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OH, HO-HO-HO!
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, JIM.
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RIGHT? IF YOU WATCH A VIDEO
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OF THE FIRST HALF
OF THE SUPER BOWL TWICE,
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IT'S LIKE THE BEARS WIN.
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HEY, GIVE ME
ONE OF THOSE CHIPS.
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OH, SORRY,
I JUST FINISHED 'EM.
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THAT WAS THE LAST BAG
IN THE HOUSE.
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SORRY. I'LL GO GET
SOME MORE. GET 'EM.
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THERE YOU GO.
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THANKS, BUDDY.
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GOT ANY PRETZELS
IN THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
LET ME CHECK.
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♪♪♪
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HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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MOM SAID TO SET THE TABLE.
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WITH THE GOOD PLATES?
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?
DID I FORGET SOMETHING?
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MOM'S MAKING
A FEAST FOR A KING,
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'CAUSE SHE SAYS
YOU'RE OUR KING.
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REALLY?
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NO, JUST KIDDING.
WHAT?
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IT'S YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
YOU FORGOT.
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OH, CRAP.
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(laughs) JUST KIDDING.
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WHAT?!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ALL THIS IS FOR.
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WE'RE GOING
ON A SLEEPOVER.
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THESE PLATES
ARE FOR STRANGERS?
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OKAY, YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.
I'M NOT HERE.
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I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
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(Cheryl)
JIM, IS THAT YOU?
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(high-pitched voice)
NO, IT'S DANA.
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I-I LOST MY BABY...
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'CAUSE I'M SO STUPID...
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AND I'M SO DRUNK
RIGHT NOW...
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OH, HERE'S THE BABY.
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I'M GONNA MAKE A CAR ORNAMENT
OUT OF HER.
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(Cheryl) GET IN HERE.
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(normal voice) CRAP, CRAP,
CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP.
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HEY.
HEY.
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WOULD YOU GRAB THE CANDLESTICKS
OUT OF THE PANTRY?
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, HONEY?
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IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.
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IT'S OUR DINNER PARTY CLUB.
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DINNER... PARTY... CLUB?
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UH-HUH.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS A DINNER PARTY CLUB?
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS.
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NOW COULD YOU PLEASE
JUST DECANT THE WINE?
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EVEN IF I KNEW WHAT THAT WORD
MEANT, I WOULDN'T DO IT.
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NOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
OKAY.
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IT'S TEN PEOPLE
FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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ONCE A MONTH
WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER
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AND HAVE DINNER
AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE.
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CHERYL, I DO NOT REMEMBER
HEARING ABOUT THIS.
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WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT IT
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WHEN WE WERE WATCHING
THE FOOTBALL GAME.
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OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
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WHAT FOOTBALL GAME
WAS THAT AGAIN? YEAH.
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BEARS AND LIONS.
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(laughs) OH, RIGHT.
GREAT GAME. UH-HUH.
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WHAT WAS THE SCORE?
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5 TO 4.
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AHA!
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME!
YOU LIED!
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THAT IS CRAZY.
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF YOU HAD
TOLD ME, I WOULD HAVE SAID NO,
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WHICH I'M SAYING RIGHT NOW.
NO!
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IT'S TOO LATE.
THIS IS HAPPENING. GO UPSTAIRS.
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YOUR SUIT AND TIE ARE ON THE
BED. FINE, I'LL PUT MY SUIT ON
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AND THEN I'M GONNA HANG MYSELF
WITH THE TIE.
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COME ON. I JUST WANT TO BE
A PART OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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WHY?
SO WE CAN HAVE FRIENDS.
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WHY?
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THIS IS CRAZY.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST APPRECIATE
WHAT I DO FOR US?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING SOMETHING
THAT I LOVE... DINNER...
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AND RUINING IT
WITH SOMETHING I HATE... PEOPLE!
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OH.
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THERE ISN'T A MAN
IN THIS WORLD
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THAT WOULD APPRECIATE
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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ONLY TWO HOURS
TILL DINNER PARTY CLUB!
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(laughs)
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I HATE
THAT YOU GET TO LEAVE.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
LISTEN.
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WHAT IF I SLIP YOU
20 BUCKS AND YOU GOT SICK?
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THAT WAY, MOM WOULD CANCEL
THIS SHINDIG.
