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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:04,067 Twenty years. 2 00:01:04,275 --> 00:01:08,317 Twenty years of slaving away so my family wants for nothing. 3 00:01:10,025 --> 00:01:11,983 I never counted the hours. Why not? 4 00:01:12,192 --> 00:01:14,483 You tell me. Why not? 5 00:01:14,692 --> 00:01:18,650 Work to home, home to work... Not a single affair. 6 00:01:19,983 --> 00:01:22,442 I never moved an inch. Nothing! 7 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,650 I'm a model citizen. 8 00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:30,608 I don't smoke, seldom drink, 9 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,275 I recycle my waste... 10 00:01:33,483 --> 00:01:36,067 I even bought the Enfoirés album. 11 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:40,650 I say all this so you won't judge me by what you see. 12 00:01:43,025 --> 00:01:44,608 Yep, it's all my fault. 13 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:48,817 And it can happen to any one of us. 14 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,192 Anyone. 15 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,108 But I'd rather you judged that for yourself. 16 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,400 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 17 00:02:31,108 --> 00:02:32,858 {\an8}Mom, where are my flowery socks? 18 00:02:33,025 --> 00:02:34,650 {\an8}Second drawer! 19 00:02:54,692 --> 00:02:56,858 {\an8}Come and get it, kids! 20 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,733 Breakfast! 21 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:00,817 Quit yelling! 22 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:02,608 There you go, Jojo. 23 00:03:02,817 --> 00:03:04,692 - He's a real pain. - You too. 24 00:03:05,108 --> 00:03:07,567 Arthur keeps filching my Stan Smiths! 25 00:03:07,775 --> 00:03:09,567 Quit yelling, first thing! 26 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:11,608 You've got feet like Gollum! 27 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:12,692 I can't take it. 28 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:15,733 It can't be me, they wouldn't fit. 29 00:03:15,942 --> 00:03:17,442 Stop lying! 30 00:03:17,942 --> 00:03:20,733 So I'm a liar now? You two are always arguing! 31 00:03:20,942 --> 00:03:22,650 Give me my toast! 32 00:03:22,858 --> 00:03:24,775 Don't touch me, Maxime! 33 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:26,317 Are you quite done? 34 00:03:26,525 --> 00:03:28,442 Bon appétit, my darlings. 35 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,567 Honey, can you help me out with this contract? 36 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:34,817 No school for me, I'm going back to Auntie's wedding. 37 00:03:34,983 --> 00:03:37,025 Stop it, that was two weeks ago. 38 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:39,233 She'll remarry in a year or two! 39 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,317 Arthur, don't say that! 40 00:03:41,483 --> 00:03:43,733 It's true! I've been to two of her weddings. 41 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,067 When's the third? 42 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:47,025 Soon, Auntie's hot to trot. 43 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:48,400 What's "hot to trot"? 44 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:51,983 Honey? You explain it. 45 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:53,400 Hot to trot... 46 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,275 means you're in a big hurry. 47 00:03:56,442 --> 00:03:57,358 OK. 48 00:03:57,525 --> 00:03:58,650 You'll see to it? 49 00:03:58,817 --> 00:04:01,108 - Where's your company lawyer? - On vacation. 50 00:04:01,317 --> 00:04:02,692 Weren't you a lawyer? 51 00:04:02,858 --> 00:04:04,192 In another life. 52 00:04:04,358 --> 00:04:05,400 Why did you stop? 53 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:07,775 I got fed up of paunchy businessmen. 54 00:04:07,942 --> 00:04:09,942 I wanted to take care of Batman. 55 00:04:10,108 --> 00:04:11,733 Come on, hurry up. 56 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,650 Why, are you hot to trot? 57 00:04:13,817 --> 00:04:16,441 No, but I want you to be at school on time. 58 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,816 You've got 20 minutes. Come on! 59 00:04:19,483 --> 00:04:21,275 Have a nice day, Dad! 60 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:23,733 - You too, kids. - See you later! 61 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,692 Quit yelling! 62 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:30,067 You understand what he says? 63 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:32,108 Sure. Nah-nah-nah is easy. 64 00:04:32,525 --> 00:04:34,567 - Hi, Maria. - Hello! 65 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:38,025 Hello, Mr Antoine! Haven't seen you in ages. 66 00:04:38,192 --> 00:04:40,692 Which means I'm late. What happened to you? 67 00:04:40,858 --> 00:04:41,733 How so? 68 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:42,858 You're limping. 69 00:04:43,025 --> 00:04:44,317 I have a short leg. 70 00:04:44,483 --> 00:04:46,317 Yeah? Since when? 71 00:04:46,525 --> 00:04:49,358 I've had it since birth, Mr Antoine. 72 00:04:49,525 --> 00:04:50,942 Well, bravo! 73 00:04:51,108 --> 00:04:52,025 I didn't know. 74 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:56,025 Honey, she's worked for us for seven years. 75 00:04:57,192 --> 00:05:00,358 Remember to look at that contract. 76 00:05:02,108 --> 00:05:04,067 - What was that? - Nah-nah-nah! 77 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,858 I'll send you my invoice later. 78 00:05:07,025 --> 00:05:09,108 How about I pay you in kind? 79 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,483 Four kids all day? It'll cost a bomb. 80 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:13,067 Lucky you don't count me. 81 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:15,067 For you, it's free. 82 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,608 I love you. 83 00:05:19,692 --> 00:05:22,233 Siri, how long for me to get to work? 84 00:05:22,442 --> 00:05:26,317 Alright, Antoine, I'll calculate the time to your office. 85 00:05:26,942 --> 00:05:29,733 It will take you 25 minutes. 86 00:05:29,942 --> 00:05:30,817 Great! 87 00:05:30,983 --> 00:05:32,733 Have a nice day, Antoine. 88 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:39,275 Mom, not while I'm in the bathroom! 89 00:05:39,483 --> 00:05:40,817 Sorry, sorry. 90 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,858 Mom, I've got a headache, I can't go to school. 91 00:05:46,025 --> 00:05:49,358 Go down, I'll give you some meds. And feed the fish! 92 00:05:49,525 --> 00:05:51,983 - Yes, Mom! - I'll be right back, Jojo. 93 00:05:52,192 --> 00:05:54,108 Mom, where's the iPad? 94 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:55,858 - Coffee table. - Thanks! 95 00:05:56,025 --> 00:05:57,900 Mom, there's no hot water! 96 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,983 - Maria, I put a wash on. - Very well, ma'am. 97 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:03,775 I declared 30 hours for you this month. 98 00:06:03,942 --> 00:06:05,442 That's great, ma'am. 99 00:06:05,608 --> 00:06:08,400 Mom, there's nothing on the coffee table. 100 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:09,733 Maybe the sofa? 101 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:14,983 Here I come! 102 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,442 I'm throwing a bomb. 103 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:21,650 Here, young lady. 104 00:06:21,858 --> 00:06:24,650 You should have said to check the sideboard. 105 00:06:24,858 --> 00:06:27,775 If you can play video games, you can't be sick. 106 00:06:27,983 --> 00:06:28,983 I am a bit. 107 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:31,192 Mom, where's my schoolbag? 108 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,942 - I brought it down. - You should have said! 109 00:06:37,817 --> 00:06:41,150 - I never touch your Instagram. - Liar, I can tell! 110 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:42,775 So don't leave it open. 111 00:06:42,983 --> 00:06:45,525 - I don't! - You don't know anything. 112 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:47,108 Yes I do! 113 00:06:47,317 --> 00:06:50,817 I won't be back before lunch, I have to see a few people. 114 00:06:51,442 --> 00:06:53,858 See you later. Hurry, kids! 115 00:06:54,025 --> 00:06:55,275 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 116 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,400 Lovely car, Mr Mercier. 117 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,525 Oh no, not him. Not at 8.28am! 118 00:07:16,692 --> 00:07:17,650 About the AC. 119 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:21,025 48 of our workers want it turned down a notch. 120 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:25,275 Did you read the report on the dangers of overusing AC? 121 00:07:25,483 --> 00:07:26,775 I sent it to you. 122 00:07:26,942 --> 00:07:29,525 I had an email from Hélène Girard... 123 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,025 who has a persistent cough. 124 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:33,150 No need, thanks. 125 00:07:33,358 --> 00:07:36,067 It's important, we need to sort it out. 126 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:39,275 I wanted to give you my reassessment of days off 127 00:07:39,483 --> 00:07:42,983 when I got here at 7.58 on the dot but you weren't here 128 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,900 so I sent it by Intranet. 129 00:07:45,108 --> 00:07:49,400 Yes... Could you shift that rabbit? It's blocking the entrance. 130 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:50,358 Of course! 131 00:07:53,858 --> 00:07:56,067 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 132 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:58,650 - Hello, Mr Mercier. - Hello, Camille. 133 00:07:58,858 --> 00:08:00,942 - Hello, Christine. - Hello, Mr Mercier. 134 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:04,025 Tell Gaudin I want his proposals by lunch. 135 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,650 And Lacaze can use sales staff to set up his Karsher stand. 136 00:08:07,817 --> 00:08:09,150 Thanks, Christine. 137 00:08:09,317 --> 00:08:12,858 I need a conference call with Paris regarding regional strategy. 138 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:17,192 Write me a letter to the union rep, he keeps collaring me about the AC 139 00:08:17,358 --> 00:08:18,608 or water fountain. 140 00:08:18,817 --> 00:08:19,858 Didier Richaud. 141 00:08:20,025 --> 00:08:21,983 The one who goes on about Intranet. 142 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:24,692 - Yes, Didier Richaud! - Oh, Christine... 143 00:08:28,025 --> 00:08:31,982 Next time, lock the door when Chassagne's grandson comes. 144 00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:33,607 The mess he made! 145 00:08:33,775 --> 00:08:36,442 I know! Good thing you could replace the glass. 146 00:08:36,607 --> 00:08:38,317 - Good thing. - Your coffee. 147 00:08:38,482 --> 00:08:39,692 Thanks, Christine. 148 00:08:53,317 --> 00:08:54,317 There. 149 00:08:55,775 --> 00:08:59,025 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 150 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:11,567 It isn't even sunny! 151 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:13,150 Hello, Mr Dicaprio. 152 00:09:13,358 --> 00:09:14,483 Hello, girls. 153 00:09:18,108 --> 00:09:19,317 Ridiculous. 154 00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:21,817 I'm back! 155 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,275 Shit. 156 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,858 Barbecue this weekend? 157 00:09:29,317 --> 00:09:31,983 I'll tell you about our honeymoon! 158 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,233 Stop it, Maxime! 159 00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:38,650 You suck, Chloé! 160 00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:41,358 - Go play somewhere else! - Arthur's in love! 161 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:43,900 - It's smoky. - It's a barbecue! 162 00:09:44,108 --> 00:09:45,692 - Your wife's? - Yes, a hairdryer. 163 00:09:51,442 --> 00:09:52,733 Come on, Jojo! 164 00:09:53,108 --> 00:09:55,483 I love being on vacation. 165 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:58,775 After the honeymoon, I'm already planning another trip. 166 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:02,067 I know what my next destination is: Mikonos. 167 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:04,650 I saw a friend's Instagram photos. 168 00:10:04,817 --> 00:10:06,025 Looks am-az-ing! 169 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:08,358 We were meant to go. 170 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,067 We'd even booked it. 171 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:10,900 And? 172 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:14,358 I got pregnant with Arthur. 173 00:10:14,525 --> 00:10:18,108 Maxime! Antoine, stop him with that hose! 174 00:10:19,483 --> 00:10:20,775 Cut it out, Maxime! 175 00:10:20,942 --> 00:10:23,567 Come on, Jojo, one last spoonful for Mommy. 176 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:28,483 Well, I'd better get changed. 177 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:30,900 Oh yes, it was in 2007. 178 00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:34,608 No, 2007 was Ibiza! Don't you remember? 179 00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:37,900 I gatecrashed Pauline's trip. Then stole her boyfriend. 180 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:41,275 - Oh yes, the Hungarian. - No, the millionaire. 181 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,817 He threw that party for my 30th. 182 00:10:44,025 --> 00:10:46,483 No, I couldn't come, I was having Chloé. 