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Nanu-nanu.
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( loud clank )
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Shazbot!
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♪ ♪
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Ow. Ow.
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Eer, ow, ooh.
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Ah, hah, hah.
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That's enough.
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I'll tell you
what you want to know.
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I don't believe you.
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Don't you get haircuts on Ork?
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No, we try to avoid them
because of the noggachomps.
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"Noggachomps"?What's that?
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It's a small green
creature about this big.
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We put them on our heads
and let them graze.
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They're vicious little animals.
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Kind of ( snarling ).
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That sounds dangerous.
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Oh, only if you fall
asleep in the chair.
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Occasionally a maverick
will get loose from the herd
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and run down your neck.
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That's why we have to
set traps in our shorts.
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What a horrible system.
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Mindy, you don't understand
Orkan philosophy.
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If something works,
don't fix it.
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Well, there,
you look much better.
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Ah.
You're all done.
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Ooh, ah, I feels worse, though.
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How much do I owe you?
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Where did you get the money?
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I baby-sat for Eugene.
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Here, six big ones.
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Well, you just keep the money.
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The haircut is on me.
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No, it's on me.
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( phone ringing )
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Hello?
Hello.
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Brad.
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( nasally ):
Hi, there. How are you?
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Well, it's so nice
to hear from you again.
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Nice to hear from you, too.
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I thought you were
in law school somewhere.
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I'm out now... Ow!
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Well, congratulations.
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No big deal.
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Uh...
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Here, go water yourself.
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Oh.
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Well, sure, that would be fine.
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I'd love to have dinner.
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Sure. All right, 7:30 it is.
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Okay, great,
I'll see you then. Bye.
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Mork, I have a date.
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Don't tell me... June 2, 1852.
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No, I mean this guy
that I really used to like
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is back in town and we're going
to have dinner tonight.
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Oh, good, where are we going?
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"Where are we going?"
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Oh, boy.
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Mork, you know
I've been thinking.
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You and I have... I
think we've been seeing
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too much of each other lately.
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Well, then all you have to do
is close one eye.
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No, I mean, I think
you should get out
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and meet more people.
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You know, see more things.
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Oh, I get it.
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Two's company, "we's" a crowd.
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Oh, no.
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No, not that, necessarily.
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I mean, for your own development
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you really should get out
and meet more people.
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Like who?
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Are you ready to start
the inventory, Cora?
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Certainly, Fredzo.
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And don't call me Fredzo.
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It sounds like a detergent.
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Yes.
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Now, let's see, there are
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one, two, three, four, five, six
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Meat Loaf albums.
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Six Meat Loaf.
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Mm-hmm.
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One, two, three, four...
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Nine Bread albums.
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Nine Bread.
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This isn't an inventory.
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It's a grocery list.
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Hi, Grandma.
Oh.
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Oh, hello, darling.
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Daddy.
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How's the nicest, sweetest,
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most wonderful father
in the world?
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Suspicious.
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Now you think I want
something from you?
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Is that how little
you think of your own daughter?
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Well, as a matter of fact,
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I have something for you.
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Two free tickets to
tonight's basketball game.
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You're taking Mork.
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That's the nicest thing
you've given me
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since the chicken pox.
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Fredzo, it's only 11:00.
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You're not usually a wiener
before noon.
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See, Dad, I need Mork
out of the house tonight.
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I have a date.
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With a human?
That's wonderful.
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Yeah, well, it
won't be wonderful
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if he comes to pick
me up at my place
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and finds Mork there.
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That's why you just have got
to take him to that game.
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But Mindy, I detest basketball.
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Oh, but Dad,
I haven't had a date
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since Mork moved in.
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Every time the phone rings,
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I almost hope
it's heavy breathing.
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I didn't hear that.
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Basketball.
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How can anybody
sit through a game
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that has so much dribbling?
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Well, if I can't date other men
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I guess I'll just have
to settle down with Mork
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and have
cute little green babies
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that drink their formula
with their finger.
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Free throw! One-on-one!
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Jump shot! Dunk shot!
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I'll go! I'll go!
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MINDY:
That was such a nice dinner, Brad.
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Here's to the old times.
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Here's to the new times.
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All right.
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Brad, can I ask you
something kind of dumb?
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Sure.
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How come you never asked me out
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when we were in high school?
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Because I was a jerk.
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Yeah, you were.
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I wish I'd kept in touch
with you, Mindy.
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You're a wonderful girl.
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Yeah, I am.
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Greetings!
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Mork!