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NO WAY.
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00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:07,617
WE'RE EATING NUGGETS
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00:04:07,618 --> 00:04:10,420
AND WATCHING
"PLANET OF THE APES."
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DINNER PARTY CLUB.
THIS SUCKS.
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I'D LIKE TO MEET THE MORON
WHO INVENTED WOMEN.
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HELLO, JIM.
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HEY, BUDDY,
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THE PARTY DOESN'T START
FOR A COUPLE HOURS, OKAY?
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AND NO ONE
SITS IN MY CHAIR.
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I'M GOD.
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(angelic music plays)
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YOU'RE STILL IN MY CHAIR.
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YEAH, REAL COMFY, TOO.
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SO YOU WANTED
TO MEET ME?
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YES. I ALWAYS HAVE
WANTED TO MEET YOU.
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I GOT A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU,
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AND ONE IS THE CUBS.
A HUNDRED YEARS? COME ON, MAN.
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ARE THE CUBS EVER GONNA WIN THE
WORLD SERIES? SURE, THEY'LL WIN...
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YES!
JUST NOT IN MY LIFETIME.
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COME ON.
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
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WELL, FOR ONE THING,
YOU CALLED ME A MORON.
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(laughs) COME ON.
WHEN DID I DO THAT?
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(door shuts)
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SURE WOULD LIKE TO MEET
THE MORON WHO INVENTED WOMEN.
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I'M
A HANDSOME, HANDSOME MAN.
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YOU DID
A GOOD JOB THERE, GOD.
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I GOTTA TELL YOU, THOUGH, JIM,
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU
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COMPLAIN ABOUT WOMEN FOR YEARS,
AND I'M SICK OF IT.
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OH, COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO... SMITE ME?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT "SMITE" MEANS?
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YEAH. LIKE... PINCH?
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NO, I'M NOT HERE
TO SMITE YOU.
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I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU
A CHANCE.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN DO A BETTER
JOB WITH WOMEN? UH, YEAH.
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OKAY, THEY'RE ALL YOURS.
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I HEREBY GRANT YOU MY POWERS
TO CHANGE ALL OF WOMANKIND,
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BEGINNING NOW.
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(scoffs) THAT'S IT?
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THAT'S YOUR THING?
YOU JUST SNAP?
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YOU JUST REMEMBER...
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YOU CHANGE ONE WOMAN,
YOU CHANGE 'EM ALL... FOREVER.
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(laughs) GIANT BOOBS
ON ALL OF 'EM.
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BYE, DADDY.
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(door shuts)
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DO-OVER.
I GET A DO-OVER.
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I GET ONE DO-OVER.
DON'T I GET A DO-OVER?
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HEY, JIM, WHAT'S UP?
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OH, I AM GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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GOD GAVE ME
A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT
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TO REDESIGN WOMEN
ANY WAY I WANT.
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BIG BOOBS ON ALL OF 'EM.
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WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT ALL WOMEN.
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OH, GOD. MOM.
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ALL RIGHT, LET ME THINK,
LET ME THINK.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU JUST BELIEVE WHAT I HAD
TO SAY HERE ABOUT GOD?
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I MEAN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED?
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JIM, I WENT WITH YOU
TO MINNESOTA
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TO CATCH
A MAGICAL GIANT FISH.
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WHERE YOU GO,
I WILL FOLLOW.
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE SO FAR?
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WELL, I GOT, UH...
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ALL THE BAD STUFF I'M CUTTING,
LIKE EMOTIONS.
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GET RID OF ALL THOSE.
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UH, GET RID
OF ALL THE CRAZY IDEAS.
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OOH, THEIR PICKINESS
ABOUT WHO THEY'LL SLEEP WITH.
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YES. AND THE TALKING.
OH...
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THE TALKING... (babbles)
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YEAH, WE'LL GET RID
OF ALL THE TALKING.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK IT'S BETTER
IF WOMEN WERE MORE LIKE MEN.
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BUT STILL
WITH THE BOOBS, RIGHT?
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NO, I'M GONNA GET RID
OF THE ONE THING THAT DOES WORK.
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SO HOW DO YOU MAKE
YOUR WILL BE KNOWN?
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EASY, JUST LIKE THIS...