183 00:10:47,983 --> 00:10:50,275 - Jimmy, that's it! - Kiki. 184 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,733 No, Jimmy, not Kiki. 185 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,442 - Did he say Kiki? - Yes. 186 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:56,192 Kiki means pee. 187 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:58,483 That's great that you asked. 188 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,108 Auntie couldn't know. I'll be right back. 189 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:06,692 Ah Jimmy, the king of the bedroom. 190 00:11:08,525 --> 00:11:10,858 - Off with you. - Kiki! 191 00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,275 Your Jojo is pretty well built. 192 00:11:15,817 --> 00:11:18,067 - You're mental! - It was an accident! 193 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:19,275 It really hurt. 194 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:21,775 Hey, Auntie, are you hot to trot? 195 00:11:21,983 --> 00:11:23,358 Enough! Now go. 196 00:11:23,525 --> 00:11:26,858 You'll be lucky to find a girl like me! 197 00:11:27,442 --> 00:11:30,483 Dad says to lay the table, it's almost ready. 198 00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:36,025 OK! 199 00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:38,817 Despite having four kids, 200 00:11:38,983 --> 00:11:43,067 and a crazy schedule, you never complain and we all benefit! 201 00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:44,400 Thanks. 202 00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:47,650 Plus all the work you do... Let's raise a glass 203 00:11:47,817 --> 00:11:49,317 to congratulate you. 204 00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:51,733 Antoine, bravo! 205 00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:54,025 The best chipolatas ever! 206 00:11:54,192 --> 00:11:56,983 And I'll raise a glass to the newlyweds. 207 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,942 There. And to my chipolatas! 208 00:12:00,358 --> 00:12:01,400 Bravo! 209 00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:03,900 Come on, everyone. 210 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,400 To the chipolatas! 211 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,692 Emma, why are you clapping? You're eating pasta. 212 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,567 - I want pasta too! - Quit yelling! 213 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:13,358 Slow sugars. She has a tennis match later, 214 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,983 to qualify for the regional Masters. 215 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,025 Wow! 216 00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:20,108 - We're focused on it, right, honey? - Sure, Dad. 217 00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:22,067 Why don't our kids do sport? 218 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:23,483 I do sport! 219 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:27,525 Chloé does dance, Maxime does judo, Arthur used to do basketball 220 00:12:27,692 --> 00:12:28,567 but gave up. 221 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:30,150 You did? And you let him? 222 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:34,608 That's a mistake. Emma wanted to quit tennis when she was 13. 223 00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:36,192 We kept her at it. 224 00:12:36,358 --> 00:12:39,025 She's all the happier for it. Right? 225 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:42,150 You're a happy girl, aren't you? 226 00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:45,358 See, honey? You put them in the wrong school. 227 00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:48,192 The right school is soooo important. 228 00:12:48,358 --> 00:12:50,817 School is so important. 229 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,942 I can't stand to be next to you! Arthur, switch places. 230 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,858 No, no. 231 00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:58,733 No? But that's my place. 232 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,442 Well, I'm here now. 233 00:13:00,608 --> 00:13:02,983 - Who do you think you are? - I'm your elder! 234 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,275 Are you kidding? 235 00:13:04,442 --> 00:13:07,858 Mom doesn't take Auntie's place every time she gets up. 236 00:13:08,025 --> 00:13:09,233 Now move! 237 00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:10,858 In your dreams! 238 00:13:11,483 --> 00:13:13,108 Eat up the chipolatas. 239 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,567 What did you say? 240 00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:17,567 Being an elder brother doesn't give him rights. 241 00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:20,483 I'm not the eldest, Audrey is the big sister. 242 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,150 You look much older, Mom! 243 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,442 Are you crazy?! 244 00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,275 Honestly! 245 00:13:41,775 --> 00:13:44,983 - What are you doing? - I thought we wanted to make love. 246 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,442 "We"? 247 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,608 Something wrong, honey? 248 00:13:56,817 --> 00:13:59,692 I can tell you need a massage. 249 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:00,983 No, I'm fine. 250 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,608 I'm just tired. 251 00:14:02,817 --> 00:14:03,692 She's tired. 252 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:12,400 Something wrong? 253 00:14:14,775 --> 00:14:16,567 My love, what's the matter? 254 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,192 Why do I look older than my sister? 255 00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:26,525 So that's it! Skip it, kids talk garbage. 256 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:30,608 Your sister's just tanned, so obviously, she... 257 00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:32,275 Why aren't I tanned? 258 00:14:33,317 --> 00:14:35,775 That's to do with... 259 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:39,442 pigmentation. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 260 00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:42,192 I'm not tanned because instead of vacationing, 261 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,817 I make breakfast, dinner, 262 00:14:45,025 --> 00:14:46,983 change Joseph seven times a day, 263 00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:49,650 run around for you all, 264 00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:52,483 do the kids' homework, then at night, 265 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:56,192 put on sexy nightwear so my husband has the hots for me. 266 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,400 Well... 267 00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:01,817 That works extremely well, let me tell you. 268 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,358 I want a standing ovation too! 269 00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:06,358 Is that what annoyed you? 270 00:15:06,525 --> 00:15:07,442 Is it? 271 00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:11,817 The applause was for us, for our hospitality. For you too. 272 00:15:11,983 --> 00:15:13,608 Especially your kebabs. 273 00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:15,692 Chipolatas, not kebabs. 274 00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:18,567 Much more difficult to do. 275 00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:20,442 And mine were very tender. 276 00:15:22,192 --> 00:15:23,358 Unlike you. 277 00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:27,233 I don't know what's wrong with you but it isn't my fault. 278 00:15:29,983 --> 00:15:32,567 So... good night. 279 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,817 See you tomorrow. 280 00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:40,442 I'm sick of having no time for myself, like my sister has. 281 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:43,650 For me, it's the kids, always the kids... 282 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:44,733 Oh come on. 283 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:49,150 Once you've dropped them at school, you've got all day. 284 00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:52,317 - Are you serious? - It's a question of organization. 285 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:55,567 You're home by 9am at the latest. 286 00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:58,525 You've got till 5pm to do whatever you like. 287 00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:00,608 - Right? - 4.30. 288 00:16:00,775 --> 00:16:03,150 OK, 4.30. 289 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:05,567 Meanwhile, where am I all day? 290 00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:07,775 At the office, much less fun. 291 00:16:07,942 --> 00:16:09,317 But I don't complain. 292 00:16:09,775 --> 00:16:12,900 I can pick the bread up if it makes things easier. 293 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:19,733 Frankly I'd swap places with you in a heartbeat. 294 00:16:21,192 --> 00:16:22,233 Really? 295 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,858 You want to swap places? 296 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:28,108 Of course. 297 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:29,442 Fine. 298 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,650 Good night, honey. 299 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,983 They want to try clothing. 300 00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:49,108 That's interesting, Dicaprio. Produced where? 301 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,483 Good question, Mr Chassagne. 302 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:53,817 Bangladesh. Guess why. 303 00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:56,108 To minimize costs, of course. 304 00:16:56,317 --> 00:16:58,900 - Is Sarah well? - Fine, she sends her best. 305 00:16:59,108 --> 00:17:02,608 How's that little scoundrel, your grandson? 306 00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:05,025 In hospital. Bronchiolitis. 307 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,483 - Mr Chassagne. - A problem? 308 00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:12,275 It's the cleaner we hired two weeks ago. 309 00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:14,275 What did she steal? 310 00:17:14,441 --> 00:17:16,358 Some wing nuts, sir. 311 00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:18,441 Wing nuts, François. 312 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:19,816 Did she take many? 313 00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:21,066 Four. 314 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,775 A box of six costs 3.45 euros, so the value is 2 euros. 315 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,441 2.30 euros. 316 00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:30,692 Well, with the right kind of warning... 317 00:17:30,858 --> 00:17:34,983 Excuse me, I know HR is your department 318 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,733 but this calls for zero tolerance. 319 00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:42,317 She's young, if we don't come down hard, she'll do it again. 320 00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:44,775 Today, four wing nuts. What next? 321 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:49,108 25 cubic meters of mortar? Is that what you want, Antoine? 322 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:53,233 No, when I say "warning", I intend to take measures. 323 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,775 Maybe a two-day suspension. 324 00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,525 Two? Four, I say! 325 00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:59,650 With no pay. Mr Chassagne? 326 00:17:59,858 --> 00:18:00,817 Perfect! 327 00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:03,442 One week, without pay. 328 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,817 - And deduct the cost of 100 wing nuts. - That's better! 329 00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:10,233 500! And suspend her for a month. 330 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,442 Two months and 1000 nuts. 331 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,983 2000. And a 3-month suspension. 332 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,942 3500 nuts. 333 00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:18,275 - 10,000. - 20,000. 334 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,275 50,000 nuts! 335 00:18:19,442 --> 00:18:20,858 - 75,000. - 100,000! 336 00:18:21,025 --> 00:18:24,233 Impossible, that's more than our complete stock! 337 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,942 Let's be sensible. 338 00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:29,650 Antoine, don't beat about the bush, just fire her. 339 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,608 Assume your responsibilities, be a man! 340 00:18:33,775 --> 00:18:37,442 It's tough but we have no choice. It's her or us. 341 00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:39,567 - Her or us. - Of course. 342 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,775 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 343 00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:46,317 Say, Dicaprio, are you any relation to the actor? 344 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,192 We share a few Sicilian cousins. 345 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,233 - There's a family resemblance. - So I'm told! 346 00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:57,817 He's a typical know-all, who never listens. 