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( humming )
What are you doing here?
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Dribbling.
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Oh, is this the guy
you used to like?
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Mork, this is Brad Jackson.
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Brad, this is my friend Mork.
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Hi. I'm glad to meet you.
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Nanu-nanu.
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Certainly.
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So is "Mork" your first
or last name?
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Yes.
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Did you enjoy having food
with Mindy?
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Yes, I did.
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So do I.
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Everybody enjoys
having food with Mindy.
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So, did the basketball
game end early?
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I guess so.
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After about an hour,
your father stopped it.
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My father stopped it?
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Yeah, he said,
"This has gone on long enough."
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Oh, Mork, what did you do?
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Oh, lots of things.
I had a great time.
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Ever been to a basketball game?
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My favorite part
was when I got to dance.
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You danced?
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Oh, yeah,
that part at the beginning,
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where they played the music,
everyone stood up and
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♪ Oh, say can you see? ♪
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He's a great kidder.
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Then some man asked me to
pass him his coffee, so I did.
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He didn't catch it, though.
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That's too bad.
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But your father caught it
with his pants.
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Then it was his turn to dance.
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Then we went to a place
called the rest room.
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I didn't get any rest there,
though.
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I had a terrible seat.
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Couldn't even see the game.
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We went back and some woman
asked me to hold her seat,
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so I....
Never mind.
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I know,
that's when they made us leave.
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Uh, are you a friend
of the family?
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No, I live here.
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Live here?
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Oh, Brad, see,
it's not what you think.
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Mindy, he lives here with you,
and you go out with other men?
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Oh, yeah, but you see, uh...
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Mork, Brad and I
aren't quite finished yet.
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Oh, I see, you're still hungry.
Mork...
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I'll whip up my
special dessert. No, Mork.
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Oh, for you, le monde, mama.
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( barks ) Stay.
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Maybe I should leave.
No, Brad.
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No, Brad, stay. We'd like
to get to know you better.
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Mork.
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( Mork whistling, humming )
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You see,
Mork and I live together,
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but I still go out
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with whoever I want.
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I mean...
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Mindy, I...
I don't know
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what your idea of
a relationship is,
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but I-I'm not a swinger.
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Well, neither am I.
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Oh, swinger. Baseball.
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( swishing sound )
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How about them Broncos?
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Brad, I'd really like
to see you again.
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Oh, we'll
get together again. Soon.
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Hey, wait.
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You missed the bologna sundae.
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Your eyes are leaking.
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Are they?
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That means something
has hurt you, doesn't it?
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Yes.
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Brad did something,
that slimemunger.
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I'll follow him
to the ends of the universe.
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I'll vaporize his entrails.
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No, Mork.
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It's not what Brad did.
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It's that
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Brad misunderstood
our relationship.
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That's what made me sad.
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Ever since you moved in,
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guys have stopped asking me out.
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And then when somebody does
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finally like me,
like Brad, well...
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He think that you and I are...
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Lovelings.
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Yeah.
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And then when I tell
them we're not,
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they either don't understand
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or they don't believe
the situation,
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so I end up not going anywhere,
I never go out.
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I guess
I'm feeling kind of lonely.
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It's all because
I'm staying here, isn't it?
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No, it's not your fault.
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It was my idea in the first
place to have you move in.
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I just have to work this out.
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Night.
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( door closes )
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Hm.
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Leaking.
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Come on, Mork, get up.
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Breakfast.
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What do you want, pancakes?
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Waffles?
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Gladiolas?
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Come on, you lazy Orkan.
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MORK:
"Mindy, I know you are sad
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"because people thinkyou and I are lovelings.
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"I don't want youto be sad anymore,
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"so I'm going away.
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"If people from Orkknew how to love,
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"I'm sure I would love you.
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"But I don't even understandwhat love is.
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Love, Mork."
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You're doing that
very well, Eugene.
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Grandma Hudson, thank you
for letting me work today.
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I need the money
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so I can buy my mom
a birthday present.
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Oh, well, that's
all right, Eugene.
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What are you going to buy her?
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The best present
in the whole world.
266
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,237
A catcher's mitt.
267
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:23,491
Wow, that's great.
268
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,492
And it'll go so well
269
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,379
with those shin guards
you gave her last year.
270
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,715
Oh, say, Eugene,
271
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,218
uh, call me
if any customer comes in.
272
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,970
Okay.
273
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,430
Guess who?
274
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,732
Uh... Stevie Wonder?
275
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,234
What's happening, Mork?!
