocked. 231 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:13,101 No, I c-- I could just wait until you're done. 232 00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:14,943 GEORGIA: Can you go get that? 233 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,015 Can I help you? 234 00:13:22,484 --> 00:13:24,986 Uh... Uh, yeah. 235 00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:27,151 I-I just, I just thought that was, like, the restroom, 236 00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:29,056 so I was kind of, like, yeah, you know, 237 00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:31,392 - knocking on doors and stuff. - (CHUCKLES) It's okay. 238 00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:32,587 I like your shirt. 239 00:13:34,358 --> 00:13:37,262 - Thanks. - Hayley Williams, I love her. 240 00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:41,436 Yeah, yeah. I-I love Hayley Williams, too. 241 00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:42,830 GEORGIA: Madi, come on. 242 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,640 Okay. 243 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,304 Do you want to come hang out with us? 244 00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:49,208 Um, sure. 245 00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:51,210 Okay, come here. 246 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,314 (HIGH-PITCHED HELIUM VOICES) 07/29/08, baby. 247 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,188 You're finally 15 like me. 248 00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:05,187 - Happy birthday. We love you. - Happy birthday. 249 00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:06,695 - We love you. - Miss you so much. 250 00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,625 - Wish you were here. Mwah. - Mwah. Mwah. 251 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,861 We wish you could've been here, but we hope you're having fun. 252 00:14:11,861 --> 00:14:14,200 - Bye! - Bye! 253 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,668 (NORMAL VOICES) (SIGHS) I look fugly. 254 00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:18,699 No, you don't. 255 00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:21,570 You want to try? 256 00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:23,242 Sure. 257 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,509 GEORGIA: So, you know each other? 258 00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:30,111 Um, yeah. You look familiar. 259 00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:32,945 You go to Horner, right? 260 00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:35,050 (HIGH-PITCHED HELIUM VOICE) Yeah, but, um, not anymore. 261 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:36,286 (MADI AND GEORGIA LAUGH) 262 00:14:36,286 --> 00:14:39,192 Uh, I just graduated. So, uh, yeah, thank God. 263 00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:41,720 (NORMAL VOICE) Um, yeah. 264 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,724 Horner kind of, like, sucks dick, you know? 265 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,895 (HEY NOW NOW BY THE CLOUD ROOM PLAYING QUIETLY) 266 00:14:45,895 --> 00:14:47,030 I liked Horner. 267 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,961 Yeah, I thought Horner was fun. 268 00:14:48,961 --> 00:14:52,706 ♪ Pay the bus fare or we find a new reason... ♪ 269 00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:55,705 Uh, what was your name again? 270 00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:59,443 I'm Chris, but, um, all my friends just call me Wang-Wang. 271 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,512 What should I call you? 272 00:15:03,253 --> 00:15:04,587 Um... 273 00:15:04,587 --> 00:15:06,521 You can just call me Wang-Wang. 274 00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:07,713 GEORGIA: Wang-Wang? 275 00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:09,319 Isn't that, like, the sound a duck makes? 276 00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,251 You know, like, (QUACKING) "Wang-Wang." 277 00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:13,554 (MADI AND GEORGIA LAUGH) 278 00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:14,727 (TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND RINGTONE PLAYING) 279 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:16,829 Oh, uh, oh, okay, um... 280 00:15:16,829 --> 00:15:18,162 - Uh, uh... - (RINGTONE STOPS) 281 00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:21,166 Sorry, um, I-I probably-- I-I got to go. 282 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,166 But, um, thanks for letting me just, like, 283 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,068 hang out with you guys for a bit. 284 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:27,409 Yeah. Okay, bye. (CHUCKLES) 285 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,769 I love that song. 286 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:32,208 Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too. 287 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,581 You have a good taste in music. 288 00:15:33,581 --> 00:15:35,050 Are we Facebook friends? 289 00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,118 Um... 290 00:15:37,982 --> 00:15:39,412 I'm not sure. 291 00:15:39,412 --> 00:15:42,081 Okay, well, you should add me. 292 00:15:42,081 --> 00:15:45,051 ♪ Is so comforting now, did the Earth just slam... ♪ 293 00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:48,453 Okay. Bye. 294 00:15:48,453 --> 00:15:50,259 ♪ And I know it ♪ 295 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,430 ♪ Won't undo their past ♪ 296 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:55,195 ♪ By walking and talking backwards... ♪ 297 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:56,500 Weren't you leaving? 298 00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:58,300 Um, yeah. 299 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,538 I just... Just give me a second. 300 00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:03,771 ♪ Pay the bus fare or we find a new reason ♪ 301 00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:06,814 ♪ A new way of living, and we shout it out ♪ 302 00:16:06,814 --> 00:16:08,914 ♪ And try to dream again ♪ 303 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,415 ♪ Hey, now, now... ♪ 304 00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:20,623 (MOUSE CLICKS) 305 00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:22,955 CHUNGSING: (IN DISTANCE) Didi! 306 00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:24,994 What? 307 00:16:24,994 --> 00:16:26,827 - Didi! - What? 308 00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:29,130 Dinner's ready! 309 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,040 Okay, I'm coming! 310 00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:53,286 - VIVIAN: (SCREAMING) Chris! - (DOOR BANGS) 311 00:16:53,286 --> 00:16:54,756 Oh, my-- What? Ow! 312 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:59,162 I swear to God, if you ever pee in my lotion again, 313 00:16:59,162 --> 00:17:01,370 I'm gonna period in your mouth. 314 00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:02,602 What the fuck? 315 00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:04,469 (GROANS) Ow! 316 00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:07,043 - Ew! - (DOOR SLAMS) 317 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,078 Mom! 318 00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,250 (WATER RUNNING) 319 00:17:29,093 --> 00:17:30,495 CHRIS: Nai Nai. 320 00:17:30,495 --> 00:17:33,168 - Nai Nai, look at the camera. - (EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES) 321 00:17:38,075 --> 00:17:39,735 What are you talking about? You're beautiful. 322 00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:44,042 I ugly. 323 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,812 CHRIS: No, you're beautiful. 324 00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:47,012 NAI NAI: You're beautiful. 325 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,346 CHRIS: No, you're beautiful. 326 00:17:48,346 --> 00:17:50,119 - (NAI NAI SPEAKS MANDARIN) - No, I love you. 327 00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:18,380 CHUNGSING: Didi? 328 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,742 What? 329 00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:23,216 Hmm? 330 00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:24,584 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING QUIETLY OVER COMPUTER) 331 00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:26,387 Look. 332 00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:29,950 ♪ Did you know that I like to do the dance... ♪ 333 00:18:41,099 --> 00:18:42,270 CHRIS: Uh... 334 00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:45,504 I look stupid. 335 00:18:48,577 --> 00:18:51,871 ♪ Every day, go to school, do the dance, talk the girls ♪ 336 00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:53,281 ♪ Exercise, be the good guy... ♪ 337 00:18:56,114 --> 00:18:57,582 CHRIS: Nothing. 338 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,954 Mom, j-just stop nagging me. 339 00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,696 (SIGHS) 340 00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:18,071 ♪ Get off the dance floor and start doing your chores ♪ 341 00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,471 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon! ♪ 342 00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:23,336 (SUNDAY AFTERNOON BY JON LAJOIE PLAYING) 343 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,771 (BOYS CLAMORING) 344 00:19:25,771 --> 00:19:27,813 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon... ♪ 345 00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:30,081 (YELLING WILDLY) 346 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,081 Yeah! Korea, number one! 347 00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:34,113 (YELLING WILDLY) 348 00:19:35,351 --> 00:19:36,616 COLIN: Who's up? 349 00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:38,656 - (BOYS EXCLAIMS) - BOY: Damn. 350 00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:42,127 I'm thinking you. Come on, get in here. 351 00:19:42,127 --> 00:19:43,864 - Ooh. - Can't handle this. 352 00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:46,565 (MOCKING INDISTINCTLY) 353 00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,637 - TYSHAWN: Fight! - (BELL DINGS) 354 00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:51,537 (LIVELY CHATTER) 355 00:19:53,575 --> 00:19:55,838 - Hit him! Hit him in the chest! - Think of Bruce Lee! 356 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,439 - Hit him in the chest! - COLIN: Hey, no face shots! 