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LET WOMEN BE LIKE MEN.
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WHAT'S UP, LOSERS?
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YOU'RE NOT WATCHING
THE GAME?
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OH, WE FORGOT IT WAS ON.
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LOSERS.
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MOVE OVER, BUTT-WIPE.
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YEAH, LET'S WATCH THE GAME.
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00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,181
HEY, 40 BUCKS SAYS
HE HITS THIS FREE THROW.
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(whispers)
JIM, IT'S LIKE SHE'S A MAN.
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(whispers) JIM,
IT'S LIKE HE'S AN IDIOT.
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(laughs)
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(normal voice) WHO WANTS A BEER?
WHAT, IS THAT LIKE A COOLER?
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COOLER THAN YOU,
BUTT-WIPE.
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(laughs)
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WHOO!
DO NOT GO INTO THAT BATHROOM.
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I JUST MADE ROOM FOR DINNER
AND MAYBE BREAKFAST TOMORROW.
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WHAT'S UP, BUTT-WIPE?
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HEY, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S UP...
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THIS STUPID
DINNER PARTY CLUB THING
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YOU GOT PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
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GUESS WHEN
I AGREED TO THAT?
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I AM SUCH A HORSE'S ASS
THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.
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UGH, SERIOUSLY. WISH WE
COULD DO AWAY WITH THAT.
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WHEW.
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DONE. NOW THERE WILL
ONLY BE THREE PERIODS...
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ALL OF 'EM IN HOCKEY.
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HEY, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT WE'LL DO.
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WHEN THE GUESTS SHOW UP,
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WE GIVE 'EM A TURKEY LEG,
A BEER AND A MAP HOME.
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00:09:01,912 --> 00:09:02,912
OH, CHERYL...
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I JUST LOVE YOU.
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00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:08,547
YEAH? IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME,
YOU'D TAKE ME UPSTAIRS
195
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,951
AND KNOCK ONE OUT
BEFORE "SPORTSCENTER" STARTS.
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YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES.
197
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KNOCK ONE OUT
AND TAKE A 3-MINUTE NAP.
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
199
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,562
GET A MOVE ON.
200
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,796
YES!
201
00:09:26,797 --> 00:09:30,000
MAKE HER SAY MY NAME,
BUDDY.
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WHOO!
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(groans)
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I'M DONE.
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00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,711
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T HAVE A WATCH,
206
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BUT I THINK
I JUST SET A NEW RECORD.
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WELL, ACTUALLY, I...
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I DIDN'T FINISH.
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AW.
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I'LL OWE YOU ONE.
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BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
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PLEASE ACCEPT
THIS LOVELY PARTING GIFT.
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(muffled) AAH!
(passes gas)
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00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,132
DUTCH OVEN!
215
00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,234
OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
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WHOO!
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OKAY, IN A FAIR FIGHT...
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YOU VERSUS SUPERMAN.
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00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,049
ME.
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00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:22,792
HUH, TOTALLY, TOTALLY.
221
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A LITTLE TOUGHER...
YOU VERSUS CHUCK NORRIS.
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00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:27,957
STILL ME.
223
00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:30,330
YOU VERSUS OPRAH.
224
00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:34,934
I KNEW IT!
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00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,135
HEY.
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00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,807
JIM, GUESS WHAT?
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00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:39,909
GOD'S SCARED OF OPRAH.
228
00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,871
NOT SCARED,
JUST RESPECTFUL.
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00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:44,073
HEY, YOU KNEW
THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
230
00:10:44,074 --> 00:10:46,045
YOU KNEW
I WAS GONNA MESS UP.
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00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:49,378
HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT, JIM?
I'M A MORON.
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00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:52,081
LOOK, I DON'T
WANNA FIGHT YOU, OKAY?
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00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:55,184
SMART MOVE. IF HE CAN
TAKE NORRIS, HE CAN TAKE YOU.
234
00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:57,186
LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU
235
00:10:57,187 --> 00:10:59,889
TO CHANGE WOMEN
BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE.
236
00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:02,792
SO WE ALL AGREE THAT I GOT
WOMEN RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
237
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:06,095
I'M OUTTA HERE.
JIM, YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
238
00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:08,097
I WON'T SEE YOU
FOR A LONG WHILE.