347 00:18:57,983 --> 00:18:59,400 You could slap him. 348 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:02,317 Forget work, honey, it'll do you good. 349 00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:05,233 Yes, yes, you're right. 350 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,858 Good day, kids? 351 00:19:07,025 --> 00:19:10,192 No, Griezmann was injured playing for Barça. 352 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,650 Doesn't he play for France? 353 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,525 His club is Barcelona. 354 00:19:13,692 --> 00:19:14,608 It's not hard! 355 00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:17,775 Since we're all here, I have an announcement. 356 00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:18,983 Football's crap. 357 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,192 You still like Mbappé on Instagram! 358 00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:24,650 I'm going to Mikonos, for ten days. 359 00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:27,025 He boasts about being called Dicaprio. 360 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,358 They have shared cousins. 361 00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:32,025 In Sardinia. Or is it Sicily? 362 00:19:33,192 --> 00:19:35,900 Well, don't say I didn't tell you. 363 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,275 Yes... it's Sicily. 364 00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:39,817 Is there any dessert? 365 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,733 Mom? What's for dessert? 366 00:19:44,108 --> 00:19:48,608 So four people deny it but you insist that you told us! 367 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:50,775 I just can't believe it! 368 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,608 It's just for a few days. You went to Scotland a while back. 369 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:57,983 Don't mix things up. 370 00:19:58,192 --> 00:20:01,483 Paul and I went salmon fishing but it was a seminar. 371 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,983 Totally different. 372 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,525 And you didn't even bring a kilt back. 373 00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:09,025 Pity. 374 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,400 You could have worn it with nothing underneath. 375 00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:13,983 Don't, it isn't funny. 376 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:17,525 There is no "nothing underneath". Where are you going? 377 00:20:17,692 --> 00:20:22,525 Mikonos... I always wanted to visit the Cyclades with Audrey. 378 00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:24,692 The Cyclades, yeah. 379 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:27,692 No. 380 00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:31,317 - You're all tense. -Yes, I'm tense! 381 00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:33,108 You know I want the GM job. 382 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,025 You ditch me just as Tom Cruise is moving in! 383 00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:37,317 It's not cool. 384 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,442 It's just ten days, honey. 385 00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:42,775 Your promotion comes up in six months. 386 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,275 How am I going to manage? 387 00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:48,733 You wanted to be in my shoes, so enjoy it. 388 00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:50,525 Free from 9 till 5. 389 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:54,983 4.30. 390 00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:06,983 It's all here. Collect Maxime, drop him at judo with Camille. 391 00:21:07,192 --> 00:21:10,192 Then take Joseph for his DT-Polio booster 392 00:21:10,358 --> 00:21:12,900 before picking up Chloé and Anna. 393 00:21:13,108 --> 00:21:15,817 Maxime will be waiting for you at Léon's. 394 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:19,233 Remember to take Anna to her grandma's, near the bookshop 395 00:21:19,442 --> 00:21:21,567 that stocks the manual Arthur needs. 396 00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:23,817 Evening meals are in the fridge. 397 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:27,400 That was Monday, which is a quiet day. 398 00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:28,483 Now Tuesday... 399 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,150 Antoine, what's wrong? 400 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,942 No, I'm fine, it's just... 401 00:21:35,108 --> 00:21:37,650 I'm just wondering what to tell the kids. 402 00:21:37,858 --> 00:21:39,275 They won't take it well. 403 00:21:39,442 --> 00:21:40,442 Seriously... 404 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,067 - Bye, my love. - Enjoy your trip! 405 00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:45,275 Yes, ten days! 406 00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:48,233 Mom, can I have a party? 407 00:21:48,442 --> 00:21:49,775 Ask your dad. 408 00:21:49,983 --> 00:21:51,400 We're on. 409 00:21:51,608 --> 00:21:52,525 I said no! 410 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:55,608 Saturday night? Relax, he'll say yes. 411 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,400 I can hear you, I said no! 412 00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:01,025 Saturday's perfect. So... Yeah, great. 413 00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:04,233 The Greeks are small, not like Nikos. 414 00:22:04,442 --> 00:22:05,358 Max? 415 00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:09,817 My love, my darling. 416 00:22:10,983 --> 00:22:12,025 You can't go, Mom. 417 00:22:12,192 --> 00:22:15,025 Not ten days, ten minutes, or even ten seconds. 418 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,358 Why not, honey? 419 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:20,358 It's like a clock. With no pedals, it won't work. 420 00:22:20,525 --> 00:22:21,733 - Pedals? - Yes! 421 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,150 The pendulum! 422 00:22:23,317 --> 00:22:25,067 Can I have a drone anyway? 423 00:22:25,983 --> 00:22:26,858 Yes! 424 00:22:27,317 --> 00:22:29,358 This vacation will do you good. 425 00:22:30,108 --> 00:22:31,150 Mom's leaving! 426 00:22:32,108 --> 00:22:34,442 I'll add you to the moms' WhatsApp group. 427 00:22:34,650 --> 00:22:35,650 No need. 428 00:22:35,817 --> 00:22:37,817 - Plus the judo group... - No, no. 429 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,775 I'll do the rest in the cab. 430 00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:42,525 - Bye, Mom. - Goodbye. 431 00:22:43,358 --> 00:22:44,608 Goodbye, Mom. 432 00:22:46,192 --> 00:22:47,108 Bye, Mom. 433 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:49,150 Jojo! 434 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:55,525 I'm going on a trip. 435 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,108 I love you. 436 00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:06,275 I love you too. 437 00:23:06,442 --> 00:23:07,983 Enjoy yourself. 438 00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:11,942 I love you. 439 00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:17,650 Help, moms, I need the poem they had to learn... 440 00:23:17,858 --> 00:23:20,358 - When is the maths test? - Thursday, last Geography class... 441 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:33,900 Kiki! 442 00:23:36,608 --> 00:23:37,483 Oh no! 443 00:23:37,692 --> 00:23:38,650 Kiki! 444 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,817 You're a big boy now, you can let me know! 445 00:23:44,025 --> 00:23:45,275 Damn! 446 00:23:45,483 --> 00:23:47,233 - You did that? - No, you did! 447 00:23:47,442 --> 00:23:49,608 - I didn't cut holes in your T-shirt! - He said you did! 448 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:51,358 - It's you, then! - No! 449 00:23:51,525 --> 00:23:54,483 Then why is there no holes in his T-shirt? 450 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,650 Bang-bang, come on! 451 00:23:58,067 --> 00:24:01,942 What's the matter now? You're dead! What are you going to do? 452 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,650 Ooh, a machine gun! 453 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,608 Dad, mind the zombies! 454 00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:08,858 - Maxime... - Boom, you're dead! 455 00:24:09,858 --> 00:24:11,650 Gimme a potion. 456 00:24:11,858 --> 00:24:13,817 - Tidy up afterwards. - Tidy up?! 457 00:24:24,025 --> 00:24:25,567 What are you doing? 458 00:24:29,608 --> 00:24:31,108 Go get dressed! 459 00:24:31,942 --> 00:24:33,733 Get up, boys, we're late. 460 00:24:33,942 --> 00:24:37,150 Come on, get up. Get dressed, kids. 461 00:24:37,775 --> 00:24:40,567 Breakfast, a pee, and off we go. 462 00:24:42,025 --> 00:24:44,525 We leave in 40 minutes, starting now. Ouch! 463 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,608 Quick, get dressed, I said. 464 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,233 So where's breakfast? 465 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,400 Chill, the coffee and toasts are on. 466 00:25:04,567 --> 00:25:05,567 Ah, great. 467 00:25:14,525 --> 00:25:16,692 Great! Just throw everything. 468 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,400 Could you...? No. 469 00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:26,525 - What time does school start? - 8.45. 470 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,525 Perfect... Fuck! 471 00:25:35,775 --> 00:25:38,483 - Was it on max? - Dunno, I just put bread in. 472 00:25:39,442 --> 00:25:40,317 Oh no! 473 00:25:48,692 --> 00:25:50,567 What did you do with the coffee? 474 00:25:51,108 --> 00:25:53,192 I put coffee and water in. 475 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,858 Into the same vessel? 476 00:25:56,317 --> 00:25:57,817 Do you ever make breakfast? 477 00:25:58,483 --> 00:26:00,358 No, Mom usually does it. 478 00:26:01,108 --> 00:26:03,067 What's going on?! 479 00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:05,442 Come on, boys, get up! 480 00:26:13,150 --> 00:26:16,067 I don't get it, when Mom says get to it, you do. 481 00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:17,275 Your mom? 482 00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:21,275 Don't act smart, just get up. Come on! 483 00:26:21,442 --> 00:26:24,650 On with a T-shirt, off with the crocodile suit. 484 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,483 It's a dinosaur, not a crocodile. 485 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:30,567 Come on, hurry. There you go. 486 00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:31,858 Help me out here! 487 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:35,608 You finish off. See you in the kitchen, we're late. 488 00:26:36,525 --> 00:26:37,525 Move it! 489 00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:48,942 From now on, it's a single menu. 490 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,233 - That's breakfast. - But my eggs? 491 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,817 - My Nutella? - My melba toast? 492 00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:01,400 What's that smell? 493 00:27:02,775 --> 00:27:05,525 "Gnagna"? Is that like Kiki, only bigger? 494 00:27:09,983 --> 00:27:11,567 That's one big Gnagna. 495 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,275 - Quit yelling! - You're yelling too! 496 00:27:16,483 --> 00:27:18,608 Don't act smart, you took my Stan Smiths! 497 00:27:18,817 --> 00:27:20,692 Quit saying that! 498 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:23,317 Come on, hurry up, kids! 499 00:27:23,525 --> 00:27:25,400 - Last one in the car is a loser! - Shut up! 500 00:27:29,317 --> 00:27:31,067 You're not funny, Arthur! 501 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,567 Neither are you. Hello, Maria! 502 00:27:32,775 --> 00:27:35,483 - Have a good day, kids! - You too, Maria! 503 00:27:38,108 --> 00:27:40,192 - Hello, Mr Antoine! - Maria. 504 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:42,275 Hi, are you better? Anyway... 505 00:27:42,483 --> 00:27:45,567 Say, Maria, could you come every day this week? 506 00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:48,275 Sure, you just need to tell the CESU. 507 00:27:48,442 --> 00:27:49,983 CESU? What's that? 508 00:27:50,192 --> 00:27:52,400 My employment services contract. 509 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:54,775 Ah, that, OK. 510 00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:58,233 Don't worry, I do contracts all day. 511 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,108 - So, every day? - Yes. 512 00:28:01,025 --> 00:28:03,483 No need to tell Isabelle. 513 00:28:04,025 --> 00:28:05,483 I'll tell her myself. 514 00:28:06,942 --> 00:28:09,025 - OK, Mr Antoine! - Can I get past? 515 00:28:10,358 --> 00:28:12,067 Have a nice day. 516 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:14,358 Into the car, kids, quick! 517 00:28:18,983 --> 00:28:21,858 - New username. - What would you like me to call you? 518 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:23,067 Big Pee-pee! 519 00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:25,567 Got it. Your new username is Big Pee-pee. 520 00:28:25,775 --> 00:28:27,650 I'll tell Dad you changed it. 521 00:28:27,858 --> 00:28:29,650 I'll tell Mom you broke her vase. 522 00:28:29,858 --> 00:28:30,817 You ripped her coat. 523 00:28:31,025 --> 00:28:32,858 You drew a moustache on the photo of Maria. 524 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:35,317 - You flushed her necklace! - You microwaved the hamster. 525 00:28:35,525 --> 00:28:36,692 You peed in Gran's handbag. 526 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,608 Maxime swam in the aquarium. 527 00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:40,567 What? You did? 528 00:28:40,775 --> 00:28:41,858 I did not! 529 00:28:42,067 --> 00:28:43,192 You're such a liar. 530 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,483 Here's Dad. 531 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:47,733 Has anyone seen my phone? 