357 00:19:57,439 --> 00:19:58,604 - What the hell? - My bad, my bad. 358 00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:01,074 Go, Wang-Wang! (WHOOPS) 359 00:20:02,315 --> 00:20:03,814 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon ♪ 360 00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,789 ♪ And there a few things that I have to do... ♪ 361 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,521 - (BOYS GROANING) - Get off me! 362 00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:11,321 ♪ Then I'll head down to the mall... ♪ 363 00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:12,621 COLIN: What are you doing? 364 00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:14,060 - (SHOUTS) What the hell? - (SLAP LANDS) 365 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,527 - (BOYS EXCLAIMING) - Whoa! 366 00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:18,696 - COLIN: He bit my nipple. - You fucked him up. 367 00:21:03,272 --> 00:21:04,478 Nai Nai. 368 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:17,887 NAI NAI: Didi? 369 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,793 Nai Nai, no. 370 00:21:37,739 --> 00:21:39,909 Mom, I just told you I'm fine. 371 00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,065 (PHONE CHIMES) 372 00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:02,338 (PHONE CLICKS) 373 00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:11,974 (MESSAGE CHIMES) 374 00:24:07,594 --> 00:24:09,289 - (WHISPERS) Fuck. - (MESSAGE CHIMES) 375 00:24:20,977 --> 00:24:22,643 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 376 00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:27,780 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 377 00:24:41,922 --> 00:24:43,961 (DOOR CREAKING QUIETLY) 378 00:25:04,152 --> 00:25:05,444 (DOOR CLOSES) 379 00:25:06,385 --> 00:25:08,447 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 380 00:25:21,969 --> 00:25:24,496 - VIVIAN: Mom, can you not? - Mom, umbrellas are for rain. 381 00:25:27,237 --> 00:25:29,468 - VIVIAN: She's so annoying. - CHRIS: So embarrassing. 382 00:25:31,139 --> 00:25:33,208 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 383 00:25:37,487 --> 00:25:40,447 VIVIAN: Can you not comment on my body? 384 00:25:40,447 --> 00:25:41,557 God. 385 00:25:44,391 --> 00:25:46,419 (MAN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 386 00:25:56,437 --> 00:25:58,869 (SKATEBOARDS ROLLING OUTSIDE) 387 00:25:58,869 --> 00:26:00,241 DONOVAN: (OUTSIDE) Come on, Cory, keep up. 388 00:26:00,241 --> 00:26:02,309 CORY: Shut up, bro. I'm coming. 389 00:26:02,309 --> 00:26:03,543 DONOVAN: You hella slow. 390 00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:05,204 NUGGET: Hey, push faster. Come on. 391 00:26:05,204 --> 00:26:06,874 CORY: I'm not trying to drop my soda. 392 00:26:06,874 --> 00:26:09,542 DONOVAN: Why you always lag? 393 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,785 - Holy shit. - Oh, that was sketchy, but I'll take it. 394 00:26:13,213 --> 00:26:15,180 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 395 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,754 NUGGET: All right, kick flip. 396 00:26:16,754 --> 00:26:18,522 (66TH STREET BY ATMOSPHERE PLAYING) 397 00:26:18,522 --> 00:26:20,590 That's how it's done. 398 00:26:20,590 --> 00:26:21,729 DONOVAN: Wrap it up. 399 00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:26,063 - NUGGET: Got lucky on that one. - DONOVAN: (GROANS) All right. 400 00:26:27,597 --> 00:26:28,765 What's up? 401 00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:30,265 ♪ At a convenience store ♪ 402 00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:31,730 ♪ Working the counter, making minimum dough ♪ 403 00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,402 Uh, hi. 404 00:26:33,402 --> 00:26:36,000 ♪ Selling discount smokes to the neighborhood folk... ♪ 405 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,239 (MOUTH FULL) Hi. 406 00:26:39,081 --> 00:26:40,677 These, uh... 407 00:26:40,677 --> 00:26:42,679 These guys are really good. 408 00:26:42,679 --> 00:26:44,248 Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah. 409 00:26:44,248 --> 00:26:45,450 Thank you. 410 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:47,049 You guys, like, sponsored? 411 00:26:47,049 --> 00:26:48,680 - DONOVAN: Almost, bro. - NUGGET: You wish. 412 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,720 I've been trying to get these clips for this Berrics thing 413 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,020 that's coming up next month, 414 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:53,519 but we don't really have, like, a filmer 415 00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:55,024 - at the moment. - NUGGET: Once we got them clips. 416 00:26:55,024 --> 00:26:56,387 DONOVAN: I just need like two more tricks 417 00:26:56,387 --> 00:26:57,861 for my sponsor me tape, and I'm good. 418 00:26:57,861 --> 00:26:59,258 NUGGET: Oh, yeah. After that, we going up. 419 00:26:59,258 --> 00:27:00,900 - CORY: Oh, that's the dream, bro. - Yeah. 420 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:05,073 I mean, um, if you guys, like, need a filmer, I-I film. 421 00:27:05,073 --> 00:27:06,640 - You film? - Yeah. 422 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,443 - Like skateboarding? - Yeah, skateboarding. 423 00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:10,809 - You film skateboarding? - I... Yes, I film. 424 00:27:10,809 --> 00:27:12,472 DONOVAN: It's kind of perfect, 'cause, uh, 425 00:27:12,472 --> 00:27:14,644 we don't really kick it with our filmer at the moment. 426 00:27:14,644 --> 00:27:17,309 Oh. Yeah, what happened? 427 00:27:17,309 --> 00:27:18,912 - That bro died. - NUGGET: He's gone. 428 00:27:18,912 --> 00:27:20,183 Yeah, rest in peace, bro. 429 00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:22,284 Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry. 430 00:27:22,284 --> 00:27:25,391 - Bruh, I'm fucking with you, bro. - (PATS SHOULDER) 431 00:27:25,391 --> 00:27:26,494 He fucked my girlfriend, 432 00:27:26,494 --> 00:27:27,661 so we just kind of stopped kicking it. 433 00:27:27,661 --> 00:27:29,289 - He's dead to us. - You know what I mean? 434 00:27:29,289 --> 00:27:30,925 NUGGET: You let him fuck your girl, bruh. 435 00:27:30,925 --> 00:27:32,129 Hey, what's your name, man? 436 00:27:34,202 --> 00:27:35,297 I'm, uh... 437 00:27:36,702 --> 00:27:38,569 - I'm-I'm Chris. - Chris? 438 00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:40,338 Donovan, man. Pleasure. 439 00:27:40,338 --> 00:27:41,605 This is Cory. 440 00:27:41,605 --> 00:27:42,938 - Nugget. - What's up? 441 00:27:42,938 --> 00:27:44,171 DONOVAN: All right, right on, man. 442 00:27:44,171 --> 00:27:45,403 - We'll hit you up. - Nice to meet you. 443 00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:46,811 Just please do not fuck my girlfriend. 444 00:27:46,811 --> 00:27:48,348 Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. 445 00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:49,683 I got, I got a girlfriend. 446 00:27:49,683 --> 00:27:51,810 - Oh, you... - CORY: Oh, he got a shorty. 447 00:27:51,810 --> 00:27:53,745 - Where you go get you a girl? - DONOVAN: All right, man, well, 448 00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:55,854 uh, you got, like, a YouTube or something I could look up? 449 00:27:55,854 --> 00:27:57,858 I'll check out your videos when I get home. 450 00:27:58,621 --> 00:28:00,259 Uh... 451 00:28:00,259 --> 00:28:01,554 (GRUNTING) Fuck. 452 00:28:13,477 --> 00:28:15,704 (BOYS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY OVER VIDEO) 453 00:28:15,704 --> 00:28:17,537 (PAINED SCREAM) 454 00:28:19,373 --> 00:28:20,447 - It's lit. - All right. All right. 455 00:28:20,447 --> 00:28:21,881 - Go, go. - Go, come on. 456 00:28:21,881 --> 00:28:23,308 - Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale. - I'll try it. 457 00:28:23,308 --> 00:28:24,650 - Wow. - Wu-Tang that shit. 458 00:28:24,650 --> 00:28:25,782 - Wu-Tang it. - (INHALES SHARPLY) 459 00:28:25,782 --> 00:28:28,053 - Yeah! Yeah! - No way! 460 00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:46,005 - (MOUSE CLICKS) - (DELETE SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 461 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,718 - (LAUGHING) - Weighted. 462 00:29:01,718 --> 00:29:04,859 Oh, Max. You are great. 463 00:29:24,982 --> 00:29:26,441 Oh. 464 00:29:34,948 --> 00:29:36,286 Ah. 465 00:29:43,466 --> 00:29:44,756 CHUNGSING: (LAUGHS) Yeah. 466 00:29:47,895 --> 00:29:48,903 Mm-hmm. 467 00:29:53,408 --> 00:29:55,076 (CHUNGSING LAUGHS) 468 00:29:55,076 --> 00:29:56,108 Chris... 469 00:30:00,282 --> 00:30:02,411 (CHUCKLES) 470 00:30:20,436 --> 00:30:22,164 FISH: Yo, Wang-Wang. 471 00:30:22,164 --> 00:30:24,734 What's up, fool? Don't even trip, dude. 472 00:30:24,734 --> 00:30:26,233 Fuck them hoes. 473 00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:28,475 You a handsome motherfucker, man. 474 00:30:28,475 --> 00:30:30,235 You got strong-ass teeth. 475 00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:31,744 You look good in shorts. 476 00:30:31,744 --> 00:30:34,113 That's why Madi likes you, baby! 477 00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:37,014 - (PHONE VIBRATES) - (MESSAGE CHIMES) 478 00:30:37,014 --> 00:30:38,948 FAHAD: Dude, she sent you a winky face. 479 00:30:38,948 --> 00:30:40,613 Do you know what that means? 480 00:30:40,613 --> 00:30:42,250 She wants your wang. I swear to God on my life, 481 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,614 - she wants your wang. - Bro, what? No. 482 00:30:43,614 --> 00:30:44,855 Dude, she's probably just trying to be, 483 00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:46,119 like, nice or something, bro. 484 00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:47,588 - Wow! - No, she is not. 485 00:30:47,588 --> 00:30:49,326 - You cannot take a hint. - Bro, Madi could literally be 486 00:30:49,326 --> 00:30:50,931 touching your shlong right now, and you'd be like, 487 00:30:50,931 --> 00:30:53,031 "Oh, guys, I don't know if Madi likes me or not." 488 00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:54,358 - It's so true, bro. - Like, bro, come on. 489 00:30:54,358 --> 00:30:55,861 You guys never take hints. 490 00:30:55,861 --> 00:30:57,632 Dude, dude, she's definitely just trying to be nice, bro. 491 00:30:57,632 --> 00:30:59,334 - There's no way. - Shut the fuck up. All right, respond. 492 00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:00,975 - What are you gonna say? - CHRIS: All right, um... 493 00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:03,434 Uh-huh. 494 00:31:03,434 --> 00:31:04,610 FAHAD: Can you type any faster? 495 00:31:04,610 --> 00:31:06,079 CHRIS: Bro, hold on. 496 00:31:07,682 --> 00:31:09,117 CHRIS: All right, is that good? 497 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,142 Dude, no. 498 00:31:11,142 --> 00:31:12,320 Are you serious? 