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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE?
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WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO WATCH THE GAME.
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AND WHY DO I DETECT THE FAINT
SMELL OF GASOLINE IN THE AIR?
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SNOW REMOVAL'S A RACKET.
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SNOWBLOWERS ARE EXPENSIVE,
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SO I PUT GAS ON THE WALKWAY.
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I DON'T FOLLOW, JIM.
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WELL, I FIGURE,
LIGHT IT ON FIRE.
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FIRE MELTS SNOW.
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SNOW MAKES WATER.
WATER PUTS OUT FIRE.
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JIM GETS BEER.
JIM GETS TO WATCH THE GAME.
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OH, I LIKE IT.
UH-HUH.
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HEY, IF JIM'S
FLAMETHROWER/SNOWBLOWER WORKS,
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WE COULD SELL IT TO THE CITY
FOR SNOW REMOVAL ALL OVER TOWN.
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OH, MY GOD, ANDY.
WE'D BE RICH.
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HEY, WE COULD BUY
A SNOWBLOWER.
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(laughs) ALL RIGHT,
LIGHT THAT SUCKER UP.
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OOH!
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OKAY, SCIENCE...
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DO YOUR STUFF.
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NAH. SORRY, JIM, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA DO ANYTHING.
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(fire flares)
WHOA! LOOK AT THAT!
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OOH! IT'S WORKING!
WHOO!
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WOW. (gasps) WHOA.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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IS THAT THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT?
(cat screeching)
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FLUFFY. FLUFFY, RUN!
FLUFFY, RUN!
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NO, NO, NO. DON'T RUN.
STOP, DROP AND ROLL.
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STOP, DROP AND ROLL!
RUN.
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BUT NOT UNDER MY CAR!
(explosion)
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NO! OH, MY GOD!
(crash)
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YOU BLEW UP MY CAR!
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WELL, AT LEAST THE WALKWAY'S
COMPLETELY CLEAR.
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OH, OH, OH, OH. FLUFFY.
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HE'S COMPLETELY FINE.
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(blows)
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A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
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♪♪♪
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(playing blues)
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(man) WHOO!
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WOW.
(Andy laughs)
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EITHER I'M DRUNK OR THAT'S
THE BEST WE EVER SOUNDED.
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OH, WELL,
I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING.
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DID YOU GUYS CHECK OUT
MY AWESOME NEW RIFF?
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(keys clack)
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FUNNY
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WHEN YOU GUYS
UNPLUG MY KEYBOARD.
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YES, IT IS.
(laughs)
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DADDY, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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W-WHAT... WHAT HAPPENED?
IS SOMEBODY BLEEDING?
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IS GRACIE HURT?
I'M GRACIE.
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RIGHT. RIGHT, RIGHT. THERE IS A CONTEST,
AND WE ENTERED A CD OF YOUR BAND.
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THIS BAND?
YEAH, AND YOU WON.
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JAMI McFAME IS DOING A BENEFIT
CONCERT HERE IN CHICAGO...
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AND YOU'RE HER BACKUP BAND,
AND WE GET TO MEET HER.
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OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
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JAMI McFAME!
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WHO THE HELL IS JAMI McFAME?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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IT'S JUST SOME SINGER
WHO DOES DUMB KIDS' MOVIES.
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OH.
DUMB KIDS' MOVIES?
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AAH!
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA
PLAY FOR SOME CRUMMY KID.
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SOME CRUMMY KID?
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JAMI McFAME IS THE BEST.
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SHE'S GOT HIT MOVIES,
HIT RECORDS, VIDEO GAMES.
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A COOKBOOK, JIM.
HER VEAL MARSALA... MWAH.
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NO. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
A SERIOUS BLUES BAND.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA BACK UP
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SOME LIP-SYNCHING,
BUBBLEGUM POP STAR.
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I TOLD YOU. A RICH MAN LIKE
DADDY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT $1,000.
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$1,000?
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ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE.
WE NEED TO PRACTICE.
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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(playing blues)
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HEY, CHECK THIS PLACE OUT.
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OH, MAN.
IT'S THE REAL DEAL.
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NO SAWDUST ON THE FLOOR,
THE WAITRESSES ARE CUTE,
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AND IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE PUKE.
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HEY, LOOK.
"JAMI McFAME & FRIENDS."
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WE'RE THE FRIENDS.
WE'RE THE FRIENDS!
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OH, THERE YOU ARE. HI.
I'M SHEILA, JAMI'S MANAGER.
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OH, HI.