532 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,525 - Here, Dad. - Thanks, son. 533 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:53,900 Here, Chloé. 534 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:56,858 Hey, careful! 535 00:28:57,067 --> 00:28:58,775 All fastened in? 536 00:29:13,858 --> 00:29:15,275 - Turn here. - Left or right? 537 00:29:15,483 --> 00:29:16,775 - Straight ahead. - Sure? 538 00:29:16,983 --> 00:29:17,942 Turn! 539 00:29:18,108 --> 00:29:19,275 - Where? - Right! 540 00:29:19,442 --> 00:29:20,942 No, it's straight on. 541 00:29:21,108 --> 00:29:23,608 - Maybe it was left. - I'll turn round. 542 00:29:24,608 --> 00:29:25,525 Asshole! 543 00:29:25,692 --> 00:29:28,233 I'm taking my kids to school. 544 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,900 "Pins Way"! 545 00:29:31,483 --> 00:29:33,650 Pines Way, not Pins. 546 00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:36,983 I can't believe you don't know the way to school. 547 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,567 Well, neither do you! 548 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,483 You go every day. 549 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:43,442 Mom takes us, we sleep on the way. 550 00:29:43,608 --> 00:29:46,150 - What's the school called? - Jean Honorat! 551 00:29:46,358 --> 00:29:47,817 OK, I knew that. 552 00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:50,400 I was just testing. 553 00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:52,983 Guide me to the Jean Honorat school. 554 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:57,358 OK, Big Pee-pee, I'll take you to the Jean Honorat school. 555 00:29:58,858 --> 00:30:01,108 Did you do that? Well, fix it. 556 00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:03,817 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 557 00:30:04,025 --> 00:30:05,775 OK, I've understood! 558 00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:08,650 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 559 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,858 All the bears go up the stairs 560 00:30:14,025 --> 00:30:18,942 The elevator needs repairs 561 00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:22,483 Up... one step! 562 00:30:22,942 --> 00:30:24,942 Up... two steps! 563 00:30:25,442 --> 00:30:28,317 The bears are all tired out! 564 00:30:28,483 --> 00:30:31,108 Great, Dad has to go now. 565 00:30:31,275 --> 00:30:35,650 All the bears go up the stairs! 566 00:30:35,858 --> 00:30:39,817 The elevator need repairs 567 00:30:41,817 --> 00:30:43,900 Up... one step! 568 00:30:44,358 --> 00:30:46,900 Up... two steps! 569 00:30:47,108 --> 00:30:49,400 Up... three steps! 570 00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:52,733 The bears are all tired out! 571 00:30:52,942 --> 00:30:56,150 Excuse me, are we nearly done? I have to go. 572 00:30:56,317 --> 00:30:57,900 Jojo, say goodbye to Dad? 573 00:30:58,608 --> 00:30:59,525 No. 574 00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:01,733 It's your child's decision. 575 00:31:02,108 --> 00:31:07,817 All the bears go up the stairs! 576 00:31:07,983 --> 00:31:13,442 The elevator need repairs 577 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:16,317 Up... one step! 578 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:19,067 Up... two steps! 579 00:31:19,275 --> 00:31:21,817 Up... three steps! 580 00:31:22,025 --> 00:31:24,608 Up... four steps! 581 00:31:24,817 --> 00:31:28,108 The bears are all tired out! 582 00:31:28,567 --> 00:31:30,775 Up... nineteen steps! 583 00:31:30,983 --> 00:31:33,525 Up... twenty steps! 584 00:31:33,733 --> 00:31:36,942 The bears made it all the way! 585 00:31:39,025 --> 00:31:39,900 Right. 586 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,775 Jojo, Daddy has to go to work now. 587 00:31:43,942 --> 00:31:44,817 No. 588 00:31:44,983 --> 00:31:47,317 No, like the lady said, it's finished. 589 00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:49,733 It's important that it comes from him. 590 00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:52,858 So what now? Shall we do some jigsaws? 591 00:31:53,025 --> 00:31:55,567 Did he really fight with a bear? 592 00:31:55,775 --> 00:31:57,858 That's so brave. Which movie was it? 593 00:31:58,067 --> 00:32:02,150 The Revenant. But he's used to fighting bears. 594 00:32:02,358 --> 00:32:03,317 What an actor! 595 00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:05,483 To me he's just a cousin. 596 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,275 Here, let me get these. 597 00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:11,858 Mercier, where were you? We looked everywhere. 598 00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:14,358 I had a small problem. 599 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:19,567 My wife is away for a few days. I had to drop the kids off. 600 00:32:19,775 --> 00:32:23,275 Louise and I have found an amazing nanny for the twins. 601 00:32:25,650 --> 00:32:28,150 A Filipina. She lives with us. 602 00:32:28,317 --> 00:32:31,442 It's like she isn't there. Such a discreet people. 603 00:32:32,108 --> 00:32:33,525 And good value too. 604 00:32:37,942 --> 00:32:41,150 You didn't put enough in. Hope it takes notes! 605 00:32:41,358 --> 00:32:42,817 Wait, stand back... 606 00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:52,192 There you go. 607 00:32:54,108 --> 00:32:55,983 No, it doesn't take notes 608 00:32:56,150 --> 00:32:58,025 but it takes a kicking. 609 00:33:11,608 --> 00:33:13,317 Sure you're alright, Mercier? 610 00:33:13,483 --> 00:33:15,942 - You need a vacation. - No, I'm fine. 611 00:33:16,108 --> 00:33:19,275 Dicaprio is right, your wife's away, stay with the kids. 612 00:33:19,442 --> 00:33:20,983 I can handle it, sir. 613 00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:23,817 It's quiet right now, get some rest. 614 00:33:23,983 --> 00:33:25,483 It'll pep you up. 615 00:33:25,650 --> 00:33:29,025 We need Antoine on top form! Right, Mr Chassagne? 616 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,275 Absolutely. 617 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:32,733 There. 618 00:33:33,317 --> 00:33:36,067 Take a few days, it'll do you good. 619 00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:37,608 I insist. 620 00:33:41,858 --> 00:33:43,983 Wasn't he in Legends of the Fall? 621 00:33:44,192 --> 00:33:45,900 No, that was Brad Pitt. 622 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:46,983 He's good too. 623 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,525 - But not as good. - True. 624 00:33:52,692 --> 00:33:55,025 All the bears go up the stairs... 625 00:33:57,692 --> 00:33:59,608 Any idea for the teacher's birthday gift? 626 00:33:59,817 --> 00:34:01,233 How about a dick? 627 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:11,567 Hello, Mr Antoine! 628 00:34:15,733 --> 00:34:18,317 - Elise, such good ideas... - Anything else? 629 00:34:37,483 --> 00:34:41,192 - Did you take her home from hospital? - Yes, like I told you. 630 00:34:43,067 --> 00:34:45,233 Did you cut off her long or short leg? 631 00:34:45,442 --> 00:34:48,358 Neither leg was cut off, she's fine now. 632 00:34:48,525 --> 00:34:50,483 Maybe they're the same length now! 633 00:34:50,692 --> 00:34:51,567 Exactly! 634 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:53,858 Are you OK, boys? 635 00:34:55,525 --> 00:34:57,525 - What was that? - He wants to draw. 636 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,733 No "Kiki" or "Gnagna", then. Wait. 637 00:35:01,775 --> 00:35:03,442 You're going to draw. 638 00:35:03,650 --> 00:35:06,067 Do it here, on the paper, 639 00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:08,567 not on the table or the wall. 640 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:12,108 Dad, don't forget about me. 641 00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:13,650 What? Oh yes. 642 00:35:13,858 --> 00:35:17,067 Ask me for anything: the moon, maybe not a scooter. 643 00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:21,150 Anything but the family record book. Not now. 644 00:35:21,692 --> 00:35:22,817 Ask your mother. 645 00:35:22,983 --> 00:35:25,192 - What time was I born? - In the night. 646 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:27,525 But I need the exact time! 647 00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:28,650 What for? 648 00:35:28,817 --> 00:35:31,525 My astrology study with my history teacher. 649 00:35:31,692 --> 00:35:34,567 - Who is he, Paco Rabanne? - Dad! 650 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,525 9.22. There. 651 00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:40,067 You were born at exactly 9.22pm. 652 00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:42,858 You're making it up. 653 00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:46,858 Maxime! Shit. 654 00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:51,650 Maxime! 655 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:55,025 Maxime, please. 656 00:35:55,942 --> 00:35:58,067 - Max, open up. - What do you want? 657 00:35:58,233 --> 00:35:59,858 - Your brother. - Maxime isn't here. 658 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,817 You're not usually home till 7. 659 00:36:01,983 --> 00:36:03,442 Why are you naked? 660 00:36:03,650 --> 00:36:05,983 I'm not. I'm revising biology. 661 00:36:06,192 --> 00:36:08,400 Biology? Are your teachers all crazy? 662 00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:10,650 Maxime! 663 00:36:11,733 --> 00:36:12,733 Maxime! 664 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,400 Maxime! 665 00:36:22,692 --> 00:36:24,442 No, what's that? 666 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,608 Are you crazy? It's insecticide! 667 00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:28,900 - We're playing! - Not with that... 668 00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:31,525 Go play with something else! 669 00:36:37,525 --> 00:36:39,067 Fuck, that stings. 670 00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:48,358 That wasn't us! 671 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:52,817 I don't get it. It says right here: dance. 672 00:36:54,317 --> 00:36:57,567 You collect Joseph, then Maxime and Thomas from football, 673 00:36:57,775 --> 00:36:59,775 then take Chloé to dance class. 674 00:36:59,983 --> 00:37:03,275 Plus you came home at 7, not 6. Next time, warn me. 675 00:37:03,483 --> 00:37:05,067 Plus I love dance class! 676 00:37:05,233 --> 00:37:06,317 Why didn't you say? 677 00:37:06,483 --> 00:37:08,192 I didn't know it was Tuesday! 678 00:37:08,817 --> 00:37:10,483 I've missed my appraisal. 679 00:37:11,192 --> 00:37:13,150 - What do you want, Thomas? - I'm not Thomas! 680 00:37:13,317 --> 00:37:14,900 Not Thomas? 681 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,567 No, Dad, he's Léon. 682 00:37:16,733 --> 00:37:18,608 Thomas is fat with red hair. 683 00:37:19,483 --> 00:37:20,525 Oh shit. 684 00:37:33,275 --> 00:37:35,650 It's not really red hair. But he's big. 685 00:37:47,858 --> 00:37:49,192 Alright, Thomas? 686 00:37:49,608 --> 00:37:50,525 Yeah. 687 00:37:50,692 --> 00:37:52,275 What's your address again? 688 00:37:52,442 --> 00:37:53,733 227 Pines Way. 689 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,942 You mean Pins Way? 690 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,608 No, it's pronounced "pines". 691 00:37:58,775 --> 00:38:00,108 OK. 692 00:38:01,775 --> 00:38:04,817 Take me to 227 Pines Way. 693 00:38:05,025 --> 00:38:09,650 Antoine Lousy Pants, calculating the route to Spines Way. 694 00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:39,233 Dad? 695 00:39:46,608 --> 00:39:47,525 Dad. 696 00:39:49,817 --> 00:39:51,775 Go to bed, you're tired. 697 00:39:51,942 --> 00:39:53,608 Same applies to you. 698 00:39:53,775 --> 00:39:55,442 Yes, but I'm tidying up. 699 00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:57,233 Sure you are. 700 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,525 No school?! 701 00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:03,275 It's Inset Day. 702 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:04,775 So you're on strike? 703 00:40:04,942 --> 00:40:06,108 We're not on strike! 704 00:40:06,317 --> 00:40:09,900 We work with other professionals to develop our pedagogy. 705 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:12,067 The poster has been up for weeks. 706 00:40:14,192 --> 00:40:18,108 Who has time to read that on their way to work? 707 00:40:18,275 --> 00:40:20,317 - Calm down, sir. - No, I will not! 708 00:40:20,483 --> 00:40:23,567 What with all the homework, notes to sign, 709 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:26,192 absent teachers, amended timetables... 710 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,108 Now it's Inset Day? 711 00:40:28,317 --> 00:40:31,067 Madam, we're not here for your benefit! 712 00:40:31,275 --> 00:40:33,900 No arguments, take my children! 713 00:40:34,067 --> 00:40:35,275 There! 714 00:40:35,442 --> 00:40:37,733 Right, I've heard enough. 715 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:43,317 Please, ma'am. 716 00:40:46,442 --> 00:40:48,942 Forgive me, I got carried away. 717 00:40:49,983 --> 00:40:53,358 I'm sure you do a wonderful job but... 718 00:40:54,358 --> 00:40:55,942 My wife is away... 719 00:40:56,567 --> 00:40:58,900 and I'm a little overworked. 720 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:02,942 I'd like to go to the movies, or watch TV. 721 00:41:03,525 --> 00:41:06,108 They're lovely, they won't bother you. 722 00:41:07,275 --> 00:41:08,400 Ma'am... 723 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,567 Please... 724 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,025 Kids. 725 00:41:14,775 --> 00:41:17,025 - Overworked? - A little. 726 00:41:17,192 --> 00:41:20,025 No one asked you to have four kids. Not me. 727 00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:22,067 I wanted to teach kids, 728 00:41:22,275 --> 00:41:24,567 instead I have to deal with nutjobs! 