499 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,446 - Nah. - What? 500 00:31:13,446 --> 00:31:15,151 Bro, oh, my... For the love of God, 501 00:31:15,151 --> 00:31:16,549 please let me talk to her for you. 502 00:31:16,549 --> 00:31:18,825 - No, bro. This is... - What the fuck is that? 503 00:31:18,825 --> 00:31:20,493 - This is fine, bro. - What is that? 504 00:31:20,493 --> 00:31:21,630 No, it's not fine. 505 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,356 - You have no game, bro. - Nah, bro. 506 00:31:23,356 --> 00:31:24,555 - Come on, bro. - Dude, come on. 507 00:31:24,555 --> 00:31:25,995 I could get you this girl right now. 508 00:31:25,995 --> 00:31:27,832 - CHRIS: Bro, I... - Dude, please. 509 00:31:27,832 --> 00:31:29,331 One sentence. One sentence. 510 00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:30,835 - Fine. One sentence. - All right. Let's go. 511 00:31:30,835 --> 00:31:32,105 - CHRIS: One. - All right. 512 00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:36,037 How about "get boba"? 513 00:31:36,037 --> 00:31:38,539 Come on, that's good. 514 00:31:38,539 --> 00:31:40,679 - Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever. - All right. Cool. 515 00:31:40,679 --> 00:31:42,775 Let's do this real quick. 516 00:31:44,182 --> 00:31:45,586 - Bro! Bro, you can't... - (LAUGHING) 517 00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:47,212 Dude, give me my fucking phone! 518 00:31:47,212 --> 00:31:48,313 Hold his ass down! 519 00:31:48,313 --> 00:31:49,683 Soup, hold his ass down! 520 00:31:49,683 --> 00:31:51,056 - Hold him down! - Give me my fucking phone back. 521 00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:52,683 - Give me my fucking phone back. - Oh, shit. 522 00:31:52,683 --> 00:31:54,820 - Hold him down! - Give me the phone, dude. 523 00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,687 I'm not fucking playing around. Give me the phone. 524 00:31:56,687 --> 00:31:58,393 (GROANS) Yo, what are you saying, bro? 525 00:31:58,393 --> 00:32:00,201 - SOUP: Sound like a bitch, boy. - CHRIS: Ow! 526 00:32:00,201 --> 00:32:02,099 - No, what are you... - I thought you were stronger than this. 527 00:32:02,099 --> 00:32:03,766 - Come on. - Little bitch, bro. (GROANS) 528 00:32:03,766 --> 00:32:05,031 Oh, hi, Nai Nai. 529 00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:06,672 Hey. Hello. 530 00:32:06,672 --> 00:32:08,372 (CLAMORING CONTINUES) 531 00:32:10,941 --> 00:32:12,145 Nai Nai, help. 532 00:32:13,941 --> 00:32:16,014 - SOUP: Your boyfriend, sexy time. - NAI NAI: Good friend. 533 00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:17,350 SOUP: Come on, dance for your grandma. 534 00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:18,382 Nai Nai... 535 00:32:22,053 --> 00:32:23,083 - I love you, too. - Bye-bye. 536 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,424 CHRIS: Get off me. 537 00:32:24,424 --> 00:32:25,892 FAHAD: Done. 538 00:32:25,892 --> 00:32:28,126 CHRIS: What did you say? What did you say? 539 00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:29,860 - Bro, come on! - FAHAD: I don't know, dude. 540 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,565 - We'll find out. - (GROANS) 541 00:32:31,565 --> 00:32:32,930 - (PHONE CHIMES) - Oh! 542 00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:34,601 What? Wait, what'd she say? 543 00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:36,534 - What'd she say? - Oh, whoa. 544 00:32:36,534 --> 00:32:37,632 Come on! 545 00:32:39,674 --> 00:32:41,374 Just thank me later, bro. 546 00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:43,440 (PANTING) 547 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,794 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 548 00:33:08,934 --> 00:33:10,135 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 549 00:33:10,135 --> 00:33:12,298 NARRATOR: (ON VIDEO) How to kiss like a pro. 550 00:33:12,298 --> 00:33:13,831 Are you a good kisser? 551 00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:15,973 Anybody can be with the right technique. 552 00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:18,803 Step one: clean your mouth. 553 00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:22,081 Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash. 554 00:33:22,081 --> 00:33:24,812 Bad breath is the ruination of kissing. 555 00:33:24,812 --> 00:33:28,518 Step two: sit with your partner, preferably in private. 556 00:33:28,518 --> 00:33:31,652 Public displays of affection may be fun for you, 557 00:33:31,652 --> 00:33:34,992 but they make everyone else uncomfortable. 558 00:33:34,992 --> 00:33:36,931 You don't want to do that. 559 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:40,099 Step three: relax and clear your mind. 560 00:33:40,099 --> 00:33:42,795 Focus only on the person in front of you. 561 00:33:42,795 --> 00:33:45,973 Angle your face to avoid crunching noses. 562 00:33:45,973 --> 00:33:49,275 Lean into the person until your lips touch. 563 00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:53,107 Keep lip contact soft and gentle in the beginning. 564 00:33:53,107 --> 00:33:54,542 WOMAN: (MOANS) Oh. 565 00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,943 NARRATOR: Step four: open your mouth enough 566 00:33:56,943 --> 00:34:00,053 to slowly slide your tongue into your partner's mouth. 567 00:34:00,053 --> 00:34:03,481 Just remember to keep it slow and soft, 568 00:34:03,481 --> 00:34:05,817 not darting or invasive. 569 00:34:05,817 --> 00:34:08,119 Don't forget to breathe through your nose. 570 00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:11,693 Nothing ruins a good make-out like falling unconscious. 571 00:34:13,694 --> 00:34:15,634 MADI: (IMITATING YODA) Do or do not. 572 00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:16,830 There is no try. 573 00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:18,869 CHRIS: What was that? 574 00:34:18,869 --> 00:34:20,574 (NORMAL VOICE) Yoda. 575 00:34:20,574 --> 00:34:21,868 Oh, yeah, Yoda. 576 00:34:24,706 --> 00:34:27,043 (CHUCKLES) Have you never seen Star Wars? 577 00:34:27,043 --> 00:34:28,549 I've seen Star Wars. 578 00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:30,008 What color's Yoda? 579 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,121 Uh... 580 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,453 I don't know. Like a... 581 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:38,187 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Like a... 582 00:34:38,187 --> 00:34:40,422 um, like a metallic chrome? 583 00:34:40,422 --> 00:34:43,429 - (LAUGHS) A metallic chrome? - Yeah. 584 00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:44,528 No. 585 00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:49,569 Like a-a... a bright yellow? 586 00:34:49,569 --> 00:34:51,172 No, that-- no. 587 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,372 - Okay, I've never seen Star Wars. - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 588 00:34:54,703 --> 00:34:57,710 How have you seen A Walk to Remember 589 00:34:57,710 --> 00:34:59,279 but not Star Wars? 590 00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:02,574 I don't know. I think my sister probably, like, 591 00:35:02,574 --> 00:35:04,214 made me watch it or something. 592 00:35:04,214 --> 00:35:05,780 I didn't realize you had a sister. 593 00:35:07,448 --> 00:35:09,256 Yeah, I have a sister. 594 00:35:10,451 --> 00:35:14,462 She... older or younger? 595 00:35:14,462 --> 00:35:15,726 She's older. 596 00:35:15,726 --> 00:35:17,088 Nice. 597 00:35:20,299 --> 00:35:23,397 I have an older brother, so that's why... 598 00:35:23,397 --> 00:35:25,298 - Yeah. - ...I was wondering. 599 00:35:25,298 --> 00:35:26,900 Are you two close? 600 00:35:27,806 --> 00:35:29,276 Um, yeah. 601 00:35:29,843 --> 00:35:31,410 Yeah, I'd say so. 602 00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:34,281 I mean, we were close before he left for college, 603 00:35:34,281 --> 00:35:38,076 so I don't really get to see him that much anymore. 604 00:35:39,317 --> 00:35:41,189 Are you close with your sister? 605 00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:46,326 Yeah. 606 00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:53,568 - Hey, I have a gift for you. - A gift? 607 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,434 - A gift. - For me? 608 00:35:57,873 --> 00:36:00,900 - What is it? - It's an eraser. 609 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,144 - MADI: An eraser? - Yeah, it's got the big side, 610 00:36:03,144 --> 00:36:04,672 - and then it's got... - (LAUGHS) The little side. 611 00:36:04,672 --> 00:36:06,511 CHRIS: A little-- the roller side. It rolls. 612 00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:09,010 - MADI: Oh, that's... that's really cool. - Yeah. 613 00:36:09,010 --> 00:36:10,344 Thank you. 614 00:36:10,344 --> 00:36:11,780 - Yeah. - I like it. 615 00:36:14,782 --> 00:36:16,950 Can I ask you a serious question? 616 00:36:22,729 --> 00:36:23,990 Sure. 617 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,158 You've seen Jaws, right? 618 00:36:29,835 --> 00:36:31,704 (SIGHS) 619 00:36:31,704 --> 00:36:33,000 - No? - No. 620 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,508 Wow. 621 00:36:34,508 --> 00:36:36,673 Um, okay. 622 00:36:37,372 --> 00:36:39,071 What about... 623 00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:40,578 E.T.? 624 00:36:41,975 --> 00:36:45,042 - Yeah, I've seen E.T. - Okay. Okay, good. 625 00:36:45,042 --> 00:36:48,214 Let's see who can do a better E.T. impression. 626 00:36:48,214 --> 00:36:49,452 Okay. 627 00:36:49,452 --> 00:36:50,991 - You go first. - You go first. Jinx. 628 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,689 Okay, now you have to go first. 629 00:36:53,686 --> 00:36:55,859 - (SIGHS) - (CHUCKLES) 630 00:36:55,859 --> 00:36:57,359 Okay. 631 00:36:57,359 --> 00:36:59,000 Just an E.T. impression, right? 632 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,229 If you've seen the movie, you'll know. 633 00:37:00,229 --> 00:37:01,864 Yeah, I've seen the movie. 634 00:37:01,864 --> 00:37:03,337 E.T. 635 00:37:04,573 --> 00:37:05,999 Um... 636 00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:11,774 (GUTTURAL GROANING) 637 00:37:16,917 --> 00:37:19,745 (BOTH LAUGHING) 638 00:37:19,745 --> 00:37:21,020 You have not seen E.T. before. 639 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,587 I definitely have seen E.T. 640 00:37:22,587 --> 00:37:24,358 No, you definitely haven't if that was your impression. 641 00:37:24,358 --> 00:37:27,188 That's the sound he makes at, like, the end credits. 642 00:37:27,188 --> 00:37:28,857 Yeah, okay. 643 00:37:35,132 --> 00:37:36,469 You know... 644 00:37:38,107 --> 00:37:40,539 ...you're pretty cute for an Asian. 