276
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,235
Hey, plasma, what it is?
277
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,736
What you doing
with the suitcase?
278
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:52,737
You taking a vacation?
279
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,739
That's what I came
to talk to you about.
280
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,241
If you were taking a vacation,
281
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,108
where would you go?
282
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,944
I've always wanted
to see France.
283
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,362
Kay-o; dosvedanya.
284
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,363
Or maybe
285
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,832
the Swiss Alps.
286
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,834
Hey, make up my mind.
287
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:08,336
It depends on how much money
you want to spend.
288
00:13:08,337 --> 00:13:10,338
Uh, six smackers.
289
00:13:10,339 --> 00:13:12,590
You can't go to the Alps
with six dollars.
290
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:15,009
Then France it is.
Arrivederci.
291
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,011
♪ Or France,
either. ♪
292
00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:19,013
Hey, bummer.
293
00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:20,265
Are you running away?
294
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,933
How can you tell?
295
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,768
It's written all over your face.
296
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,638
Shazbot... I've
broken out in words.
297
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,524
Psst.
298
00:13:30,526 --> 00:13:32,528
Can you keep a secret?
299
00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:35,029
I don't want you to tell Mindy
where I'm going.
300
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:37,315
You see, I've, I've been
a lot of trouble to her.
301
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,368
Man, you aren't going
far on six dollars.
302
00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:42,287
You can't even get
a place to sleep
303
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,622
unless you stay in a flophouse.
304
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,875
Oh. Sounds perfect
for a flop like me.
305
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:49,377
Well, there are some
places on Mission Street.
306
00:13:49,378 --> 00:13:50,745
But they're awful seedy.
307
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,631
"Seedy."
Oh, I love horticulture.
308
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,970
Hello, Eugene.
309
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,974
Good morning,
Mr. McConnell.
310
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,475
What's this?
311
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:07,428
Looks like a suitcase.
312
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,897
Yes. Well, somebody
must have left it here.
313
00:14:08,898 --> 00:14:09,898
Maybe I better open it up
314
00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:11,766
and see if I can find
the name of the owner.
315
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,602
( making soft ray-gun sounds )
316
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,524
Good heavens!
317
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,025
How did that happen?
318
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,027
I don't know.
319
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,529
( blowing )
320
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,442
I told you
never to sit on my throne!
321
00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:58,947
I leave you two alone
for five minutes,
322
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:01,950
and the whole place goes to pot!
323
00:15:01,951 --> 00:15:02,952
You scoff?
324
00:15:03,452 --> 00:15:05,453
You don't believe?
325
00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:07,322
I tell you,
326
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,073
the men from Venus
are coming down
327
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,959
to take us to their planet.
328
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,330
They arrive...
329
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:19,634
Labor Day.
330
00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:22,003
Then they're going
to blow up the whole world!
331
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,006
And you sit there
eating a sandwich?
332
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,893
Where's the passenger list?
333
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,396
There's only room
on the escape ship for...
334
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,400
1,000 people,
and so far we've lined up...
335
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,901
three.
336
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,404
Pressure.
337
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,406
I've been walking the streets
all day,
338
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,907
trying to find recruits.
339
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,410
My feet are killing me.
340
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,285
Gad, those make my thighs sweat.
341
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,124
Good-bye.
342
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,626
I saw your signs outside...
the Friends of Venus?
343
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,379
I thought I'd stop by to see
if there's anyone here I know.
344
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,467
Do you know any of
the Friends of Venus?
345
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,269
I know some people from Venus.
346
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,770
I know one guy
who's kind of cute
347
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,772
if you're into short and fuzzy.
348
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,274
His name is ( violent sniff ).
349
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,275
Gesundheit.
350
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,776
No, no, that's his name.
351
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,278
See, he's got a wife
and a litter,
352
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,279
and their names are...
353
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,649
( raspberry, squeakand cheeks flapping )
354
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,368
I'd hate to be the child
stuck with a name like...
355
00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:29,371
( cheeks flapping )
356
00:16:32,374 --> 00:16:34,375
A believer.
357
00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,744
A true believer.
358
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,246
What's not to believe?
359
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,631
You believe in people
from outer space?
360
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,216
Shazbot. Nanu-nanu.
361
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,503
Precisely.
362
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,504
My name is Exidor.
363
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,755
I'd like you to join me.
364
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,591
Well, if you insist.
365
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:54,729
No.
366
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,515
I mean, join our
group, be one of us.