729 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:28,442 Care to see a photo of me when I started out? 730 00:41:28,608 --> 00:41:31,317 Fresh, smart, killer looks, 56 kilos... 731 00:41:31,483 --> 00:41:32,858 I barely needed makeup. 732 00:41:33,025 --> 00:41:36,608 Sorry you're "a little overworked" because Madam is away. 733 00:41:36,817 --> 00:41:39,608 I really couldn't care less. Have a nice day! 734 00:41:48,442 --> 00:41:49,608 Ah, good. 735 00:41:52,442 --> 00:41:54,817 Hello, sir, hello, Joseph. 736 00:41:54,983 --> 00:41:56,317 Thank God you're here. 737 00:41:56,817 --> 00:41:59,733 For pity's sake, take him for a few hours. 738 00:41:59,942 --> 00:42:02,400 I'll pay anything, just take him. 739 00:42:02,983 --> 00:42:04,358 Sure we'll take him. 740 00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:06,858 Why would we turn Jojo away? 741 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:09,483 It isn't Inset Day? 742 00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,150 No, that's next week. 743 00:42:12,567 --> 00:42:16,150 All the bears are not on strike today... 744 00:42:16,317 --> 00:42:17,650 All the bears... 745 00:42:22,733 --> 00:42:24,067 Alright, kids? 746 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,108 Yes, we're fine, Dad. 747 00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:28,108 Well, that's good. 748 00:42:28,567 --> 00:42:31,483 It's not so hard, you just need to get organized. 749 00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:42,108 What are you doing?! 750 00:42:42,275 --> 00:42:43,858 Chloé said I could. 751 00:42:44,025 --> 00:42:46,275 - What is this, Mikonos? - It's cool! 752 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:50,275 How are you, my loves? 753 00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:51,358 Hi, Mom! 754 00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:52,608 Is everything OK? 755 00:42:52,817 --> 00:42:54,108 Guess what Maxime did. 756 00:42:54,317 --> 00:42:56,108 Everything's fine, honey. 757 00:42:56,275 --> 00:42:57,150 Good. 758 00:42:57,317 --> 00:42:59,358 Jojo had his booster? 759 00:42:59,525 --> 00:43:02,483 - His...? - For DT-Polio. He wasn't sick? 760 00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:07,025 He was fine! Tell us what you've been up to, honey. 761 00:43:07,192 --> 00:43:08,608 Are you enjoying it? 762 00:43:08,775 --> 00:43:12,442 Great! I miss you all, I had to see you before going to sea. 763 00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:15,233 For how long? 764 00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:17,692 Three days! To visit a few islands. 765 00:43:17,858 --> 00:43:20,108 It's amazing but I'll be off network. 766 00:43:20,275 --> 00:43:22,108 Hey, how are you, kids? 767 00:43:22,275 --> 00:43:23,400 Hi, Auntie! 768 00:43:23,608 --> 00:43:26,400 Call Chloé so I can say hello. 769 00:43:26,567 --> 00:43:29,775 Chloé, hurry, your mom's about to sail round the world! 770 00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:30,942 I can't! 771 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,567 Tell me about your dance appraisal. 772 00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:34,608 But I can't! 773 00:43:34,817 --> 00:43:36,775 Skip it if you're in a hurry. 774 00:43:36,942 --> 00:43:39,650 We'd better go, Nikos is waiting on the boat. 775 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:43,233 I'll be off. Take care, I love you all, see you soon. 776 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,858 Me too, Jojo! 777 00:43:45,025 --> 00:43:47,025 I love you lots and lots! 778 00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:49,483 - Bye, Mom! - Bye, Mom. 779 00:43:49,983 --> 00:43:51,233 Who's Nikos? 780 00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:55,442 "I'm going sailing with Nikos"! 781 00:44:11,025 --> 00:44:13,567 - Yes, Paul. - Wait till you hear. 782 00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:15,775 Chassagne is announcing his successor. 783 00:44:15,942 --> 00:44:19,192 What?! That's not for another six months! 784 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,442 - It's the Wolf of Wall Street! - Who? 785 00:44:21,608 --> 00:44:24,775 Dicaprio. That's what we call him at the warehouse. 786 00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:28,400 - Don't worry, Antoine. - I don't believe it. 787 00:44:28,608 --> 00:44:31,608 He's won the first set but you can equalize. 788 00:44:31,775 --> 00:44:33,067 - I have to go. - Dad! 789 00:44:33,733 --> 00:44:34,650 Dad! 790 00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:42,858 What? 791 00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:44,192 I need to talk to Mom. 792 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,858 - Why? - I just do! 793 00:44:46,025 --> 00:44:47,650 Sorry, she's out at sea. 794 00:44:47,817 --> 00:44:50,192 So, what do you want? 795 00:44:57,442 --> 00:44:59,275 Chloé, it's Daddy. 796 00:45:10,692 --> 00:45:12,858 Mom's away but you can talk to me. 797 00:45:13,025 --> 00:45:14,942 No, I can't, forget it. 798 00:45:20,192 --> 00:45:21,150 Why not? 799 00:45:21,358 --> 00:45:22,567 I just can't. 800 00:45:24,192 --> 00:45:26,650 Come on, tell Daddy. 801 00:45:26,817 --> 00:45:28,025 What's wrong? 802 00:45:29,108 --> 00:45:30,858 You really want to know? 803 00:45:31,067 --> 00:45:33,192 Of course I do. Come on. 804 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,858 I stained my pants. 805 00:45:37,358 --> 00:45:38,442 Oh, shit! 806 00:45:38,983 --> 00:45:42,817 I just put a wash on. I said to give me your laundry! 807 00:45:43,317 --> 00:45:45,442 You don't understand anything. 808 00:45:57,858 --> 00:45:58,983 Chloé! 809 00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:00,942 Chloé! 810 00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:04,692 Chloé, wait, wait... 811 00:46:05,775 --> 00:46:08,733 It's wonderful! Fantastic, great! 812 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,942 I'm so pleased. It's life! 813 00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:12,858 Dad, I can't breathe! 814 00:46:13,567 --> 00:46:16,692 I'm sorry. I'll help you, OK? 815 00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:18,733 Daddy will find a solution. 816 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,983 I won't let you down. 817 00:46:26,692 --> 00:46:28,983 How to handle daughter's first period? 818 00:46:29,192 --> 00:46:31,108 What did you just say? Dad! 819 00:46:32,358 --> 00:46:33,275 Nothing. 820 00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:36,233 No result for how to handle daughter's first period, 821 00:46:36,442 --> 00:46:38,233 Mr Dick-Stinks-of-Camembert. 822 00:46:38,817 --> 00:46:42,150 What? You asked Siri about my period?! 823 00:46:42,317 --> 00:46:44,567 No, it's you lot, messing with it. 824 00:46:44,733 --> 00:46:45,900 You have a period? 825 00:46:46,067 --> 00:46:48,733 Ha-ha, Chloé has a period! 826 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:50,775 - What's that? - Don't change the subject. 827 00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:52,733 There's water everywhere. 828 00:46:52,942 --> 00:46:55,192 Wow, the flash killed all the zombies! 829 00:47:02,317 --> 00:47:03,400 I can't take it. 830 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,275 Where are you going? Dad? 831 00:47:12,275 --> 00:47:13,775 I resign. 832 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,775 Resign from what? A dad can't just resign. 833 00:47:18,983 --> 00:47:22,358 OK, but let me take a breather. 834 00:47:24,317 --> 00:47:27,442 Go back inside, I'll see to everything. 835 00:47:27,650 --> 00:47:29,983 I just need some fresh air for 5 minutes. 836 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:35,900 Hey, when did you start smoking again? 837 00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:41,983 I don't want you to look like the people on cigarette packs. 838 00:47:44,275 --> 00:47:46,150 And you pick it up! 839 00:47:46,358 --> 00:47:48,900 - Dad, we're locked out. - I don't care. 840 00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:50,400 Dad, where's Jojo? 841 00:47:51,483 --> 00:47:52,692 Oh fuck. 842 00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:54,483 - Jojo! - Shit! 843 00:47:55,442 --> 00:47:56,775 Jojo's in the water! 844 00:47:56,942 --> 00:47:57,942 Jojo! 845 00:48:04,775 --> 00:48:06,650 Don't stay in the water! 846 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:08,608 Stand aside! 847 00:48:09,192 --> 00:48:12,067 Stop it, it'll go in your sister's eyes! 848 00:48:12,233 --> 00:48:13,858 Is he totally stupid?! 849 00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:16,608 We're not going to break the windows. 850 00:48:16,775 --> 00:48:17,983 Jojo! 851 00:48:18,650 --> 00:48:20,942 - Jojo, get on the table! - Jojo! 852 00:48:23,733 --> 00:48:26,317 - I'll climb up there. - That's a bad idea! 853 00:48:26,483 --> 00:48:27,608 No, Dad, don't! 854 00:48:27,775 --> 00:48:28,983 Call Spiderman! 855 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,067 - Go, Dad! - Be careful! 856 00:48:34,525 --> 00:48:37,150 Come down, or I'll call Mom! 857 00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:39,317 Really, I will! 858 00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:40,900 I'm fine. 859 00:48:41,067 --> 00:48:41,983 Go for it! 860 00:48:42,150 --> 00:48:43,358 Come down! 861 00:48:43,942 --> 00:48:45,733 - Stop it. - He's going to fall! 862 00:48:45,942 --> 00:48:46,817 Hello! 863 00:48:47,733 --> 00:48:49,525 I'm Julia, Maria's replacement. 864 00:48:49,692 --> 00:48:51,275 Hi, Julia. 865 00:48:51,442 --> 00:48:53,817 We're locked out, my brother's inside. 866 00:48:53,983 --> 00:48:55,317 Oh, I've got a key. 867 00:48:55,483 --> 00:48:57,775 Dad, come down, she's got a key! 868 00:49:01,692 --> 00:49:02,858 Titi-Papa! 869 00:49:19,025 --> 00:49:20,900 Darling... darling... 870 00:49:21,108 --> 00:49:22,192 No, I'm Paul. 871 00:49:22,358 --> 00:49:23,775 What happened? 872 00:49:23,942 --> 00:49:27,192 Was that really a good time to climb the house? 873 00:49:29,192 --> 00:49:30,108 My pants. 874 00:49:30,275 --> 00:49:31,733 Where are my pants? 875 00:49:31,942 --> 00:49:34,150 They took them off to do tests. 876 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:38,483 I was embarrassed, the nurse took your blood pressure 877 00:49:38,692 --> 00:49:40,317 and your ball popped out. 878 00:49:41,692 --> 00:49:43,775 They've seen it all before, I know. 879 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:48,817 Where are my kids? 880 00:49:49,233 --> 00:49:50,358 With the girl. 881 00:49:50,817 --> 00:49:51,733 What girl? 882 00:49:53,067 --> 00:49:54,733 The one you've hired. 883 00:49:56,358 --> 00:49:58,483 - I need to go home. - Sure. 884 00:49:58,692 --> 00:49:59,817 Right now. 885 00:50:00,817 --> 00:50:03,192 When the match is over, OK? 886 00:50:09,858 --> 00:50:10,733 Thanks. 887 00:50:46,025 --> 00:50:47,025 Dad! 888 00:50:57,650 --> 00:50:59,483 - You're OK? - Fine, fine. 889 00:51:05,525 --> 00:51:06,942 Hi. 890 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:10,983 You saw me the other day, from above. I'm Julia. 891 00:51:11,192 --> 00:51:14,275 Maria's neighbor's cousin's daughter. She's great! 892 00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:17,275 - She plays video games. - She cleaned the house. 893 00:51:17,483 --> 00:51:19,692 - And did my homework! - And called the electrician. 894 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:21,733 - And mowed the lawn. - She plays guitar! 895 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,817 She can come every day. 896 00:51:24,775 --> 00:51:26,317 You have a lovely family. 897 00:51:27,025 --> 00:51:27,983 Thanks. 898 00:51:29,983 --> 00:51:32,983 - I think he means... - You want to poop? 899 00:51:33,775 --> 00:51:35,817 Let's find the potty. 900 00:51:42,692 --> 00:51:44,358 I was scared, Dad. 901 00:51:47,233 --> 00:51:49,942 I love you, children, I really do. 902 00:52:23,817 --> 00:52:25,275 She's great, Dad. 903 00:52:26,733 --> 00:52:28,275 She's even picked flowers. 904 00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:31,650 My big girl. 905 00:52:38,483 --> 00:52:39,817 Mr Mercier! 906 00:52:40,025 --> 00:52:43,192 Jojo's playing in his room, I've made pasta, 907 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,525 and I've talked to Chloé about her concerns. 908 00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:49,233 It's all fine, don't worry. 909 00:52:49,442 --> 00:52:51,567 - Well, thanks, Julia. - Thank you. 910 00:52:51,775 --> 00:52:54,650 I'll be off, it's late. I need to revise. 911 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,692 - What are you studying? - Medicine. 912 00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,983 Actually, that was last year. 913 00:53:00,775 --> 00:53:02,442 I'm training to be a midwife. 914 00:53:03,025 --> 00:53:06,150 - You're drawn to the health sector. - Not at all. 915 00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:08,942 I wanted to be a journalist but I hate writing. 916 00:53:09,108 --> 00:53:12,442 I did English but was advised to try economics. 917 00:53:12,608 --> 00:53:15,233 I met my boyfriend, who was doing medicine, 918 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,608 so now I'm training to be... 919 00:53:21,733 --> 00:53:22,733 a midwife. 920 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,275 It's mad, I keep forgetting! 921 00:53:25,442 --> 00:53:28,233 Is your boyfriend a mid-husband? 922 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,858 I don't know, we split up. 923 00:53:31,525 --> 00:53:36,733 Well, you certainly seem experienced, you're great with the kids. 924 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,650 Plus the house is spotless. Bravo, Julia. 925 00:53:39,858 --> 00:53:42,233 Thanks, I have some experience, 926 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,192 I used to clean a hardware warehouse. 927 00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:46,317 Which one? 928 00:53:46,483 --> 00:53:47,775 - Briconautes. - Great! 929 00:53:47,983 --> 00:53:50,233 But I left. They were assholes. 930 00:53:50,983 --> 00:53:53,108 - Forgive my language. - OK. 931 00:53:53,692 --> 00:53:56,442 Well, anyway... thanks. 