645 00:37:52,947 --> 00:37:55,081 Have you ever played the nervous game before? 646 00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:57,952 No. 647 00:38:01,588 --> 00:38:03,122 Are you nervous? 648 00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:08,468 Are you nervous? 649 00:38:14,238 --> 00:38:15,904 Are you nervous? 650 00:38:19,947 --> 00:38:21,448 Are you nervous? 651 00:38:26,316 --> 00:38:27,685 Are you nervous? 652 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,425 (WHISPERS) Are you nervous? 653 00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:35,221 - Yes. - What? 654 00:38:35,221 --> 00:38:36,387 Yes. 655 00:38:36,387 --> 00:38:37,494 Oh. 656 00:38:37,494 --> 00:38:39,664 Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous. I just... 657 00:38:40,363 --> 00:38:41,628 Can you, um... 658 00:38:41,628 --> 00:38:42,730 - Sorry. - Yeah, I-I'm sorry. 659 00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:43,995 - No, it's okay. - Because I-I freaked out 660 00:38:43,995 --> 00:38:45,235 - a little bit. - It's okay. It's okay. 661 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,602 I'm just... I-I'm sorry. 662 00:38:46,602 --> 00:38:48,266 You don't have to apologize. It's okay. 663 00:38:48,941 --> 00:38:49,938 Really. 664 00:39:00,348 --> 00:39:02,313 (SIGHS) 665 00:39:09,865 --> 00:39:11,894 (LOCK CLICKING) 666 00:39:22,977 --> 00:39:24,335 (DOOR CLOSES) 667 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:27,382 Where were you? 668 00:39:28,717 --> 00:39:29,978 Nowhere. 669 00:39:32,012 --> 00:39:34,213 Hanging out with Fahad and Soup? 670 00:39:37,259 --> 00:39:40,190 - No. - Okay, so what were you doing? 671 00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:42,522 It's not like you have any other friends. And also, no one likes you. 672 00:39:42,522 --> 00:39:44,091 Shut the fuck up! 673 00:39:46,335 --> 00:39:48,502 Why are you always so mean to me, huh? 674 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:52,137 What? 675 00:39:52,137 --> 00:39:54,904 I can't wait for you to leave so I don't have to see your ugly face again. 676 00:39:58,913 --> 00:40:00,074 (DOOR SLAMS) 677 00:40:12,290 --> 00:40:14,121 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 678 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:47,253 FAHAD: Bro, how'd things go with Madi? 679 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,461 - Good. - What do you mean "good"? 680 00:40:52,461 --> 00:40:54,529 Like, good or... good? 681 00:40:54,529 --> 00:40:55,800 You know what I'm saying? 682 00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:00,966 - She touched my wiener. - No. 683 00:41:00,966 --> 00:41:02,840 No way she gave you a hand job. 684 00:41:04,137 --> 00:41:05,778 I'm fucking proud of you, dude. 685 00:41:05,778 --> 00:41:08,376 For the first time in my life, I'm actually proud of you. 686 00:41:08,376 --> 00:41:10,080 Good shit, dude. 687 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,244 Finally. 688 00:41:12,185 --> 00:41:13,949 (GAME CHIMES) 689 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,814 (IMAGINARY GIRL BY THE SILVER SEAS PLAYING) 690 00:41:15,814 --> 00:41:17,818 ♪ Imaginary girl ♪ 691 00:41:17,818 --> 00:41:20,051 ♪ This is a song for you ♪ 692 00:41:20,051 --> 00:41:21,618 ♪ Sorry it took forever... ♪ 693 00:41:21,618 --> 00:41:22,992 Oh. 694 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:26,158 Hurry up. 695 00:41:26,158 --> 00:41:27,927 ♪ It was the least I could do ♪ 696 00:41:27,927 --> 00:41:32,099 ♪ Better late than never ♪ 697 00:41:32,099 --> 00:41:33,639 - ♪ Out of the water ♪ - (CAMERA CLICKS) 698 00:41:33,639 --> 00:41:35,670 ♪ You appeared like a dream to me... ♪ 699 00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:37,136 ELLIE: Oh, that's so cute. 700 00:41:37,136 --> 00:41:38,476 JADE: Can you take a photo of all of us? 701 00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:40,674 ♪ And I wanna thank you ♪ 702 00:41:40,674 --> 00:41:43,140 ♪ Imaginary girl ♪ 703 00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,109 ♪ You really blow my mind ♪ 704 00:41:45,109 --> 00:41:47,187 ♪ You got to be joking... ♪ 705 00:41:47,187 --> 00:41:48,918 - (CAMERA CLICKS) - JADE: Wait. 706 00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:50,989 Give us, like, a "one, two, three" or something. 707 00:41:50,989 --> 00:41:52,420 Come on. 708 00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,854 Come on, bro. 709 00:41:53,854 --> 00:41:55,662 Aren't you, like, the camera guy? 710 00:41:57,657 --> 00:41:59,759 One, two, 711 00:41:59,759 --> 00:42:01,135 - three. - (CAMERA CLICKS) 712 00:42:01,135 --> 00:42:02,526 - (LAUGHTER) - (SONG ENDS) 713 00:42:02,526 --> 00:42:04,000 FAHAD: Like, do they just walk onto the crime scene, 714 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,601 - like, slip, like, "Oh, shit. Fuck." - (LAUGHTER) 715 00:42:06,601 --> 00:42:08,336 "What the hell is that? 716 00:42:08,336 --> 00:42:09,941 "Semen!" 717 00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:12,137 It's like, dude, what are burglars even doing these days? 718 00:42:12,137 --> 00:42:14,109 How do you even think of this stuff? 719 00:42:14,109 --> 00:42:17,780 - You write what you know. - Isn't that Dave Chappelle? 720 00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:19,345 ELLIE: We should look at those shoes 721 00:42:19,345 --> 00:42:21,479 - that we saw at the mall the other day. - JADE: Oh, yeah. 722 00:42:22,486 --> 00:42:24,116 You're quiet. 723 00:42:24,116 --> 00:42:26,625 FAHAD: Yeah, quit being weird, bro. 724 00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:28,561 - I'm not being weird. - Just a little bit. 725 00:42:28,561 --> 00:42:30,128 You're just kind of, like, silent over there. 726 00:42:30,128 --> 00:42:31,794 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 727 00:42:31,794 --> 00:42:34,426 Um, do you have any funny stories? 728 00:42:35,904 --> 00:42:37,535 Uh... 729 00:42:37,535 --> 00:42:39,233 FAHAD: Why are you looking at me? 730 00:42:41,107 --> 00:42:42,541 Uh... 731 00:42:42,541 --> 00:42:43,873 There's-there's the squirrel story. 732 00:42:43,873 --> 00:42:46,380 Please don't do... Don't fucking do that. 733 00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:48,012 JADE: Wait, what's the squirrel story? 734 00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:49,909 FAHAD: It's nothing. It's just, like, not a great story. 735 00:42:49,909 --> 00:42:51,242 ELLIE: No, no, no, tell us. 736 00:42:51,242 --> 00:42:53,049 - You have to tell us. - JADE: Yeah. 737 00:42:54,557 --> 00:42:56,552 Don't listen to him. What's the squirrel story? 738 00:42:56,552 --> 00:42:58,821 JADE: Go on, tell us. 739 00:42:58,821 --> 00:43:01,659 Okay, well, um, there-there's this, 740 00:43:01,659 --> 00:43:03,156 there's this one time we were, uh, 741 00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:05,423 we were walking through the park, you know, 742 00:43:05,423 --> 00:43:07,895 and, uh, I saw this dead squirrel on the floor, 743 00:43:07,895 --> 00:43:09,368 and, uh, I thought it'd be funny 744 00:43:09,368 --> 00:43:11,234 if I showed it to my friends. 745 00:43:11,234 --> 00:43:15,434 So, um, I picked it up, and-and I-I put it in my backpack, 746 00:43:15,434 --> 00:43:19,576 and then, and then, you know, we-we got to the park. 747 00:43:19,576 --> 00:43:20,615 I-I pulled out the squirrel. 748 00:43:22,048 --> 00:43:23,850 And it was, like, you know, super dead and stuff, 749 00:43:23,850 --> 00:43:26,786 - and they were like, "Holy crap." - (CAMERA CLICKING) 750 00:43:26,786 --> 00:43:29,789 - I'm pretty sure that's dead. - Bro, it's been dead. 751 00:43:29,789 --> 00:43:31,590 And then after that, we're gonna, we're gonna bury it. 752 00:43:31,590 --> 00:43:34,420 You know? But, uh, my buddy, Soup... 753 00:43:35,563 --> 00:43:37,290 ...he pours this, like, energy drink 754 00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:39,425 into the squirrel's mouth, and then-then, like, 755 00:43:39,425 --> 00:43:41,534 it starts, like, spazzing out, it starts freaking out, 756 00:43:41,534 --> 00:43:43,295 - and everyone's like... - (BOYS SCREAM) 757 00:43:43,295 --> 00:43:44,901 And then my other friend, he, like, 758 00:43:44,901 --> 00:43:46,231 grabs it by the tail, and he starts, like, 759 00:43:46,231 --> 00:43:48,070 swinging it around like Indiana Jones. 760 00:43:48,070 --> 00:43:50,602 Looks like an absolute, like, psycho, you know? 761 00:43:50,602 --> 00:43:52,276 He's, like, chasing us. We're running away from him. 762 00:43:52,276 --> 00:43:53,709 (BOYS SCREAMING) 763 00:43:53,709 --> 00:43:56,142 - What the fuck? Oh, shit! - Yo. 764 00:43:56,142 --> 00:43:57,784 CHRIS: And then the-- and then, like, 765 00:43:57,784 --> 00:43:59,577 the-the tail, like, pops off, and then, like, 766 00:43:59,577 --> 00:44:01,586 - the squirrel, like, goes flying. - (SQUEALING) 767 00:44:01,586 --> 00:44:03,053 But he's still holding the tail. 768 00:44:03,053 --> 00:44:04,725 - Just the squirrel, you know... - (SQUEALING) 769 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,991 - Like, you know? And... - (BOYS SCREAMING, SHOUTING) 770 00:44:06,991 --> 00:44:09,391 It was, like, really, really, it was really crazy. 771 00:44:09,391 --> 00:44:10,423 Um... 772 00:44:10,924 --> 00:44:12,730 What the fuck? 773 00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,099 JADE: Wait, so did you bury it or no? 774 00:44:15,099 --> 00:44:17,898 CHRIS: No, we, um, we put it in someone's mailbox and... 775 00:44:17,898 --> 00:44:19,606 - No, I would stop there. - Okay. 776 00:44:19,606 --> 00:44:22,003 Um, I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty. 777 00:44:22,003 --> 00:44:23,973 You know her mom works for PETA, right? 778 00:44:23,973 --> 00:44:25,472 - She could send you to juvie. - JADE: Mm-hmm. 779 00:44:25,472 --> 00:44:26,604 Oh. 780 00:44:27,346 --> 00:44:28,815 Okay. Sorry. 781 00:44:30,352 --> 00:44:32,411 - Dumb bitch. - Whoa. (CHUCKLES) 782 00:44:32,411 --> 00:44:34,478 JADE: Okay, I can't believe you just said that. 783 00:44:34,478 --> 00:44:36,689 CHRIS: What? I don't know. I'm just kidding. 784 00:44:36,689 --> 00:44:37,952 - Kidding? - She called her that before. 785 00:44:37,952 --> 00:44:39,152 - FAHAD: Bro. - Like, I thought it was, 786 00:44:39,152 --> 00:44:40,357 - her nickname or something. - JADE: No. 787 00:44:40,357 --> 00:44:41,495 Are you serious? 788 00:44:41,495 --> 00:44:43,924 You think my nickname is "dumb bitch"? 789 00:44:43,924 --> 00:44:46,797 - Yeah. No. Sorry. - FAHAD: No. 790 00:44:46,797 --> 00:44:48,736 ELLIE: I can't believe he said that. 791 00:44:50,295 --> 00:44:52,839 - (HORN HONKS) - There's my mom. 792 00:44:54,071 --> 00:44:56,004 Um, some friends are coming over right now 793 00:44:56,004 --> 00:44:58,306 to watch a movie, if you want to come. 794 00:44:58,306 --> 00:45:01,206 - FAHAD: Yeah, for sure. - Uh, I think there's only room 795 00:45:01,206 --> 00:45:02,979 for one more in the car, though. 