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YOU MUST BE, UM,
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"DADDY
AND HIS CREEPY BUDDIES."
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WELL, I'M DADDY,
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AND THE BAND NAME IS WHAT
MY DAUGHTERS PUT ON THE FORM.
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UNLESS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
CREEPY, 'CAUSE WE CAN DO CREEPY.
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(whispers) OKAY.
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HEY, GUYS. LOOK.
IT'S MY NEW BAND.
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WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA?
JAMI SHOOTS A DAILY...
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VIDEO DIARY
FOR HER WEB SITE.
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FOR $9.95 A MONTH, IT'S LIKE
YOU'RE ON TOUR WITH HER.
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I WAS RIGHT THERE
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WHEN SHE MET THE DES MOINES
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
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HI, GUYS. I'M JAMI.
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AH. ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME
ROCK THIS PLACE TOMORROW NIGHT?
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WE SURE ARE, JAMI. YOU
KNOW, AS U.S. AMERICAN... CUT!
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NEXT TIME I ASK YOU
A QUESTION ON CAMERA,
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YOU SMILE AND SAY, "YES."
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WELL, NOW I WAS JUST TRYING
TO... TRYING TO WHAT? ANNOY ME?
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YOU TWO,
STAY OUT OF MY EYE LINE.
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DUDE, GET A HAIRCUT.
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AND YOU...
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(sniffs)
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SMELL LIKE SAUSAGE.
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SHEILA, I'LL BE
IN MY DRESSING ROOM.
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YES, JAMI.
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AND I WANT THEM IN COSTUME.
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DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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I KNOW.
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WE GET TO WEAR COSTUMES!
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(laughs)
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OH, MAN, I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET OUT OF THIS THING.
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GET O OF THIS?
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I'M SLEEPING IN THIS THING
TONIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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(playing
"What I Like About You")
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♪ WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU
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♪ YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO DANCE
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♪ WHEN YOU GO UP, DOWN,
JUMP AROUND ♪
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♪ TALK ABOUT TRUE ROMANCE
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♪ YEAH
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(playing loudly)
♪ WHISPERING IN MY EAR
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CUT!
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(continues playing)
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
SAUSAGE BREATH?
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I WAS JUST IMPROVISING
A LITTLE BIT.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS KIND OF FEELING
THE... ACTUALLY, UH, JAMI'S AUDIENCE
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EXPECT TO HEAR THE SONGS
EXACTLY AS THEY ARE ON THE CD.
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WE McFAME-IACS ARE
A DEMANDING BUNCH.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LET'S JUST DO THE SONG AGAIN.
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NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE.
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WHAT?
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(high-pitched voice) I'M SORRY,
JAMI. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
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KNOCK IT OFF.
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(lowered voice) DO NOT BLOW THIS
FOR US. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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APOLOGIZE. I'M NOT
GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR THIS.
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THINK OF THE MONEY, JIM,
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YOUR KIDS, RUBY AND GRACIE,
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ME!
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HEY, LOOK, I-I DIDN'T MEAN
TO UPSET YA.
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AND?
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AND...
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AND IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
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BECAUSE?
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(exhales deeply)
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BECAUSE YOU'RE THE STAR,
AND WE'RE THE BAND.
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EXCEPT WHEN?
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EXCEPT... WHEN...
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, JAMI.
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THEN JUST SAY, "I'M SORRY, JAMI.
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT."
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I'M...
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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BYE.
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(high-pitched voice) LOOKS LIKE
ANDY'S IN CHARGE NOW.
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CUT IT OUT.
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CHERYL, I AM TELLING YOU,
THAT LITTLE GIRL IS A NIGHTMARE.
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HONEY, HONEY,
I CAN HEAR YOU'RE UPSET,
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BUT IT'S REALLY HARD
TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
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WHEN YOU'RE WEARING
A BELT MADE OUT OF CANDY.
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OH, MY GOSH!
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THAT IS SO AWESOME!
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THEY MADE YOU GREGORY GRAPE!
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OH, GREAT.
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THIS IS
THE GREATEST WEEK EVER.
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WE INVITED ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
TO THE CONCERT.
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IT'S LIKE THE REST OF OUR LIVES
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ARE GONNA BE TOTALLY BETTER
BECAUSE OF THIS.
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UM, GIRLS,
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THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE
OF PLANS.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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LOOK, JAMI McFAME AND I HAD
A LITTLE CREATIVE DIFFERENCE...
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AND THE BAND
ISN'T GONNA PLAY THE SHOW.