239
00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:11,070
ANDY, SMOKE 'EM
IF YOU GOT 'EM.
240
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:15,104
WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
241
00:11:15,105 --> 00:11:18,107
YOU... YOU GOTTA GIVE ME
ONE MORE CHANCE HERE.
242
00:11:18,108 --> 00:11:20,710
YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME?
I'M A SHORT-TIMER.
243
00:11:20,711 --> 00:11:23,713
HOW DOES IT HAPPEN?
AM I IN THE THROES OF PASSION?
244
00:11:23,714 --> 00:11:27,056
THAT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH
YOU LIKE CHEESECAKE.
245
00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:29,018
I DO LOVE IT SO.
246
00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:30,319
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT...
247
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,421
YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE.
248
00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:35,094
I GET THREE WISHES
OR THREE CHANCES, DON'T I?
249
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,096
OH, THAT'S GENIES
AND LEPRECHAUNS.
250
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,368
I DON'T WORK THAT WAY.
251
00:11:39,369 --> 00:11:42,231
ARE YOU AFRAID IF YOU GIVE ME
ANOTHER SHOT AT IT,
252
00:11:42,232 --> 00:11:45,204
THAT I MIGHT DO A BETTER JOB
THAN YOU? WATCH YOUR STEP, SON.
253
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,907
I WON'T HESITATE TO GO
OLD TESTAMENT ON YOUR BEHIND.
254
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,910
OKAY, OKAY, GOD. I THINK WHAT
JIM IS TRYING TO SAY IS,
255
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,812
YOU KNOW,
FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS,
256
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,044
MEN AND WOMEN HAVE BEEN
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
257
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:58,047
YEAH, I MEAN, COME ON. YOU GAVE
NOAH 40 DAYS TO BUILD THAT ZOO.
258
00:11:58,048 --> 00:12:02,251
WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE
SHOT? I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN IDEA.
259
00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:04,253
WELL...
UH-HUH, ALL RIGHT.
260
00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:05,995
OKAY.
261
00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:08,297
HEY. WE HAD WOMEN
BEING MORE LIKE MEN.
262
00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:11,430
MAYBE MEN SHOULD BE
MORE LIKE WOMEN.
263
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,463
THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
264
00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:16,936
AND BESIDES, I'VE GOT
A MILLION THINGS TO DO
265
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,938
RIGHT NOW
BEFORE THE DINNER PARTY,
266
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,440
AND I'M GONNA
HAVE TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF,
267
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,113
AND OF COURSE,
I GOT NO ONE TO THANK ME,
268
00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:27,176
AND OH, MY GOD, YOU JUST
CHANGED ME INTO A WOMAN!
269
00:12:27,177 --> 00:12:30,119
GOD LISTENED TO ME!
I'M SO HAPPY!
270
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,122
AW.
271
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:38,287
HELLO, EVERYBODY!
272
00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:41,190
HI.
273
00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:44,934
LOOK AT YOU! OH, MWAH,
MWAH. MWAH, MWAH.
274
00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:46,235
YOU...
275
00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:48,267
YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
WELL...
276
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,470
I WOULD KILL
FOR THAT METABOLISM.
277
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,543
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
278
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:56,275
OH, YEAH.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
279
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,108
YOU LIKE IT?
BUT WITH THE SHOES, THOUGH?
280
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:01,050
WITH THE SHOES?
SHOES ARE PERFECT.
281
00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:03,012
ARE YOU SURE? 'CAUSE I
GOT OTHERS. NO, UNH-UNH.
282
00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:05,885
THANK YOU.
283
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,286
WHAT'S WRONG, ANDY?
284
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,918
NOTHING.
285
00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:11,921
COME ON.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
286
00:13:11,922 --> 00:13:14,924
WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
YOU TOLD DANA HOW THIN SHE WAS,
287
00:13:14,925 --> 00:13:17,027
BUT YOU DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
288
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,402
DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?
289
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,535
2 POUNDS.
OH!
290
00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:28,337
IT'S A START.
291
00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,209
YEAH, IT'S VERY GOOD,
VERY GOOD.
292
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,511
YOUR RISOTTO
SMELLS FANTASTIC.