796 00:45:02,979 --> 00:45:05,179 - FAHAD: Oh, okay. Um... - But if you want, 797 00:45:05,179 --> 00:45:06,844 you could take the bus and meet us there. 798 00:45:06,844 --> 00:45:09,383 FAHAD: Dude, you're-you're cool with taking the bus, right? 799 00:45:11,392 --> 00:45:13,156 All right. Later, dude. 800 00:45:13,986 --> 00:45:15,893 ELLIE: Bye. 801 00:45:15,893 --> 00:45:18,125 - (VEHICLE DOOR OPENS) - FAHAD: Yeah, go for it. 802 00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:20,125 ELLIE: Wait, can we tell Soup to come? 803 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:22,693 (VEHICLE DOOR ALARM BEEPING) 804 00:45:23,535 --> 00:45:24,739 I'm so sorry. 805 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,879 (VEHICLE DRIVING OFF) 806 00:46:00,404 --> 00:46:02,233 AUTOMATED VOICE: Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone 807 00:46:02,233 --> 00:46:03,536 while your party is reached. 808 00:46:07,381 --> 00:46:08,607 CHUNGSING: Didi. 809 00:46:11,317 --> 00:46:12,578 Didi. 810 00:46:18,918 --> 00:46:20,223 Fine. 811 00:46:27,565 --> 00:46:28,629 Are you sad? 812 00:46:28,629 --> 00:46:29,727 I'm fine. 813 00:46:30,305 --> 00:46:31,806 (CHUNGSING SIGHS) 814 00:46:39,074 --> 00:46:40,744 ♪ Can we fake it ♪ 815 00:46:40,744 --> 00:46:43,147 ♪ Can we make believe? ♪ 816 00:46:43,147 --> 00:46:44,979 - ♪ I'm so full of love ♪ - (TURNS DOWN VOLUME) 817 00:46:44,979 --> 00:46:47,216 ♪ It deeply sickens me ♪ 818 00:46:47,216 --> 00:46:49,713 ♪ But all I can do is close my eyes ♪ 819 00:46:49,713 --> 00:46:51,557 - ♪ And cross my heart ♪ - (TURNS UP VOLUME) 820 00:46:51,557 --> 00:46:52,991 ♪ And hope to die ♪ 821 00:46:52,991 --> 00:46:54,626 ♪ 'Cause you don't fucking listen... ♪ 822 00:46:54,626 --> 00:46:56,457 - (TURNS DOWN VOLUME) - Mom! 823 00:46:59,532 --> 00:47:00,829 (CHRIS SIGHS) 824 00:47:00,829 --> 00:47:02,529 (MUSIC CONTINUES QUIETLY) 825 00:47:13,975 --> 00:47:15,608 - Mom? - Yeah? 826 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,183 Did you fart? 827 00:47:20,287 --> 00:47:21,449 No. 828 00:47:22,281 --> 00:47:24,386 Oh, my God, you farted. 829 00:47:27,621 --> 00:47:29,325 - CHRIS: Unlock the window. - (BUTTON CLICKING) 830 00:47:30,399 --> 00:47:32,158 Well, uh, it's broken. 831 00:47:32,158 --> 00:47:35,202 CHRIS: It's broken? Oh, my God. 832 00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:37,034 (LAUGHS) Sorry. 833 00:47:37,034 --> 00:47:39,071 - It smells like shit. - (CHUNGSING LAUGHS) 834 00:47:40,069 --> 00:47:41,472 (CHUNGSING BREATHING DEEPLY) 835 00:47:41,472 --> 00:47:43,207 (CHRIS GROANS) 836 00:47:45,013 --> 00:47:48,014 - (CHUNGSING BREATHING DEEPLY) - Are you smelling it? 837 00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:53,921 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 838 00:48:03,528 --> 00:48:05,262 (SIGHS) 839 00:48:15,074 --> 00:48:16,570 MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Order number 42. 840 00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,017 Ah... 841 00:48:27,951 --> 00:48:30,881 - Ah. - Hey. (LAUGHING) 842 00:48:43,604 --> 00:48:45,038 What are you doing? 843 00:48:51,377 --> 00:48:52,939 MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Number 43, your order is ready. 844 00:48:52,939 --> 00:48:54,146 You're so Asian. 845 00:48:55,212 --> 00:48:56,808 MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Number 43. 846 00:49:07,086 --> 00:49:08,226 Mom. 847 00:49:09,121 --> 00:49:10,129 Stop. 848 00:49:11,299 --> 00:49:12,766 Mom. 849 00:49:12,766 --> 00:49:15,431 I told you this before. I am not go-- 850 00:49:21,235 --> 00:49:22,900 TUTOR: You're late. 851 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:25,243 Come sit down. 852 00:49:32,147 --> 00:49:34,247 Josh, go back to work. 853 00:49:34,247 --> 00:49:36,490 MAX: (WHISPERING) Dude, stop. 854 00:49:36,490 --> 00:49:38,322 Our moms are friends. 855 00:49:57,446 --> 00:49:59,178 (MOUSE CLICKING) 856 00:50:07,852 --> 00:50:09,056 (MESSAGES CHIMING) 857 00:50:31,544 --> 00:50:32,871 (SIGHS) 858 00:50:40,086 --> 00:50:42,188 (DOOR CLOSING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 859 00:51:12,686 --> 00:51:13,945 (MESSAGE CHIMES) 860 00:51:18,558 --> 00:51:20,088 Mom. 861 00:51:20,088 --> 00:51:22,558 Mom, can you give me ride? 862 00:51:24,729 --> 00:51:25,726 Mom? 863 00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:31,534 - (CHUNGSING SHOUTS IN MANDARIN) - (PLATE SHATTERS) 864 00:52:16,512 --> 00:52:18,251 (WHISPERING) I'll take you. Come on. 865 00:52:21,957 --> 00:52:23,586 (BROKEN PLATE CRASHES IN TRASH CAN) 866 00:52:32,929 --> 00:52:34,025 You okay? 867 00:52:43,135 --> 00:52:45,503 Wait, this is where you and your friends hang out? 868 00:52:45,503 --> 00:52:47,005 Business parking lots? 869 00:52:47,005 --> 00:52:50,382 - Yeah. You could just park right over here. - Okay. 870 00:52:52,344 --> 00:52:53,649 Okay. 871 00:52:54,852 --> 00:52:56,322 Um... 872 00:52:58,288 --> 00:53:00,986 Thanks for, uh, driving me. 873 00:53:02,795 --> 00:53:04,121 No problem. 874 00:53:06,059 --> 00:53:11,435 Um, I think I'm gonna stay out for a while, too. 875 00:53:11,435 --> 00:53:15,209 So just give me a call later if you need a ride. 876 00:53:16,073 --> 00:53:17,541 Or anything, okay? 877 00:53:18,238 --> 00:53:19,378 Okay. 878 00:53:21,341 --> 00:53:22,843 (DOOR OPENS) 879 00:53:24,543 --> 00:53:25,983 (DOOR CLOSES) 880 00:53:25,983 --> 00:53:28,681 (BOYS CHATTERING QUIETLY) 881 00:53:28,681 --> 00:53:30,714 - There he is. Sup, bro? - Yo, bruh. 882 00:53:30,714 --> 00:53:31,956 - What's good? - How's it going? 883 00:53:31,956 --> 00:53:33,192 - How's it going? - Chillin'. 884 00:53:33,192 --> 00:53:34,823 NUGGET: Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up? 885 00:53:34,823 --> 00:53:36,623 - How's it going? How's it going? - Let's get these clips. 886 00:53:36,623 --> 00:53:39,728 (SACRED HEART BY CASS MCCOMBS PLAYING) 887 00:53:43,496 --> 00:53:44,662 (CAMCORDER BEEPS) 888 00:53:44,662 --> 00:53:46,999 NUGGET: Get that shit. Yep. 889 00:53:49,371 --> 00:53:51,535 (WHOOPS) Good shit, bruh. 890 00:53:51,535 --> 00:53:52,576 CORY: Right here. 891 00:53:54,016 --> 00:53:55,378 NUGGET: I mean, my shirt clean. 892 00:53:55,378 --> 00:53:57,311 - Smell this shit. Fuck yeah. - Hey. 893 00:53:57,311 --> 00:53:58,876 NUGGET: Like it, yeah. 894 00:53:58,876 --> 00:54:01,481 Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew. 895 00:54:01,481 --> 00:54:03,183 ♪ Sacred heart... ♪ 896 00:54:03,183 --> 00:54:05,149 (SHOUTS, GROANS) 897 00:54:05,149 --> 00:54:07,222 - The veins and shit in there. - (LAUGHS) Bro, what? 898 00:54:07,222 --> 00:54:08,556 I got some ball sack. 899 00:54:08,556 --> 00:54:10,094 NUGGET: Hey, right here, right here. 900 00:54:10,094 --> 00:54:12,030 - It's coming. - (CORY LAUGHS) 901 00:54:12,030 --> 00:54:13,899 - Weak! - Hey, run it back. 902 00:54:13,899 --> 00:54:15,366 Hey, both of you guys. 903 00:54:15,366 --> 00:54:18,901 - You, you and you. Out! - Oh, my-- Come on. 904 00:54:18,901 --> 00:54:21,334 - RENT-A-COP: I've seen you here before. - How you doing, man? 905 00:54:21,334 --> 00:54:22,503 Fun time is over. 906 00:54:22,503 --> 00:54:24,001 - No, no, no. - NUGGET: Hey, yo, Chris. 907 00:54:24,001 --> 00:54:25,937 Film that shit. Film that shit right there. 908 00:54:25,937 --> 00:54:28,174 - You are done. -"You're done, sonny son." 909 00:54:28,174 --> 00:54:29,578 Yes, you. 910 00:54:29,578 --> 00:54:31,950 Ah, right here, right here, right here. 911 00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:33,210 Yeah, land that shit. 912 00:54:33,921 --> 00:54:35,746 - Yeah! - Let's go! 913 00:54:35,746 --> 00:54:38,189 - Go, go! - (EXCITED SHOUTING) 914 00:54:38,189 --> 00:54:40,250 Let's get the fuck out of here! 915 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:54,071 ♪ No, love doesn't always ♪ 916 00:54:54,071 --> 00:54:59,170 ♪ Boomerang ♪ 917 00:55:01,309 --> 00:55:02,875 (SONG FADES) 918 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,942 Bruh, that security guard could not keep up. 919 00:55:04,942 --> 00:55:06,482 You just juked the fuck out of him, bro. 920 00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:07,913 - We got to see that shit. - (CLICKING) 921 00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:09,418 You clipping your nails back there, bro? 922 00:55:09,418 --> 00:55:11,049 It's good, bro. I'm catching 'em. 923 00:55:11,049 --> 00:55:13,150 Way to kill the vibe, bro. That's hella trifling. 924 00:55:13,150 --> 00:55:15,056 You can't be doing shit like that in people whip. 925 00:55:15,056 --> 00:55:17,263 Bro, I got to cut my toenails, I'm gonna cut my toenails, bro. 926 00:55:17,263 --> 00:55:19,427 Hey, Chris, you got that clip of me, though? 927 00:55:19,427 --> 00:55:20,991 Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip. 928 00:55:20,991 --> 00:55:22,629 - Yeah. - That clip was killer as fuck. 929 00:55:22,629 --> 00:55:24,568 - (EXCITED CHATTER) - Yeah, baby. 930 00:55:24,568 --> 00:55:27,106 That shit was wet, bro. That shit... Oh, man. 931 00:55:27,106 --> 00:55:28,637 I got the throw-down, the jukes. 932 00:55:28,637 --> 00:55:30,739 Stomped that shit, bolts. That's my opener, man. 933 00:55:30,739 --> 00:55:32,345 You were, you were, like, all up in his face, too. 934 00:55:32,345 --> 00:55:33,947 You know, you could've, like, could've, like, 935 00:55:33,947 --> 00:55:35,114 fucked him up or something. 936 00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:36,479 (SUNSHINE BY ATMOSPHERE PLAYING) 937 00:55:36,479 --> 00:55:37,808 Yeah, I'm-I'm more about peaceful shit. 938 00:55:37,808 --> 00:55:39,281 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 939 00:55:39,281 --> 00:55:40,578 Like, I'm on the Zen path. 940 00:55:40,578 --> 00:55:41,980 (NUGGET LAUGHS) 941 00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:44,024 Hey, you good to send me that clip later, though? 942 00:55:44,024 --> 00:55:45,824 Yeah, I'll-I'll send you that clip. 943 00:55:45,824 --> 00:55:48,461 I'm probably gonna, like, film some other clips before that, though, 944 00:55:48,461 --> 00:55:50,186 and, like, edit it together, you know, like, mix it up. 945 00:55:50,186 --> 00:55:51,592 - Okay. - CORY: We got, we got motherfucking 946 00:55:51,592 --> 00:55:53,961 Spike Jonze or some shit over here. 947 00:55:53,961 --> 00:55:55,760 - About to edit that shit up. - You a fucking hater, bro. 948 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,995 Hey, respect his craft, bro. 949 00:55:56,995 --> 00:55:58,964 Chris, thank you for pulling up on us today. 950 00:55:58,964 --> 00:56:01,032 We-we really need you, you know what I'm saying? 951 00:56:01,032 --> 00:56:02,371 NUGGET: Yeah, you been doing your thing. 