932 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:59,442 No, it's just that I was fired actually. 933 00:54:01,108 --> 00:54:03,900 You know why? I stole three nuts. 934 00:54:04,067 --> 00:54:07,275 I say "stole". I was going to pay for them. 935 00:54:07,442 --> 00:54:09,775 But it was 5am, no one was there. 936 00:54:09,942 --> 00:54:11,608 The boss wouldn't listen. 937 00:54:11,775 --> 00:54:15,400 He fired me on the spot, made me pay for 1000 nuts! 938 00:54:15,942 --> 00:54:18,150 For three nuts, just think! 939 00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:21,192 - They were barely worth 20 cents! - 2.30 euros. 940 00:54:21,775 --> 00:54:22,858 Excuse me? 941 00:54:23,025 --> 00:54:24,108 I said it's crazy! 942 00:54:24,275 --> 00:54:27,733 It's crazy, I don't understand it. 943 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:29,775 Some people are pathetic. 944 00:54:31,108 --> 00:54:35,442 So it's good to end up working for people like you. 945 00:54:35,650 --> 00:54:38,275 You're a lawyer, right? 946 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:41,608 I'm being nosey. But I noticed law books everywhere. 947 00:54:42,442 --> 00:54:44,900 Yes, precisely, I'm a lawyer. 948 00:54:45,067 --> 00:54:46,858 I'd love to be a criminal lawyer. 949 00:54:47,067 --> 00:54:48,858 Maybe it isn't too late. 950 00:54:49,025 --> 00:54:50,858 - Maybe I'll ask your advice. - No. 951 00:54:51,067 --> 00:54:54,525 I'm in business law... as a legal... 952 00:54:54,733 --> 00:54:58,358 A lawyer. Kind of the legal side of business law. 953 00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:00,983 Well, thank you, Mr Mercier. 954 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,150 Bye! See you tomorrow. 955 00:55:04,358 --> 00:55:06,483 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 956 00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:20,525 Dinnertime, kids! 957 00:55:20,733 --> 00:55:22,358 Coming, Dad! 958 00:55:23,608 --> 00:55:25,275 Did it go well with Julia? 959 00:55:25,442 --> 00:55:26,983 - Awesome! - She's great. 960 00:55:27,150 --> 00:55:30,358 - Can she live with us? - No, Julia has her own home. 961 00:55:32,108 --> 00:55:34,733 Anyway, Julia is busy with her studies. 962 00:55:36,775 --> 00:55:38,358 She said she can't come back. 963 00:55:38,525 --> 00:55:41,650 - No, she said she could come every day. - And sleep here! 964 00:55:41,817 --> 00:55:44,067 I said I'd help her with her pharmacy studies. 965 00:55:44,233 --> 00:55:47,108 She said she was a pharmacist? 966 00:55:48,317 --> 00:55:50,400 Honestly, Dad, she's great. 967 00:55:51,275 --> 00:55:53,817 No, sorry... I don't know... 968 00:55:54,025 --> 00:55:56,692 She's strange. Unstable even. 969 00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:58,483 Pharmacy, midwifery, 970 00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:02,400 law, economics, journalism... 971 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:04,900 She doesn't know what she wants to do. 972 00:56:05,525 --> 00:56:08,483 Something about her bothers me. Doesn't it you? 973 00:56:08,692 --> 00:56:09,608 No way. 974 00:56:09,775 --> 00:56:11,567 I could eat her pasta every day. 975 00:56:11,775 --> 00:56:12,650 Me too. 976 00:56:12,817 --> 00:56:14,233 I want her to sleep here. 977 00:56:16,108 --> 00:56:18,067 I'm sorry, kids, but... 978 00:56:20,275 --> 00:56:21,733 I can't keep her. 979 00:56:26,025 --> 00:56:27,483 I'm afraid for you. 980 00:56:28,942 --> 00:56:31,567 She's never looked after children. Ever. 981 00:56:31,733 --> 00:56:34,733 So you don't want her or can't she come? 982 00:56:35,983 --> 00:56:37,150 I warn you, Dad, 983 00:56:37,317 --> 00:56:40,900 if you fire her, it'll be worse than before. 984 00:56:41,067 --> 00:56:42,192 Before she came. 985 00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:43,525 Worse! 986 00:56:50,858 --> 00:56:53,483 No, wait, I was just saying... 987 00:56:54,483 --> 00:56:56,442 but if you're happy... 988 00:56:57,983 --> 00:56:59,025 she can stay. 989 00:56:59,192 --> 00:57:00,317 - Fab! - Thanks, Dad. 990 00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:01,900 Can she sleep here? 991 00:57:13,733 --> 00:57:16,150 Stop it, Maxime, you're unbearable! 992 00:57:16,358 --> 00:57:17,275 Maxime! 993 00:57:17,483 --> 00:57:18,525 Stop that. 994 00:57:19,150 --> 00:57:21,400 Maxime, give me my phone! 995 00:57:22,775 --> 00:57:23,733 Shit! 996 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:24,942 - OK, Dad? - Fine. 997 00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,067 I always get blamed. 998 00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:27,442 Wait! 999 00:57:27,608 --> 00:57:30,067 Mr Mercier, you forgot Jojo's bag! 1000 00:57:37,358 --> 00:57:40,317 - Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing, it's fine. 1001 00:57:46,108 --> 00:57:47,525 - Here. - Thanks. 1002 00:57:47,733 --> 00:57:48,858 Have a nice day. 1003 00:57:52,358 --> 00:57:53,567 What? 1004 00:57:55,150 --> 00:57:57,900 If she learns it was me who fired her, I'm screwed. 1005 00:57:58,108 --> 00:57:59,400 Fire her again. 1006 00:57:59,608 --> 00:58:01,275 The kids adore her. 1007 00:58:01,775 --> 00:58:04,358 Plus she's full-time at home now. 1008 00:58:04,567 --> 00:58:06,525 I'm fucked. 1009 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,650 - So tell her the truth. - Yeah? 1010 00:58:10,317 --> 00:58:14,108 Admit I dropped my pants for Dicaprio to impress Chassagne? 1011 00:58:16,775 --> 00:58:19,025 - I'll never get that job. - You will. 1012 00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:20,150 No. 1013 00:58:20,358 --> 00:58:22,275 It's all in the mind. 1014 00:58:22,483 --> 00:58:24,858 It isn't over till the match point is won. 1015 00:58:25,067 --> 00:58:27,108 Remember Chang vs Lendl? 1016 00:58:27,317 --> 00:58:29,650 It takes balls to serve underarm. 1017 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:32,817 What are you on about? 1018 00:58:33,483 --> 00:58:37,275 My career is at stake, and you compare me to Chang. 1019 00:58:38,358 --> 00:58:41,067 18 years, climbing the ladder, rung by rung. 1020 00:58:41,233 --> 00:58:42,650 I've given everything. 1021 00:58:42,858 --> 00:58:46,067 Then I'm overtaken by Dicaprio who's been here 18 months. 1022 00:58:46,275 --> 00:58:48,108 He's a sprinter, you have endurance. 1023 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:51,608 Enough! Sporting analogies mean nothing to me. 1024 00:58:51,775 --> 00:58:53,317 Why are you here anyway? 1025 00:58:53,525 --> 00:58:56,275 To score points. Where's Chassagne? 1026 00:58:56,483 --> 00:58:58,108 I haven't seen him. 1027 00:58:58,275 --> 00:59:00,400 Forget it, the die is cast. 1028 00:59:01,775 --> 00:59:05,067 If I were you I'd go home and enjoy my family. 1029 00:59:05,233 --> 00:59:06,275 Mr Mercier! 1030 00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:08,817 You think I enjoy my family? 1031 00:59:09,233 --> 00:59:14,483 The nanny takes care of everything. Relax, watch some DVDs, read books. 1032 00:59:14,692 --> 00:59:15,733 You're on vacation. 1033 00:59:15,942 --> 00:59:18,192 I wish I were in your shoes! 1034 00:59:18,983 --> 00:59:20,525 Anyway, a vacation is... 1035 00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:22,817 Mr Director! 1036 00:59:24,067 --> 00:59:25,317 How's Mrs Chassagne? 1037 00:59:25,483 --> 00:59:28,067 She's in hospital, she's had a stroke. 1038 00:59:28,233 --> 00:59:29,858 I'm going there now. 1039 00:59:31,775 --> 00:59:33,067 Did you know? 1040 00:59:33,275 --> 00:59:36,192 Yes, that's why he's taking early retirement. 1041 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,942 I forgot to tell you. 1042 00:59:38,150 --> 00:59:39,650 Right, I'll leave you. 1043 00:59:41,108 --> 00:59:42,858 Ah, I was looking for you. 1044 00:59:43,067 --> 00:59:45,692 Could you reply to my email on the Intranet? 1045 00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:48,400 Yes, I'll set a reminder right away. 1046 00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:53,192 Remember to reply to the email from Didier Richard. 1047 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,525 Richaud. 1048 00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:56,358 Richaud... on the Intranet. 1049 00:59:56,567 --> 00:59:59,817 Got it, Mr Pissface Asshead. 1050 01:00:00,025 --> 01:00:00,942 There. 1051 01:00:03,108 --> 01:00:05,192 Hospital! Why wasn't I told? 1052 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,858 Am I meant to guess that she's sick? 1053 01:00:09,358 --> 01:00:12,150 Dicaprio will cash in again. 1054 01:00:16,108 --> 01:00:17,275 Oh no! 1055 01:01:11,692 --> 01:01:13,317 OK, Mr Mercier? 1056 01:01:14,275 --> 01:01:15,900 How are you, Christine? 1057 01:01:16,108 --> 01:01:18,858 Just cleaning up, I didn't see you. 1058 01:01:19,025 --> 01:01:23,192 - How's the break with the kids going? - Fantastic, I'm in heaven. 1059 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,442 Great! I'll see them this weekend. 1060 01:01:25,650 --> 01:01:27,775 - This weekend? - At the convention. 1061 01:01:27,942 --> 01:01:31,483 Oh no, I won't bring them, it would be a shambles. 1062 01:01:31,692 --> 01:01:34,567 Pity, this year we've planned entertainments 1063 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,400 for the family and kids. 1064 01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:38,900 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1065 01:01:39,067 --> 01:01:40,942 Not at the exhibition center? 1066 01:01:41,108 --> 01:01:42,983 No, because... 1067 01:01:43,608 --> 01:01:46,025 Dicaprio thought it was too conventional. 1068 01:01:46,233 --> 01:01:47,650 But it's a convention. 1069 01:01:47,817 --> 01:01:52,108 True, but he wanted something more... American. 1070 01:01:52,317 --> 01:01:56,650 He persuaded Mr Chassagne to hold it beside a beautiful lake. 1071 01:01:56,817 --> 01:01:59,858 American... Well, I'll be there, with the kids! 1072 01:02:00,067 --> 01:02:00,942 Good. 1073 01:02:01,358 --> 01:02:03,192 See you this weekend, then. 1074 01:02:13,567 --> 01:02:14,650 No way! 1075 01:02:14,858 --> 01:02:18,233 But you'll be here all alone while we're having fun. 1076 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,358 I said no too, Dad. 1077 01:02:20,567 --> 01:02:24,025 Maxime is a good boy. He said yes and he's right. 1078 01:02:24,233 --> 01:02:26,567 When do I get my new games console? 1079 01:02:27,317 --> 01:02:29,442 Plus you owe me a drone! 1080 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:32,733 Chloé, what do you want? 1081 01:02:32,942 --> 01:02:34,775 I don't know, what do you think? 1082 01:02:34,942 --> 01:02:37,150 What is it I like to do? 1083 01:02:38,067 --> 01:02:39,192 Just as I thought. 1084 01:02:42,775 --> 01:02:45,150 Arthur, ask me for whatever you want. 1085 01:02:45,317 --> 01:02:46,567 A party! 1086 01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:47,817 No. 1087 01:02:48,567 --> 01:02:50,358 Is a day with Dad such a chore? 1088 01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:52,400 Yes, because you'll be at work! 1089 01:02:52,608 --> 01:02:55,692 - Can't we have fun too? - No, you're obsessed with work. 1090 01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:59,442 I've spent six days completely devoted to you! 1091 01:03:00,067 --> 01:03:01,108 No way! 1092 01:03:02,317 --> 01:03:05,692 Yeah, go chew your nails, Venus de Milo! 1093 01:03:08,817 --> 01:03:09,733 Sorry. 1094 01:03:16,650 --> 01:03:19,608 - Take the mask off. - No, I love it. 1095 01:03:19,775 --> 01:03:22,567 - Have a nice day, kids. - You too, Julia! 1096 01:03:33,192 --> 01:03:35,608 OK, Dad, we'll come to your party. 1097 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,525 But don't spoil things with work. 1098 01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:40,233 OK? 1099 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,775 Yes, I'll be with you all the time. 1100 01:03:42,942 --> 01:03:43,983 All the time! 1101 01:03:44,525 --> 01:03:46,108 Thanks, kids. 1102 01:03:46,275 --> 01:03:47,650 You can thank Julia. 1103 01:03:48,733 --> 01:03:50,192 JEAN HONORAT MIDDLE SCHOOL 1104 01:03:55,442 --> 01:03:59,608 I just pointed out how important it must be to you. 1105 01:04:00,733 --> 01:04:02,858 Sorry, did I say something wrong? 1106 01:04:03,067 --> 01:04:06,692 No, on the contrary, you did well. 1107 01:04:06,900 --> 01:04:10,317 I'm grateful, I owe you one. 1108 01:04:10,483 --> 01:04:13,192 - Not at all, it was nothing. - I insist. 1109 01:04:13,775 --> 01:04:17,275 If you need anything for your studies, for yourself, 1110 01:04:17,442 --> 01:04:18,858 just ask me. 1111 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:22,358 Really? 1112 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:25,358 Of course, it's important to me. 1113 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:30,150 Well... there's this. 1114 01:04:30,775 --> 01:04:31,900 Here... 1115 01:04:32,442 --> 01:04:33,983 I have all the papers. 1116 01:04:34,442 --> 01:04:38,317 Letter of dismissal, pay slips... I've kept everything. 1117 01:04:41,525 --> 01:04:42,692 I want to sue Briconautes. 1118 01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:45,442 The contract is wrong, 1119 01:04:45,608 --> 01:04:48,400 it says I started on the first of the month. 1120 01:04:48,983 --> 01:04:50,275 Did Christine say that? 1121 01:04:50,442 --> 01:04:51,567 Who's Christine? 1122 01:04:53,983 --> 01:04:56,567 Christine! My partner at the firm. 1123 01:04:56,775 --> 01:04:58,442 Did she tell you that? 1124 01:04:58,650 --> 01:04:59,858 No, not at all. 1125 01:05:00,025 --> 01:05:02,567 I just figured you could help me. 1126 01:05:04,775 --> 01:05:07,483 I need a good lawyer to bring the bastards down. 1127 01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:10,358 You're too busy? 1128 01:05:10,567 --> 01:05:11,775 No... Yes! 1129 01:05:11,942 --> 01:05:17,608 I've got a lot on but it's more that you won't get much money. 1130 01:05:17,817 --> 01:05:21,567 You were only with the company for two weeks. 1131 01:05:21,733 --> 01:05:23,442 I'm not doing it for money. 1132 01:05:23,608 --> 01:05:26,567 - No? - No, I want to destroy them. 1133 01:05:26,775 --> 01:05:30,442 I want everyone against them: the media, union reps... 1134 01:05:30,608 --> 01:05:32,525 Everyone! I want to call a strike, 1135 01:05:32,692 --> 01:05:35,942 occupy the warehouse, introduce strong measures. 