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I TOLD YOU
TO HIDE HIS HARMONICA.
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COME ON. SHE WAS BEING
A LITTLE BRAT, SO I QUIT.
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YOU KNOW, GIRLS, IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
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YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD
OF YOUR DADDY.
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THANK YOU.
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WE HAVE NO DADDY.
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W...
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WHAT?
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C-CAN I EAT
A PIECE OF YOUR BELT?
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OKAY, HERE COME THE GIRLS.
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WHEN THEY WALK BY, SAY,
"I LOVE YOU, DADDY" REALLY LOUD.
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(loudly) I LOVE YOU DADDY,
REALLY LOUD.
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SHOULD WE TRY IT
AGAIN LATER, DADDY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S THREE TIMES.
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HASN'T WORKED YET.
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OH, ANDY.
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
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LOOK, WHEN THE GIRLS COME DOWN,
I WANT YOU TO SIT ON MY LAP
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AND SAY... AH, FORGET IT.
NO, JIM. JIM, JIM, JIM,
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CAN'T YOU JUST SUCK IT UP AND
APOLOGIZE TO JAMI McFAME? NO. NO.
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PLEASE, JIM.
I WANT TO PLAY THAT CONCERT.
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I WANT TO BE BARRY BLUEBERRY.
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I HAVE MY PRIDE, ANDY,
AND FOR THE RECORD,
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GREGORY GRAPE IS WAY BETTER
THAN BARRY BLUEBERRY.
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00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:09,643
JIM, IT'S LIKE JAMI SINGS
IN HER SONG...
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"WHEN THE COOKIES BURN,
YOU MAKE MORE BATTER.
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THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES
TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MATTER."
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00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,252
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
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IT MEANS
SHE'S A 9-YEAR-OLD BOB DYLAN,
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AND I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!
PLEASE, JIM, PLEASE! NO. NO.
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I'LL DO ANYTHING.
HERE COME THE GIRLS.
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WHAT? NO, NO.
GET OFF MY LEG!
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WHAT THE HELL?
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GET OFF OF ME! NOT UNTIL
YOU APOLOGIZE TO JAMI McFAME.
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NEVER! LOOK, JIM, I-I KNOW YOU'RE
UPSET ABOUT THE WAY JAMI TREATED YOU,
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AND I AM ON YOUR SIDE 100%,
BUT...
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CHERYL, I AM NOT GONNA WORK
FOR SOME OUT-OF-CONTROL KID. (sighs)
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(lisping) I'M A ROCK.
(grunting)
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I'M A ROCK.
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(strained voice) SHE NEEDS
TO BE PUNISHED, CHERYL!
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OKAY, BUT RIGHT NOW
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THE ONLY PEOPLE BEING PUNISHED
ARE YOUR LITTLE GIRLS.
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RIGHT NOW MY LITTLE BOYS
ARE BEING PUNISHED!
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JIM, COME ON.
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00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,366
NO! NEVER!
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(sighs)
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I'M A ROCK.
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(groans)
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
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WE'RE ROCKS.
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SO THIS CONCERT IS
VERY IMPORTANT TO MY DAUGHTERS
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AND STRANGELY ENOUGH,
TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
226
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,420
SO?
227
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,423
UH, SO I, YOU KNOW,
I-I'D LIKE ANOTHER CHANCE
228
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,392
TO PROVE THAT I CAN BE
A GOOD TEAM PLAYER.
229
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,227
AND?
230
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:38,331
AND, UH, I WOULD DO
ANYTHING TO PROVE THAT.
231
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,467
INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED
TO...
232
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,736
UM...
233
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,274
SHEILA,
CAN YOU HELP ME HERE?
234
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,377
IT'S IMPORTANT TO JAMI
THAT YOU APOLOGIZE.
235
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,823
(whispers) SORRY.
236
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,192
THERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
237
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,328
WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO FIND ANOTHER BAND.
238
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,364
(whispers indistinctly)
239
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,067
OKAY. GOOD NEWS, JIM.
YOU CAN PLAY...
240
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,203
OH.
BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY YOU.
241
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,109
THIS IS REALLY
FOR MY GIRLS,
242
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,312
SO AS LONG AS THEY CAN
SIT IN THE FRONT ROW.
243
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,783
BACK ROW.
244
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,285
FINE.
245
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,421
FREE BACK ROW SEATS
ARE GREAT.
246
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,826
FULL PRICE.
247
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,129
FINE.