293
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,513
HEY, JUST DON'T
MAKE IT TOO SALTY,
294
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,046
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WHEN THE FERGUSONS SERVED IT,
295
00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:39,048
IT WAS... IT WAS A BIT MUCH.
296
00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:41,290
(taps spoon)
297
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,292
WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY
TELL ME?
298
00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:45,294
JIM!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
299
00:13:45,295 --> 00:13:48,227
I AM NOT SERVING SOMETHING
THAT'S BEEN SERVED ALREADY.
300
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,929
I WOULD RATHER DIE.
301
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,931
OKAY, OKAY,
LET'S NOT PANIC.
302
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,903
WE DON'T HAVE
TO HAVE RISOTTO.
303
00:13:53,904 --> 00:13:55,464
WE HAVE PLENTY
OF ROSEMARY CHICKEN.
304
00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:58,837
YES, BECAUSE I CARED ENOUGH
TO MAKE TWO MAIN DISHES.
305
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,310
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.
306
00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:04,013
WELL, I APPRECIATE
THAT YOU MADE CHICKEN.
307
00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:08,077
IT DOESN'T COUNT
IF I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SAY IT.
308
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:10,079
WELL, JUST DON'T DRY OUT
THAT CHICKEN
309
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,122
LIKE SALLY DICKERSON DID
WHEN SHE SERVED IT.
310
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:15,284
OH, YEAH.
311
00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:17,987
SALLY DICKERSON?
312
00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:20,529
SALLY FLIPPIN' DICKERSON?!
313
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,492
HONEY, WOULD YOU JUST RELAX?
314
00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:26,595
DO... NOT... TELL... ME...
315
00:14:26,596 --> 00:14:30,269
TO... RE... LAX.
316
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:34,203
I'M JUST SAYING
WE CAN FIX THIS.
317
00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:37,006
I DON'T WANT IT FIXED!
318
00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:40,649
I JUST WANT TO BE HEARD!
319
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:42,151
JIM.
320
00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:45,154
(crying) I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
IT'S RUINED. IT'S ALL RUINED.
321
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,616
I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
I'M GOING UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW.
322
00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,118
OH, OH!
323
00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:51,021
JIM.
324
00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:02,972
YOU KNOW
HOW CHERYL IS, MOM.
325
00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:05,975
I MEAN, SHE SAYS OUR MARRIAGE
DOESN'T MATTER,
326
00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:08,177
AND SHE HATES ME.
327
00:15:08,178 --> 00:15:10,980
(angelic music playing)
328
00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:14,984
OH, GOD, I GOTTA GO.
329
00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:16,345
TOUGH DAY, ALICE?
330
00:15:16,346 --> 00:15:19,488
YES.
331
00:15:19,489 --> 00:15:22,491
I JUST DON'T LIKE
THIS BEING A WOMAN ANYMORE.
332
00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:24,493
I WANT TO BE A MAN AGAIN,
333
00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:27,526
AND NOW MY EYES ARE GONNA BE
ALL RED FOR THE DINNER PARTY.
334
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,159
ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT ME
TO CHANGE YOU BACK?
335
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,430
YES. (sniffles)
336
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,133
MAKE ME THE INSENSITIVE MAN
THAT I WAS...
337
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,136
MORE SO, IF YOU CAN.
338
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:40,639
PULL MY FINGER.
339
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,571
WELCOME BACK, JIM.
OH.
340
00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:45,074
I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A
LONG DAY, BUT... MM-HMM.
341
00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:48,417
I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO ADMIT
THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE PERFECT
342
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:51,420
JUST THE WAY I MADE THEM.
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? COME ON.
343
00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:54,053
WHEN... WHEN WE'RE HOT,
THEY'RE COLD.
344
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,025
WHEN THEY'RE COLD,
WE'RE HOT.
345
00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:58,327
I MEAN, THEY THINK
THE THREE STOOGES ARE STUPID,
346
00:15:58,328 --> 00:16:00,329
AND WE WISH
THERE WERE FOUR.
347
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:03,332
I MEAN, THEY LIKE FOREPLAY,
WE LIKE PLAY.
348
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,134
COME ON.
349
00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:07,396
IT'S ALL PART
OF MY PLAN, JIM.
350
00:16:07,397 --> 00:16:11,400
PLAN? YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A PLAN.