1136 01:05:36,108 --> 01:05:37,567 - I mean... - No! 1137 01:05:37,983 --> 01:05:41,108 I'll handle your case. Give me your papers, 1138 01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:43,442 I'll take care of everything. 1139 01:05:43,650 --> 01:05:46,900 We'll fleece them! 1140 01:05:47,983 --> 01:05:49,608 - Really? - Yes. 1141 01:05:49,817 --> 01:05:51,900 I knew you were a good guy. 1142 01:05:52,067 --> 01:05:53,900 Thank you, Mr Mercier. 1143 01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:58,067 Thank you, thank you! 1144 01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:02,192 Sorry. 1145 01:06:04,358 --> 01:06:05,358 Thank you. 1146 01:06:14,525 --> 01:06:17,150 You still haven't left? What are you doing?! 1147 01:06:18,025 --> 01:06:21,608 I couldn't get the kids up. Is Dicaprio already there? 1148 01:06:24,317 --> 01:06:27,025 A smell like rotten eggs. 1149 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:30,692 The crew couldn't bear it! It doesn't show in Titanic. 1150 01:06:30,858 --> 01:06:32,983 And Kate Winslet is so sweet! 1151 01:06:33,192 --> 01:06:35,067 Sweet... but she stinks! 1152 01:06:37,192 --> 01:06:38,650 - Right, honey? - Stop it. 1153 01:06:38,858 --> 01:06:41,775 Roland says your cousin might drop by. 1154 01:06:41,942 --> 01:06:44,358 Movie stars live a different life to us. 1155 01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:46,733 L.A. one minute, Toronto the next... 1156 01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:48,150 Then Draguignan? 1157 01:06:48,317 --> 01:06:49,733 Why not? 1158 01:06:53,858 --> 01:06:54,858 Not bad! 1159 01:07:03,025 --> 01:07:04,483 Did you wash your hair? 1160 01:07:04,692 --> 01:07:05,817 Not since Mom left. 1161 01:07:06,025 --> 01:07:07,317 - Shower? - Same. 1162 01:07:07,525 --> 01:07:09,483 - Brush your teeth? - Two days ago. 1163 01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,025 Well, that's OK. 1164 01:07:11,525 --> 01:07:12,400 What's that? 1165 01:07:12,608 --> 01:07:13,733 Eau de Cologne. 1166 01:07:22,025 --> 01:07:23,733 No "Gnagna," not now. 1167 01:07:24,442 --> 01:07:26,192 This is going to be fun. 1168 01:07:32,233 --> 01:07:35,275 I don't understand what you're saying. 1169 01:07:37,650 --> 01:07:38,858 All fastened in. 1170 01:07:41,067 --> 01:07:42,108 Hi! 1171 01:07:42,775 --> 01:07:44,317 Hello, Stinky Booger. 1172 01:07:44,483 --> 01:07:48,525 No more messing with my phone. I'm fed up of it! 1173 01:07:48,692 --> 01:07:49,567 Honestly! 1174 01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:51,775 What brings you here on a Sunday? 1175 01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:54,900 I forgot to pick up my ID after you took photocopies. 1176 01:07:55,067 --> 01:07:57,900 Ah, it must be with my work papers. 1177 01:07:58,067 --> 01:07:58,942 OK, thanks. 1178 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:04,817 No, wait, Julia, I'll find it! 1179 01:08:04,983 --> 01:08:08,733 Chloé, take care of your brother. Arthur, change that username! 1180 01:08:09,567 --> 01:08:11,733 Get the bag with the sweaters. 1181 01:08:14,733 --> 01:08:17,067 Let me see, where did I put it? 1182 01:08:21,275 --> 01:08:22,942 Have you started the writ? 1183 01:08:23,107 --> 01:08:24,732 Not yet, no. 1184 01:08:27,025 --> 01:08:28,107 So what's that? 1185 01:08:28,857 --> 01:08:30,400 - What? - There. 1186 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:35,982 I had a few ideas, so... 1187 01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:37,232 I wrote them down. 1188 01:08:38,525 --> 01:08:39,775 You're great, Mr Mercier. 1189 01:08:40,442 --> 01:08:44,067 I considered what you said about a return. 1190 01:08:47,232 --> 01:08:50,067 There you go! It's a good option. 1191 01:08:51,192 --> 01:08:52,982 No... no, I can't. 1192 01:08:53,150 --> 01:08:56,692 The thought of working for them again makes me ill. 1193 01:08:56,857 --> 01:08:59,650 - That pathetic rabbit... - Of course. 1194 01:09:02,067 --> 01:09:05,232 Here it is. Trust me, we'll screw them. 1195 01:09:05,775 --> 01:09:07,150 You work there? 1196 01:09:08,150 --> 01:09:09,192 Where? 1197 01:09:16,525 --> 01:09:18,817 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1198 01:09:23,232 --> 01:09:24,650 HR manager. 1199 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,900 You're taking the piss! 1200 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:31,567 Please, the children might hear you. 1201 01:09:31,775 --> 01:09:33,607 Why offer to be my lawyer? 1202 01:09:33,775 --> 01:09:36,232 I didn't offer, you asked me! 1203 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,400 But you said yes, instead of... 1204 01:09:39,067 --> 01:09:40,732 It was you who fired me! 1205 01:09:42,067 --> 01:09:45,525 Sorry, you hit it off so well with the kids... 1206 01:09:45,692 --> 01:09:47,232 I was snowed under. 1207 01:09:48,567 --> 01:09:49,857 I was ashamed. 1208 01:09:50,732 --> 01:09:53,567 I can't believe it... I just can't! 1209 01:09:53,775 --> 01:09:55,858 What a shit! 1210 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,192 It wasn't your fault. 1211 01:09:57,358 --> 01:09:59,233 No, I mean you. 1212 01:09:59,442 --> 01:10:01,067 What an asshole! 1213 01:10:01,233 --> 01:10:02,775 Hey, that's enough! 1214 01:10:03,983 --> 01:10:05,567 This is my home. 1215 01:10:05,775 --> 01:10:08,983 Yes, I fired you, for three wing nuts. 1216 01:10:09,150 --> 01:10:12,317 Go ahead, blame me, mock the poor rabbit, 1217 01:10:12,483 --> 01:10:16,192 but next time make sure there's no camera watching you steal! 1218 01:10:16,358 --> 01:10:18,692 Those nuts weren't worth 30 cents! 1219 01:10:18,858 --> 01:10:22,858 2.30 euros. Where I come from, you don't steal, whatever the value. 1220 01:10:25,775 --> 01:10:26,775 You're right. 1221 01:10:30,442 --> 01:10:31,650 It's my own fault. 1222 01:10:36,108 --> 01:10:37,233 There. 1223 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,983 As you say, we're from different worlds. 1224 01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:43,192 In mine, we know our children. 1225 01:10:44,275 --> 01:10:46,817 We can deal with our daughter's periods. 1226 01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:49,942 We understand what our two-year-old is saying. 1227 01:10:50,858 --> 01:10:53,483 We don't buy off a little boy with a drone. 1228 01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:58,067 We show an interest in our eldest son's love life. 1229 01:11:08,233 --> 01:11:09,983 Here. Your wing nuts. 1230 01:11:10,442 --> 01:11:12,442 No need to fire me a second time. 1231 01:11:14,817 --> 01:11:15,983 I resign. 1232 01:11:34,525 --> 01:11:36,233 Did you find the bag? 1233 01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,025 I found something better. 1234 01:11:38,192 --> 01:11:39,942 - Go on. - Later, Dad's here. 1235 01:11:51,650 --> 01:11:53,983 Right, let's get moving. 1236 01:11:54,192 --> 01:11:56,900 Ready for a wild time? 1237 01:11:58,733 --> 01:12:01,067 Thank you all for attending 1238 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:04,192 the Briconautes Stores event! 1239 01:12:06,817 --> 01:12:09,150 The one you've all been waiting for, 1240 01:12:09,358 --> 01:12:12,317 the one that brings you - us - together. 1241 01:12:12,483 --> 01:12:14,233 Family memories to share, 1242 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,400 because at Briconautes, we love family! 1243 01:12:17,567 --> 01:12:21,400 With us today are Mr and Mrs Chassagne! 1244 01:12:21,567 --> 01:12:24,025 Give them a big hand! 1245 01:12:24,692 --> 01:12:26,775 Give it up for Roland Chassagne! 1246 01:12:27,442 --> 01:12:28,483 Bravo! 1247 01:12:30,983 --> 01:12:32,317 It is now time 1248 01:12:32,483 --> 01:12:34,233 to ask our mascot Brico-Bunny 1249 01:12:34,442 --> 01:12:37,817 to light the flame of this Brico-Olympiad! 1250 01:12:37,983 --> 01:12:39,483 All together now... 1251 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,150 The bunny! The bunny! 1252 01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:52,442 Five, four, three, 1253 01:12:52,608 --> 01:12:54,108 two, one... 1254 01:12:56,567 --> 01:12:58,275 Let the Brico-Olympiad begin! 1255 01:12:59,942 --> 01:13:03,108 Dicaprio is a force of nature! 1256 01:13:03,692 --> 01:13:06,858 Mercier is being literally lifted off his feet! 1257 01:13:07,942 --> 01:13:10,275 First victory to Dicaprio! 1258 01:13:11,275 --> 01:13:14,733 Let's go to Antoine Mercier at the Brico-rodeo. 1259 01:13:16,358 --> 01:13:17,775 He's down already. 1260 01:13:18,358 --> 01:13:21,608 Dicaprio, though, is holding on. 1261 01:13:21,775 --> 01:13:23,317 He ends with a flourish! 1262 01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,067 GREEN TEAM - RED TEAM 1263 01:13:25,233 --> 01:13:28,275 An amazing start for Dicaprio! 1264 01:13:28,442 --> 01:13:32,192 Antoine Mercier is lagging behind... Easily beaten! 1265 01:13:33,525 --> 01:13:36,150 Next up is the Brico-bridge. 1266 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:51,483 Off we go. Great start by Dicaprio, who's leading already. 1267 01:13:51,650 --> 01:13:54,358 Keep at it, all hands on deck! 1268 01:13:54,525 --> 01:13:55,525 Stop, you're panicking me! 1269 01:13:56,650 --> 01:13:58,567 - What are we waiting for? - The right moment. 1270 01:13:59,733 --> 01:14:02,608 Come on, let's give it up for the two teams! 1271 01:14:04,067 --> 01:14:05,567 Dicaprio in the lead, 1272 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,692 Mercier is lagging behind. 1273 01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:09,858 And Dicaprio wins! 1274 01:14:10,025 --> 01:14:13,400 The very name is the stuff of dreams! 1275 01:14:13,608 --> 01:14:17,233 Let's give a big hand to the winner of this first set, 1276 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,900 Mister Di... caprio! 1277 01:14:23,608 --> 01:14:26,108 Dad, we can win lots of points on that. 1278 01:14:30,025 --> 01:14:33,108 No, but it's perfect for you, Christine. 1279 01:14:33,275 --> 01:14:34,275 Come on, Dad! 1280 01:14:34,483 --> 01:14:35,483 Oh no. 1281 01:14:36,608 --> 01:14:38,525 Let's hear it for Dicaprio! 1282 01:14:38,692 --> 01:14:41,817 Antoine Mercier's team is struggling this year. 1283 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,067 Here... no, you. 1284 01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:49,900 Shall we go? 1285 01:14:51,567 --> 01:14:54,567 Stay there, Jojo, don't move. 1286 01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:58,025 - Aim for the skittles. - Don't worry, we will... Ready? 1287 01:14:58,192 --> 01:14:59,650 When you're ready. 1288 01:14:59,817 --> 01:15:01,858 First, we just wanted to tell you... 1289 01:15:02,067 --> 01:15:03,233 We love you, Dad. 1290 01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,025 But you really need to change. 1291 01:15:07,983 --> 01:15:10,233 Yeah, great... Exactly. 1292 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,275 Go! 1293 01:15:15,775 --> 01:15:18,150 - What are you doing? - Naninana! 1294 01:15:18,317 --> 01:15:20,442 - What did he say? - He wants Julia back. 1295 01:15:20,608 --> 01:15:23,483 We'll see. Now turn me round. 1296 01:15:23,650 --> 01:15:24,733 No, now! 1297 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,192 What are you doing? 1298 01:15:26,358 --> 01:15:28,608 Put me the right way round! 1299 01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:30,900 Aim for the skittles! 1300 01:15:32,067 --> 01:15:34,150 Put me the right way round! 1301 01:15:46,983 --> 01:15:48,233 What have we done? 1302 01:15:48,442 --> 01:15:49,858 Why did we do that? 1303 01:15:52,108 --> 01:15:52,775 Help! 1304 01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,567 Sorry, ma'am! 1305 01:16:13,775 --> 01:16:15,442 Game, set and match. 1306 01:16:25,108 --> 01:16:27,150 Bunny... my bunny! 1307 01:16:33,192 --> 01:16:33,983 Shit! 1308 01:16:39,358 --> 01:16:41,817 Your tail's on fire! It's burning! 1309 01:16:42,858 --> 01:16:44,775 I'd better cancel my cousin. 1310 01:16:44,983 --> 01:16:48,400 What are you waiting for? Do something, for fuck's sake! 1311 01:17:09,150 --> 01:17:10,817 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1312 01:17:30,108 --> 01:17:32,483 Maybe we shouldn't have done that. 1313 01:17:32,692 --> 01:17:33,650 Yeah. 1314 01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:38,233 Don't worry, I'll look after him. 1315 01:17:39,233 --> 01:17:40,858 Yell if you feel like it. 1316 01:17:41,942 --> 01:17:44,400 It'll be better for all concerned. 1317 01:17:44,567 --> 01:17:47,900 I'll keep them at home till Isabelle gets back. 1318 01:17:49,442 --> 01:17:51,817 I'll leave Jojo with you, though. 1319 01:17:51,983 --> 01:17:54,025 I never know what he's saying. 1320 01:18:28,608 --> 01:18:30,442 I don't understand you, son. 1321 01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:36,692 I don't understand. 1322 01:18:55,692 --> 01:18:57,692 I wish I could understand you. 1323 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:19,317 HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY 1324 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,108 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1325 01:20:34,608 --> 01:20:35,900 FAMILY RECORD 1326 01:20:47,108 --> 01:20:48,608 9.22pm. 1327 01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:00,275 Yes, Christine? 1328 01:21:01,192 --> 01:21:04,275 Chassagne has called a meeting, 11am tomorrow. 1329 01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:06,567 - He wants you there. - He wasted no time. 1330 01:21:06,775 --> 01:21:07,817 I'm sorry. 1331 01:21:07,983 --> 01:21:09,692 Is that OK? 1332 01:21:09,858 --> 01:21:12,733 Yes, don't worry. See you tomorrow. 1333 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,692 - Mr Mercier, hi! - Hello. 1334 01:21:17,900 --> 01:21:21,192 Here, he's had his DT-polio booster, 1335 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,358 he may have a fever for a few days. 1336 01:21:24,525 --> 01:21:26,525 Well, tomorrow is Inset Day, 1337 01:21:26,692 --> 01:21:27,942 Jojo will be with you. 1338 01:21:28,150 --> 01:21:28,983 Of course. 1339 01:21:32,483 --> 01:21:33,775 Bye-bye. 1340 01:21:33,983 --> 01:21:36,150 Good! You said goodbye to Daddy? 