367
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,516
Us? Oh...
368
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,768
Well, right now, you see,
369
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,104
I'm looking for a fliphouse
to flap in.
370
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,106
That's flophouse.
371
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,608
Oh, flip, flop... whatever.
372
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,610
You can stay here with us.
373
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,112
We'll all work together.
374
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,114
Oh, work.
375
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,115
I finally got a job
376
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,117
and a place to flip out
all at once.
377
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,503
Oh, Mindy will be proud of me.
378
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:22,173
Mindy. Heavy sigh.
379
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,424
Oh, Daddy, Mork ran away.
380
00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:25,927
You've just got to
help me find him.
381
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:28,930
Oh. well, look, honey,
I don't know why he left,
382
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,932
but maybe it's the best thing.
383
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,433
No, it's not, Dad!
384
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,302
Mork is like a child here.
385
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,137
He shouldn't be out
in the world alone.
386
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,773
He has no concept
of trouble or danger.
387
00:17:38,774 --> 00:17:40,691
Oh, Dad, if anything
happened to him,
388
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,060
( sobbing ):
I don't know what I'd do.
389
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,528
I don't want him to go.
390
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,030
All right honey, okay,
take it easy, take it easy.
391
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,532
Now, I'll help you find him.
392
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,534
But where would he go?
393
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:50,535
Oh, I don't know.
394
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,402
I've been looking all morning.
395
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,121
Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute, I just
396
00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:53,905
remembered something.
397
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,906
This morning when I came in,
398
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,907
there was a shiny metal suitcase
399
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,825
right in the middle
of the store.
400
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,327
Mork has a shiny suitcase.
401
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,330
And then the albums
fell, and, and...
402
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,332
Eugene...
403
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,084
I don't know nothing.
404
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,889
I think we've uncovered a clue.
405
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,759
Mork,
406
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,229
this is my philosophy
for the Friends of Venus.
407
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,065
I want you to study
it and memorize it
408
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,568
so that you can go out with me
409
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,570
and convert
the non-believer.
410
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,439
I'll study hard
and let you know when I'm ready.
411
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,941
( high-pitched hiccup )
412
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,325
I'm ready.
413
00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:32,660
Very well, on your feet.
414
00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:36,164
Uh... let's pretend that,
uh, I am a non-believer,
415
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:38,167
and you try and convert me.
416
00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:41,669
Hey, you, non-believer.
417
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:44,539
Good start.
418
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,375
But we need
more power in your voice,
419
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,377
and more conviction.
420
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,878
Oh, I see.
421
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,380
Frey-und...!
422
00:18:54,349 --> 00:18:58,352
I have need of your attention.
423
00:18:58,353 --> 00:19:02,356
Friend, do you realize
that the Venusians
424
00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:04,358
are coming down to Earth?
425
00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,862
But they're not coming
here on Veterans Day,
426
00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:11,365
not on April Fool-es Day,
427
00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:15,870
but on Labor Day,
Labor Day, Labor Day.
428
00:19:15,871 --> 00:19:17,872
Can you hear me, friend?
429
00:19:17,873 --> 00:19:18,873
I hear you!
430
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:19,875
Are you ready now?
431
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,876
Can I get a nanu-nanu?Nanu-nanu.
432
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:23,377
Thank you, friend.
433
00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:24,378
Do you realize, friends,
434
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:25,379
what they're coming here to do?
435
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,881
Because they've come down here
436
00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:30,385
to blow the Earth
to smithereens!
437
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:32,386
But it's not that bad, friend.
438
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,889
Because they're
sending a ship down here
439
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,891
to save 1,000 of us,
440
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:39,394
and they're making a list,
and they're checking it twice.
441
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:45,266
Now, friend, now, you can
either stay down here,
442
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,152
in your disco,
drug-infested inferno,
443
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,104
or come up to Venus,
444
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:55,109
and have your very own
Venusian condominimum,
445
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,111
with hot and cold
running champagne
446
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,113
and underwater dancing.
447
00:19:59,114 --> 00:19:59,997
You must apply
448
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,834
now!
449
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,346
Mork! Mork...
450
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,715
that was beautiful!
451
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,268
Why can't you be more like him?!
452
00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:24,105
But... there's
something's missing.
453
00:20:24,106 --> 00:20:26,607
What we need
is more of your experiences
454
00:20:26,608 --> 00:20:28,609
with the Venusians
here on Earth.
455
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,978
I didn't meet them on
Earth; I met them on Venus.
456
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,780
You've been there?