351
00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:14,103
I THINK YOU'RE
JUST WINGIN' IT, BABY.
352
00:16:14,104 --> 00:16:15,404
I MEAN, COME ON...
353
00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:18,647
PUTTING CHURCH AND FOOTBALL
ON SUNDAY AT THE SAME TIME?
354
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,250
I MEAN, YOU'RE LOSING
HALF YOUR AUDIENCE.
355
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,412
FINE, NO MORE FOOTBALL.
356
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,314
NO, NO, NOT THE FINGERS,
NOT THE FINGERS!
357
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:27,317
COME ON, MAN.
358
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:34,023
I LOVE SEEING YOU
SO MISERABLE.
359
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:38,428
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME
A KEBAB.
360
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,671
IT'S NOT HOT.
361
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:45,535
IT'S HOTTER THAN YOU,
BUTT-WIPE.
362
00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:50,739
HMM. HAVE YOU HAD CHERYL'S
SHRIMP WRAPPED IN BACON?
363
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,742
MMM, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I'VE MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES,
364
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:56,085
BUT BACON AIN'T ONE OF 'EM.
365
00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,586
WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
366
00:16:57,587 --> 00:17:00,589
I FIGURE I PUT YOU
THROUGH THE WRINGER TODAY, JIM.
367
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,591
YEAH.
SO TO MAKE THINGS SQUARE,
368
00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:06,024
HOW ABOUT I GUARANTEE YOU ENJOY
THE REST OF THIS PARTY?
369
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,027
LOOK, I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK
THAT I DON'T HAVE FAITH,
370
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,029
BECAUSE YOU DID CREATE
PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS
371
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,032
AND PUSH-UP BRAS.
372
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:17,506
BUT THERE IS NOTHING
THAT YOU CAN DO
373
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,538
TO MAKE ME ENJOY THIS.
374
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,510
OH, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE,
JIM.
375
00:17:21,511 --> 00:17:24,513
JUST RELAX
AND ENJOY YOURSELF.
376
00:17:24,514 --> 00:17:25,814
OKAY.
377
00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:29,148
I'LL RELAX
AND ENJOY MYSELF.
378
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,152
AND EASY ON THAT SHRIMP.
IT'S 16 BUCKS A POUND.
379
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:35,824
CHARLIE.
HEY, JIM, GOOD TO SEE YA.
380
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:38,127
CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
381
00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:40,129
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE INVITED.
382
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:43,092
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, AND I BROUGHT
YOUR FAVORITE BEER. GOPHERHOFF?
383
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,234
WHEN YOU GO FOR BEER...
384
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,736
(both) GOPHERHOFF.
(laughs)
385
00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:50,699
OH, HEY, JIM.
OH, HI, MARY BETH.
386
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,542
HEY, UH, COME WITH ME. I WANT
TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY HUSBAND.
387
00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:55,844
I THINK YOU TWO
WOULD TOTALLY HIT IT OFF.
388
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:57,576
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK THAT?
389
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,679
WELL, HE WORKS FOR THE CUBS.
OH, HEAVENS. (laughs)
390
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,482
HEY, EVERYBODY. (laughs)
391
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,115
OH, GREAT.
WE'RE WEARING THE SAME THING.
392
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:07,416
THANKS A LOT, JIM.
393
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,418
ANDY, SETTLE DOWN.
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
394
00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:11,590
WE'RE NOT GIRLS ANYMORE.
GOD CHANGED US.
395
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,224
IT'S STILL A DISASTER!
396
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,670
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T STAY
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER?
397
00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:25,134
(laughs) ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
398
00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:28,377
AND, WILLIE, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THE HEIMLICH.
399
00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:30,479
IT CAME JUST IN TIME.
400
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,142
CHEW YOUR FOOD.
401
00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:35,113
YES.
402
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,116
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR THAT. SORRY.
403
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,289
HEY, THE MAN OF THE HOUR!
404
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,821
LOOK AT YOU!
I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
405
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,823
HEY, TAKE MY CHAIR.
YOU DESERVE IT.
406
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,325
OH, THANK YOU, JIM.
407
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,827
I HAVEN'T BEEN SO MOVED
SINCE BEYONCé THANKED ME
408
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,759
FOR HER AMERICAN MUSIC AWARD.