1341 01:21:36,858 --> 01:21:37,733 Bye-bye. 1342 01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:40,317 Bye-bye. 1343 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:45,358 You have to go now. 1344 01:21:47,358 --> 01:21:48,233 Bye. 1345 01:22:08,192 --> 01:22:10,192 I just got fired. 1346 01:22:11,358 --> 01:22:12,775 Know a good lawyer? 1347 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,358 Come in. 1348 01:22:20,483 --> 01:22:21,650 Why are you here? 1349 01:22:22,525 --> 01:22:25,608 If you're worried I'll sue you, you convinced me not to. 1350 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:29,692 Also, I don't know a good lawyer. 1351 01:22:29,858 --> 01:22:31,192 There's my wife. 1352 01:22:31,358 --> 01:22:33,192 She'd work to sue you? 1353 01:22:33,358 --> 01:22:35,817 I'm worried she'd enjoy it. 1354 01:22:39,567 --> 01:22:41,525 You look after these kids too? 1355 01:22:41,733 --> 01:22:43,608 This one's like Dumbo! 1356 01:22:44,275 --> 01:22:47,150 That's Mathieu... He's my son. 1357 01:22:48,192 --> 01:22:49,233 I'm sorry. 1358 01:22:49,942 --> 01:22:51,150 Forgive me. 1359 01:22:51,358 --> 01:22:53,775 I don't mind when you speak the truth. 1360 01:22:55,442 --> 01:22:56,775 I love this photo. 1361 01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,067 Who's the dad? 1362 01:22:59,233 --> 01:23:00,317 The "mid-husband". 1363 01:23:00,483 --> 01:23:01,483 Of course. 1364 01:23:02,692 --> 01:23:05,275 The wing nuts were to repair his robot. 1365 01:23:30,067 --> 01:23:34,067 Right... I have to collect Mathieu from school. 1366 01:23:38,442 --> 01:23:40,400 You're a special person, Julia. 1367 01:23:41,858 --> 01:23:42,733 Thank you. 1368 01:23:44,150 --> 01:23:46,692 Thanks for everything you've done for us. 1369 01:23:55,275 --> 01:23:57,525 Gentlemen, it's a big day for me. 1370 01:23:57,733 --> 01:24:01,192 I suggest we make official Mr Dicaprio's appointment 1371 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:04,775 to replace me as the new managing director. 1372 01:24:08,650 --> 01:24:10,858 Thanks for your faith in me, Mr Chassagne. 1373 01:24:11,025 --> 01:24:12,483 No, call me Roland. 1374 01:24:12,650 --> 01:24:14,317 Thank you, Roland. 1375 01:24:14,733 --> 01:24:16,025 As for you, Antoine, 1376 01:24:16,192 --> 01:24:18,983 in view of recent unfortunate events, 1377 01:24:19,192 --> 01:24:21,442 the committee has made a grave decision. 1378 01:24:21,608 --> 01:24:24,692 No one doubts your abilities and commitment 1379 01:24:24,858 --> 01:24:26,983 to the company these past 18 years, 1380 01:24:27,192 --> 01:24:29,317 but we believe it would be 1381 01:24:29,483 --> 01:24:32,900 inappropriate for you to remain in charge of HR. 1382 01:24:33,108 --> 01:24:37,358 Hence we have unanimously decided to offer you a new position. 1383 01:24:37,567 --> 01:24:38,483 Daddy? 1384 01:24:39,983 --> 01:24:40,858 What? 1385 01:24:41,025 --> 01:24:42,692 A new position, Mercier! 1386 01:24:42,858 --> 01:24:45,442 Shh, please, let him speak. 1387 01:24:45,650 --> 01:24:46,858 What was that, Jojo? 1388 01:24:47,067 --> 01:24:47,983 Daddy! 1389 01:24:48,150 --> 01:24:49,900 Hear that? He said Daddy. 1390 01:24:50,108 --> 01:24:51,608 Sounded like "Gnagna". 1391 01:24:53,650 --> 01:24:55,317 - Say "crayon". - Crayon! 1392 01:24:56,692 --> 01:24:58,525 - Say "paper". - Paper. 1393 01:25:00,442 --> 01:25:02,567 - Say telephone. - Telephone! 1394 01:25:02,733 --> 01:25:04,233 Antoine, are you listening? 1395 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,817 Big Farty Booger, 1396 01:25:06,983 --> 01:25:08,692 what can I do for you? 1397 01:25:09,817 --> 01:25:12,067 Get out of here! Now! 1398 01:25:12,233 --> 01:25:14,317 Shall we go home, Daddy? 1399 01:25:14,483 --> 01:25:16,775 You're right, son. Let's go home. 1400 01:25:28,317 --> 01:25:31,025 What will you do now, Mr Mercier? 1401 01:25:31,233 --> 01:25:33,025 I don't know. Take time out. 1402 01:25:35,567 --> 01:25:37,525 Stop it, that's Christine's... 1403 01:25:42,025 --> 01:25:42,983 Christiane's. 1404 01:25:43,150 --> 01:25:45,192 Yes, people often get it wrong. 1405 01:25:45,733 --> 01:25:47,108 I didn't deserve you. 1406 01:25:48,192 --> 01:25:50,358 I doubt things will get better. 1407 01:25:50,525 --> 01:25:53,275 Goodbye, Christiane. 1408 01:25:53,442 --> 01:25:55,275 Goodbye... Antoine. 1409 01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:57,233 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1410 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:58,275 Thank you. 1411 01:25:58,442 --> 01:25:59,650 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1412 01:25:59,817 --> 01:26:01,608 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1413 01:26:03,858 --> 01:26:05,608 Bye-bye, Christiane! 1414 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:08,275 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1415 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:25,317 I need a replacement car, luxury model, ASAP. 1416 01:26:26,108 --> 01:26:28,108 No, I don't know my police number. 1417 01:26:28,317 --> 01:26:30,733 Dicaprio, like the actor. 1418 01:26:31,442 --> 01:26:32,733 Thierry. 1419 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:35,150 Sorry, is your first name Thierry? 1420 01:26:35,317 --> 01:26:36,525 Yes, why? 1421 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:38,108 Thierry Dicaprio? 1422 01:26:39,483 --> 01:26:40,358 Bernard Pitt? 1423 01:26:40,525 --> 01:26:44,025 Shut up. Beat it, go sign on unemployed! 1424 01:26:44,233 --> 01:26:45,108 Not you. 1425 01:26:45,275 --> 01:26:47,192 I wasn't talking to you. 1426 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,067 Is the man mad? 1427 01:26:49,275 --> 01:26:51,650 Yes, he is mad, he isn't very happy. 1428 01:26:51,817 --> 01:26:53,692 No, not an Espace either! 1429 01:26:53,858 --> 01:26:55,400 Daddy happy? 1430 01:26:55,567 --> 01:26:58,400 Yes, Daddy's very happy. Come on. 1431 01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:01,400 Come on, son, we're going home. 1432 01:27:01,608 --> 01:27:02,858 Not a Kangoo. 1433 01:27:03,650 --> 01:27:06,900 Or a Fiat Punto. A Punto isn't what I'm asking for! 1434 01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:09,067 40-15. 1435 01:27:20,567 --> 01:27:22,692 Out! Game to Miss Autexier. 1436 01:27:28,692 --> 01:27:31,900 Come on, Emma, you're mentally stronger. 1437 01:27:32,067 --> 01:27:33,317 Keep at it! 1438 01:27:34,483 --> 01:27:36,692 Go to the net, attack her backhand. 1439 01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:42,775 What? 1440 01:27:44,108 --> 01:27:45,067 Nothing. 1441 01:27:45,942 --> 01:27:47,525 You're teasing me. 1442 01:27:47,692 --> 01:27:49,108 No, on the contrary. 1443 01:27:49,817 --> 01:27:52,608 Just remember, you sent your dad bowling. 1444 01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,983 - Sorry, it was Chloé's idea. - It was not! 1445 01:27:58,442 --> 01:28:00,025 Miss Han Tran to serve. 1446 01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:04,442 Sorry, Dad, we wanted to make a point but it went too far. 1447 01:28:06,942 --> 01:28:08,108 Come here, you. 1448 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:09,442 Sorry, Dad. 1449 01:28:09,942 --> 01:28:11,942 Yeah, we're sorry about Sunday. 1450 01:28:13,733 --> 01:28:16,942 Yeah... and I'm sorry for all the other days. 1451 01:28:18,608 --> 01:28:22,858 A lifetime working in human relations and I don't know my own kids. 1452 01:28:24,150 --> 01:28:26,317 The important things passed me by. 1453 01:28:26,483 --> 01:28:28,858 - Shh! - Can't you see we're making up?! 1454 01:28:29,025 --> 01:28:31,567 Skip the family therapy and watch the match! 1455 01:28:31,775 --> 01:28:33,483 Mom, you're never off the phone! 1456 01:28:33,650 --> 01:28:34,650 I'm outta here. 1457 01:28:34,858 --> 01:28:37,400 Is it so hard to be with your family? 1458 01:28:37,567 --> 01:28:38,567 Mine are the same! 1459 01:28:38,733 --> 01:28:40,025 Only we weren't ditched! 1460 01:28:40,192 --> 01:28:41,942 What was that, Stanislas? 1461 01:28:42,108 --> 01:28:44,067 - You've already had two! - I want three! 1462 01:28:44,275 --> 01:28:48,650 Please! The girls are playing for a place in the national team! 1463 01:28:48,817 --> 01:28:51,275 Anyone who isn't interested, 1464 01:28:51,442 --> 01:28:53,733 I'll ask you to go home! 1465 01:28:59,025 --> 01:29:01,192 What are you doing? It isn't over! 1466 01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:04,192 To hell with tennis, I want some fun too. 1467 01:29:04,358 --> 01:29:06,067 You've always loved tennis! 1468 01:29:06,233 --> 01:29:07,442 No, you have! 1469 01:29:07,650 --> 01:29:12,108 Grab a racket, do a few drop shots like John Borg, and leave me alone! 1470 01:29:12,275 --> 01:29:13,442 It's Björn Borg! 1471 01:29:13,650 --> 01:29:15,358 Come on, we're leaving too. 1472 01:29:15,567 --> 01:29:16,817 Quiet, please! 1473 01:29:18,692 --> 01:29:20,983 We have a lot to do before Mom gets back. 1474 01:29:21,192 --> 01:29:23,650 - Already? - It's gone by so quickly! 1475 01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:25,733 Dad, everyone's laughing at me. 1476 01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:27,442 It's the Superman mask. 1477 01:29:30,067 --> 01:29:30,983 Come on! 1478 01:29:58,775 --> 01:29:59,733 Hello! 1479 01:30:14,567 --> 01:30:15,983 Hi, everyone! 1480 01:30:25,317 --> 01:30:26,483 Anyone home? 1481 01:30:26,650 --> 01:30:28,733 Mom, what are you doing here? 1482 01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:30,150 I'm so glad! 1483 01:30:30,317 --> 01:30:31,483 Mom! 1484 01:30:31,650 --> 01:30:32,775 My loves! 1485 01:30:33,692 --> 01:30:35,317 Good to see you. 1486 01:30:35,525 --> 01:30:37,817 - Who have we got here? - My darling! 1487 01:30:38,317 --> 01:30:39,775 Oh, it's Mom! 1488 01:30:40,608 --> 01:30:42,692 My superhero, you've grown! 1489 01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:43,942 I love you, Mom! 1490 01:30:44,108 --> 01:30:46,025 And me? What about Dad? 1491 01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:48,858 It's good you're back. 1492 01:30:49,067 --> 01:30:50,733 You forgot I was home today? 1493 01:30:50,900 --> 01:30:55,358 No, I thought it was tomorrow, or we'd have tidied up. 1494 01:30:55,525 --> 01:30:58,900 - You're all tanned, you look lovely. - Thank you! 1495 01:30:59,067 --> 01:31:00,608 So it wasn't too tough? 1496 01:31:00,817 --> 01:31:03,317 Tough? No, we were fine, right? 1497 01:31:03,483 --> 01:31:05,108 - Great, Dad! - Perfect. 1498 01:31:05,275 --> 01:31:06,067 Wonderful! 1499 01:31:06,233 --> 01:31:07,150 Poop! 1500 01:31:07,942 --> 01:31:09,775 - Chloé! - Ah, it's my turn. 1501 01:31:09,942 --> 01:31:12,608 I'll help you and read a story. 1502 01:31:13,275 --> 01:31:14,900 I'll take your bag up, Mom. 1503 01:31:16,025 --> 01:31:18,067 And finish your homework. 1504 01:31:18,275 --> 01:31:20,942 - OK, Pa. - He always needs prompting. 1505 01:31:21,733 --> 01:31:23,275 Are you all on drugs?! 1506 01:31:23,442 --> 01:31:25,442 Why do you say that? 1507 01:31:25,983 --> 01:31:27,983 Everything seems so weird. 1508 01:31:29,650 --> 01:31:31,900 - You didn't have any problems? - No. 1509 01:31:32,817 --> 01:31:35,358 - You don't even look tired! - Stop it. 1510 01:31:35,525 --> 01:31:37,525 Sure, it's hard work. 1511 01:31:37,733 --> 01:31:40,650 Jojo was 38.7° after his vaccine. 1512 01:31:40,858 --> 01:31:41,983 But I managed. 1513 01:31:42,442 --> 01:31:44,733 It's manageable, as you well know. 1514 01:31:46,483 --> 01:31:47,400 OK. 1515 01:31:48,650 --> 01:31:49,983 And work was OK? 1516 01:31:50,150 --> 01:31:51,525 Shh, no, don't. 1517 01:31:51,733 --> 01:31:55,108 No talking about work, not at home. 1518 01:31:56,358 --> 01:32:01,067 OK... I think I slipped through a gap in the spatiotemporal continuum. 1519 01:32:03,233 --> 01:32:06,067 Everything's fine, we have a beautiful family. 1520 01:32:08,275 --> 01:32:10,067 Welcome to your home. 1521 01:32:26,358 --> 01:32:27,733 My loves. 1522 01:32:28,817 --> 01:32:30,650 I missed you so much. 1523 01:32:31,525 --> 01:32:34,067 How I've needed this! 1524 01:32:34,983 --> 01:32:38,317 You want the cape? With the mask. 1525 01:32:38,483 --> 01:32:40,483 Hey, my superhero. 1526 01:32:46,317 --> 01:32:48,733 OK, there's still work to be done. 1527 01:32:48,942 --> 01:32:51,567 Soon it'll be adolescence, conflicts, 1528 01:32:51,775 --> 01:32:54,150 collecting them from parties at 4am. 1529 01:32:54,358 --> 01:32:57,608 One falling in love, another heartbroken. 1530 01:32:58,733 --> 01:33:01,067 No one knows what tomorrow will bring. 1531 01:33:02,650 --> 01:33:03,775 Am I afraid? 1532 01:33:05,025 --> 01:33:06,483 Of course I am! 1533 01:33:06,692 --> 01:33:09,400 But I'd like to think for a fleeting moment 1534 01:33:09,608 --> 01:33:12,525 that I'll be up to it, that we'll be up to it. 1535 01:33:12,942 --> 01:33:16,733 Because we're a beautiful family and everything will be fine. 1536 01:33:17,150 --> 01:33:18,942 Who are you talking to, Dad? 1537 01:33:19,150 --> 01:33:21,650 Yes, how come you're talking to yourself? 1538 01:33:22,067 --> 01:33:24,150 It's nothing, don't worry. 1539 01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:28,150 I've been thinking while I was away. 1540 01:33:28,358 --> 01:33:30,150 I want to be a lawyer again. 1541 01:33:30,358 --> 01:33:31,733 Is it well paid? 1542 01:33:31,942 --> 01:33:32,858 Why do you ask? 1543 01:33:33,067 --> 01:33:35,692 - 'Cause Dad was fired. - What?! 1544 01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:37,983 And you microwaved the hamster. 1545 01:33:38,192 --> 01:33:39,733 He knocked Maria over too. 1546 01:33:39,942 --> 01:33:42,567 - They rolled me in a giant ball! - Chloé's idea! 1547 01:33:42,775 --> 01:33:46,400 - Maxime threw rocks at the house. - Because Jojo was drowning! 1548 01:33:46,608 --> 01:33:48,358 - Julia saved us, Dad fired her. - What? 1549 01:33:48,567 --> 01:33:51,442 Dad tried to sort Chloé's period out with his phone 1550 01:33:51,650 --> 01:33:53,275 but the washing machine flooded! 1551 01:33:55,067 --> 01:33:57,858 Oh dear, what kind of family are you? 1552 01:33:59,108 --> 01:34:00,150 Bye! 1553 01:34:01,567 --> 01:34:09,150 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 1554 01:34:13,622 --> 01:34:18,622 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 106675