248
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,035
(under breath)
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS...
249
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,038
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING,
SAUSAGE BREATH?
250
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,273
I SAID...
251
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,341
RICH.
252
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,046
YOU MUST BE VERY RICH.
253
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:03,583
WELL, YOU KNOW...
254
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,253
(breathy voice) YES.
255
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,200
(camera shutter clicking)
256
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,306
CAN I GET YOU GUYS
SOME AUTOGRAPHED CDS?
257
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COOL. THANKS.
WOW. COOL. THANKS.
258
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,311
BIG WHOOP.
I GOT SOME OF THOSE ONLINE.
259
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,847
OH, TAKE A COUPLE OF THESE.
260
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:37,017
(gasps) SEQUINED HEADBANDS?
WHAT THE FUDGE? ANDY.
261
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,219
WE'RE SORRY
WE WERE MAD AT YOU, DADDY.
262
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,221
OH! DAD, YOU'RE
THE BEST DAD EVER.
263
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,223
I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.
264
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,094
I WILL SAVOR THIS MOMENT
TILL YOU WANT SOMETHING ELSE.
265
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,097
OKAY, LET'S GO TO OUR SEATS.
YOU GOT US FRONT ROW, RIGHT?
266
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,233
ABSOLUTELY.
FRONT ROW TO THE EXIT.
267
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,468
OKAY, OKAY. FIVE MINUTES.
268
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,470
OOH.
FIVE.
269
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,309
SHEILA.
270
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,578
WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING?
271
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,548
OH, I, UM...
272
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:14,321
THAT'S MY FOOD TABLE
IN M DRESSING ROOM,
273
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,223
AND THAT'S MY COOKIE.
274
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,558
I KNOW.
275
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:23,296
WOULD THIS BE A GOOD TIME TO GET
ONE OF THOSE SEQUINED HEADBANDS?
276
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,532
RIGHT. LATER.
277
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,135
I DON'T NEED A HEADBAND
278
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,537
BECAUSE I HAVE
YOUR HAIRBRUSH!
279
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,342
I'M SORRY I TOUCHED YOUR FOOD.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
280
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,986
WHEW!
(singsong voice) CUCKOO!
281
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,087
(normal voice) WOW.
282
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,256
WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?
283
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:53,026
SHE NEEDS, LIKE,
THE WORLD'S LONGEST TIME-OUT.
284
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,228
ACTUALLY, I-I'M HER MOM.
285
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,431
SERIOUSLY?
286
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,301
(scoffs) WHAT ATTRACTED YOU
TO HER FATHER,
287
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,137
THE HORNS OR THE PITCHFORK?
288
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,106
WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THAT?
289
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,208
SHE MADE $16 MILLION
LAST YEAR.
290
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,110
I DON'T CARE
HOW MUCH MONEY SHE...
291
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,511
$16 MILLION?
292
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,981
AND YOU TOUCHED
HER COOKIES?
293
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:17,150
IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH SHE MAKES.
294
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,052
NO KID SHOULD ACT
LIKE THAT.
295
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,122
I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE
AROUND TO STAND UP TO HER.
296
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,124
UH, HELLO.
YOU ARE HER MOTHER.
297
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,260
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THE HOUSE IS IN HER NAME.
298
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,263
MY HOUSE IS IN MY NAME.
LET ME TAKE A WHACK AT HER.
299
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,999
OH, I WOULD LOVE THAT.
300
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,001
BUT MAKE SURE
YOU REALLY KNOCK HER OUT.
301
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,470
IF YOU JUST STUN HER,
SHE COMES UP BITING.
302
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,273
OH, OH, YOU MEAN
JUST TALK TO HER. YEAH.
303
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:44,277
OH, OKAY. OKAY, BUT STILL, BE CAREFUL
ABOUT THE BITING. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
304
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,346
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
305
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,750
WHAT?!
306
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,720
OKAY, LITTLE GIRL,
YOU ARE ON A TIME-OUT.
307
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,722
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM
308
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,091
UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE
TO YOUR MOTHER.
309
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:04,064
AW, BOO HOO.
I'M ON A TIME-OUT.
310
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,066
YOU'RE FIRED.
311
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,070
YOU KNOW WHAT?
312
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,305
I BET YOU LOVE
GOING ON THAT STAGE
313
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,374
AND SINGING
IN FRONT OF THAT AUDIENCE
314
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,476
MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THE WORLD.
315
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,411
SO WHAT?
316
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,048
SO THIS...