952 00:56:02,371 --> 00:56:03,802 I appreciate you for coming out. 953 00:56:03,802 --> 00:56:05,335 CORY: Yeah, that's what's up. 954 00:56:06,044 --> 00:56:07,414 (SONG FADES) 955 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,483 (DOOR OPENS) 956 00:56:16,022 --> 00:56:17,083 (DOOR CLOSES) 957 00:56:17,759 --> 00:56:18,887 CHRIS: Mom? 958 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:20,988 (KEYS CLINK) 959 00:56:23,390 --> 00:56:24,563 Mama? 960 00:56:29,198 --> 00:56:30,529 Nai Nai? 961 00:56:30,529 --> 00:56:32,604 (CLOCK TICKING) 962 00:56:36,337 --> 00:56:37,510 Mom? 963 00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:42,312 (NAI NAI SPEAKING MANDARIN) 964 00:56:42,312 --> 00:56:44,181 - CHRIS: Nai Nai! - (DOOR OPENS) 965 00:56:44,181 --> 00:56:46,151 Nai Nai. What happened? 966 00:56:46,151 --> 00:56:48,311 (NAI NAI SPEAKING MANDARIN) 967 00:56:48,311 --> 00:56:50,424 - (CHRIS SPEAKING MANDARIN) - (NAI NAI GROANING) 968 00:57:46,011 --> 00:57:47,239 Okay. 969 00:57:49,177 --> 00:57:51,947 Hey, um, can you give me a hand with something? 970 00:58:02,757 --> 00:58:04,190 VIVIAN: So... (SIGHS) 971 00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:08,458 Who are those people you've been hanging out with? 972 00:58:12,873 --> 00:58:15,000 Friends. 973 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,269 What do you guys do when you hang out? 974 00:58:20,541 --> 00:58:22,373 Just skate. 975 00:58:23,346 --> 00:58:24,551 Just skate? 976 00:58:26,884 --> 00:58:31,019 Well, promise me you won't do anything stupid. 977 00:58:32,288 --> 00:58:33,450 Okay. 978 00:58:47,342 --> 00:58:50,173 (AMARILLION BY DATAROCK PLAYING) 979 00:58:50,173 --> 00:58:52,377 NARRATOR: Make sure to keep your subject in the center of the frame. 980 00:58:52,377 --> 00:58:54,207 DONOVAN: Yeah, buddy. Let's go! 981 00:58:55,415 --> 00:58:56,945 - Ah, that was it! - Oh, come on. 982 00:58:56,945 --> 00:59:00,184 ♪ I wanna hold your hands tonight ♪ 983 00:59:00,184 --> 00:59:01,619 (EXCITED SHOUTING) 984 00:59:01,619 --> 00:59:03,346 - CORY: Back 'em up. - DONOVAN: Let's go. 985 00:59:03,346 --> 00:59:05,891 ♪ I wanna walk you home from school ♪ 986 00:59:05,891 --> 00:59:07,154 CHRIS: Yo! 987 00:59:08,029 --> 00:59:09,229 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 988 00:59:09,229 --> 00:59:12,192 ♪ I wanna take you on a date ♪ 989 00:59:12,891 --> 00:59:14,062 DONOVAN: Nice. 990 00:59:15,199 --> 00:59:16,359 Oh. 991 00:59:16,359 --> 00:59:17,898 ♪ I wanna treat you like a fool ♪ 992 00:59:17,898 --> 00:59:19,364 DONOVAN: You got it, bro. You got it. 993 00:59:20,072 --> 00:59:21,069 Oh! 994 00:59:22,577 --> 00:59:24,035 ♪ My good intention, you'll see... ♪ 995 00:59:24,035 --> 00:59:26,040 CHRIS: Dude, that was buttery. 996 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,041 - (LAUGHS) - Don't touch. Don't touch. Don't touch. 997 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:31,209 ♪ 'Cause I know loving ain't easy ♪ 998 00:59:31,209 --> 00:59:32,978 ♪ Although it's easy on the eyes ♪ 999 00:59:32,978 --> 00:59:34,750 ♪ Both when appalling... ♪ 1000 00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:36,078 CORY: Why are you filming the plants? 1001 00:59:36,078 --> 00:59:38,686 CHRIS: Uh, foreground. 1002 00:59:38,686 --> 00:59:41,586 - You look like a pervert. - Oh. 1003 00:59:41,586 --> 00:59:42,854 Oh, dude! 1004 00:59:42,854 --> 00:59:44,862 - (LAUGHS) - (SCREAMS) 1005 00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:50,760 I want to see that thing. What you got? 1006 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,402 Uh... 1007 00:59:52,402 --> 00:59:54,205 (LAUGHS) What the fuck? 1008 00:59:54,205 --> 00:59:56,107 (BOTH BLABBERING) 1009 00:59:56,107 --> 00:59:58,205 (SONG ENDS) 1010 00:59:59,742 --> 01:00:01,841 FAHAD: Hey, yo, Wang-Wang! 1011 01:00:01,841 --> 01:00:03,276 Yo, bro, what you doing here? 1012 01:00:04,779 --> 01:00:06,216 CHRIS: Just hanging out. 1013 01:00:06,216 --> 01:00:07,786 With who, bro? 1014 01:00:07,786 --> 01:00:10,115 - NUGGET: Where the fuck is he at? - (VEHICLE DOORS CLOSING) 1015 01:00:10,115 --> 01:00:11,922 - Friends. - (VEHICLE ENGINE STARTING) 1016 01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:14,193 All right. Where you guys headed? 1017 01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:15,251 CORY: Come on, bro. 1018 01:00:15,251 --> 01:00:16,360 - (HORN HONKING) - Yo, let's go! 1019 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,389 What are you waiting for? 1020 01:00:18,758 --> 01:00:20,196 To a party. 1021 01:00:20,196 --> 01:00:21,426 FAHAD: Oh. 1022 01:00:22,004 --> 01:00:23,065 Yo, can we come? 1023 01:00:24,669 --> 01:00:26,266 CORY: Hurry up! Let's hit it! 1024 01:00:27,242 --> 01:00:28,642 There's no room in the car. 1025 01:00:29,341 --> 01:00:30,469 CORY: Come on. 1026 01:00:30,469 --> 01:00:31,601 Ah. 1027 01:00:32,312 --> 01:00:34,441 Um, it's-it's all right. 1028 01:00:34,441 --> 01:00:35,649 It's okay. 1029 01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:39,211 A-All right, see ya, bro. 1030 01:00:39,211 --> 01:00:41,086 (ALL AROUND THE WORLD BY ZION I PLAYING) 1031 01:00:41,086 --> 01:00:42,655 (LIVELY CHATTER) 1032 01:00:42,655 --> 01:00:44,457 - Hey, Mack! Mack! - Man, this place is cranking. 1033 01:00:44,457 --> 01:00:45,987 MACK: Hey, yo, nigga, what's good?! 1034 01:00:45,987 --> 01:00:47,889 - (LAUGHTER) - Man, what took your ass so long? 1035 01:00:47,889 --> 01:00:49,419 I'm eating lemon bars in this bitch 1036 01:00:49,419 --> 01:00:51,555 for about three hours with your granny. 1037 01:00:51,555 --> 01:00:53,665 - Shit's good as fuck, though, really. - Sup, G? 1038 01:00:53,665 --> 01:00:56,162 Hey, what's good, bruh? What's good, buddy? 1039 01:00:56,162 --> 01:00:58,802 - Yo, who the fuck is this? - Th-This is Chris. 1040 01:00:58,802 --> 01:01:00,564 This is my filmer, bro. He's cool. He's with me. 1041 01:01:00,564 --> 01:01:02,306 NUGGET: Little bro been filming us, getting clips. 1042 01:01:02,306 --> 01:01:03,499 MACK: Oh, shit! 1043 01:01:03,499 --> 01:01:06,078 Ain't you the nigga that be filming for Bofa? 1044 01:01:06,078 --> 01:01:07,343 What's "Bofa"? 1045 01:01:07,343 --> 01:01:08,944 (BOYS CHUCKLING) 1046 01:01:08,944 --> 01:01:10,810 Both of these nuts in your fucking mouth! 1047 01:01:10,810 --> 01:01:12,011 (LAUGHS) It's good, man! 1048 01:01:12,011 --> 01:01:13,449 DONOVAN: Why you do him like that? 1049 01:01:13,449 --> 01:01:14,816 Move, move, move. 1050 01:01:14,816 --> 01:01:16,687 - Hella people here. - Hey, bro. 1051 01:01:16,687 --> 01:01:18,247 CORY: Let me get one of those lemon bars. 1052 01:01:18,247 --> 01:01:19,687 Sorry, coming through. Sorry. 1053 01:01:19,687 --> 01:01:21,354 Excuse me. Can I just... 1054 01:01:24,325 --> 01:01:26,791 (DIRTY AND GRIMY BY LA COSA NOSTRA PLAYING) 1055 01:01:26,791 --> 01:01:28,999 (LIVELY CHATTER) 1056 01:01:54,887 --> 01:01:56,763 (COUGHING) 1057 01:02:01,026 --> 01:02:03,264 (COUGHS, GROANS) 1058 01:02:26,359 --> 01:02:28,927 (SONG CONTINUES) 1059 01:02:28,927 --> 01:02:30,488 MACK: (RAPPING) ♪ I'm at your granny crib ♪ 1060 01:02:30,488 --> 01:02:34,494 ♪ And she fed me all her lemon bars ♪ 1061 01:02:34,494 --> 01:02:36,394 - ♪ When you left the crib ♪ - Where you been at? 1062 01:02:36,394 --> 01:02:38,197 ♪ You must've Walked hella far ♪ 1063 01:02:38,197 --> 01:02:39,703 ♪ 'Cause when you came back ♪ 1064 01:02:39,703 --> 01:02:41,740 ♪ I fucked granny hella hard ♪ 1065 01:02:41,740 --> 01:02:44,009 - Hell yeah! - (BOYS EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING) 1066 01:02:44,009 --> 01:02:46,269 - Hey, keep my grandma out of it. - What you talking about? 1067 01:02:46,269 --> 01:02:48,340 - Come on, man. - Ay, but, uh, 1068 01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:50,448 - I-I did that shit, though. - You did not. 1069 01:02:50,448 --> 01:02:53,611 - Come on. - (COUGHING) 1070 01:02:53,611 --> 01:02:55,714 Hey, you good? How the fuck that shit taste, boy? 1071 01:02:55,714 --> 01:02:57,752 (COUGHING) 1072 01:02:57,752 --> 01:02:59,457 The hashish. Nigga, what? 1073 01:02:59,457 --> 01:03:01,058 I don't smoke no more. 1074 01:03:01,058 --> 01:03:03,588 MACK: Yeah, you a bitch. I'll hit that, though. Come on. 1075 01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:09,626 This shit old, man, expired. 1076 01:03:09,626 --> 01:03:12,063 - Bro, you let that shit go out? - You should, uh... 1077 01:03:12,063 --> 01:03:14,230 You should Wu-Tang it. 1078 01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:16,368 Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan? 1079 01:03:16,368 --> 01:03:18,576 Yeah, it's... No, here, let me show you. 1080 01:03:18,576 --> 01:03:20,039 - Yeah, you rock that. - Yeah. 1081 01:03:20,039 --> 01:03:21,507 I don't want to fuck it up, bro. 1082 01:03:24,483 --> 01:03:25,749 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1083 01:03:25,749 --> 01:03:28,184 - (COUGHING, HACKING) - (LAUGHTER) 1084 01:03:30,121 --> 01:03:33,560 This Asian motherfucker just ate the roach! 1085 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,889 - Nigga, what the fuck? - Shit, man. 1086 01:03:35,889 --> 01:03:37,220 Yo, what's your name, man? 1087 01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:38,991 - Chris. - Chris? Hey. 1088 01:03:38,991 --> 01:03:40,325 (CHANTING) Asian Chris! 1089 01:03:40,325 --> 01:03:42,961 (BOYS CHANTING) Asian Chris! Asian Chris! 1090 01:03:42,961 --> 01:03:44,128 Half Asian. (COUGHS) 1091 01:03:44,128 --> 01:03:46,505 - What? - Half Asian. 1092 01:03:46,505 --> 01:03:47,770 - Okay, nigga. - All right. 1093 01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:49,172 (CHANTING) Half Asian Chris! 1094 01:03:49,172 --> 01:03:51,434 (BOYS CHANTING) Half Asian Chris! Half Asian Chris! 1095 01:03:51,434 --> 01:03:53,670 - (COUGHING) - Half Asian Chris! 1096 01:03:53,670 --> 01:03:55,809 (VOICES DISTORTING, SLOWING) Half Asian Chris! 1097 01:03:55,809 --> 01:03:57,950 Half Asian Chris! 1098 01:03:58,783 --> 01:04:00,645 (HEAVILY DISTORTED CHATTER) 1099 01:04:18,497 --> 01:04:22,299 (DISTORTED, SLOWED) Bro, you good? 1100 01:04:22,299 --> 01:04:24,440 (DISTORTED LAUGHTER, CHATTER) 1101 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,609 Shit, man. 1102 01:04:26,609 --> 01:04:28,614 (DISTORTED CHATTER) 1103 01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:30,383 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Wang-Wang. 1104 01:04:30,383 --> 01:04:31,876 (FOOTSTEPS SCURRYING) 1105 01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:33,051 Over here. 1106 01:04:34,356 --> 01:04:36,356 Why did you kill me? 1107 01:04:36,356 --> 01:04:38,056 I didn't want to die. 1108 01:04:39,186 --> 01:04:41,656 This is why nobody loves you. 1109 01:04:41,656 --> 01:04:43,295 Ha, fucker. 1110 01:04:43,295 --> 01:04:44,494 (SQUIRREL YELLS) 1111 01:04:44,494 --> 01:04:46,530 (COUGHS, GROANS) 1112 01:04:46,530 --> 01:04:47,725 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1113 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:55,340 VIVIAN: Uh, I'm fine. 1114 01:04:55,340 --> 01:04:56,833 (CHRIS COUGHS) 1115 01:05:07,353 --> 01:05:08,816 (SIGHS) 1116 01:05:08,816 --> 01:05:10,583 (CHRIS GAGS, COUGHS) 1117 01:05:12,084 --> 01:05:13,520 Get it out. 1118 01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:16,855 (SIGHS) 1119 01:05:16,855 --> 01:05:18,030 Here. 1120 01:05:18,628 --> 01:05:19,724 Drink. 