409
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,731
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
410
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,234
WHATEVER YOU DID,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS,
411
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,406
BUT IT WORKED, BECAUSE I HAD
A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.
412
00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,169
I'LL TELL YOU
EXACTLY WHAT I DID... NOTHING.
413
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:03,512
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING?
I SAW YOU DO THE FINGER THING.
414
00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:06,375
LEFT HAND DOESN'T COUNT.
RIGHT HAND THROWS THE THUNDER.
415
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,417
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT ALL I DID
416
00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:10,819
WAS TELL YOU TO RELAX
AND ENJOY YOURSELF,
417
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,321
AND YOU DID.
418
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:15,153
YOU LIED TO ME, GOD.
GOD, YOU LIED TO ME!
419
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,655
BIG DEAL.
420
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,258
I JUST INSPIRED YOU
TO FIND A HIGHER TRUTH.
421
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,361
OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
I'M GONNA USE THAT WITH CHERYL.
422
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,363
ONCE YOU GOT
A POSITIVE ATTITUDE,
423
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,864
EVERYTHING GOT BETTER.
424
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,367
MAYBE YOU OUGHTA
TRY THAT MORE OFTEN.
425
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,340
YOU'D FIND FEWER THINGS
TO GET MAD ABOUT.
426
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:34,303
YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I NEEDED
A SERMON, I'D GO TO CHURCH.
427
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,405
I KNOW YOU LIKE COMPLAINING
ABOUT WOMEN,
428
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:38,907
BUT I THINK
WHAT MAKES 'EM DIFFERENT
429
00:19:38,908 --> 00:19:40,910
IS WHAT MAKES THEM GREAT.
430
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,653
PLUS THE BOOBS.
431
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:46,815
BETTER THAN BACON.
432
00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,588
(laughs)
433
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,660
HEY, ONE MORE QUESTION...
434
00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:54,723
THE CUBS WORLD SERIES,
BEFORE I DIE?
435
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,597
OH, COME ON, JIM.
ONE MIRACLE AT A TIME.
436
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,574
WHAT THE HELL
GOT INTO YOU TONIGHT?
437
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:07,436
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
438
00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:10,409
UH, YOU WERE CHARMING,
YOU WERE CHEERFUL.
439
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,411
YOU DIDN'T FIGHT
WITH ANYONE.
440
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,985
I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T EVEN
PASS THE HAT TO COVER EXPENSES.
441
00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:20,689
WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
442
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:23,722
WELL, I DID, TOO.
443
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,354
THANK YOU.
444
00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:28,657
OH, DON'T THANK ME.
THANK THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS.
445
00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:29,998
ANDY'S STILL HERE?
446
00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:31,730
NO. NO.
447
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,702
NO, NO, NO, HONEY. NO.
448
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:35,003
YOU KNOW WHAT?
449
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:37,005
I WANNA
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
450
00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:38,337
HMM?
451
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,839
I-I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I-I...
452
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,273
I REALLY APPRECIATE
EVERYTHING YOU DO...
453
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:47,746
EVEN THESE
STUPID LITTLE DINNER PARTIES.
454
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,618
AW.
455
00:20:49,619 --> 00:20:51,720
AND I WAS THINKING,
YOU KNOW,
456
00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:53,722
FOR YEARS,
PEOPLE HAVE COME UP TO ME
457
00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:56,024
AND ASKED ME
HOW I ENDED UP WITH YOU.
458
00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:57,686
AND I GET THAT,
459
00:20:57,687 --> 00:21:01,360
BUT I FINALLY FIGURED OUT
WHY I WAS SO LUCKY.
460
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,864
THE LORD WORKS
IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
461
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:10,439
JIM, YOU'RE SO SWEET
TONIGHT.
462
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,572
YEAH, WELL, COUNT ON
MORE OF THAT IN THE FUTURE.
463
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,944
AW.
464
00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:19,708
HEY, DO YOU WANT
TO JOIN ME TOMORROW
465
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,682
FOR SOME SHOE SHOPPING
AT THE OUTLET MALL?
466
00:21:24,854 --> 00:21:26,755
NO, CHERYL.
467
00:21:26,756 --> 00:21:29,057
ONE MIRACLE AT A TIME.
468
00:21:29,058 --> 00:21:30,860
(laughs)
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