457
00:20:32,781 --> 00:20:33,731
Oh, yes, I've been
458
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,233
to all the planets
in your solar system.
459
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,368
Mars, Mercury, Pluto?!
460
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,038
Oh, don't ever go to Pluto;
it's a Mickey Mouse planet.
461
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,542
You see, Exidor, I have
something to explain to you.
462
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,545
The Venusians aren't coming
to blow up the Earth.
463
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:48,546
They're not?
464
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,047
No, you see, their technology
465
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,415
isn't prepared for space travel.
466
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,717
It isn't?
467
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,218
No, their highest
invention so far has been
468
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,586
the garbage can.
It is?
469
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,837
And the only reason
they invented that
470
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,222
was to have something
to tip over.
471
00:21:02,644 --> 00:21:04,012
Blasphemy!
472
00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,990
I had high hopes for you, Mork.
473
00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:17,992
You're crazy.
474
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,925
Mork! Oh, what a relief.
475
00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:36,544
Mindy, I didn't want you
to find me here.
476
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,347
You know, I knew as soon as I
saw that Friends of Venus sign,
477
00:21:39,348 --> 00:21:40,349
I knew you'd be here.
478
00:21:40,849 --> 00:21:42,099
I want you
to come home with me now.
479
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,434
No, you don't.
480
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:46,887
You just say that
'cause you feel sorry for me.
481
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,389
Mork, I don't feel
sorry for you.
482
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:49,890
I feel sorry for me.
483
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:50,891
I don't understand.
484
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:51,892
When I'm not there,
485
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,311
you're free to do as you wish.
486
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,562
You have a home of your own.
487
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,397
No, what I have is an apartment.
488
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,398
It was only a home
489
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,784
when there was somebody in it
that I cared about.
490
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,069
Me?
491
00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:04,372
But I get in your way;
you told me so.
492
00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,207
Oh, I know, and I'm sorry.
493
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:09,210
I was blaming you because guys
stopped asking me out.
494
00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:10,711
And then
when one did ask me out...
495
00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:12,079
I know.
496
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,882
I made a real crimluckof myself.
497
00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:16,634
It was my fault.
498
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,918
Mork, I'm a woman,
499
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,805
and, and a woman just
sometimes needs to be held.
500
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:23,007
Mmm, that man Brad,
you wanted him to hold you.
501
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,809
Well, not him, necessarily.
502
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:27,812
I really didn't get a chance
to find out.
503
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,313
But yeah, every once in a while
504
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,183
a little hug really does help
get me through the day.
505
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,684
What's a hug?
506
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,487
Oh, you know, like...
507
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,490
Like...
508
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,991
like this?
509
00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:42,994
Yeah.
Oh.
510
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,998
Soft.
511
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:52,002
I can understand how
this keeps you going.
512
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:54,505
It's got me going, and I
don't even know what it is.
513
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:08,519
Mork calling Orson.
514
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,021
Come in, Orson.
515
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:15,026
( humming )
516
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,534
Mork calling Orson.
517
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,536
Orson...
518
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:30,541
♪ I am calling you-oo-oo... ♪
519
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,543
ORSON:
What a terrible connection.
520
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:35,413
Sounds like someone
stepped on a frenkle's tail.
521
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,914
Just me reporting from Earth.
522
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,332
And what words of wisdom
523
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,251
are you transmitting
across the universe today?
524
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,170
I learned
how to make a human happy.
525
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:46,424
I learned... how to give a hug.
526
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,758
And a hug is?
527
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:51,145
It's when you wrap your arms
around a human's body
528
00:23:51,146 --> 00:23:53,147
and squeeze.
529
00:23:53,148 --> 00:23:55,483
I thought that's what Earthlings
call wrestling.
530
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,935
No, in wrestling,
you squeeze a lot harder
531
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,937
until they sweat
and go "Arrgh!"
532
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:03,274
They don't sweat and go
( grunting ) when you hug them?
533
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,660
No, they just cuddle
and go "Ah!"
534
00:24:06,661 --> 00:24:08,078
Oh, hugging.
535
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,948
Amazing what pleases
the primitive tribes.
536
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,867
I'll never understand them.
537
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:13,869
But Orson?
538
00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:15,286
Yes?
539
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,754
It was good for me, too.
540
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,205
Mork!
541
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,590
Yes, Your Immenseness.
542
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:22,543
This is Mork, signing off
from Boulder, Colorado,
543
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,928
until next week.
544
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,764
Nanu-nanu.
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