1121 01:05:21,202 --> 01:05:23,299 (PANTING) 1122 01:05:25,698 --> 01:05:28,271 Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid? 1123 01:05:31,808 --> 01:05:33,144 (CHRIS GROANS) 1124 01:05:33,910 --> 01:05:35,575 Please don't tell Mom. 1125 01:05:42,555 --> 01:05:43,550 VIVIAN: Okay. 1126 01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:47,994 Bye-bye, Nai Nai. 1127 01:05:51,793 --> 01:05:53,131 Okay. 1128 01:06:00,268 --> 01:06:02,305 (BOTH SPEAK SOFTLY IN MANDARIN) 1129 01:06:08,813 --> 01:06:10,346 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 1130 01:06:15,652 --> 01:06:16,781 Um... 1131 01:06:18,657 --> 01:06:19,817 Bye, I guess. 1132 01:06:22,494 --> 01:06:23,623 Bye. 1133 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,554 NAI NAI: Bye-bye. 1134 01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,359 (ENGINE STARTS) 1135 01:07:36,196 --> 01:07:38,170 (KEYS CLICKING) 1136 01:08:01,756 --> 01:08:03,593 - (PHONE VIBRATING) - (SUNSHINE RINGTONE PLAYING) 1137 01:08:03,593 --> 01:08:05,592 ♪ My baby made me some coffee, afraid that if I drink some ♪ 1138 01:08:05,592 --> 01:08:07,762 ♪ It's probably coming right back out me ♪ 1139 01:08:07,762 --> 01:08:10,933 ♪ Couple of Advil, relax and chill, at a stand... ♪ 1140 01:08:10,933 --> 01:08:12,601 (VIBRATING AND MUSIC STOP) 1141 01:08:12,601 --> 01:08:14,834 - Hello? - DONOVAN: Yo, I think I'm near your crib. 1142 01:08:14,834 --> 01:08:17,270 Can we come over and look at those clips real quick? 1143 01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:19,409 Uh, like, like, like, right now? 1144 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,347 (KNOCKING) 1145 01:08:25,347 --> 01:08:27,118 What's good, bro? Where the bathroom at? 1146 01:08:27,118 --> 01:08:28,617 CHRIS: Uh, just down there to the right. 1147 01:08:28,617 --> 01:08:30,120 - NUGGET: All right. - DONOVAN: What's up, little bro? 1148 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,347 - Let's peep these clips, G. - Okay. 1149 01:08:32,347 --> 01:08:33,918 Nice spot. 1150 01:08:33,918 --> 01:08:35,958 CORY: Hey, who did all the paintings in your house? 1151 01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:38,359 CHRIS: Um, my mom. 1152 01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:40,262 - CORY: Really? - DONOVAN: "Wang Wang"? 1153 01:08:40,262 --> 01:08:42,363 - What's a Wang Wang? - CHRIS: Uh... 1154 01:08:42,363 --> 01:08:43,631 CORY: Can I have some of these apples? 1155 01:08:44,438 --> 01:08:46,035 Um... 1156 01:08:46,035 --> 01:08:48,405 - Yeah. Go for it. - Okay. Thanks. 1157 01:08:48,405 --> 01:08:50,942 - Why are they in a dog bowl? - All right, what I miss? 1158 01:08:50,942 --> 01:08:52,704 - Hey, you wash your hands? - Nah. 1159 01:08:52,704 --> 01:08:54,540 - Mm, mm-mm. Get the fuck off. - (LAUGHS) 1160 01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:55,979 Bruh, I'm trying to watch these clips. 1161 01:08:55,979 --> 01:08:57,312 That is nasty. You're nasty. 1162 01:08:57,312 --> 01:08:58,778 NUGGET: Oh, my God, y'all some haters. 1163 01:08:58,778 --> 01:09:00,550 - All right. What we got? - We're about to see the clips. 1164 01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:02,922 - NUGGET: (OVER VIDEO) Yeah, right here! - Come on. 1165 01:09:02,922 --> 01:09:06,418 - NUGGET: Yep. - CORY: Oh. (LAUGHS) 1166 01:09:06,418 --> 01:09:08,287 That spot was insanely crusty. 1167 01:09:08,287 --> 01:09:09,788 Yeah, we got that double. 1168 01:09:09,788 --> 01:09:11,755 NUGGET: I had to get that shit out of the way. 1169 01:09:11,755 --> 01:09:14,165 - Go backwards. - That shit was sick, huh? 1170 01:09:14,165 --> 01:09:16,092 - That shit was. You'll see. - We get it done. 1171 01:09:17,135 --> 01:09:18,600 NUGGET: I remember this day. 1172 01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,402 DONOVAN: It's a little shaky, but it's-it's all right. 1173 01:09:22,402 --> 01:09:24,406 Every filmer has their bad days. 1174 01:09:24,406 --> 01:09:25,776 - Has a little bit of speed. - On the frame. 1175 01:09:25,776 --> 01:09:27,409 Oh! Play that clip 1176 01:09:27,409 --> 01:09:29,176 where I fucking juked that security guard. 1177 01:09:29,176 --> 01:09:30,444 We got to see that, bro. 1178 01:09:30,444 --> 01:09:32,182 I've been waiting for so long to see that. 1179 01:09:32,182 --> 01:09:33,745 - The security guard, remember? - Yeah. 1180 01:09:33,745 --> 01:09:35,151 - Put it on. Let's go. - Oh, my fucking God. 1181 01:09:35,151 --> 01:09:36,352 - Pull that shit up. - Let's go. 1182 01:09:36,352 --> 01:09:37,784 Pull it up. What you waiting for? Come on. 1183 01:09:37,784 --> 01:09:39,420 - This is the one, man. - Put that shit on right now. 1184 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,782 DONOVAN: Yeah, that one right there. 1185 01:09:40,782 --> 01:09:42,259 - Okay. - NUGGET: Yep, here we go. 1186 01:09:42,259 --> 01:09:43,688 - DONOVAN: There it is. Shit. - There she is. 1187 01:09:43,688 --> 01:09:45,688 You about to be famous from this shit. 1188 01:09:45,688 --> 01:09:47,529 - Swear to God. - DONOVAN: Swear. 1189 01:09:47,529 --> 01:09:50,334 NUGGET: Bruh, he was all in the way, like, damn. 1190 01:09:50,334 --> 01:09:53,038 Watch this juke. It's a NBA juke right here. Oh. 1191 01:09:53,038 --> 01:09:55,007 - NUGGET: Oh! - Oh, shit, right here. 1192 01:09:55,007 --> 01:09:56,605 NUGGET: Land it, land it. There you go. 1193 01:09:56,605 --> 01:09:58,275 - Here we go, here we go, here we go. - (LAUGHS) Great. 1194 01:09:58,275 --> 01:10:00,606 NUGGET: (ON VIDEO) Man, fuck you! We're out! 1195 01:10:00,606 --> 01:10:02,314 RENT-A-COP: Yeah, don't come back. 1196 01:10:02,314 --> 01:10:04,881 - Couldn't even see the board. - Bro, what the fuck? 1197 01:10:04,881 --> 01:10:06,844 (QUIET MUTTERING) 1198 01:10:06,844 --> 01:10:09,451 All right, bruh. All right, so check it out. 1199 01:10:09,451 --> 01:10:12,123 I'm no, like, filmer or expert or anything, 1200 01:10:12,123 --> 01:10:13,490 but that's definitely not usable. 1201 01:10:13,490 --> 01:10:15,058 DONOVAN: I thought you were, like, a filmer, right? 1202 01:10:15,058 --> 01:10:16,222 CORY: None of those are usable. 1203 01:10:16,222 --> 01:10:18,063 Yeah. I just... 1204 01:10:18,063 --> 01:10:20,493 I-I couldn't focus-up, um, I'm sorry. 1205 01:10:20,493 --> 01:10:22,235 - DONOVAN: Damn. - CHUNGSING: Didi? 1206 01:10:26,837 --> 01:10:27,901 Oh. 1207 01:10:27,901 --> 01:10:29,068 Hi. 1208 01:10:29,068 --> 01:10:30,199 Ni hao. 1209 01:10:31,237 --> 01:10:32,838 Hello. 1210 01:10:32,838 --> 01:10:34,737 - Um, nice meet you. - DONOVAN: Nice to meet you. 1211 01:10:34,737 --> 01:10:37,148 CHUNGSING: I'm Chris' mother. 1212 01:10:37,148 --> 01:10:38,976 Hey, I really like your paintings. 1213 01:10:38,976 --> 01:10:41,820 - Really beautiful, by the way. - (CHUCKLES) Oh. 1214 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:43,388 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1215 01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,189 You notice. 1216 01:10:45,189 --> 01:10:48,189 Yeah, I love the colors and stuff. 1217 01:10:48,189 --> 01:10:49,857 I-I paint all myself. 1218 01:10:49,857 --> 01:10:51,723 - CORY: That's cool. - DONOVAN: Yeah, that's really nice. 1219 01:10:51,723 --> 01:10:54,594 CORY: Wait, so, um, if you're Asian, 1220 01:10:54,594 --> 01:10:57,699 does that mean your husband is white? 1221 01:10:58,462 --> 01:10:59,800 What? 1222 01:11:00,741 --> 01:11:02,502 My husband Asian. 1223 01:11:02,502 --> 01:11:03,903 DONOVAN: How are you half Asian? 1224 01:11:03,903 --> 01:11:06,006 - CORY: Yeah, 'cause you said that... - (STAMMERS) 1225 01:11:06,006 --> 01:11:07,878 She's probably just forgetting. Mom, just get out right now. 1226 01:11:07,878 --> 01:11:09,409 Mom, just get out-- 1227 01:11:09,409 --> 01:11:11,548 Mom, get out! Mom, get out! 1228 01:11:14,782 --> 01:11:17,286 Uh, s-sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 1229 01:11:17,286 --> 01:11:19,124 It's just... She could just be, like, 1230 01:11:19,124 --> 01:11:22,292 super annoying sometimes and... and, uh... 1231 01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:25,197 Dude, don't talk to your mom like that. 1232 01:11:25,197 --> 01:11:26,460 NUGGET: She wasn't even being annoying. 1233 01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:27,627 Like, what were you even doing? 1234 01:11:27,627 --> 01:11:29,563 CORY: Man, this kid's kind of wack. 1235 01:11:29,563 --> 01:11:30,927 NUGGET: Yeah, you're kind of right. 1236 01:11:30,927 --> 01:11:32,569 CORY: Let's get the fuck out of here. 1237 01:11:47,187 --> 01:11:48,981 - (SKATEBOARD ROLLING) - DONOVAN: Yo! 1238 01:11:52,158 --> 01:11:53,755 NUGGET: Man, fuck you. We're out. 1239 01:11:58,822 --> 01:12:00,333 (DONOVAN WHOOPS ON VIDEO) 1240 01:12:13,715 --> 01:12:15,271 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1241 01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:21,271 (MESSAGES CHIMING) 1242 01:14:10,962 --> 01:14:12,597 (SIGHS) 1243 01:14:19,405 --> 01:14:21,797 TUTOR: Okay, let's take a quick break. 1244 01:14:21,797 --> 01:14:23,773 (QUIET CHATTER) 1245 01:14:28,312 --> 01:14:30,241 (SKATEBOARD CLATTERING) 1246 01:14:33,615 --> 01:14:35,714 MAX: (QUIETLY) Josh, don't. 1247 01:14:35,714 --> 01:14:37,646 (JOSH LAUGHS, CLEARS THROAT) 1248 01:14:37,646 --> 01:14:39,283 Yo, Chris! 1249 01:14:39,927 --> 01:14:41,224 What up, bro? 1250 01:14:41,224 --> 01:14:42,487 Doing some skate tricks? 1251 01:14:42,487 --> 01:14:44,723 Huh? (LAUGHS) 1252 01:14:44,723 --> 01:14:46,499 Hey, can I ask you something? 1253 01:14:47,099 --> 01:14:49,029 Huh? (CHUCKLES) 1254 01:14:53,765 --> 01:14:54,804 Are you nervous? 1255 01:14:56,504 --> 01:14:58,301 (SCOFFS, LAUGHS) 1256 01:14:58,301 --> 01:15:01,807 Man, I didn't realize you was such a G, bruh. 1257 01:15:01,807 --> 01:15:04,143 Hey, are you a Fremont Asian Gangsta? 1258 01:15:05,446 --> 01:15:06,511 Yes or no? 1259 01:15:06,511 --> 01:15:07,850 Come on, man. 1260 01:15:10,023 --> 01:15:12,253 - Sure. - Yeah? 1261 01:15:12,253 --> 01:15:14,325 Wait, hold on. 1262 01:15:14,325 --> 01:15:16,862 "Fremont Asian Gangsta." Oh, wait. 1263 01:15:16,862 --> 01:15:18,590 So you're a fag? 1264 01:15:18,590 --> 01:15:20,592 (LAUGHING) Oh, G-- 1265 01:15:20,592 --> 01:15:21,864 Hey, that was good. 1266 01:15:22,363 --> 01:15:24,336 Oh, man. 1267 01:15:24,336 --> 01:15:26,330 No wonder you wouldn't kiss Madi. 1268 01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:29,308 MAX: You're gonna get me in trouble. 