317
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,155
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
TONIGHT'S SHOW
318
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,722
OR ANY OTHER SHOW
319
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,792
UNTIL YOU LEARN
TO SHOW PEOPLE RESPECT.
320
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,496
YOU'RE BLUFFING.
321
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:40,033
AM I?
322
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,184
IS SHE GONNA BITE ME?
323
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,286
HER EYES ROLL BACK.
324
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:06,326
(man) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME JAMI McFAME!
325
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,361
(cheers and applause)
326
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,330
(audience chanting)
JAMI! JAMI! JAMI!
327
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,332
I'M ON!
LET'S GO, SAUSAGE BREATH.
328
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,733
ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE?
329
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,237
PFFT! NO.
330
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,073
I THINK I MIGHT PLAY
A LITTLE HARMONICA.
331
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,208
(plays chord)
332
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:27,214
I CALL THIS ONE "WAITING FOR
JAMI TO APOLOGIZE" BLUES.
333
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:31,050
(playing blues song)
334
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,821
LET'S GO.
335
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,196
OKAY, OKAY,
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
336
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,764
I'M SORRY!
337
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,666
I'M SORRY!
338
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,701
I'M SORRY.
339
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,703
AND?
340
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,507
AND I SHOULDN'T TALK
TO MY MOTHER LIKE THAT.
341
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,710
BECAUSE?
342
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:02,415
BECAUSE SHE WORKS HARD
TO TAKE CARE OF ME,
343
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:06,219
AND I SHOULD TREAT HER
AS WELL AS SHE TREATS ME.
344
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,493
DESPITE ANY AND ALL...
345
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,730
COME HERE, JAMI.
346
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,268
NOW LOOK.
347
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,336
I DON'T CARE
HOW FAMOUS YOU ARE.
348
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,638
YOU'RE STILL
A 9-YEAR-OLD KID.
349
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,707
ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU
TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOTHER.
350
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,444
I WANT YOU TO GIVE HER
A COOKIE AND A HUG.
351
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,892
I'M SORRY, SHEILA.
352
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,428
CALL HER "MOM."
353
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:53,400
I'M SORRY, MOM.
354
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,402
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
355
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,440
NOW GO GET YOUR JACKET
AND HAVE A REALLY GOOD SHOW.
356
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,409
OKAY, MOM!
357
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,945
WOW. YOU'RE REALLY
A GOOD FATHER.
358
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,180
OH, THANK YOU,
359
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,783
BUT YOU ONLY THINK THAT BECAUSE
YOU'RE A REALLY BAD MOTHER.
360
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,620
OH, OH, OH,
AND ONE MORE THING.
361
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,856
THE BAND DOESN'T HAVE TO WEAR
THESE CRAZY OUTFITS, DO WE?
362
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,593
YEAH, HOW ABOUT JUST THE FAT GUY
WHO STOLE MY BRUSH?
363
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,628
DEAL.
364
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:27,400
♪ I'VE BEEN CHEATED
365
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,903
♪ BEEN MISTREATED
366
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:36,609
♪ WHEN WILL I BE LOVED?
367
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,811
♪♪♪
368
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,582
♪ I'VE BEEN PUT DOWN
369
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,885
♪ AND I'VE BEEN PUSHED 'ROUND
370
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:51,791
♪ WHEN WILL I BE LOVED?
371
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,663
♪ WHEN I FIND A NEW BOY
372
00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,367
♪ THAT I WANT FOR MINE
373
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,970
♪ HE ALWAYS BREAKS MY HEART
IN TWO ♪
374
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:09,242
♪ IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
375
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:14,314
♪ I'VE BEEN MADE BLUE
376
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:18,017
♪ AND I'VE BEEN LIED TO
377
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:23,656
♪ WHEN WILL I BE LOVED?
378
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,325
(mouths word)
379
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,828
(plays solo)
380
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,875
♪ WHEN I FIND A NEW BOY
381
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,813
♪ THAT I WANT FOR MINE
382
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,883
♪ HE ALWAYS BREAKS MY HEART
IN TWO ♪
383
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:56,856
♪ IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
384
00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:00,360
♪ I'VE BEEN CHEATED
385
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:04,897
♪ BEEN MISTREATED
386
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:10,570
♪ WHEN WILL I BE LOVED?
387
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:17,344
♪ WHEN WILL I BE LOVED?
388
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:23,983
♪ TELL ME, WHEN WILL I BE
389
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,954
♪ LOVED?
390
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:31,658
(cheers and applause)
391
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,861
THANK YOU.
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