1269 01:15:29,308 --> 01:15:30,876 JOSH: I got his ass hella good, bro. 1270 01:15:30,876 --> 01:15:32,036 MAX: Yeah. Yeah. 1271 01:15:32,036 --> 01:15:33,641 - (JOSH LAUGHS) - (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) 1272 01:15:33,641 --> 01:15:36,047 - (SHOUTS) - Bro, what the fuck? 1273 01:15:36,047 --> 01:15:37,880 (JOSH GROANING) 1274 01:15:46,422 --> 01:15:48,484 (DISTANT CHATTER) 1275 01:16:07,378 --> 01:16:08,911 (CHUNGSING PANTING) 1276 01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:12,112 Huh? 1277 01:16:13,383 --> 01:16:14,444 He started it. 1278 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:18,514 Why the fuck are you taking his side? 1279 01:16:20,891 --> 01:16:23,255 Why do you never listen to me? I'm your son. 1280 01:16:28,233 --> 01:16:30,669 Yeah, well, maybe if Dad raised me, I would've been a better son. 1281 01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:33,100 But no, I'm stuck with you, and you can't do shit! 1282 01:16:41,378 --> 01:16:42,580 Yeah, bullshit! 1283 01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:44,416 Dad's the one in Taiwan making the fucking money 1284 01:16:44,416 --> 01:16:45,942 while all you do is just sit at home 1285 01:16:45,942 --> 01:16:47,653 and draw fucking clouds! 1286 01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:57,958 No, no, I couldn't care less whether you fucking leave, 1287 01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,387 'cause you're just a fucking failed artist 1288 01:16:59,387 --> 01:17:01,199 and your stupid-ass fucking drawings. 1289 01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:03,130 Not that I fucking care. 1290 01:17:03,130 --> 01:17:05,800 Ah, shut up! Shut up! I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max! 1291 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,437 I'm sorry I'm not a fucking bragging right 1292 01:17:07,437 --> 01:17:09,365 - to your fucking friends! - Didi! 1293 01:17:09,365 --> 01:17:10,870 I'm not the fucking embarrassment here! 1294 01:17:10,870 --> 01:17:12,234 You're the fucking embarrassment! 1295 01:17:12,234 --> 01:17:14,541 I'm ashamed to be your fucking son! 1296 01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:16,176 (CHUNGSING PANTING) 1297 01:17:23,454 --> 01:17:25,515 (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) 1298 01:17:27,488 --> 01:17:29,519 (PANTING) 1299 01:17:33,264 --> 01:17:34,832 (WHOOSHING) 1300 01:17:39,632 --> 01:17:41,630 (PANTING) 1301 01:18:13,734 --> 01:18:15,807 (DOOR RATTLING) 1302 01:19:08,756 --> 01:19:10,224 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1303 01:19:13,695 --> 01:19:15,724 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1304 01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,708 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1305 01:19:34,649 --> 01:19:36,250 (DOOR OPENS) 1306 01:19:38,423 --> 01:19:40,320 (DOOR CREAKING) 1307 01:19:43,923 --> 01:19:45,391 (DOOR CLOSES) 1308 01:20:17,826 --> 01:20:19,832 (DOOR CREAKING QUIETLY) 1309 01:20:26,172 --> 01:20:27,334 (SIGHS) 1310 01:20:31,169 --> 01:20:32,702 Are you ashamed of me? 1311 01:20:38,314 --> 01:20:41,216 I ran away, but you didn't even look for me. 1312 01:21:30,594 --> 01:21:34,163 "Mama, I just want to let you know 1313 01:21:34,163 --> 01:21:35,941 "that I hate you." 1314 01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:17,966 (CHUCKLES) Sometimes I dream. 1315 01:23:48,002 --> 01:23:50,636 I am so proud. 1316 01:23:56,014 --> 01:23:59,711 But sometime, it's a little hard. 1317 01:24:02,687 --> 01:24:04,012 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1318 01:24:33,081 --> 01:24:34,717 ORTHODONTIST: That's it. 1319 01:24:34,717 --> 01:24:36,418 (TOOTH SQUEAKING) 1320 01:24:38,285 --> 01:24:40,987 PHOTOGRAPHER: Ready? Smile. 1321 01:24:40,987 --> 01:24:42,292 (CAMERA CLICKING) 1322 01:24:48,198 --> 01:24:50,198 And tilt your head a little bit. 1323 01:24:50,198 --> 01:24:52,434 - And three, two, one. - (CAMERA CLICKS) 1324 01:25:33,677 --> 01:25:34,806 Madi? 1325 01:25:36,779 --> 01:25:38,778 Oh, hi. 1326 01:25:38,778 --> 01:25:39,945 Hey. 1327 01:25:39,945 --> 01:25:41,516 Good luck. 1328 01:25:42,181 --> 01:25:43,818 What's up? 1329 01:25:43,818 --> 01:25:45,190 Nothing much. 1330 01:25:45,986 --> 01:25:47,291 Uh... 1331 01:25:48,324 --> 01:25:51,295 Did you, uh... did you get a haircut? 1332 01:25:52,993 --> 01:25:54,298 No. 1333 01:25:55,325 --> 01:25:57,026 Right. 1334 01:25:58,471 --> 01:26:00,070 Uh... 1335 01:26:00,070 --> 01:26:02,164 I just... just came over here to say 1336 01:26:02,164 --> 01:26:07,606 that I'm, uh, you know, sorry for not texting you back. 1337 01:26:07,606 --> 01:26:11,183 Uh, I was kind of, like, busy with, like, 1338 01:26:12,115 --> 01:26:14,142 you know, family stuff and... 1339 01:26:15,889 --> 01:26:17,453 ...back-to-school shopping and... 1340 01:26:18,953 --> 01:26:20,192 Uh... 1341 01:26:20,989 --> 01:26:22,920 Yeah, I... 1342 01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,186 You're a pretty cool person, so I was just, you know, 1343 01:26:25,186 --> 01:26:29,025 wondering if you want to, like, hang out again ever. 1344 01:26:34,134 --> 01:26:36,337 You, uh... 1345 01:26:36,337 --> 01:26:39,376 You punched my friend Josh in the face. 1346 01:26:42,011 --> 01:26:43,908 Yeah. Yeah, I... 1347 01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:48,979 - Yeah. - Okay, well, later. 1348 01:26:52,217 --> 01:26:53,651 (SIGHS) 1349 01:26:53,651 --> 01:26:56,723 (GOLDEN HAZE BY SASHA LJUNG PLAYING) 1350 01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:03,530 ♪ Stay ♪ 1351 01:27:03,530 --> 01:27:07,302 ♪ Playing in A golden haze... ♪ 1352 01:27:07,302 --> 01:27:09,467 - BOY: So, free food. - (LIVELY CHATTER) 1353 01:27:09,467 --> 01:27:12,567 Ah, I like that. I like that. 1354 01:27:12,567 --> 01:27:14,708 (CHATTER CONTINUES) 1355 01:27:17,181 --> 01:27:21,148 ♪ Oh, I'll let you know ♪ 1356 01:27:21,148 --> 01:27:22,417 ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 1357 01:27:22,417 --> 01:27:25,050 WOMAN: Hi, guys. Welcome to Visual Arts Club. 1358 01:27:25,050 --> 01:27:28,517 This year, we're doing a mural, some more analog photography, 1359 01:27:28,517 --> 01:27:31,162 - and we just got a big donation of video equipment. - SOUP: Yo, Wang-Wang! 1360 01:27:31,162 --> 01:27:33,298 So we're hoping to make more video art... 1361 01:27:35,794 --> 01:27:40,235 ♪ Fantasies always tasted ♪ 1362 01:27:40,235 --> 01:27:44,038 ♪ Sweeter than a Faberge ♪ 1363 01:27:44,038 --> 01:27:46,738 ♪ Okay ♪ 1364 01:27:46,738 --> 01:27:53,545 ♪ Some things you could never save ♪ 1365 01:27:53,545 --> 01:27:56,547 ♪ Horizon looking strange ♪ 1366 01:27:56,547 --> 01:28:00,655 ♪ I can't stay here ♪ 1367 01:28:02,421 --> 01:28:04,296 ♪ Today ♪ 1368 01:28:06,765 --> 01:28:08,223 (SONG ENDS) 1369 01:28:09,902 --> 01:28:11,094 CHUNGSING: Hi, Didi. 1370 01:28:11,803 --> 01:28:13,404 Hai hai. 1371 01:28:15,938 --> 01:28:18,800 Uh, yeah. 1372 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,244 Yeah, it-it was pretty good. 1373 01:28:21,244 --> 01:28:24,580 I, um, signed up for Visual Arts Club. 1374 01:28:25,444 --> 01:28:27,451 - Oh. - Yeah. 1375 01:28:35,355 --> 01:28:36,856 (DOOR CLOSES) 1376 01:28:38,358 --> 01:28:40,464 (SNORING SOFTLY) 1377 01:29:54,170 --> 01:29:56,905 ♪ I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1378 01:29:56,905 --> 01:30:00,677 ♪ Got lost in self-reflection, sure, I often got it wrong ♪ 1379 01:30:00,677 --> 01:30:03,314 ♪ But lately I'm afraid the damage done is all ♪ 1380 01:30:03,314 --> 01:30:05,074 ♪ It made me self-aware and fucked up ♪ 1381 01:30:05,074 --> 01:30:07,183 ♪ From this trip I've been on ♪ 1382 01:30:07,183 --> 01:30:09,344 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1383 01:30:09,344 --> 01:30:14,025 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1384 01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:16,086 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1385 01:30:16,086 --> 01:30:20,795 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1386 01:30:22,293 --> 01:30:25,534 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1387 01:30:25,534 --> 01:30:28,936 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1388 01:30:28,936 --> 01:30:33,770 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1389 01:30:33,770 --> 01:30:35,370 ♪ I used to sit around ♪ 1390 01:30:35,370 --> 01:30:37,275 ♪ Dissect my thoughts until I drowned out ♪ 1391 01:30:37,275 --> 01:30:40,378 ♪ Every single sentence I could never say out loud ♪ 1392 01:30:40,378 --> 01:30:43,586 ♪ One day I hope to make it up To everyone I punished ♪ 1393 01:30:43,586 --> 01:30:46,915 ♪ Droning on and on about whatever again ♪ 1394 01:30:46,915 --> 01:30:49,087 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1395 01:30:49,087 --> 01:30:53,559 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1396 01:30:53,559 --> 01:30:55,862 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1397 01:30:55,862 --> 01:31:00,600 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1398 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:03,705 ♪ I wanna get next to you ♪ 1399 01:31:03,705 --> 01:31:06,973 ♪ But I never know what to say or do ♪ 1400 01:31:06,973 --> 01:31:10,271 ♪ With my eyes and my hands and my body ♪ 1401 01:31:10,271 --> 01:31:13,642 ♪ I just wanna Get next to you ♪ 1402 01:31:13,642 --> 01:31:20,448 ♪ I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1403 01:31:20,448 --> 01:31:26,592 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up to myself ♪ 1404 01:31:26,592 --> 01:31:28,896 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1405 01:31:28,896 --> 01:31:33,269 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1406 01:31:33,269 --> 01:31:35,473 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1407 01:31:35,473 --> 01:31:40,303 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1408 01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:45,009 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1409 01:31:45,009 --> 01:31:48,345 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1410 01:31:48,345 --> 01:31:53,521 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1411 01:31:53,521 --> 01:31:56,527 ♪ I wanna get next to you ♪ 1412 01:31:56,527 --> 01:31:59,861 ♪ But I never know what to say or do ♪ 1413 01:31:59,861 --> 01:32:03,126 ♪ With my eyes and my hands and my body ♪ 1414 01:32:03,126 --> 01:32:05,929 ♪ I just wanna Get next to you ♪ 1415 01:32:05,929 --> 01:32:08,969 ♪ But every time I talk ♪ 1416 01:32:08,969 --> 01:32:13,034 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1417 01:32:13,034 --> 01:32:15,612 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1418 01:32:15,612 --> 01:32:20,343 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1419 01:32:39,771 --> 01:32:43,232 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1420 01:32:43,232 --> 01:32:46,634 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1421 01:32:46,634 --> 01:32:52,146 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1422 01:32:52,146 --> 01:32:58,918 ♪ I've hated everyone I ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1423 01:32:58,918 --> 01:33:02,885 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up ♪ 1424 01:33:02,885 --> 01:33:06,260 ♪ To myself ♪ 1425 01:33:06,260 --> 01:33:08,226 (SONG ENDS) 96727

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